Meg & Eddie:Logismoi Ch1. Shattering of an Unaverage Universe
(The Amalgamation version of Menthis and Mathias is shown to be talking to the Other Meg from the dream before as Need 2 by Pinegrove begins playing.)
"Please come with me, we can start there, it doesn't have to end here." Begs The Amalgamation version.
"We both know that isn't what's best." Responds The Other Meg tears falling on her shirt.
(The Amalgamation version waves his hand making a purple portal appear then slightly tries to motion for her to follow him but she shakes her head no and he lets go of her hand after briefly squeezing it then stepping into the portal.)
I'm out...
(The Amalgamation version steps into a space between his face briefly lighting up as he falls.)
Nothing here to care about...
(The portrait of Sarah appears behind him, lighting up a pink color.)
What's that sound?
(The Amalgamation version glows and splits into two beings.)
What's that song about?
(Both beings fall from the sky passing over a church.)
It's nothing worth me sayin' aloud...
(The portrait falls over Quahog lighting up the sky with a silhouette of Lana.)
So then why do I seem to,
(The screen flashes showing Meg Eddie and Sarah.)
Need to?
(The screen changes showing Menthis Mathias and Lana.)
Then why do I seem to,
(Suddenly a slightly familiar figure appears but you can't see anything except slight features with them looking at the camera.)
Need to?
The scene fades out into darkness showing the title just as Eddie opens his eyes.
Meg & Eddie:Logismois
(Eddie wakes up hearing banging coming from his door hopping up, he groggily stumbles towards the door to answer, not even bothering to put on pants.)
"What do you want Lou?" Gripes out Eddie looking down at the gray haired almost balding Lou Spinazola in an unbuttoned collared shirt that has moons on it looking up at him.
"You're late on your rent again." Lou says, looking at him with his hands on his sides.
"That should be your catch phrase." Says Eddie sarcastically.
"Don't start this again, you know how I feel about catchphrases!" Lou replies then turns around storming down the hall.
(Eddie goes to turn back into his room and his neighbor opens their door revealing it to be Chris.)
"Yo Eddie what's shaking my man?" Chris asks, extending a slightly sticky hand to him
"I'm not shaking that." Replies Eddie.
"Oh sorry." Chris says bringing his hand back wiping it on his shirt, "Hard being the top Gigolo at Chris's Cranktastic voyeur."
"Stop trying to network me, man." Says Eddie sourly, closing his door.
"But word of mouth equals yankin' down south!" Declares Chris before he heads back in.
"God, why does it feel like I'm forgetting something." Eddie says to himself sitting back on his bed right as his phone goes off, "Hello." He answers, "Yep…yep…mhmm…okay okay I got it I got it."
(Eddie gets up putting on his pants and heads off.)
Later at the Quahog Zoo.
(Eddie is loitering by the entrance waiting on someone when a woman in a suit walks up.)
"God, finally you're here." Says the woman who is revealed to be Meg, "It's your day with the kids asshole, unlike you I can't sit around all day smoking weed with my brother as he cranks it out all day."
"One time, one time weed got spiked with cialis and he impulsively cranks it out." Says Eddie.
"On date night." Says Meg.
"So?" Asks Eddie.
"We ordered in that night…"Says Meg, "Him in his fucking boxers, chinese food container on his head, erection out for everyone too see screaming, look at me I'm Chop Socky Cock!"
"That was funny." Remarks Eddie.
"No it wasn't, y'all did the same thing on New Years so take that one time bullshit and shove it Edward!" Shouts Meg at Eddie.
"What can I say? We like to ring in the New Year while partying hard." Laughs Eddie and Meg punches him in the stomach, "The court says you can't do that anymore." Cries Eddie crashing to his knees, tears forming in his eyes, "How can someone so pretty punch like a damn gorilla?" He coughs.
"The court also says you have to finish your damn paperwork if you want joint custody too." Says Meg as Patty and Molly walk up.
"Hey dad…" Patty says briefly looking up from her phone.
"Daddy!" Molly says walking up and hugging a still crouched Eddie.
"Hey Sweetie." Says Eddie weakly, looking into Molly's and smiling, "Let's head in." He says standing up and going to get their tickets.
After Eddie has brought the girls home and went back to his singles apartment.
(Eddie is laying in bed crying as A Part of Me by Neck Deep begins playing.)
I'll paint you a picture!
With words, "I miss her!"
(Eddie rolls over grabbing a portrait of his family.)
We still talk like everyday!
But we don't talk in the same way that we used to!
(He grabs his phone and texts I'm sorry I miss you.)
I'll move on and forget you!
We could never see eye to eye!
But either way!
(Leave me alone, Meg texts back.)
I like her 'cause she's smart!
Headstrong and independent!
(A tear drops on the portrait.)
She puts me in my place!
But I don't know where I stand!
(Eddie in anger and sadness throws his phone across the room and buries his face in the pillow.)
And if only I could find the words!
Or muster up the nerve to tell her!
(Eddie cries himself to sleep.)
I'll never forget her and she'll always have a part of me!
(Eddie's subconscious flies out of his sleeping form heading somewhere.)
Don't let me go down this road again!
We both know where this ends!
(His subconscious begins to drift upwards.)
In a storm of feeling I'm so unappealing!
I can't play these games!
(A light appears and his subconscious follows it when suddenly Eddie wakes back up in the motel with his family beside him.)
"I'm back!" Shouts Eddie happily but drenched in sweat.
"Jesus Christ Dad." Patty says jumping in shock off the chair she was sleeping in falling on the ground.
"Is it really you?" Asks Eddie, grabbing Meg's face, "We're not getting divorced are we?"
"Only if you keep pinching my cheeks." Meg replies sharply, prying Eddie's hands off her face.
"It was just so crazy everyone was there but we were different like Chris was a voyeur gigolo." Says Eddie still shaking.
"Well none of that was real, just a bad dream." Says Meg reassuringly, but as she does you see Chris out the window of the apartment walk up to a couple and solicit something making a jerking off motion with his hand then throwing it out into the air but when he does he sees Meg and Eddie's car and makes eye contact with Meg briefly and he rushes the couple into the car and gets in with them driving off, "Yeah, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, get some sleep we're doing lunch with my parents tomorrow."
"I really hope so." Eddie replies nervously lying back down but barely sleeping the rest of the night.