Funky Monkey's Dark Origin Story:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Neil was running from Funky Monkey. "I think I lost her," says Neil. He then looks around. "Wait, what's this?" He finds some newspaper about a girl who's parents were killed. "Poor kid. Wait, that girl looks familiar…"
"I know you're in here," says Funky.
Neil then runs.
...
Neil seems to be alone. "I think I'm good now…" Funky grabs him.
"You know what they say, you can't hide from a monkey," says Funky.
"Wait… who says that," asks Neil.
"You know, they… them… those guys… over there!"
"You can't hide from a monkey," says these creepy guys.
"Creepy, huh, I've been trying to ditch them all day," says Funky.
Neil looks around and realizes this is Funky's room. He then looks down at the newspaper and puts 2 and 2 together! "Funky, I'm sorry about what happened to your parents…"
"Oh, I get it, you think I'm a sad little orphan wh's just lashing out because I miss Mommy and Daddy!"
"Yeah…"
"WRONG! Allow me to explain!"
Funky Monkey's Flashback:
I was always different from the other kids… because I liked to torture people! I just loved exposing them to pain and suffering! My parents were always concerned about my interests. After all, it's not healthy for a child to be this sadistic. To others, I was like that movie, the Good Son. The one about the boy who finds out his cousin is a monster. Love it. My parents decided to discipline me. So… I killed them. But I was sent to Playcare. The other children were so boring. Then Theo introduced me to the Prototype. I could tell that I could have lots of fun with him! And he had Dr. Sawyer turn me into Funky Monkey!
Present:
"So, you see, I was always a monster!" Just as Funky was about to kill Neil, someone shoots him. "Who did that?"
They then look and see three red people with horns. "Who are you," asks Neil.
"Blitzo, this is Moxxie and Millie. A lot of people hired us to kill Funky Monkey here! You might wanna leave, Buddy!"
The Imps then attack Funky Monkey, allowing Neil to get away.
The End
I have never seen the Good Son, but I have read about it.
