Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. They were a duo that shouldn't have worked... but they did... and somehow their relationship resulted in marriage. Now, Wednesday and Enid work at their old school: Nevermore Academy as teachers, raising up an entire new generation; including their own twin seventeen year old daughters: Harmony and Ana. Harmony, despite not behaving like a typical woman of the Addams name: carries both of her mother's special abilities, while Ana has always been a very different story.
However today, about a week before all of our teenage characters turn eighteen (and exactly two weeks before Harmony and Megan's planned wedding date), we explore what happens when Harmony and Megan spend a day apart from one another... as Megan decides to spend a day with her soon to be sister in law: Ana; as she learns more about the history of the family she will soon be marrying into...
"Chapter Zero"
Written by "DrDroom2006", With: "Fun But Shy Girl"
Ana Addams swung a katana sword as she yelled, "AND TAKE THAT! Try to eat us now, you freaky thing..." Ana's cat growled angry as his master used her sword to cut the last vines of a large mutant Venus flytrap that she and her sister's fiance: Megan encountered in an abandoned cave not too far from Nevermore Academy. Once the battle was over, Ana and Megan took a break in the forest and began to eat some sandwiches together. As Ana fed part of her sandwich to her cat (who was sitting on her shoulder), she saw that Megan was still trembling. A curious Ana then asked, "What is it?" As Megan was shaking a bit she said, "It's nothing, but... how can you be so calm and cool right now? Look at me… LOOK AT US! We barely made it out of that cave!" Then Ana casually remarked, "Well… yeah our clothes got a little ragged…" Megan took a deep breath, and then said, "I should have accepted Harmony's invitation to go wedding dress shopping with her. But no! I wanted to spend some one on one time with my soon to be sister in law, and see if all these crazy things you claim happen on all your crazy adventures actually do happen! Ugggh." Ana laughed, and then said, "It wasn't that bad. Right Stormageddon the Conqueror?" Ana's cat meowed in agreement.
Megan then glared at Ana as she said, "Oh, no? See this hole in the back of my shorts? I was nearly trapped by a spider or whatever that thing was on the wall." Ana took another bite of her sandwich, as she said, "Come on. You're talking like that mission was actually scary. That was nothing compared to the spooky cavern me and Gerard explored while treasure hunting last Sunday." A confused looking Megan then asked, "Who's Gerard?" Ana's face turned red, and suddenly Ana panicked as she yelled, "I don't have a boyfriend!" Megan now looked more confused as she said, "I didn't say you did." Ana quickly composed herself, cleared her throat, and then said, "Um... the point is... that spider you encountered was a sand spider… and… it was your fault it attacked you." A frustrated Megan quickly said, "EXCUSE ME?"
Ana casually continued to eat her lunch as she said, "Megan, I told you to keep away from the walls. They feel when you're against the sides of the room, pull you in, sting you with their venom, and then they eat you later." Megan groaned, and then said, "FANTASTIC! And what about that darn plant that got me? Look at the burns on my arms and legs! THAT THING ATE ME!" Ana held out her hands as she said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, I told you to wait for me; and second of all: those are barely first degree burns; and third of all, for a Venus flytrap to digest you - it would take about eighteen hours… or maybe less is she's hungry; and fourth of all, you should know better than to wear some wannabe Lara Croft costume instead of real explorer clothes while going on adventures like this."
Megan groaned once more as she said, "Uggh! I could have been getting dressed and undressed with my girlfriend in a sexy dressing room scenario all day! Or at the very least, I could have helped Harmony finally pick out our wedding song today instead of being here." An excited Ana then said, "I'm telling you, doing a Lady Gaga song for your wedding would be perfect. You and Harmony could even sing to it. Bad Romance would be a perfect wedding song for you two!" Megan glared at Ana as she said, "I am not having the first thing played after I marry your sister be a song that literally says: caught in a bad romance. Uggh. Can you at least explain to me why we came to this horrible place today?" Ana then held out a plastic bag holding a small mutant Venus flytrap as she said, "For this! It's the offspring of that giant mutant plant we just fought." Megan's eyes widened with anger as she said, "Are you crazy!?" Ana then protested, "Hey. I wanted my own mutant Venus fly trap." Then a frustrated Megan asked, "Why would you want a freak monster like that?"
Ana's eyes opened wide as she said, "Didn't Harmony tell you?" Now it was Megan who opened her eyes wide while she said, "Tell me what?" As Ana's cat began to sit comfortably on Ana's arm, a smiling Ana said, "My family has an affinity for having a giant pet Venus flytrap. My grandma had one, as did my mother when she was a student at Nevermore. Although she eventually had to take her plant off school grounds, as her little pet mutant Venus Fly Trap had an affinity for trying to eat many innocent students... except that one girl that totally deserved to be completely eaten, but sadly wasn't." Megan sat back on the grass looking intently at Ana while saying, "Hold on. Your mother having some mutant plant... that was never covered in the Netflix show based on her life." Ana smirked as she said, "It happened very shortly before she and my mom hooked up. In fact... you know what... sit back Megan, and let me tell you a not so well known little story about Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair that happened long ago..."
Nineteen Years Ago:
Wednesday was on her side of her dorm room at Nevermore Academy, her mind absorbed in another of the mysterious books available in the secret library. She turned around when her roommate Enid entered the room.
-Howdy roomy-goomy! Have you heard!?
-I heard you since you were in the hall two floors below. You're everything but subtle when you walk.
The blonde girl sat on her bed and smiled.
-Well I have something I wanted to share with you.
-I dislike candy and no, the fact that there's fried chicken for dinner tonight will not encourage me to go down to eat in a social setting. Anything else?
-Not that, gloomy-roomy.
Without raising her head from the book she replied.
-Then what is it?
-There's a new girl at school. She's in my biology class and...
-Is she going to be dissected?
-Ye... NO! WENS!
- *sigh* Enid, new students come to Nevermore on a regular basis. Considering I avoid conversing with most individuals at this institution simple means to me that there is yet one more face to avoid eye contact with.
-But her name is Dana and she's so cute, and she even gave me a cupcake.
Wednesday sighed again and decided to not continue with the conversation.
Meanwhile in the garden, a brown haired girl named Dana was looking around.
-I need to move carefully... the werewolf I'm looking for is here... and I need its blood...
A few minutes later, as she was walking to a table to eat lunch, Enid saw Dana sitting alone at one of the farthest tables.
-Hey! Why are you so alone? - Enid asked
Dana girl glared at Enid... but then quickly put on a smile.
-Oh it's you. I... just prefer it back here.
Enid placed her tray on the table and proceeded to sit down as she began to realize that Dana had nothing to eat in front of her, and was only drinking from a weird flask she was carrying.
-Uh... aren't you going to eat?
-Huh? No, I'm fine, thank you. - she replied.
Enid was about to speak when a boy passing by hit her with his tray.
-WOULD YOU BE CAREFUL!?
Dana opened her eyes wide as she saw claws momentarily coming out of Enid's fingers.
-You gotta be kidding me...
-Huh?
-Nothing, nothing...
After that, they talked about their respective classes until Enid got up.
-I'm going to class. Look for me if you need anything.
As she turned, a smile appeared on Dana's face..
-Oh I do need something from you...
From that moment on Dana began to follow Enid, trying to find a moment where she would be alone. Yet, said moment had not come. Meanwhile Enid shared with Wednesday what she had seen of her newfound friend.
-It's weird you know. I never see her eat… just that weird flask of hers and that's that… - she said from her bed.
-Never?
-No, no matter what they cook in the cafeteria, she never eats a crumb. I even tried to share my chocolate pudding with her, but nope; she didn't want a bit…
-Enid, I advise you to stay away from her.
Enid's eyes opened wide.
-WHAT?
-There's something odd about her.
Enid got up and walked over to Wednesday wrapping her arms around her neck.
-Someone is jealous…
Upset, Wednesday got up from her chair and released herself from the blonde girl (while attempting to avoid having Enid realize she was blushing).
-I... I have to go retrieve a book in the underground library. Have you fed Ptolemy II? She needs to eat two times a week and you insisted on taking care of her.
Enid gasped.
-I'm so so sorry! I'll go right now…
Dana was walking in the hallways, still upset for not getting a chance to get Enid all alone... that is until she saw her walk inside the school's plant nursery.
-Well… well… what are you going in there for at this hour…
Making sure Enid didn't notice, Dana walked in after her; yet Enid wasn't going to the area she knew of, but a room far in the back.
-Huh… this is interesting…
Dana kept following Enid and entered the door. To her surprise, Enid wasn't there. Al she could see was what seemed to be a tree or a large plant of sorts. Hearing a sound, she touched the plant's stem. She looked up when she felt the plant shiver and move.
-W… wha… no no no no… you have to be kidding me… LET… ME… GOOO!
Moments later, Enid came back from another room carrying a bag with bones and pieces of meat.
-OK Ptolemy, here's… Wait. Why is this shoe here?
Her eyes opened wide as she looked up.
-No no no no no no no no! This is bad bad bad… WEDNESDAAAAY!
Enid ran as fast as she could until she reached her dorm room, and to her dismay: Wednesday was not there. Desperate she ran down only to crash against her roommate who was making her back from the secret library.
-Oww…
Wednesday got up and glared at her with her typical deadpan expression.
-Enid, do you have an explanation for this painful disruption?
Suddenly Enid realized why she was in such a hurry.
-COME WITH ME!
-ENID! - Wednesday yelled as she felt herself pulled away by her roommate.
Moments later, Wednesday glared at the scene in the back room of the nursery garden as a huge Venus flytrap stood... with a leg dangling out from it.
-Enid, you actually fed a student to Ptolemy II? Hmm... well, if it was Gregory from biology class; I can understand your desire to remove him, as his constant desire to interrupt classes with references to Games of Thrones was becoming extremely annoying.
-Yea... NO! That's Dana! I found her like this! Tell your plant to give her back!
Wednesday reluctantly sighed and then stepped towards her plant.
-Give her back Ptolemy II! You know the taste of felons on the run tastes much more sweeter than students.
The plant scoffed, unwilling to give back the meal it captured.
-NOW Ptolemy II! Or I will take away all beef from your daily meals!
Slowly the Venus flytrap moved it's form around, and soon Dana fell to the floor with a thud. The teenager gasped and began to take deep breathes until she could talk again.
-WHY IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU HAVE A THING LIKE THIS HERE!?
Wednesday glared at Dana and began to speak to her (while Enid cleaned the digestive fluids off her face with a towel).
-Why were you here? Only Enid and I are allowed in this part of the nursery garden.
-I got lost… and this THING saw fit to have me for lunch…
-Well... the best lessons are learned when one comes close to death. But now you should know to never come back here again.
Upset, Dana got up and threw the towel back at Enid.
-I don't plan to. Ugh… I need a freaking shower… and my shoe thank you very much.
Dana quickly left the room, while Wednesday glared at Enid.
-Feed her correctly. I have pressing matters to tend to.
-Okay Wednesday. Thank you though for saving Dana. I know I can always count on you.
Enid then leaned in briefly hugging Wednesday. Wednesday looked uncomfortable as she tried to slowly speak to Enid.
-Enid...
-Don't deny you like this Wednesday. I know you secretly do it for one minute every night you think I'm sound asleep.
Wednesday's face began to brush bright red as she stepped away from Enid... and then walked away looking humiliated.
Later that evening, Wednesday glared at Enid who was sleeping on her bed. As Enid slept very soundly in the bed, she began to mutter in sleep.
-Mmm. Never stop hugging me roomy.
-Wednesday sighed, and then made her way to the balcony while wearing a black coat. There, she glared at the stars. Then she turned her heard as she saw the living hand: Thing jumping beside her. The hand tapped on the wooden surface of the balcony.
-Yes, I'm worried.
The hand tapped again.
-No, not about that. It wouldn't be the first time Nevermore loses a student in such a gruesome manner.
Once more the living hand tapped.
-Yes, about her. Something is odd. She was following Enid for some reason and...
-WENS! PLEASE DON'T STOP HUGGING ME!
Wednesday turned her head and saw back in the bedroom: Enid (while still sleeping) was reaching out her arms and talking in her sleep.
Thing then made a lot of quick tapping sounds with his fingers. Wednesday then made an angry glare at Thing as she spoke.
-Let anyone else in existence know that Enid and I have an... arrangement with how we sleep, and you'll loose a full finger. Understood?"
The living hand paused for a moment... and then tapped in agreement. Wednesday looked slightly relieved, but continued to glare at Thing as she spoke.
-Now then... starting tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on Enid. Don't leave her side... especially when her new friend is around.
Thing then made a few slow and sly taps. Wednesday then made a much more angry glare.
-No, I am not jealous!
-WENS! - Enid called out in her sleep once more.
Wednesday closed her eyes and began to make her way back into the room unbuttoning her coat as she spoke to herself.
-Contain yourself Enid… I'm here.
The following morning Enid was finishing getting ready to start her day. Enid then turned her head and made a happy smile as she saw Wednesday was laying completely peaceful in bed. Thing then entered the room from an outside window as Enid glanced at the living hand.
-Thing, will you wake her up in half an hour? Wednesday usually never sleeps in, and I want her to enjoy herself... and I know she always feels more comfortable waking up alone, because if she wakes up seeing me next to her, then she has to acknowledge what we do in bed every night now.
The hand tapped in agreement. Enid smiled.
-Thanks Thing. You're the best.
A smiling Enid then happily skipped out of the room
Exactly half an hour later, Thing crawled onto the bed and tapped on Wednesday's back. Wednesday looked confused as she slowly woke up.
-W... what?
Wednesday sat up as she realized she was alone in the room and glared at Thing severely.
-I ordered you to keep an eye on Enid; so why are you here?
The hand tapped on the night table.
-Get to Enid at once Thing. I need to change and get to class.
Meanwhile Enid walked to class with Dana beside her.
-So... I hear the forest is a very cool place - Dana casually said.
-Huh? Yeah, why?
-Well... could you to show it to me?
-Uh, sure... after...
-NOW! - Dana said pulling her arm
Enid was having a lot of trouble keeping up with Dana as she pulled her inside the forest.
-Stop a little Dana!
-But I love this! Here we're safe, it's intimate... and no one can see us...
It was not until Enid tripped and hurt her knee that Dana finally stopped.
-Owww...
Dana was quick to kneel and check the injury. Passing her finger over Enid's cut, Dana took a couple of drops of blood that she quickly put in her tongue.
-Oh wow... warm... velvety... incredible...
Enid's eyes opened wide. Now it all made sense, the flask, her not eating...
-You... you're a vampire... but how... the daylight... you're not wearing sunglasses or...
Dana smiled.
-Oh I'm a vampire, yes... but not your usual kind. I'm a day-walker... stronger, faster... and about to become even more powerful...
-Wait... you want...
-I want... you... to look me in the eyes...
-Why would I...
-Shhh...
Dana said placing her finger on Enid's lips... then she pushed her down on the grass and kissed her passionately before speaking again.
-So beautiful and innocent... perhaps... I can have a good time before lunch...
Dana unbuttoned Enid's blouse and passed her tongue on her neck. Afterwards she went back to her knee where she licked the last drop of blood from her injury; while at the same time passing her hands on her leg, and then returned to Enid's lips.
-Don't worry Enid... I will always remember this good time... but now... I need your blood...
Two fangs appeared on the sides of Dana's mouth as she prepared to bite the blonde girl on the neck. Enid whimpered as she felt the fangs penetrating her neck, while at the same time Dana caressed her leg pulling up her skirt more and more while she did. To a casual observer it would be two girls loving each other, but in reality, something more sinister was happening.
At the same time a desperate Wednesday ran out of Nevermore Academy as she was told by at least two other students that they saw Enid being taken to the forest by Dana. As she ran, Wednesday whispered to herself...
-I told you to keep away from her… why don't you ever listen to me…
But as she arrived to the farthest part of the forest: her horror knew no limits, and her blood began to boil as she saw Enid laying there. Her eyes almost closed, her skirt still pulled up, and her blouse wide open. But what scared Wednesday the most were the two small holes in Enid's neck and the blood stain on her blouse. Wednesday suddenly looked incredibly scared as she ran towards Enid.
-ENID! Please don't be dead… please don't be dead..
As she got to her, Wednesday noticed that Enid was barely breathing and her pulse was literally non-existent. However Enid was able to open her eyes and look at Wednesday.
-W.. We… ns…
-Shh… don't talk.
-I… I'm… s… so… sorry…
-I said don't talk. Do as I tell you for once.
Later that afternoon Eugene went to check on his apiary and his surprise knew no limits when he found Wednesday tending to Enid inside the shack.
-WHAT HAPPENED?
Wednesday turned around and with a deadpan expression spoke.
-Don't ask stupid questions and go to my room, find a black suitcase under my bed and bring it here. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE.
Scared, the boy ran out of the shack while Wednesday continued to feed Enid with a mix of honey and some herbs. Five minutes later Eugene returned with the suitcase. Wednesday was fast to open it and began setting up what seemed to be chemistry equipment.
-Fetch me a glass of honey from the hive where the most ancient queen bee is. NOW!
Eugene nodded and ran out while Wednesday began to mix herbs and liquids of different colors.
-I know who you are… but now I need to save Enid… then… I'll have my vengeance…
-Here. - Eugene said handing her a glass.
-Good. Now leave us alone.
Wednesday applied a mixture she had previously prepared to the honey and it turned into some sort of tea that she quickly made Enid drink. Soon, Enid spoke.
-W… what…
-Just drink it, and stop talking.
Enid fell into a deep sleep moments after and Wednesday sat on a nearby chair, deep in her thoughts. Without realizing it she fell asleep as well. She eventually awakened with Enid's face just a couple of millimeters form her own.
-Wakie roomy-gloomy!
Wednesday's eyes immediately widened... but she remained perfectly still as she spoke to Enid.
-You shouldn't be up. You still have a lot of recovery left.
-I do feel tired, but I feel better now...
-You need rest. What I gave you accelerated the process for you to regenerate the blood you lost.
-Shouldn't we go back to the school? - Enid asked
-Not until you're completely recovered. There's another glass of tea on the table. You'll do well to drink it all NOW. - Wednesday commanded.
And it was then when Enid tried to take another step that she felt lightheaded and Wednesday had to catch her before she hit the floor.
-Go back and rest, come on.
Moments later Enid was sound asleep again, Wednesday started to wonder why Eugene had not come back with more honey as she needed to make more of her beverage for Enid. Yet as she walked out she felt something heavy impact her head and darkness engulfed her.
Wednesday didn't know how much time has passed. As she woke up, she was now laying where Enid previously was. She felt something warm on her forehead. Wednesday also saw Eugene laying on the floor, as he too was starting to get up.
-EUGENE! WHERE IS ENID!?
-I... I don't know... I was on my way back and then... I was here and you were on the ground with blood on your head...
A bit dizzy, Wednesday walked towards him.
-DID YOU HIT ME?
-I... I... don't know... you were on the ground... I had a piece of wood in my hand... I...
-I have to go get Enid... I'll deal with you later.
Meanwhile, Dana was in a cave. Enid laid on a makeshift stone table, her blouse once again wide open.
-I'll have to thank your little girlfriend for keeping you alive. I will not only get some more of your sweet little blood but also what I really need... your heart.
Enid tried to move but her arms and legs were tied to rocks that were nearby, and her mouth was gagged with a piece of her blouse. Dana then walked towards Enid with a big smile as she spoke.
-You see little Enid... after our... time together... I discovered that it was not only your blood what I needed... but also your heart. I was afraid you would be dead before I could get back. Fortunately for me: your stupid girlfriend kept you warm and alive for me...
Enid opened her eyes wide as she saw the knife Dana had in her hand and shivered as she felt the blade passing on her chest until it went under her bra cleanly, cutting in the middle. Dana passed her hand on Enid's chest, pushing the right side of her bra away.
-Mmm. Sexy, huh? But I'm afraid... there's no time for that now. I need to be quick before...
-BEFORE WHAT... CLAUDIA!?
Dana's eyes opened wide as she saw Wednesday standing at the cave opening.
-You... how could you...
Wednesday walked towards Dana with confidence and anger as she spoke.
-I had the feeling you were not what you seemed to be... you're the daughter of Louis de Pointe du Lac... are you not?
Growling, Dana glared at her.
-You know not what you're talking about you little...
-I know the legends quite well. The daughter of Louis de Pointe du Lac was girl named Claudia, who was turned into a vampire when she was eleven... hundreds of years ago. You were supposed to have died when the high council of vampires found you guilty of treason and sentenced you to be burned by the sun...
-Errr. I knew more than they thought back then! They thought it so simple to throw me there to die... yet I escaped. I knew the secret to relocate, and used it in the last minute to get away and go into hiding.
-You obviously have lived quite the long life now, with multiple identities. Still... why Enid?
-Because it's the only way to end my hunger and be eternal. The mix of the blood of a werewolf and a vampire does not only give me strength but also kills my hunger for blood. But there's a caveat... I do not only need the blood. I also need her heart... the heart of a very specific werewolf... a teenage werewolf...
Wednesday was about to reply when she realized the fatal mistake she had made. She looked at Dana right in the eyes and as she talked... which allowed Dana to use her power to paralyze her.
-Guess... I'll have a little... d' œuvre with you... now lay still...
Wednesday's eyes opened wide as she felt her body obey the words of the vampire. She closed her eyes as she felt her open her blouse.
-I wonder... will you give me a good time like your friend?
Dana was about to pull Wednesday's skirt up when she heard a growling behind her. Then she turned and saw Enid on the stone slab, slowly wolfing out.
-GET... YOURRR... HANDRRRSS... OFFRRR... HEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Dana did not have time to react as Enid, now in her werewolf form, freed herself and tackled Dana off Wednesday. Both women tumbled out of the cave. Wednesday felt her body respond to her again and quickly got up. Outside, Wednesday found herself witnessing a battle between Enid and Dana; the latter having a huge slash on her face that showed a charred portion of skin under what seemed to be normal skin.
-She's not completely healed then...
Without another thought, Wednesday ran back inside the cave and retrieved the knife. Then she ran back where the fight was taking place. Enid was growling while Dana stood a couple of meters from her, her clothes torn and parts of her arms and face showing scarred tissue where Enid had torn her flesh off with her claws.
-You're going to pay for this Sinclair! I will kill you, eat your heart, and then go find your family and kill them until the very last Sinclair is gone from this forsaken world...
Suddenly Dana felt a knife go into her back. Dana then slowly turned around, and she found herself within inches of Wednesday's face; all the while feeling the metallic blade sliding into her chest.
-Dana, Claudia, or whatever you wish to be called... it's over. You can go to hell now.
Both Enid and Wednesday stood still as they watched their attacker lose her balance... and then fall off the edge of the nearby cliff... and disappear from their sight. However after a moment of silence... Wednesday looked over the edge of the cliff confusingly. A concerned Enid then spoke.
-What's wrong Wednesday?
-Nothing... it's just... I didn't hear her body hit the ground. Now, I... Errgh.
Wednesday began to wince in pain. Enid suddenly noticed Wednesday's wrist was bleeding. Enid rushed over to Wednesday with a concerned look on her face while speaking.
-Wednesday! Are you okay!?
-I am fine. I needed to coat my knife in my blood. It was the only way I could stop that monster.
-Why? Does you family's blood have mystical properties that can ward off vampires?
-What? No. I simply got an anti-vampire vaccine as a child, which was made from a rare plant in my mother's garden.
-Oh! - said Enid with surprise.
-Regardless, your new friend is either dead or very much weakened now. Any vampire that could actually survive getting a dose of my mother's anti-vampire vaccine would still find themselves needing decades to rebuild their strength. Now come Enid. Let us leave.
Wednesday and Enid then slowly walked back to Nevermore Academy, thankful the nightmare was over... but didn't notice a shadowy figure at the bottom of the cliff crawling away.
The next day, Wednesday was sitting in her room while working on her type writer when Enid suddenly stepped out of her closet wearing just a towel around her body. As Wednesday glanced at Enid, she looked annoyed.
-ENID. What I have told you about being nearly nude in the bedroom!?
-Oh, like you wouldn't enjoy seeing what's under the towel. - Enid jokingly said with laugh.
-Highly unlikely. I doubt your anatomy differs that much from mine.
The blonde girl walked over, and put her put her arms around her friend.
-Wanna make sure? I'm about to take a shower. You're free to share a stall with me.
Wednesday blushed as Enid made her offer. Wednesday paused for a long moment... and then answered.
-I... would prefer the solitude.
-Well... whatever you want roomie. Also... thanks again... for saving me yesterday. I'm glad neither of us got hurt. I... I don't know how I could handle life without you around Wednesday.
Wednesday began to look a bit nervous as she spoke.
-Well, I... I... would preferred not to have been forced into a situation where I would've had pack up all your belongings in the event of your death. All your brightly colored stuffed animals still cause my skin to feel quite irritated and break out into mild hives.
Enid giggled, and then responded.
-I really like you too Wens. So... you sure you still don't wanna come take a shower with me?
Wednesday paused for a long moment... and then gave her response.
-Perhaps... another time...
Present Day:
"AAANNDD that's what happened." - Ana said while getting a box of cupcakes out of her backpack. Megan was frozen in place for a moment as Ana began to eat a cupcake... but after several moments, Megan finally said, "Hold on. I still can't get past the part where your mom and your mother had a gigantic Venus flytrap in the school." Ana looked at Megan with a confused face as she said, "Wait. The part where some crazy vampire that may or may not still be alive almost killed my moms... that's not what you want to talk about. It's the part of the story that involves the mutant plant you want to talk about?" Megan rolled her eyes and said, "Ana, I'm a student at Nevermore Academy; and I've grown up in the town of Jericho most of my life. I've been nearly killed by zombies, sirens, lizard creatures, demons, psychopaths, and a dark alternate universe version of your mother. Some random vampire lady that may or may not still be alive doesn't really faze me anymore. But you gotta tell me... what happened to your mom and mothers' plant? It's not... hiding around the school or their house is it?"
Ana smirked for a moment, and then said, "In the end, they had to take the plant to some jungle in the amazon... mostly because federal authorities demanded the creature be deported. Apparently the creature tried to eat a couple more students, so my moms were told their plant couldn't remain on the school grounds anymore... or the country. If you ask me, it was not Ptolemy II's fault. I mean that plant didn't ask several students to turn the plant nursery into some secret love shack. The smell of sweating skin from horny teenagers makes mutant plants very hungry. They all had it coming when they got devoured." Megan suddenly looked very worried as she said, "Your new plant you just got... you're not keeping it in the house when me and your sister get... intimate, are you?" Ana giggled as she said, "Well... you two have been getting a little too loud lately, so I had to come up with some way to influence you both to be a little more quiet." Ana began laughing as a frustrated Megan said, "Come on Ana! Getting almost eaten by one of those things is horrible!" Ana continued to laugh, while her cat began to chase after a squirrel on a nearby tree.
As Ana began to pack up, she said, "We better head back home now. Mother doesn't like it when I spend too much time near these caves without her." Ana suddenly heard Wednesday's voice say, "No, I don't." Ana and Megan both turned their heads, and saw walking towards them were Wednesday, Enid, and Harmony. Megan looked much more happy now as she said, "Hey Harmony!" Megan ran over to Harmony and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. A curious Megan then asked, "What are you all doing here?" Harmony then simply said, "Well, you both had been gone for awhile, and mother was getting worried. So we all decided to do a little jog here in our new running shoes I got while shopping today." A super excited Enid then said, "And the best part of all is... I got your mother to finally wear something pink." Everyone then noticed Wednesday's running shoes were black and pink. Wednesday rolled her eyes as she said, "Your mom was very... persuasive." Enid made a big grin as she said, "If you only knew how easy it was to convince her when I started getting extra frisky as I wolfed out in bed with her." Harmony and Ana both began to look disgusted, as Harmony yelled, "Too much information moms! We've talked about this!"
An excited Enid giggled, and then said, "Anyway, how about we run back home together and eat something? I can prepare some cake and..." Suddenly everything was disrupted when Ana's cat jumped on Ana's shoulder and made a loud meowing noise. A wide eyed and intrigued Ana then said, "Hold on! Stormageddon the Conqueror, are you saying the Society of Secret Squirrels just told you that the Racoon Mafia is supplying dangerous weapons to the Kangaroo Cartel's hidden hideout?" Ana's cat simply nodded his head and said, "Rowr." Ana then suddenly took out a sword as she excitedly said, "Gerard said he was gonna go investigate the same thing the other day. Ooo. Maybe I'll run into him there." A curious looking Harmony then asked, "Who's Gerard?" Ana instantly blushed bright red as she yelled, "He's not my boyfriend!" Everyone looked at Ana with a confused face, as a nervous Ana said, "I mean... uh... Lets go everyone and stop some evil raccoons!"
Ana then ran through the forest with her sword out, while her cat quickly ran behind her on the ground. Harmony then glanced at Megan as she said, "Wanna go help her out?" Megan groaned for a moment as she said, "Ugggh. I almost died going on one mission with your sister today. But... I suppose... I should get used to helping Ana out... since she's soon gonna be family to me." Harmony and Megan then ran off as they started to follow Ana. Meanwhile Enid looked at Wednesday as she said, "Look at them Wednesday. Off having crazy adventures fighting all kinds of crazy creatures like we did at their age. Hmmm... wanna give our kids some back up?" Wednesday looked into Enid's eyes as she reluctantly said, "Apparently... I have no choice." Enid grinned as both she and Wednesday ran after their kids. Then all five women (and their cat) excitedly ran off to their next adventure together.
THE END
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...or maybe not...
EPILOGUE:
In a dark place: Wednesday and a dark figure in a dark cloak were in the midst of a sword fight, as several swings and clashes were made. However at one point, the two found their strength evenly matched as they pushed their swords up against one another. Then the dark figure moved one of their feet and kicked Wednesday to the ground. As Wednesday looked up at the dark figure, a voice from the figure under the cloak said, "How does it feel Wednesday Addams... to finally be completely defeated by the last person you ever expected to overpower you!?" Wednesday then glared at the figure as she said, "Who are you?" Then just as the figure began to take off the hood of their cloak... Harmony sat up in bed looking scared. Harmony looked around the room realizing she had just awakened from her sleep. Megan, who had been laying beside Harmony in bed, woke up too as she said, "Harmony, was it?" As Harmony gasped for air she said, "I... I had that dream again where my mother was in big trouble. She was fighting someone in a cloak, and just as the person took off the cloak, I... I think I saw for a split second who they were, but... it... it can't be who I saw. It can't!" A curious Megan then asked, "Who did you see?" Harmony sighed, and then said, "What I saw... could only be a dream... because it made no sense. I... I'm sorry Megan. Lets go back to sleep." Then as Megan quickly went back to sleep, Harmony laid her head on her pillow... while looking incredibly worried.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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