A/N: This is non-canon. I do not own Transformers, My Hero Academia, or Star Wars.

Wrong Tragedy

Liege Maximo: Did you ever hear of the Tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise?

At once, everyone looked at the devil-horned Prime with raised eyebrows.

Prima: Liege, who the scrape are you talking about?

Leige Maximo blinked.

Liege Maximo: Ah! Sorry about that. Wrong fallen hero story.

Nexus: You've been trading stories with Sheev again, right?

Liege Maximo remembered when he and his interdimensional pal Sheev traded stories last week.


One Week Ago

Liege Maximo had just arrived in the Senate building. While he loved his brothers and sister, despite playing the role of a manipulative bastard, he needed a break from them. So he sometimes came to this universe to relax. It was here that he made a good friend with whom he loved sharing schemes.

But first, he needed to take on his disguise. His form flashed green, and he went to have his weekly tea with his friend.

He found his friend, Sheeve Palpatine, talking with other senators. When he saw him, he gave the disguised Prime a warm smile.

Sheev: Ah! Jar Jar! I am so glad you are joining us!

The Gungan-disguised Prime raised his hand in greeting. That's right. Liege Maximo disguised himself as a Gungan senator, Jar Jar Binks, to meet and converse with his friend.

Liege Maximo: Mesa, happy to see yousa too.

Sheev then turned to the other senators.

Sheev: Please excuse me for a moment. I need to catch up with my friend.

They all bowed before the supreme chancellor, and soon, the two friends walked down the hall.

Sheev: How have you been my friend?

Liege Maximo: Mesa has been good. Bombad students have been making trouble, though.

Sheev sighed.

Sheev: I know the feeling. My own future prospect seems to be slightly hesitant. But thankfully, I have just the story in mind for him that will help him take the plunge.

Liege Maximo's eyes widen. If there was one thing he loved, it was stories that would send the hero down a dark path.

Liege: Ohh. Mesa has a good story of his own to share with yousa.


Present

Sheev: Did you ever hear of the Tragedy of Nova Prime the Unworthy?

Anakin: What in blazes is a Prime?

Sheev: ...Fu–

A/N: Couldn't resist.