Author's Note: I dreamt this earlier, and now, I get to share it with the wider world.

"So, what do you think about Purple?" Saitama asked King.

"I like it, but it's been losing value so far. I've been shorting it. I placed about half my assets in Green, though. It's been steadily gaining value, and their dividends make cats happy." King responded, playing tic-tac-toe with a clock.

"Pie's almost ready. Call the others." A man wearing a black business suit said, checking at the pie in the oven.

"Okay." King said, and walked into the table.

"Child Emperor, the pie's almost ready." King said, talking to Child Emperor.

"Blue-Eyes White Dragon." Thor said, smugly grinning.

"That's not fair! You cheated!" Child Emperor said, whining.

"Ah, ah, ah, I sneezed earlier, so you have to kiss the pencil." Thor rebutted.

"What's going on?"

"Child Emperor here lost at Snakes & Ladders, so he has to go to space, now."

"Gah, stupid Thor, and his stupid Blue-Eyes White Dragon." Child Emperor complained, taking off his clothes and putting on a pink dress. "Mr. King, I'll be back yesterday. Save me a slice!"

"Okay, be safe." King waved to Child Emperor, who was running towards space.

"So, the pie's almost ready, right?" Thor asked.

"Yeah. Go call Goku, he should be at Cambridge." King said.

"Right. I'll be back in a bit." Thor said, swimming into the ocean.

King shrugged, before taking a seat on the table again.

"Alright, GOD Pie. Careful, it's hot." The man wearing a suit said, laying the pie onto the table.

"Woah, GOD Pie? How'd you get it?" Saitama asked, impressed.

"I got 十三么 on Mahjong, so the sky's broken for the next three weeks." The suited man said.

"Ah, gotcha." Saitama said, nodding in understanding.

King took a slice of the GOD pie, and took a bite.

"Hmm, it's good!" King said, liking the sweet, tangy taste of GOD pie. "You know, if GOD pie wasn't so damn expensive, I'd have this more often."

"I hope I'm not too late, plate me a slice, would you, Saitama?" Thor and Goku showed up, with Thor asking Saitama for a slice.

"Hey, King! Here you go!" Goku then handed King the Infinity Gauntlet.

"You don't need it anymore?" King asked.

"No, we finished early, so you can have it back, now."

"Cool." King then put on the Infinity Gauntlet, and snapped his fingers. A copy of Mjolnir appeared on his hands. "Hmm, I never liked this hammer."

"Hey, my father made that hammer." Thor said, sounding insulted.

"No."

"Fine."

"Anyway, Saitama, how's the family?"

"Eh, it's alright. Tatsumaki hates being the dog, but she broke the vase, so she needs to stay collared forever." Saitama responded.

"Hmm... remind me, why is GOD pie so damn expensive, anyway?" King asked.

"Well, the ingredients to make GOD pie is, well, expensive. GOD only sells himself by the dozen each day, so it ends up going to auction all the time. That, and it gives you GOD-like powers. High demand, low supply- makes for a perfect bidding war." The suited man answered, taking a bite from the GOD pie.

"Hmm. If only GOD pie was real, then there'd be no need to train." King chuckled.

Wait, if GOD pie was real?

real?

real?

...

...

...

King's eyes opened, as he stared at the ceiling.

"...That was a weird dream." King said to himself. Sitting up, King stretched his back, and yawned. Out of the corner of his eye, King spotted something strange.

On his nightstand, was the Infinity Gauntlet.

"...Huh."

Author's 2nd Note: Everything is accurate to my dream, until where King woke up. That was where I woke up.