Fun But Shy Girl Presents...

GUEST WRITER TAKEOVER!

Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. They were a duo that shouldn't have worked... but they did... and somehow their relationship resulted in marriage. Now, Wednesday and Enid work at their old school: Nevermore Academy as teachers, raising up an entire new generation; including their own twin teenage daughters: Harmony and Ana. Harmony, who carries both of her mother's special abilities, continues to grow and explore the world with her girlfriend Megan. Ana meanwhile... is a different story...

Part 1 - By Guest Writer: "Shining Writer"

Harmony Addams and her girlfriend: Megan were walking down the halls of Nevermore Academy one day. As they held hands, Harmony said, "Well, one more month until the end of the semester. I can't wait until our exams are over, and we can have our end of semester field trip. I hope this end of semester trip is better than the last one... when mother thought everyone would enjoy a trip to the cemetery." Megan smiled as she said, "You didn't hear? After a lot of parents complained, Wednesday is no longer leading the field trips, and now we're going to the beach. I can't wait to try on my new bikini once we get there. Hey Harmony, don't you have a bikini?" Harmony looked nervous as she said, "Oh. Um... no." Megan then casually said, "Well, we gotta go bikini shopping next weekend, so we can get you something hot to wear at the beach. Then after we go shopping, we can practice our hot beach girl walk at the outdoor pool near the mall. Well then, I gotta go check on my brother. See ya." Then Megan gave Harmony a quick kiss on the cheek, and then ran off. Harmony however looked very nervous as she said to herself, "Oh no."

Then Harmony walked into her dorm room that she shared with her sister: Ana. Harmony immediately saw that Ana had a huge chart on the walls with lots of words, thumb tacks, and strings. A concerned looking Harmony then said, "Um... Ana... what's up with the murder board you set up in our room?" Ana however turned to look at Harmony with a crazed face as she said, "I'm working Harmony! I'm trying to get to the bottom of the world's greatest secret! I must crack the code! I must find the answer!" A very confused Harmony then said, "The answer to what?" Then Ana immediately grabbed Harmony by the collar with wide eyes as she yelled, "I must find the answer to the great question... what does the fox say!?" Then Harmony backed away looking even more confused now as she said, "What do you mean? There are plenty of clips on YouTube that can answer that."

Then as a frustrated Ana put her hands on the sides of her head, she said, "Of course I searched there! But the first thing I found was a video of some guys saying that the sound foxes make is: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! So I thought: okay. That must be the answer. But then when the guys are asked the question again, suddenly the answer changes to: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! And then when the question is asked yet again, suddenly the answer changes once more to: Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! My God! The answer keeps changing! This must be the Mandela Effect going into overdrive! Every time someone asks the question of: what does the fox say, it causes one to be sent to a different dimension where the sound of foxes are different! My God! I think I've been sent through ten different realities already while trying to figure this out! I don't even know what's real anymore! I've entered the multiverse of madness! Aaaahhh!"

Then Harmony held up a backpack filled with food as she calmly said, "I grabbed some tacos on the way here. You want some?" Then suddenly Ana looked much calmer and happier as she said, "Ooo! Tacos! Gimme!" Then as Harmony and Ana prepared to eat a meal together at a small table, Harmony casually said, "So anyway, did you hear we're taking a field trip to the beach after the semester is over?" An excited looking Ana said, "Oh yeah! Sounds awesome." Then a frustrated Harmony said, "Yeah, well... Megan is expecting me to wear a bikini with her to the beach and to the pool with her this weekend, and... I'm not comfortable wearing a bikini." Then Ana casually asked, "Why not? Are you concerned about how Megan will look at your body or something? I mean I'm pretty certain you've both seen each other naked already, and it sounds like nothing went wrong there."

As Harmony got ready to eat, she said, "It's not Megan seeing my body I'm worried about. It's... everybody else. I'm just worried how people may look at me or judge me if they see a lot of my body. I mean... will people think my body looks too ugly, and make fun of me? Will they think my body looks too hot, and either get jealous or believe I'm conceited for showing off? Also, could wearing a bikini attract dangerous people towards me? Or if I just don't wear it, will people think I was too nervous to wear one?" Ana then casually said, "Well first off, you are nervous. Second... just be yourself and don't think about it. You got me, mother, mom, and your girlfriend to have your back if something goes wrong. Besides, it's not worth over-thinking about. I mean, look at me. Does it seem like I over-think about how people look at me?"

Then Ana's kitten walked into the room carrying a paper in it's mouth. A curious Ana then said, "Hey Stormageddon the Conqueror. What do you have there?" Then Ana grabbed the paper and read it as she said, "OMG! The school is doing a lottery for the biggest dorm room on campus! Plus, it has it's own bathroom and multiple windows!" Harmony looked interested as she said, "Cool. We should enter that lottery. It be nice to have a chance to have a bigger room." Then Ana grinned as she said, "Why settle for a chance? I say we break into the office where the lottery ballots are, and we rig the lottery in our favor!"

A nervous looking Harmony then said, "Are you sure that's a good idea? What if we get in trouble?" Then Ana squinted her eyes as she said, "Do you really wanna keep using the communal showers on our floor with Jessica Wentworth!?" Then Harmony suddenly looked terrified as she said, "Oh God! I don't wanna hear her singing in the shower one more time! And why does she always refuse to leave the shower until people join in song with her!? Ugggh. Okay. I'm in." Ana grinned as she said, "Great. We'll meet near the office that's holding the ballots after it closes tonight. Until then... me and Stormageddon the Conqueror have to go on a mission to Norway to find some crazy mystical thing that could spell the end of humanity." Then a confused looking Harmony said, "Wait. What?" Then Ana's kitten jumped on Ana's shoulder, and then the two proudly left the room together as Ana casually said, "See you tonight sis!"

Part 2 - By Guest Writer: "Harper Loves Alex"

Somewhere deep in the Nordic Fjord, was a teenage boy. He had spiky blonde hair with red and blue highlights, bright blue eyes and pale skin. He was dressed in hiking gear that was all black and grey camo, faced covered in a scarlet red scarf with blue whiskers. He was looking at the waterfall in front of him. Beside him was a white cat, beautiful as the snow with golden eyes.

"Look at that Princess Snuggles! We will find the key to Loki's hidden chambers and with it: the world will know the flavor of color!" said the boy as he looked at his pet/partner female cat. The boy's name was Duncan J Folkwin the third. He was an average kinda guy who simply wanted to take over the world and set it on fire, on top of all the normal things that all teenagers think of. But unlike other teenagers he wasn't lazy and actually tried to burn the world.

"Let's get in there, find the key, and then we EAT!" said Duncan as he opened his book bag for his cat to jump in. Princess Snuggles jumped into the book-bag and licked her masters hand, ready to take on the waterfall. Both nodded their heads, and with a look of determination they jumped into the freezing waters. As the pair swam underneath the waterfall , there was an underwater cave. As the two reached the inside of the cave with big gasping breaths from the cold water.

"Look Princess Snuggles, we made it inside. Father was a fool to say cats can't hold there breaths. But what does he know. He's only Captain of the Navy Seals." said Duncan as he looked around the cave. He was a Navy Seals brat, always going around the world with his father in his missions, when in fact he had his own. It was funny how his father wanted to save the world while his own son wanted nothing more then to watch it burn. But then suddenly Duncan's thoughts were interrupted by the voice of another cat meowing. Duncan turned his head and saw standing before him was a cat with a brown top hat, goggles, and vest.

"Stormageddon the Conquer." Duncan bitterly said.

"Meow, meow" said Princess Snuggles as she looked up starring at Stormageddon the Conquer.

"DJ! Long time no see, I should of known I'd see your pale face here." said Ana Addams as she walked up behind Stormageddon; the two standing proudly.

"Anarchy Sinclair Addams! Don't call me DJ! My name is Duncan, like my father before me, and his father before him!" said Duncan in an Irish accent, as he glared at Ana with hatred in his eyes.

"It's Ana! Can't you your stupid boy brains get that for once!" said Ana as she glared at her nemesis. The two had run into each other many times in the past, and had a long history of always butting heads and wreaking the others personal missions. As the two teenagers glared at each other, the cat partners walked closer to each other. Princess Snuggles pressed a button on the book-bag she was in. Very romantic songs began playing from a music speaker inside the backpack. Both cats ignored their owners as they stared at each other with a hidden passion. The two teenagers kept on arguing, not realizing what their respective cats were doing.

"Why do you always play music when we fight!?" said Ana as she glared at Duncan. He smugly smiled at her.

"Why does it bother you? If so, please tell me so I can do it all the time." said Duncan as he smirked. He loved nothing more then to annoy Ana.

"Stupid boy brains. Probably dumber with all that hair dye you use." said Ana as she flicked Duncan on his forehead.

"What are you doing here anyway!? Don't you have to go to a cheerleader camp or something?" said Duncan as he rolled his eyes.

"Ha ha! Me, a cheerleader!? That's a joke! I eat cheerleaders for breakfast... or rather a cereal with marshmallows shaped like cheerleaders. Regardless, I'm here for the same reason as you! To find Loki's hidden chambers and use the key for some big plans I have involving peanut butter and clovers." said Ana as she looked around the cave.

However what both teenagers didn't realize was that romance was in the air as their respective cats were making lovely meowing sounds at each other as they moved their bodies close to one another. Suddenly meowing and hissing was heard, causing both teenagers turned their heads with utter shock. They screamed in unison.

"PRINCESSES SNUGGLES/STORMAGEDDON THE CONQUEROR!" screamed Ana/Duncan as they saw a scene that would haunt them forever... their cats were lovingly going at it with each other.

"Your cat dishonors my Princess Snuggles!" said Duncan as he glared at Ana. Ana rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"It takes two to tango boy genius." said Ana in a snarky tone. However, suddenly out of nowhere: another song filled the room...

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo. Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.

"What is that!?" Duncan asked upon hearing the unusual upbeat song. Ana looked embarrassed, and took out her phone revealing that the song playing was her ring tone. Ana looked at her phone, and saw she had a text from her mom about trying on shoes for school. Ana grumbled to herself not wanting to do it. So she ignored the text, knowing her mom could wait. Duncan then quickly picked up Princess Snuggles and threw a red and blue device in the air while covering his face with a gas mask. The air was filled with red and blue smoke that smelled like ghost peppers. Ana then moved fast, picking up Stormageddon the Conquer, and dived into the nearby cold water. Both Ana and her cat swam away to avoid the ghost pepper gas. The cave cleared, and Duncan walked out taking off his mask. Duncan then looked at his cat as began to talk.

"We better take you to the vet, to make sure you didn't catch anything contagious from that miserable little top hat wearing cat." said Duncan as he held Princess Snuggles in his arms. The day was shot. He didn't care about Loki's key. The world could wait to be destroyed a little longer. To think that his cat was involved with Ana's cat, and the idea of what that could potentially lead to, made Duncan feel a cold shiver up his spine... it made him very angry...

Part 3 - By Guest Writer: "Darkfire Galaxy"

Wednesday Addams was in the library area of the Nevermore staff quarters as she absently flicked through a book at her writing desk. It was a rare moment of calm for her these days. Growing up, she never could have dreamed that she would have two children, have fostered two more, and be running a successful fashion company known as Wenclair Fashion. And to top it all off, also working at Nevermore Academy- the educational penitentiary she so detested and playing a key role in leading it and the students that now went there into the future. She could remember a time when every syllable of a sentence like that would have horrified her. Now, with Enid at her side, she wouldn't have had it any other way. It was almost enough to make her wonder where it all went wrong.

As if to illustrate her point, there was a colossal thud from just outside the door. She looked up to see it open and Ana some staggering in, clutching her head as Stormageddon The Conqueror gazed at her with emerald eyes full of concern.

"Ow!" Ana muttered angrily as she leaned against a bookshelf. "I think I just left a dent in my head!" With that, she looked up and panned around, taking in her surroundings to see where she'd ended up. It was at that moment she spotted Wednesday sitting in the shadowed alcove. "Oh. Hey, Mother."

"Hello, child." Wednesday glared, annoyed at having such a rare moment of peace disturbed. "Would you care to explain what you might be doing here?"

"Hiding from Mom." Ana shrugged as she made her way over. "She wants me to try on my boots to see which pairs don't fit me anymore and it's just so much work!"

"I see." Wednesday said, giving her young daughter an even stare as she set the book on her lap with forced patience. "So you can recover lost treasures, bring international terrorists to justice, and evade nuclear explosions to name but a few of your talents; but trying on six pairs of boots is too much for you? How ever did I raise someone so weak?"

"It's like you yourself once told me, Mother..." Ana said as she sat next to her. "We each have our strengths and we each have our weaknesses. We don't have to excel in absolutely everything. Or words to that effect, anyway. It was a long speech and a long time ago."

"Well I'm glad you at least remembered enough of it to try and use it against me." Wednesday said with a note of pride. "And so to escape her, you came to the library in the staff quarters. The quarters your mother and I happen to live in and that you as a student are not usually allowed into."

"She would never expect it." Ana reasoned. Wednesday opened her mouth to reply, but found out she really didn't have a reply to give. In truth, she wasn't wrong. "What's that?" Ana asked, pointing to the book on Wednesday's lap. At that, Wednesday turned her attention back to the pages splayed across her legs.

"This is a collection of relics from my childhood." Wednesday told her as Ana leaned in to see. "Your grandparents sent it over and I was remembering my early days. I often find myself intrigued by how wildly different my life has become in the last two decades from how I ever dreamed it would be."

"Okay." Ana nodded. "So what's that piece of paper?"

"Oh, that?" Wednesday said, turning to the page her daughter was pointing to. "That was what that set me on the path to becoming a writer."

Flashback...

Five-year-old Wednesday Addams sat in the principal's office, kicking her feet in the air as she sat perched on a chair in the corner. The secretary had just paged in and was escorting two arrivals into the room. Wednesday gazed up at parents, who had just entered, with her usual neutrality as they were led in: turning to her with mile-wide smiles. They got seated as the principal came in, brushing her long curly blonde hair back as she walked around the desk and took a seat.

"Mr and Mrs Addams, thank you so much for coming." As she got seated, she pulled out a piece of paper and set it on the desk in front of her. Wednesday knew what it was. Her parents would find out soon enough. "Now, I've called you here today because we're just a little bit concerned about some of the ways Wednesday is applying herself in class." That made their smiles vanish.

"Concerned how, Principal Victoria?" Morticia asked as Gomez gripped her hand, pulling the two of them closer together.

"Well, I have a good example right here." Principal Victoria said, picking up the paper. "The students were told to write poems in English class and Wednesday's work stood out for all the wrong reasons."

"Oh, I do love hearing examples of students' work being read out." Morticia said, her tone so honeyed and thick it ran the risk of trapping and suffocating anything that got too close. She and Gomez bunched together, clasping both their hands together as they waited to hear what their daughter had written. They didn't have to wait long as Principal Victoria pushed her glasses up properly and began.

"Meow, meow went the cat.
BANG went my hammer."

That was it. That was all that was on the paper. She set it down and looked up at Gomez and Morticia expectantly. Clearly, the last thing she expected was for Gomez to have collapsed into a sobbing fit as Morticia tried to comfort him. Wednesday had to look away in disgust at the display of emotion. It took a very long time before he was able to speak again. Eventually, he was able to compose himself long enough to form a sentence.

"It's such sheer poetry, 'Tish!"

"I know, darling." Morticia nodded. "Beautiful sentence structure. Oh Gomez, I fear Principal Victoria may be correct. There may be a serious point of concern. This grade- maybe this school as a whole- seems far too easy for her."

"Wait... What?" Principal Victoria asked, stunned.

"Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention." Gomez said, his eyes still brimming with tears. "We will take her home for the day and be in touch first thing tomorrow with regards to how we will handle this development." With that, he turned to Wednesday. "Come along, my literary prodigy. Lurch is keeping the car running. I think someone will be getting a treat on the way home." Wednesday hopped off the seat and went to leave with her father, leaving Principal Victoria spluttering in shock in their wake. At that moment, Morticia reached over and plucked the poem from the desk.

"We will keep this if we may." The sweetness of her tone carried an edge that told the principal there wasn't actually any wiggle room on the subject. "This will surely be one for the album." With the paper in-hand, she turned to leave. And sure enough, the poem definitely did prove to be one for the album.

Present Day...

"You never went back, did you?" Ana asked in a way that was almost rhetorical.

"Definitely not." Wednesday replied. "They hadn't built a school strong enough to hold me."

"But Nevermore was different." Ana concluded, looking around at the expansive library around them. Truly, the school was a place of wonders. One that contained many secrets that most students would barely scratch the surface of during their time there.

"No." That snapped Ana back into the moment. "Nevermore was not different. In actual fact, I myself got expelled at one point. But then the attack on the school by Laurel Gates saw that expulsion get cancelled. I was annoyed about it at first. But then I realized that- for the first time in my life- I had a reason to stay."

"Oh?" Ana asked, turning to look at her curiously. "What was that?" Just then, they both heard Enid's voice in the distance. She was calling Ana's name and sounding increasingly annoyed.

"Her." Wednesday said.

"Oh, crap!" Ana dropped her voice to a whisper in the hopes of not being heard. "She found me! I stayed in one place too long!"

"Take the back way out." Wednesday ordered. "I'll keep her distracted." Once again, Ana found herself caught completely off guard.

"Huh?" she wondered aloud. "What's in it for you?"

"I get to spread her over my lap in place of this book." Wednesday answered truthfully.

"Oh, that's so gross!" Ana spluttered as she got up and made a beeline for the doorway. At that, a coy grin spread over Wednesday's face as the back door slammed shut just as the main one started to open.

"Well that worked." Wednesday muttered to herself, filing that away for the next time she needed to bend Ana to her will. But that thought was quickly set aside as Enid's head poked around the door. Wednesday didn't exactly have a plan for this moment. But if there was one thing she did know, it was that they were about to break every single rule there was about staying quiet in a library.

Part 4 - By Guest Writer: "DrDoom2006"

Ana moved slowly down the hallways of Nevermore Academy in the evening with her cat, making sure the hall was still quiet and lonely.

-Stormageddon the Conqueror, move to the corner and make sure the coast is clear…

Ana's cat nodded and then meowed in approval. On the other side of the hallway, Harmony was also glaring at the door, trying to make sure nobody was inside, especially the headmistress. Time passed and when she was sure nobody was either there or coming to the office, she decided to move.

-OK… this is it… let's go…

Her sister, hearing her cat meowing, decided to move as well.

-Awesome… let's go!

But as Ana turned the corner, she found herself face to face with her sister Harmony who had arrived from the opposite side.

-Hey Harmony. Glad to see you made it. - Ana said

-Well if you think we can rig this lottery in our favor, I'm down to assist. - Harmony said

-Awesome. Now first, lets break into the office here where the ballots are. - Ana said

-No worries Ana. I can pick this lock. - Harmony said this as she got out two little tools, and began to press them into the lock of a nearby door.

-Like you could pick the lock. - Ana said defiantly

Smiling, Harmony turned the knob and the door opened.

-Hey. I got skills too. Sometimes me and Megan have had to discretely look for rooms in this school for a little uninterrupted alone time.

Without saying a word, Ana stood with a slightly uncomfortable face, and then walked into the office with her cat on her shoulder.

-Now where is the box the students put their names into for the lottery? - Ana said

Suddenly Ana's cat meowed

-You found it? - Ana said

The cat nodded and smiled with his paw on a red box. Ana immediately went over to the box and opened it.

-Let's see… huh? This can't be right…

-What? - Harmony said turning around

-They're not… but why…

Harmony got beside her sister and glared at a paper in her hand, as she spoke.

-Wait. This lottery is designed to give a huge dorm room to just one person. That's crazy!

-Well mom did get a room to herself before mother arrived at this school, so it's not unprecedented. - Ana said.

Harmony then began to look uneasy now as she looked at her sister, while Ana began to look up with a starry eyed look in her eyes.

-I could turn a large dorm into the biggest laboratory… and with a balcony: Stormageddon the Conqueror could come and go as he pleases more easily. It would be amazing…

-And why should you have the dorm? - Harmony asked while taking the paper from her sister's hand.

-And why would you want it anyway Harmony?

-I would have more room for my clothes and my makeup cabinet and...

-OH, COME ON! - Ana interrupted

-SSHHH! Do you want the whole school to know we're here?

-Sorry…

-It's just... Ana... we've lived together all of our lives. It either of us gets this dorm... we wouldn't be living together anymore. Do you think this might be the time to go on our own ways?

Ana looked at her sister for several moments, and then spoke.

-Perhaps... but… Stormageddon the Conqueror still gets scared at nights, and... for some reason he'd still like to have you around.

-Well actually, I think Stormageddon the Conqueror is happier at night when we're both around him. So... maybe it's better neither of us gets a separate dorm.

-At least not for now. So... you cool with staying in our current dorm?

-Yeah... as long as you promise you won't blow it up again with your crazy experiments.

-Hey... things happen.

-Just... keep your chemicals and experiments away from my clothes and make up from now. - Harmony said.

Ana's cat then meowed upset. Harmony then glared at the cat as she spoke.

-And the same goes for you too! So, Ana... wanna watch our favorite show together?

Ana then put the room back in it's place, sighed... and then looked at Harmony with a smile.

-Sure thing sis. Lets do our thing.

Part 5 - By Guest Writer: "Shining Writer"

Harmony, Ana, and Megan were sitting on beach chairs near a pool while wearing shorts and t-shirts. The three girls looked annoyed as a red-head teenager in a red dress was walking near the pool yelling, "Party in my new dorm room tonight peoples!" Harmony looked very annoyed as she said, "Really!? Jessica Wentworth of all people got the big dorm, and then she invited six other people to live with her! She basically turned her dorm into an ultimate party zone! Why didn't we think of that!?" Then Ana hung her head down low as she said, "I could've built a giant wall in the middle of the dorm with sound proof walls. Then you and Megan could have your alone time, while I built gadgets for my next bounty hunter mission! We are such idiots!" Then a sympathetic and smiling Megan said, "It's okay. I think it's sweet you both wanna still live together."

Then Harmony looked right into Megan's eyes as she said, "Thanks Megan. And... thanks not pressuring me into wearing a bikini to the pool today." Then Megan casually said, "Hey, I didn't realize it was a touchy thing for you. I mean it's not like I wanted you to wear a thong or anything like that. It's just... I think you're the hottest girl in the world, and I simply wanted everyone to just see a little bit more of the amazing body I've come to love so much." Harmony then held Megan's hand as she said, "Thanks Megan. It's just... I'm a little sensitive about my body when I'm out in public." Then Megan made a little smile as she said, "The truth is... I am too. I thought if I got you to wear a bikini, I'd be brave enough to as well. But... maybe it's for the best we keep most of our skin to just ourselves... and each other."

Then as the three girls looked at all of the other teenagers hanging around the pool, Ana said, "Speaking of which... every teenager here is dressed pretty tame as well. A lot of people in the water have t-shirts and shorts on, and the most skin I'm seeing is from girls wearing one-piece suits with shorts." Harmony then giggled a bit and said, "I guess a lot more people desire modesty than we realize." Then suddenly a bus pulled up outside that pool, with a sign that said: Jericho Retirement Home. Then suddenly a large group of elderly overweight men and woman stepped off the bus wearing tight speedos and very revealing bikinis. Harmony, Ana, and Megan all immediately looked very disgusted as Harmony said, "Oh God! What are they wearing!?" Then a freaked out looking Megan said, "Why do young hot people worry they're not hot, and gross old people think they are hot." Then a disturbed looking Ana said, "I don't know, but lets get out of here quick! Stormageddon the Conqueror, start the car!" Then Harmony, Ana, and Megan ran out of the pool as fast as they could.

THE END

*Author's Note - Special thanks to "Shining Writer", "Harper Loves Alex", "Darkfire Galaxy", and "DrDoom2006" for creating this fun experimental chapter with me. I don't think any of us quite knew how this chapter would look until it was done. But I hope you all enjoyed getting a real taste for all of the authors' different styles of writing. ALL of them have actually written their own Wednesday Addams stories, which you all should definitely check out NOW! However, some of these writers will be contributing even more stories to THIS series as well; as we will be seeing several future chapters either be completely written by them, or co-written with me. I've already seen the pieces to what they're working on, and I am so excited for all of the different "flavors" of stories you'll soon be getting. See you all next week!