King: Oh... this is going to be fun~ Plenty of people have asked for this (and another one from the franchise, but that might have to wait). Let's get started and see how it goes~?

Inspiration: Team Fortress 2

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King was still out, so the next round started to take form on the screen.

"I don't know why…" Ruby folded her arms, "But I have a bad feeling about this one…"

The first thing they saw was a blue alarm bell blaring out. The screen blurred as it moved between panels lighting up, a voice reading out each. "INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY! IN THE BASE!"

The camera pulled back to show an older version of Yang, about 35-ish, in a blue uniform looking at each of the panels, "A Red spy is in the base?!"

"Red spy?" Yang was surprised to hear that.

Blake rolled her eyes, "Not a very good spy, apparently."

Yang grabbed a shotgun from a weapon rack and started to run down the hall, "We have to protect the Intel Briefcase!" She had to get to the intel room and defend the case from the spy.

"Yo! A little help here?!" A blue uniformed Mercury was trying to open the door in a panic. Unlike Yang, he wasn't aged up.

Mercury raised an eyebrow seeing himself. "Okay… What this going to be then?"

Yang pushed him to the side, "Alright! Step aside." She started to punch in the code on the key pad.

Mercury had a baseball bat in hand and was waiting patiently for the door to open. Okay, impatiently. "Let's go! Let's go!"

Down the hall, a frantic, blue patterned Nora, also in her mid-thirties, charged down the hallway with a massive minigun spinning in hand, "INCOMING!"

Nora cheered seeing herself so awesome.

Ren, however, was starting to catch on. "Isn't this like that Pyro world… Red and Blue versions of all of us?"

The group felt a chill go up their spines. A reaction to either the unholy terror that was Pyro-Jaune or the candy-colored happy world he saw during his rampage.

Nora barreled through the two and broke down the door. The room was undisturbed, save for the now broken door. All three screaming as they entered.

Mercury fell in front of the desk and reached up to touch the briefcase. "Hey… It's still here!"

Nora held her gun toward the side in relief, "All right then~"

"Ahem!" The three turned toward a mid-thirties version of Jaune in a three-piece blue suit with black gloves. He had someone slung over his shoulder. "Gentlemen?" It was that upper Mistrali accent again. However, unlike last time, this felt more… suave.

If the last time they heard it sent a chill through their core, this one heated them up. Nora still laughed hearing it, granted. But the others? The girls couldn't help but blush a little, not even Weiss was immune anymore. Pyrrha and Velvet? Their faces were tomatoes, and sporting a nose bleed.

The screen snapped off to show a title card similar to the Pyro version they saw before. It read, in big white letters, [Meet the Spy] with a file folder set to the side and a butterfly knife stabbed into the other.

"So, it is like the Pyro reality." Sun groaned a little remembering that.

"This can't be good." Neptune agreed with Sun's sentiment.

The screen returned to the scene as the Blue Jaune adjusted the slumped body over his shoulder. He stepped into the room as broken glass cracked beneath his feet. "I see the briefcase is safe."

Yang grinned, "Safe and sound!"

Jaune seemed to think for a moment, "Tell me," he looked between each of the people in the room, "Did anyone happen to kill a Red spy on the way here?" Being met with only shrugs, his face turned sour, "No? Then we've still got a problem." He slammed the body of the Blu Lie Ren on the table with a butterfly knife embedded in his back.

"Ren!" Nora didn't take that well. Ren had to calm her back down, but it wasn't fun for her to see. The two were all each other had for so long…

Yang groaned, "And a knife…"

Mercury scoffed, "Ooh… big problem. I've killed plenty of spies." He took the knife out of Ren's back and started to spin it rather gracelessly in his hand. "They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags." He gestured toward Jaune, "Like you!" He lost what focus his had and the blade hit into his finger. "Ow!" He dropped the knife on the table and started to suck on his new injury. "No offense."

Jaune picked up the knife and spun it in hand with the grace and skill of a professional, "I assure you, if you managed to kill them, they were not like me."

Emerald laughed at this Jaune tearing Mercury down.

Jaune handed the knife to Mercury as he walked to his side, "And nothing… Nothing! Like the man loose inside this building."

Mercury was far from impressed, "What? Are you president of his fan club or something?"

Jaune turned back around toward Mercury, "No…" He snapped a folder in hand as he glared toward Mercury, "That would be your mother!"

Yang sighed, "Really… A your mom joke?"

"Why does he have a folder?" Ruby observed.

Yang blinked. "You don't think…"

Emerald had a massive grin, "Please! Please let that be what I think it is!" She wanted to see Mercury really get what was coming to him.

Jaune slammed the folder on the desk and a set of photos fell out from their manila housing. Each was a picture of rather… intimate moments between the Red Jaune and a woman. Mercury was at a real loss for words. Anger, shock, so much going through his head.

Mercury groaned. "This is stupid…"

Emerald was in a blissful fit of laughter, "This is hilarious!"

Yang also started to laugh. "Damn. Alright. The joke works. Give him this, he brought evidence."

Jaune continued, "Indeed. And now he's here to fuck us!"

This got a snicker from the crowd.

Jaune smacked Mercury's chest with the back of his hand. "So, listen up, boy! Or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." He walked off as Mercury tried to collect the photos, trying to save face.

Unfortunately, Nora and Yang already got some of the photos. Nora showed Yang one of the photos, getting her to jump a little. Mercury spun around and swiped the photos out of their hands, "Give me that!"

Jaune looked off with a glare, as a score started to swell. It was the theme of a man that could be right behind you, and you'd never know until the knife was in your back. "The spy has already breached our defenses."

The screen faded to show a red version of Jaune running down a hallway.

"So, that's technically the main Jaune we're here for." Neptune reasoned, "Like how the Pyro version we saw before was on the Red team."

Jaune ran up to a doorway and placed himself against the wall to the side. He peaked in to find a blue Ruby in a hardhat working with her sentry gun system.

The Ruby in the audience went starry eyed, "Oh my gosh! That's so cool! Look at it! Two heavy caliber miniguns and a missile pod! How does it work?! How do I build it?!"

Jaune pulled a strange device out of his coat and ran into the room. He slid the item underneath the turret, causing it to spark and shut down.

Ruby shouted out in surprise, "Sentry down!" She noticed Jaune walking up toward her and tried to draw a gun. Jaune, however, was already on the draw, pointing a heavy caliber magnum pistol toward Ruby. One gunshot later, the door behind Ruby flung open, a hole in her hardhat and her blood splattered onto the door.

Ruby shrunk in her chair seeing that. She'd never be used to that, but that's probably for the best in a way.

Jaune moved into the doorway with pistol drawn, another gunshot caused the screen to return to the blue Jaune addressing the trio from before. "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues." The blue Jaune gestured toward the dead blue Ren.

The scene faded to show Ren in a snipers' next with Jaune moving slowly toward him from behind. A squeaking floorboard alerted Ren to his intruder. Ren spun around to try to attack Jaune, but that was difficult in close quarters with a sniper rifle. He dropped the gun and picked up a large kukri, trying to slash at Jaune. The trained spy kept out of reach of the blade for a while before slashing at Ren's cheek, leaving a scar. Jaune spun around Ren with a slash at his side before spinning into a backstab. The force of the blow caused Ren to fall from his height to the ground below as Jaune brushed his gloved hand against his suit jacket.

Nora wasn't taking that well. Seeing that play out was difficult for her. Luckily, she had Ren nearby to help calm her again.

The scene returned to Blu Jaune, "And worst of all…"

Roman nervously chuckled, "It gets worse?"

"…he could be any one of us."

Everyone was surprised. What could he mean by that?

The screen showed the Blu Coco in a combat medic uniform trying to attack the Red Jaune with a bone saw. Jaune caught her arm and wrapped his own around it, keeping her in place. The camera fell to their feet. Leather dress shoes became heels, red slacks to blue skinny jeans, suit jacket to a pale blue medical coat, stylized blonde hair to a brunette curl. Brown eyes stared back into brown eyes. Coco was staring into her own eyes…

This got everyone to freeze. The Jaune had just transformed into Coco right in front of their eyes. It was kind of crazy.

While Coco was taken aback seeing that, the disguised Jaune struck Coco's neck with enough force to knock her out and send her sunglasses upward. As Coco fell, Jaune/Coco caught the glasses and placed them on his face. No one would ever suspect him now.

Coco laughed nervously, "Okay… I know he probably just killed the other me, but that was kind of cool…"

No one was really so comfortable about the idea. Someone that could take on anyone's face, move in perfect stealth in plain sight… No one would ever expect it. By the time they knew, it would be too late, if they ever found out.

The scene returned to Blu Jaune, his tone becoming slowly more panicked "He could be in this very room! It could be you! It could be me! He could even be…"

BOOM!

Blu Jaune's head exploded in a mass of blood and bone.

Everyone recoiled seeing that. Especially because it came out of nowhere. A few of them even shouted out with a hardy, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

The screen turned to show Yang with her shotgun pointed toward him as the other two had similar reactions to the viewers. Yang pumped the shotgun as she spoke, "What?! It was obvious! He's the Red spy!"

Raven got over the shock first, "That… makes sense. Hiding in plain sight was simple but hiding as the one that warns them is rather smart."

"Didn't help him." Qrow was long used to his sister's lack of tact.

Yang moved toward the dead Blu Jaune with Nora following behind, "Watch! He'll turn red any second now!" After a while with no reaction, Yang poked his foot with her gun. "Any second now…"

Ren deadpanned, "I don't think that was the spy…"

Nora tried to use some humor to diffuse the fact that she just saw a man's head explode. "I mean, he was the Blu spy."

Yang grinned, "See?! Red!" Yang reexamined the body, "No wait. That's blood."

In the background, Mercury looked out toward the hall. After a moment, he started to move closer toward the two.

Nora grimaced, "So, we've still got a problem."

Mercury took out the butterfly knife from before, silently flipping it through his fingers.

Yang groaned, "A big problem..."

Ruby smiled nervously, "I think I found him…"

Yang and Nora sighed over the Blu Jaune's body. Yang nodded and stood upright again, "Alright! Let's go catch this Red spy!"

Jaune spun the blade to reverse grip as he spoke, his personal accent returning, "Right behind you."

Nora and Yang looked toward each other in a shocked realization.

The screen from before, showing all of the team, appeared again with the jazzy music. With each note played, they could hear a stabbing sound as Jaune made short work of the two Blu mercenaries.

Yang let out a quick chuckle, "Okay… That's a little funny."

The screen returned to show the photos from before of Jaune and Mercury's mother strewn about on the floor, some with droplets of blood. A gloved hand reached down to brush the risqué photos aside to show a simple scene of the two, walking hand in hand. Jaune picked it up and smiled. "Ah… Ma petite chou-fleur~" He placed the photo in his coat pocket and walked off with intel in hand.

As the screen faded, Sun had to ask, "What the heck did he say?"

Ozpin adjusted his glasses, "It literally translates as 'my little cauliflower.' It's an old term of endearment in upper Mistral. Think of it like calling someone 'Honey' or similar phrases."

"Huh… Neat."