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Chapter 2: Any Hope?

"We are screwed, we are screwed, we are screwed," Kusu kept repeating while she walked alongside Izuku.

Izuku was listening to her like this for a good ten minutes until they wandered aimlessly into the local city park. Izuku had waited until they were in the back of the park to get her to stop. "Miss Kusu, can you calm down for a second."

Kusu snapped her neck towards Izuku, "Calm down? CALM DOWN!? How in the world could I remain calm in this situation, I have ONE YEAR to make a boy who has never trained once in his life into a GOD OF DESTRUCTION, beings who I remind you have lived their whole lives training fighting killing to get such a position. Can you do any of that?"

"No," admitted Izuku.

"Do you have any combat abilities at all?" asked Kusu slightly hoping he did.

"No, I'm quirkless." said Izuku.

"Quirkless?" repeated Kusu slightly confused, "Quirks, that's what you guys refer to your strange evolutionary powers, right." Izuku nodded, "So being quirkless means…"

"It means I was born without a quirk, I have no superpowers." Izuku answered as he expected what her reaction was going to be.

Kusu's face lost all hope as she began talking out loud, "And shit just keeps getting better, not only do I have a year to make a warrior-less boy into a God of Destruction but he's powerless as well. He has nothing whatsoever," she then turns to Izuku, "Can you do anything at all, do you even know how to throw a punch?"

Izuku scratched the back of his head as he tried to think of something, "Well no, but I can learn how to and I admittedly have been bullied before so I think I can take a punch."

Kusu gave him a deadpan look, "You…think…you can take a punch, do you have any idea what a real punch is?"

"Yeah, I mean I've seen fights before but if you want to show me…"

Kusu slowly nodded, "Okay, I'll show you a punch."

"Okay," said Izuku as he raised his hands up slightly expecting her to hit them like a boxer. She pulled her fist back…

~o~

Izuku opened his eyes and found himself in a strange office, it was fancy, slightly dark and for some reason filled with rubber ducks. "...what the…"

A sound of a door opening got Izuku's attention as a man dressed in all white, with a top hat enter the room while talking on a cellphone, "Yeah sorry sweetie I had an emergency meeting show up, but don't worry I assure you Charle will love it…..Okay I'll be right over after this meeting….I love you too Emily." said the Man as he hung up his phone and turned his attention back to Izuku. "Sorry about that, my daughter Emily is throwing a surprise birthday party for her big sister Charlie. Ah where are my manners, I'm Lucifer, I run the other world of this universe."

Izuku just stared at the man, "...Lucifer…as…in the devil."

"The one and only. Though you should probably not mention any of those religious books to other gods, they aren't very fond of those books, you should have seen that Kai apprentices face when he read that book." said Lucifer with a small laugh before clearing his throat, "Anyway back on topic, I know as a new God Of Destruction you want to explore the afterlife and find old opponents, but I would like to go over some ground rules, had a few problems before with your predecessors so I kind of hijacked your entrance here to hell to my personal office, hope you don't mind." Lucifer then paused and looked at Izuku, "Hey, aren't you a little young to be a destroyer god?"

"Yes, yes I am." said Izuku slightly robotically as his brain was still catching up to the situation. "I became one not too long ago."

"Well congrats, you may have broken a record there." said Lucifer with a smile, "Anyway, I know it's your job to blow up planets and kill people en masse, but I was hoping if you ever had to do that if you'd just gave us a courtesy call whenever you do something like that. I know that out of all hells and afterworlds ours is considered the most efficient but when a whole planet disappears along with its population, it can cause a bit of an issue."

"Hells?" repeated Izuku as he was finally starting to wrap his brain around the fact that he was in hell talking to the devil.

"Yeah, a few thousand years ago a God did me a solid and showed me a few other universes' afterlifes, I used what I learned and modified ours, it's divided up into planetary sections to keep everything organized and we don't have souls from the people who know nothing of other planets and species stay separate, it also makes it so we don't have to funnel all of the souls through one point. That's way too much work for one guy, I have no idea how that guy in universe 7 does it without pulling his hair out."

"Gotcha, I see…" said Izuku as he started to piece things together, "I am in hell right now."

"Yep, well to be more accurate a form of purgatory, a place for those who weren't too bad can have a chance of redemption, uhh but they aren't aware of the universe as a whole so if you could just keep that underwraps that would be fantastic."

"Sure…no problem."said Izuku as the door opened once more, "Kusu!"

"There you are, I was looking all over the entrance for you," said Kusu.

"Ah Kusu, perfect timing, I was just about to go over a few things with the new G.O.D. here about the afterlife." said Lucifer in a friendly tone.

"The new god of destruction?" It took Kusu a moment to realize he was talking about Izuku, "Yes, him, right. I do apologize but we need to go, we have things we need to do back in the land of living."

Lucifer sighed slightly disappointed, "Okay, not like I can stop you, just trying to give a little professional courtesy is all."

"We can reschedule." suggested Izuku in a monotone voice.

Lucifer looked at Izuku surprised, "You want to reschedule….wow this is a nice change of pace," Lucifer snapped his fingers, summoning a calendar book, "Usually you guys don't even try to speak with us at all. Let's see, are you free next year at all? You probably want a year at least to adjust to your new position. Let's go with next October, does that work for you?"

Both Izuku and Kusu looked at each other for a moment, "That works." said Izuku.

"If we're still here," said Kusu under her breath.

"Alright, I look forward to working with you…" Lucifer then realized he didn't know his name.

"Izuku."

"I look forward to working with you Destroyer god Izuku." As Lucifer waved them off, "Have fun blowing up planets." Izuku waved goodbye as Kusu transported them out.

~o~

Izuku shot up right as he found himself sitting on some grass in the park, he felt around his body double checking it was all in one piece. "Everything is fine, Gowasu. No need for concern." Izuku turned to see Kusu talking to her staff as there was an old yellow man in the orb on the staff. She was giving the best smile she could.

"Are you sure," asked Gowasu. "I could have sworn I just felt this universe's god of destruction die. Is Rumsshi alright?"

Kusu's eyes began to twitch, "He's doing fine, there's no need to worry about Rumsshi, at all anymore."

"I hope you're right, with all the recent issues of the universe, I'm a little on edge." admitted Gowasu.

While this was happening Izuku slowly got back to his feet and made sure each of his limbs worked. 'I don't feel any pain, did that punch just knock me out or did I really go to-' Izuku then heard a dripping noise behind him and turned to see what it was. It took him a moment to figure out what he was seeing on the tree, but when he did horror shot through his body. "HOLY SHIT!"

Kusu looked over and saw Izuku was up and what he was looking at, "Uh oh."

"Kusu, what was that?" asked Gowasu.

"I got go." said Kusu as she quickly hung up her staff and turned back to Izuku with the biggest smile she could muster. "Hey, Izuku, welcome back to the land of the living." Izuku just looked at her in horror as he continued to point at the nearby tree. "Yeah, so I might have gone a little bit overboard."

"That's…..That's…..mine!" said Izuku as he stared in horror at the tree that was drenched and dripping in his blood.

Kusu looked slightly guilty, "I was under a lot of stress, frustrated, still am and didn't hold back as much as I should have and….well…I….I punched all of your blood out of your body."

"You punched ALL of my blood, out of my body." Izuku was still trying to wrap his head around it as Kusu nodded, "I died."

"I brought you back." she said quickly.

"You KILLED ME!"

"I didn't mean to, I wasn't expecting you to go pop like that."

"I went to hell!"

"That part did surprise me," said Kusu honestly, "It's normal for a God of Destruction to go to hell after they die, but I wasn't expecting that for you. It is clear by the fact that you were taken right to one of the heads of the afterlife and the fact that the supreme kai felt that you died, not to mention I couldn't revive you like any other mortal, it is clear that the universe already acknowledges you somewhat as the new god of destruction."

"You killed me." Said Izuku who was still staring between her and his blood that was still dripping from the tree.

"Sorry," said Kusu quickly and honestly, "I didn't mean to go that far so soon. Look Izuku, you may not be as strong as a god of destruction but it is clear that in some way you are already seen as a god of destruction of this universe."

Izuku felt his pocket buzz and pulled out his phone, "Okay, stop."

"I'm sorry, I promise never to do that again. We need to move quickly if we are to get you into-"

"Hold it Ms. Kusu." said Izuku firmly as he held up his phone. "I need to go home and talk to my mom."

Kusu froze for a moment, "What?"

"Look I get it we have a lot to do, but my mom has been freaking out about me going missing, just look at my phone, I've missed like a hundred calls from her."

"Izuku, you won't be able to talk to her if we are dead." said Kusu who wanted to start training immediately.

"I get that but I need to explain to my mother that I'm currently…" Izuku tried to think of the right words.

"Fucked beyond all belief."

"That, though in a better way. Tell her I met gods, devils and apparently the creator of the entire multiverse."

Kusu grabbed Izuku by the shirt and forced him to look her in the eyes, "ANYTHING BUT THAT! Mr. Popo doesn't exist, we are in this shit because nobody is supposed to know about as far as anyone is concerned he is just an assistant to a minor god in universe 7. No one is supposed to know the truth about , no one is suppose to know that he is trillions of years old, according to my father the last time someone learned of Mr. Popo we were plunged into a multiversal war and in the end Mr. Popo had to restart the whole universe all over again, so rule #1-NO, our new rule#0 going forward is no one and I do mean no one is going to learn about Mr. Popo."

Izuku thought for a moment, "Can I tell her about Lucifer?"

"You can tell her about Lucifer."

"Shaggy?"

"Go for it."

"So it's just-"

"It's just Mr Popo we can't tell people about."

"Okay, then can you let go of me and we can go get dinner with my mom?" asked Izuku.

Kusu sighed and let go of Izuku. "Fine." She then grabbed Izuku and levitated into the air, "You suddenly grew quite the backbone since we were on Kami's lookout."

"Dying will do that to you." said Izuku before noticing a strange look in Kusu, "Don't do that again, it won't help me become stronger."

"We don't know if we don't try."

"DON'T!"

~o~

Izuku opened the door to the apartment, "Hey mom, I"m hom-"

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!" screamed a spikey haired blonde woman, "YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN WORRIED SICK!"

"IZUKU!" screamed a short green haired woman as she gripped her son in a hug.

"Hey mom, hey aunt Mitsuki." said Izuku as he hugged his mother.

"Izuku, sweetie where have you been, I've been so worried about you." asked Inko.

"You could have called, brat." said Mitsuki.

"That would have been difficult," said Kusu from behind Izuku as she knew that cell reception in another world would be impossible.

Both Inko and Mitsuki looked behind Izuku at the new girl, "Oh right," Izuku cleared his throat, "Mom, aunt Mitsuki, allow me to introduce Kusu, Kusu this is my mom and my aunt Mitsuki."

Kusu gave a polite bow, "Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you." Both women just stared at Kusu as if watching an alien land on the planet for the first which wasn't far off from the truth. "Izuku, are they alright?"

"Give it a moment." said Izuku as he realized what was about to happen.

Mitsuki was the first one to say, "Holy shit, Izuku….do you have a girlfriend?"

Kusu's eyes went wide, "EXCUSE ME!"

"Is that why you have a weird shirt on?"

Izuku looked down and realized he was still wearing the SKD shirt Dende had given him. "Oh shit." he said under his breath.

Izuku hoped for a second his mother would be the voice of reason, "Izuku, please tell me you had protection."

"MOM!" Yelled Izuku, "That isn't what happened at all, please don't say things like that, especially to her."

"I am RIGHT HERE!" yelled Kusu with a bright blush on her face.

"Well then I'll just leave you guys alone then," said Mitsuki as she grabbed her purse before pulling Izuku in close for a whisper, "Izuku, don't screw this up, that girl is cute now, but I got a feeling in a few years when she's older she'll be real looker."

Kusu gave a slight gasp as she heard the conversation, her eyes got a shade of dark as she remembered her sisters.

"Well anyway, I'll catch you guys later and good luck Izuku." as Mitsuki left.

Izuku saw the slight despair in Kusu's eyes, "Hey mom, would you mind ordering a large pizza please."

"Sure, one moment." said Inko as she grabbed the phone.

Izuku then walked over to Kusu, "You okay?"

"I'm the oldest of my siblings, yet the shortest." said Kusu as she slightly bit her lip, "Yet my sisters are the opposite, tall, refined, the curves…but not me. It's not fair."

Izuku had no idea what to say in this situation at all, "Well life's shit sometimes, but we do have pizza, I'm sure that can help fix your mood."

Kusu gave Izuku a dreaded look of disbelief. "I doubt it."

~o~

"This is the best food I've ever tasted," said Kusu with stars in her eyes as she ate her third slice of pizza, "I thought my brother was exaggerating when he said that earth had the best food in the universe but he was absolutely correct, this is fantastic. Who would have guessed that a backwater planet would have the best food."

"Well that sure fixed your mood." said Izuku as he took a bite from his second slice of pizza. All three of them sat around the table enjoying pizza while Izuku tried his best to explain the situation. "So mom, do you have any questions at all."

Inko thought for a moment, "Are there any other friends playing these games with you?"

Izuku and Kusu stopped eating and looked at Inko, "Mom, this isn't some game, I have one year to become a God of Destruction."

"Right and you met the devil early today." said Inko clearly not believing anything she had just been told. "Izuku, you're not on anything are you?" This just earned a tired look from her son.

"Real happy you told her, huh." commented Kusu also receiving a look from Izuku, "Anyway, despite what you may believe, I do need to take Izuku away for a little while. If we are to meet our goals we'll have to start immediately."

"Oh my, aren't you two moving a little fast." said Inko causing both Izuku and Kusu to nearly fall out of their chairs, "You two just met right, shouldn't you wait a little longer before going on vacations together."

"Mom, we are not going on vacation, we're going to be training." said Izuku trying to get through to his mother before realizing what Kusu had just said, "What a minute where will you be taking me?"

Kusu summoned her staff, "That is a good question, after our conversation in the park I realized what we need is more time, so I'm thinking that we need to find a nearby planet with a god on it and see if they have a time chamber we can use."

"A time chamber?"

"Yes, a room where you can train for a long time while only a short amount of time passes on the outside world." explained Kusu. As Izuku heard the explanation he remembered something and began digging into his pocket, "Unfortunately the closest planet that would have one is a few galaxies away. It would have helped if this world still had a god but that bastard decided to start over and create a new Earth on the other end of the universe."

Izuku took the object out of his pocket before he got what Kusu was insinuating, "Wait, we used to have a god here."

Kusu looked into her staff, "Yes you did but he left a few thousand years ago to create a new Earth far far away from here."

"That….actually explains a lot." said Izuku as he thought of his planet's history. "No wonder this place is a mess."

Kusu then noticed the object Izuku got from his pocket. "What's that?"

"Shaggy gave me this capsule thing right before we left," said Izuku as he read the side of the capsule, "It says it's a Hyperbolic Time Chamber."

Kusu dropped her pizza on the table before jumping over the table and snatching the capsule from his hands. "This is a portable Hyperbolic Time Chamber, why didn't you tell me you had this?!"

"Because I have no idea what a Hyperbolic Time Chamber is." countered Izuku. "Also can you get off of me!" Kusu got off of Izuku as she examined the capsule. "For fucks sake."

"Izuku watch your language," said Inko, "Also don't be rude to your friend."

Izuku turned to his mom, "Mom, I know you don't believe me, but trust me when I tell you I've had a day today, one that puts all of my bad days, combined, to shame. Not to mention she literally killed me a few hours ago."

Inko gave her son a look, "Sweetie, you can't hold on to some grudge from a videogame like this, you need to let it go."

"Mom, I really did die and met the devil."

"And I'm currently talking to a ghost right now." said Inko as she looked right at her son, Izuku opened his mouth to say something but stopped and threw his hands up into the air in frustration. "What game were you guys playing?"

"I see," Muttered Kusu as she held up the capsule. "It seems this Hyperbolic Time Chamber currently has tens years on it, afterwards it will take 30 days for it to charge up a year of use, so we can't constantly use it for the whole year, which might not be the best for your health. It does have a healing room and a gravity control room. We can use this. We can use this to turn your nerdy, weak, noodle arm body into a beefed up, muscle, God of Destruction." Said Kusu with a smile on her face.

"Were those words about my body necessary?" asked Izuku, slightly insulted.

"Yes," said Kusu quickly, "Because, I want you to remember right now what you look like because when I'm done with you, you'll have a body fit for a god." She paused for a second, "And I don't mean a god like Champa."

~o~

Universe 6, Champa sneezed, "Hey Vados, was that necessary?"

Vados turned to her god, "Was what necessary, I didn't say anything."

Champa blinked for a moment, "You didn't, how strange I could have sworn you just said something about my weight."

"Well that would never happen if you got into a less rounder shape."

"HEY!"

~o~

"I have no idea who that is," said Izuku before smiling, "But I do like the idea of training and getting stronger. Maybe with all of this, I can finally become the hero I've always dreamed of." as Izuku finally imagined himself becoming a strong hero.

Kusu then popped his bubble. "You do realize I'm training you to be a god of destruction right?"

"I can dream," said Izuku disheartened, before smiling slightly as he did the math, "I guess that does mean I need to take two weeks off of school."

"What?" yelled Inko.

"School?" repeated Kusu slightly confused, "Izuku, you're going to be a god, you have no need for school."

"YES HE DOES!" Yelled Inko, "I know school is stuff for him because of his classmates, but if he doesn't go to school how is he going to get a good respectful job."

Kusu gave the woman a look of disbelief. "A respectful job? He's going to be a GOD!"

"Being in a weird religion doesn't count as having a job." stated Inko, "Or a good education, in fact that just might make it worse."

Kusu groaned as she pinched the bridge of her nose, "Izuku help me."

Izuku sighed, "Mom, I need to go with Kusu, I know this might look and sound really really crazy-"

"It does," interjected Inko.

"But, if I go with her for my future, this will open up a lot of opportunities for me and might even make my dream of becoming a hero a reality."

"God….of….De…struc….tion." said Kusu emphasizing each syllable.

This caused Izuku to let out an exhausted sigh, "I'm going to go pack a bag."

~o~

In a dark street a very muscular man walked near an alleyway before making a sudden turn and walking down the empty alleyway, "Come out." said the man. "I can tell you've been following me for a while now."

"Oh shit, did I get it the first try?" said a disembodied voice.

The muscular man smiled, "If you're looking for trouble, you found it. So quit wasting our time and come out. I'll crack your skull open real quick."

The voice laughed as the shadows began to move, "I wasn't expecting to find you so quickly, this place is familiar but different, it's a bit of a strange feeling being here."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I go by many names, Hanma, but you can call me the Crimson Fucker!"

The man smiled, showing his metal teeth, "I'll call you lunch, freak."

Alucard stepped out of the shadows with his own toothie smile, "Oh this is going to be a treat."

Next time: Training Training Grinding and even more Training | You want to read this now, just head over to my page. ~P-A-T-R-E-O-N~ Lorenzo the story teller. There you can read all chapters a head of time and my exclusive stories.

A/N: Alright I am continuing this fic, it will be funny, it will be epic, it will have DORITOS. I am just going to have fun with this shit. Hope you enjoy.

Patrons: | James Glenn Chandler | WildZappaS51 | Chao Landy | Trevor Coffey | Shelwyn | SIMON | Daniel Hinojosa

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