SMDBZX-Dimension-1
10-11-?
4:57pm…
"C'moooooooon Nepgear! I said I was sorry!" Neptune whined, leaning on a door.
"G-go away!" Nepgear cried on the other side of the door. Neptune gave a sigh, scratching her head. As she did, Histoire approached her.
"Well look on the bright side…our shares are skyrocketing!" Histoire said, trying to chime in a slight bit of good news and brighten the mood.
"Yeah but Nep Jr is super upsetti spaghetti!" Neptune declared, raising her hands, "I didn't mean to send all of those lewd photos of her being censored onto Nepitter!"
"Actually it's called-"
"No one calls it that Histy!" Neptune declared. Before Histoire could argue more, someone slammed the door open to their area.
"Lady Histoire! We have a problem!" A worker said, panting, "Why are there so many stairs…?"
"Huh? What's wrong?" Histoire asked. The worker straightened her posture.
"Well…I think it's best for you and the goddesses to see themselves! It's of the utmost importance!" The worker said. Histoire sighed.
"What could be so important right now…well c'mon Neptune, let's give Nepgear her space." Histoire siad, flying away. Neptune huffed.
"Phooey! More work…" Neptune whined, following. This time they took an elevator, much to the workers' enjoyment, before approaching the prayer room of the bacillicom. In the center of the stage, where a priest or goddess would normally stand, there was a bright light. Histoire gasped.
"Oh no! How couldn't I have noticed!" She said Neptune looked at her Oracle confused.
"Eeeh…? What's up with the light show? Ooh! Are we setting up a super secret forgiveness party for !?" Neptune asked, her eyes sparkling.
"No. This is-"
The bells rang as the clock hit five, before the light exploded brighter than ever. Neptune and Histoire covered their eyes, while the worker fell over in shock. The light slowly dissipated, taking the form of a person…they slowly stretched, giving a big yawn.
"Mnmnm…hmmm? Who turned on all the lights…" She asked, pawing at her eyes. Histoire smiled, as Neptuen stared wide-eyed.
"I don't know how I didn't notice before but here we are. Our shares must have booned when you uploaded those photos. Neptune, this is-"
"Holy Nepu! No one told me about the new DLC drop! She's as cute as a kitty, but her puppy's give Vert a run for her money!" The shocked goddess exclaimed, "Who's this kawaii-desu girl, and why do I feel she's going to try and take my main character status!?"
She was a small girl around Neptunes size, but as Neptune had said her chest betrayed her size. She had lavender purple hair falling to her shoulders, with two pony-tails upfront falling a little further down. She had a black hoodie which was somewhat tight around the chest, but the sleeves fell far enough to cover her hands. She had black skirt going down to her knees with a and high-thighs. All of her clothes have a digital blue pattern throughout them.
"That Neptune…would be your second little sister." Histoire said.
"Eeeeeeh!?" Neptune asked shocked, "Another little sister!? Geez talking about Vert, she might kill me."
"Neptune! Be more serious!" Histoire scolded. The girl stood up and stretched, looking at the group, "so? What might your name be?"
"I…umm…" She hummed, closing her eyes and twirling one of her twintails, "Umm… Histoire… Neptune… ah! Mars! Call me Mars~!"
The next day…
"Nepgear!" Mars called out cutely, holding her arms out as her 'puppies barked'. Nepgear looked…dumbfounded at her new little sister. She had some similarities to herself and Neptune, but her older sister was right. This little girl had some Germanshepards alright.
"Uhh…hi? Who are you?" Nepgear asked, "your Mars, right?"
"Yup! It's nice to meet you, Geary Onee-Sama!" Mars introduced herself, her cuteness shining and sparkling brightly.
"Ah! Her cuteness is blinding!" Neptune said. She took a moment to clear her sight, "Hey wait a minute! You don't call me Onee-Sama! Why do you call Nep Jr. Onee-Sama and not me?"
"Because Onee-Chan looks like a child!" Mars said in a cheery, and extremely blunt way.
"Buh-hey! No making fun of my chest Nep. Jr-Jr!" Neptune said.
"Actually I was making fun of your height, but that's small too!" Mars said, smiling widely. Neptune took an arrow through the heart, and held her chest in pain as she fell over dramatically onto the floor.
"Oh my…I do believe we need to work on your manners…" Histoire sighed. Mars hummed, turning to face the floating fairy on a book, "So Mars. Tell us about yourself. Do you know anything about yourself?"
"Umm…" Mars put her hand to her face, practically buried in her elongated sleeve, "...I love Onee-Chan and Onee-Sama very much!"
"Hmm…I figured as much." Histoire said, "Are you hungry?"
"Yes please!" Mars nodded.
"Ooh! Ooh! You need to have pudding!" Neptune said.
"What? No! Her first meal will not be pudding!" Historie said, "You're gonna give her a sweet tooth worse than yours!"
"I don't think it'd be that bad Histoire…" Nepgear said. Histoire took a deep breath in, and a slow breath out.
"Nepgear…what have I told you many times?" Histoire asked.
"U-umm…You said-"
"Don't defend your sister's stupid decisions!" Histoire yelled. The three sisters gave a yelp as she raised her voice, "You two are the most lazy, unworthy, and useless CPU I've ever known! And I will not have Mars be the same!"
Histoire spoke swiftly, stinging fast yet deep.
"Heeeeey, relax Histy! We like, so totally know what we're doing! Iffy and the other side-characters take care of that boring stuff offscreen. Plus this is a fanfiction, you can't expect us too-"
"I don't care if this is an official product or not! Get! To! Work! Now!" Histoire yelled.
"Alright, alright, sheesh! Talk about Pisty-Histy! C'mon Nep Jr and Junior'er! Let's go do some…" Neptune sighed, "Work…"
"But I'm hungry." Mars whined. Neptune gasped, this was her chance.
"Histy! You're making Mars cry! Are you really gonna let this adorable and innocent bazangas cutie go questing hungry!? She's not even been alive for twenty-four hours! This is CPU abuse!" Neptune declared. Histoire hummed. Before she could make a decision, Nepgear's stomach began to growl.
"I have to agree with sis. It's hard to fight on an empty stomach." Nepgear said, giving a nervous laugh. Histoire calmed herself.
"Apologies…it would seem in my frustrations I forgot…very well. I suppose that much can't be argued. And she has no combat experience." Histoire nodded, "I shall be back shortly to join you."
"Alrighty! What are we having for breakfast? There's so much for you to try Mars!" Neptune said, "Like pudding!"
"Maybe she shouldn't have dessert for breakfast." Nepgear said.
"Phooey…fine. Cereal it is." Neptune said.
"Cereal?" Mars asked.
"Yup!" Neptune quickly ran up to a counter, climbed on top of it, opened a cabinet, and pulled out a box of Nepu Toast Crunch, "Feast your eyes! The amazing taste of Cinnamon Cereal, and Milk. In that order!"
Neptune made three bowls of cereal, and passed them around. Mars looked at her spoon confused, but after seeing the other two eat, she took a bite. Her eyes widened and sparkled, kicking her feet in excitement, before eating faster.
"This is so good!" She said, her mouth full of food.
"Hey now. It's impolite to eat with your mouth full, Mars." Nepgear told Mars, who hummed as she chewed. Nepgear giggled, Mars was like a child. Though that was to be expected from someone less than a day old. Histoire floated into the room, carrying a small cup of fruit and sitting at the table…well, on it.
"I've made a call to Miss IF and Miss Compa." Histoire said, taking a bite of her fruit.
"Whaoh, really? That's wicked! It's been too long since we saw Iffy and Compa!" Neptune said, "I mean, I get they gotta work and all, but it's definitely un-cool that we don't see eachother until a new game or fanfiction starts! Why can't we see eachother off screen?"
"That's not true. We saw them last weekend." Nepgear corrected her sister.
"Not now , I'm dramatizing the upcoming events." Neptune told her sister.
"Regardless, I feel it best that we have someone more responsible than you to show Mars how to do her job. And Compa can help with any injuries." Histoire explained in a matter-of-factly tone.
"Uh, hello? Did ya go into narration mode Histy? It's Iffy and Compa! I've known them, like, longer than I've known anyone! Ignoring my plot, convenient amnesia." Neptune told her.
"Can we have more later?" Mars asked, having cleared out her bowl.
"Sure!" Neptune told Mars.
"Yay!"
"No. This is a breakfast food. Later you'll be having lunch." Histoire corrected.
"Aww…"
"Geez. Your being such a buzzkill today Histy. Your totes losing max Lily Rank points with Mars right now. You're not even going to give her 'Required SP-'! Way past lame-o Histy." Neptune scolded the tomb, "To think that your other dimension self is so good with kids."
"Alright, alright, that's quite enough." Histoire said, "But she needs to try more food than cereal. I don't want her to have your addiction to pudding with Cereal. Maybe she likes Pizza."
"That sounds yummy." Mars said.
"Or maybe she'll eat her vegetables!" Nepgear said.
"That sounds nasty."
"Bah, vegetables? C'mon my beloved little sister, that's not gonna be they're favorite food. She's the little sister of the main heroine!" Neptune said.
"Neptune vegetables are good for your health. Having a favorite food is fine, but as a CPU, you shouldn't be so picky." Histoire noted.
"Yeah, yeah. C'mon Nepgear, let's go suffer in the forest." Neptune told her little sister.
"O-okay!" Nepgear said, following, "A-and please don't publish any lewd photos this time…"
Mars hopped off her chair, and started running after her sisters, her chest jiggling with every step.
"Hold on Mars." Histoire called. Mars stopped and stared at the tome girl, "Do make sure not to hurt yourself. Okay?"
"Okay Histy~!" Mars nods, before running after her sisters again.
Planeptune
"Wooooah!" Mars' eyes sparkled, looking at the high-sky, the skyscrapers, the people passing by as she squeezed Nepgear and Neptune's hands. She kept a brisk pace, her innocence and fanservice distracting everyone with disturbance or aww.
"It's just a bunch of buildings Marsy, nothing to 'ooh' and 'aww' about. Unless it's a pudding store. Or a game shop! Or maybe even a retro game store!" Neptune said excitedly.
"Oh! What about a mechanic's store! Or a plastic model store! Or maybe a place to finish my mech!" Nepgear said, excited thoughts entering her mind, "Oh but, we should probably focus on our job."
Mars looked between the two confused, unsure of the things they were mentioning.
"Ehhh, (0_0)?" Mars was confused as they continued walking down a pavement,
"Bork! Bork, bork, bork!" Mars turned her head. There was a shop, and inside the window was a variety of animals. Her eyes widened as she saw them. Her eyes sparkled, before she quickly removed herself from her sister's grasp and ran to the crosswalk.
"Eh? Hey! Where ya headin Marsy!?" Neptune asked.
"W-wait! Don't run out in the middle of the-"
HONK, HONK
Mars froze and stared into the headlights.
"Wha-"
VROOM!
There was a flash in the headlights, then nothing. Neptune and Nepgear froze, eyes wide.
"W-what!? What kind of cruel fanfic is this! They gave me a cute little sis and then kill her off in the same chapter! This ain't happening right? Right? Heeeeeey! Mars!" Neptune and Nepgear ran to the front of the car, where a faceless NPC man got out of his truck and looked around.
"O-oh goodness…" Nepgear said, tears coming into her eyes.
"Oh golly josh. This isn't happening right? Hahaha! Okay SMDBZX that's enough Nepu-Jumpscares. You can hurry up and do the reveal now!" Neptune called out. Nepgear gave a sniffle, and then fell to her knees, beginning to cry into her hand.
"Umm…Onee-Sama? Why are you crying?" Mars asked.
"E-eh!?" The two girls.
"Aha! I knew it! SMDBZX jumpscare!" Neptune called out, "You can't kill the main heroine in the first chapter! …wait. But this is named after me!"
"Please don't cry Onee-Sama. I don't like it when you're sad. Stop being sad please." Mars said.
"How did you survive that!?" Nepgear asked.
"Hmm?" Mars looked at them confused.
"You got hit by trunk-kun lil sis! You should have been Issekaid and surrounded in a harem of sexy but really stupid guys! Or girls, if you're into that." Neptune informed her. Mars stared, tilting her head and bringing her hanging sleeve to her face.
"no…I went to go see the puppies." Mars said, pointing at the pet store. The two looked between her and the store.
"...eh?" The two girls asked.
"I didn't see you get across the street." Nepgear admitted.
"Can I have a snaaaack? I'm hungry." Mars whined, bouncing up and down, puppies barking.
"Sure thingo kiddo! Let's find some puddin and Nep-Bull!" Neptune nodded.
"I don't think she needs Nepbull!"