King: This was too fun to revisit. I do hope you enjoy it, I know I did~ Let's do this!

Inspiration: Achievement Hunter

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Hmm…

What are you thinking, King?

I'm thinking we have some fun. Something funny.

… Wait. You mean…

LET'S PLAY!

Okay. Which one?

Do you have a buttfor?

… This is going to be amazing.

The screen opened to show Sun walking through a dark-brick hallway with a diamond sword. He was dressed in blue jean shorts, red sneakers, and nothing else. "Fucking hell. This is bullshit. Why are we looking for this stupid skull anyway?"

"Achievements!" Jaune popped in over his shoulder, dressed in a suit jacket, dress shirt, and a red kilt. "We'll find one eventually."

Nora giggled, "I like this Jaune."

Yang chuckled, "Why is he wearing a skirt, though?"

Coco shook her head, "Tsk tsk… That, my friend, is a kilt. You can tell because it goes down passed his knees. Paired with the calf-high socks and suit, it makes him look like a business man from Velvet's old home."

Velvet nodded. "In the northern part of my old village, sights like that were pretty common."

"This place is fucking huge, dark, and damp… Like a gunt."

The only one who reacted to what was said Velvet, who just froze with a shocked smile on her face. She thought she heard something else…

They heard Scarlet speaking from off screen, but also in events, "Gunt?"

"A guy cunt." They heard Sage speak next.

Ruby's head tilted, "A what?"

Velvet went bright red, "No!"

This got everyone to jump and clam up.

"Like… Gunt Baker." Sun clarified.

Then, they heard, odd enough, Yang, "It's like a FUPA."

Now that, some of them have heard of. This got a few snickers.

They saw Sun stabbing a tall black-boned skeleton as the camera pulled back to Jaune, "A what?"

The scene swapped to show Yang jumping up a hillside as Scarlet followed her. Scarlet paused a moment to do one of his usual gags, "Yang."

"Yes, Scarlet?"

"A million lien, but for the rest of our life, you can only eat human FUPA."

This got a few in the audience to recoil and gag.

Yang gagged a bit but laughed knowing how Scarlet worked. "Fuck no!"

Sun held back a confused laugh, "Why would that be something they could get used to from Scarlet?"

Jaune returned to the scene, showing the brick halls, "What's a FUPA?"

Scarlet watched Jaune return to the grassy area through a purple portal lined by obsidian. "You don't know what FUPA stands for, Jaune?"

"I do not, no."

"Well, what do you think it stands for?"

Sun returned to the grassy area and chimed in as well, "It's an abbreviation."

Jaune nodded, thinking, "No… That I got."

Yang tried to hold in her laughter, "Is this going to be the whole thing?"

Weiss blinked. Similar to Jaune, she didn't know what it was either. "I don't get it."

Yang burst into a full fit now.

Scarlet chuckled a bit. "Well, you know it's like a gunt, so what do you think it is? What does it stand for?"

Jaune thought for a moment. "I'm assuming it's F-U-P-A?"

"Yep."

"Uh…"

Sun chuckled to himself, trying to keep it quiet. "This is fourth grade…"

Jaune, however, was thinking out loud, "There's not a lot of U words, so it's got to be…"

Then, Yang popped in again, "Jaune, do you have a Buttfor?"

Yang fell out of her chair, laughing. "Seriously? That old thing?"

Weiss turned to Yang, "A what?"

"Oh my gods… You don't know?"

"Know what?!"

Jaune also had no idea what was going on. "A what?"

"A buttfor."

"Buttfor what?"

"No. Do you have a buttfor?"

"I don't know, do I?"

Neptune walked up, clutching his stomach and trying not to laugh. "Yang, buddy, that's not going to work on him…"

Scarlet walked by with a bow over his shoulder, "Jaune's of those people."

Jaune turned to the brit, "What does that mean?"

"Jaune! Do you have a buttfor?"

"I don't know!"

Weiss was getting a little mad now. "Why won't they just tell him what it is?! Then they can get their stupid answer!"

Now, even Ruby was snickering at her partner's expense, not saying a word.

Neptune snickered a little, "Why don't you know, Jaune?"

Scarlet placed the bow into a shared wooden chest, "Now I'm worried he doesn't actually know the joke." Scarlet stood up and turned back to the blondes, "Jaune, were you never on a school playground before?"

Jaune nervously scratched his nose, "I mean… sometimes…"

"Or were you just in a book."

"Actually… There was a lot of that, yes." Jaune returned to the dark hall through the portal with his enchanted diamond sword. "Now, question is do we…"

Yang cut him off. "Question is, Jaune, do you have a buttfor?" They could all hear each other at all times in this world.

Weiss growled a little. "This is getting ridiculous. Just tell him what it is!"

Scarlet also chimed in, "Question is, Jaune, what does FUPA stand for?! We need to resolve these plotlines."

Sage sighed, "Jaune, please placate them."

Jaune sighed and started to breath out the start to a word with f. "F… Fat Up Pussy Anus!"

This got a few in the audience to laugh, both at how close he was and what Jaune, of all people, just said.

"Very close!" Sun laughed, "You got two and a half of them."

"How do you get half a word?"

"It means you got half of the word! Extend one of your words."

Scarlet popped into the corner in chibi form with a thought bubble showing a grey cat in armor wielding a swordfish. "Pussius!"

Sun's chibi popped up and broke the bubble, "Nope."

Jaune was figuring it out. "Upper."

This got some (semi-condescending) cheers from his friends. "Three out of four!"

"Upper…" Jaune thought back to the factor that started this. "I presume pussy…"

The way he said that just got people laughing.

Roman leaned back in laughter, "Holy shit!"

Neo shook, unable to actually laugh, but the motions were there. This was just that freaking stupid.

His tone did get the others to laugh too.

Sun had to take a breath before he could speak, "You have presumed correctly. Very astute Jaune!"

Scarlet laughed at the scene. "You can see him working through it… He's learning~"

"A… A…" Jaune sighed in a silent frustration, causing his friends to burst out into laughter.

Coco was able to speak through her laughter, "This is so stupid!"

Sun laughed, "It's like a fucking spelling bee."

"Can you use it in a sentence?"

This got a few snickers, but they didn't dare say why. Let the joke run its course.

Sun stuttered for a moment. "I… I've never used it in a sentence in my life. Scarlet?"

Scarlet was sitting by a small lake and pulled a fish out of the water with his fishing rod. He turned back to Sun, "The word?"

"Yeah, use it in a sentence."

"Nice FUPA."

Thus, they all laughed again.

Jaune groaned, "Not as… Not as illuminating as I'd hoped." Jaune sliced through another tall skeleton and found its skull on the ground. "I got it! I got one!"

"So, they needed the skull?" Qrow leaned back and took a swig from his flask.

Winter's eyes narrowed, "What for, though?"

Sun laughed at the timing, "You got FUPA? Oh hey! He's got a FUPA skull." The joke was too good to let go.

Scarlet took a breath, "I thought for a second there, he looked down and saw a FUPA."

Jaune was wearing the skull on his head and running of to find another skeleton.

Sun laughed, "No. No, he's got it. He's wearing the skull."

Jaune ran off and stabbed through another skeleton, causing it to collapse. A small ping sounded and Jaune's arms shot up, "ACHIEVEMENT!" Jaune removed the skull and placed it on his belt. "Anyone else want it?"

Sun, who had followed him through the portal, took the offer and placed the skull on his head.

"So, some kind of achievement thing?" Tai sat back and smiled. "That's pretty neat."

"Still need to finish FUPA."

Jaune sighed, "A… Uh… A words… Aegis."

Ruby's held tilted, "What's that?"

King appeared for a moment, "The name of a shield, wielded the king of the of Greek gods, Zeus. Made from enchanted goat skin, it was said to be impervious to all attacks."

"Woah…"

"Apricot!"

"You have to think of it all together. You're abandoning the first three words."

"A-pple?"

This got a few snickers, "Yes. Fat Upper Pussy Apple."

"Anus!"

"You tried that already!"

Sage groaned, "At least you're on the body."

"Alien?"

Velvet just felt bad for him at this point. It was clear he didn't know what was going on. But… it was also funny seeing Weiss, the crush of her crush, get just as frustrated by it all.

Weiss growled, "Gods! This is ridiculous!"

Scarlet sighed in defeat. "Just forget it."

Yang, however, had a thread to follow, "Jaune, do you have a buttfor?"

Weiss boiled over, "Not again! I thought we were done with this! Why won't they just explain it?!"

Jaune was losing his mind, "I don't know what that means!"

Neptune was walking through a jungle area with a map, "So, ask him about it."

"G… I… Use it in a sentence! That's not a question of whether I have one or not!"

Weiss was just as mentally numbed, "Just explain it!"

Neptune finished filling out a map and called through their communication system, "So, if you don' know what it is, what do you do?"

"Ask for someone to explain it and hope that they do that instead of saying what's a buttfor?!" Jaune's mind was boiling at this point.

Weiss shot up her hands, "So why haven't they?!"

Both Yangs spoke in unison, the viewer to Weiss and the screen-bound to Jaune. Though, the viewer Yang had help from her sister as they all shouted, "IT'S FOR POOPING, SILLY!"

Weiss turned deathly pale for a moment, the joke finally registering in her mind. "Unbelievable…"

Yang collapsed onto the ground in laughter as Weiss dealt with her embarrassment.

Jaune took that a little better, "Oh…"

His friends were all laughing, not necessarily at him but more at how he acted and how long it took to get there.

"That is the stupidest thing…"

Sun had to take a breath or two before he could speak, "I said that!"

Yang slapped her knee and laughed, "Once we knew you had no idea what we were going for, that made it all the sweeter!"

Unfortunately, the human mind doesn't like it when things are incomplete. So, Jaune made this known, "But I still don't know what the A is…"

Weiss groaned, "This is still going?!"

Yang grinned, "Come on! You have to admit, you can't just let this go, right? You have to know~"

Weiss slammed her hand into her chair, "IT'S AREA! OKAY?! CAN WE STOP?!"

Yang blinked in surprise, as did many in the audience. "Wait. You know what a FUPA is, but you had no idea about the buttfor joke?"

Weiss was unfazed, "It's obvious! It's the only word beginning with A that fits into the larger acronym!"

"Huh… I guess… You're not wrong."

Jaune was still going through words. "Angle, arch…"

Sage appeared again, walking through the dark brick halls, "Arch isn't that bad. Not right, but at least closer."

"A…"

Neptune chuckled, "Yeah, you smell like updog."

This time, it was Blake left in the dark, "What the heck is updog?"

Velvet turned toward the feline faunas, "Nothing. What's up with you?"

Blake facepalmed having run head long into that one.

Jaune just laughed it off.

Scarlet rolled his eyes, "He knows that one."

"But what's the A…" Jaune returned to the grassy area, thinking to himself.

Sage walked passed to join Sun, "It's more geographical."

"Geographical? That didn't help at all."

Yang had walked off and jumped into a boat, filling out a map as she traveled, "If I working on something, it would a general…"

Sage just wanted to keep messing with Jaune, "Contractor!"

But, Jaune was still lost. "Attitude?"

This got either groans or laughs at Jaune's failings. The situation was just that ridiculous.

Neptune groaned, "Oh, come on! It's just…" He sighed in annoyance.

But, this just got another laugh out of Sage, "You're upsetting Neptune."

Yang returned from the portal and laughed, "Neptune's so mad, he's paying attention."

The joke had to end eventually. Time to drop a few hints.

Sun walked over to Scarlet, patting him on the shoulder, "Hey. Where did you find that witch from before?"

"She was in the general… area by the base…"

Weiss groaned, "Please get the hint…"

Sun looked toward Jaune, who was working the potion stand, "Like, near the village area?"

"Yeah. The hilly area near the base."

Jaune finished his potion, not really paying attention to them.

Yang joined into the hinting, "This area is mostly water. The map underneath I mostly water…"

No reaction.

Yang and Ruby were leaning against each other laughing. Weiss just groaned. Sun wiped away a tear from his laughing fit.

Scarlet walked up behind Jaune, "What's the area of effect on those splash potions?"

Jaune shrugged, "Don't know."

Neptune snickered a bit, "What's the A of effect?"

Sun pretended to get lost in the base. "Damn it. Where can I find the area with the portal?"

Scarlet explained it, "It's in the area by the farm."

Yang called in to Jaune, "So, splash is like an area of attack thing, right?"

"Yep."

Scarlet sighed, "So, if I multiply the length by the width of something…"

Yang nodded, "That would be the area of something."

Jaune paused for a moment, his mind finally taking in what they were saying. "Oh, Area."

Everyone on the screen and most of the audience burst into laughter. Some loud, some quiet, all laughing. Just, that moment of realization and how he just spoke so casually about it.

Sage took a deep breath, "Let's stop!"