"Here you go doc." Said Alice as she put the 4 caged birds on the table" Four penguins ready to get weighed.
"Hold up!? DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT!?" Skipper shouted before Kowalski could reply he was grabbed by the vet and placed on the scales. "That's the average weight for a penguin." Said the vet as he made a note on his clipboard, then he grabbed Rico and did the same thing "Umm, that can't be right?
Let me go grab another scale." When the vet left the room Rico unloaded his arsenal and hid all of it. "All right then let's try that again shall we." Said the vet as he placed Rico back on the new scales " Ah, that's much better. I should probably do you again just to make sure." He picked up Kowalski and repeated the process "Yep same as before." And he then put them back in the cages and then grabbed Private and did the same thing as before "Umm, a little over but not to worry you'll probably get rid of it as you grow up since you're the youngest."
"Oh, that's good to hear." Said Private in his British chipper accent.
"Now time for the little runner." The vet says as he very carefully and quickly grabs Skipper " Don't worry little one, there will be no needles in this check-up."
Skipper was put on the scales just like the rest of his team but he was not very happy about it "Weighed! I DON'T NEED TO GET WEIGHED! I'M IN TIP-TOP SHAPE!" He protested.
"Umm, now that number is a bit concerning since you're the oldest. I'll mention to Alice about putting you on a diet." Says the vet, as everyone's beaks drop "WHAT!! DID HE JUST SAY THAT HE IS GOING TO PUT ME ON A DIET!!!" Skipper screamed at the top of his lungs.
Bonus: Caught
"Munch, much"
'What's that noise?' Thought Private as got out of bed to grab a drink. He waddled over and found the source of the noise behind the water cooler "SKIPPER!"
He looked up and stared at Private " You didn't see anything" He said while waving his flippers. Private gave him a no I saw everything look "Wait!? Are those mine?!"
He pointed to the box of winkies.
"Nnnoo"" Replied Skipper.
The end