"Welcome everyone to more daily talk with Deadpool, the MCUs star and the biggest money maker since Endgame. Deadpool here with the knucklehead who claims he'll never write another Many Dates story after he's done with his current one's number boy."
Applause rings out over some speakers behind a cardboard cutout audience and a number boy in a chair, this time not restrained with duct tape
Because PF complained that it was 'cruel,' 'unnecessary,' and 'the boss wouldn't approve.'
"So thanks for coming, Number Boy," Deadpool said
"Thanks for not kidnapping me," 61394 answered "so what do you want to know"
"No problem, Number Boy. we want you to be comfortable." PFN said.
"Well let's start with the obvious the bad guys you sent Vilgax to the Unworld nice Yugioh reference btdubs" Deadpool said "and you got rid of the homicidal anchorman based on two supervillains from dc and marvel and J Jonah Jameson getting him arrested"
"Let me say my piece about killing off Vilgax. besides becoming the final villain of Ultimate Alien, his role in Omniverse feels unimportant besides him, trying to get rid of Ben by getting rid of all of his variants and fusing with Malware where I think his journey was over after Ben beats him. after that, there's not much he does so getting rid of him was the best option." PFN explained.
"Well that one really should have happened in the show unlike most episodes of Alienforce/ultimate alien where the fights took place in Bellwood in the middle of the night or the desert Harrangue had his face on a homicidal robot in the middle of Washington DC with the Washington monument in the episode he tried to commit child murder triple child murder Kevin was still a minor in ultimate alien in the city with more security cameras than the state of Rhode Island guy where the entire US government lives guy should have not gotten away with it"
"That's true and what would he have done if he had had Ben sleeping with the fishies tell everyone on live tv how he saved them from the alien menace" Deadpool asked before using the continuity stone to answer his own question "wow throw some shrimp on me and call me Barbie that is what he would have done"
"What was with the weird Aussie saying" 61394 asked.
"Had to reference Mr. Jackman somehow" Wade said "so villains you've got rid of two of them what's your plan"
61394 shrugged "I've got plans and so does PF there's plenty of bad guys coming Ben and Kim's way with plenty of overlap of Danny and Penny shenanigans starting with you guessed it the clones"
"Right you mentioned long long long ago that Luke fought Kim and got his butt kicked so question we know you got bored and decided to resurrect the clones who helped save the world from the rock that you despise what's with the red ranger names"
"It's a reference Danny was the red phantom ranger so I went down the list of red rangers there isn't one named after Wes because for some reason he isn't listed under the red rangers on the wiki he's listed as a temporary ranger" 61394 answered.
"And for the girl clones why name them after the Pokémon girls" Deadpool asked.
"Well PFs pen name is POKEMON FAN 1991 I thought it'd be a cute little reference" 61394 shrugged "enough with the questions time for the chapter enjoy folks"
Who
Who am I
Why am I here
Surrounded by people who all have my face
A million thoughts race through my head but I can't voice them unable to move of his own volition
Why
"G2C2 lacks the capability of speech sweetness" a hologram of a woman spoke to him no not to him towards the blue skinned man with red eyes
Pain sparked in the back of his head searing him
Not a man this was his father
Father had to be obeyed
Father gave no choice but total obedience
"Always good to double check have this one target Kim Possible" the man said "it will certainly inspire a great amount of fear if the girl who can do anything we're to suddenly disappear"
"Of course my dear" the hologram said "you're so brilliant."
"Thank you my dear" father said before looking to him "have the next clone come for orders"
Information was uploaded into his cerebellum a girl with red hair and green eyes.
Kim Possible
He had his orders.
To bring her in or to eliminate her.
There was no other option but to obey.
He began to move again taking off he flew towards his target.
Kevin's car raced down the street in pursuit of a truck driven by Forever Knights the back of the truck opened a forever knight aimed a laser Lance at them and began to fire
Kevin swerved to dodge the blasts explosions ripping apart the asphalt "what are they even stealing" Gwen asked
"Cash" Ben guessed not really caring the forever knights were up to no good
Sliding down the window Gwen stuck a hand out the window her eyes glowing pink a roadblock rose up the truck crashed into it
Ben and the others were about to stop when out of nowhere a green portal showed up Kevin hit the brakes trying to swerve around it but they were going too fast and it was too close they went through going over a tree root flipping over crashing into a tree
"Everyone all right" Ben asked
"I'll live" Kevin said kicking the door open Gwen nodded affirmative that she was all right too
"Aw man I just fixed this car" Kevin complained "what was that random portal"
"Do you think that's what the forever knights were after" Gwen theorized
"If they were why wouldn't they have used it to get away we chased them for blocks" Ben replied no he had the feeling that the forever knights weren't behind them ending up
Well
Ben didn't know where they were
Ben turned to see Kevin looking up at the sky "Kevin" he asked
"The skys off" Kevin answered "those stars are out of their position"
"Are we on a different planet maybe" Gwen asked
"It looks like earth to me" Ben replied looking around noticing a flash before knights on horseback burst out of the woods surrounding them "halt spies in the name of the king"
"That crest" Kevin whispered in awe
"See there's even Forever Knights" Ben quipped reaching for the ultimatrix but before he could Kevin put his hand on the device "Kev what are you doing"
"We don't need to fight" Kevin answered before looking to the knights walking with his arms above his head
"We're strangers in a strange land who seek an audience with King Arthur"
"King Arthur" Ben asked "did you hit your head or something"
The knight who was obviously the leader stepped forward taking off his helmet revealing long blonde hair and movie star good looks "if you are truly not in league with the vile invader than you may be welcome in the halls of Camelot"
"Thank you for the hospitality" Kevin said "we'll follow you"
The knight nodded reaching turning his horse while keeping a hand on the handle of his sword he and the rest of the knights each helped one of them onto the horse with them riding through the forest they arrived at a grand castle
"Sir George approaches lower the drawbridge" echoed over the walls before the drawbridge lowered down the inside of the castle was filled with knights on alert
George and the other knights rode towards a line of people being fed food a blonde man the same age as Ben in a red tunic pants and boots was handing out food to people alongside a beautiful red haired woman
"My king these strangers seek an audience with you" George said respectfully dismounting and kneeling
The other knights and Kevin did the same bowing to the teenager
"Please my friends we are all equal here in Camelot" the boy said "and you do not need to bow to me stranger"
"King Arthur it's an honor sir" Kevin said bowing his head even lower
No way this was King Arthur
THE KING ARTHUR
"Arthur" the girl next to him said who now that Ben was looking there was something familiar about her "these could be spies you should be more cautious"
"It's all right Gweniviere I may not know who these three are but I know where and they are not enemies quite the opposite" Arthur said assuredly "please join me in the main hall we have much to discuss"
Following King Arthur into the hall "are you new members of the legends you weren't here the last time the waverider graces this kingdom" he asked
"Uh no we're not that is well how do I say this" Ben asked how do you explain to someone from the Middle Ages
"You're not Legends but you are from the future I see I'm sorry for the confusion"
"You've met people from the future" Gwen asked
"Met with feasted fought with without the Legends my kingdom would have been lost and perhaps it will be again" Arthur said looking out the window his face looked weary like he'd aged ten years.
"through the past summer we've been attacked by an army from the continent lead by a cruel and dark master who can turn into a dragon at will he burning villages laying waste to the countryside my knights and I have been pushed to the brink"
Arthur looked to Ben and the others "I do not know you but I can tell you are good men I ask of you will you help me save my people"
Ben looked to Gwen and Kevin
"Of course we'll help"
Ben and Gwen looked at Kevin weirdly.
Since when did Kevin jump so quickly into doing the right thing?
Without getting paid for it
Did Kevin hit his head or something
"Excellent. While we formulate a plan of attack, I will ask my old friend Merlin to find a a way to return you to the future," Arthur said happily.
"The Merlin?" Gwen asked, sounding excited. "Is there any chance I could work with him as a fellow magic user? It'd be an honor."
"I'm sure he would appreciate the help," Arthur said. "now, gentlemen, to the round table and drive the invaders from my kingdom."
"The Round Table," Kevin said, awestruck, following after Arthur
Ben looked at Kevin weirdly before following King Arthur, unaware of the raven with red eyes watching them from the castle walls.
Everything that the raven saw was shown in a crystal ball.
"So Arthur has found new knights to aid him. Let him bring an army. They'll never overcome my power," a young man with dark hair framing his face and red eyes said, dressed in purple regalia and a green amulet around his neck. He rubbed between his fingers as he eyed the still image of Gwen.
"And she will be a perfect trophy for when Camelot is mine."
So declared Prince Aragon
The future ruler of Camelot
And then the world
In Camelot, Ben and Kevin sat with Arthur and the rest of his knights around the legendary round table. Queen Guinevere was sitting next to her husband
For some reason, there was something really familiar about the queen, but he didn't know why.
"Pay attention," Kevin hissed, elbowing him harshly, snapping Ben's attention back to the map and away from the queen.
He felt the king wouldn't be happy with someone who kept staring at his wife.
"The invader's forces have taken the southern part of the isles, and our scouts cannot gage their defenses. There is an archer of supernatural skill guarding the border, and then there is the axman who is always with him, cutting through even the strongest knight's armor.
"And then there's the dragon," Sir George said with a grim frown.
"Yes, the watchdogs are dangerous, but not as much as their master and his monstrous form."
Ben looked at Kevin. "you thinking what I'm thinking."
"Flash and smash," Kevin agreed.
"I don't understand," Arthur said.
Ben pointed at the map. "Kevin and I will break through the border, taking out the two guards so your knights can take back the kingdom."
"But what of the dragon?"
Ben smirked. "I've beaten tougher things than just a dragon."
"It's true he has"
Ben and Kevin stood up from the round table. Ben dialed through the Ultimatrix, finding the alien he was looking for before activating it.
"Jetray," he cried out.
Kevin placed a hand against the castle floor, transforming his skin into stone.
"Sorcery!" Guinivere exclaimed.
"Not exactly Your Highness."
Jetray grabbed Kevin by the shoulders, taking off and flying through the forest towards the border, slowing down intentionally so that the archer would be sure to spot him.
Pretty soon, arrows began to fly out from the trees
"There's the archer," Jetray said. "Bombs away"
Jetray let go of Kevin, letting him drop as he dove toward where the arrows were coming from, spotting the archer nestled in the trees.
Spotting the archer, Jetray fired a laser
As the laser fired, the archer flipped from his spot, losing another arrow before disappearing into the trees.
"Bring it on, you Green Arrow wannabe," Jetray quipped, dodging the arrow landing on a tree. He tapped the ultimatrix "Spidermonkey."
Spidermonkey flipped into the trees, following the archer. Arrows after arrows flew, but the acrobatic arachnachimp dodged his every shot before shooting webs out of his tail, knocking the bow out of his hands.
The archer pulled out a knife and leaped at him. Spidermonkey grabbed the knife with his upper hands, hitting him with a palm strike to the chest before webbing him back into the tree.
Down below, Kevin punched a giant man to the ground, picking the axe up. "I can make a good profit selling this,"
Spidermonkey leapt down, turning back into Ben. "Nice moves."
"Thanks. Did you take care of the Hawkeye knockoff?" Kevin asked.
"I called him a Green Arrow Wannabe," Ben replies
"Nice," Kevin says, giving him a fist bump and carrying the axe across his shoulder. He and Ben walk through the woods. "So what's your deal with King Arthur?"
"When I was a kid, my dad read me King Arthur. With him gone, all those stories are all I've got, or all I will got," Kevin explained after a moment of silence
Ben nodded, patting Kevin on the shoulder.
"You'll still have. Let's make a story for you and your dad to tell one day."
Kevin looked around. "Shouldn't there be more soldiers than this?"
"Yeah, shouldn't I be fighting a dragon by now? I kinda want to fight a dragon."
Kevin and Ben looked around. There was a serious lack of soldiers
"For Aragon!" a single knight yelled, running at them with a sword drawn.
Kevin and Ben looked at each other, shrugging
Without transforming, Ben kicked the sword out of his hand while Kevin punched him into a tree
"Hi," Ben waved.
"Where's your boss?" Kevin asked.
"Where are the rest of you? Were you expecting an army?" Ben followed up.
"Milord forces are standing guard for his wedding."
"What wedding?"
"To the red-haired, green-eyed maiden prisoner we stole through black arts, once the wedding is finished, we shall ride out to conquer the pathetic King Arthur."
"Red-haired"
"Green eyes"
"Gwen," they said together
"Where's this wedding?" Kevin asked tightening his hand around the guy's neck.
"The center of our territory, a mile from here," the knight whimpered before Kevin punched him
"Let's go," Ben said, transforming into Four Arms
"DIAMONDHEAD," he yelled out. "Huh, I was going to go for Jetray, but this works, too."
Diamondhead grabbed Kevin, leaping through the forest.
In the middle of an armed camp filled with knights forced into a white dress and a crown that prevented her from using her powers was Gwen, her long hair being braided by a blonde girl in a regal blue gown and a green amulet around her neck braided her hair with flowers.
"You can't seriously make me go through with this," Gwen said.
"It's not me. It's my brother, and what he wants, he gets," the girl Dora says sadly, looking down "I'm just a girl; I have no say."
"That isn't true. You have just as right to speak your mind as your brother. Listen to your heart, and you know this is wrong."
A pair of knights came in, grabbing Gwen and forcing her out of the tent and down a line of knights toward Aragon.
"Let the wedding commence," Aragon proclaimed loudly. I take this maiden as my wife; any object, step forth and die."
At that moment, Diamondhead crashed down
"Yeah, I object." Diamondhead: "I object ultimately."
Tapping the face plate, Diamondhead transformed into a lean figure, and the crystal skin became layered and segmented white.
"ULTIMATE DIAMONDHEAD!" Diamondhead shouted a white diamond sword forming in his left hand while a shield formed in his right.
Aragon growled, grabbing his amulet and transforming into a dragon. "I don't know what you are, monster, but you're going to pay for interfering with my wedding."
"Finally, I get to punch a dragon," Ultimate Diamondhead said with a grin, leaping at Aragon and whacking him with his shield in the face
Aragon roared, swinging his tail. Ultimate Diamondhead used the shield to block the attack at the cost of his shield. Aragon snatched him with his paws, grabbing him tossing him out of the camp, flying after him, stomping down on him, and pinning him
"Burn in agony, Diamondhead," Aragon yelled, breathing a stream of fire.
Ultimate Diamondhead grits his teeth, struggling to break out of the powerful claws and the descending inferno.
"Enough!" a deep voice yelled as something big and blue tackled Aragon.
"DORA!" Aragon yelled, "You dare to betray me."
"What we're doing here isn't right, brother," the blue dragon yelled. "I think it's time you be stopped."
"You don't think you do as you're told?" Aragon yelled, outraged, as he swung his tail at Dora
Ultimate Diamondhead leaped at Aragon, hitting him with a diamond hammer straight to the face, knocking him back from Dora
"ARAGON!" Arthur yelled as he and his knights rode into battle, "Get out of my kingdom!"
"PENDRAGON, how did you get this far into my territory?" Aragon demanded to know
"You had only two guards," Ultimate Diamondhead deadpanned as if it was obvious before punching the dragon in the skull again.
Arthur leaped off his horse, slashing Aragon in the face with the sword.
"AH!" Aragon screamed Ultimate Diamondhead followed it up with a downward swing from his hammer to the top of his maw. The impact against the floor created a seismic event that caved the ground in Aragon, plummeted into it, and buried under a mound of boulders.
Kevin and Gwen approached Ben as he powered down. "How's the rest of the army?"
"It's not much of a fight without the dragon," Gwen answered. Kevin smiled. "Are you okay?"
"I've got to fight alongside King Arthur," Kevin said. "I'm more than okay."
"As am I now that my people are safe from the tyranny of Aragon," Arthur said, walking over to them and holding out his hand. Thank you, my friends. I am forever in your debt."
"It was our pleasure, your highness," Gwen said
"Yeah, it's what heroes do," Ben said
"I'm sorry for everything that my brother has done and that I was not brave enough to stand up to him," Dora said, having changed back into her human form.
Arthur looked to Dora, walking over to her.
"I will not lay the crimes of a man at the feet of his family you fought alongside us if you wish for it; you have a home here in Camelot," Arthur says, putting his hand on her shoulder.
Dora smiles. "Thank you for your highness."
Man, it was such a relief to be back in the twenty-first century again, thanks to Gwen working with Merlin Ben. Gwen, Kevin, and Kevin's car were returned to their right place and time in history literally seconds after they left.
After quickly arresting the Forever Knights and leaving them for the cops, Ben and his team were driving home
"Man, it's so good to be home," Ben said, his phone ringing. "Kim, what's up."
"Ben, here's the sitch. A clone of Danny Phantom just attacked me and Ron," Kim said
"Are you okay? Where are you?" Ben asked
"I'm fine," Kim promises. "how fast can you get to Amity Park?"
"Ten minutes," Kevin answers, changing course getting on the exit out of Bellwood and onto the highway to Amity Park
"We're on our way," Ben says, determined
special thanks to number Boy