Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. They were a duo that shouldn't have worked... but they did... and somehow their relationship resulted in marriage. Now, Wednesday and Enid work at their old school: Nevermore Academy as teachers, raising up an entire new generation; including their own twin eighteen year old daughters: Harmony and Ana. Harmony, who carries both of her mother's special abilities, continues to grow and explore the world with her girlfriend (and now fiancé) Megan. Ana meanwhile is a different story.
Just recently, Wednesday's old enemy: Laurel Gates has orchestrated the near perfect plan to trap Wednesday Addams in hell. After faking the death of Harmony's fiancé Megan: Wednesday, Enid, and Harmony went to hell looking for Megan... only to learn too late that it was trap. Now Harmony is on the run for her life in one area of area of hell, while Enid has been captured and detained in another area of hell by her maternal grandmother. Wednesday however is locked in combat with her old enemy...
"Wednesday Versus Hell Part 2"
Written by: "Fun But Shy Girl"
Laurel Gates kicked Wednesday Addams in the chest hard. Wednesday fell down onto the dark gravely ground of hell, as Laurel Gates rushed at her with her sword out. Wednesday quickly blocked Laurel's sword with her own, and then quickly rolled away. Over the next several moments, Wednesday and Laurel swung their swords at one another multiple times. Each was able to mostly block the others' attack; however Laurel was able to have her sword get close to Wednesday's skin, and was able to cut away parts of the sleeves of her dress, along with her collar.
Soon Wednesday was beginning to look exhausted, while Laurel looked fully energized. As Wednesday backed away while she caught her breath, Laurel stood still for a moment as she gleefully said, "What's the matter? Can't handle the heat of hell!? Why don't you use your little talisman to stop me again? Oh wait! I already swiped it off you earlier when you weren't looking!" As an angry Wednesday pointed her sword forward, she said, "You alone cannot stop me Laurel. You tried before, and failed... multiple times!"
A grinning Laurel then said, "Well, it's a good thing I'm not doing this alone." Laurel then snapped her fingers twice. Suddenly three shadowy hooded figures in dark cloaks began to slowly appear near Laurel. One figure took off their hood showing themselves to be a teenage boy, while another figure took off their hood revealing the face of an angry middle aged man. Then another figure took off their hood showing an ugly pale man wearing a pilgrim hat.
An enthusiastic Laurel then said, "It's always easy to find your long lost family members once you're all dead. Wednesday, may I introduce you to my brother Garrett, and my father Ansel. My ancestor: Joseph Crackstone here, I believe you've already met." Joseph Crackstone made an excited grin as he said, "The soul of Goody Addams may be beyond my reach... but at least her direct descendant will soon be in my grasp!"
Meanwhile a smiling Ansel said, "I'm just glad I finally get to have my revenge on your ridiculous kind down here." Then as an excited Laurel looked at Wednesday with wide eyes, she said, "You have so many enemies down here Wednesday... and most of them don't even know you're here yet! However once I tell all of hell that I have trapped you down here... we are all gonna have so much fun together!"
Wednesday tried to remain calm, but had anger fill her voice as she said, "What is it that you want from me Laurel!?" Laurel simply smiled at Wednesday, and then with a demanding voice she said, "Run Wednesday! Run for your life!" Wednesday took a step back as her face looked very frustrated... and then she turned away and ran as fast as she could. Meanwhile Laurel looked incredibly happy; simply standing still while watching the fast running goth woman as she screamed, "DO YOU HEAR ME WEDNESDAY!? I SAID RUN!"
Harmony (in her human form) was running through hell as fast as she could. With every chance she had, she tried to hide behind large rocks and other objects to keep herself out of view from anyone that could be following her. Soon, Harmony ran through a clearing she found. However Harmony suddenly heard some roaring sounds. Suddenly from above her, several lizard beasts jumped at Harmony. Before Harmony could react, the lizard creatures piled up on Harmony. One of the lizard creatures smiled as he said, "Excellent. We've got this girl, and her mother has already been detained in the stadium. Although word is more mortals have crossed through a portal that have to be found. Rumor is that Laurel Gates has found one, while at least one other is unaccounted for." A confused Harmony then softly said to herself, "Hold on. Someone else came through the portal?"
Enid (in her human form) was wearing a black robe, as she was held down on the ground by several lizard monsters. As hundreds of denizens in hell sat in an arena watching the event, Enid's grandmother walked towards Enid as she said, "I must say Enid, you lasted in battle far longer than I would've expected... but you still lost. Now... prepare to spend the rest of your existence as a decapitated head that will scream for all eternity on a spike. But before that... do you have any final words before your humiliation my granddaughter?" Enid glared at her grandmother while she said, "You think of family as people you intimidate and control with power and fear. However, family involves strengthening and supporting others around you; building a powerful bond and support network that can never be broken. Your toxic views may have tainted my mother... but they weren't strong enough to reach me... because the bonds made of hatred can be broken far more easily than the strong bonds made of love!"
Enid's grandmother rolled her eyes as she said, "And where did those bonds lead you? No matter. Get ready to spend the rest of eternity in pieces. Now my creatures, the time has to come to..." Then suddenly another large werewolf ran onto the scene and yelled, "Halt! The lord of the upper region of the underworld wishes to oversee the torture of this woman herself." Enid's grandmother looked very surprised as she said, "You don't mean..." Then suddenly a shadowy figure in a dark robe walked into the arena. The figure kept their body completely concealed by their dark robe and hood they wore... but a large beard could be seen coming from the hood. Enid's grandmother got down on one knee as she said, "Lord Rasputin. We are humbled by your presence." Enid then rolled her eyes as she sarcastically said, "Of course. Lets just throw in one of history's most despicable men into this ordeal too. Like things weren't enough crazy!"
As the shadowy figure walked towards Enid, the lizard monsters moved away, while Enid's grandmother said, "How would you like to torture her Lord Rasputin? We serve and obey you. Speak great Region Lord, and we shall do whatever it is you tell us to do." Then suddenly underneath the hood of the shadowy figure, a voice could be heard saying... "Rowr." Everyone immediately looked confused. Then Enid's grandmother immediately pulled the robe off the figure... only to see standing before her was Ana, with her cat sitting on her head (and a giant fake beard attached to the cat's head). A surprised Enid then yelled, "Ana!?" Then an excited Ana grinned as she put on a pair of sunglasses and loudly proclaimed, "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I am all out of bubblegum!" Then Ana immediately took out a large flamethrower, and began shooting fire at all of the creatures surrounding her. All of the creatures began to scream in pain, as an overjoyed Ana yelled, "These are holy flamethrowers I had blessed by ten priests you bitches! Yes, I am using fire to fight demons in hell; which I call peak irony!"
Enid moved close to Ana, and looked at her with surprise as she said, "Ana, you shouldn't have come here. What about guarding the portal, and..." Ana interrupted Enid as she said, "Sorry mom, but I couldn't leave my family here in hell without me coming in to help. Right Stormageddon the Conqueror?" Ana's cat still sat on Ana's head as he excitedly said, "Rowr!" Then Enid's grandmother yelled, "You repulsive little girl! Acting like you're on the side of good, while falsely claiming to be someone so evil!" Then a grinning Ana pointed her flamethrower forward as she said, "Good, bad... I'm the girl with the flamethrower!" Then Ana immediately shot flames at her great-grandmother, which immediately caused her to face burn. As Enid's grandmother screamed in pain, a smirking Ana said, "Groovy!" Then Ana turned her head to look at Enid while saying, "Okay mom. Just step back and let me handle this." Enid reluctantly backed away as she said, "It's so hard to admit my daughter is better at fighting off demons in hell than I am."
Then as Enid stood on the sidelines, Enid's grandmother (still in great pain) yelled, "Everyone, attack that dangerous teenage girl! From this moment forward, all of hell is at war with her!" Then a glaring Ana said, "Don't push it. I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe." Then Ana began to use her flamethrower to shoot larger flames at the many creatures of hell that were running at her. Then as Ana's cat jumped to the ground, an excited Ana tossed her phone to the ground (right next to her cat) as she said, "Stormagedon the Conqueror, you're in charge of music. Turn on my 1970's music playlist. Start with the second track by Boney M." Ana's cat hit a few buttons on Ana's phone. Then 1970's music began to play as Ana began to dance her feet to it. Ana's cat (still wearing his large Rasputin beard) happily jumped up and down to the music. Meanwhile Ana continued to shoot flames at the creatures of hell as she gleefully sang, "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen. There was a CAT that really was gone! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine. It was a shame how he carried on!" Then Ana and her cat continued to dance to the music, while Ana continued to fire at all of the hell beasts trying to attack her.
Wednesday was running through hell as fast as she could. As she ran, Wednesday kept checking behind her to see if anyone was following her. Eventually Wednesday stopped to catch her breath... and then began to loosen the collar on her shirt as she could feel the heat of the flames filled in hell begin to finally touch her. Wednesday remained still for a moment... and then began to walk towards a nearby cave. However as Wednesday entered the cave, suddenly she heard a male voice say, "Wednesday?" Wednesday immediately turned her head and saw chained to a nearby wall was a teenage boy. As Wednesday walked closed to the teenage boy to examine his face, her eyes widened as she said, "Tyler!?"
An exhausted looking Tyler remained still (while still chained to a wall) as he said, "My God! Wednesday!? I never thought I'd see you again. What are you doing here?" Wednesday, despite her eyes being wider than usual, kept a calm demeanor as she said, "I could ask the same of you." Tyler glanced at his chains as he said, "Oh, these. Yeah, Laurel chained me here. She didn't necessarily enjoy how I turned on her awhile back." A curious Wednesday then asked, "She didn't attempt to control you again?" Tyler made a tiny smile as he said, "You can't take control of a Hyde a second time in hell. So what are you doing here?"
Wednesday paused for a moment... and then said, "Trying to find my family which has been taken captive in this domain. When I made a psychic connection with them recently, I could sense my wife was in some type of arena." Tyler then looked at Wednesday directly as he said, "There's only one arena in the upper area of hell. I can take you there. Just free me and I'll show you the way." Wednesday then took out her sword... but paused as she looked at Tyler with anger.
Tyler sighed, and then said, "Look, I know there's tons of crazy history between us. I screwed with you multiple times, but you know I'm not all bad. That was my crazy Hyde DNA screwing with me. But I'm a completely regular looking person now; just like I was when you first me. Please Wednesday... let me make up for some of the pain I caused you." Wednesday paused for another moment... and then used her sword to slash away the chains holding Tyler. As a freed Tyler began to stretch his arms, a determined looking Wednesday said, "Show me the path now."
In another area of hell, Harmony was being held down to the ground by four lizard creatures, with her head pushed against a rock. One large lizard creature then held an axe over Harmony's head as he said, "Prepared to experience the rest of eternity with no body; forever cursed in pain." With tears in her eyes, Harmony softly said, "Megan... I'm sorry." Then the lizard creature raised their axe up high... but suddenly an arrow was shot through their body. The lizard creature screamed in pain as he said, "Who dares!?" Then just as the lizard creature turned their head, a larger arrow was shot right through their head; sending them falling to the ground. Then Harmony turned her head, and saw running towards her was Megan holding a crossbow (while wearing a blue cloak) as she screamed, "Get the hell away from my fiance!"
As the other creatures looked startled for a moment, Harmony pushed the creatures off of her, quickly grabbed an axe she found on the ground, and immediately used it to decapitate two of the other lizard creatures near her. Then as Megan ran towards Harmony, six more lizard creatures ran out of a nearby cave, and immediately tried to jump at Megan. Megan then fired several arrows from her crossbow at the creatures coming at her. However when several of them got too close, Megan pulled out a sword she has concealed behind her, and immediately decapitated the remaining lizard creatures. Harmony meanwhile kicked the remaining two lizard creatures attacking her, and used her axe to chop them both in half.
Harmony and Megan then eagerly ran towards each other as an excited Harmony yelled, "Megan!" Megan meanwhile ran towards Harmony with utter joy as she yelled, "Harmony!" However suddenly the ground began to open between the two women, and a giant mole monster with giant fangs emerged from ground as it screamed, "No one is allowed to run on the ground in my domain and live!" Then a furious Megan yelled, "Nothing else is keeping me from the woman I love!" Then Megan took out of her pocket a large grenade, and then threw it at the mole monster. The mole monster (seeing the grenade was coming at it) tried to run away... but then it's body exploded just as the grenade hit it. Then an overjoyed Harmony and Megan ran into each other's arms and immediately kissed one another (with the giant explosion caused from the grenade lighting up the area around them).
After Harmony and Megan held each other and kissed for a long moment, Harmony eventually stopped kissing Megan as she asked, "What are you doing here?" A smiling Megan then said, "Well considering you came to hell to save me when you thought I was down here, it only made sense to try to save you. Besides... we are still having a wedding this weekend, right?" Harmony grinned as she said, "Honestly, can we have it on Friday instead? Everyone should already be in town by then, right?" Megan smirked as she said, "Deal. But with that being said... why did you think I was in hell instead of heaven?" Harmony made a little sigh, and then said, "Well... considering how screwed up my family is, I wasn't sure if loving someone of the Addams lineage had condemned your soul or something. Plus... my mother only had a portal to hell, not heaven. So... even if it was an unlikely shot... I still had to find you." Megan blushed a bit, gave Harmony a quick kiss on the lips, and then said, "Thank you." Then a curious Harmony asked, "Wait. Did you come down here alone?" Megan then casually said, "No. I came down here with Ana. She went to go save your mom, and knowing Ana... she probably has everything taken care of."
Ana was busy dancing to disco music as she was shooting her flamethrower at every beast in hell that tried to attack her. Then as Ana's cat danced next to Ana, more 1970's music was playing on Ana's phone. So as Ana continued to shoot flames at her enemies, she happily sang, "Burn, baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn, baby burn! Burn that mother down!" Then as Enid watched on the sidelines, she yelled, "Ana, what's with the disco music!?" Then a gleeful Ana yelled, "Well... I know they say disco is dead... but this is hell! So this is the perfect place to play it!" Then Ana's cat happily jumped up and yelled, "Rowr!"
Tyler led through Wednesday through what appeared to be a wasteland of hell. However the two eventually reached a cliff. The two saw a large army of creatures and denizens of hell walking aimlessly through the lower wasteland at the bottom of the cliff. As Tyler pointed down, he said, "Beyond that crowd is the stadium where the rest of your family should be. Do you see it in the distance?" Wednesday then walked closer to the edge of the cliff as she tried to see what was beyond the horizon. However, Wednesday suddenly froze for a moment, and then immediately turned around as she saw Tyler running at her with knife. Wednesday immediately kicked the knife out of Tyler's hands. Tyler however suddenly transformed into his Hyde body and immediately pushed Wednesday hard to the ground. An angry Wednesday then said, "I thought you were a regular person again."
Then suddenly Wednesday heard Laurel Gates' voice say, "No. He said he was just like he was when he first met you." Then Wednesday turned her head and saw Laurel walking towards her; with her father Ansel, her brother Garrett, and Joseph Crackstone not far behind her. Wednesday glared at Laurel as she said, "It's quite unoriginal to use the same pawn and plan twice against me." Then a grinning Laurel said, "And yet it worked again! I can't believe you keep falling for reruns Wednesday! But yes, I was able to put Tyler completely under my control once more. Now then Wednesday, I let you run away in fear for awhile... but how shall we end this?" Then a smiling Joseph Crackstone said, "I'd enjoy watching her body be thrown off a cliff." Then Ansel Gates took out a sword as he said, "How about eternal pain from decapitation." Then a grinning Laurel said, "Or... we do as ancient Romans did, and ask the crowds for their opinion."
Then Laurel turned to Joseph Crackstone as she said, "My dear ancestor, you've been down here far longer than I, and thus have more connections. Would you please call upon every beast and denizen in hell to come watch my special little presentation I have planned. The Addams name is quite famous down in this domain, so I'm sure everyone in hell will be so excited for a public torturing of dear Wednesday here." Joseph Crackstone glared at Laurel as he said, "I don't take orders from you girl... however... considering I had the same plan... I shall do as I already intended." Joseph Crackstone then walked away, while Laurel rolled her eyes and said, "Unfortunately, misogyny is eternal down here as well." Then as Tyler picked up Wednesday and held her arms tight, a gleeful Laurel held her arms out as she said, "Prepare yourself Wednesday... to feel eternal pain for the rest of your life... by my hand!"
Harmony and Megan ran towards a large stadium as Megan said, "Okay. This is definitely the direction I saw Ana running in before we split up. So lets see how she's doing." Harmony and Megan then walked into the stadium... and saw Ana throwing several grenades at attacking muscular men (who had horns on their head), while dancing. Harmony and Megan then walked over to Enid (who was just standing on the sidelines watching). Harmony then waved as she said, "Hey mom. We're both here." A relieved Enid immediately hugged Megan as she said, "Megan, it's good to see you're okay." Once Enid let go of her, Megan said, "Thanks. But... why aren't you helping Ana fight these creatures?" Enid crossed her arms, sighed, and then said, "Honestly... it's because I'd only get in the way at this point."
Meanwhile Ana continued to have music playing on her phone, while her cat danced to it. Then as Ana threw more grenades at the attacking muscular horned men, the explosions caused body parts of the destroyed men to start flying into the air. Then as the body parts of the men rained down, a gleeful Ana sang, "It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men! Amen!" Then Ana suddenly took out a large bomb and threw it at the last of attacking muscular horned men; causing a huge explosion which caused blood and gore to fly into the air. Then as the blood came raining down on her, Ana happily sang, "I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get... absolutely soaking wet!" Meanwhile as Enid just watched the entire scene with a horrified face, she said, "When Wednesday first said she was pregnant... I had a nightmare of how a child with both my DNA and hers would turn out.. and this is exactly what my nightmare looked like."
Then as an excited Ana realized all her enemies were defeated, she looked at Enid while happily yelling, "Mom, this place is awesome! Can we come back here every year on my birthday!?" Then suddenly a heavily burnt body began to rise from the ground, and it began to speak in the voice of Enid's grandmother as it said, "Quite impressive great-granddaughter. Despite not carrying the werewolf gene, you fight like a ferocious beast, and truly are worthy to be part of my clan. Join me Ana, and together we can rule all of hell itself!" Then Ana rolled her eyes and said, "Are you seriously trying the Darth Vader speech on me? No thanks old woman." Then Ana turned, and began to walk away. However as Ana began to walk off, Enid's grandmother angerly said, "Don't defy me great-granddaughter. Even in hell, I have influence on what happens on Earth... especially with those on the astral plane. If you don't join me... then perhaps I'll use my resources to pull your new little ghost friend down here for all eternity!"
Then with a look of sudden anger and hatred on her face, Ana pointed her flamethrower at her great-grandmother at point black range, and immediately fired flames at her. Enid's grandmother shrieked in pain as her body began to deteriorate. Ana kept the flames going from her weapon for over a minute... until the body of her great-grandmother was nothing but a pile of dust. Ana then turned off her flamethrower, and with an angry face turned away. Then Ana looked at Enid, Harmony, and Megan while saying, "Okay. Lets go find mother."
A large crowd of nearly every individual that could stand in hell was gathered together near the bottom of a cliff. Everyone looked up at Laurel Gates, who happily looked down at the crowd that was larger than the eye could see. Nearby, Tyler was holding Wednesday tight with his hands; while standing near them was Joseph Crackstone, Ansel Gates, and Garrett Gates. Laurel then held her arms out before the crowd as she loudly proclaimed, "Demons, denizens, and beasts... today is a glorious day in hell! Many individuals on Earth over the eons have become quite notorious for evading our attacks and our desires to torture them here for eternity. However today, I captured our great white whale! I have captured the one individual no one thought was possible to defeat or bring down to hell. But now she is here amongst us. I bring you... Wednesday Addams!" Then Laurel had Tyler bring Wednesday over to the side of the cliff where everyone could see her.
As the crowd silently watched, a crazed Laurel yelled, "Oh, the journey to bring her here was so long! I nearly killed her when she was a teenager, but failed. My entire family tried to kill her parents before she was even born, but failed. Even my great ancestor Joseph Crackstone tried to kill this girls' ancestor: Goody Addams long ago, and failed. But finally... hell's most infamous enemy stands before us here in our domain!" Then Laurel turned to look at Wednesday as she said, "So Wednesday... any last words?" Wednesday's face remained frozen for a moment... but then slowly... Wednesday began to smile... and then Wednesday suddenly... began to laugh. Then Wednesday's smile began to grow larger as she began to laugh harder and harder. A very worried and angry Laurel then said, "Why are you laughing!? You're Wednesday Addams! You never laugh! Answer me girl! Why are you laughing!?"
Then Wednesday turned to look at Laurel as she slyly said, "You don't get it. If all of hell so desires me to be here... then why hasn't Lucifer himself shown up to get a front seat to this event? Has it occurred to you - that he never wanted me here in the first place!?" Laurel looked shocked and confused as she said, "What!?" Then Wednesday casually said, "Satin himself knows that if I ever ended up down here one day, I'd take his job and would be running the place in less than a week. That's why the devil made a deal with God years ago, and used every last favor he had to ensure that when I do die one day, no matter what: I would get a free pass to heaven. I know that there are indeed many individuals here in hell that do want to torture me for all time... but they know they could never pull it off. You on the other hand... you just admitted that your family wasn't able to kill me when I was younger, or kill my parents, or kill my ancestors. So if everyone else in hell knows they can't take their anger out on me... then the next best person they'll want to take their anger out on... is you!"
Suddenly the sounds of yelling were heard. Laurel looked down, and saw every individual in hell was trying to climb up the cliff towards her as they screamed. Laurel panicked as she yelled, "No, no! This was supposed to be my day of victory!" Then Wednesday smirked as she said, "Whoever thought it was better to try to rule in hell than serve in heaven, clearly never counted the cost of that choice." As Laurel began to looked furious, she glared at Wednesday while yelling, "You! You planned this all along, didn't you?" Wednesday sounded both casual and confidant as she said, "It honestly only took me three seconds to come up with this simple set up as soon as I saw you. It didn't take much work though. I ran away towards these cliffs acting scared, you got over confidant, and then your ego did the rest." Then an angry Laurel glared at Wednesday as she yelled, "Well I can still have you suffer in pain with me! Tyler, tear this girl apart!" Then just as Tyler raised his hand up... suddenly a sword went through Tyler. Tyler was caught off guard, as a figure then kicked him off the nearby cliff.
Laurel's eyes then widened as she realized the person that stabbed Tyler, and was now pointing a sword at her... was her brother Garrett. Joseph Crackstone then ran at Garrett with a staff out as he yelled, "Traitor!" However Garrett was able to lunge at Joseph Crackstone, and then sent him over the nearby cliff as well. Laurel looked confused as she said, "Garret... why!?" Then as Garrett got in front of Wednesday, he glared at Laurel while saying, "Because sister, I've experienced how single-focused hatred ruins lives... and I'm sick of watching it!" Then as Ansel Gates stepped towards Garrett, he yelled, "Don't turn on your family boy! You still have a chance to prove to me that you're worthy to be called my son!" Then Garrett yelled, "No dad! You turned on our family! Your hatred ruined us! Well, no more!" Then Garrett glanced at Wednesday as he said, "Wednesday... tell your mother... I'm sorry for everything."
Then both Laurel and Ansel ran at Garrett with swords out. Garrett quickly took out his own sword and began to fight both his father and sister. Wednesday backed away, as she saw coming up a nearby hill was Enid, Harmony, Ana, and Megan. A relieved but still concerned Enid said, "Wednesday, are you okay? What's going on? There's a huge army coming this way!" Wednesday looked at her family as she plainly said, "I know. We need to get back to the portal now!" Then Wednesday, Enid, Harmony, Ana, and Megan ran away from the scene as fast as they could. However as Laurel watched the five run off, she yelled, "No! Get back here!" However Laurel was soon distracted by her brother attacking her with a sword.
Wednesday, Enid, Harmony, Ana, and Megan ran as fast as they could through hell. As they ran, several beasts ran at them. With immediate ease: Ana fired her flamethrower at them, Enid and Harmony used their wolf claws to slash through them, Megan fired arrows from her cross bow at them, and Wednesday tore apart every enemy with her sword. Soon, the five saw the portal ahead of them. Enid glanced at her watch as she said, "We only got about two minutes before the portal closes! Come on everyone! Move!" The five then ran as fast as they could to the portal. Then just as they were several feet from the portal... jumping down from a nearby small cliff was Laurel Gates and her father Ansel. The two immediately jumped onto Wednesday's back and pushed her to the ground. Enid, Harmony, Ana, and Megan stopped, and then looked back at Wednesday. A panicked Enid yelled, "Wednesday!" A smiling Ansel then said, "We finished off that boy that claimed to be my son... and now we're going to finish you!" As a grinning Laurel held her sword over Wednesday, she said, "You may claim hell doesn't want you here... but I think no one will mind once you're reduced to tons of little bitty pieces for all eternity!"
Then just as Laurel began to thrust her sword down... suddenly both Laurel and Ansel were decapitated by two swords. As Ansel's body fell, it was revealed standing behind him holding a sword out... was Larissa Weems. Everyone looked surprised, as Enid loudly said, "Principal Weems!?" Larissa Weems smiled as she said, "And I'm not alone." Then as Laurel's body fell to the ground, it was revealed standing behind her was an old woman with messy white hair. The old woman then smiled, looking directly at Wednesday as she said, "Hello my little stink bug." Suddenly, happiness went across Wednesday's face as she said, "Grandma!" Then Wednesday ran forward and happily hugged her smiling grandmother. Larissa Weems meanwhile smiled, as an excited Harmony said, "Whoa! You mean... that's the famous Great-Grandmama Addams!?" Wednesday then let go of her grandmother, with tears in her eyes as she said, "Grandma, I..." Wednesday's grandmother then said, "Oh, there's nothing to be said. We did plenty of that when I was alive. All you need to know is... I am so proud of you Wednesday. You have become such a strong woman, and have such a wonderful family there."
Then suddenly everyone heard the sound of loud screams. Everyone turned their heads and saw a large army of hell beasts was coming towards them. An angry Ana then said, "Err. Just as I ran out of explosives!" A panicked Enid then said, "My God! The portal may be about to close, but if even a few of those beasts get through to the mortal plain..." Then Larissa Weems and Wednesday's grandmother turned to face the beasts, as Larissa Weems said, "We'll hold them off for you." A concerned Wednesday then said, "But grandma, can't you..." Wednesday's grandmother smirked as she said, "Don't worry Wednesday. I'm having the time of my life living down here. You go live your life with that amazing family you got." Wednesday paused for a moment... and then backed away as she said, "Lets go." Then Enid, Harmony, Ana, and Megan quickly went through the portal. However just before Wednesday went through the portal, Larissa Weems said, "Oh, Ms Addams?" Wednesday then turned to look back at Larissa Weems as she said, "Yes, Principal Weems?" Larissa Weems smiled as she said, "Tell your mother I loved her... with all my heart." Wednesday nodded her head... and then stepped through the portal.
In the basement of her home, Wednesday stepped through the portal to where she saw the rest of her family waiting for her. Wednesday turned to look back at the portal as everyone heard the sounds of screams and slashes coming from it. Then after several moments went by... the portal closed. A concerned looking Megan then asked, "Those sounds we heard... was that..." Wednesday then made a small smirk as she said, "That... was the sounds of enemies being defeated by a member of the Addams Family... and someone who is an honorary member of it. So with that being said... let us focus now on extending our family tomorrow." Harmony and Megan then held hands as they glanced at one another with very happy faces. Meanwhile as Ana noticed this, she rolled her eyes while saying, "Oh God, it's gonna get so loud tonight in this house, isn't it?" Then Ana's cat suddenly poked his head out a bag Ana was carrying. Ana then glanced at her cat as she said, "It's safe to come out now Stormageddon the Conqueror. Come on. I'm crashing at your place tonight." Then Ana carried her cat out of the basement.
The next morning, Harmony and Megan lay naked together in bed. As the morning sun shined into the room, Megan opened her eyes and looked happy as she saw a pleased Harmony was resting her head on her pillow while gazing upon her. The two women starred into each other's eyes... as Harmony's smile began to grow. A curious Megan then said, "What?" A grateful Harmony then said, "Nothing... or rather... everything. I... I really thought I was never going to see you again. The future family I saw we'd have one day... I thought I had lost it. I thought I lost you. I thought I lost everything." Megan then reached out and held Harmony's hands as she said, "We may lose each other for real one day... but now we know, we are literally willing to fight all of hell itself to prevent that from happening. I'm with you Harmony... now and forever." Harmony and Megan then moved their faces forward and kissed one another.
Later that day near at an outdoor pavilion in the park, many began to gather for the wedding. Eventually Wednesday walked onto the scene in an elegant black and white dress, while Enid walked beside her in an old fashioned pink and white dress. Ana meanwhile followed behind them while wearing a sleeveless long purple dress, while Ana's cat sat on her shoulder wearing a mini tuxedo and tiny top hat. As the three began to see many walking stacks of hair moving about, a confused Ana asked, "What's with all the walking wigs around here?" Enid then glared at Ana as she said, "Ana! Those are your distant cousins!" A confused Ana then said, "They are!?" Wednesday raised one eyebrow as she said, "Cousin Itt apparently has far more children than we originally believed. Speaking of which, he seems to be arriving now."
Meanwhile nearby: walking out of a small car was Cousin Itt. At the same time a limo pulled up right behind Cousin Itt's car, and stepping out of it were Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, and Thing. A smiling Gomez then approached Cousin Itt as he said, "Cousin Itt! Good to see you!" Cousin Itt looked at Gomez and Morticia as he said, "Rmfdf dsmdd jwpozs mdasm." Then Morticia looked up as she said, "Yes, it is a shame this wedding has to be on a sunny day... but it can still be an enjoyable occasion no matter what the weather. You should know that. You've been married nine times now." Then Cousin Itt looked down as he regretfully said, "Rnd hgfss smdmd tsldyc fmsafdn." Then a surprised Gomez said, "What!? You and Morgana broke up!? I thought she really loved you." Cousin Itt sighed, and then said, "Fnds fldfn dfo gjgr erogr ejd asdlm." Then Morticia sighed, and sadly said, "Well Cousin Itt, that's what happens when you keep trying to have six secret mistresses while married. People are eventually going to find out you have thirty children born from forty three different women."
Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, and Thing then walked over to where Wednesday, Enid, and Ana were standing. A smiling Gomez then said, "Hello everyone. Is everything all set up for the Mamushka dance? We are still doing it, right?" Ana then chuckled as she said, "Yes grandpa. Harmony and Megan aren't cutting that tradition out of their wedding; like mom and mother did at theirs. However Harmony and Megan say they have another song they want to do before the Mamushka... but I still don't know what it is." Meanwhile Thing ran over and climbed it's way onto Wednesday's shoulder, and quickly showed resting on his fingers were two wedding rings. Wednesday raised her eyebrows as she said, "I see you brought Harmony and Megan's wedding rings here as instructed. Well done Thing."
Then another limo pulled up nearby... and stepping out of it was Megan alongside her father Max. Megan wore an elegant but simple white dress with a veil, while Max wore a simple black tuxedo. Megan and Max then approached the Addams Family, as a smiling Megan said, "Hey everyone. My dad insisted that he didn't want to just walk me down the aisle, but he also wanted to walk me the whole way here." Enid smiled as she looked at Max while saying, "We get it. Letting go is hard to do." Max then looked at Wednesday, Enid, and Ana as he said, "Well, even though we're talking about letting go... I have you all to thank for bringing this blushing bride back. So... thank you... for giving me back my daughter." Then Wednesday kept a straight face as she said, "Of course. It's the least we could do for the young lady that shall soon become our daughter as well." Then a smiling Max held Megan's hand as he said, "Okay Megan... just a few more minutes of you being my baby girl." Megan smiled warmly as she said, "Oh, dad..."
Gomez meanwhile looked at Lurch as he said, "Come on Lurch. Lets go spot some good seats. Any creaky ones that are ready to fall apart would be preferable." Then as Gomez and Lurch walked away, a smiling Enid said, "Hey Ana; lets go check on how your sister is doing. You can come with us too Thing. We have so much gossip to catch up on. Also, you gotta tell me all about that nice foot you're dating now." Thing then jumped on Enid's shoulder as the two walked away; while Ana and her cat followed them. Soon it was just Wednesday and Morticia standing together. Morticia then looked at Wednesday as she calmly said, "I hear you had quite the adventure recently." Wednesday stood still as she said, "Indeed... and while on my adventure... I encountered Garrett Gates... and Grandmama... and Principal Weems." Morticia tried to remain calm and poised, but her eyes widened very greatly as she said, "You did, did you?"
Wednesday looked directly at mother as she said, "Garrett wished to convey his apologies for everything he did long ago. Grandmama meanwhile seemed quite content with the state of her afterlife, as did Principal Weems. The three of them saved us mother... and kept literal hell on Earth from being unleashed. However right before I left them... Principal Weems wanted you to know... that she loved you... with all her heart." Morticia stood silently for a moment as she put a hand over her heart... and then after the silent moment passed, Morticia said, "I knew." Then Wednesday looked at her mother curiously as she said, "As difficult and odd as this question sounds... I feel obliged to ask mother... had you not met father and married him all those years ago... would you have chosen Larissa?" Morticia again stood silent for a long moment... and then had a somewhat sad look in her eyes as she said, "I don't know."
As the beginning of the wedding was almost ready, everyone was getting seated. Seats sat all around an outdoor stage, but everyone was sitting on just one side of the stage (leaving the seats behind the stage empty). As everyone began to get seated, Enid was the first to sit in the front. Suddenly, Enid noticed her mother walking towards her. Enid's mother then sat down next to Enid as she said, "Hello Enid." Enid smiled as she said, "Hey mom. Where's dad?" Enid's mom rolled her eyes as she said, "Rounding up all your nephews. They're a bigger handful than even your brothers were at that age." Enid chuckled for a moment... and then made a serious face as she said, "Um... mom?" Enid's mother then casually said, "Yes?" Enid took a deep breath... and then said, "I know me and you didn't see eye to eye while I was growing up. We argued a lot, and I felt hurt by how much pressure you were always putting on me... but I think I now realize... you were just doing what you felt was best for me. I don't condone all the ways you treated me... but I realize now... you were trying to act like a better parent than the way your mother must've treated you. So thank you for that... and thank you for having me mom." Enid's mother made a small smile... and then put her hands over Enid's hands as she said, "Thanks kiddo."
Soon Enid's father sat down nearby; and then the majority of the entire Addams Family sat down nearby as well. Then Lurch sat down at a nearby organ... and began to play the traditional wedding march. Everyone turned their heads and saw Harmony walking down the aisle as Wednesday walked beside her. As Harmony walked beside her mother, she wore a light purple dress, while holding a bouquet of flowers. As the two walked together, Harmony glanced at Wednesday as she said, "Is all the bright stuff here bothering your mother?" Wednesday kept a straight face as she said, "I will tolerate it... for today only." Soon the two reached the center stage, and Wednesday went over to sit down next to Enid. Then Megan was walked down the aisle by her father Max. When the two reached the center stage, Max tearfully stepped away from Megan. As Max sat down with the rest of his family, a smiling Megan quickly waved to her mother, brother, and grandmother. Harmony and Megan then both happily stood on the stage together looking out at their families.
Then an older dark skinned man in a suit walked onto the stage and stood near Harmony and Megan. The older man then looked at everyone as he said, "Hello everyone. For those that don't know me, I'm Megan's grandfather; or as most of my family call me: Grandpa Winston. I was asked to perform this wedding by both families because... well, I've seen a lot of strange stuff in my day, and I also understand the importance of mixed heritage. You see my granddaughter Megan here doesn't just come from a white father and black mother. She also has ancestry from Ireland, England, and Scotland on her father's side of the family, and ancestry from Nigeria, Ghana, and Puerto Rico from me and her mother's side of the family. Harmony meanwhile comes from a family of psychics and werewolves that come from all over the world on both sides of her family. Now some people feel these differences would bring conflict to a family... but I instead see strength. I see two young women who have taken the best parts of the different worlds they came from, and have found a way to bring them together to improve not just their lives; but others as well. It's an example we can all truly learn a great deal from. Now then... I believe Harmony and Megan have some words to say to the other."
Harmony and Megan then looked into each other's eyes, as a smiling Harmony said, "Actually... we don't have many more words to say to each other... because our actions lately have already said plenty." A smiling Megan then said, "Yeah. However, as part of this wedding ceremony..." Megan then held out a bag of nuts as she said, "These are Kola nuts that I wish to share with you Harmony. They are a traditional food that were shared at weddings by my Nigerian ancestors, which I had blessed by my parents' church pastor earlier. They have a very bitter taste... but I know we can handle any bitter things that comes our way as long as we handle them together." Megan then handed Harmony a nut, and together both women slowly ate one nut at the same time.
Then Megan took out a pair of scissors; while a happy Harmony said, "And now to honor the ancient tradition that many Addams Family women did centuries ago... Megan, I offer you to cut away all the petals from my flowers I have brought with me... for even when something seems old, ugly, and lifeless... there is still great beauty to be found within it... just as I vow to always see the beauty in you no matter what time does to our bodies." Harmony held her flowers out, and then Megan immediately cut all the petals off with the scissors.
Then Grandpa Winston stepped forward as he said, "Now... the rings, please." Very quickly, Thing rushed towards the stage with two rings sitting on top of his bare wrist. Harmony then picked up the rings as she said, "Thank you Uncle Thing." Then as Harmony and Megan put their wedding rings on each other's fingers, Megan said, "Just as my father said to my mother on her wedding day, I now say to you... With this ring I thee wed, and all my worldly goods I thee endow. In sickness and in health, in poverty or in wealth, 'til death do us part."
Then Harmony took out a talisman with the picture of a werewolf head on it; which also had a large ribbon attached to it. Harmony wrapped the ribbon attached to the talisman around both her wrist and Megan's. A smiling Harmony then said, "And now Megan, in the words of my werewolf ancestors... as a descendant of the Sinclair pack, I ask you to join our mighty family; and in exchange I vow to have my heart and soul bound to yours for all time. Do you accept my eternal offer?" A grinning Megan then said, "I do."
Then Grandpa Winston looked at Harmony as he said, "And Harmony... will you have Megan to be your lawfully wedded wife. Will you comfort and keep her, forsaking all others as long as you both shall live?" A very happy Harmony then said, "I do." Then a grinning Megan said, "You so better, because I so do as well." Everyone laughed a bit, as a smiling Grandpa Winston said, "Then by the power invested me, I now pronounce you wife and wife. You may kiss your bride." Then Harmony and Megan immediately kissed one another as everyone watching immediately began to clap and cheer; while some of Harmony's werewolf family members began to howl loudly into the sky. Harmony and Megan then turned to look at their large extended family as they both smiled while hugging one another.
Then after a long moment of looking at the families, Harmony and Megan turned to look at Grandpa Winston as Harmony said, "Thank you so much Grandpa Winston... and as a thank you for your services, you can have first dibs on busting out the pork chops at the reception." Grandpa Winston pumped his fist into air as he said, "Thank you! How did you know I love pork chops so much!?" Megan giggled a bit, and then said, "Hey. Everyone knows the great Winston Zeddemore always loves busting out the pork chops before anyone." Grandpa Winston chuckled as he said, "Well, as I've been saying in my line of work since the 80's... bustin' makes me feel good."
As the wedding reception began, many members of the different families were eating and interacting with one another. Meanwhile Ana was sitting at a small table in a corner drinking some soda while all alone. Suddenly Ana noticed two teenage girls running towards her as they yelled, "Ana!" Ana looked surprised, as she immediately recognized the girls and said, "Emmy! Sophia!" Ana then quickly jumped up and hugged her two friends. Once she let go of them, a curious Ana said, "Hey. How have you both been? How is college life going? We miss you at Nevermore." A smiling Sophia said, "We miss you all too. As for how we're doing... well... we don't want to overshadow Harmony and Megan's big day with what's going on in our life, so..." Then an overexcited Emmy held up her hand (showing a diamond ring on it) as she said, "We're getting married too! We actually were both planning to propose the same night! Then we both found the ring the other was hiding at the same moment, and it was so romantic!" Sophia rolled her eyes, but smiled as she said, "We're both so excited, it's hard to keep it in." A wide eyed and amazed Ana said, "Wow. That's amazing! I'm so happy for you two." Then a curious Emmy asked, "So, Ana... any special person in your life now? Think you might be the next person to have a wedding after ours?" Ana made a little sigh, then tried to smile, but had a little pain in her voice as she said, "Well... there is somebody I like... but I don't know if a wedding could ever work for us. It's complicated. However, today... I'm just happy for my sister... who is starting her own family now."
Soon Harmony and Megan stepped up onto a nearby stage together, and while holding a microphone: Megan said, "Hello everyone! Hi. Can everyone hear us?" As everyone began to quiet down, a happy Harmony spoke into a microphone as she said, "Thank you everyone for being here. Today isn't just a day about the two of us... it's also about family looking out for one another, and supporting each other." Then a smiling Megan said, "So, for the first song the two of us want to sing and dance to as a married couple... we didn't want to pick a song we felt was best for just us. Rather... we wanted to pick a song that we felt was best for our entire extended family." Then as Megan walked over to a nearby music player, a smiling Harmony looked at everyone as she said, "So after thinking long and hard about it... we decided to go with a recommendation that the first important girl in my life gave me... and that important girl would be my twin sister Ana. Okay, hit it Megan!"
Then Megan pressed play on a device she had connected to the sound system, while Ana sat in the corner of the room looking confused. Techno music began to slowly play as the lights in the room darkened, but a spotlight went on the stage. Harmony then had a big smile on her face, as she began to sing, "My mama told me when I was young: we are all born superstars." Suddenly happy tears appeared in Ana's eyes, as she pumped her fists into the air and yelled, "YES!" Then as Ana rushed towards the stage, a happy Harmony continued to sing, "She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, in the glass of her boudoir." Then as the music began to get more fast pace, Ana rushed onto the stage, grabbed a microphone, and then happily stood next to Harmony as she sang, "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are, she said, 'cause He made you perfect babe." Then Harmony and Ana stood back to back as they together sang, "So hold your head up girl, and you'll go far. Listen to me when I say..."
Then everyone in the room began to jump up and dance, as Harmony and Ana together sang, "I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!" Then Megan rushed onto the stage holding a microphone as she sang, "Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you're set." Then Harmony, Megan, and Ana together sang, "I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!"
Meanwhile Wednesday and Enid just watched the performance from the side of the room. Enid had a big smile on her face... but as she glanced at her wife, she realized Wednesday still had her typical emotionless face. Enid made a sly smile as she said, "Come on Wednesday. Can't you act like you're just a little bit happy on our daughter's wedding day?" As Wednesday kept her face emotionless, she said, "Happiness could only occur in me if something unexpectedly pleasant occurred. However there is nothing unexpected about this day. We raised our daughter as perfectly as possible, and thus logic dictates that she would find a mate for herself as perfect as possible."
Enid then raised one eyebrow as she curiously asked, "You think we raised Harmony as perfectly as possible?" Then Wednesday raised both her eyebrows as she plainly said, "Of course. It only makes sense... since we are as perfect as possible." Enid then made a big happy smile as she said, "Oh, Wednesday..." Then Enid leaned her head forward and kissed Wednesday on the lips. Wednesday meanwhile simply wrapped one hand around Enid's back, while using her other hand to gently touch Enid's hip. However just as their long kiss ended, Enid unexpectedly began to drag Wednesday towards the stage as she happily said, "Come on! We are totally performing with our girls!"
Meanwhile on the stage: Harmony, Megan, and Ana together sang, "Ooh, there ain't no other way. Baby, I was born this way. Baby, I was born this way!" Then Enid and Wednesday rushed onto the stage; and while Wednesday remained completely silent, Enid kept an arm around her wife as she happily sang, "Ooh, there ain't no other way. Baby, I was born this way. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!" Then all of the women on stage (except Wednesday) happily sang, "I was born this way, hey! I was born this way, hey! I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way, hey! I was born this way, hey! I was born this way, hey! I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way, hey!" Then as the song ended, everyone in the room clapped and cheered. Harmony, Megan, and Ana simply held onto their microphones as they smiled, while Enid did a quick small curtsy. Wednesday however simply kept her hands in front of her, while her face remained in its' typically emotionless state. However... upon looking at her excited children and wife... for one brief second when no one was looking at her... Wednesday Addams finally made a content happy smile.
THE END
*NEXT WEEK - "A Tale of Sadness and Love" - Another 'experimental story' that will be a small self-contained tale.
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