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Part 1 – New Lease, Same Chaos

The day started with nothing less than a dramatic bang—literally. A suitcase crashed into the hallway wall as Julia stumbled through the apartment door, dragging two duffel bags behind her like she was storming into a warzone.

"I call dibs on this apartment!" she declared before even looking around. Her long yellow-brown bounced as she stomped inside, eyes scanning the decently sized living room with faux leather couches and a coffee table that looked like it had seen some serious existential crises.

Behind her walked Tala, visibly unbothered by the noise or the drama. With a backpack slung over one shoulder and his signature annoyed scowl in place, he shut the door behind them and muttered, "You call dibs on everything. Except brains."

Julia turned around mid-step. "Oh, really? Coming from the guy who once microwaved tin foil because he 'wanted to see sparks.'"

"It was an experiment," Tala replied dryly, tossing his bag onto one of the couches. "You wouldn't understand. You failed chemistry. Loser."

"Shut up you dumbass! That's because you distracted me during every lab with your dumb comments—"

Before the conversation could explode into full-blown war, a new voice cut in.

"Hey, could we not burn the apartment down on the first day?" Hilary walked in, breathless from carrying her own luggage. "I mean, I just got here. Let's at least pretend we're not insane?"

Julia spun around. "HILARY!" she squealed, instantly dropping the argument with Tala and rushing over to hug her.

Hilary returned the hug, slightly taken aback. "Wow, nice to see you too. You didn't mention you were already fighting with your boyfriend."

"I fight with him daily. It's our bonding activity."

"Charming," came a flat, unimpressed voice as Kai stepped into the apartment. He looked around the space with one raised brow, like he was already regretting his life choices.

"Tala," he acknowledged with a curt nod.

"Kai," Tala replied.

Then Kai's gaze shifted to Hilary. "You must be the stats girl."

Hilary tilted her head with a smile. "And you must be the one with zero expression and 100% judgment."

Julia snorted. "She's good, right?"

"Uncomfortably accurate," Kai mumbled, heading toward the kitchen and opening the fridge. "Empty. Great."

"Can we all just sit for five minutes and talk like actual roommates?" Hilary asked, already pulling a notebook and pen from her tote bag like she was prepping for a board meeting.

They all gathered in the living room—Julia sprawled dramatically on the couch, Tala sitting beside her with the expression of a man in silent hell, Kai in the armchair like a CEO judging interns, and Hilary cross-legged on the rug with her notes in hand.

"Okay," Hilary started. "So. We're four people, three bedrooms. Here's the situation: Julia and I are gonna share the big room—it has two single beds anyway, and we know each other."

"Barely," Julia muttered. "You haven't lived with me yet."

Hilary gave her a sidelong look. "I've seen enough to know you need supervision."

"I'll throw a pillow at you in your sleep."

"See?"

Kai cleared his throat. "Are we doing this or are we playing 'Who Will Snap First'?"

"Sorry, continue," Hilary said, flashing him an apologetic grin. "So that leaves Kai and Tala with the two smaller rooms. Both are roughly the same size."

"Cool," Tala shrugged. "As long as mine doesn't face traffic. I don't want to hear honking at 3 a.m."

Julia scoffed. "As if you sleep at night anyway. You watch horror movies and then force me to stay up with you because you're too scared to go to the bathroom alone."

"It was one time!"

"It was five times. I counted."

Kai looked between the two of them like they were zoo animals. "Is this... normal?"

"Sadly," Hilary replied. "And it only gets worse if you feed them sugar."

"Okay!" she clapped. "Now for the house rules. Everyone does their own laundry. No exceptions."

"I agree," Kai said. "I'm not dealing with anyone else's detergent and underwear drama."

"I remember when Tala once mixed bleach and colors and everything turned blue," Julia said smugly.

"Shut up!" Tala snapped.

"You wish wolf boy." Julia smirked as Tala's eye twitched.

"Dishes," Hilary continued. "We'll rotate. Weekly basis. Same with cooking."

"Fine," Tala agreed. "But if I cook, it's instant noodles or nothing."

"I'm okay with that," Kai said.

"I second that," Julia raised a hand.

Hilary sighed. "You people are a culinary disappointment."

"We survived college," Tala shrugged.

"Barely," Julia muttered.

"Next, heater and AC," Hilary continued. "We split the cost because obviously, we'll all be using it."

"Sure," Kai nodded. "But if anyone keeps it running all night, I'm turning it off from the main."

Julia glared. "Control freak."

"Power wasters trigger me."

While they went through basic bills and cleaning duties, Tala and Julia managed to fight over the following things:

1. Who gets to use the bathroom first in the morning.

"I'm using the bathroom first before you because you wake up so late!"

"Doesn't matter! You take 3 hours in the shower, nobody on earth is waiting that long for a princess like you!"

"I swear to God Tala-"

2. Who left hair in the drain last time they stayed over.

"I saw with my own eyes, it was red hair!"

"My hair is shorter than yours how is it possibly gonna get stuck in the drain?!"

3. Whether Tala owed Julia a slice of pizza from last week.

"You ate my pizza!"

"You lost the game and I only owed you that slice back if you won in the game!"

"That's not true!"

4. Why Julia installed a pink toilet cover without asking.

"I swear you do the most hideously random things ever!"

"It's less hideous than your face!"

5. Who gets the top shelf of the bathroom.

"You're not wasting that top shelf by stuffing it with your useless bottles!"

"Don't you dare call my skincare useless! You're the one that's useless entirely!"

Kai eventually leaned toward Hilary and muttered under his breath, "Are they always like this?"

She sighed. "Yes. And unfortunately, neither dies from exhaustion."

"They might if you let them go longer."

"I tried once. They went for three hours."

"May God help us all."

By the time the basic lease responsibilities were agreed upon and room keys were handed out, Tala and Julia were glaring at each other from opposite ends of the couch while still holding hands like it was muscle memory.

Kai stood up and dusted off his jeans. "I'll go unpack. Let me know if we need groceries."

Hilary nodded, smiling up at him. "Thanks, Kai. You seem way more reasonable than these two."

"I just don't talk much. Inside, I'm screaming."

Julia flipped a cushion at him. "We'll grow on you."

"Like mold," Tala added.

"Exactly."

Kai walked away without another word, and Hilary gathered her notebook and stood up. "I'll help you unpack, Julia. And no, you're not putting posters on my side of the room."

"Too late," Julia grinned. "Hello Kitty's already on your closet door."

"Julia!"

Tala grinned as the girls walked off and Kai shut his door. He looked around the living room once, then yelled down the hall, "Who's doing dishes tonight?"

There was a chorus of, "Not me!"

Tala just smiled. "This is gonna be great."

And he was absolutely right.

So heyyy everyone! I'm here with my new humourous series, please read and enjoy ;) this is gonna have multiple parts, so y'all will have many thingz to enjoy... For now, tell me how the first chapter was! Don't forget to review ;) see ya in the next sweeties *heart heart*