Co-Written by Jss2141
"Jesus fucking christ! Do all weddings we go to end up like that?" Morty asked.
"I know! I thought Gearhead would've had a boring wedding but who knew his bride was a crazy gangster crime boss? Her enemies AND the police swarmed the wedding to try and kill her!" Rick said, actually impressed.
"I still can't believe he managed to get such a hottie who is only nice to him apparently after what we seem today, lucky ass bastard" Morty said, dusting himself off.
"Yeah, lucky indeed." Rick said as they walked into the den.
"Well i for once can't wait to take a shower and eat something, didn't even had the chance to get a slice of cake"
"Hey, you two. What happened?" Beth asked as she, Space Beth, and Summer sat on the couch.
"Gearhead's wedding went crazy." Rick said.
"How crazy?" Jerry asked, sitting in his recliner.
"Telenovela type of crazy," Morty said.
"Oh damn." Everyone commented at the same time.
"Yep. That's the kind of stuff that happens with my friends. Bird person not included." Rick said as he sat down on the couch while Morty sat on the carpet next to the coffee table. "So, what's on?"
"Just reruns." Beth said as Rick took the remote.
"Then let's watch interdimensional television. It's always interesting." Rick said as he changed the channel.
"Yeah but it's always so random too, you never know if it's a show or someone getting shanked" Morty said.
"Or if getting shanked is the show." Rick said as he found a good channel. "Oh! Eating contest with alien organs, nice."
As the family settled into their places, the screen flickered with vibrant colors and bizarre scenes from different dimensions. The eating contest Rick had mentioned showcased an eclectic mix of alien participants, each devouring strange and grotesque delicacies at a frenetic pace.
"Seriously, how do you even judge something like this?" Morty asked, grimacing as one contestant gulped down what looked like a writhing, tentacled creature.
"It's all about quantity, Morty," Rick replied, taking a swig from his flask. "And probably not puking."
"Ugh, that's disgusting," Summer said, scrunching her nose. "Why do we always end up watching the gross stuff?"
"Hey, you wanted variety," Rick shot back. "This is as varied as it gets."
"Speaking of variety, when's the last time we had a normal family dinner?" Space Beth asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Define 'normal,'" Rick replied with a smirk.
"I mean, without alien invasions, deadly experiments, or crazy weddings," she clarified.
Beth sighed. "You know, she's got a point. We could use a little less chaos."
"Chaos is what keeps things interesting," Rick said. "Besides, without it, what would we have to talk about?"
"I don't know? Our days? School? Maybe finding a way to have more normal days as a family?" Jerry asked.
"Normality is overrated, Jerry. Chaos keeps things interesting! You never know what sort of crazy thing will happen next." Rick said with a grin.
Almost like magic or the universe answering his call, a small robotic drone crashed through the ceiling and broke the coffee table as everyone jumped in shock!
"Oh shit!" Morty shouted, being the closest and almost hit.
"What the hell?!" Summer shouted.
"Oh c'mon! That was brand new" Beth said, annoyed.
"What is that thing?" Jerry said, standing up and pointing at the drone.
"I recognize that, it's a messenger drone." Space Beth said, getting up and looking it over. "As the name implies, it's supposed to send messages over long distances of normal communication isn't possible."
"But who is it from though? One of the many enemies of Rick Sanchez?" Morty said with a deadpan.
"It could be from your space mom's enemies for once." Rick said blankly.
"No, it's more from your enemies than her most of the time, grandpa." Summer said.
"Yeah, it's true. My enemies don't know I live on Earth." Space Beth said before she tinkered with the drone. "Alright, here it is. Let's see what the message is."
"Anyone wants to make a bet, is someone wishing for Rick's death?" Jerry said with a smile.
"Is it even a bet anymore if you know the result?" Morty quipped.
Everyone but Rick chuckled as the "smartest man in the universe" groaned as he rolled his eyes.
"Just okay the damn message." Rick said, crossing his arms.
Space Beth took a step back as she pushed a button on her gauntlet, making the drone float in the air a bit before it projected a circular hologram screen.
The hologram flickered to life, revealing a darkened room filled with the sound of distant machinery. A shadowy figure stepped into the light, and the family's collective gasp filled the room as they recognized the face.
"Hello, Rick," the figure sneered, his voice dripping with malice. "It's been a while."
Rick's expression turned to annoyance. "What the hell do you want?"
He chuckled, a sinister sound that sent shivers down Morty's spine. "Oh, it's not what I want, Rick. It's what you want. You see, I have someone here who's very important to you."
The hologram shifted, revealing a glass cage containing a small orange haired boy, he seemed to have one eye bigger than the other, and it was easy to know who it was.
"Naruto!" Morty exclaimed, his eyes wide with shock.
"And he...is smaller?" Summer said in shock.
"Surprised? I had to shrink him down to make it easy to transport"
"You did that?" Rick asked, confused.
"Wait, why didn't YOU think of doing that?" Jerry asked, looking at Rick.
"Can we just focus on WHY they have our grandson!?" Beth asked loudly.
"First of all...no one asked. Also it was a giant incest baby in space that happened due to really weird things taking shape so...i dont know i didnt want to?"
"Rick!" Everyone shouted at him.
"Wow, you are just as much of an asshole as I remember. But moving on, I can assume that you care about this now little abomination-"
"DO NOT CALL MY SON THAT!" Summer shouted.
"Doesn't matter. Either way, Rick, if you want this "Naruto" back, you will come to the designated coordinates inside of the messenger drone within one Earth week." The figure said.
"Uh huh, and what do you get in exchange?" Rick asked.
"What do I get? What do you care about what I get? Isn't it always about YOU, Rick?" The figure asked, raising a brow at Rick.
"So what, you just want to kill me? Is that it? You want me to go there and you try to kill me with some plan? like all the others?"
"We all know I'm not like the others, Rick. So, either you come to the coordinates for this child in a week or they die because of you. Can you really live with that?" The figure said before rolling their eyes. "What am I saying? Of course you can."
Then the communication was turned off, only the coordinates being left for him to see.
"Well, I guess there's only one thing to do now." Rick said, rolling his arms.
"Yeah, go save Naruto." Summer said, quickly pulling out her phone and taking a photo of the coordinates.
"What? I mean getting rid of this trash robot so we can get back to watching Interdimensional cable." Rick said, gesturing to the drone.
"Rick, now it's not the time to watch television, didn't you hear what that ominous guy said?" Morty said to him.
"Yeah and I will remind all of you, it could be a trap. I'm not risking my life just to a shrunken incest baby." Rick said.
"But Naruto is a member of the family. Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Morty asked.
"Did your half Gazorpian son who died from rapid aging mean anything to you?" Rick asked, crossing his arms.
"T-Thats different" Morty said "I tried my best to raise him, not my fault they age too fast and are prone to violence, i was trying to step it up" Morty said, feeling hurt.
"And you failed. You really think you want to fail AGAIN?" Rick asked.
"Of course not! But I'm not just going to ignore that my second son needs help! I failed with my first, I acknowledge that but I refuse to fail with my second!" Morty said, pointing at Rick.
"That goes double for me, so let's go!" Summer said.
"Again! This could be a trap! Plus, despite what you guys think, my portal fluid can't reach these coordinates." Rick said, gesturing to the coordinates.
"So what, dad? We just sit back and assume this is an empty threat to you?" Beth asked.
Jerry chimed in, his voice shaky but determined. "For once, I agree with Beth. We can't just leave him out there. He's family."
"Jerry, you have no idea what you're talking about," Rick snapped. "This isn't some sitcom where we all hug it out at the end. This is real life, and in real life, people die when they make stupid decisions."
"Then let us make the decision," Morty said, standing up. "Naruto's our family too, and we're not going to abandon him."
"I second that. I am not going to abandon my child like you did." Summer said, standing by Morty.
"Okay, that is NOT what it seems and you both know it!" Rick said to them.
"Then what is it?!" Morty snapped "You're the smartest man in the universe, you can do almost anything, why can't you do this one simple thing? Are you scared?"
"Scared? You think I'm scared of some rando I barely remember? Please!" Rick said, rolling his eyes.
"Then why won't you agree to save Naruto? He helped save your life when you went nuts with those mecha rodents!" Summed said.
"You wanna know the truth? Fine. I don't CARE what happens to him! He was just fine, floating around in space and somehow breathing in the endless vacuum! And now that he's been supposedly kidnapped, you guys wanna drop everything to go "save" him? To go save your "normal sized" incest baby?" Rick asked them.
"Dad..." Beth sighed "While the circumstances of his birth were less than normal or stelar, he is still a baby, still a smith, what are we supposed to do? Call a bluff and possibly let it die?"
"Come on, Rick. Even if you did the math, that's a pretty big risk if it isn't a bluff." Jerry said.
"Oh you want me to do that math, Jerry?! Fine, I'll do the math! Hang on! I'm going to get my whiteboard!" Rick said, rushing to the garage to get said whiteboard.
"Grandpa, are you really going to waste time proving this?!" Summer shouted at him.
"If we supposedly have a week to "save" Naruto, then yes!" Rick shouted, coming back while dragging a whiteboard!
"Ahh shit he actually brought a whiteboard" Jerry groaned.
"You get used to it," Morty said.
For the next two hours, Rick actually did the math in front of the family and explained the possibility of this "rescue of Naruto" just being a trap and that they all might just die if they go off to those coordinates.
"-And so, as you all can definitely see, that is why I am not going to rescue the "captured" great grandson and none of you should because it is most like a trick and a trap!" Rick said, dropping the market to the floor. "Mick drop."
The family stood in stunned silence as Rick dropped the marker to the floor. Jerry and Beth exchanged hesitant glances, seemingly convinced by Rick's logic. Morty and Summer, however, were silently fuming, but they knew better than to argue further. They needed a plan.
As the evening wore on, the tension in the air was palpable. Rick retreated to his lab, muttering about fine-tuning some device, while the rest of the family went about their usual routines, trying to ignore the elephant in the room.
Later that night, Morty and Summer met in the hallway, their expressions determined.
"We can't just let Naruto die, Morty," Summer whispered, her voice trembling with anger. "Rick might not care, but we do."
"I know," Morty replied, equally resolute. "We'll have to go alone. But Rick's personal ship... the A.I. would never let us take her against Rick's wishes."
Summer frowned, thinking hard. "You're right. But there is another ship... the one Rick keeps stashed up when he wants to show off a bit. It's high maintenance, but it's perfect for this. He wouldn't think we'd use it."
Morty's eyes lit up with understanding. "The fancy one? Yeah, I remember. He barely uses it because it's so much trouble to keep running. But it's fast, and it has all the tech we need."
They nodded in agreement and quietly made their way to Rick's garage. Morty carefully bypassed the security system, a skill he'd learned from years of observing Rick. They crept to the back of the garage where a hidden door led to a secret compartment. Inside, covered with a dusty tarp, was Rick's high-maintenance, flashy spaceship.
"Alright, this is it." Summer said as she grabbed the tarp. "Give me a hand with this."
Morty nodded as he grabbed the tarp and began pulling it off with Summer. The reason being that the ship was very big compared to Rick's space cruiser.
"There is no going back from this Summer, just hoping you understand" Morty said.
"I know and I don't care what Rick says or does after this. I am going to save Naruto, end of discussion." Summer said as she walked to the loading bay/entrance of the ship.
"Same with me. Just wanted to be sure." Morty said, quickly walking after Summer as they reached the loading dock. "So, um, do you know how to get in?"
"Yeah, I've cleaned the inside before. It was one of the chores I did for Rick. It works in voice recognition." Summer said before clearing her throat. "Galaxy One, open loading bay!"
The ship was large and pretty awe inspiring if that were to be their first time seeing sci-fi related stuff,when Summer said the words the ship hummed to life and the platform lowered up for them to get in.
"No going back now Summer"
"Yep. No going back." Summer said as she led Morty into the ship.
"Welcome back, Summer." The ship's A.I. said in a male voice.
"The ship has an a.i too?" Morty asked in surprise.
"Yep. Say hello to HUE, Morty." Summer said.
"It is short for "Heuristic Unified Entity," Morty. Welcome to the Galaxy One." HUE said.
"Cool! Say Hue how do you feel about me and summer? And by that I mean your opinion so far" Morty decided to ask.
"My opinion of you two, is neutral. I hold no ill will towards either of you. Especially Summer since she helps maintain me more than Rick." HUE said as Summer smiled.
"Thank you, HUE. Anyway, the reason we're here is because we need your help." Summer said as she walked to the cockpit as Morty followed.
"Of course, what can I help you with, Summer?" HUE asked.
"We have the coordinates that we must follow to save our family member Naruto who is in trouble, one of Rick's enemies kidnapped him and if we don't go there I can't imagine what may happen," Summer said worried.
"And Rick wont go saying it is either a trap or he doesn't care" Morty said.
"I see. But does that mean you should not go? I do not wish to anger Rick by taking you to your deaths." HUE said.
"We're not gonna die and we don't care what Rick says! Rick might be the smartest guy in the universe but some things can't be explained with smarts." Morty said.
"Please, HUE. Will you help us?" Summer asked him as they arrived in the cockpit. "As our friend?"
"…Yes, Summer and Morty. I will help you." HUE said.
"Thanks Hue, you're a real fella, much nicer than Rick personal ship A.I" Summer said.
"We promise to be careful and follow your instructions too," Morty said.
"Thank you both, Summer and Morty. Now, I just need the coordinates for the location and I can prepare for departure." HUE said to them.
"Leave that to me." Summer said, pulling out her phone and moving to a computer console to type it in.
"You know how to use the computer access to put in the coordinates?" Morty asked.
"You didn't think I'd learn how to work this ship while also cleaning it?" Summer asked with a grin, showing just how smart she really was.
'If she's this smart, why does she choose to get bad grades?' Morty thought.
"Coordinates, locked in. Preparing for departure." HUE said as the ship began to hum. "Please, take a seat and hang on to your asses."
Acting quickly, Summer rushed to the captain's chair while Morty sat in one of the console chairs.
"Wait, how exactly are we going to be blasting off? We're underground." Morty said.
"Rick built a tunnel that leads to the Nevada Desert, so we may leave the planet without drawing attention from the surrounding cities." HUE answered.
"Of course he did" Morty rolled his eyes "Well let's do this Summer, before the old man realizes somethings wrong"
"Yeah, there's probably an alarm he's getting right now that we're taking his ship. So let's book it, HUE!" Summer said with a grin.
"Gladly Summer, taking off now." HUE said as the ship floated off the ground as the access tunnel lit up.
Meanwhile, in Rick's garage, he was experimenting on something before getting an alert on his watch.
"What the hell?" He said before looking at the alarm by his side and eyes going wide for a moment before he realized "Those little shitheads...they actually went for that ship?"
Rick rushed to the hidden elevator in the house and went down to stop them but it was too late, the Galaxy One had already blasted off down the tunnel and was flying to the exit in the Nevada Desert!
"...Clever little sons of bitches, the size of your balls to do this" He said with a frown.
'And the balls of that A.I., HUE, to let them do this!' Rick thought as he quickly tried to contact them.
Only for HUE to be blocking him.
"GODDAMN A.I.!" Rick shouted.
-Nevada Desert, night-
The desert sands began to shake as a giant secret exit opened up and the Galaxy One shot out right into the sky!
"We have arrived in the Nevada Desert. Preparing for Lightfold." HUE said.
"Lightfold?" Morty asked.
"It essentially jumps to hyperspace, like in the movie franchise, Star Wars." HUE explained.
"Damn that must mean we are going to another galaxy or something? Must be really far away" Morty said with a smile "Still cool to see something like that without Rick sarcasm"
"Yeah. He may be smarter but Grandpa can also be a bummer." Summer said before looking up. "So, how long will it take us to reach the coordinates, HUE?"
"Calculating breaks so the engines can cool after Lightfolds, 5 earth days." HUE said.
"FIVE DAYS?!" Morty said in surprise "I had no idea it would take this long"
"The ship has the proper accommodations for long trips as well such as quarters, gym, showers, kitchen and more" HUE said.
"Really?" Morty asked.
"It's a big ship, Morty. And a hell of a lot better than the cruiser." Summer said as she gazed at him. "Once we reach a good cruising altitude, I'll show you around."
"Preparing to Lightfold in three, two, one." HUE said as the ship broke Earth's atmosphere before blitzing through space at hyper speed.
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"WOOHOO!" Summer cheered.
*Later*
It was a few minutes later before everyone returned to normal, allowing Morty to look forward and see the passing rush of stars before him.
"Welcome to hyperspace, Morty and Summer. You may not freely move about the ship." HUE said.
"Whoa...that was actually surprising, It feels like real sci-fi in a good way that we see in some shows" Morty mentioned, getting up.
"Yeah. Once again, HUE shows that he's a much better ship than Space Cruiser." Summer said as she stood up.
"What is your honest opinion of Rick Hue? I mean as long as you know of his existence" Morty asked, curious to know.
"As my creator, I acknowledge him as the smartest man in the universe. As a person, I can honestly say he's a dickwad." HUE said.
"My man!" Summer said jokingly.
Morty chuckles "C'mon sis I want to explore this place"
With HUE running the ship, Summer and Morty explored every room inside of the Galaxy One.
"Man, this place is huge and is so cool in its aesthetic too," Morty said.
"Yeah. Not to mention a fully stocked fridge, weapons rooms, and even a workout/training room. You could basically live here if you wanted to." Summed said.
"Well since we are gonna be here for a few days I should at least try working out for once, now that there are no distractions and we are safe here" Morty said.
"So long as we do not run into random space bandits but that is a minuscule chance." HUE said.
"Thank you, HUE. As for me, I'm going to see what weapons we have to save Naruto." Summer said as she walked off.
After that there was no going back, Morty and Summer took one of Rick's ships and went to hyperspace to rescue their accidental baby from the clutches of evil, or at least a very angry alien because of Rick antics. But the trip would take longer than expected even with HUE amazing flying ships so they would have to keep themselves entertained somehow.
It wasn't that hard since both siblings found a respective part of the ship to spend time in outside of the rooms they picked and the common area where they ate together.
Everything in it was so high tech but HUE always helped them in case it was needed and there was no Rick, so they could enjoy themselves as much as possible.
Such as Summer as she was armory of the ship, looking over what sort of weapons she could practice with today.
Summer could use them and practice as much as she wanted with Hue helping her with safety measures and since he was an A.I with no bullshit she obeyed,he was nice, she learned how good with laser guns she was.
Morty on the hand, took to the gym part of the ship and was building his muscles.
The pieces of workout were the best in the galaxy and so were their protein bars, with the right amount of work and directions, it would not take long for Morty to feel the differences.
Or see the difference as he checked the mirror with each passing day for any progress.
"I used to hate working out but having all this for myself and some well earned quiet and privacy has made me like it a bit more"
"Indeed, Morty. I am glad you are enjoying my gym facilities." HUE said to him.
"And I'm glad you're still a nice guy, HUE. I'm surprised Rick didn't pick you for his main A.I." Morty said, wiping some sweat off his brow.
It was then Summer came into the gym, wearing an apron over her usual clothes.
"Yo, Morty! Lunch is ready." Summed said.
"Alright Food! Another good feature is that we get amazing food here that doesn't have horrible sources"
'Like Rick's spaghetti and Salisbury steaks.' Morty thought before putting those thoughts out of mind.
He didn't want to ruin his appetite.
"Yeah, now hurry up before it gets cold." Summer said as she turned to leave.
Morty quickly toweled off and followed Summer to the common area, where the smell of freshly prepared food wafted through the air. The table was set with plates of what looked like perfectly grilled sandwiches and a large bowl of salad. Summer had even managed to find some intergalactic fruits that HUE assured them were safe and nutritious.
"Wow, Summer, this looks amazing," Morty said, taking a seat and grabbing a sandwich.
"Thanks, Morty. HUE helped a lot with the cooking instructions," Summer replied, smiling as she sat down across from him. "I figured we might as well eat well if we're gonna be on this ship for a few days."
'Just a few more days till we reach our son.' Summer thought.
What the two of them didn't know yet was that being together just the two of them for so long even if it was just six days would sort of take a toll on them.
Especially since they didn't really interact much on Earth, even as siblings, so this willing confinement in the same ship was doing something to them.
From all the stuff they had in the ship...earth internet was not one of them, that meant no movies, tv or even porn to watch, there was always alien stuff but those usually were just weird as hell.
So, whenever they were in the same room together without working out or practicing weapons, they just had to talk.
Talk like normal people and grow closer.
"And then I was like...a vat of acid? Really? That was so random and stupid, honestly sometimes I wonder if he really is smart or just dumb on purpose in these situations" Morty said.
"Ahahahahahaha, are you kidding me?! Grandpa has cybernetic enhancement and weapons beyond imagination, yet his only solution to dealing with alien gangsters was to hide in a vat of fake acid?" Summer asked with a giggle.
"Right? And to just teach me a lesson in the most petty of ways, he took us to a different universe and gave me a remote that saved your place like a video game." Morty said.
"I think that the term one would use for this given situation is, what a dickwad," Hue said.
"Absolutely!" Summer said with a nod.
"And that's not even the worst part! After admitting the button was a bad idea, Rick revealed that in actuality, I was switching places or minds with a different Morty and they experienced what was meant for me! And to test out the button, Rick SHOT ME!" Morty said, pointing to his chest.
"He what?!" Summer shouted in shock and horror! "Rick shot you?!"
"Yes! The very first "save point" was before he shot me! And then, after combining all of the timelines or whatever together, everyone wanted me dead! And his solution to fix everything and get me off Scott free was ANOTHER vat of fake acid!" Morty said, pointing at the table.
"Damn Morty that shit just aint right" Summer said with a glare "How can someone be so petty to the point of traumatizing someone's own grandson for shit like that? Is being wrong really so awful to him?"
"For someone as prideful as Rick? Yes. I'm surprised I'm still sane." Morty said, eating more food. "I swear, one of these days, I think I might SNAP and after that, I don't know what I'll do."
"I would not blame you if you did though, someone needs to put that high ass of his in his place" Summer said.
"Thanks, Summer. It's nice to hear that from you." Morty said with a smile.
The way Morty smiled, it made Summer feel so warm inside and it made her so happy that Morty cared so much about saving Naruto.
'Maybe after we save him, Morty and Naruto can spend time together as father and son.' Summer thought.
Morty also enjoyed hanging around Summer more now because she was not being annoying or bitchy as usual, and he could actually feel like an equal to her.
After lunch was done, the two of them headed towards the bridge area to relax from the gym/armory a bit as HUE made a screen on the windshield for inter dimensional television.
"How about a movie?" Summer asked.
"I wonder if we could find a good one, interdimensional cable is super random"
"Allow me." HUE said as he put on a random movie for them.
A romantic, sexual movie.
Not that they knew at first of course as the movie was just beginning but once things escalated, there were some reactions.
"Whoa…what movie is this?" Morty asked as he began blushing.
"HUE, what channel is this?" Summer asked, blushing as well.
"One of Rick's favorites according to him for a...good time unwinding" He simply said.
"And you thought it would help us…"unwind?"" Morty asked.
"You are both healthy teenagers with health urges. I felt it would help later." HUE said.
Summer and Morty look at each other, blushing at the situation as the A.I basically said in his own terms something along the lines of *Go watch this porn movie so you can masturbate later*
"Oh! Oh darling, right there!" The woman in the movie said, laying on the as her lover was kissing her legs and moving higher.
"When i'm done with you, no man will make your legs wobble like I do" The man in the movie said, confident.
'Oh god!' Morty and Summer thought, trying not to imagine themselves in the place of the man or woman.
"Don't look away, the best part is coming." HUE said to them.
"OOOOH, ARTHUR!" The woman screamed in pleasures
''Oooh! Susan I knew you were a squirter, but hawt damn!" Arthur said.
Morty blushed brighter from that as he felt his pants getting tighter, trying to cover it up so Summer didn't see it.
"I-I gotta use the bathroom! Be right back!" Morty shouted as he quickly ran off.
"Ah, he is going to lose the rest of the movie" Hue said in his a.i voice.
"Ah, he is going to miss the rest of the movie." HUE said in his a.i voice.
"I-I'm sure he'll b-be back soon." Summer said, stuttering as she continued to watch the movie's sex scene.
'God im so freaking horny' Morty thought, his boner now much more noticeable 'I haven't masturbated ever since i got here'
Three days in space just seem so much longer than on Earth, so Morty felt like he hadn't had time to himself in over a month.
Once inside the bathroom he took down his pants, letting his friend out to breath and jerk off a little finally.
"Oooooh, god! It has been too long!" Morty said in relief, standing before the toilet as he imagined himself in the movie.
It was time to yan it to his heart's content, what he did not expect was that the more he imagined himself in some sexy fantasy involving the movie, the woman in question was changing too.
"Mmmm, oh. Yes…oh yeah, baby." Morty muttered softly, shutting his eyes and imagining the woman was giving him a strip tease.
"Oh yeah, do you like that little man?" The woman said "I bet you always wanted these curves just for you"
"Mmmm, oh yeah. And right now, that's gonna be a dream come true." Morty said with a grin in his fantasy.
"I can't wait to have that in my mouth" Her orange hair waved.
'Wait, orange hair?' Morty thought before seeing her bare breasts exposed, making him forget his concerns.
"What do you think of these bad boys?" The woman asked.
"Oh yeah" He said, loving the view "They are so big and perky"
"Then why don't you come close and give them a little squeeze?" The woman asked, leaning closer.
"I thought you never asked," Morty said before he went to grope those breasts with all the hornyness he could muster.
"Mmmm, that feels amazing, Morty! Don't stop feeling up my tits!" The woman moaned, enjoying the sensation of his hands groping her.
"Oooh yeah bitch im gonna make sure these puppies are fondled til your nipples are so erect they poke someone's eyes out"
"Hopefully not yours! I want you to look at my tits, I want you to look at ALL of me as much as you want!" The woman said, leaning into his touch.
"Then allow myself" He said putting his face in between them "Hmm~I knew they were soft"
The woman moaned as she straddled Morty and held his head into her breasts.
'Oh fuck, yes! That's it!' Morty thought as he began rubbing faster in his fantasy.
What he would give to have a woman of this level of sexyness just for him to have fun with all day long.
"Mmm, yes! Yes, Morty! Don't stop!" The woman said as her voice was seemingly familiar.
"Ooooh yeah I'm gonna cum!" Morty said before opening his eyes.
In his fantasy, Morty looked up to the face of the woman and saw the sexy, beautiful woman whose breasts he was smothering himself in were SUMMER'S!
"Give your big sis all that baby batter and lets make a Sasuke to our Naruto"
Morty moaned in shock and surprise but found this even MORE arousing as outside of the Morty was almost screaming in pleasure as he unleashed his load into the ship's bathroom toilet!
"Oh shit..." He realized it now after the post nut clarity "I think i am sexualy atracted to Summer"
What Morty didn't know about this was that HUE was observing him from above while Summer was watching through a crack in the doorway.
"The movie is finally over, not sounding rude HUE but i choose the movie next time" Summer said.
"Agreed, Summer, but I think something else requires your attention." HUE said.
"What is it? Something wrong with the ship?"
What Morty didn't know about this was that HUE was observing him from above while Summer was finishing the movie on the bridge.
"The movie is finally over, not sounding rude, HUE, but I choose the movie next time." Summer said, blushing and wiping sweat from her brow.
"Agreed, Summer, but I think something else requires your attention." HUE said.
"What is it? Something wrong with the ship?" Summer asked.
"No, the ship is fine, as am I. But I believe something is wrong with Morty." HUE said before he changed the screen to the top bathroom. "Beginning previous bathroom feed."
'There's a camera in the bathroom?!' Summer thought in shock.
HUE then proceeds to show exactly what Morty was doing previously and currently in great detail.
'HUE recorded Morty masturbating?!' Summer thought in shock.
Not just in forced to see her brother pleasure himself but also seeing how big Morty's manhood was!
'Jesus christ...was Mortys dick always that big and large? How the hell does he even hide that thing in his pants daily?' Summer thought while seeing it.
HUE didn't stop the video feed and Summer didn't ask him to, watching for mustard to finish as Morty climaxed into the toilet and spoke one line after he was done.
"Oh shit…I think I am sexually attracted to Summer."
"Wait what?" Summer wondered if she heard that right, did he really say that?
"I believe Morty admitted that he finds you sexually attractive, Summer. I do not disagree since most men do not find the mother of their child hideous." HUE said.
Summer face palmed "T-This is different, HUE...I talk to you later" She said before walking off the room.
"Where are you going, Summer?" HUE asked her.
"I'm gonna have a little heart to heart with my brother HUE do me a favor and do not monitor us" She said to the A.I seriously.
"Very well, Summer. You and Morty will have complete privacy." HUE said.
"Good." Summer said but had a tiny plus on her face as she recalled what Morty said over and over in her mind.
*Meanwhile...*
"Man that was wild" Morty said after coming out of the bathroom.
'Thank god, the bathroom has air freshener and strong scented soup.' Morty thought as he covered his tracks.
Coming to the conclusion that he saw his sister that way was still fresh on his mind, but now that he thinks about it Summer did have very large proportions that he found sexy on a woman, she had grown quite nicely over the years.
'Oh god, what am I going to do with these new feelings?' Morty thought, making his way back to his quarters on the Galaxy One.
What he didn't know was that just around the corner Summer was power walking towards it and they were just one turn from meeting.
And when both turned down the hallway leading to the gravity lift to take them up to the rooms, Morty and Summed stood in shock of each other when their eyes met.
"Summer?/Morty?" They both said.
"H-Hey sis I was just going back to the room, hopefully I didn't take too long"
"N-No. You just missed the last few minutes of the movie." Summer said, crossing her arms and glancing away. "Pretty disappointing ending, though. So don't worry about it."
"Thanks, I guess." Morty said before walking closer to the gravity lift.
"I...Uhm..Just wanted to thank you again for doing this with me, I know how hard it is sometimes to go against Rick" Summer said.
"Hey, it's no problem. Honestly, sometimes I wish I stood up to Rick a long time ago. I just…can't get over my nervousness sometimes." Morty said, feeling his anxiety coming back.
"He is the smartest man alive, and he is also the pettiest man alive, who knows what he will do to you if you piss him off," Summer said.
"I don't. He's done that by wiping my fucking mind." Morty said, rubbing his hair. "Oh! I also never thank you for…dealing with us when things went wrong."
"It's no problem. I just didn't want you or Rick to forget about each other…..or me." Summer said, moving closer and putting her hand on his shoulder.
Morty felt a jolt thanks to her touch, his member reacting in unison by what he was thinking and doing not too long ago "Y-Yeah likewise"
'I need to get to my room, now!' Morty thought as he moved away and jumped into the gravity lift.
But Summer quickly followed as she still needed to talk to him, whether Morty wanted to or not.
"Morty Wait! I am not done talking to you" Summer said.
'We need to talk about this now or else, we're gonna die along with Naruto.' Summer thought in worry for herself, her son, and the father of his child.
'We need to talk about this now or else, we're gonna die along with Naruto.' Summer thought in worry for herself, her son, and the father of his child.
But what Summer forgot is that when you're leaving a gravity lift, the sudden change when you're moving too fast sometimes works against you.
So as Morty and Summer landed on the floor with their rooms, Summer trips on the bottom of the entrance way!
"WOAH!" Summer let out as Morty turned to her.
"What t-"
Morty's voice was soon cut as his sister fell on top of him, both of them now on the floor with a thud.
"UGH!" Summer said, landing with a grunt.
"HMHMHMHMHPM" Morty's voice was muffled as he tried to speak.
"Huh? What did you say, Morty?" Summer asked and wondered why he couldn't speak right now.
Summer got her bearings again and noticed that her big and supple rack was in his face like two big water balloons preventing his voice from being heard.
'Oh my god! He's in my titties!' Summer thought with wide eyes and a blush.
'Oh my god! I'm in her titties?!' Morty thought in shock and his face turned completely red.
This had an immediate reaction as Morty's lower half woke up and started to rise up, it did not help when Summer tried to get up and only made her bobos and crotch move against his body.
'He feels even bigger than I saw!' Summer thought in shock and awe.
'Oh god, if she keeps moving like this, I might cum!' Morty thought, struggling to keep his rod under control.
"Hmmm~" Summer stopped trying to get up and instead unconsciously started moving her body back and forth instead, her womanly instincts wanting more of what she was feeling in his legs.
Morty yelped, still muffled, in surprise of her actions as he stopped struggling for a moment.
"I saw it...I saw you jerking off thinking of me Morty. Do I really make you feel like this?" Summer asked him, breathing heavily while at it.
'She saw me?!' Morty thought in shock as Summer pushed up a bit, slowing him to properly breathe and speak.
"You have such a huge cock bro, is that really all yours or did you rob something from rick?" She asked with a smirk.
'She saw me?!' Morty thought in shock as Summer pushed up a bit, allowing him to properly breathe and speak.
"You have such a huge cock bro, is that really all yours or did you rob something from Rick?" She asked with a smirk.
"Um….I-I-…You see…" Morty stuttered, unable to fully make a sentence.
"HUE showed me the whole thing and you know what? While I was shocked I was also really impressed"
'So HUE recorded me the whole time?! What the fuck?!' Morty thought.
"I-I-I kind of use the growth ray you used after Ethan dumped you. I m-managed to figure it out and used it to sort of "upgrade" myself." Morty admitted without thinking.
"I knew it, it's impressive you managed to do that, you're so smart Morty" Summer said, now straddling on top of his lap.
"U-Um, t-thanks. B-But could you g-get off me?" Morty asked with his stutter still continuing.
"Do you really want me to get off you? Honestly?" Summer's brain was getting more and more loose with the situation.
"Um…well, yes. I-I kind of need to get it in my room now." Morty said, glancing towards his room.
'To his room, huh?' Summer thought as she got up.
"Okay." She said to Morty, helping him up from the floor. "Let's go."
"Y-Your coming to my room as well?" He said, trying to hide his boner.
"Yep. Now let's go." Summer said, pulling Morty to his room. "And HUE, no watching like I said."
"I know, Summer." HUE said.
'What is happening?' Morty said, his brain not able to read this situation, not with all blood running to his dick.
Before Morty could reply any further, he was brought into his room on the ship and watched Summer shut/lock the door behind them.
"There. Now, let's just take a seat on the bed." Summed said, hiding Morty to his bed and making him sit down.
"O-Ok look Summer w-what you saw was..." He tries to explain.
"Were you thinking about me while masturbating? I know." Summer said, leaning down and in Morty's face. "And I have to say, I'm kind of flattered."
"Wait...really? I thought you would be disgusted and call me a perverted creep" Morty said, surprised at her reaction.
"Morty, after everything we've been through, do you really think me not calling you a pervert is the weirdest?" Summer asked him.
"I mean...its only natural to think that, I made a incest baby by accident because of my pervertness"
"Maybe but I love Naruto with all of my heart. I never thought I could love a giant baby so much but I do." Summer said, slowly cupping Morty's face. "And I have you to thank for that, so much."
"Yeah...even if the reason was quite strange, what happened?"
"Strange or not, I don't regret meeting and raising Naruto." Summer said, moving closer to Morty.
"I...me too...I don't want to regret it, I don't want to act like it never happened and put it under the rug with some excuse like Rick does"
"And once again, that's what makes more of a man than Rick will ever be." Summer said before patting her lips and kissing him.
"Hhmh?" Morty was surprised at that but the more she kissed him the more he wanted to keep going at it, so eventually he gave up and reciprocated the kiss.
Both of them moaned as Summer moved closer, pushing Morty to lay on the bed as she sat in his lap and kept kissing him. Morty moved his hands to her thighs and gently moved his hand over them.
'Mmmm, his hands are so gentle.' Summer thought.
'Her thighs feel so soft and supple to the touch and her smell is so good too, damn my sister is hot' He thought to himself.
Morty moved one hand up to Summer's chest, slowly moving up her shirt and softly clenching her boob.
"God..." He broke the kiss before kissing her neck "Your so freaking hot Summer, even though I just came you made me rock hard like it never happened"
"Really? Then I better help you with it this time. I don't want you to be uncomfortable." Summer said, moving away and moving to her knees as she unbuckles Morty's pants.
"Y-You better be ready Sis, i-if you think i'm big now wait til it comes out of my pants"He mused.
'Oh god, that sounded so cheesy. How cute.' Summer thought with a giggle.
Though when she did remove his pants, there was nothing 'cute' about what she saw spring out, straight into her face, making her know the difference between seeing it on a video and seeing it up close and personal.
"HOLY SHIT!" Summer screamed in shock, gazing at his cock in awe. "How big did you make yourself?!"
'It looks as big as my forearm!' Summer thought as she felt a heat rise in her.
"Big enough to make girls like you react like that" Morty smirked "So i would say big enough"
'I knew 20 inches was long enough.' Morty thought as Summer grabbed it with both hands.
"Fucking hell, I'm so gonna get a sore jaw when I suck this thing." Summer said scared and aroused.
"Well, if you're too scared to try." Morty said in a mocking tone, grinning a bit to tease.
"Bitch did I ever say I would not go for it?" She said before letting her tongue and going straight for the tip of his manhood, sucking on it like it was a candy cane.
Morty yelped in surprise, jolting up on his bed as Summer made sure he couldn't move.
The smell and taste was strong! It went into her nostrils making Summer's eyes roll to the back of her head as if she was getting high but she did not stop, she kept slurping that mighty cockhead to her heart's desire, hands roaming around his pent up balls, looking really full.
'Oh my god! He tastes like nothing I've ever had before! I can't stop myself from wanting more and more!' Summer thought.
Morty grithed his teeth as Summer sucked him hard, slowly putting more and more of his member in her mouth 'Oooh fuck! No one ever did this to me before shit! The closest I got was cuddling with Planetina'
'Don't think about her anymore! You've got Summer now!' Morty's lustful side shouted at him.
Summer really put her mouth to work, the wet sloppy sounds being quite audible, her eyes focusing solely on his cock, moaning and grunting a lot.
'Come on! You're halfway to the base! Just a bit more!' Summer thought with a slurp, moving one hand to play with Morty's balls too.
"Ooooh shit!" Morty grunted from that "Geez you're really good at this, how many dicks did you suck in life?"
Summer was too busy sucking him off to answer, so she just put up one finger and pointed to Morty.
"Just me and you're this good?! That has to be a goddamn lie!" Morty said with another moan.
Though she didn't care as she was bobbing her head up and down frenetically, slobbering his cock with her saliva as if she really wanted to eat him, her hands massaging his balls like they were her favorite toy.
'Almost got it! Almost!' Summer thought as she relaxed her throat more! 'I'm not stopping till this road I'm down my throat and he cums right into my stomach!'
Almost like he was reading her mind, Morty's hands went above her head only to grab hold of it and push her down, deeper to get his whole cock while groaning for her to suck it harder.
'Come on, Summer! I'm so close! You can do it!' He thought as his toes curled in his shoes.
Summer was sure that she heard his balls gurgling and bubbling before his dick that she was gagging on was getting warmer.
'He's close! Come on, Summer! Bring your baby daddy home!' Summer thought!
"I'M CUMMING!" Morty screamed, holding still to her head as he blasted off wanting her to swallow all of it.
SPLURT!
Summer instantly gagged by how much was shot down her throat, her mouth filling up as she tried her best to swallow it all.
'Holy shit! His cock is a whipped cream factory!' She thought as her eyes widened.
As Morty came down her throat, Summer herself was cumming as her white pants now had a giant white spot spreading down her legs.
"OoOOoh..." Morty sighed in relief, a smile adorning his face after stopping his den "Ooh geez"
Summer swallowed down the last of what she could handle before she grabbed his hips and slowly pulled herself off of Morty's mighty cock.
As she pulled back, she couldn't help but lick her lips, catching the lingering taste. The room was filled with the aroma of raging hormones, and she felt a mix of satisfaction and indulgence from the experience. Summer glanced up, a playful smile on her face, her eyes sparkling with a hint of mischief as she savored the moment.
"Well, I didn't think you were that much of a man but I was wrong. You're more than any man I've ever met." She said as she wiped some cum off her lips and kicked it off her finger.
"Thanks I guess, but I can be more manly if you want to take this more seriously" Morty said with a smirk.
"Well, I didn't think you were that much of a man but I was wrong. You're more than any man I've ever met." She said as she wiped some cum off her lips and kicked it off her finger.
"Thanks I guess, but I can be more manly if you want to take this more seriously." Morty said with a smirk.
"Really? I was thinking the exact same thing. But let's see if you can back up that big talk, big man." Summer said as she stood up.
"Show me what you got sis, I can handle it" He said with confidence, he never expected Summer to be this much of a slut for him.
Summer nodded at this before she SLOWLY took off her top and pants, exposing her fit and naked body for her soon-to-be lover.
"Whoa! Damn Summer you always had that much thickness to you?"
'Did she figure out the machine without me or Rick knowing?' Morty thought.
If she became like that either with science or a second puberty was irrelevant to him now, all he cared about was that she looked sexy.
"You want some of this?" Summer said as she groped her own tits.
"Not just some. ALL of it." Morty said, looking at all of Summer.
From her amazing tits to her sexy legs.
She smiled at this while getting on bed, crawling towards Morty in all of her sensuality before cupping his face and kissing him with more intensity, her boobs and erect nipples rubbing against his chest.
"Mmmm!" Morty moaned as he leaned back again, holding Summer's thighs again but this time feeling her smooth skin and strong leg muscles.
Summer stops kissing him "God you make me so horny! Stupid hung big brother, I want you to freaking plow me now"
"That's what I want, too! I'm so fucking ready, Summer!" Morty said between breaths.
'All that experience from that sex robot is about to pay off!' Morty thought, barely even remembering that robot now.
Summer smiled at this, enjoying how much of an effect she had on her hung brother, which in turn she quickly arranged her body to get into the perfect pose for some cowgirl action.
"Now let's get rid of that pesky virginity of yours with some real pussy," She said, licking her lips.
"Then ride 'em, cowgirl!" Morty said, excited and horny.
With the delicacy of a bitch in heat, Summer slams! Herself onto her brother's manhood, feeling her insides quickly filled by his cock as if its presence was enough to make her stop the moment she did it.
"UUUUUUUUH!" Summer moaned loudly as her pussy stretched like never before!
"Ooooh Shit!" Morty said out loud "You're so freakin tight!"
'More like you're so damn big!' Summer thought.
Summer never really had to deal with guys with a cock as massive as her brother, it was so big and rugged, almost like it was made just for her.
"S-Stay just like that I ride this monster soon enough"
"B-But what if I want to hump a bit?" Morty asked with a small wince.
"I'll let you know when I-I'm ready. Okay?" Summer said to him.
Her hips started to move slowly, going up and down, feeling that thing go inside in and out of her pussy, it was a feeling she could barely describe.
"Huh! Huh! Huh!" Summer huffed with each bounce as endurance was slowly rising.
"Ooh shit! Yeah yeah! Thats right SUmmer, ooh fuck, it feels so good, make me feel like this more! Ooooh" Morty moaned.
'Still confident, I see. I'll let him keep doing that before I get my groove and kick it up a notch.' Summer thought as she put her hands behind her head.
'Ok Morty don't blow too soon now, you gotta impress her, don't be pathetic now'
Morty grunted suddenly as Summer began gyrating her hips around like a belly dancer. She was adjusting to his size quicker than he thought.
"Oooh Geez! Y-You can move like that?" He said mid moan, biting his lower lip as the pleasure intensified.
"Yeah, I can! Do you want more of this?" Summer asked with a grin.
"Y-Yes! Oh god, I want more!" Morty said, clenching her thighs even tighter!
"Then hold on tight, your big sister is about to ride this huge freaking cock like a pony!"
Summer leaned down and slammed her hands beside Morty's head, staring at him with a lustful gaze as she raised her hips up again.
'Oh fuck, she's about to get crazy.' Morty thought, sensing this.
*Back on Earth*
Back on earth it felt like they had just left a few moments ago, maybe because of the change of time and what not of hyperspace travel.
"What do you mean they left?!" Beth asked Rick.
"That's exactly what I mean! Morty and Summer took off with my spare ship in this quote unquote rescue mission!" Rick said with his hands on his hips.
"And why didn't you think to tell us that you had a spare ship they could steal?" Jerry asked, crossing his arms.
"Because I didn't want to waste time showing it if I was never gonna use it, Jerry!" Rick said to him.
"Well thanks to your laziness Rick, our kids are now in some area in space" Jerry rubbed his forehead "I mean it's not new but still, they are alone there"
"Unless this second ship you kept from us has some robots to keep them company?" Space Beth asked, her hands on her hips. "Or at least a nice AI."
"The ship has both but HUE is a prototype AI that talks back too much. So I stuck him in that ship so I wouldn't have to deal with him." Rick said.
"Cool, is that like Jarvis from Iron man? Surely having something like that for conversation would be too much for a guy who just wants to hear a yes to his every command" Jerry said.
"You mean like you, Jerry?" Rick asked.
"Okay, enough bickering. Dad, tell us you have a way to track your second ship or override it to make it come back." Beth said, moving in front of her husband.
"You don't think I tried that? HUE must've shut it off somehow! Ugh, that just shows why he's a prototype! He's supposed to be loyal to ME alone, not my grandchildren!" Rick said with a groan.
"I already like him, think we can somehow invite him for christmas?" Jerry said with a smirk.
"Or get a digital copy for my ship?" Space Beth asked, also smirking.
"No! No one is copying HUE! And no one better bothers me as I go to my lab and find a new way to track Summer and Morty before crazy shit happens!" Rick said, stomping to the garage.
"You guys underestimate those two two much, sure they are still kids in a way but after all the shit they went through? I bet they can handle themselves right now just fine, what's the worst that can happen?" Space Beth said.
"Is that a genuine question or a sarcastic one?" Jerry asked.
"Take it how you want, Jerry." Space Beth said as she and Beth walked into the den.
*Back in the Galaxy One*
"Ahn! Ahn! Ahn! Ahn! Ahn! AHN!"
The sounds of intense and hot love making filled Morty's room as he and Summer had switched positions as the older woman was laying on the bed and holding Morty close on top of her.
"Take it! Take it all you bitch, take my huge cock in that tight little pussy!" Morty screamed.
"Yes! Oh fuck yes! I want it all, give it to me, Morty!" Summer moaned.
Mrty hips moved like a blur, moving as fast as he could, almost as if he was letting out not just his lust but his anger too, dominating his bitch of a sister sexualy making him feel like a real manly man.
"TAKE IT ALL!" He grunted loudly before shooting.
"OOOOOOOH!" Summer screamed as she held Morty close, grabbing his hair. "Morty!"
Thinking at the same time, Morty and Summer kissed deeply.
With that kiss of passion and one final thrust of the hips, his balls and cheeks clench up before releasing a torrent of cum deep inside Summer, filling her up like a balloon as it squirts, but not just him, she also came the moment he exploded inside her.
SPLURT! SPLURT! SPLUUUUUURT!
Ropes of cum filled Summer's pussy as she still kept Morty close, still wanting more even as she was being filled.
'So much! It's so much! OOooh fuck! Morty you cum like a freaking geyser, i want all of it inside me until im bloated'
'Shit! It's like she's milking my dick dry! I can't fucking stop!' Morty thought.
She would totally get pregnant with how much of his seed he dumped inside her, but he didnt care, all he did care was how hot it felt to impregnate his sister in such a rough way.
And all she cared about was embracing and accepting the father of her child as her official lover.
"Phew..." Morty said before he stopped cumming, now looking at her eyes "That was wild"
"Y-Yeah…it was." Summer said, smiling softly. "That was the best sex I've ever had…even though it was the only sex I've ever had."
"Looks like I popped your V-card then? I feel really special" Morty said with a smirk.
"Hehehehe yeah I guess but I have to ask, was I better than that sex robot Rick got you?" Summer asked with a smirk.
"Oh, it's like that is it? In that case, yeah. You were a HELL of a lot better." Morty said as he laid on her chest again. "I almost don't care if I got you pregnant "again.""
"Good cuz I don't either." Summer said as she hugged him. "I don't mind if we had a "Sasuke" or "Sakura" so Naruto doesn't get lonely after we save him."
Morty chuckled at the names as he realizes that his sister/lover is a secret anime nerd. It made her even more attractive in his eyes.
"You sexy ass Nerd" Morty said before kissing her.
"Mmmm." Summer moaned back, caressing his head as they laid in bed together.
This trip would be much better now if they could do things like this more often.
-3 days later, the rescue of Naruto-
"We have arrived at the Destination" HUE said.
"Great. I'm ready to fuck up whoever these guys are and save my son." Morty said, loading a laser rifle and putting it on his back.
"Caution is advised, if they expected Rick to show up then their defenses are gonna be on high alert" HUE said.
"But they don't know us. Which means we've got the element of surprise on our side." Summer said.
"And we have the best guns you could provide us with," Morty said.
"It will take more than guns, Morty. Do you both have a plan of some sort?" HUE asked in worry of his first friends.
Summer hummed as she rubbed her chin, an idea coming to mind as she snapped her fingers.
"HUE, you said robot drones were on this ship, right? Can you make one of them sound like Rick with a hologram face?" Summer asked.
"I believe it can and I think I'm liking where this idea is going." HUE said.
"Just make sure he only acts like Rick rather than downloading his whole personality and what not you got based on your database, the least we need right now is a Robo Rick gaining sentience and going wild" Morty said with caution, already used to shit going down.
'Don't need a repeat of hologram Rick when I was being controlled by that death crystal.' Morty thought.
"Agreed, Morty. S.A.M.E.S. robot disguised as Rick heading to the dining area now." HUE said.
Summer and Morty turned to the entrance as the door opened, revealing a robotic humanoid with a blue head in Rick's clothes. A holographic projection soon came and made it look exactly like Rick's face.
"Looks as stupid as the real deal...perfect!" Summer said with a smirk.
"And with him, we can save Naruto and leave Scott free. Chances are, they might demand that Rick stays in Naruto's place." Morty said.
"A high possibility. Also, we are getting an encrypted message from the kidnappers, as well as coordinates to land." HUE said.
"Read the message for us HUE," Morty said.
"Of course, Morty." HUE said before reading the message. "The message says, "Rick Sanchez and his potential associates are to come off the ship for a trade. The young, incest baby known as Naruto for Rick himself. No weapons are to be brought, including the cybernetics inside of Rick Sanchez. If these conditions are not met, the baby dies."
"Why does everyone have to call it the incest baby? Geez, but if he doesn't want Rick with cybernetics that means he will probably analyze our Rick and see he is not the real deal, what do we do?" Summer asks.
"Maybe HUE could hack into their scanners and mess with them to make it seem like Robo Rick is human?" Morty suggested.
"It could be possible but I would need to be close enough to intercept their signal." HUE said.
"If Rick put half as much effort in building you as he did most of his stuff? I bet you can do it HUE, we just gotta distract the bad guy long enough for that to happen. Like his background and stuff" Summer said.
"Yeah. We keep him talking, maybe get some answers on why they went after Naruto or how they shrunk him." Morty said.
"Let's just go already, I'm getting antsy!" Summer said.
With her son so close and him finally a normal size, Summer wasn't going to let the chance to take Naruto home and raise him slip through her fingers!
'Hang on, Naruto. Mommy and daddy are here.' Summer thought.
After the ship landed at the exact coordinates, Summer, Morty, and "Rick" came out as two aliens in suits were standing with their arms crossed. In between them, was an alien looking baby carrier that held Naruto right inside!
"So...which of you is the mastermind behind this" Morty asked.
"Neither. We just work for them. We're just here for the scan and the trade." One of them said as they pulled out a scanner. "First, we check if Rick Sanchez is weaponless and his cybernetics are off."
'Okay, HUE, this is it.' Morty thought with a gulp.
"You bitch, Rich Sanchez is never weaponless, he is! The weapin wubba lubba dub dub!" The fake Rick said, doing a twirl.
Everyone cringed at this as Summer facepalmed with a head shake.
"Rick, please." Summer said with a groan.
'HUE, please let the scan work.' Summer thought.
"Okay, moving on from that." One alien said before scanning "Rick" quickly. "Okay, the scan shows…no cybernetic weapon systems on. Good."
"Can we have the baby now?" Morty said.
"Yeah! We've kept up our end of the deal, so give us Naruto." Summer said, crossing her arms.
"Yeah, yeah, sure. Give us Rick Sanchez and you get your little abomination." The other alien said, nodding to his associate.
"DON'T you ever call him that." Summer said with a glare.
The aliens weren't threatened as one of them pushed the baby carrier over to the as "Rick" put his hands in his pockets and walked forward.
"Betrayed by my own flesh and Blood, what a twist" Fake Rick said.
"Hey! You literally said I'm just a brain shield for you. What did you expect?" Morty asked as he crossed his arms, adding real facts to make the Fake Rick seem real.
"And you used math and shit to say we're both pieces of shit equally. I'll take my baby over you any day." Summer said.
"Jeez, really? Man, you're more of an asshole than the legends say." The alien said as he passed Fake Rick.
"Whatever, even like this, I'll find a way out." Fake Rick said with nonchalant confidence.
"Unlikely." The alien said before stopping in front of Morty and Summer. "Here's your shrunken giant baby. It's permanent by the way, so if you don't like it, deal with it."
"That's fine by me. He's still my baby." Summed said as she opened the carrier, smiling happily at the sleeping Naruto.
"Also giant babies are not normal where we come from" Morty said before petting Naruto in the head, feeling a bid sad that he put a innocent life like this in danger because of his stupidity "Lets go"
"I'll see you kids at home." Fake Rick said before the aliens pulled out a device, catching him with an energy dome. "Um, I might be a bit late."
"See you, Rick." Summer said, picking up Naruto and walking back into the Galaxy One with Morty.
'Thank you, HUE!' They thought as the hanger closed and the ship rose into the air.
"Welcome aboard, I suppose this is our new guest?" HUE said scanning naruto for anything out of the ordinary.
"Yeah, this is him. Now let's get out of here before they realize that Rick isn't Rick." Morty said as they walked into the bridge.
"Yeah, HUE. Set a course for home and also, could you check if there's a way to make any diapers for Naruto?" Summer asked.
"No problem Summer, with the fabricator Rick installed I can make almost anything with it" HUE explained.
"That's great to hear but what will we do once they find out that Rick is a fake?" Morty asked.
"Oh, they will learn soon either way, Morty. It took the liberty of setting a little surprise in the S.A.M.E.S Rick right before it was captured." HUE said as he charged up the lightfold engines.
"Really? What is it?" Summer asked.
"Nothing much, I just took the liberty of installing ninety nine fusion cores inside of its chassis about to detonate in the next three minutes"
"Wait what?!" Morty and Summer said in shock as the Galaxy One lightfolded away from the planet.
Meanwhile with Fake Rick.
"Boss, we brought him." One of the alien goons said, bringing the trapped Fake Rick into a room.
"Well well, looks like you really did care about that little incest baby huh Rick? Color me surprised"
"And color me surprised that it was you of all people that would resort to kidnapping. Kind of a low point, huh, Supernova?" Fake Rick asked, being forced to kneel down.
Sitting in a throne she created, Supernova glared down at "Rick" as she stood up and walked down to him.
"I've done a lot of things that have been considered "low" since you destroyed the Vindicators, Rick. And now, I can do what we are meant to do and destroy the greatest threat to the galaxy. YOU." She said to him,
"Hah! You think I'm a threat? Bitch I may have gotten you all in a saw situation rip off but the one who killed million ants and the train guy was you, not me. Who's the real threat here anyway? Admit it, we are both shitheads, at least I make sure to admit it...once in a while"
"Yes but who will the galaxy believe more when you say who is a hero? Me or you?" Supernova said before telepathically picking up "Rick." "Now, any last words before I put you out of your misery?"
"Yeah, just a question. Can you withstand the explosion of say 99 miniature fusion cores going off all at once?" Fake Rick asked her.
"What? Why?" Supernova asked in confusion and surprise.
"Because I'm not Rick. I'm a bomb." Fake Rick said as the hologram face faded away. "Later BITCH! 3…2…1…"
Supernova eyes went wide in surprise, fear and then anger "RICK SANCHEZ!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
An explosion shook this quadrant of space, the planet that Supernova used for the exchange was no more. All that was left was an unconscious and injured Supernova, floating among the rubble.
Looks like she could survive a 99 miniature fusion core explosion after all.