Oswald and Edward are having a couple drinks when a set of two other people appear in the room
The brown haired man only has a chance to get out a good evening before there's a bullet in his chest, but instead of falling to the floor dead like anyone else would he looks down and disappointment and shakes his head
" you could have at least let me finish my sentence", the man says in a Scottish accent, Oswald is just about to try firing again when the man that was standing next to the person he shot rushes over in a Flash grabbing his umbrella pistol and breaking it in one hand with a squeeze
" thank you brother", Scotsman clears his throat before continuing what he was going to say
" good evening gentlemen I'm Peter and this is my brother fhilip, and we would like a favor from you", the red-haired man fhilip apparently releases his grip letting the now broken pistol fall to the floor as always while drops it, he turns his head to stare lastly and Edward who had just been sitting there in shock through the whole experience
" if you would be so kind Mr cobblepot to lend my brother Edward over there", both the brunette and Oswald's eyes flick to Edward who looks like he's trying to form words but failing, also looks back to the brunette when he begins speaking again
" we will give you, this", the man pulls a sizable bag of cash from his coat
" how long you want him for", Oswald retorts raising a misshaping hand to grab the bag
" oh my God you can't be actually considering it", Edward finally speaks looking disappointedly at the diminutive redhead
" oh don't worry darling", the much more beefy redhead is now pressed close to the Riddler's side his odd Aroma of sea salt and whiskey Burns he's nostrils," it's just for one night, I'm sure you can handle me for that long~" the man licks up the side of Edward's neck sending a disgusted shiver down the man's spine
" I am not", but Edward is cut off by fhilip pulling him into a kiss his saliva taste like dead animals and and Power and soon the scrawny blackhead man is limp in strong arms, Edward blinks glassy eyes when that wonderful tongue pulls from his
"So" Patrick's voice draws as world's eyes back to him, he set the money on the coffee table the brunette looks at him expectedly," do we have a deal
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Oswald weighs patiently in the drinking room, he was told by Patrick that Edward we returned come morning to this place, the sound of the door opening catches his attention from his nervous ringing of his hands, he rises without looking beginning to speak as he comes closer to who we presumes to be Edward
" Edward doll I'm sorry, but did you see what that guy did to my gun think we what he could have done to", he cuts himself off when he finally registers Edward's appearance, he was changed greatly changed in the place of the human man he was expecting to be returned to him was bipedal Fox like creature, was far as black as the real Edward's hair
It was the real Edward, Oswald realized that when he recognized the outfit the thing was wearing, though it was modified to allow his new bushy tale to swing freely
" wha.. what happened to you", that's all all is well can get out before the fox creature his Eddie now is pulls them into a kiss, it begins speaking in Edward's voice when they pull away
" I became perfect, just like you are darling", Oswald barely notices the gym being pulled from somewhere on Edwards person before purple light fills the room
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fhilip sits outside the master bedroom window of the Copper Pot mansion, listening intently to the love making going on inside, he licks his lips at the sound of pleasured yipping and squawks
The end