THE INSANE BEACH TRIP

Written by: Darkfire Galaxy and Fun But Shy Girl

Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. They were a duo that shouldn't have worked... but they did... and somehow their relationship resulted in marriage. Now, Wednesday and Enid work at their old school: Nevermore Academy as teachers, raising up an entire new generation; including their own twin teenage daughters: Harmony and Ana. Harmony, who carries both of her mother's special abilities, continues to grow and explore the world with her girlfriend Megan. Ana meanwhile... is a different story...

One Saturday afternoon: Harmony Addams stepped onto a crowded beach alongside her sister: Ana, and her girlfriend: Megan. The three girls, all wearing one piece bathing suits, were celebrating the end of another semester at Nevermore Academy, and had arrived at the beach with their peers from school, but had been allowed to explore the area on their own. The beach was a sprawling hive of activity. Over-hot bodies pressed together with only thin garments sitting between them and being literally naked in front of everyone. Couples were slapping sunblock on each other as kids ran around with beach balls and ice creams. Always a dangerous combination. With the entire beach this packed, three teenagers were sure to go unnoticed. Especially the two daughters of Wednesday Addams. Girls who'd been trained how to hide in plain sight since they were old enough to walk. Even with Ana's cat in it's steampunk attire sitting on Ana's shoulder, they were the last people anyone would be looking at.

"Okay..." Ana said, looking uncertain in a way that the other girls had rarely seen from her. "I didn't think about this before we got here. We've never been to the beach before. Or if we have, I don't remember it. And it certainly wasn't this crowded. The closest I remember was when Mother let us have that sandbox and then filled it with construction sharp sand as pain resistance training. But now that we're here... what do we actually do?"

"I guess we find a place to set up a blanket." Harmony guessed as she turned to Megan. "Maybe you could rub some sunblock onto my back for me like in those beach movies?"

"Yes!" Megan practically cheered as she literally had to restrain herself from jumping with joy. "I've been wanting to tick that off the bucket list for so damn long!" At that, Ana let out an impatient sigh.

"Okay, well while you two have some personal time, I guess I'm just gonna make my own fun. Come along, Stormageddon The Conqueror. Let's leave them to it. I'm sure there's at least one person around here who's wanted by the cops for something." With that, she was off. Harmony and Megan watched her go with mixed expressions.

"You know..." Megan said, her voice containing a note of worry. "I know Ana is sort of a bounty hunter, always looking for a new opportunity. But there's a part of me that also knows she's a teenage girl, just like us, with hormones and... well... since we're at the beach, I can't help but wonder..."

"No, she probably is just looking for criminals to catch." Harmony shrugged as they started wading through the crowd. "Ana really isn't that type of person. And she knows how to handle herself. Besides, we have more important things to be worrying about than my sister right now. Like your bucket list. Time to tick something off from it."

Reaching a good spot, Harmony spread out the blanket. As she laid herself down on it, the hot sand crunching under the fabric that pressed into her slender frame, she suppressed a shiver of anticipation that ran through her as she heard Megan pop the cap on the sunblock bottle as she stood over her. She crouched down and Harmony let out a relaxed breath as she felt Megan's hands glide over her the part of her back, massaging in the sunblock. Despite Harmony wearing a one piece swimsuit, she had bought one that barely covered her back; leaving plenty of skin for Megan to rub her hands against. However as Harmony felt her girlfriend rub sunblock on her backside, she realized that there was no doubt about it: As an Addams, being so surrounded by strangers was not her idea of fun. But there were times it wasn't all bad. Unlike her mother, it was something she at least could compromise on.

"You feeling good babe?" Megan asked as she continued to rub sunblock on Harmony. Harmony just smiled and continued to relax as she spoke.

"Honestly Megan... as beautiful as this beach is... the most beautiful thing here is you."

"Aww, you're so sweet Harmony. And flattery... will get you this." As Megan finished her last sentence, she boldly turned Harmony over, and then gently sat on top of Harmony. Harmony looked surprised, but happy as she smiled.

"Megan, you know there are lots of people around us."

However Megan began to lay on top of Harmony, and brought her face near Harmony's as she responded.

"I know..."

Further down the beach, Ana had found an isolated enough patch and had sat herself down on the sand. Her legs were open and Stormageddon the Conqueror stood between them. He was on his hind legs as she held him up with one hand, his tiny paws resting on her stomach as she massaged his face with her free hand. Sparing a quick glance around to make sure no one was watching, she even brought her face in to nuzzle their noses together. It was a much more affectionate gesture than she usually showed, but he was the only one she knew who was worthy of it. Ana then looked out at the horizon, and smiled as she softly spoke to her kitten.

"This is a really nice beach Stormageddon the Conqueror. I'm glad we came here... instead of that nudist beach in Spain that mother and mom went to."

Meanwhile on another corner of the world: a completely nude Wednesday and Enid were holding hands as they walked alongside one another on a nudist beach. The two eventually stopped near the water, and began to open up a bag as they set up a place to rest. However as they did, Enid looked a bit worried as she spoke to her wife.

"Hey Wens-babe. Are you sure it was smart for us to come to this nudist beach? I mean I know it's against the rules, but... what if people try to sneak up and take nude pictures of us? I'm not completely comfortable here."

"Unexpected violations of our privacy could potentially happen anywhere Enid. Luckily I am always prepared. You however... just need to enjoy yourself."

Then Wednesday put her arms around Enid, and pushed her onto a towel. The two naked women began to kiss. However as they did... a naked grown man from far away began to discretely move towards Wednesday and Enid as he began to get a camera out. Then just as the man snapped one photo of the naked women making out on the beach... in a split second: Wednesday turned her head, grabbed a spear from her bag, threw the spear forward, and then then the spear went through the camera (destroying it) and then went into the man's leg. The man immediately fell to the ground screaming in pain. Enid looked very wide eyed and shocked, while Wednesday happily smiled as she spoke.

"It's always more satisfying to wound someone that is naked. Clothing can disguise the damage often, so it's quite enjoyable to see gore in it's natural beauty."

Soon, several paramedics walked over to the man as one of the paramedics groaned while speaking to the hurt man.

"Come on Gerard. I told you not to attempt that stunt. What did you think was going to happen if you tried sneaking up on Wednesday Addams?"

Enid meanwhile looked very worried as she watched the naked man screaming, and then spoke to Wednesday.

"Should we do something to help him?"

"Hmm... perhaps we could Enid... by giving him a show that will motivate him to stay alive."

Then Wednesday wrapped her arms around Enid and began to kiss her. The two naked women then began to move their hands up and down to the others' body... which caused the wounded man, despite being in pain, to begin smiling as he saw what was happening.

Meanwhile on the beach Ana was on, Ana continued to hold her cat close as she spoke to him.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're both better off not dealing with people ogling mother's body. I mean that's just... ewww."

Just then, Ana's concentration was broken as four shadows fell across her. She looked up to see four young men in board shorts standing over her, the leader practically leering down.

"Nice kitty. Mind if I play with it too?" Ana wasn't stupid. She knew there was a double meaning to that. His tone gave it away. He wasn't referring to her feline companion.

"Sure!" Ana grinned up at him, turning Stormageddon around to face him but not lifting him up. "You'll have to come in close so he can get your scent. Come on, don't be shy. He doesn't bite." If her mother caught her using such a soft edge to her voice, she would have grounded her for life. But her mom had taught her that sometimes a better result could be achieved by tempting people in close.

The group leader seemed overjoyed. Not only had Ana apparently not seen the double meaning behind his words, but he was about to get near her. If he took things slow, he figured he could get in her ear and let him take her back to his spot. Probably with his three friends. And Ana could see every one of those thoughts as they played across his face way too openly. But he hadn't realized that even bounty hunters sometimes came to the beach. And he definitely wasn't expecting one to have a kitten as an apprentice. The instant he got near, Stormageddon the Conqueror showed him why that was a bad idea. His claws sliced across the man's eye, opening the eyeball like a soft boiled egg. He reeled back screaming, only to be met with a world of fur as Ana threw her feline apprentice right at his face. He latched on, scratching and biting, while the gang leaders' friends tried to attack Ana out of revenge for their wounded leader. Then Ana smirked as she dodged the punches thrown at her by the punks as she surprisingly began to happily sing while doing so.

"Oh baby, baby. How was I supposed to know?"

Then Ana suddenly judo flipped one of the men to the ground, while punching the other two in the stomach, while still singing.

"Hit me baby, one more time!"

The men then all scattered off running scared, except for the leader: who Ana wasted no time in pulling his arms behind him, locking them in place with handcuffs.

"It's a good thing I studied the crime reports in this area before coming here! Stuart Nybo, you are under arrest for multiple counts of sexual harassment towards underage girls! You don't have to say anything, however it may harm your defense-"

"Bitch, where did you even get those handcuffs?" he asked, his voice cracking from his agonized screaming as Ana patted her shoulder. The gesture caused Stormageddon The Conqueror to disengage from his quarry and climb to the top of the guy's head before jumping back to Ana's shoulder. "You're only wearing a swimsuit!"

"That's for me to know and you to never find out." Ana said as she kneed him in the butt to get him up and marched him towards the edge of the beach to call the cops.

Harmony was busy relaxing with Megan, sitting up on their blanket on the other side of the crowded beach, huddled together with an arm around each other. The two had just spent an hour kissing one another, and now that they had spent plenty of time looking at just the other, they were now spending some time listening to the sounds of the waves lapping at the shore, people conversing and kids playing. But as they looked around, Harmony couldn't help but notice something.

"You know, once you actually get into the thick of it, the crowds aren't that bad and most people are actually dressed pretty modestly here." Harmony said. "Save for the ones tanning or going in the water, anyway. And I guess that's fair enough."

"Well of course, dear!" an older lady in a Wednesday Netflix shirt piped up from the next blanket over as she adjusted her sunglasses. "At the end of the day, this is Simple Town! We're not a sprawling city! This is a quiet town beach!"

"First beach near an actual ocean I've ever been to." Harmony replied. "Nice t-shirt by the way."

"Oh, thank you, dear!" she said as she glanced down at the image of Jenna Ortega mid dance move in Wednesday's black dress. For Harmony, to see someone else who looked just like her mother with her mother's name over the top on a t-shirt was weird enough. The fact that Wednesday agreed to lend that dress to the production, meaning that the picture on the shirt contained an article of clothing their mother actually owned, made it even weirder. And the fact that the image was out in the full sunlight- something Wednesday Addams herself typically avoided- was the final icing on the most bizarre cake ever baked. Noticing Harmony was starring at her shirt, the old lady began to comment on it. "Yes, my grand-kids got me into this show. I just ordered the book off Amazon. They showed me how to do it. It should be arriving any day now. I see the way you've got your beautiful hair done. You a fan too?"

"Not quite." Harmony shrugged. She was about to explain further, but that was made redundant as they spotted Ana sprinting across the beach after a young woman. The young woman was sprinting at full speed, but Harmony knew Ana was a lot faster. Yet she was treading water for some reason. She was deliberately dropping back to let this woman get away.

The answer came seconds later. Harmony thought she was going insane at first when she saw a kitten in a top hat building a sand castle. But as it stepped back and let out a small 'Rowr' at its handiwork, the young woman tripped over the sandcastle at breakneck speed. Normally it wouldn't have slowed her down. And indeed, the sandcastle itself proved no object to her. But the metal jaws of the closing animal trap that was sitting inside the sandcastle, on the other hand...

Harmony, Megan and the old woman all watched in stunned silence as the young woman flopped to the ground screaming in pain and trying to pull the metal teeth of the trap out of her leg. All Ana had to do was calmly walk over and flip her onto her front, pulling out a zip tie and locking her hands behind her.

"Jessica Williams, you're under arrest for two counts of insurance fraud, and failure to appear in court. You don't have to say anything, however it may harm your defense-"

"Where did you get a bear trap?" the young woman screamed in agony as Ana finally freed the woman's lower shin from it and then hauling her up. "You're only wearing a swimsuit!" Local police then quickly ran over to the scene. They hadn't gone anywhere from the last time. They knew not to. When Ana was bounty hunting, they were sure to have a busy day.

"I just went over that with the last guy." With that, Ana started guiding the woman in the direction of the local police. "Should give you two something to talk about in the back of the sweat box."

Harmony let out a breath. Several locals had seen what had happened and a couple clearly had been in the process of calling the police until Ana pulled out cuffs and started reading rights. The rest had just been filming it. YouTube was sure to have a few new hit videos tonight. The other Addams daughter looked back to the lady to apologize for the display she'd just had to witness; only to see a look of abject fascination on her face.

"It's you, isn't it? You're the two Addams daughters! You know, I remember watching that trial business on the news. That wasn't right what they tried to do to your family. Or to you. The things they brought to light- Teenage girls don't need that!" At that moment, she faltered and seemed to catch herself. "I'm sorry. I know you probably don't like it being dragged up."

"No, it's fine." Harmony shrugged. "I mean, it was scary at the time, but I don't mind talking about it too much."

"You know what the problem was?" As the older woman's voice registered and Harmony looked over, the sun was completely blocked out. She looked up to see four male figures standing over her. Usually, the enhanced sight she gained from her werewolf DNA was a blessing. This time around however it was an absolute curse. These four men standing before her weren't exactly young... but were definitely wearing very revealing speedos... and getting too uncomfortable close to Harmony and Megan. Harmony at first wanted to be respectful; telling herself that no one of any age should be body shammed for how they look and how much they want to show at the beach... but as the men began to get closer to Harmony and make creepy ogling looks at her, it was clear to Harmony that these men were showing a clear attraction to her... and were moving their hands towards their speedos in an attempt to tighten the speedos and show more detail of what laid underneath. Meanwhile the older woman didn't notice, and just carried on with what she'd been saying before.

"Uh..." Harmony struggled to get any words out. Megan's face had gone completely ashen at the four creepy men crowded around them; making similar unspoken advances towards her as well. The older woman though continued to talk to the girls though as she was only looking at them while continuing to talk.

"The problem was the judge wasn't an Outcast." Subtly, Harmony reached into her bag and grabbed her phone, calling Ana on speed dial while silently begging that one of these men had a criminal record. "It's this Normie-patriarchal society and it's so god damn triggering now!" Meanwhile Harmony and Megan were getting very scared by the very close attention the group of four creepy men were giving them.

But then at that moment, the most extraordinary thing happened. The man at the head of the small creepy group pitched backwards as he was hit in the leg with a folded up beach umbrella. Then suddenly Ana appeared behind the man and yelled, "Put some shorts on and back away from my sister and her girlfriend, you creeps!"

The four creepy men turned to look at Ana as one of them said, "We'll do whatever we want, you psycho little girl!" Those very words made Ana angry as she prepared for her next move.

"That's it! I'm taking you creeps down! Stormageddon the Conqueror, I choose you!"

Then Ana's cat jumped in front of Ana standing proudly.

"Stormageddon the Conqueror, use growl!" Ana loudly commanded.

Ana's kitten made a growling noise, causing everyone to look confused. Ana still looked determined though and she continued to give commands.

"Ooo. It's not very effective. Stormageddon the Conqueror, use scratch attack!"

Then Ana's cat jumped up and scratched the four creepy men's legs causing them to scream in pain. Ana smiled at her cat's handiwork.

"It's super effective! Okay. Their health points have been seriously lowered. Now Stormageddon the Conqueror, use flamethrower!"

"Wait; how can a cat use flamethrower?" asked one of the creepy men. Ana's cat had an innocent look on it's face as it pressed a small button near it's feet... which suddenly caused a remote controlled flamethrower to shoot up from the ground, and it immediately fired flames at the four creepy men. The men fell to the ground screaming in pain. Then Ana turned off the flamethrower, and stood over the creepy men while shouldering the flamethrower like it was a gun. Everyone around the group burst into cheers and applause for what Ana had just accomplished. It was very clear whose side the support was on.

"Thanks for the save." Harmony said to her, nodding appreciatively. "But why did you attack those creepy men with a flamethrower?"

"Why not?" Ana replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"And where did you get that flamethrower from-" Megan was cut off by Harmony's hand resting gently on her arm.

"Don't bother asking. Just don't." Meanwhile, Ana had chosen to ignore the question and was looking back and forth from the cuffs in her hands to the men who laid weak on the ground. "What are you going to arrest them for?" Harmony asked.

"Public indecency, and also some auto theft that I just learned these guys were charged with recently." Ana said, pulling out a radio from the same place Harmony had stopped questioning and clicked the button on it. "Hello, Vivian? I've got a bit of a situation here. Four situations, actually. Nabbed some dudes you told me you were looking for earlier. We also have some new charges you may be able to throw on top of their preexisting ones. Copy that. Thanks."

Harmony decided to leave her sister to it, turning back to the old woman they'd just met.

"I am so sorry. I know this wasn't what you were expecting for a day at the beach." But the old woman wasn't listening. She was just staring with an almost star-struck wonder.

"I never dreamed I'd meet you both. The daughters of the real Wednesday and Enid!" With that, she gripped the base of her shirt and held it out. "Could I get your autographs? If y'all can just make it out to Lizzie, that would be amazing!"

Harmony smirked as she got out a permanent marker.

"Sure thing, Lizzie..."

Later that day, the sun was just beginning to set while Harmony and Megan were walking together down the beach while holding hands. As the two walked together, Harmony smiled as she looked at the scenery around her.

"Wow Megan. I'm glad we decided to take this long walk away from the crowds, and just really enjoy this place."

Soon the two teenage girls found a large body of many tall rocks sitting on the beach, that made the the shape of a large: U. The two teenage girls decided to sit between the rocks, which gave them complete privacy, and began to watch the sun slowly set. Megan smiled as she leaned her head on her girlfriend's shoulder.

"This place is so beautiful Harmony. It's a real coincidence we found such an isolated place for just the two of us. Hey! Did you happen to have a vision that led you here?"

"Maybe..." Harmony coyly said, "...and maybe I wanted us to come here... because my vision also involved a little of this."

Harmony then wrapped her arms around Megan, and immediately the two girlfriends began kissing one another. However as the sun slowly began to set, the two teenage girls looked around and upon realizing that no other people were in any line of sight... the two hormone-charged ladies decided to have some real fun. Immediately both Harmony and Megan pulled off their swimsuits revealing their naked forms to one another. The very excited teenage girls immediately began to kiss one another, with Megan laying on her back, and Harmony on top of her. As the orange sunset shined across the water and touched their young naked bodies, the ocean tide began to slowly splash water on their skin and the sand surrounding them. Soon, Megan and Harmony's kiss got more intense as they began to hug the other even tighter. Breast pressing against breast, stomach against stomach.

Soon Harmony found her hands moving down and squeezing Megan's light brown butt very tightly. Harmony waited for a signal that she was squeezing too hard, but Megan just moaned a bit, encouraging Harmony to go further. Megan was soon the first to break the kissing of the lips, wanting to use them to explore other parts of Harmony's body. First she made a trail of kisses her neck. Harmony laughed, being too ticklish for necking. Megan kissed further down her best friend's body. Then when Megan reached Harmony's pale breasts, she began to lick and nibble at Harmony's young pink nipples.

"Oh Megan, don't stop doing that." Harmony said as she reached out and pulled Megan's head closer to her body, pressing her lips into her breast. Megan's hand then grabbed Harmony's waist in order to keep from falling over. Megan then grabbed Harmony's young butt hard as Harmony leaned into it. Harmony, meanwhile was using her hand to play with and pinch Megan's nipples. This resulted in Megan's womanhood to heat up and become very wet.

"I love you so much." Megan stated plainly.

"I love you too." Harmony said as her eyes teared up. Then a happy Harmony moved her head down and began to suck on Megan's breasts. For a moment though, Harmony stopped and paused to really enjoyed the sight of Megan's darker nipples. Harmony's nipples were a bright pink and, in her opinion, quite ordinary. But Megan's were much darker than the rest of her mocha skin, even with all the tanning they had been doing lately. The specific shade of color on Megan's nipples just really turned Harmony on, and she enjoyed moving her tongue against them.

Megan moaned in pleasure as she said, "Oh Harmony! Oooohhhh! Yes! That feels amazing!" Harmony loved the feeling of Megan's nipples running across her tongue. As this was happening, Megan started to grind her hips into Harmony's body; pressing her womanhood into Harmony's stomach. Feeling that, Harmony suddenly said, "Keep moving forward." Megan was confused for half a second before she understood. She moved forward until her womanhood hovered over her best friends mouth. Harmony took a second to admire the sight before her. Megan's vaginal opening was so beautiful, so smooth, so inviting... so perfect.

Harmony leaned forward and then made contact. Knowing exactly how Megan enjoyed being pleasured from past experiences they had, Harmony went straight for digging her tongue into Megan's womanhood, and moved it exactly the way that turned her girlfriend on.

"Oh Harmony, YES ...Oh ...YES...RIGHT THERE!" Megan moaned very loudly. Megan's body started to quiver and shake as she suddenly experienced an orgasm... her first orgasm in many weeks, as both she and Harmony had been a bit busy recently, and had planned to have some passionate sex soon... but both neither could have dreamed their return to sex would've been this amazing. Once Megan made a bunch of deep breaths following her orgasm, a concerned Harmony looked at her.

"You okay Megan?"

"Okay? Harmony... I'm perfect. You're perfect. That was so intense!"

"Really?"

"Let me catch my breath and I'll show you." Megan teased. Harmony laughed and reached over, playing with her girlfriends breasts. Megan could feel Harmony's hand on her body, as a sweet sounding Harmony spoke to her.

"Megan... you are so beautiful."

Megan smiled as she lowered herself down, catching the scent of a woman who was very turned on. Megan then moved her mouth to Harmony's womanhood, and just like her girlfriend did with her: Megan wasted no time and dug her tongue deep into Harmony's womanhood.

"Oh Megan, you are so good at this!" Harmony said as her upper body began to squirm in delight. Megan continued to move her tongue in and out of her girlfriend, wanting to give as much pleasure as she could to Harmony's special spot. Megan then decided to also add a finger into Harmony's vagina, surprising her girlfriend in the greatest way. As Megan continued to please her, a very happy Harmony began to lose track of everything going on around her, except what she and Megan were experiencing. To Harmony: the world around her disappeared, and everything that ever was, is, and will be didn't exist anymore. All that Harmony could focus on was how much she loved her girlfriend. Joy wrapped in ecstasy took over Harmony's mind, body, and soul as she began to yell.

"OOOOOHHH! YES MEGAN! YES! OOOHHH! OOOHHHHH!"

Then suddenly Harmony experienced a long orgasm. However as it happened, Harmony's head began to shake, and then jerked backwards as her eyes widened.

Soon... the orgasm, and the sexual experience between the two teenage girls ended. Harmony's eyes looked normal again, but she had a look of shock on her face. As Megan cuddled next to her girlfriend she spoke.

"Mmm. That was so perfect Harmony. Um... Harmony. You okay?"

Harmony's face continued to be that of shock, as Megan carefully looked at Harmony's face.

"Harmony... you had a vision didn't you? I've seen the face you make when it's happened before."

Harmony simply nodded her head.

"Do you wanna talk about it?" Megan asked. As Harmony's face began to look worried, she quickly put her clothes on, and began to walk away. As Megan quickly put her own clothes back on, she began to look much more worried now as she called out to her girlfriend.

"Harmony? What... what did you see? Please... we shouldn't keep secrets from each other."

Harmony then stopped, turned to look right at Megan.

"I... I saw myself Megan... around the age of what I think was 40 years old."

"Wow. You've never seen that far into the future before. I don't think think even your mother has."

"Yeah. Well... in the vision... I was alone... in a small home... with a small single bed... and a small single bathroom... and there was no evidence I was living with anyone else. I saw pictures and trinkets around the room that gave me enough evidence to show that I was indeed in my home... but you weren't there Megan... and I don't know what that means. Could it be that... we break up one day... or that some force drives us apart... or... could you be dead?"

Megan then put a finger briefly on Harmony's lips as she softly spoke to her girlfriend.

"Don't talk like that. Just... don't. You told me your grandmother told you visions aren't completely accurate... that anxiety and stuff like that could screw up their accuracy. Also... maybe we just live in separate apartments right next door to each other in the future because your snoring and constantly going to the bathroom in the middle of the night keep me from my beauty sleep. I mean, that's what my grandparents did when they moved into a retirement community. The point is... we don't know what the future holds for us Harmony. We could have a hundred more years together, or just another hundred seconds. But I don't want to spend either of those scenarios worried about what might happen. All you need to know... is I am right here, right now; and I have no plans to ever leave you, and I will do everything I can to prevent that. Okay Harmony?"

Harmony took a deep long breath... and then answered.

"Okay Megan."

"Good. Now lets get back to our friends."

Harmony and Megan then held hands as they walked down the beach together. However as they did, Harmony turned her head away from Megan with a worried look on her face... while Megan also turned her head away with a worried look on her face as well.

THE END (FOR NOW)