Chapter 1
The sound of a pounding fist against Effy Stonem from her sleep, exhaustion escaping her body in the form of an annoyed groan. Her blue eyes peeled open and the sunlight beaming from her curtains caused her to close them quickly.
"First day of College." Effy said happily.
Effy reluctantly gets out of bed and stumbles to the bedroom, then turns on the shower and waits for it to heat up. Whilst Effy did, she turned the cold tap on and cupped her hands together, splashing the freezing water onto her face to wake herself up. Her body tingles from the sensation and Effy drys her face with a nearby towel. Slipping out of her pajamas, Effy quickly hopped into the shower, humming the tune to some rock song she heard on the radio last night. Effy spot of her shower gel from the toiletry rack and gets a drop of it onto her hands.
"Effy?" Her mum Anthea asked, as she through the door open and her voice muffled from the running water and door between us.
"Yeah?" Effy says whilst rubbing the gel on her neck and underarms.
"You always take ages to choose one." Anthea questions. "Why is she being so nice? And once again, there's no way you are sitting in that car on your own with your father."
"Yeah." Effy said, rolls her eyes and steps out of the shower, wraps a towel round her body and leaves her hair to air dry. "I'm on my way."
"Good." Anthea said, she through the door closed.
Effy stepped over the pile of clothes to her bed to see what she picked out of her, she chose a black bra and blue underwear with purple ripped tights on her legs. She shrugged as she stared at myself in the mirror at her black bra, blue underwear, and purple ripped tights and smiled to think sex in school. As Effy with who has sex in school?
"Sex." Effy said with a smile. "I'm Effy. And I think my mom is having an affair. Sir. I'm feeling rather shit. I think I need to go to the nurse's office. They don't have a nurse. I'm sex with someone in the nurse's office. We are naked in school."
"Effy!" Her dad Jim yelled.
"What?" Effy asked.
"You're late to high school. You are with me in the car." Jim.
"I got it, Dad." Effy said.
"Sweetheart, you got your twin sister to wake up and hurry to come in the parking lot." Anthea said.
"Mum, please, I finished all my bra, underwear and purple ripped tights. I took the mini gray dress, socks, black combat boots and necklaces and tones, too. I'll be back." Effy said.
"Okay." Anthea said.
Effy chose her mini gray dress with socks in black combat boots. She has her gold necklaces in neck and her left arm in silver and black tones. She does up the clasp behind her neck and lets it fall onto her chest, sorting it out in her mirror.
"Sex." Effy smiled and winked, as she grabbed her black and white bag.
Effy walked away, pulled the door open, and went to her twin sister's room.
The sound of a pounding fist against her door stirred her twin sister Elaine from her sleep, exhaustion escaping her body in the form of an annoyed groan. Her green eyes peeled open and the sunlight beaming from her curtains caused her to close them quickly.
"Hold on, Tosser." Elaine grumbled, throwing a boot from her floor back at the door as her sister began to yell.
"Elaine, get up! You're going to make us late!" Effy yelled through the door, only getting a rough boot thrown at it as a response. She slammed her first against the girls door one last time before the sound of her footsteps receding down the stairs caught Elaine's attention.
"Finally…" Elaine let out a forced sigh as she pushed herself from the comforts of her bed.
Effy would be riding in their car with their dad but she wanted to walk and smoke a spliff on the way.
Jim's car parked in the middle of the road with a bike in front of it and specifically her father yelling at an elderly woman. Effy turned to her sister Elaine threw the butt of her spliff to the ground and crushed it with the bottom of her boot.
"Effy. You get mad at me. We're late." Elaine said.
"I know." Effy said.
"Dad was very angry at the old woman." Elaine said to her sister.
"Yeah. Hey, look at the boys." Effy pointed.
Elaine could see how three boys seemed to have their eyes glued to her sister, drooling over her. The skateboard boy looked at Elaine smirkled.
"That girl's black hair's looking at you, Freddie." The curly hair boy pointed at Elaine.
"Yeah." The skateboard boy said with a smile.
Effy turned her head to Elaine, who seemed to be The skateboard boy.
"That skateboard boy's looking at you, Elaine." Effy pointed at Freddie.
"Yeah." Elaine smirkled.
"The boys are not looking at me." Effy said.
Elaine rolled her eyes as she walked over to the window to Effy's side of the car and she glanced over to the group who seemed to now look at both of them with interest and curiosity before she turned her need back to her sister. Effy and Elaine turned to their her father talking angrily to the elderly woman. After spending a few minutes talking with Effy, she finally got out of the car and the twins watched as one of the boys with a red shirt stumbled over to the elderly woman and her father holding his head which seemed to be covered in ketchup.
A sly smile tugged on her lips along with Effy's and after her father finished his bitching Elaine walked over to the troublesome boy standing with a cheeky smile on his face after observing the scene and dragged her finger down his temple before licking it.
"Sweet." Effy said with a smile.
Elanie chuckles and took her sister walking away. The three boys looked at the twins leaves at the high school.
"Dad says some things are best left to the imagination. But that's not right, is it?" The curly hair boy asked.
"Your dad's a stupid tosser, JJ." The ketchup boy said.
"Yes. Do you think she's going where we're going?" The curly hair boy asked.
The three boys saw Effy and Elaine walked away. The ketchup boy turned his head to Jim talking to the boy and turned his head.
"She is now." The ketchup boy said.
"Ketchup. Cool. That ketchup boy's looking at you, Effy." Elaine said, eyeing him up and down before she began to walk towards Roundview College.
"Yeah. He is now." Effy said with a smile on Elaine chuckle.
Effy and Elaine began to walk towards Roundview College.
A bubbly girl with pig tails named Pandora Moon soon caught up with the duo and invited herself to sit next to them on a beach as they observed the students around them. Cliques were formed and Elaine eventually noticed that the group of boys the twins encountered were in fact going to the same school as them. Elaine couldn't keep her eyes away from the tanned one who also saw her and smiled. Effy was interested in another situation which involved identical twins with dark red hair. One was surrounded by girls with a guy named Danny Guillermo signing another girls tits that looked well in his thirties whilst the other looked quite lagged behind as if she were the other's shadow.
"Bonkers!" Pandora says, amazed by what she's watching. "What's surf and turf, Eff?" She asks, looking down at Effy with a smile on her face.
"Sex." Effy bluntly replied, blowing smoke from her lips as she looked up at Pandora.
"Wow! We'll have a whizzer time at this college, Eff! Aint's we El?" Pandora asked as she turned her attention to the twin next to Effy.
"Yeah. Whizzer." Elaine replied, giving Pandora a genuine smile as she took the cigarette from her sister's hand and put it up to her lips instead.
"I'm definitely going to have surf and turf, ASAP." Pandora added. "Mum says boys only want one thing so my plan is to give it to them, lots of times." By then, Elaine has started to zone out and ignore what was going on around her. It only lasted for a few minutes after she heard a yell from the popular redhead.
"Bye! Christ's sakes, Ems. Come on, you loser! Oh... What's wrong with you? You're always lagging behind me." She snapped, clearly annoyed by the way her sister was so far and falling behind. "Why can't you wear decent clothes? Right."
Elaine was interested in the girls, letting out a soft.
"Oh." Elaine said, as she watched. "Right. You hated her." The other twin said before Pandora followed with a question.
"Who do I hate, El?" Pandora questioned, wondering who she was supposed to hate.
"I'll let you know." Elaine said.
"Cool." Pandora said.
"Let's get this party started." Effy replied.
"Yeah." Elaine replied, as she got up and grabbed her bag, throwing the almost finished cigarette to the ground before she took Effy's hand.
"You two want a lollipop?" Pandora asked.
"No." Effy replied.
"Sure." Elaine replied.
Elaine, Effy, Pandora, and students into the school.