"This is gonna be awesome," Ben said as he and Kevin sat in the Middleton arena to watch Pain King and Steel Toes' big grudge match. "How'd you score such good seats?"

"I know a guy," Kevin answered.

"Is that guy a scalper?" Ben asked

"Chill, Tennyson, not everything I know is a criminal."

"Me and Gwen don't count."

"I still know people other than criminals now. Can the match be about to begin?"

Kevin was right. The lights dimmed, and the wrestlers stepped into the ring. Ben and Kevin cheered with the rest of the audience, ready to watch the smackdown. Yeah, Ben knew pro wrestling was fake but didn't care. It was cool

The bell rang, and the wrestlers were about to go at each other when a sandstorm came out of nowhere in the middle of the ring.. Ben held up an arm to shield his eyes from the wind and the sand.

'Something tells me this isn't special effects,' Ben thought. When the storm subsided, a giant jackal man was wearing a gold medal and only a short skirt.

"Ladies and gents, bow down and watch the real champion, Jimmy the Jackal, take the belt," the jackal man shouted into a mic before letting out a howl.

Pain King and Steel Toe looked surprised; this wasn't part of the show.

Jimmy the Jackal grabbed Pain King first, spinning him over his head and then tossing him at Steel Toe. Leaping up with a howl, he pile drives the both of them.

Pinning them down, he stood up, letting out an evil laugh. "Who else wants a piece of the champ? Come on, I'll take on anyone," Jimmy the Jackal yelled, shooting gold eye beams out of his eyes and destroying a light.

People began to run in terror as Jimmy the Jackal laughed.

"Well, he said he'd take on any challenger. Let's see how he feels about Four Arms," Ben said, slamming down the Omnitrix.

"Four A—I mean Sand Box," Ben called out, having transformed into Sand Box and looking at himself. "Seriously, Omnitrix, I'm not in the same weight class as Fido over there," he complained before shaking his head. Ah, well, let's get this over with."

Sand Box shot his arms out, turning them into sand. He slung himself forward, jumping into the ring. "hey, kibble breath, how bout you pick on someone your size?" Ben said, throwing a punch, hitting Jimmy across the muzzle

Jimmy grinned, not even fazed by the punch. "you think you got what it takes to take me on, pipsqueak? Bring it," Jimmy said, turning into a cloud of sand. He rushed reforming and checked Ben, knocking him into the ropes before he was slung back to Jimmy, who elbowed him into the mat.

"Paws off, freak," Kevin shouted, leaping onto Jimmy's back and punching him. Jimmy reached back and grabbed him, tossing him clean out of the arena and leaving him embedded in the wall.

"This ain't a tag match," Jimmy shouted, shooting golden energy that kept Kevin pinned into the wall. "I'll get you after I take out the pebble here."

"Oh, short jokes, haha, real clever," Ben replied sarcastically, getting into a boxing stance; he fired off a series of jabs followed by an uppercut that knocked Jimmy back. Ben leaped up, twisting his fist and launching a sandy corkscrew punch at Jimmy.

Jimmy grinned, his amulet glowing as he grabbed the punch. Grinning, he blasted Ben with more eye beams, pinning him to the mat while walking over

"I wonder how many stomps it'll take to turn you into a pile of pebbles," Jimmy asked rhetorically, holding his feet up. "Let's find out"

"Let's not," Kim, Ben's girlfriend, leaped into a fight, kicking him in the face and knocking him away, "Kim," Ben asked, surprised.

"Hi, Ben," Kim said, helping Ben up.

"Didn't think you were a wrestling fan."

"I'm so not, but that guy, the president of this, stole that amulet from the Cleopatra closet exhibit and gave him magic powers," Kim explained to Ben

"And all he wants is to be a wrestler. That's kinda lame." also, he didn't really get why there was an exhibit about an old dead lady's closet, but magic amulets made sense.

"Very lame," Kevin added, still trying to break free. "Where's Gwen when you need her?"

"So go for the necklace, and Jackal guy goes back to normal," Ben said. He liked that plan: "You go high, and I go low."

Kim nodded.

Jimmy growled. He and Ben rushed at each other. Ben leaped up, throwing his fists back before he launched them both forward, hitting Jimmy in the chest and knocking the wind out of him while Kim leaped onto his neck, her hands grabbing the amulet and ripping it off.

"No!" Jimmy shouted as he began to shrink, leaving a middle-aged guy a head shorter than a sandbox

"And you were calling me short," Ben grumbled as Pain King and Steel Toe glared down at Jimmy Pain King, cracking his knuckles.

"Hi, Jimmy," Pain King said.

"You wanted to jump in the ring with us, boss. Let's see what you got," Steel Toe finished while a sheepish Jimmy tried to make a run for it.

Keyword tried as he was caught and tossed painfully out of the ring towards the waiting cops while the audience who'd come back cheered

"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Pain King Steel toe Kim Possible and Sandbox," the MC yelled into his mic, getting thunderous applause from the crowd.

Ben grinned.

Being a hero was awesome.

Soeacel thanks Number Boy for helping out with this chapter