Bart Trek After the events of The Man Who Came To Be Dinner, the Simpsons escaped Rigel VII in a saucer ship. They then parodied Star Trek…
Plot
The flying saucer ship spun as it drifted through the void of space.
'"Captain's log, stardate, Oooooh! I'm not good at reading calendars…" Homer's voice is heard, doing the captain's log.
"It's 1513.1…" Marge is heard speaking.
Homer groaned, disappointed in his own stupidity.
Bart laughed. We cut to the shop interior. Bart is dressed as Spock. He has a blue Enterprise uniform on.
Homer is dressed as Kirk and is sat in the captain's chair. He growls at Bart annoyed with him mocking his bumbling responses.
"Mmmmm… log…" Oscar moaned while thinking about a Yule log.
Bart face palmed at him.
Lisa as the Borg queen sighed and rolled her eyes. "Honestly Oz…"
"Ooooooh my…" said Akira the sushi chef as Mr Sulu.
"Our position, missionary,.. Hehehehe…" Homer as Captain Kirk chuckled.
Marge gave him a hard look. "Don't talk about our love making in front of the kids!"
Homer sighed.
"Our position is currently orbiting the planet Mars…" Hugo sighed being serious as the captain wouldn't.
Homer scowled at him. He dislikes Hugo.
"Is this gonna be like the salt vampire episode…". Oscar sighed.
Hugo rolled his eyes. "No… it's not the salt vampire episode…"
"You already did that with the Planet Express Crew…" Bart sighed peeved.
"Oh yeah…" said Oscar realised.
"Ooooooh! That sounded like quite an adventure…" said Akira as Mr Sulu.
"I'm going for a nap, Spock you're in temporary command…" Homer yawned.
"Dad no! Don't let Bart run the ship while you sleep…" Lisa as the Borg Queen whined.
Oscar glared at her and did a zip it gesture.
Lisa rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Why haven't you assimilated yet…"
"Because I don't want to…" Oscar said coldly.
"Lis stop assimilating people…" Bart groaned.
"Resistance is futile…" Lisa exclaimed in an authoritative tone.
…
The captain, that's Homer as Kirk, beams down upon the surface of Mars, along with Dr Hibbert as Bones McCoy and a red shirt.
"Ahehehehehe!" Hibbert chuckled. "Captain I'm a doctor, not an explorer!"
Homer shrugged.
"Look the script says you beam down…" Oscar frowned while holding a script.
Dr Hibbert sighed and headed to the transporter.
Hugo gave Dr Hibbert a cold, icy glare.
"Yeah we get it, you're still mad at Dr Hibbert, Monster-face…" Homer sighed. "Beam us down Scotty!"
"Ach!" Groundskeeper Wille operated the transporter beam thing.
"Wouldn't it make more sense for Dad to be Scotty…" Bart sighed.
"No because Scotty is Scottish…" said Oscar as the captain, the ship's doctor and a red shirt transported away.
"But Scotty is fat too…" Bart as Spock sighed.
"Look just because you're the overly logical space elf!" Oscar snapped.
Hugo snickered in a wry manner. "They're called Vulcans Oz…"
Oscar morphed into a six foot tall rubber chicken that squeaks and glared at Hugo.
Bart face palmed.
A moment of reality hits Bart as Spock.
"Uh Oz… Mars hasn't been terraformed yet like it has when you visited it in the 31st century…"
"And…" Oscar still as six foot tall rubber chicken asked curtly.
"They'll need space suits so they can breath…" Hugo sighed.
Oscar morphed back to human and snapped his fingers. Homer, Dr Hibbert and the red shirt were now in space suits and no longer choking.
"Oh how convenient…" Homer gasped trying to breath.
"Well Ahehehehe! We're in better shape than those guys…" said Dr Hibbert pointing somewhere.
Timmy Turner was suffocating and turning blue from the lack of oxygen. "Cosmo you idiot!" He gasped.
Cosmo shrugged.
Cohaagen was choking with a swollen red face and bulging eyes.
"Okay that's disgusting…" Homer groaned.
…
The ship.
"Oz what is the point of sending the captain to an uninhabited planet with no air…" Bart sighed.
"It is inhabited… by Martians…" said Oscar giving him a hard look.
Bart winced.
"Who do you think we import Mars bars from…" Oscar sighed.
Bart face palmed.
"Oh wait, you Yanks call 'em Three Musketeers bars, or Milky Ways." Oscar sighed.
"Will you shut up?!" Bart yelled.
Oscar huffed and crossed his arms.
Eric hushed Bart with a finger on lips gesture.
"Well there is a strip mine on Mars in Star Trek…" Hugo sighed.
"Do they have strip poker there?" Oscar asked.
Hugo face palmed.
"How about a naked old guy spewing flowers?!" Teddy suggested.
Oscar gawked at his living teddy bear thing. "Okay even I think that's weird…"
"Oz just get back to your station…" Bart groaned.
"I'm on security… I don't have a station…" Oscar sighed.
"Well guard the food replicator then… so Teddy stops ordering fish of the day…" Bart groaned.
Oscar frowned and went off to patrol the ship, armed with a phaser.
Hugo sighed and read his star map computer terminal.
"Space beatnik…" Oscar rasped.
"Butter eating freak…" Bart retorted.
"Pointy eared knob jockeying…" Oscar snapped.
Marge as Uhura sighed. "Can't you two get along?!"
"He started it!" Oscar and Bart point at each other.
"Guys I have to monitor this star chart on the alpha quadrant…" Hugo frowned.
Meanwhile on Mars, there was native life there. But…
"Visitors make me very, very angry…" said Marvin the Martian.
Homer grimaced baffled at the fourth wall.
…
Food machines. Hank as a hologram and Ratchet are fixing a food machine. Well Ratchet is fixing it, Hank is reading out if the appropriate 3D printer data is available in the machine. Ie its memory can reproduce certain food still..
"Roast chicken…" Hank sighed.
"Check." Ratchet sighed while the red haired boy with purple goggles turned a monkey wrench.
"Sausage." Hank read a list of foods the food machine should be creating.
"Check…"
"Haggis…" Hank asked.
"Over my dead body…" Ratchet hissed in disgust.
"Ratchet… Groundskeeper Willie as Scotty is a valued crew member! We have to provide him with his native dish…" Hank berated him.
"He operates the transporters. Anyone can do that…" Ratchet sighed.
"Haggis…" Hank frowned.
"I'm going on a break…" Ratchet dropped his monkey wrench, it clattered on the floor.
"Haggis…" Hank seethed.
Oscar arrived on security patrol. "Hi Ratchet."
"Sup," The red haired goggle boy greeted the brown haired goggle boy.
Hank glared murderously at Oscar.
"Hey jerk…" Oscar greeted him curtly.
"Go to hell! Pervert!" Hank screamed.
Oscar switched off his light bee, a nut sized hologram generator.
"Thanks… I'm taking a break now…" Ratchet high fives him.
Oscar shrugged. "Yeah, Rimmer being an ass to Lister ain't comedy… I'm taking a break too…"
Ratchet shrugged.
Hank turned himself on again. "How rude! Why I oughta!" Oscar switched him off again.
"Note to Grampa 3000 AI… I'll work for the crew, but I ain't working with the hologram of someone who hates my guts… pick someone else to bring back from the dead as a hologram…" Oscar sighed aloud.
Grampa groaned in an electronic manner because he's the ship's AI…
"Now what did Bart tell me to keep an eye on and prevent… Uh oh…" Oscar gulped.
"Fish!" Teddy demanded at a food machine or replicator.
"Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal." said the machine dispensing a container with food inside.
"Fish!" Teddy demanded again.
Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal." said the machine dispensing a container with food inside.
…
On Mars.
"Uh we come in peace…" said Homer.
Dr Hibbert chuckled. "Ahehehehe!"
"This makes me very, very angry…" said Marvin the Martian.
"Why are you blackface…" Homer frowned.
He's not… his face is hidden in shadow…
"I'm pretty sure Marvin is blackface…" Homer insisted.
Cry me a river…
"Will you take us to your leader?" Homer asked.
"I'm the only native here! Apart from those bird things from instant capsules…" Marvin sighed.
Homer rolled his eyes. Look nothing lives on Mars except in Dr Who!
The ship, bridge.
"Vote Democrat! Go vegan! You will be assimilated…" Lisa as the Borg Queen said in monotone.
Marge sighed.
"Assimilate my butt…" Bart snarked.
Marge sighed. "Can't this crew learn to be nice to each other?"
"Tolerating my brother is futile…" said Lisa as the decapitated Borg Queen head.
"Ooooh! We're picking up a message from the captain! Ooooooooh! My…." said Akira as Mr Sulu.
"Open comms…" Bart sighed.
Homer is on screen. "Okay we're in big trouble. Literally anything we say or do to the Martians makes them very, very angry… in their words…" The captain sighed.
Bart face palmed.
"We will continue to provide Earth with Mars Bars though." said Marvin the Martian. "Isn't that lovely?"
"I… I need a break…" Bart groaned still face palming.
The bedrooms… Ratchet and Oscar are chilling in their bunks.
"I'm gonna eat you little fishy…" Teddy sang while eating one of his seven containers of trout ala crème.
Oscar sighed burying his head into his pillow.
A hologram of Disco Stu turned on. "It's Saturday night! Time to boogie on down!"
Oscar winced. "Grampa 2000… Discu Stu isn't dead…"
Grampa switched off the hologram.
…
On Mars, Ice Warriors cameo'ed.
"Oh god! They're green with Lego people hands!" Homer screamed.
"Good Lord!" Dr Hibbert gasped.
"Anyway why are we here?" Homer asked.
Dunno… visiting the Earth owned strip mines on Mars to check the miners haven't been eaten by native beasts?
Homer shrugged. He arrived a mine along with Dr Hibbert and a red shirt.
"I thought we were checking up on my wife Bernice who might have been replaced by a salt vampire…" Dr Hibbert sighed.
We already parodied that story in my Futurama Fan Fiction…
the mine was active still. Miners in environmental suits were pushing trolleys etc.
"We're fine, we're just overthrowing our bosses because of space communism in a niche PlayStation 2 series…" said the miners referencing Red Faction.
"If no one's heard of your franchise then it ain't funny…" Homer yelled.
"Geo Mod my butt! Half the walls you can't even blow up…" Hibbert scoffed.
"That would break the game's storyline…" a miner sighed.
"I don't care!" Dr Hibbert yelled.
A salt vampire roared. The scary looking grey creature with a mouth sucker lurched about.
"You're not in this episode!" Homer yelled.
"I'm also rebelling against an authoritarian system on Mars…" said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Now you see, everyone's seen Total Recall!" Homer lectured the miners.
Plot 2
The ship, Oscar and Teddy head to the mess hall. Teddy's shot furry legs swing about rapidly in a cartoon manner as he walks.
They arrive and Teddy says something stupid.
"I LIKE CHOCOLATE!"
Everyone face palms exasperated.
"Ted you can't eat chocolate..l it's poisonous to you…" Oscar sighed.
"Oh yeah…" Teddy realised.
"Teddy this is highly illogical…" Bart as Spock sighed.
"Get in the agony booth now! I HATE YOU!" Teddy screamed, grabbing Bart and stuffing him in the agony booth.
Bart wearing a blue Starfleet uniform winced as the Agony Booth lights come on.
The agony booth tumbles about with Bart yelling in pain from inside. "Ay carumba!"
Bart gets out of the agony booth looking frazzled and bruised. And a bit disheveled…
Captain Homer aka Dad then screws up the English language. "MisterSpock, Have, you, made, any, progressyet on, that, report, on, Vega IX?"
"Dad stop using so many commas…" Bart groaned.
"But, that's, how, Kirk, talks…" said Homer.
Bart face palmed.
"Anyway, has anyone seen my toupee?" Captain Homer asked.
Bart laughed. "Oh yeah, the only way you can pull off Kirk's locks is with a toupee… egg head…"
Homer seethed and strangled Bart.
Bart wheezed and gasped.
Oscar and Teddy shrugged.
"Anyhoo Teddy, since you can't have chocolate you'll have to have something else for lunch…" Oscar sighed.
"Pie! I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled with delight.
Everyone muttered and yelled. "Geez… shut up already…" and other annoyed comments.
"I'm just kidding… I ate seven plates of trout earlier… I'm kinda full…" said Teddy feeling bloated.
"I better check on Hibbert and the red shirt…" Homer beamed down again, from an illogical place on the ship.
"Our ship needs a guy called Palak…" said Oscar giggling.
"Indian for spinach… right…" Hugo rolled his eyes.
"And…" Oscar frowned.
"You can't just use Indian food names for alien names…" Hugo sighed.
…
Mars. Homer, Dr Hibbert and a red shirt head back to ship.
"Oh this mission is boring… can we pick some flowers?" Homer groaned.
"Sir nothing grows here… ahehehehe!" Hibbert chuckled.
Homer sighed.
"And besides you're planning on eating the flowers aren't you…" the red shirt sighed.
"Mmmmm… secret shame…" Homer sighed.
"Ahehehehe! Now my nameless and soon to be dead ensign… I'm sure our captain merely wishes to romance his wife when we get back…" Hibbert chuckled.
"No really, I eat flowers. Ugh… secret shame…" said Homer.
Dr Hibbert was speechless over his obsession with eating flowers.
"Flowers are overrated…" Dr Hibbert sulked.
They then find the security in charge of the mine.
"Why are you flat-foots out here?!" Homer asked.
"The miners! They're rebelling!" The guards whined.
"Rebelling?! Against what?!" Homer gasped.
"For space communism!" yelled the miners.
"Blaaaaaaghgaaaahgaaagaaag!" said Tim Curry as his character from Red Alert.
Homer winced.
"Free Mars…" said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Homer scoffed. "Everyone back to work! I don't have time to referee work site pickets!"
The miners sulked and went back to work.
"You unions make me very, very angry!" said Marvin the Martian.
Homer face palmed.
"Let's head back to the ship…" said the red shirt.
Suddenly he died horribly. A um lava creature ate him.
Homer retched as the poor guy screamed. All that was left were bones.
"We should return to ship…" Dr Hibbert said in an ominous manner.
"Ugh… beam us up Scotty…" said Homer. They beam up.
"Thank goodness the Beamer didn't malfunction like that freaky bit in one of the movies when the Vulcan ends up inside out…" said Oscar as the captain and Hibbert arrived.
"That's not funny!" Homer whined.
"What happened to the red shirt…" Bart asked with a frown.
"Oh he died." Homer shrugged.
Marge sighed. "Great… now I have to file a death report…"
…
The bridge.
The crew were exploring a sector, however it was infested with Klingon birds of paradise ships and Romulan war birds.
They were shot at, predictably.
"Oscar! To the gun pods!" said Captain Homer.
Oscar wordlessly obeyed and started firing back on the enemy ships.
"No I want to peacefully negotiate with them! And quote Shakespeare!" Captain Picard whined.
"This is Original Series continuity… baldy…" said Bart as Spock.
Homer growled and strangled Bart. "Baldness is consider attractive!"
The UFO fought off Klingons and Romulans.
"Those Klingons have fannies on their foreheads…" said Oscar giggling.
Teddy rolled his eyes.
Oscar then goofed off again. "Kallae Kistnaeeeee…"
Teddy face palmed. "Not again…"
"The garden gnome prances when my long johns are filled with cheese..." said Oscar being silly.
Bart climbing up to the gun pod to check up on the jabbering from up there face palmed.
"Row, row, row your bagel, gentlemanly in the cream…." Oscar sang in gibberish while swinging the gun pod about and firing erratically.
"Oh cripes! Dose him with Ritalin or something!" Bart yelled.
"Buddy snap out of it!" Teddy shakes Oscar.
"I... have my methods. The festive duck stomp is one way to put your carp together and matriculate." Oscar jabbered.
Teddy face palmed.
"I'm outta here… sort him out or I'm calling the medical bay…" Bart sighed.
"I can't tango without wearing my raspberry fairy pants on my head! Kaloo Kallae!" Oscar yelled
Teddy sighed.
"Trigger tragger zigger nugget!" Oscar rasped swinging the pod about.
"Buddy I'll have to sedate you if you don't stop!" Teddy yelled.
"I need scissors! 61!" Oscar rasped.
Teddy scampers off to leave Oscar to his nonsense.
"Frazzle snazzle…" Oscar sighed calming down.
…
The ship escaped the Romulans and Klingons.
"Phew! Damage report Akira…" Homer asked.
"Phaser shields are down right now captain. Oooooooh myyyy…." said Akira.
Homer sighed and swivelled in his chair. "Wheeeeee! Wheeeee!"
"Dad take this role play seriously…" Hugo groaned.
Homer glared at Hugo.
"Bart's also referencing Scotty in the Jeffries tube scene from That Which Survives…" Hugo sighed.
Bart in a blue uniform was in a Jeffries tube with a nervous look about him as he moved between decks.
"Are the turbo lifts down or something?" Homer asked.
"We were just in a dog fight with Romulans. I'll check…" Akira checks the status of the Turbo lifts.
Meanwhile Oscar annoyed Hologram Hank by playing the clip of the Rigellian woman giving birth and her offspring immediately giving birth and theirs and so on again.
A Rigel VII alien gives birth to spawnlings. Her young cry out, "Gleeeeugh!" As they too give birth. Then the smaller ones cry out and give birth and so on.
Hank screamed in rage offended by anything disgusting.
"Cooooool! Fractal-licious…" Oscar cooed comparing the situation to fractals.
"Buddy please turn that off.. my lunch is about to vacate my belly…" Teddy felt queasy.
Oscar sighed and turned off the clip on his tablet device.
"Why are you picking on me?!" Hank screamed.
"Why are you picking on Ratchet?! He can take unreasonably long breaks if he wants!" Oscar snapped.
Ratchet from his bed gave Oscar a thumbs up.
"Oz you were picking on him last episode…" Teddy sighed.
"Because he stood up for Lisa potato head when she was ruining the thanksgiving turkey hunt…" Oscar retorted.
Teddy sighed.
Oscar started speaking nonsense again. "Kala-"
Hank was suddenly on fire. "It burns! It buuuuuurns!"
Oscar frowned and switched the hologram off.
"Ted, just you wait until you put your legs in my mouth…" said Oscar.
"Whaaaaat?!" Teddy said in a silly tone, like when he found out it wasn't pizza bagel day at lunch.
"Uh sorry I meant. "Just you wait. When you put your legs under the mushroom." said Oscar.
Teddy winced.
"When you sink your teeth into those thick, thick chocolate steaks…" said Oscar talking nonsense.
"Buddy I can't have chocolate… I'll die…" Teddy whined.
"Covered with beans." Oscar added.
"Ay carumba…" Ratchet groaned as the red haired boy with purple goggles buried his head into his pillow to block out Oscar.
"And those hot women, oozing with molten mushrooms…" Oscar continued.
"Right that's it! I'm taking you to the medical bay! Looney!" Teddy yelled.
…
Teddy drags Oscar to the medical bay to be drugged to stop his gibberish.
"So I said to the prancing gnomes. Hey! There's cheese sauce in my pants!" Oscar jabbered.
Teddy face palmed.
"What?" Oscar asked. Teddy frowned at him. "I'm bored, sniff me."
"We're not butchering the story with your weird fetish…" Teddy sighed.
Oscar frowned.
Willie as Scotty passes them. "Ach!"
"Hey Willie…" said Oscar.
Willie waved at him but seemed to be in a bad mood about something.
"Anyway and the seven yellow, stuffed polliwogs, soaking in juice…" Oscar started again.
Teddy face palmed.
Then Lisa as the Borg Queen wanted to assimilate everyone again.
"You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!" said Borg Lisa.
"Waaaaaaait!" Teddy cried. "Can we have some cake before we Assim-mah-lapitate?!" Teddy grinned.
"No." Borg Lisa sighed.
Oscar winced at Teddy.
"What?" Teddy whined.
"Ted, Dino likes cake. In fact so much he eats it till he's sick…" Oscar sighed.
"Stop interrupting me when I'm assimilating you!" Lisa yelled.
"Buzz off, dangling decapitated head thing… We don't wanna be assimilated…" said Oscar.
"Yeah… you already assimilated Ernst Borgnine…" Teddy frowned.
"No that's his surname Ted…" Oscar sighed.
We cut to outside the ship.
"Star date… Uh 3.14…" said Homer.
"Uh… Dad, that's pi…" Hugo sighed.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy screamed with delight.
Hugo seethed.
A siren sounded.
"Oh god what is that?!" Homer yelled.
"It's an urgent comms from Mars." said Hugo.
"Open comms channel…" Homer sighed.
The head of Martian mine security team explained Arnold Schwarzenegger as Quaid was leading a rebellion of miners against their own security team. Arnold cited police brutality style beatings of the miners by guards.
"Damn space communists!" Homer smacked the arm o f his swivel chair.
"Dad! Those guards are obviously corrupt with power!" Lisa asked the Borg Queen yelled.
"Stop assimilating everyone!" Homer yelled at her.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
Marge was now the leafy Orion slave lady from The Cage but blue.
Homer drooled aroused.
"Eeeeeew! Mom! It's not that kind of role play…" Hugo groaned.
Plot 3
The UFO docked at Douglas station.
"Kirk Douglas station…" said Oscar grinning.
Everyone groaned exasperated.
"Oz… shut up…"
Oscar sulked.
"That Kirk Douglas is immortal… surely…" Homer gasped in awe.
Sadly he wasn't… accursed 2020 AD…
"Turn the anti gravity thrusters off slowly Oz…" Hugo asked.
He switched them off immediately. The saucer landed with a loud crash.
The crew lying in small heaps glared at him.
"For routine maintenance and supply…" Hugo sighed. Ie to fix damaged parts of the ship because of Romulan phaser cannons…
Hangar crew were checking over the ship.
"Speaking of maintenance… Scotty is mad about their being no haggis data to generate haggis from the food generators… chop chop…" Hank nagged Ratchet who was asleep in a swivel chair.
Oscar switched Hank off again.
"Ratchet return to your maintenance duties…" Captain Homer sighed.
The red haired boy with purple goggles holding up his overgrown red troll doll hair returned to duty.
"I'm so glad he doesn't scream in gibberish." Bart sighed.
"Ballae nic nyooot dallae!" Oscar screeched.
Bart seethed and face palmed.
"Oscar take a break in the holodeck or something…" Homer sighed.
"Can I take off this fricking visor!" Carl dressed as La Forge yelled.
"No! You're blind! That's how you see!" Homer yelled.
Hugo face palmed.
"You're the one taking this RP seriously…" said Bart.
"Because this is my life! Beam me up Scotty!" Hugo yelled. "And La Forge was in TNG! We're doing OS!"
Yeah but Stewie screaming at Burton to keep on his visor is funny…
Bart scoffed and snorted at Hugo.
…
We'll then set course for the Capital planet.
"I'd rather fly this thing to Capitol city…" Oscar sighed.
"Oz go and play in the Holo Deck…" Hugo sighed.
Oscar sighed and went to the holo decks.
"Oscar continues to vex us… Spock, needs to be portrayed by a far more suitable citizen of Springfield…" Homer monologues.
"Can you stop over using commas…" Hugo groaned.
"Kirk, Always, talks, slowly!" Homer yelled.
Oscar dashes back onto the bridge and snaps his fingers. Khan from The Wrath of Khan is summoned.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" Homer as Kirk yelled.
Bart face palmed.
The holo decks and other rooms. Oscar goes into the snack general, anti gravity room the Simpsons were confined in when Kang and Kodos directed the vessel to Rigel VII.
Teddy followed him, twitching his wet shiny rubbery nose while he sniffed.
Oscar and Teddy floated in the room because gravity had been turned off.
"Uh.. I'm getting giddy buddy… mind turning on the gravity…?" Teddy whined as he floated in the air and desperately tried to swim.
"Gravity on." said Oscar floating close to the floor. He landed on his feet. Teddy however landed very hard and probably broke something inside of himself from the height he feel from.
"Ugh…! That's not funny…" Teddy whined in pain.
Oscar smirked.
He then gives the comms screen orders to play media. "Play that clip of the Rigel VII alien giving birth and her young giving birth and so on, on loop!"
"Gleeeugh! Gleeeeugh! Gaaaaagh! (Squeaky cries)." A Rigel VII squid alien gave birth, then her young gave birth and so on.
Teddy vomited profusely.
Oscar laughed. He then felt hungry.
"Oh yeah the room generates food on request." He ponders what to ask for. "Pizza bagels." He demands.
Pizza bagels appear, the torus shaped food floats about.
Teddy face palmed.
…
The bridge. Hugo is walking about in his yellow Enterprise uniform.
"Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrd!" Homer yelled.
"Homer!" Marge berated him.
"What? He's a nerd…" Homer sighed.
"Dad the narrator insists our ride home be based on a Star Trek episode because he went loopy over the end credits…" Hugo sighed.
"Silence! Nerd!" Homer yelled.
Hugo face palmed.
Marge grumbled at Homer.
"What? I'm a jock, I have to give nerds a hard time…" Homer sighed. "Ain't that right Akira?"
Akira shakes his head.
Oscar walks past wearing nothing but a diaper.
"Oz!" Hugo yelled.
"What?" Oscar asked in loud manner.
"You are not screwing up the episode with mentioning of diapers!" Hugo yelled.
Oscar seethed and stormed off.
"Honestly…" Hugo squeezed the top of his nose frustrated.
Hank seethed enraged.
"Such a weird kid…" Homer commented while sat in the captain's chair.
"Anyway, set course for… Uh… where are we going?" Homer asked.
"We're delivering Mars bars from Mars to Earth..," said Oscar.
Hugo face palmed.
"Right…" Homer sighed.
"This is a stupid mission…" Bart groaned.
"I found this record in the holo deck. Star Trekking across the universe." said Oscar, still in just his diaper.
"That's a Dr Demento albulm, right?" Homer as Kirk asked.
Bart screamed and hid under a terminal.
Marge sighed.