(One month later, Extermination day)
Extermination day, one of the worst days of the year for the denizens of hell, especially the sinners. Once every year, exorcists will come down to hell and as their name implies, exterminate the many demons in the surrounding area to deal with hell's overpopulation.
In an alleyway, 3 exorcists were in the process of slaughtering a group of demons as one of them stabbed the only female through the heart with her spear. The second exorcist was repeatedly stabbing a demon in the chest with her spear, taking great pleasure at the demon's suffering.
All of the demons in the streets were running away in fear, or getting caught and executed without remorse. More exorcists filled pentagram city from the huge golden portal hanging above the heaven embassy.
While every demon was running for their lives, there were two sinners that held little to no care about said demons currently being slaughtered below.
Zeke was standing on the edge of a nearby building, looking at the current slaughter happening beneath him. The dragon sinner also has his black baggy pants on, however he was wearing a red trench coat rolled up by the sleeves over his currently exposed torso.
"Wow, their really going all out this year. All because we humiliated them last year." Zeke said with mild amusement at the sight.
Next to him, Katherine was lying on her stomach typing away on her laptop, and she spoke up in a cheeky tone. "Understandable, I mean we did make Adam and his exorcists become the laughing stock of hell. I wouldn't be surprised if that bastard told the angels to bring us to him, alive."
"True, but you gotta admit that it was funny as hell. Although I have to ask, where the hell did you get all of that paint and laxatives?" Zeke asked with curiosity, really wanting to know.
"Oh that? Well, I just bought a few cans of paint throughout that year. As for the laxatives, well...let's just say Angel Dust has quite the stash on him and leave it at that." Katherine said with a smirk. She had wondered why the pornstar had laxatives stashed in his room, but decided to just stop thinking about it.
"Why the fuck would Angel have laxatives in his...you know what, forget it, I don't want to know." Zeke said with a deadpan. Angel Dust was arguably the most tiring person he's met so far, and he wouldn't put it past the pornstar to have a hidden kink they didn't know about.
"Speaking of which, are you ready to start yet? I'm just itching to get started." The dragon sinner said with excitement in his voice.
Katherine grinned, before she stood up and stood next to her boyfriend. "Yep, I'm all set. I'm just one button away from taking over Vox's program. However unlike last time, this one is going to be broadcast in not just the pride ring, but throughout all of hell. I'm ready when you are~"
Zeke matched his girlfriend's grin before nodding in confirmation. "Do it. Let's give the people in this cesspool a show to remember."
And with the press of a button, all hell broke loose. Metaphorically speaking of course.
(Scene change: V's tower)
Vox, Velvette, and Valentino were currently sitting at the top floor of V's tower, watching the massacre taking place outside. They were all in their casual outfits, with Velvette having her hair styled in an afro.
However, the screen started to glitch out, greatly confusing the V's, especially Vox. The TV overlord had the best tech in pride, so it was very unlikely for his tech to malfunction so abruptly.
That is until a familiar heart-shaped logo appeared on the screen, causing Vox to seeth in rage.
"NO NO! DAMN YOU! DAMN THAT FUCKING THIEVING WHORE!!!" Vox screamed with absolute fury, as he knew exactly who was behind his program being shut down.
Meanwhile, Valentino and Velvette looked at the screen with interest, wanting to see what was about to happen.
This event wasn't just happening with the V's. No, it was happening to everyone throughout all of hell watching TV.
(Lust Ring)
Multiple figures inside of a studio with glowing LED lights could be seen chatting and preparing for another contract, until the TV in the room suddenly turned on showing Katherine's heart logo on the screen.
Everyone was confused, until the screen showed Zeke and Katherine, with the former catching the attention of a certain succubus in the room. Her eyes widened, and her heart began to beat rapidly at the sight of the man who had helped her two years ago.
"Hey Verosika, you alright?" One of her crew members, one with dark grey hair that faded into a lighter shade asked with concern.
"Yeah...I am. It's just that guy in the coat, he's the one I told you all about." Verosika said, with the other succubi looking at the man with wide eyes.
"That's him?! Damn V, I can see why you fell for the hunk so hard. He's fucking hot." Another succubus with a black afro hairstyle said.
"I know, but it looks like that succubus on screen is his girlfriend. You think she's willing to share?" Another succubus with medium length blonde hair said with excitement.
"I sure as hell hope so. That hunk of meat isn't getting away from me~" The last succubus with short black hair with a short height said with a sultry smirk.
Verosika smirked seductively as she thought about her groups words. If that succubus on screen was Zeke's girlfriend, then she was going to enjoy the day that they meet.
(Goetia mansion)
Octavia was lying in her bed, trying to ignore her parents shouting in the distant corridor. She put on a pair of noise cancelling headphones Zeke had gotten for her a year ago so she could listen to her music without any distractions.
At that thought, Octavia couldn't help but smile at the thought of the dragon sinner. Ever since her birthday two years ago, she could confidently say that she fell for the dragon. Unfortunately for the owlet, she was too scared to admit her feelings towards him, and when she thought she worked up the courage, she would freeze and change the subject.
It didn't help with the fact Zeke had told her about his girlfriend, and even then, she still wanted to be with him. Maybe she could meet with this girl at some point and hopefully convince her to share him. She had heard of polygamy before, and she was quite certain that it was quite common in hell.
"Thank Satan Zeke bought me these headphones, otherwise I might go crazy. Hm?" Octavia's musings were put to a halt when her phone started to glitch out. She was confused until a Purple heart logo appeared on her phone.
"What is this? Some new broadcast or something?" Octavia said with a raised eyebrow.
(Imp city)
In an apartment complex, a lone female hellhound with grey fur was in her room looking at her phone so she could get away from her adopted father, although it was mostly to get her mind off of the current slaughter taking place outside.
However, she was confused when her phone started glitching out for some reason.
"The fuck? Didn't I just buy this phone not too long ago? Ugh, fucking piece of shit phone." The hellhound said in annoyance, but she blushed as the screen showed a purple succubus and red skinned dragon, although her focus was mostly on the hot dragon on screen.
(Scene Change)
One by one every single TV, phone, or any electronic device had all been changed to a different channel which was on Katherine's phone. The succubus smirked as her plan worked.
Essentially, what Katherine did was she used Vox's tower as a buffer to hack every TV in pride. This was thanks to her sneaking into the overlord's office a month ago.
However, she took it a step further, and she wanted all of hell to see what was going to happen. Vox's tower, much to her disappointment, only allowed him access to the TVs of the pride ring. So when she went to the other rings with Zeke, she planted boosters in each of them, boosting the signal and allowing her access to all of the TV's in hell.
"Ok babe, it's ready. You ready to cause some chaos~" Katherine asked, with Zeke grinning evily as he nodded in affirmation. With that, Katherine pressed a button on her phone, and now everyone watching could see her and the dragon sinner.
"Why hello again sinners and hellborn of pride. I'm sure most of you remember me and my handsome stud from last year's extermination don't you~" Katherine said cheerfully to the audience. "As for those of the other rings in hell watching. Welcome to the show. Please, grab some popcorn or whatever for a snack, because things are about to get chaotic."
Katherine then walked towards the ledge of the building next to Zeke, before pointing the camera towards the ground, where demons were getting slaughtered by exorcists. "As you can see, today is extermination day, a day where sinners like us get the short end of the stick. But like last time, things are about to change. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, you'll find out soon~"
Katherine then snapped her fingers, and the camera suddenly shifted to a flying drone, showing Zeke and Katherine in all of their glory. Zeke then pulled out a similar drone from his coat pocket as Katherine started to explain. "Thanks to a certain TV overlord's generous donation, we've managed to make a shitton of drones and scattered them throughout the pride ring. Now you'll be able to watch from multiple angles as these angels get humiliated like last year."
The demons watching from the pride ring were all getting excited, while everyone outside of pride looked on in interest, especially a certain rubber duck loving demon. Soon Katherine put her phone and laptop in her bag before she turned to her boyfriend. "Anything you want to say to our audience before we get down and dirty babe?"
Zeke smirked evily, before he responded. "Not much, other than the fact that these angels are gonna have a shitty ass time. With the amount of shit I set up, I wouldn't be surprised if I got on Adam's hit list. Anyways, enough of my rambling, let's fucking do this!"
The couple grinned, before they both jumped off of the building, with the drone following them as they hit the ground. Zeke looked at the succubus and gave her a grin. "Care to do the honors?"
"With pleasure~" Katherine put her fingers in her mouth, before letting out a very loud whistle that caught every exorcist in the vicinities attention.
"THERE THEY ARE! GET THEM!" An exorcist shouted to her fellow sisters.
"REMEMBER, BRING THEM IN ALIVE! LORD ADAM WANTS THEM AT HIS FEET BY THE END IF TODAY!" Another exorcist shouted, making them all nod in agreement as they rushed the sinner couple.
"Oh this is gonna be fun, I just know it~" Katherine's grin grew predatory as she turned to her boyfriend. "See you at the meeting spot."
Zeke nodded, matching her grin as they both ran off, with the exorcists chasing after them.
As they hit an intersection, The dragon and succubus split up going into opposite directions as half of the exorcists chased Katherine, while the other half chased Zeke.
Meanwhile, Katherine turned down a nearby alleyway, and she soon thought of something that made her chuckle. "Oh right, I can't forget about the music." She then pulled out her phone as she scrolled through her playlist. "Let's see, I want something with a troll vibe and sets the mood...ah here we go~"
And with that Katherine pressed play, and the entire audience watching could hear music playing in the background.
(Play music: Witch doctor by Warner music Denmark)
(A/N: I couldn't resist playing this while imagining this scene in my head. It's just too funny to me.)
Katherine turned another corner, and soon she ran into a dead end, yet for some reason she had a mischievous smirk on her face. Soon some of the exorcists caught up to her and she turned around to give them a fake nervous smile.
"Hey guys. so um, you guys want to be friends or what?" Katherine asked nervously.
The exorcists didn't like her words and quickly charged at the succubus, intending to end her life.
Katherine grinned evily, before she disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke, enveloping the angels. When their vision cleared, all of the angels couldn't see the succubus anywhere, and their confusion cost them. Suddenly, all of their clothing was ripped to shreds leaving them all stark naked.
Katherine laughed loudly before she cut a conveniently placed rope on her left. Soon purple slimy tentacles with an unknown dripping substance came from the ground and bound all of the angels, restricting their movement.
"Hehe, i've seen enough hentai to see where this is going. Have fun you guys, by the way, the tentacles are laced with a laxative-like substance, so have fun~" Katherine said evily before running away again, making the exorcists who weren't caught in the trap to chase her down.
Everyone watching the scene couldn't help but laugh their ass off as they continued to watch. The demons from the other rings couldn't help their laughter either. This was the first time they had ever seen the angels being humiliated in such a way.
As Katherine jumped onto a rooftop, she spotted her boyfriend running across rooftops, and she laughed when she saw multiple exorcists being covered in bright rainbow colors and glitter.
(With Zeke)
The camera soon switched to Zeke, and everyone watching saw him sprinting on top of buildings, fast enough to keep the angels behind him, but not enough to lose them. Soon he landed on another rooftop, before he jumped and landed in the street.
He stopped as he was surrounded by angels, all pointing their spears at him with murderous intentions. Zeke smirked as he saw them charge blindly at him, and he jumped high in the air avoiding their attacks. He then saw a contraption on a nearby rooftop, and he grinned evily as he sent a blast of fire at the object. The angels chased him down and the dragon sinner flew towards the strange contraption he shot, before he disappeared in a burst of speed.
The exorcists couldn't stop their movement as they stabbed the object with their spears. This was a mistake, as an explosion of brown smoke covered their bodies.
When the smoke cleared, everyone watching started laughing uncontrollably. The exorcists were revealed to have a thick and gooey brown-like substance covering their entire bodies. One of the exorcists took a quick whiff of the substance, before her face turned green before she vomited inside her mask.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!" Another exorcist shouted as they gagged in disgust. It smelled horrible and it was hot, very hot.
"Hahahahahaha, I-I can't breathe! I-I can't b-breathe, hahahahahahaha!" Zeke laughed uncontrollably, before he flapped his wings to land safely on the ground. "Enjoy being covered in literal shit for the rest of the day!"
The exorcists now realized what they were covered in thanks to Zeke's words, and all of them started vomiting.
"I-I think some of it got under my mask!" An exorcist complained pitifully, as Zeke laughed more, before he ran off to cause more chaos.
Within the next hour, all of hell witnessed both Zeke and Katherine run across the pride ring, leading the exorcists into trap after trap, each one being worse than the last. While Katherine's traps were more sexual, Zeke's traps were more demeaning and humiliating.
Within just that one hour, heaven became the laughingstock for the denizens of hell. Soon the pair met back up near a large skyscraper, and they both laughed at the sight of their respective groups.
To say Zeke's group looked like shit would be a complete understatement. They looked like they had just went through the most horrendous torture in the world. Katherine's group looked no better. Most of not all of them were completely naked, and some of them were covered in slime, while others were covered in honey and bird feathers, making them look like chickens.
The exorcists quickly got angry at the pair and charged at the couple. Said duo ran inside of the skyscraper to try and avoid the danger behind them. Soon Zeke and Katherine hit a dead end, and the exorcists cornered them with nowhere to run, or so they thought.
"This game ends now you filthy demon trash. Make this easier on yourselves and come with us quietly." The exorcist at the front said with a confident grin on her mask.
Zeke and Katherine just smirked evily, before the former spoke up in a mocking voice. "Kind of ironic, considering your filthy too. And you can forget about us going with you, I'd rather not see that self-centered prick right now. Well...at least not yet anyway."
"And unfortunately for you and your angels, you walked into one of our best traps~" Katherine said mischievously, she was picked up by Zeke in a princess carry, and smashed through the nearby window and used his wings to fly away a good distance.
The angels tried to follow them, but a barrier kept them from leaving the building. Soon they all heard a loud beeping noise, so they looked around the room and saw that the whole room was covered in explosives.
(With Zeke and Katherine)
"Their so fucked aren't they?" Zeke asked knowingly as Katherine pulled out her phone and pulled up what looked like a remote detonation button.
"Of course they are. Now let the curtain fall!" Katherine said excitedly as she pressed the button on her phone. Small explosions could be seen and heard in the building before a massive cloud of green gas covered the entire building. High in the sky, fireworks could be seen going off, with the last firework exploding revealing lettering for everyone to see.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHERINE!!!"
"Woohoo! Now that's what I call an explosion! Nothing better than a good old stink bomb to finish them off." Katherine cheered, making Zeke chuckle. A drone came down towards them and zoomed in on their faces. "Hehehe, so denizens of hell, what did you think of our welcoming gift to the exorcists? Did you enjoy the show? I sure as hell hope so."
Zeke looked at the building still surrounded by green gas, and the skyscraper started to fall over and hit the ground. "And down she goes. Whatever, we're just hoping you guys enjoyed our little version of...entertainment."
"It's probably time we head out anyways. Oh and for the record to everyone, this could be a yearly thing~" Katherine said before she and the dragon sinner looked directly at the camera and gave everyone a wave. "See you all next year!"
(End music)
The cameras were soon cut off, and the sinner couple sighed before they started to laugh together as Katherine spoke up. "Now that is what real entertainment looks like. I can't believe we managed to pull it off."
"Well believe it now Kat, cause I'm sure we just caught everyone in hell's attention with that stunt we pulled." Zeke said while smirking as Katherine moved out of his arms and started to fly on her own.
"Hehehe, I wouldn't doubt it. I bet Vox is especially pissed off at me for hacking his program again~" Katherine said, before turning to her boyfriend. "Oh yeah, I know you got me something, or you're getting me something today when we go back to the hotel. Can I ask you what it is?"
"...Well, if I'm being honest, I was going to surprise you with a night of BDSM. We don't really do that much, and since you enjoy it so much I figured-" Zeke was cut off when Katherine suddenly kissed him and shoved her tongue in his mouth. They soon separated, and the succubus gave her dragon an excited look.
"Is there gonna be whipped cream?" Katherine asked with a lustful purr.
"Bought a few cans of your favorite kind last week, so we can go as wild as you want." Zeke said, before Katherine gave him a bone crushing hug, well to anyone else it would be.
"Best. Birthday. ever." Katherine thought with excitement and lust before speaking. "In that case, I'm going to head back to the hotel. I look forward to my punishment, master. If you plan on staying out here while the exorcists are still here, then try to be careful will you?"
And with that, Katherine flew off towards the happy hotel, leaving Zeke alone floating in the air. "I swear, ever since we tried BDSM play while we were human, she's gotten a lot more kinky. But I guess I can't complain, it's fun trying new things."
Zeke decided to fly down and rest on a nearby rooftop, looking at more angels killing the nearby demons. While he can understand why Charlie wants to save these damned souls, he knew that most of these pieces of trash either didn't want to be saved, or they couldn't be saved at all, there was no in-between. It didn't help with the fact that practically everyone in hell would mock her for her dream, which got on his nerves a lot.
Not only that, but Zeke could probably say that heaven would reject her idea, well assuming the angels up top were anything like Adam, but he doubted that to be the case. And even if nobody believed the daughter of Lucifer, he would continue to give her as much support as she needed. He may be an asshole when he wants to be, but that doesn't mean he can't be there when his friends need him the most.
"Ah! Why If it isn't my favorite dragon in all of hell! How are you this fine hellish afternoon!" A familiar voice spoke up, knocking Zeke out of his thoughts as he turned around to see who was behind him.
Sitting on a ledge looking at him was None other than the radio demoness herself, Alice. Said demon was currently giving him a wide smile showing her sharp teeth, and her umbrella was over her shoulder.
"Alice? It's been awhile hasn't it, What are you doing here?" Zeke asked with a raised eyebrow.
Alice jumped off of her ledge and landed in front of the dragon sinner with grace as she spoke. "Why, I came to see you and your succubus friend of course darling. Although I must say, you both have impressed me a lot. I saw your little program on the picture show, and I just had to come and see you. And I must say, you two put on a spectacular performance. I haven't been that entertained in such a very, very long time."
"Haha, well I'm glad you enjoyed yourself watching us mess with the angels, but if you're looking for Katherine, then you just missed her." Zeke said.
"Ah, such a shame. I figured since today was her birthday, I'd give her a present, as customary for those who celebrate their birth, but it appears I'll have to give it to you instead." Alice said, before handing the dragon sinner a small red box. "Try to give it to her by the end of today would you kindly?"
Zeke nodded before he put the box in his coat pocket. "Perfect. With that being said, care for a stroll down the street darling?"
"You're asking me to walk with you down there, where the exorcists are? Exorcists that could kill us if we're not careful?" Zeke asked with a raised eyebrow. Either this woman was strong enough to handle herself against exorcists, or she was just insane.
Or hell, it could be both, he wasn't sure.
"Of course, a nice productive walk always soothes the soul, don't you agree? Why not take the time and accompany me?" Alice said as she stuck out her hand towards Zeke.
"Ah fuck it, what do I have to lose." The dragon sinner said as he gripped the demoness's hand, causing said demon's smile to grow.
"Excellent! Now then, off we go~" Alice said before they both jumped off the roof and into the streets of pentagram city. The moment they hit the floor, Alice snapped her fingers, and a green aura covered their bodies.
"What's this?" Zeke asked with confusion.
"Oh nothing special, just a minor spell that hides our presence. Wouldn't want our stroll through the streets to be interrupted now do we~" Alice said playfully, with Zeke chuckling in amusement.
"You know, I half expected you to have us roam around without this spell of yours." Zeke said.
"As amusing as that might be, I would rather not deal with the surrounding angels, thank you very much." Alice shot back with a grin as they started to walk down the streets of pentagram city, with all of the surrounding exorcists completely ignoring them as they walked by.
"Oh yeah, I didn't even ask, but how's your brother? I'm pretty sure I gave him a good ass kicking the last time we met." Zeke said, making Alice giggle into her hand.
"Oh he's quite alright darling. While it did take a while for him to recover from his injuries, he's still alive and breathing. But do be careful the next time you see him, he's developed quite the grudge against you." Alice said playfully.
"Um...yeah, I'll be sure to keep that in mind." The dragon sinner said in a deadpan voice. He didn't think he'd kick Alastor's ass so hard that he would make it on his hit list.
"Although I have to admit, you're quite powerful, darling. It makes me wonder if I should have sent more powerful demons to attack the Goetia mansion two years ago~" Alice said with a wide grin.
Zeke's head snapped to the demoness when he registered her words, and he narrowed his eyes as he took a step back. "Wait, so you were the one behind that attack?"
"Of course, you didn't think that attack was just random did you? I'm the one who orchestrated that attack in the first place." Alice said, and she could feel Zeke's mana flare slightly at her words.
"If that's the case, why did you send them to harm the Goetia family?" Zeke asked.
Alice giggled at the dragon sinner's on guard posture and she spoke up. "While I admit that I sent them to attack the Goetia mansion, it wasn't to harm the Goetia family. No, my reason for sending them there was more...personal~"
"And that is?" Zeke asked impatiently.
Zeke didn't have time to react as Alice appeared right in front of his face and looked him dead in the eye. "Isn't it obvious? I sent them there for you."
"Wait, the hell? Why would yo-" Zeke tried to say but was cut off when Alice started to explain herself.
"I've been watching you Zeke Wilson, ever since you and your succubus arrived in hell." The radio demoness then gripped Zeke by the face, and her eyes glowed a menacing pink as her face twisted into an obsessed look. "Ever since you first came to hell, I've been keeping my eyes on you and your progress to make a name for yourself in this decrepit landscape. The potential you have to become something far more than you are now...intrigues me, hence why I put together a little challenge for you that day. I hope you're not too mad at me~"
"So that attack on the Goetia two years ago was just a test so you could see my "potential" as you so eloquently call it?" Zeke asked while separating from Alice.
"Of course, although I didn't expect your other lady friend to be there, that attack still served its purpose. You could become so much more than you are now. Which is why..." Alice got closer to Zeke and stuck her hand out enticingly while a pink aura surrounded her hand. "Let's make a deal~"
"Yeah how about no. I've seen the kind of shit people go through when they make deals with powerful demons. You can forget ever claiming my soul, after all I'm a free dragon, and I serve no one." Zeke growled dangerously.
Alice blinked in confusion, before understanding dawned her face and she started to laugh loudly, confusing the dragon sinner. After a minute Alice finally stopped laughing and gave Zeke an amused look. "Hahahaha, oh heavens no. I don't want your soul silly, I'm not my brother for crying out loud. You see unlike most of the other demons in hell, I like to make my deals more...beneficial for both parties~"
"You see, I wish to push your limits and see just how far you can go, hence my offer. I would like to help you in your training and help you become the best version of yourself. You may be at an overlord level, but you still have room to grow. And in return for my help, all I ask is that you grant me one tiny favor, one that I can choose to use at any time I wish and your soul will not be touched in any way, shape, or form." Alice informed the dragon, before she held out her hand once again towards Zeke. "What do you say? Do we have a deal?"
Zeke looked at the radio demoness's hand for a long while, actually considering the offer. He would get training from who he assumed was a high ranking overlord, and it would be a lot easier to defend himself against people stronger than him, like the sin's for example. And he would just need to owe the woman in front of him a favor and not his soul? That seemed like a good deal to him, plus the dragon sinner could tell when someone was lying, and throughout their whole conversation, Alice has not once told him any lies.
"I'll accept this deal on one condition." Zeke said, catching Alice's attention. "If I accept this deal then I want Katherine to be included in the training too. Both of us are a double-package, and I'm not going to leave her behind because I was selfish."
"Of course! I was going to let her join anyways. So...it's a deal then?" Alice said with her hand giving off pink smoke.
Zeke contemplated for all but a minute, before he made his decision. "You know what, you got yourself a deal."
And with that, Zeke firmly shook Alice's hand and they were surrounded in a bright pink light. The consequences of this was the fact that the barrier keeping them hidden from the exorcists shattered, alerting every exorcist in the area of their presence, especially a certain duo.
The light died down, and Zeke was about to let go of the radio demoness's hand, until said demon pulled him down and gave the dragon a kiss on his cheek, causing Zeke to blush a bit at the action.
"Oh, this is splendid. I see big things coming your way, yes indeedy. I look forward to working with you darling~" Alice said with a wide smile as her face was dangerously close to the dragon sinner's face.
"Same here, although we might want to discuss this another time. Looks like we're going to be busy for a while." Zeke said before using his fire manipulation to make a gun and shot a bullet past Alice's face, and into the skull of an exorcist trying to sneak attack Alice from behind.
"Awe, and here I thought we could spend a bit more time together without any interruptions. Oh well, I'll take what I can get at the very least." Alice said with a visible smile, although Zeke could tell that she was very annoyed, due to her eye twitching dangerously.
"Well well well, if it isn't the hatchling boy toy and Bamby's dead mom. I was expecting that whore to be here, but you're the main one that I want." A familiar voice said from above the duo, as they looked up to see Adam flying above them, with Lute right next to him. Both had blood on their person, and the first man was currently giving the dragon sinner a cocky grin.
"Oh great, it's you two again. Look if you don't mind can we do this some other time? I'm still a bit trigger happy after humiliating your exorcists with Kat." Zeke said with a mocking grin, causing Adam's eye to twitch.
"So that whore isn't with you? That's too bad. It doesn't matter, I'll just have to kill you and drag your mutilated corpse to that bitch for what she did to us last time." Lute spoke up with rage, remembering what the glasses wearing succubus did to her last year.
"Oh come on Lute, it wasn't so bad, you're just overreacting." Zeke said mockingly, further enraging the exorcist.
"THAT WHORE SINKED HER TENTACLES ON ME AND KEPT ME ON THE BRINK OF A CLIMAX UNTIL MY PUSSY WAS IN AGONY. JUST REMEMBERING WHAT SHE DID MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OUT HER INTESTINES AND FEED THEM TO A STARVING HOMELESS FILTHY DEMON." Lute roared in absolute fury and embarrassment.
Zeke and Alice started to snicker in amusement, while the surrounding exorcists looked at their second in command strangely.
"It doesn't matter, because here's what's going to happen. You and that dear fucker are going to die here, and when we get back to heaven, we're going to throw a huge ass party! Isn't that right sluts!" Adam yelled to his exorcists, with all of them nodding in agreement as they surrounded the pair.
(Play music: Too late for you by TheManBeHisLa)
"(Sighs) This guy will never learn will he? Hey Alice, sorry to ask this from you, but do you think you can lend me a hand here?" Zeke asked while cracking his knuckles.
"Fufufu, Why of course. I can't have you die so soon now can I?" A pink aura surrounded her form as her smile turned predatory. "Let the slaughter begin~"
All of the angels, with the exception of Adam and Lute rushed towards the pair, not knowing the danger they were in. When the exorcists got close enough, Zeke stomped his foot on the ground while Alice did the same with her umbrella, an a mixture of molten rock and black spikes shot from the ground and impaled all of the exorcists in the heart or other vital organs, killing them on the spot.
"Hehe, I can already tell that this is going to be fun." Zeke said as the spikes disappeared.
"I agree. Now then, shall we dance, little angels~" Alice said while looking at Lute, who scowled in anger as she charged the radio demoness.
Adam grinned before summoning his guitar-axe and charged the dragon sinner. Zeke smirked, before he covered his arms with molten rock as he blocked a strike from the first man with ease.
He then sent a fast and hard punch to Adam's stomach, making him double over in pain, before an explosion erupted from Zeke's hand, sending Adam crashing towards a nearby building.
Alice was in the process of dodging wild and predictable spear strikes, and she rolled her eyes. "You're quite the predictable one aren't you? No wonder the succubus beats you so easily~"
Lute tried to run Alice through with her spear, but black tendrils sprouted from the radio demoness's back and grabbed onto her spear, before tossing it away. She then used her hands like she was a orchestra conductor as Alice's tendrils moved in tandem with her hands, striking Lute in an unheard rhythm.
Lute could do nothing as she was getting manhandled by a filthy sinner just like last year. She tried to grab a black tendril with her hand, only for another to wack her in the face. Alice then spoke up mockingly. "I'm afraid this is where this dance ends my dear. Oh Zeke, I could use some assistance~"
Alice then used her tendrils to grab Lute and flung her to Zeke's position. The dragon sinner noticing this, quickly kicked Adam away before he covered his leg in molten rock. Just as Lute reached him, Zeke sent a devastating high kick into the exorcist's chin, sending her flying into the air. "Dragon's infernal rapture!!!"
As Lute soared high through the air, Zeke conjured a whip made of lightning and he latched it onto the airborne exorcist, before yanking her down hard towards Alice's direction.
Alice for her part tapped her umbrella on the ground, and a large bulky humanoid shadow came from the ground and sent a barrage of strong and fast punches into Lute's stomach. Done with its prey, the creature grabbed Lute by the hair and flung her back towards Zeke.
The dragon sinner seeing this, performed another high kick to Lute's chin, but this time he quickly made two lightning whips and yanked Lute down hard, smashing her on the ground hard, before stomping on the exorcist's head hard, knocking her out cold.
"Katherine is gonna be pissed when she finds out she's missing out on this." Zeke said with a smirk, before he ducked under a golden axe that nearly took his head off.
Adam had recovered enough to witness his second in command get completely thrashed. He tried to send a blast of holy energy point blank towards Zeke's face, but said dragon was fast enough to grab his hand and move it to the side as Adam fired his attack.
"Even after all this time, you haven't learned shit." Zeke said as he continued to dodge all of Adam's attacks, and took the opportunity to send a hard knee into Adam's gut, before sending him sailing in the air as he appeared behind the first man and began his assault, delivering fast and powerful strikes into Adam's back and causing said angel to scream in pain. The pain was double when Zeke covered his arms and legs in molten rock.
Soon the dragon sinner sent a hard axe-kick into Adam's spine, sending him crashing into the ground. He appeared in front of the downed angel and dug the heel of his shoe into his forehead. "Wow, you're still predictable just like last year and the one before that. I think it's about time we send you back up top. What do you say Alice, want to help in this bastard back a broken mess?"
Alice grinned sadistically, before standing back to back with the dragon sinner. "Why of course. I'd be more than happy to darling~"
They both flared their respective auras, and a large magic circle appeared beneath the pair. Soon a mass of green and orange tendrils shot into the air, Taking Adam along with them as he soared through the air.
Adam opened his eyes, and he immediately wished he hadn't. Because towering over him and looking at him like a piece of meat, was a gigantic serpent with glowing red eyes and a combination of orange and dark green scales.
Adam could do nothing as the massive beast lunged at his airborne form and swallowed him in its jaws while crashing into the ground.
(Music end)
The massive serpent disappeared in a burst of black smoke as Adam's bloodied and beaten form was revealed to be lying in a deep crater. Zeke and Alice walked up to the downed first man, with Alice using her tendrils to carry an unconscious Lute as she dropped her next to her boss.
The dragon crouched down and looked Adam dead in the eye. "You know, I was really hoping you two put up a better fight compared to last year but it looks like you've disappointed me once again. Hopefully when you come back next year, you'll take my advice seriously and train, but knowing you, my expectations for that are extremely low."
The dragon sinner then grabbed both Adam and Lute by the mask roughly, before he spun them around at extreme speeds. When he was confident in his aim, Zeke released his grip, sending both angels flying straight through the heaven embassy and right back into heaven.
Zeke patted his hands down to wipe the remaining dirt off of his hands, then turned to Alice "Thanks for the help Alice. I probably would have a bit of trouble if you weren't here."
"Oh it's no problem at all darling. I quite enjoyed myself in that little scuffle of ours. I needed to blow off some steam anyway~" Alice said while twirling her umbrella behind her back.
Soon they both saw that all of the remaining exorcists in the pride ring were all retreating back to the heaven embassy, signifying that extermination day had finally ended.
"Awe, you guys are running away already?! I was Just starting to have fun!" Zeke shouted at the retreating angels as the portal to heaven closed.
"Now now darling, let the cowards run along. I'm sure they'll be back... eventually~" Alice said with an evil smile on her face.
Zeke then stretched his arms above his head and yawned tiredly. "Yeah I guess you're right. In any case, I'm probably going to head back to the hotel and hit the sack. I'll see you next time Alice."
Zeke gave Alice a wave behind his back as he walked away, not noticing the radio demoness's intrigued look.
"A hotel you say? Could it be that the princess of hell's been trying to promote? I wonder what Alastor will think of this~" Alice said with a mischievous look in her eyes, before her form was shrouded in black shadows and she disappeared from sight.
(Chapter End)
A/N: 7k words, probably the longest chapter I've written. My fingers are fucked.
I've been thinking about the chapter for a good while now, and I think I can say that I'm satisfied with how it turned out. Sorry if it took so long to post by the way.
Also, we're finally getting into the cannon. But first I want to do the pilots first. I know they aren't considered cannon, but come on, you can't tell me they aren't funny as shit, especially the helluva boss pilot.
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