The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker and welcome back to another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic. When we last left off, Sean and his buddy Lucas a.k.a. UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviewed Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle and yes, they enjoyed that special. Today, Sean and his friend Brian review Home Alone 2: Lost in New York while dealing with some unruly Christmas guests. So, sit back, relax, grab yourself a nice hot cup of cocoa with marshmallows. Here is the new chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Enjoy.
Episode Seventy-Nine
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
We open with Sean J. Archer a.k.a. The Mayhem Critic, sitting on the couch wearing his Christmas sweater and his Santa hat with a smile on his face as he gets ready to start today's review.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and…" Sean said as he gets interrupted by the sound of his girlfriend's mother's voice.
"Taylor, what is your boyfriend doing?" Katie asked.
"He's doing a review, Mom." Taylor said.
"Is that a real job?" Greg asked.
"Yes, it is." Taylor said.
"Oh, brother. Sorry if I'm about to be in a crabby mood. Taylor's parents are over for Christmas. And since it's Christmas Eve. It's time for families to get together. Also, my friend Brian and his family are coming over as well. And I have a feeling that it's going to be a disaster. Kill me. Kill me now." Sean said.
Brian opens the door and enters the house with his parents, his brother, his sister-in-law, his nephew, his niece and his girlfriend Cheryl.
"Hey, dude. What's up?" Brian asked.
"Oh, nothing much. I'm just getting ready to do a review while dealing with Taylor's parents and also her grandmother." Sean said.
"Hey, Sean. Can I use this for my egg nog?" Kathryn asked while holding a beer mug.
"Okay, first of all that's a beer mug. And second, this is not the right time for you to be drinking." Sean said.
"I guess that's a yes." Kathryn said as she left the living room.
"Let me guess, that's your girlfriend's grandmother?" Bob asked.
"Yes, it is. Help me." Sean whispered.
"Oh, come on. How bad could they be?" Sherry asked.
Then, Katie enters the room holding a festive tree made out of meat.
"Look what I've made." Katie said as she sits the meat tree down on the coffee table as Sean makes a disgusted look on his face.
"What is that?" Adam asked.
"A Christmas tree made from meat?" Cheryl asked.
"This is my Nana's Bavarian Meat Tree. It's a tradition that I always did with her. It's a mini Christmas tree made of sausage, lunch meats and meatballs." Katie said as Sean makes a gagging noise as she turns to him and glares at him evily.
"I'm sorry. I just had the image of a naked Danny DeVito in the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Christmas special." Sean said.
"I banned that tradition after her Nana died. Hopefully, Taylor can inherit that tradition if she ends up marrying Sean." Katie said.
"God, I hope not." Sean muttered under his breath.
"Excuse me?" Katie asked.
"Nothing. I'm sure that Taylor is in the kitchen fixing up the Christmas dinner." Sean said.
"Greg is here as well? Well, let's go say "Hi" to him." Bob said as Sherry, Adam, Lexi head to the kitchen.
"I'm gonna go say "Hi" to Taylor as well and probably help her out." Cheryl said as she kissed Brian before she left the room.
"So, what are you going to do today?" Brian asked before sitting down on the couch.
"Well, I'm glad that you asked that question." Sean said before looking at the camera and continuing his introduction. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one."
"And I'm his friend Brian." Brian said.
"And since it's Christmas Eve, that means that you get to meet up with your loved ones and your friends. It's also the time that you try to keep your sanity and try not to murder them." Sean said.
"Kathryn, you can't give a baby whiskey!" Lexi yelled.
"Oh, come on! Katie's Nana gave me whiskey when I was a baby." Kathryn said.
"Oh, sweet Jesus. Do you see what I mean?" Sean asked.
"Yeah, I see what you mean." Brian said. "How about you put on a movie?"
"Ooh, great idea! Hey, guys. Want to watch a movie?" Sean asked as everyone entered the living room.
"I do. What do you have in mind?" Taylor asked.
"I'm in for a good movie. So, what movie are you going to watch? Is it A Christmas Carol with George C. Scott?" Bob asked.
"Uh, no. Well…." Sean said.
"Is it A Bad Moms Christmas?" Katie asked.
"What? No. There are little children present." Sean said.
"Dude, weren't you going to talk about today's review?" Brian asked.
"Oh, yeah. You're right." Sean said as he clears his throat. "Let's talk about Home Alone."
(Footage from Home Alone is shown while the song "Somewhere In My Memory" plays)
Sean: (Narrating) Yes, it's the highest-grossing Christmas movie of all time. Critics and audiences love the movie. You have a great lead, funny-as-hell-yet-brutal slapstick and has a lot of holiday heart. Plus, it was nominated for several Oscars for John Williams' amazing score. The movie was a huge hit and made a lot of money.
"So what do you do when your movie makes a lot of money? Make a sequel, of course!" Sean said with a smile on his face. "This is Home Alone 2: Lost in New York."
(The movie's main title screen is shown while the song "All Alone on Christmas" by Darlene Love plays)
Sean: (Narrating) Released in theaters on November 20th, 1992. Just about everyone who was involved in the original film came back for round two. John Williams returned to compose the music score for the movie, John Hughes returned to write and produce the movie, Chris Columbus came back to direct and of course, our big star, Macaulay Culkin. Okay, let me just say this, while doing research on the movie, that kid was on top of the world. He received $110,000 for his role in Home Alone and due to the success of the movie, he hit the $1 million mark for his role in My Girl, and he wasn't the lead character in the movie. He was the first child actor ever to make this much money. And for his role in Home Alone 2, here's how much he made…
(We see the words $4.5 million on the screen in big red letters)
Sean: (Narrating) A whopping $4.5 million!
(A clip from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is shown)
Joseph Joestar (Voiced by Richard Epcar): HOLY SHIT!
"Yeah, that's how much money that this kid was making." Sean said.
(Clips from The Good Son, Getting Even With Dad and Richie Rich are shown)
Sean: (Narrating) You want to know what he made for The Good Son, Getting Even With Dad and Richie Rich? He made like $5 million for The Good Son and $8 million each for Getting Even With Dad and Richie Rich. He made more money than Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot and Jason Momoa did for Justice League combined.
"Alright, I want to know who this kid's agent is because I want to hire that guy. But enough about Macaulay, let's get back to Home Alone 2, after the movie was released, there were mixed to negative reviews from critics and people who saw the movie because they complained that it was the same as the original.
(More clips from Home Alone 2 are shown)
Sean: (Narrating) The same jokes were re-used, the scenarios were re-used and teaching the same lessons that were learned in the original. I guess John Hughes was doing a bunch of cutting and pasting while working on the screenplay for the movie. So, today, I'm going to take a look to see if it's a worthy sequel or a shameful sequel that rehashes things from the original.
"Ooh, Home Alone 2! I love that movie. I think it's a great sequel." Lexi said.
"Are you kidding me? That movie sucked!" Katie exclaimed.
"Mom! It's not a bad sequel." Taylor said.
"Yeah, that's what people said about The Rise of Skywalker." Katie said to her daughter.
"Hey, don't bring The Rise of Skywalker into this, lady." Adam said.
"Who are you calling lady?" Katie asked.
"Don't talk to my son like that. Him and his brother like that movie." Sherry said, defending her sons Brian and Adam.
"This coming from a woman who raised two sons who like a bad movie." Kathryn said.
"Watch it, drunkie." Bob said.
"Don't call my mother "drunkie", you angry chef!" Katie said.
"I will cut you!" Bob shouted.
"Don't threaten my wife!" Greg yelled.
"Oh, God." Sean said as he starts rubbing his temples from getting irritated by Brian's family and Taylor's family arguing with each other. Let's get this review started before I end up killing somebody with a lightsaber. This is Home Alone 2: Lost in New York."
(The movie starts with the main title sequence)
Sean: (Narrating) So, the movie opens with the main title sequence like the original movie. But instead of just seeing the house, we see the house in between skyscrapers representing New York City and we get that classic Home Alone theme by John Williams. After the opening credits, we get practically the same exterior shot of the McCallister house followed by the same interior shot of the McCallister house. And we see the family getting ready for their trip to Florida. We see that the family is getting ready to go to a Christmas pageant that Kevin, once again played by Macaulay Culkin, is performing in. We see Kevin playing with a tape recorder known as the Talkboy by Tiger Electronics.
"What's that?" Aaron asked.
"Glad that you asked that, little britches. Here's what the Talkboy is. Cue the commercial." Sean said.
(The Tiger Electronics Talkboy commercial plays as we see a boy holding a Tiger Talkboy observing his sister playing with the dog)
Announcer: You can have lots of high tech fun with Tiger's Talkboy tape recorder.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, for those of you who grew up in the 90s, you probably remember this little gizmo. This is what we used before using voice apps and this is what a cell phone used to look like as well. I remember that my cousin Sara used to own which was the Deluxe Talkgirl. Me? I never owned a Talkboy, but I used to have a GE tape recorder that I used to play around with. In this film, this is just John Hughes' way of promoting the damn thing.
"You're doing a damn good job, Johnny." Sean said, giving a thumbs-up to the camera.
Kate (Played by Catherine O'Hara): (While packing her suitcase) Honey, are you packed yet?
Kevin (Played by Macaulay Culkin): (Talks directly into his Talkboy) Yes.
(Kevin plays back the audio of him saying "Yes")
Kate: Oh. Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?
Kevin: Uh, let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Kate: Ah ha! Close. (Holds up an inflatable clown) An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.
Kevin: (Feeling unexcited) How exciting.
"Okay, now I know that I'm gonna get a lot of flack for this one and I have a teeny tiny little nitpick about this movie: Macaulay's acting sucks." Sean said as everybody in the living room give him the death glare before saying a word to him. "Let me explain before you crucify me. It's not his fault."
(Footage of Kevin in the first film is shown)
Sean: (Narrating) In the first film, he played the kid who has to act like an adult and because of his performance, Macaulay became the biggest star in the world. And yes, Culkin Fever was everywhere. He can go for loveable and likeable in the first film, in this one, he's like a robot.
"Please tell me you're not going to make fun of Macaulay Culkin. You do realize that his father stole all of his money, right?" Greg asked.
"Oh, no. I'm not going to make fun of his acting. But if you want me to." Sean said.
Kevin: (Various scenes) How exciting./He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you./And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone./This is the greatest accident in my life.
"Yeah, we're in good hands." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Peter, once again played by the late John Heard, tells Kevin to put his tie on and then we get some terrifying dialogue.
Peter (Played by John Heard): We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant.
Kevin: My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
(Peter and Kate look at Kevin)
Kevin: Whatever that means.
"Uh, what does that even mean?" Sean asked, making a confused look on his face. "Does it mean that the sight of Uncle Frank's naked body will make him gay or is Uncle Frank threatening castrate Kevin? You do know that this isn't the first time someone threatened to cut off Kevin's cojones. I believe it was Harry that threatened to rip his balls off and boil them in motor oil."
"Sean! I don't want my son to hear that kind of language from you." Lexi said, covering Aaron's ears.
"Mommy, what are cojones?" Aaron asked as Lexi and Adam glare at Sean.
"Oops." Sean said, trying to look innocent.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Kevin barges in the bathroom to grab his tie and gets some really creepy audio from his Uncle Frank, once again played by Gerry Bamman, because he is a terrible singer in the shower. And trust me, this part is important to the plot of the movie, so pay attention.
Uncle Frank (Played by Gerry Bamman): (Singing) Women see me walking down the street. None of the fellas want to speak. Oh hey hey, on their faces, they wear a silly smirk. 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk!
(Kevin laughs a bit while recording audio of Uncle Frank singing and covers his mouth)
Uncle Frank: (Pushes the shower curtain open a bit and sees Kevin) Get out of here, you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!
"Frank, what the hell?!" Sean exclaimed. "That is your brother's kid! You can't threaten to slap him silly. That's called child abuse. Also, you should learn when to shut your mouth while singing so nobody can hear you."
Sean: (Narrating) We then cut to a school Christmas pageant, where we see Kevin and his older brother Buzz, once again played by Devin Ratray, performing in. Uh, is this the K-12 Christmas pageant? Because Buzz looks like that he should be in high school. (Devin Ratray's IMDB profile is shown) Hell, Devin Ratray was born in 1977 and the movie was filmed in 1992, so he was 15 at the time. During Kevin's big solo, Buzz proceeds to make fun of him but what makes this worse is that the parents in the audience are laughing their asses off.
Kevin: (Singing while the audience laughs at him) Stockings on the mantle, a wreath on the door. And my merriest Christmas needs just one thing more.
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, my God! What kind of assholes are these parents? This kid is like ten years old and you proceed to make fun of him?!
Sean doesn't say a word as he picks up an MP5K with red dot sight and a silencer attached to it. He takes aim while we see a red dot pointed at Buzz before he opens fire.
(We cut to Buzz, who gets hit by some bullets and falls to the ground and we hear the sound of children shrieking while they fall to the floor as well)
"There. That's one less moron taken out." Sean said as he picks up his checklist to cross out Buzz's name off the list. "Kevin from Ed, Edd n' Eddy, your ass is mine."
Sean: (Narrating) We return to the McCallister house, where Buzz apologizes to the whole family for his immature prank and he apologizes to Kevin.
Buzz (Played by Devin Ratray): Kevin, I'm sorry.
Kate: Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.
(The family applauds)
Kate: Kevin, do you have something to say?
"And yet Kevin is the one getting the shitty end of the stick? How stupid is this family?" Sean asked.
Buzz: (To Kevin) Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
Sean gasps a bit from what Buzz said to Kevin. "He called him a "trout sniffer"! Hey, at least this is more kid-friendly than this line."
(A clip from Home Alone is shown)
Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you're growing on my ass!
"Yeah, at least the language is more cleaned-up than the last film." Sean said.
Kevin: I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
Kate: Kevin!
Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller (Played by Keiran Culkin): Yeah, with me.
(Fuller sips his can of Coca-Cola)
"Ewww! I wouldn't feel comfortable sleeping on the same floor with this kid who will end up peeing on me." Sean shuddered a bit.
Kevin: So what else is new?
Uncle Frank: You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. Your Dad's paying good money for it.
Kevin: Oh, wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.
(The words "Thug Life" appear on the screen as we see Kevin wearing sunglasses and a gold chain around his neck while the song "Serial Killa" by Snoop Dogg plays in the background)
"Sorry, I couldn't resist." Sean said, chuckling a bit.
Sean: (Narrating) So Kevin gets banished to the third floor and Kate tries to talk to him so she can fix the situation and you all know the deal from the first film, Kevin and his mother have a little argument with each other.
Kate: When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, you can come down.
Kevin: I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
"Kevin, watch the potty mouth, mister! This is a family show, goddamn it. Excuse my language." Sean said.
Kate: Then you can stay up here for the rest of the night.
Kevin: Fine. I don't want to be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys, and I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate: Well, you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin: I hope so.
"Oh, don't worry. His wish will be granted in 3… 2… 1…" Sean said while looking at his watch.
(The next morning, Peter and Kate wake up, having slept in again)
Peter and Kate: WE DID IT AGAIN! (They both run straight to the camera and scream) AAAAAAHHH! (They run out of the room)
"We're repeating the same joke again! AAAAAAHHH!" Sean screamed at the camera.
"Who the heck unplugs their alarm clock?" Brian asked.
"An idiot." Cheryl told him.
(We see Peter unplugging the alarm clock in slow motion. Then, Apu from The Simpsons pops up)
Apu (Voiced by Hank Azaria): What were you thinking?!
"At least I keep an eye on mine in case the battery's about to die." Brian said.
Sean: (Narrating) So, the family scramble through the house in a panic as they rush to the airport so they won't miss their flight. Jeez, does these idiots ever learn their lesson from the last film? Never oversleep or you'll be late for your flight.
Uncle Frank: I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but jeez, you guys give the worst gol-durn wake-up calls.
"Then wake yourself up, you dumb-ass bastard!" Sean exclaimed. "Do I have to add another McCallister to the list?"
Kate: (After getting in the van and passing out the tickets to her family) 7, 8, 9, 10.
Megan (Played by Hillary Wolf): How come none of us are sitting together?
Kate: This time of year we're lucky to sit on the same plane. 11, 12, 13… (Sees that the last ticket is Kevin's) Where's Kevin?
(We see that Kevin was sitting in the front seat the whole time)
Kevin: (Grabs his ticket) 14.
(Kate sighs in relief)
Kevin: It's a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me.
"Okay, that was pretty clever of Kevin. He planned ahead in case the family leaves him again." Sean said.
"Yeah, but you know something's going to go wrong somehow." Brian said.
Sean: (Narrating) So the family arrives at the airport, though Kevin is a little obsessed with his Talkboy as he starts bugging his father for batteries.
(Kevin and his family get out of the van)
Peter: Come on, Kevin.
Kevin: Dad, I need batteries.
Peter: What? I got some in my bag, I'll give them to you on the plane. (Gives the bags to the baggage handlers) Here's two more.
Kevin: Why can't I get them now? I can get them.
Peter: Not now, Kevin.
"Kevin, not now. Who do you think has the batteries? Your mother and I haven't had…." Sean said as he gets ready to say his dirty joke but he turns to Aaron and Sophia before says another word. "Ehh, nevermind. I have a joke planned for this scene and it's a dirty joke. But I don't want to say it because there are children present."
"Maybe she used the batteries for her vibrator. Like my wife." Greg said as he points to Katie while Lexi covers her son's ears.
"Son of a… GREG!" Sean yelled out.
"Okay, I did not need to hear about that." Taylor said, making a disgusted look on her face.
Sean: (Narrating) So as the family rush to make their flight, Kevin stops in the middle of the airport to grab his batteries. Dude, forget about the batteries and catch up with your family before you get left behind again.
Kevin: (Puts the batteries in his Talkboy) Come on, come on. Dad, wait up!
Sean: (Narrating) But he ends up following the wrong man who's wearing the same color suit jacket as his father but in the ensuing rush he bumps into a ticket agent and drops his boarding pass in the process. So, they let them on the plane and he's unaware that he's on the wrong flight. Kid, seriously? And I just like this part right here.
Kevin: (To the passenger sitting next to him) So, have you ever been to Florida?
(The man speaks in French to Kevin, Kevin turns to the camera and looks at it)
"Okay, this must be very awkward right here. Does this guy even know that Kevin doesn't speak any French? I wonder what he's saying to him." Sean said.
Kevin: So, have you ever been to Florida?
(We see the subtitles reading: "Ok, look here. On this flight, I expect you to keep your fucking mouth shut. I want peace and quiet. If you say another word to me I will cut off your fucking balls. Have you ever seen the movie The Godfather Part III starring Al Pacino? There's this scene where a guy kills another man by stabbing him in the neck with his glasses. Well, I have some glasses, so shut the fuck up or I'll stab you.")
(We cut to the plane en route to Florida where the McCallister family is onboard)
Peter: Something wrong? Honey?
Kate: I have that feeling.
Peter: We forgot something?
Kate: No, I don't think we did, but I… I just have that feeling.
Peter: Bad memories, that's all. We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. There's nothing to worry about.
(Kate nods her head)
(We see Kevin's flight taking off)
Kate: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine.
Peter: Nothing to worry about.
(We see the words "ONE FLIGHT LATER" on the screen)
Narrator: One flight later.
(We cut to the family in Florida)
Fuller: (Passes Kevin's bag to his sister Brooke) Kevin's not here.
Brooke (Played by Anna Slotky): (Passes the bag to her cousin Jeff) Kevin's not here.
Jeff (Played by Michael C. Maronna): (Passes the bag to his sister Megan) Kevin's not here.
Megan: (Passes the bag to her cousin Sondra): Kevin's not here.
Sondra (Played by Daiana Campeanu): (Passes the bag to her brother Rod) Kevin's not here.
Rod (Played by Jedidiah Cohen): (Passes the bag to his cousin Linnie) Kevin's not here.
Linnie (Played by Maureen Elisabeth Shay): (Passes the bag to her cousin Tracy): Kevin's not here.
Tracy (Played by Senata Moses): (Passes the bag to her mother Leslie) Kevin's not here.
Aunt Leslie (Played by Terrie Snell): (Passes the bag to Kate) Kevin's not here.
Kate: (Passes the bag to Peter) Kevin's not here.
Peter: What?!
Kate: (Only reacts by laughing, until…) KEVIN! (Faints)
We cut back to Sean laughing from Kate's reaction. "Okay, yes! That was perfect. Props to Catherine O'Hara. I just love that moment. That is some comedic talent right there. You know, I had so much fun playing around with this scene in editing. Here's the scene in slow motion."
Kate: (In slow motion) KEVIN!
"Hell, do a drinking game for every time Kate says Kevin's name." Sean said.
Kate: (Various scenes) Kevin./Kevin?/Kevin!/KEVIN! (Faints)
"Hell, I even did this." Sean said.
(The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is shown as we see Rey, Finn and Poe looking out at the remains of the Death Star)
Luke Skywalker (Played by Mark Hamill): (V/O) No one's ever really gone.
(We cut to black)
Kate: (V/O) KEVIN!
(We see the title "STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" on the screen)
"Okay, just to be fair, John Williams composed the music for this movie and The Rise of Skywalker. Which reminds me I need to go see that movie." Sean said.
(We cut to Kevin, having landed in New York City and he sees the sight of the city in an airport window and he rushes to the attendant)
Sean: (Narrating) We see that Kevin ends up in New York City and he's wondering why Florida has such tall skyscrapers.
Kevin: (To the attendant) Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
New York Ticket Agent (Played by Ally Sheedy): Yes, sir?
Kevin: What city is that over there?
New York Ticket Agent: That's New York, sir.
(Kevin widens his eyes in shock)
Kevin: (Whispering) Yikes, I did it again. (Continues to stare)
"Okay, the Nostalgia Critic was right. Culkin's blank stares look like it's trying to eat your soul. And it's creeping me out." Sean said, looking uncomfortable.
(The clip of Kevin is shown while demonic music plays in the background)
Sean: (V/O as Kevin in a demonic voice) I will eat your soul!
Sean: (Narrating) And of course, we have to do this shtick again because the first movie did it.
Kevin: Oh, no. My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York. (Makes a realization) My family's… in Florida…
"Okay, remember this scene in the first film?" Sean asked.
(Another clip from the first film is shown, this time we see Kevin dealing with the fact that his family is gone, but thinks about all the mean things they said to him)
Sean: (Narrating) Remember that scene where he's all alone in the house and he has to deal with the fact that his family is gone, but then he thinks about all of the mean things they've said to him? He had to really think about it.
"In this one, he didn't have to think about it. He just wants to have a ball around the Big Apple." Sean said.
Kevin: (As he realizes) My family's in Florida, I'm in… New York?
"You know what that means? Play me off, Darlene!" Sean said as he points to the left.
(The song "All Alone on Christmas" by Darlene Love starts playing as we see Kevin taking in the sights of New York City)
Sean: (Narrating) So we see Kevin going around New York City and he uses all of the money in his dad's bag he accidentally took to see New York. He even goes to see…
(We see Kevin going to the World Trade Center)
Sean: (Narrating) Um… yeah… should I talk about this? I mean, they cut that scene out when they show it on television because of the September 11th attacks.
"It's a conspiracy! 9/11 was not caused by terrorists. It was caused by NORAD." Greg said.
"What? You can't be serious." Bob said. "NORAD wasn't involved in 9/11." Bob said.
"It was Israeli agents who caused 9/11. They planned the whole thing." Kathryn said.
"That's insane." Cheryl said. "There were no planes involved. So, blame the demolition team.
"Cheryl?! That's not true!" Brian exclaimed.
"Well, it is!" Cheryl yelled out.
"Okay, let's move on. Let's see what Kevin's family are up to." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Kate and Peter are talking to airport security where report Kevin's absence to a local police officer, played by Rod Sell respectively.
Officer Bennett (Played by Rod Sell): Most people get separated at security checkpoints. Did everyone get through security?
Kate: I don't know. Peter?
Peter: We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate.
Officer Bennett: When did you notice he was missing?
Kate: When we picked up our baggage here.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, these people are parents of the year.
Kate: As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
Peter: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.
(Kate and Peter start laughing and start knocking on Officer Bennett's desk)
"That's not funny, you sick bastards." Sean said with a smile on his face.
(We see Harry Lime and Marv Merchants, a.k.a. the Wet Bandits, inside a truck full of fish)
Sean: (Narrating) While Kevin is busy sightseeing in New York, we see the villains from the last film Harry and Marv, once again played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, arriving in New York after escaping from prison.
Brian almost chokes on his eggnog after seeing Harry and Marv returning. "What? The Bulk and Skull of the series are back?"
(The Bulk and Skull theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers plays as we see Harry and Marv)
Harry (Played by Joe Pesci): Smell that?
Marv (Played by Daniel Stern): (Sniffs and grins) Yeah.
Harry: Know what that is?
Marv: Fish.
Harry: It's freedom.
Marv: No, it's fish.
(A clip from Godzilla is shown)
Nick Tatopoulos (Played by Matthew Broderick): That's a lot of fish.
(We see Marv taking change from a bucket)
Harry: That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?
Marv: Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. We're the Sticky Bandits!
(Marv holds up his hand, which is covered with tape)
"Hmm, I wonder how he got the idea for the nickname." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We see Sean, who's playing Marv, putting super glue on his hand)
Sean: (as Marv) Oh, man. I'm gonna have some fun tonight. Bailey Brooke, here I come.
(Sean puts his hand down on his crotch, then realizes that it's stuck)
Sean: Oh… uh… Yeah, bad idea to be using super glue as a lubricant. (Makes a realization) I think I came up with the perfect nickname for me and Harry. Instead of us being called the Wet Bandits, we're now the Sticky Bandits.
(We cut to black and we hear a ripping sound as Sean screams)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) So we cut back to Kevin as he spots New York's very own Plaza Hotel, but not before having a run in with…
(As menacing music plays, the Pigeon Lady, played by Brenda Fricker, turns to Kevin and looks at him)
Kevin: Sick.
"Why?" Sean asked, making a confused look on his face.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, this is obviously the Old Man Marley of this movie. This is the Pigeon Lady, played by Brenda Fricker, and I have to say she doesn't look all that menacing. It's just a Susan Boyle-lookalike with the Goodfeathers all over her. That's not that scary. Birds aren't scary! Unless, Alfred Hitchcock makes them scary. After Kevin sees the Pigeon Lady, he makes his way to the Plaza Hotel and bumps into the Wet Bandits, who for some reason doesn't even recognize him when they walk past him, which causes Marv to bump into this attractive-looking blonde lady.
Marv: (To the woman) Pardonne-moi, mon cheri.
(The attractive blonde, played by Leigh Zimmerman, slaps Marv in the face and leaves)
"I betcha every woman in this room would agree that this is a face that they would slap." Sean said as a picture of Marv's face is shown. "Ladies, raise your hand if you would slap this guy in the face."
As Sean said this, Taylor, Cheryl, Katie, Kathryn, Sherry and Lexi immediately raised their hands in the air.
"See? Told ya." Sean said.
(We see Kevin at the Plaza Hotel)
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin makes it to the Plaza Hotel, where he comes across an… um… how do I say this? An interesting cameo from our soon-to-be-ex-President.
(While walking down the lobby, Kevin meets the owner of the plaza hotel Donald Trump)
Kevin: Excuse me, where's the lobby?
Donald Trump: Down the hall and to the left.
Kevin: Thanks.
(Kevin and Donald Trump part ways)
"There's a man who will end up having people hating on him." Sean said.
Kevin: Excuse me, where's the lobby?
Donald Trump: (Overdubbed by 2005's Access Hollywood tape) Grab 'em by the pussy.
Sean then spits out his egg nog and looks at the camera in shock. "Donald, what the hell?! This is a family picture!"
"Dude, not funny." Brian said.
"Oops." Sean said.
"This reminds me of the time that I spent the night in Hawaii with Donald Trump." Kathryn said right before she sips her martini.
"You had an affair with Donald Trump? Mom!" Katie exclaimed.
"Okay, moving on!" Sean yelled out.
Sean: (Narrating) So, Kevin makes a reservation for a hotel room by recording his voice on his Talkboy and calling the hotel by playing back the audio by slowing it down because their operators are complete morons. But I can't say anything bad about the director's wife (Monica Devereaux), because she's not a moron and Chris Columbus is fucking awesome.
(A photo of Chris Columbus is shown)
Sean: (V/O as Chris Columbus) I am a God. I'm better than Chevy Chase.
Hotel Operator (Played by Monica Devereaux): Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you?
Talkboy: (Slowed-down audio) Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father.
Hotel Operator: Yes, sir.
Talkboy: I'd like a hotel room, please.
Hotel Operator: (On phone) Yes.
Talkboy: With an extra-large bed, a TV and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key.
Hotel Operator: Yes, sir. You'll need a major credit card upon check-in.
Talkboy: Credit card? You got it.
"Okay, is it just me or does the audio Kevin plays back slowing down sounds like he's drunk? And trust me, I know what a drunk person sounds like." Sean said.
Talkboy: (Dialogue is replaced by the drunk guy from TruTV's World's Dumbest Partiers) This ain't my first rodeo.
Hotel Operator: Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
Sean: (Narrating) So as Kevin makes his way to the front desk in the lobby, we come across, the best part of Home Alone 2.
"Which is Tim Curry." Sean said.
(Tim Curry as Mr. Hector, the hotel's concierge, is shown while "Hallelujah" plays, then John Enos from TruTV's World's Dumbest pops up)
John Enos: (Sighs) Oh, there is a God.
"Okay, people can agree with me on this one. Tim Curry is the best part of this movie." Sean said.
(We see Mr. Hector in various scenes)
Sean: (Narrating) He plays the hotel's concierge named Mr. Hector, who suspects that Kevin is suckering the hotel with a stolen credit card and a fake story. For people who say that this movie sucks, Tim Curry is worth watching in this one. (We see Mr. Hector talking to Cedric the bellhop, who's played by Rob Schneider) Hell, you can team him up with Rob Schneider of all people, it would still be good.
"But hey, if Sandler's not involved, then I'm good." Sean said.
"Smashing!" Brian said, in his Tim Curry voice.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin walks up to the front desk and speaks with the desk clerk named Ms. Hester Stone, played by Dana Ivey, and he tells her that he has a reservation for a room.
Ms. Hester Stone (Played by Dana Ivey): A reservation for yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over this counter. How could I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid, going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
(A clip from Home Alone is shown)
Check-Out Woman (Played by Tracy Connor): Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
"See? You get it? It's that thing he said in the last movie! Get it? GET IT?!" Sean yelled while shaking the camera.
Kevin: (He gives Ms. Stone Peter's credit card) He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in to let me in the hotel room so I won't get into mischief. And, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
(Ms. Stone looks at Kevin)
Kevin: (Smiles and shrugs) We all do!
"Oh, really?" Sean asked, raising an eyebrow at Kevin.
(A clip from the web show :DRYVRS is shown as we see a grown-up Kevin screaming at the camera)
"I know. The Nostalgia Critic already made that joke. I hope he won't mind me borrowing it. As a matter of fact, I got something better." Sean said.
(A clip from The Good Son is shown where we see Henry, played by Macaulay Culkin, killing a dog by shooting at it with his deadly bolt shooter, followed by Henry dropping Mr. Highway over a bridge and onto a highway, causing a massive wreck, much to Henry's delight)
Sean: (Narrating) And what do you know? It works. As the bellhop named Cedric, played by Rob "He'll be working with Adam Sandler in a few years" Schneider, takes him to his room.
Cedric (Played by Rob Schneider): (While taking Kevin to his room) You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin: The vacuum guy?
Cedric: No, the, uh, president.
"Okay, I wonder how this line will work out if it was made today." Sean said.
Sean: (V/O as Cedric) You know, Barack Obama once stayed here on this floor.
Brian: (V/O as Kevin) The guy with the blades in his arms?
Sean: (V/O as Cedric): No, the, uh, president.
Sean: (Narrating) Much to Schneider's credit, he does give in a few good laughs. I especially love this one bit which involves the misunderstanding about tipping.
(We see Cedric, making a hand gesture, indicating that he wants a tip)
Kevin: Oh, I'm sorry.
(Kevin gives Cedric a stick of Fruit Stripe gum instead of money)
Kevin: And there's plenty more where that came from.
(We cut to a later scene. Cedric is at Kevin's door)
Kevin: I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.
Cedric: (Chuckles) That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some… (takes a chewed-out piece of gum out of his mouth) tip left over.
Kevin: (Shows a bundle of cash) No tip? O.K.
Cedric: (Realizes what Kevin was holding in his hand) No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
(Kevin closes the door on him)
"Hey, Rob. You want a tip? Here's a tip: Don't star in very shitty movies." Sean said as we see posters of some of Rob Schneider's movies popping up next to him with films like Surf Ninjas, The Hot Chick, The Animal, Grown Ups, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
Sean: (Narrating) With Kevin settling in, we see that he's living the suite life now.
(The intro to The Suite Life on Deck and the theme song starts playing before we hear the sound of a record scratch)
"No, no, no! We're are not associating this stupid show with this good movie. Fuck that show!" Sean yelled out in anger.
"What is your problem with The Suite Life on Deck?" Cheryl asked.
"They made London a total dumbass!" Sean exclaimed.
"Hey, the only good thing about this show was Debby Ryan as Bailey Pickett." Brian said.
"Yeah, that's true." Sean said, agreeing with Brian.
(We cut to Kevin in his hotel room watching "Angels With Even Filthier Souls" on television)
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, and guess what Kevin is watching? Yeah, he's watching the sequel to Angels With Filthy Souls. Yeah, and you think that this is a ten year old's choice in movies. You think that a kid's parents would let their child watch a gangster movie?
(A clip from Rugrats in Paris: The Movie is shown)
Drew Pickles (Voiced by Michael Bell): I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles (Voiced by Tress MacNeille): I can't mother and merger at the same time.
"I still can't believe that you two idiots let your daughter watch The Godfather!" Sean exclaimed.
Johnny (Played by the late Ralph Foody): You was here last night, too, wasn't you?
Dame (Played by Clare Hoak): I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
Kevin: She was not! She was smooching with your brother.
Johnny: You was here and you was smooching with my brother!
Kevin: See?
"You know, I wish that I was watching that movie right now instead of Home Alone 2. I would love to watch this film series right now. We need to get them made as soon as possible and show them to the world!" Sean exclaimed.
Johnny: I believe you... (takes out his gun) but my Tommy gun don't!
Dame: (Shocked) Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Sean stays silent for a bit, looking in shock as he turns his attention to the camera before blowing a kiss to the audience.
"Goodnight, everybody!" Sean said, imitating Yakko from Animaniacs.
(Johnny guns down his girlfriend before he gets to three)
Sean: (Narrating) But hey, he guns that tramp down while Kevin covers his eyes and we get the best line ever.
Johnny: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal... (he fires a few more shots at his girlfriend) and a happy new year.
(Johnny fires the last round while Kevin covers his eyes)
"Okay, that movie is also worth it for this iconic line." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, we see that a suspicious Mr. Hector checks in on Kevin to see if he's really with his father. But Kevin's got it all covered because as soon as he knocks on the door, Kevin gets up and goes into the bathroom, starts running the shower, inflates the inflatable clown and puts it in the tub, hooks up some ropes to it like a marionette and plays a recording of Uncle Frank singing in the shower all in the span of 45 seconds!
We cut back to Sean as he begins to act like he's smelling something in the air. "What's that I'm smelling? I couldn't quite possibly make it out. What is it? Oh, yeah… bullshit!"
(A clip from Pineapple Express is shown)
Dale Denton (Played by Seth Rogen): BULLSHIT!
"You can't be serious, movie!" Sean exclaimed.
(We see Kevin setting up the inflatable clown balloon in the shower)
Sean: (Narrating) In reality, it would take an hour to set something up like this. But I do have to admit, it's pretty damn clever of Kevin to set this up.
"And of course, I'm gonna do this little joke right here." Sean said.
(Kevin plays the audio of Uncle Frank singing "Cool Jerk". Instead of "Cool Jerk", the song "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show plays as Mr. Hector enters the bathroom, only to see a shadow of the inflatable clown balloon in the curtain, making it act like Kevin's dad is in the shower)
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: (Audio) I'm just a sweet transvestite.
Chorus: (Audio) Sweet transvestite.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual, Transylvania.
(Mr. Hector gets spooked by the shadow of the inflatable clown)
Talkboy: Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm going to slap you silly!
Mr. Hector (Played by Tim Curry): (Eyes widen and jaw drops in shock) Ooh!
"You wanna know what the irony is? He played a clown in the 1990 miniseries It and in this one he gets spooked by an inflatable clown." Sean said, chuckling a bit.
(Audio from the 1990 miniseries It plays, replacing Frank's dialogue with Pennywise's dialogue)
Pennywise the Clown: I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!
(Mr. Hector runs out of the bathroom, hitting his leg on the stool in the process)
(A clip of Pennywise the Clown from the It miniseries is shown)
Pennywise the Clown (Played by Tim Curry): Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!
(We then cut to Kevin opening Peter's wallet and looks at the family photo, then he walks to the window and observes New York City while the movie's original song "Christmas Star" plays)
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, we're going to do the same thing again. You guys are a bunch of tear jerks because you're doing the EXACT DAMN THING!
Kevin: Good night, Mom.
(We cut to Kate and her family in Florida)
Kate: Good night, Kevin.
"And somehow, Kevin has a psychic link to his mother. Really, John? Are you trying to make Kevin friggin' John Smith from The Dead Zone?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) The next morning, Kevin decides to go out until an embarrassed Mr. Hector tries to apologize for his actions from last night.
Mr. Hector: And how are we this morning?
Kevin: Fine. Is my transportation here?
Mr. Hector: Out in front, sir. A limousine and a… piz-za.
"Okay, I just love Tim Curry's weird word pronunciation. The way he said "pizza" sounded hilarious." Sean laughs.
Mr. Hector: Piz-za.
"Piz-za." Sean said, imitating Mr. Hector.
Mr. Hector: Piz-za.
"Who wants to go to Piz-za Hut for a stuffed crust piz-za?" Sean asked.
Mr. Hector: Piz-za.
"Oh, Tim. I love you and all of your Tim Curry-ness." Sean said.
Mr. Hector: I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room to make sure everything was in order.
"He was trying to get you to STOP eating his sesame cake!" Sean said, imitating Captain Wanta from the 1995 film Congo, in which Tim Curry starred in.
Kevin: If some guy looked at you in the shower, would you ever want to see him again?
"Clearly, you haven't seen Tim Curry in his movies, kid." Sean said as a photo of Dr. Frank-N-Furter pops up next to him.
Sean: (Narrating) Also, I'm curious. I wonder if Tim Curry has seen It and It: Chapter Two.
"Tim, did you enjoy Bill Skarsgard's performance as Pennywise the Clown?" Sean asked as he turns to his left.
Mr. Hector: I suppose not.
"Eh, well not everyone is a critic." Sean said.
Kevin: Bye.
Mr. Hector: (Forcibly smiles) Have a lovely day.
Sean: (Narrating) So while Mr. Hector looks through the hotel's records and checks Peter's credit card, Kevin heads outside only to see a limo waiting for you and the best-looking pizza I've ever seen in my life.
(Cedric is standing in front of the limousine, holding a fresh box of cheese pizza)
Cedric: Mr. McCallister, here's your very own… (opens the box, steam comes out of it) cheese pizza.
(Kevin looks at the camera, wide-eyed, and smiles)
"Boy, that pizza looks good. I know that Taylor is fixing Christmas dinner but does anyone want any pizza?" Sean asked. "Because that cheese pizza is making me hungry."
"I'm more of a sausage pizza fan, but Taylor has salmon cooking. How can you turn down seafood?" Brian asked.
Sean immediately turns to Taylor and glares at her.
"Salmon? You're cooking salmon?" Sean asked.
"Yeah, so?" Taylor asked.
"Who cooks salmon for Christmas dinner? You cook turkey." Sean said.
"The store was out of turkey. Besides, you needed to eat a bit healthy." Taylor said.
"Let's move on before I end up killing somebody." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Eating pizza in a limo while watching Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas. This is definitely the life of luxury for Kevin. Eat your heart out, Zack and Cody.
Kevin: (Picks up the phone) Hello?
Limo Driver (Played by Michael Goldfinger): (Picks up the phone) Hello.
Kevin: Know any good toy stores?
Limo Driver: (Turns and smiles) Yes, sir!
"I know a good toy store for you. It's called Hustler Hollywood." Sean said as Lexi throws her shoe at his head. "I totally deserved that. Sorry."
Sean: (Narrating) We then get the best transition ever when we see the Grinch doing his signature grin before dissolving to Mr. Hector grinning.
"Hell, Tim Curry as the Grinch would've been awesome. But hey, we're stuck with Jim Carrey and Benedict Cumberbact and they're pretty good as the Grinch." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) After running the credit card, Mr. Hector finds out that the card was stolen.
Mr. Hector: (Smiles) Bingo!
(The words "You've Been Curried!" pops up on the screen while hard rock music plays in the background)
Announcer: You've been Curried!
Pennywise: A-ha!
(We cut to Harry and Marv at a skating rink in Central Park)
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Harry and Marv, we see the two planning their next heist... while ice skating. What... the... hell?
"Seriously? You would think that Jimmy Conway, Henry Hill and Tommy DeVito planning the Lufthansa heist while going ice skating." Sean said.
Harry: We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big- - you know, your banks, your jewelry stores. We don't want goods. We need cash, and we need it now.
Marv: (Takes a kid's mittens) How about, uh... hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash
Harry: There's no guarantees. I got a better idea. Stores ain't gonna deposit cash on Christmas Eve. The only stores that are gonna have cash on hand are ones that deal in moderate-priced goods.
"Couldn't you just rob Donald Trump?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Their next heist is to rob a little toy store known as Duncan's Toy Chest, which Kevin happens to be at.
(We are shown Duncan's Toy Chest as Kevin enters it. The store is really large and full of toys and Christmas decorations)
"Yeah, remember going to toy stores like that? God, I miss Toys 'R' Us. You bastards better not close King Arthur's Court!" Sean yelled at the camera.
Kevin: This is the greatest accident of my life!
"Yeah, that's what your father said about you." Sean said as everybody in the room shouts at him.
"Whoa!" Adam exclaimed.
"Have you lost your mind?!" Bob yelled.
"Not cool, dude." Brian said.
"What were you thinking?!" Sherry asked.
"What?! I'm sorry! I have no filter! I tend to say stupid things!" Sean exclaimed.
"Who are you, Hanna Marin?" Brian asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin walks up to the counter and ends up talking to the owner of the store named Mr. Duncan…
(A picture of Bob Duncan from Good Luck Charlie is shown)
Sean: (Narrating) Wrong guy. The other guy.
(A picture of Eddie Bracken is shown)
Sean: (Narrating) Thank you. He's played by Roy Walley himself Eddie Bracken. But Kevin is unaware, at the moment, that he is actually the owner of Duncan's Toy Chest.
(Mr. Duncan notices Kevin counting the money he has in his dad's wallet)
Mr. Duncan (Played by Eddie Bracken): My, my, my! Where did you get all that money?
"He made a shitload of money from starring in Home Alone and My Girl. Pay attention, old man." Sean said. "And in a store like this, I imagine people having that kind of money."
Mr. Duncan: All the money the store takes in today, Mr. Duncan is donating it to the Children's Hospital, and the day after Christmas, we empty out all the money in the cash register, and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital.
Kevin: That's very generous of him.
Mr. Duncan: Ah, well, children bring him a lot of joy, as they do to everyone who appreciates them.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin donates $20 to the Children's Hospital. Oh, that's nice of him considering the fact that he's been spending tons of money on his parents' bank account on a luxurious hotel and a limo ride!
Mr. Duncan: Eh... you see that tree there?
Kevin: Mm-hmm?
(We cut to a decorated tree with ornaments)
Mr. Duncan: Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, I'm going to let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you.
Kevin: For free?
"No, Kevin. What you meant to say was..." Sean said.
(A clip from Santa Claus: The Movie is shown)
B.Z. (Played by John Lithgow): FOR FREE?!
Sean: (Narrating) Mr. Duncan gives Kevin two turtledoves, one Kevin keeps and the other he gives to a friend because turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. After Kevin gets his ornament, guess who's paths cross again?
(Harry and Marv spot Kevin after Harry notices the name "K. McCallister" on the bag)
Harry: Hey! Look who it is, Marv.
"Okay, is this just a coincidence that their paths crossed again? I mean, New York is a big city but come on! It's impossible to bump into someone you know." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Harry and Marv approach Kevin as our brave hero turns around, sees them and then…
(Kevin screams loudly right before Marv could grab him)
We cut back to see Bob and Adam's glasses breaking, Kathryn's martini glass and Sean's coffee mug breaking from Kevin screaming.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin runs away from the Wet Bandits after doing the best scream ever as they give chase. Kid, couldn't you just run to a cop? But instead, he buys some beads and pulls off a little trick that Jigsaw would pull off.
(While chasing Kevin, Marv and slip on the beads and fall, landing on their backs)
Kevin: (Fist pumps) Yes! (Runs off)
"Yeah, that's something we did back in the 90s. I know we're pretty dumb for that. Hell, kids today are much dumber for the things they've done." Sean said.
"Wait a minute, are you trying to call our kids dumb?" Lexi asked.
"No, your kids are smarter, Lexi." Sean said as Lexi smiles at him.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin makes his way to the hotel to warn Mr. Hector about Harry and Marv chasing him, but Hector confronts Kevin and his lies.
Mr. Hector: What's the matter, store wouldn't take you... (Snatches the card from Kevin's pocket) stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this.
"Ah, that's good. The police. Maybe you can tell them about the two bumbling idiots who are out to get you..." Sean said.
(Kevin runs inside the hotel)
"Or run away." Sean said, then sighs a bit. "You stupid idiot."
Sean: (Narrating) Mr. Hector and the hotel staff try to catch Kevin, but they get a case of stupidity as we see how dumb they are.
(Kevin slides in between Ms. Stone's legs and into the elevator. Mr. Hector and Cedric run into Ms. Stone and the three of them fall)
Sean laughs from the hilarious pratfall. "Okay, that was pretty funny. Let's see that again."
(We see Mr. Hector and Cedric run into Ms. Stone and the three of them all once again and the scene plays back over and over again with a cartoonish sound effect)
(Kevin pushes the button to get to the fourth floor as Mr. Hector reaches for him)
Mr. Hector: You little sh... (The door closes)
"Hey, hey, hey! Watch it, Curry! There are children present." Sean points at the camera.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin packs up his things and gets ready to leave. But as the hotel staff arrive, he then turns to his trusty 1940s gangster movie and we get this little iconic scene.
Johnny: Hold it right there.
(The staff stops in the room)
Mr. Hector: This is the concierge, sir!
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night, too, wasn't you?
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir... I was.
Johnny: You was here... and you was smooching with my brother!
"Okay, yeah, this scene is definitely worth watching right here because it's the most hilarious thing ever." Sean said.
Johnny: You've been smooching with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.
(A security guard named Cliff gasps as Mr. Hector and the hotel staff look at him)
Cliff (Played by the late Fred Krause): (Shocked) No! It's a lie!
"Come on, Cliff. Admit it. He was a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania." Sean winked at the camera.
Sean: (Narrating) And let's not forget this little moment…
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
(Mr. Hector and the staff get down on their knees)
Mr. Hector: (Smiles and tilts his head) I love you!
"Okay, we need some Home Alone-themed Valentine's Day cards." Sean said.
(Johnny opens fire before saying "three", making the staff flee out of the room in panic and crawl on the floor as the other guests peek out of the room)
"Best. Scene. Ever." Sean said, imitating the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
(Kevin tries to escape through the back door, but jumps right into Harry and Marv's hands)
Sean: (Narrating) But Kevin's day turns out to be unlucky when he comes across Harry and Marv, who were just waiting for him outside, as they reveal their diabolical plan.
Marv: At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that, we grab a couple of phony passports, then it's off to Rio- -
Harry: Marv! Marv! You want to shut up?
"Well, aren't these the world's most dumbest criminals. Revealing their diabolical plan to someone who will end up foiling them in the process." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) As the three of them stop at a traffic light, and since New York City is a big city, the mother of all coincidences shows up as Kevin pinches a woman's ass and what do you know? It turns out to be the same woman that Marv was trying to charm earlier.
"Whoo! Oh, my God! The bullshit meter is going up the red!" Sean exclaimed.
Marv: (Tries to charm the attractive blonde) Well, hello.
(The blonde woman slugs Marv in the face)
Kevin: (Points to Harry) He did it!
Harry: Did what?
(The woman slugs Harry in the face as well)
"Don't we all want to punch people who are charged with sexual misconduct in the face?" Sean said as pictures of Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Bryan Singer, Brett Ratner and Kevin Spacey pops up.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin flees from the bumbling idiots and hides in a trunk in the back of a moving carriage. We then cut to the McCallister family in Florida and they're watching a foreign dub of It's a Wonderful Life and they get a phone call about Kevin, letting them know that he's in New York City.
Kate: He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.
Peter: Do they still have him?
Kate: Do they have him?
Officer Bennett: (On the phone) No, the police are still looking for him.
Peter: Damn it!
"John! Watch your damn mouth!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) It's off to New York for the family as we cut back to Kevin as he heads over to his Uncle Rob's apartment, which is being renovated.
"And yes, it's the same Uncle Rob from the first film who appeared in a deleted scene." Sean said as a photo of Uncle Rob from the first film is shown.
Sean: (Narrating) After leaving his uncle's place, Kevin wanders through the scariest parts of New York. Parts so scary that it's not safe for a kid.
Sleeping Man (Played by the late Leonard Tepper): Watch it, kid! (Laughs maniacally)
(Kevin walks away from the hobo, then he walks past two hookers)
Streetwalker #1 (Played by Karen Giordano): (Taunting Kevin) Hey, ya lookin' for somebody to read you a bedtime story?
(The hookers laugh at Kevin as he walks off)
"You wanna know how much it costs for them to read you a story, that would be..." Sean said as he gets ready to finish his dirty joke, but then looks at Aaron and Sophia. "You know what, never mind."
Kevin: Taxi!
(Kevin runs for the cab after it stops and gets inside)
Kevin: Boy, it's scary out there.
(A creepy-looking taxi driver who's blind in one eye turns to Kevin)
Cab Driver (Played by the late Mario Todisco): Ain't much better in here, kid.
(Kevin gets freaked out by the cab driver and gets out of the cab)
"Boy, this dude ain't no Reverend Jim from Taxi. Seriously, why did the taxi firm hire that guy if he was going to scare away customers? Can you imagine this guy on Taxicab Confessions?" Sean asked.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(The Taxicab Confessions logo pops up. We then cut to Sean, who enters the cab as he gets ready to confess something)
Sean: (as Passenger) Okay, Lexington and 4th Street. I have to make a confession. I find my best friend's girlfriend to be extremely hot and I so totally want to bang her. But I have a girlfriend and I want to have a threesome with Cheryl and Taylor. (Looks out the window) Boy, it's scary out there.
Cab Driver: (Turns to Sean) Ain't much better in here, kid.
Sean: (Smiles) And that's my cue to get the fuck outta here!
(Sean leaves the cab)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) So Kevin runs into the park and for some reason he feeds some of the pigeons his food, until he comes across.
(The Pigeon Lady appears as Kevin sees her)
"And cue the screaming in 3... 2... 1..." Sean said as he looks at his watch.
(Kevin starts screaming as he sees the Pigeon Lady)
"There we go." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin tries to make a run for it but he ends up getting his foot stuck in between a rock and a hard place and she frees him. Which of course, he befriends her and she takes him to the top of a concert hall to watch a performance. Insert church scene here." Sean said.
Pigeon Lady (Played by Brenda Fricker): I wasn't always like this, you know. I had a job. I had a home. But the man I loved fell out of love with me.
"Uh, yeah and?" Sean asked, looking confused.
Pigeon Lady: And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it.
"Wait, so you went through a breakup and you ended up here? You can't be friggin' serious!" Sean exclaimed.
Pigeon Lady: You see, sometimes, you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you.
"The story of my life." Cheryl said.
Sean: (Narrating) Heartbroken and homeless. Come on, lady! Have a better backstory. I mean, you won an Academy Award for your performance in the movie My Left Foot!
Pigeon Lady: So what are you running around the streets on Christmas Eve on your own? Did you get into trouble?
Kevin: Yeah.
Pigeon Lady: You've done something wrong?
Kevin: A lot of things.
Pigeon Lady: Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?
Kevin: It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did.
Pigeon Lady: Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count for extra tonight.
Kevin: They do?
Pigeon Lady: Of course they do, so what you must do now is, you must think of the most important thing that you can do for others, and go and do it.
"Okay. You know what? I have thought of a good deed for tonight. Excuse me for a second, guys. I'll be right back." Sean said as he runs out of the house after grabbing his car keys from off of the coffee table. He gets in his white 2013 Ford Explorer and drives off.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We see a plane that Sean is on flying from Cincinnati, Ohio to Los Angeles, California on a map. The scene then transitions to Sean walking up to a fancy mansion and knocks on the door until somebody answers it. While waiting for the person to answer the door, Sean begins to whistle "Jingle Bells" until a young man, who's age 25 answers the door and he has blonde hair)
Sean: Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber: Yes. And who are you?
Sean: Your worst and darkest nightmare.
(Sean immediately punches Justin in the face, breaking his nose and causing the singer to scream in agony)
Sean: That's for breaking Selena's heart, you stupid son of a bitch!
Justin Bieber: You broke my nose! I can't believe that you broke my nose!
Sean: Hey, now you wife Hailey will think that you're hideous with a broken nose. So long, chump!
(Sean leaves before the scene transitions to the map, showing Sean's plane leaving California and heading back to Ohio)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean heads back inside his house and sits back down on his couch.
"Well, I finished my good deed for today." Sean said with a smile on his face.
"Uncle Sean, you got red on your hand." Aaron said, noticing the blood on Sean's hand.
"Oh, my God. You murdered somebody, did you?" Sherry asked.
"What? No! I punched Justin Bieber and broke his nose." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And just like the last film, it's the scene where scary old person has lost all hope in life and it's the gospel of Culkin that saves the day and teaches them the error of their ways.
"Culkin is a god." Sean said.
(We see Kevin walking past St. Anne's Children's Hospital and stops at the window and sees a kid waving at him. Kevin waves back at the kid)
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin walks past the Children's Hospital and Kevin decides that his good deed will be stopping Harry and Marv from robbing Duncan's Toy Chest.
Kevin: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
"Motherfu..." Sean said as he looks at Aaron and Sophia again. "Wait, Sean. There's kids in the room. Let's make this PG-rated. Ooh, I got one! Play that scene one more time."
Kevin: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
"Mr. Falcon." A bad dubbing of Sean's voice plays, replacing a curse word that he was going to say.
Sean: (Narrating) Kevin runs over to his aunt and uncle's abandoned house which is being renovated and he puts together another battle plan map…
"Seriously, when did he find the time to draw this up?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) He sets the traps up while John Williams' score from the first film is played throughout the scene because John is busy working on the music score for Schindler's List.
(As what he just said, Kevin is setting up traps while John Williams' score from the last film plays)
"You know, it would've been better if "Hearts on Fire" by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band was playing throughout this scene. Can we get some more Curry, please? I need my Curry fix!" Sean exclaimed.
(We cut to the McCallister family at the Plaza Hotel talking to the staff)
Sean: (Narrating) The family arrives in New York City and they head down to the Plaza Hotel to talk to the staff.
Kate: What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?
Ms. Hester Stone: The boy had a very convincing story.
Kate: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Ms. Hester Stone: (Proudly) The finest in New York.
(Mr. Hector snorts, smiling)
"Yeah, we can blame Donald Trump for hiring a bunch of idiots to work in his hotel." Sean said.
Peter: I'm going to go down to the police station. I want to make sure that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids.
Kate: No. I'm going to out to look for him.
Peter: What?
Mr. Hector: With all due respect, madam, your son's lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Peter: Could you stay out of this, please?
"I'm telling you right now, you got crazy bird ladies running around the city. Bird ladies!" Sean yelled out, imitating Mr. Hector.
Mr. Hector: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth- -
(Kate slaps Mr. Hector in the face)
Mr. Hector: Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. (His lip quivers as he's trying not to break down in tears)
"Okay, that was definitely worth it." Sean said, laughing. "Play it again!"
(We see Mr. Hector getting slapped in the face by Kate again and again and again and again with the "Subaluwa" sound effect)
(We are shown the Wet Bandits sneaking into the closed-down Duncan's Toy Chest and breaking into the cash register and the box with the money for the Children's Hospital open)
Sean: (Narrating) We then cut to Harry and Marv stealing money from Duncan's Toy Chest and getting the sweet cream for themselves.
"Gotta admit, the stakes are higher here, I mean, robbing charity money meant for ill kids?" Brian said.
Harry: (After breaking the cash register open, he observes the money) Merry Christmas, Harry.
Marv: (After breaking the box open and gasps) Happy Hanukkah, Marv.
"Huh. I did not know that Marv was Jewish. I just learned that Marv from Home Alone was Jewish. Which kinda explains what Harry said to him." Sean said.
(We see a scene with Harry and Marv walking down the streets of New York, Harry's dialogue is replaced with Nicky Santoro's dialogue from Martin Scorsese's Casino)
Harry: (With Nicky's dialogue) Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.
"Okay, that was a tad bit racist. But I had to add dialogue from the movie Casino in that scene. Boy, that's the second time that I referenced another Scorsese movie in this review." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) While Harry and Marv are knee deep in cash, Kevin arrives to break up the little party as he takes a photo of them and uses his handy dandy little brick to break the window, which sets off the alarm. Harry runs out of the window and steps on one end of the seesaw, resulting in this.
Harry: (Tries to warn Harry) Marv!
Marv: (Runs out of the window) I'm coming, Harry!
(Marv steps on the other end of the seesaw, sending Harry flying into the air while the "Superman Theme" by John Williams plays until he lands on the roof of a parked car)
"Jesus Christ!" Sean exclaimed with a shocked look on his face. "We went from Looney Tunes destruction to Justice League-levels of destruction. Hell, that's something that Batman would do to catch a criminal in a car. In here, this is a short, loud-mouthed Italian painfully landing on a car."
(A clip from Seinfeld is shown)
Jerry Seinfeld: You know a lot of these scratches will buff right out.
Kevin: Hey, guys, smile.
(Harry and Marv look at the camera as Harry makes an angry look on his face and Marv smiles while Kevin takes their photo. We then cut back to Sean who's chuckling from the scene)
"Okay, that would be perfect for a Home Alone Christmas card." Sean said, smiling.
Sean: (Narrating) They chase Kevin to the building, and just when they think they got him cornered, the kid is up on the roof and he takes their picture again.
Marv: (After Kevin takes a picture of him and Harry) Let's kill!
Harry: (Stops Marv) Hold on, pea-brain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery.
Marv: This ain't like the last time.
"Uh, have you idiots seen the last movie?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Harry, wanting to do all the talking, tries to make a bargain with Kevin for him to throw down his camera and they won't hurt him. And then, we get the first of many of the movie's traps.
Harry: Okay, kid, give it to me.
"Here it is, guys. The first big trap of Home Alone 2. Let's see what it is." Sean said.
(Instead of throwing the camera, Kevin throws a brick down to the Wet Bandits, which hits Marv in the head, knocking him to the ground)
We cut back to Sean, who breaks down laughing from seeing Marv getting hit in the head with a brick.
(The scene plays back again as we see Marv getting hit in the head with a brick)
"Oh, my God. A brick! That's the first big trap of the movie. An honest-to-god brick!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) I know that this is stupid, but I find this weirdly hilarious. Not only that he hits Marv in the head with a brick once. He does it again…
(Kevin throws another brick, hitting Marv in the head again)
Sean: (Narrating) And again…
(Kevin throws another brick, hitting Marv in the head for a third time)
Sean: (Narrating) And again.
(Kevin throws a fourth brick, hitting Marv in the head once more)
"It's dumb but it's hilariously dumb." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And of course, you know what happens. Just like the first film, you have Harry and Marv trying different ways to get in. And if you think the traps in the first film inflict injuries that would never heal for Harry and Marv's lifetimes, this film's traps are fucking brutal as hell! These are Jigsaw-style types of traps. You have Marv getting electrocuted.
(We see Marv getting electrocuted by a sink connected to an AC/DC arc welder while Kevin cranks the power up, turning Marv into a screaming skeleton)
"And Harry, well... just watch." Sean said.
(Harry turns on the light, which turns on the flame torch, setting his head on fire. Harry notices this and dunks his head into the toilet, which is filled with flammable liquid. The scene cuts to the outside of the apartment as we see the explosion from inside)
"Hoooooooooooooooooooly shit." Sean said. "Better get a clean-up crew to take care of this mess."
Sean: (Narrating) Trap after trap, Harry and Marv meet up and they use their knowledge of the first film as they act like they're going up the stairs and getting hit in the face with a paint can. But Kevin has a third trick up his sleeve.
Harry: Come on. Let's get him.
(Harry and Marv go up the stairs as Kevin swings a heavy metal bar at them, which hits the two of them and sends them flying down the huge hole of the floor and lands in the basement)
"Ouch." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Trap after trap and several injuries later. I swear, these two are immortal. The Wet Bandits pursue Kevin until Kevin slips on some ice and ends up getting caught by the bumbling idiots and they take him to the park.
Marv: You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war.
Harry: (Grabs Kevin) You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous.
"So, what are they going to do? Are they going make him go through the traps or..." Sean said.
(Harry pulls out a gun and points it at Kevin)
"HOLY SHIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!" Sean yelled out.
Harry: I never made it to the sixth grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to either.
"Okay, if this was a Scorsese movie, that kid would've been dead." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But before Harry blows Kevin's brains out, the Pigeon Lady shows up and throws some bird seed at them but while Harry tries to shoot her, his gun is jammed because of the varnish that's covered all over him and Marv. Then, her birds start attacking the Wet Bandits. That's what you get for messing with kids on Christmas. And the police arrive and (sees Robert DeNiro in a cameo as a cop) wait a minute!
"Go back." Sean said.
(The footage plays back and we see Robert DeNiro as the cop)
Sean: (Narrating) That's Robert DeNiro in a cameo.
"What's the world coming to?" Sean said, imitating Robert DeNiro.
Sean: (Narrating) The cops arrive and arrest the Wet Bandits. Meanwhile, Kate is looking for Kevin and she gets the idea where he might be at. Where one person could be at in New York City on Christmas Eve. At Rockefeller Center, of course. Where the Christmas tree is at.
Kevin: I know I don't deserve a Christmas, even if I did do a good deed. I don't want any presents. Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family, even if they don't take back the things they said. I don't care. I'll love all of them, including Buzz.
"Even though he's still a big horse's ass." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Kate finds Kevin and reunites with him and the two of them forgive each other. Yeah, remember how heartwarming and tear-jerking their reunion was in the first film?
(Another clip of Home Alone is shown)
Kate: Merry Christmas, sweetheart. Oh, Kevin, I'm so sorry.
(Kevin smiles and runs to his mother as they both embrace)
"Yeah, that moment almost had me crying. In this one." Sean said.
Kevin: Mom, I'm sorry.
Kate: I'm sorry, too.
(Kevin and Kate smile at each other and hug)
Kevin Merry Christmas, Mom.
Kate: Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
"You guys are a bunch of tear jerks. I should slap the shit out of you!" Sean points at the camera.
Buzz: Alright. Enough of this gooey sh- -
(Peter and Kate look at Buzz)
Buzz: show.. of emotion.
Sean: (Narrating) Therefore, happy ending! Kevin is reunited with his mother and family. The family wakes up to a bunch of gifts underneath the tree from Mr. Duncan. Hey, he was grateful of Kevin for saving his money that he got them all gifts. Hey, you made this rich as hell family more richer, buddy. Don't love the economy in the 90s? But wait, Kevin forgot to give one last gift to give as he heads down to the park to see the Pigeon Lady and to give her a gift.
(Kevin gives the Pigeon Lady one of the turtledoves)
Pigeon Lady: What's this?
Kevin: It's a turtledove. I have one, you have one. As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever.
"Aw, ain't that sweet of Kevin. Don't worry, he'll never forget you." Sean said.
"Don't make promises you can't keep." Brian said, imitating the Pigeon Lady.
(We cut to the Plaza, where we see Buzz getting the bill for Kevin's previous stay from Cedric)
Sean: (Narrating) And of course, since we haven't repeated from the first film enough…
Buzz: (Reading over the bill) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad!
Peter: (His voice is heard from inside the hotel) KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!
(Kevin gasps and runs away)
"Oooh, somebody's getting an ass beating for Christmas." Sean said.
(We cut to the movie's end credits)
"And that was Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. And I love it." Sean said.
(Clips from the movie are shown again)
Sean: (Narrating) Now, I know what you're going to say: "Sean, how can you like this movie? It's the same as the original movie." Yeah, so? Die Hard 2 was the same as the original film. But instead of putting John McClane in a skyscraper, you put in in an airport fighting terrorists. And yes, of course the movie is repeating the formula from the first film, it can get annoying at times for them repeating stuff. Even though the film has too many flaws, you have old elements and new elements to make the movie good. And now for the good: the new cast members in Home Alone 2 are great. Hell, Tim Curry steals the show as Mr. Hector, he makes a fool of himself and he's amazing to watch. I can't find much to complain about Home Alone 2. It's a worthy follow-up to the original film. Coming in at 4 bricks to the head out of 5.
"Well, you know. If they did a third Home Alone movie, they would have Kevin as a teenager and then you have the Wet Bandits escaping from jail and plotting their revenge against him. I mean, they can't do it without Culkin and retool the third film with a different cast." Sean said.
"Uh, they already did that. And that was Home Alone 3." Adam said.
"Ugh! That'll be for next year." Sean said. "I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and I'm gonna have some salmon for dinner."
"Uh, I've got some bad news about the salmon." Taylor said.
"What? What is it?" Katie asked.
"The salmon's burned." Taylor said, holding the pan of burnt salmon.
"Aw, man." Sean said.
"Hey, blame your boyfriend from reviewing this movie and keeping you from your cooking." Kathryn said.
"Don't worry, we have an alternative way for Christmas dinner. Sean, call the pizza place." Sean said.
"Alright. I'll get two pepperoni pizzas, one sausage pizza and one cheese pizza. That's four pizzas." Sean said as he grabbed his phone. "Merry Christmas, my friends."
Mayhem Critic Tagline- Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!
And that's all for the Home Alone 2: Lost in New York review for The Mayhem Critic. I hope that you all enjoyed this review. Next time on The Mayhem Critic, it's been a while since I've did a top 11 segment. Sean kicks off 2020 when he takes a look at the Top 11 Simpsons Episodes. After that, Sean moves onto Stallone Month. I have a couple of Stallone films in my collection for my review and a lot to choose from. Plus, I'm planning on ordering Judge Dredd from Amazon. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.