Bhdzalex084: I hope it does go far.
Kokiri hero: Way ahead of you.
Chapter 3 Training Training Grinding and even more Training
Kusu examined the clearing and checked her staff, "This is perfect, from what I can tell nobody has come to this area in over 3 years." Kusu took out the time chamber capsule and hit the button before tossing it into the clearing and with a tiny explosion appeared a small building now bigger than a house. "Perfect."
"We're going to be living here for ten years?" asked Izuku as he looked at the building, "Why do I get the feeling we're going to go insane from being in a small place for ten years."
"That's not going to happen trust me." said Kusu, "Now time to move it, come along we have no time to waste and you have a dozen bags to unpack."
"Not my fault," said Izuku as he carried several bags with him, "I only wanted to bring 1 bag but my mom went through the trouble of packing extras and one of these are for you, you know."
"I never asked her to do that for me," said Kusu as they entered the time chamber.
"You could still say….say…" Izuku dropped all of the bag on the floor as he entered the chamber, "THIS PLACE IS HUGE!" yelled Izuku causing an echo as his voice traveled.
"Yep it's bigger on the inside." said Kusu as she walked past.
"So Doctor Who rules, got it."
Kusu raised an eyebrow, "Who?"
"Doctor Who, it's a guy from a show, he travels around in a blue police box, through time and space."
Kusu looked at Izuku with a bewildered look on her face, "That's absolutely ridiculous. Either this planet is very creative or there are a lot of drugs here." Izuku opened his mouth to say something but thought it was in his best interest to keep his mouth shut. "Alright, drop your stuff off in the sleeping area, with the doors shut we are officially moving faster than the outside world, meaning it's time to get down to business."
~o~
Kusu blew into her whistle as she was now wearing a coach outfit, "Alright mortie, it's time for you to become a god, are you ready?"
Izuku, who was now wearing a simple t-shirt and gym shorts, raised an eyebrow. "What are you wearing?"
"My coaching outfit," said Kusu with a smile, "I've trained gods of destruction before, but never have I had to start with a rookie from square one, so I need a new approach for success here."
"So what exactly is the plan here?" asked Izuku.
"This chamber has up to ten years in it currently, we are going to use a minimum of two at the moment."
"Two?'
"Yes, two years for now. Last night while you went to bed I did some research around this planet. I saw several heroes and their strength, which was overall far lower than I expected. Going off of the universe hopper's scale…or was that the universe 7's scale, either way the average power level of this universe is only in the high double digits, only a few have ever gotten into the triple digits and I can only sense less than ten people who are currently breaking the four digit mark."
"Wait, there's a scale for this?"
"Not really, but when that hopper guy went to universe 7, their version of earth had a power scale of their own and he was comparing it to this world. So I'm going off of that, because if we were going by the scale of the gods you would all rank as ants."
"Got it."
"And I don't mean like super powered ants, I mean they didn't even notice or register you stepped on it kind of ants. Like none of the gods would have realized they killed you."
"I get it, we're weak," said Izuku as it got the picture, "Wait, what happened to that guy who had a quirk to hop to another universe?"
"Rumsshi killed him with his trunk."
"He just killed him?!"
"Yeah, he caused a lot of problems because he did in front of Beerus's friends and the babies started crying which just pissed off Beerus more, even my brother started yelling at us which surprised me. I never would have guessed those two would get so upset over a baby crying, they even tried to turn back time so Rumsshi wouldn't kill in front of the infants, I had to remind my brother we're not supposed to do that for something so minor." Izuku stayed silent while giving Kusu a blank look at the end. "What?"
"So you're telling me you guys can turn back time and-"
"ONLY for EMERGENCIES, and yes I could have tried to use it to save Rumsshi but we were in front of Mr. Popo and he could have just snapped his fingers and we'd all be dead."
Izuku nodded as he could see that Mr. Popo was the top dog in this situation and could easily stop anything she could have done. "Okay, so you went around the planet and figured out the power level."
"Yes," said Kusu as they got back on track. "Our goal at the end of these two years isn't just to get you into a better physical form but to put you at the top."
"The top?!" Izuku looked at Kusu as if she was crazy, "Uh Kusu, remember I'm quirkless, even with training how am I going to top people with powerful quirks and years of training."
Kusu then laughed, "Those quirks are pathetic and clearly too many people rely solely on them, as for the training it might as well be a joke. With the proper training and guidance I will make you stronger than any of those pathetic quirks."
Izuku raised an eyebrow in disbelief, "How exactly are you going to do that?"
Kusu smiled, "Let's start off with lesson 1, a very important lesson that will stick with you for the rest of your life." She raised a hand and made a small Ki ball. "Dodge."
"Eh?!" Izuku then felt as the ki ball flew right past his head before blowing a hole in the floor. "Wait WHAT!"
Kusu then floated in the air, summoning several more ki balls, "You heard me, dodge." she said in the most calming voice imaginable.
Izuku quickly turned around and started sprinting before getting thrown across the chamber by an explosion.
IT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
Izuku began to side step left and right to dodge the ki blasts coming at him. "Oh come on, I don't want to die again."
"You won't die."
RISIN' UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL
Izuku quickly jumped over a ki blast before quickly ducking under a blast that would have taken his head, "YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"No I'm not," said Kusu as she aimed a few more at his feet. "Besides, I can bring you right back."
"NOT HELPFUL!"
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
Izuku jumped as a blast sent him rolling to the floor, Izuku quickly ignored the pain and got back to his feet as sweat began to blind his vision, but he pressed on dodging the next attack. 'THIS WOMAN IS INSANE.' he thought as he looked up to see her smiling as she threw more attacks at him. "YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS WAY TOO MUCH!"
"A little." She admitted as she threw two more blasts that forced Izuku to dive to dodge them. "But just a little."
"BULLSHIT!"
AND HE WATCHES US ALL WITH THE EYE OF THE TIGER
"Okay, hold it." said Kusu stopping her blasts, giving Izuku a slight break to breath. "What in the name of Zeno, have we been listening to?"
Izuku took a few breaths, "It's called the Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. I started it right before we started training. It's kind of the go to music for training montages."
"And you've just had this playing this whole time on repeat."
"Repeat?! This is the first song on an hour-long playlist. It repeats only after a full hour of music."
"But, I'm sure I heard this before."
"THAT'S BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR FOUR HOURS!" shouted Izuku.
Kusu then finally noticed that Izuku was drenched from head to toe in sweat, she then looked over at the large clock, "Oh wow we really have been at this for four hours." Kusu paused as Izuku caught his breath. "Well time to kick it up a notch."
Izuku's eyes went wide as he looked up at Kusu. "...What?"
Kusu then snapped her fingers causing several weights to appear and strapped to Izuku, "Let's see how well you do with weighted clothes on."
Izuku felt the added weight around his body, "NOW I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME! I'LL DIE WITH THIS SHIT ON!"
"No you won't and this is good for you." said Kusu with a smile, "Just think of how much the fear of death and pain is pushing you." Kusu then summoned more ki balls and began to throw them as she did before.
Izuku did his best to keep dodging but it wasn't long before a large ki blast sent Izuku flying again, "FUCK!" yelled Izuku as he landed. He felt a large amount of pain from his knee that was bleeding from.
"Oh that does not look good." said Kusu as she floated down and saw Izuku's busted knee.
"You split my knee wide open." said Izuku as he did his best to hold back the tears.
"Relax, this place is a healing chamber," said Kusu as she levitated Izuku into the air, "Come on, let's test it out."
Kusu quickly flew Izuku to the healing chamber, inside was a simple large tub of a strange green liquid. Kusu dropped Izuku into the liquid. A second past before Izuku stood up in the tub, "HEY! Shouldn't you be more careful with an injured person than that?!"
"You don't look injured to me anymore." said Kusu. "Shaggy really hooked us up."
Izuku blinked and moved his body around. He then jumped out of the tub and moved his limbs around. "Holy crap your right, my injured knee is gone," he said with a smile as he stretched. "And my body feels like I just took a huge nap." Izuku flinched as he slowly turned to Kusu who was giving him a dark smile.
"That means we can keep going." she said as she grabbed Izuku and dragged him back to the training room.
~o~
Izuku fell on the ground barely keeping conscious as he tried to look up at Kusu who was standing over him. "Well done," said Kusu with a small clap, "Even with the healing chamber I wasn't expecting you to keep this up for over 24 hours, I'm impressed."
Izuku could barely breathe properly, "Is…..is everyday….this?" was all he was able to say."
"No, this was just to break you." said Kusu as she sat down next to Izuku, "While I have never trained someone from scratch before, I know that one of the best ways to catch someone up and to test there will, is to get them to a near death experience and see how long they can last in that situation. I was originally expecting you to only last a few hours tops, but you blew right past my expectations."
"Thanks," said Izuku between breaths.
"While we still have quite a ways to go, I can safely say that your overall power has increased quite a bit, we've successfully broken you out of your wimp body and into one that is pushing its limits, it should be smooth sailing for a while before we hit another wall for you."
"Good."
"Tell me something though, what pushed you to go this far?" asked Kusu, "Are you that afraid of dying or is it part of that grand hero goal of yours?" Kusu was waiting for a response before realizing that Izuku had fallen asleep. Kusu smiled, "Sleep tight Izuku."
Izuku may have fallen asleep but before he did he heard her question and thought back to a few moments right before they left the apartment.
Izuku had grabbed all of the bags and put them by the door and was ready to go while Kusu was in the bathroom, he was about to knock on the door and tell her he was ready to go when he heard her talking to herself. "Huh?"
"Okay, today is day one Kusu." said Kusu talking to the mirror, "You can do this, you've trained several other Gods of Destruction before, you can train one more. If you don't Mr. Popo will kill you and most likely eat you with the void." Kusu was then silent for a moment, "Oh by Zeno, could I really die like this, I don't want to go yet, I thought I would have a few more billion years left."
Izuku was silent and went back to waiting at the front door, 'I'm not the only person whose life is at stake here. If I don't succeed here, Kusu will die alongside me. I wish it was just my life on the line here, no one would have any issues if someone like me died, but Kusu, she's an angel and she clearly has a lot more years then me to live, I can't let her die like this. I can't screw up, I have to push myself as much as possible. I will become a God Of Destruction…well just until both me and Kusu are in the clear, then hopefully we can find a replacement without me having to die.'
~o~
Kusu levitated Izuku back to his bed and was about to leave the room. 'I should make a game plan for the next few months, I learned a lot of what he can't do yet, that we're going to need to work on.' Kusu stopped as she heard a strange beeping noise. She looked over to one of the bags and saw a strange device sticking out of one of the bags, she picked it up and saw the screen was blinking. She touched the screen causing the device to come to life, showing a warning, no internet failed to update. "What is this?" she asked before summoning her staff and looking up the information, "The brand new omni console that came out last year." Kusu looked over at Izuku, "He brought a toy?" She looked back at the console and noticed an icon was blinking saying the current game, "I guess he was in the middle of some sort of game….Super Hero Isekai Adventure 3 Deluxe Edition." Kusu became very confused after reading the title. "What in the multiverse is this?"
~o~
Izuku slowly woke up in the bed, before quickly stretching his extremely sore muscles before walking out of his sleeping chambers, "Oh man I hope she wasn't kidding about-" Izuku stopped as he heard some familiar noises, he looked over at Kusu who was sitting at the table, still in her coaching uniform from yesterday. "That sounds like the Super Armor Death Ravager boss fight."
Kusu flinched and slowly turned to Izuku, wide eyed, blushing bright red and holding his Omni Console. "You're awake!"
Izuku then saw what was in her hands, "Is that my Omni Console?" Kusu quickly stood up and hid the console behind her back while she began to sweat bullets. "Have you been playing my games while I was asleep?"
"NO!" said Kusu while she tried to think of something, "I was just…uhh…I was verifying it!"
Izuku blinked in confusion. "Verifying it?"
"Yes," Kusu tried to give her best believable face. "as your angel slash teacher, I was just making sure this device wouldn't be getting in the way of your training."
Izuku may not have known Kusu for long but even he could see right through her bullshit. "If you want to play my games you can, just don't save over my files."
"REALLY!" said Kusu with stars in her eyes before coughing and regaining her composure. "I mean, as your faithful attendant I will be happy to hold on to your devices for you. Especially with all the training you need to do, I wouldn't recommend playing for more than an hour a day with this."
"Wasn't planning on it," said Izuku as he walked over to the fridge to see what food this place had. "I have a little thing known as self control." Kusu felt that jab a little after realizing how long she had been playing, "Oh this place has breakfast bowls."
Kusu looked at the console before sighing and putting it down, "Well hurry up and eat, while training today won't be as intense we will be training quite a bit."
"You got it," said Izuku as he ate his food, "So what build are you going with in the game?"
~o~
Soon the days began to roll on as they quickly became weeks, Izuku's training was going smoothly, he could feel himself becoming faster, stronger with each day. His weights became heavier but soon easier to hold. He even had trouble recognizing himself when he saw himself in the mirror as he saw that he was growing muscles all around his body. A few months in they began small sparing training which was mostly Izuku attempting to attack Kusu for her to only block with her left pinky, the real salt on the wound was the fact that during their spars, Kusu would also be playing the Omni Console at the sametime with her other hand. She moved her hand so fast she was able to hit every button within a single frame of the console registering her inputs. At first Izuku found it impressive but soon got annoyed by the fact that she didn't need anything more than a pinky to deal with him.
'Soon I'll get her to use more than a pinky to fight me,' Thought Izuku during one of their 'sparring matches'. Suddenly Kusu gave a silent gasp, causing Izuku to stop, "What happened?"
"This little bastard got a critical on my Tifa." said Kusu, "Don't worry, Arieth will heal her. Don't stop, keep attacking."
Izuku kept attacking, "Wait, are you playing Final Fantasy 7?"
"Yep, the classic version you have on here?" said Kusu as she kept deflecting Izuku's punches with one pinky, "By the way, why do you have so many old games on this thing? These games are from the first few generations of gaming right. Why do you have so many from that early era of gaming?"
"Contest," said Izuku as he tried to kick Kusu, "There was a raffle for a limited edition All Might Omni Console with over Ten thousand games on it. I didn't win and just got third, which was a regular Omni Console with Ten thousand games on it but they were all from the first 10 generations of game consoles."
"Gotcha," said Kusu as she kept playing her game, "Have you played all of these?"
"No, I've tried to play through a good few of them, even before I got the console I played a few of them on my own, but I haven't gone through all of them." said Izuku, "I've only had that thing for a little over a year and I was still trying to get through All Might Justice Warrior."
"You have a weird obsession with this All Might guy, you know that."
"He's the number one hero." said Izuku as he tried to attack with a flurry of punches.
"Still a bit much to me, by the way you're pulling your elbows back a little too far." comment Kusu without looking up from the screen.
"How do you do that?" asked Izuku, "You're not even looking up at me."
"I am but clearly I'm glancing at you too fast for you to notice, so you need to increase your speed and train your Ki sensing more."
"When are we going to get to that?" asked Izuku.
"We'll start Ki sensing when the two years are up and we get back outside, the best place to train the basics of Ki is surrounded by nature. That shouldn't take more than a day, after that we'll come right back in here to train some more." Explained Kusu before getting a wide smile, "I love Arieth, by far the best healer. She makes these boss fights so easy."
'Oh god- or wait, is it Zeno?' Wondered Izuku, 'Either way, I wonder how she's going to react when she gets to that part.'
~o~
Izuku was sleeping soundly that night when suddenly something landed on him in the middle of the night, "WHAT THE!" Izuku shot up and looked at Kusu who was sitting on the bed looking about ready to cry, "Kusu?"
"Arieth dies!" she cried as she held up the Omni console, "What the fuck, why didn't they use a phoenix down or bring her back, what the hell is this."
Izuku sighed, "Kusu, it's the middle of the night can I please get some shut eye."
"First you need to explain to me why they would let Arieth die, I have over fifty phoenix downs and few of my other party members know life, why would they just let her die like that?"
Izuku fell back down on his pillow, "That's just how it is, okay. Now let me sleep."
Kusu walked out of the room, "This is totally unfair."
"Why did I even bring that thing?" asked Izuku, "Well it can't get any worse."
~o~
Izuku was running around the chamber for several hours now, 'Damn, so this is what it's like moving around in ten times earth's normal gravity. This is tough.' Thought Izuku as he ran.
"Dammit," said Kusu quietly as she was gaming.
Izuku heard the curse, "Is something wrong Kusu, you didn't finally die, did you?"
"HA!" Kusu gave a dry laugh, "My vision is faster than this device's frame rate, I can see every detail change in each frame, I never die in action games like these. Though I can get caught off guard by enemies out of the camera view, especially when my character can't react as me."
"Action game, what game are you playing?"
"The Last Of Us."
Izuku almost fell over, "You're playing the Last Of Us!"
"Yep, I got the urge to play more zombie games recently and this looked interesting."
"You're still on the first game right?" asked Izuku.
"Yep, we unfortunately just lost Tess, shame I really hoped she would stick around a bit longer," said Kusu before saying something that extremely worried Izuku, "Though I am really enjoying this Joel character, doing everything he can to survive the apocalypse, you know you could really learn somethings from this man, making the hard choices, you'll have to do quite a few of those later you know."
"Yeeaaah," said Izuku, slightly nervous. Kusu thought his tone was because of his future duties as a god of destruction, no he was worried how she would react to the sequel.
~o~
"THIS FUCKING BITCH!"
Izuku slowly opened his eyes, "Looks like she made it to the sequel." Izuku then got out of bed and walked out to the common area where Kusu was glaring daggers at the console screen. "Morning Kusu."
Kusu looked over at Izuku, "This Bitch killed Joel."
"Yeah, I'm going to get some breakfast."
"I'm going to rip her fucking eyes out and fill her ass with lead."
"Ever think about switching to Nintendo?"
"Later, this bitch needs to die!" said Kusu as she turned back to the screen. "Now eat up, I already set up the rocks I want you to start hauling."
"From point A to point B."
"Yep but I want you to do a lap with each rock, if you drop the rock, you're going to need to start the lap all over again."
"Got it," said Izuku as he quickly got to work, 'Hopefully she takes her time with the game and I don't have to deal with the fallout til tomorrow.'
~o~
Izuku got done hauling the last boulder through the lap, "Rocks my ass, these things are huge." said Izuku he then looked at the stack of giant rock he got done moving, 'Though I am getting stronger, there would be no way I could have done this a year ago.'
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Izuku turned to see Kusu screaming, "WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CREDITS ROLLING?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
Izuku sighed, "She got to the end." Izuku then made his slow walk back to Kusu where he saw her looking at the screen with a pissed look on her face. "So you got through the game, huh."
Kusu looked up at Izuku, still with a pissed off look on her face, "What the fuck did I just play? WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING ENDING WAS THAT?"
Izuku scratched the back of his head, "Yeah, I guess I should have warned you about that."
"She just let the bitch go…AFTER SHE BIT HER FUCKING FINGERS OFF!"
"Yeah, yeah I know."
"THAT BITCHES HEAD NEEDS TO BE ON A PIKE ON JOEL'S GRAVE, WHY THE HELL DID SHE LET HER GO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT!"
"I don't know, it was some bizarre message about being a bigger person or something.
"Bigger person? IT'S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE!" yelled Kusu. "Since when the hell was being the bigger person a point in this series, was it when I went through a horde of survivors, the cannibals or how about the fuckers that tired to kill the main characters!"
"Nearly everyone tries to kill you in those games." pointed out Izuku.
"NO SHIT, so tell me why the fuck would the main character give mercy to the same bitch that killed her father figure, her friends and the bitch that took her fucking fingers over everyone else."
"I don't know it's just how the writers wrote the game."
"Screw the writers," said Kusu as she exited out of the game on the Omni Console. She began looking through the list of games, "They better have fixed it in the third game."
"There isn't a third game," said Izuku bluntly.
Kusu froze and slowly looked up at Izuku, "I…don't believe I heard you…..what?"
"You weren't the only person with that reaction, the sequel was so controversial that they shelved the third game and tried to move on to another game, but the same writers worked on that as well. The sales were so bad that the parent company was forced to clean house. There were spin offs made years later but no one was able to get a third game made, it just kept getting put off or tossed around to other studios who made spin offs years later. No one has made a third game of the original Last Of Us."
Kusu's eyes began twitching like crazy. "So you're telling me, this shit ass ending is the very end of the series."
"Well for Ellie's story, yeah." Kusu's whole head began to twitch and Izuku realized that he was saying the wrong things. "Look, how about you play a different game, one where you can vent your anger on."
"Play a different game….Okay," said Kusu as she put down the game console and raised her hand, "You're going to play too." She then summoned a ball of ki.
Izuku's eyes went wide as he realized what was going to happen, "Dodge?"
"Dodge."
"Shit." Izuku soon found himself running as fast as he could around the chamber while being chased after by Kusu and her onslaught of Ki blasts.
~o~
"The two years are almost up." said Kusu as she looked down at Izuku who was doing push ups with a very large stone cube on his back, 'He's come a long way these past two years, I doubt there's a person on this rock that can out match him now.'
"Really, two years already." said Izuku as he kept doing push ups. "It's been a productive two years."
Kusu smiled as she summoned the Omni Console to her hand, "That it has." As she floated up to the top of the cube, laid down as she began gaming, "You've come a long way."
Izuku for a moment wondered if she was actually up on top of the cube as he didn't feel any weight difference. "So do you think I am ready to be considered a God?"
Kusu laughed, "No, not yet, you still need to learn and master Ki, we'll kick start that when the two years are up and then return here for another year or two to master Ki, after that divine energy."
Izuku kept doing push ups. "So a long way to go."
"At the rate you're going, we might actually reach that deadline with our lives intact."
"That's good." Izuku grunted slightly as he started to sweat, 'She turned up the gravity, didn't she.'
"Oh no Freddie's on fire." said Kusu suddenly.
"Freddie? Who's Freddie?"
"Blue Pikmin number 14, Freddie."
Izuku stopped his push ups. "You're playing Pikmin?"
"Yep I took your advice and switched to some calmer games and these Pikmin are quite adorable."
"I see," as Izuku continued his push ups. "Are you really naming all of your Pikmin?"
"Yep every single one."
"How are you keeping track of all of your Pikmin?"
"I found your mod folder and found a mod that allowed me to name each Pikmin I have." Explained Kusu, "It also allows me to choose which Pikmin I want to pull out of the onion or randomize it."
"I have Pikmin mods?" asked Izuku, slightly surprised.
"Yes, from the looks of it it was a part of that massive mod folder you got for a bunch of Nintendo games. I saw you used a few to add cut content back into some of the games. I'm going to need to try that."
"Oh yeah I forgot I had those extra mods," said Izuku honestly, "I just wanted the ones for the cut content or custom maps."
"Yes, I saw you used some of those, but I have to say," Kusu leaned over the stone cube and looked Izuku directly in the eyes, "I'm disappointed in you."
Izuku stopped and looked up, "Huh?"
"Honestly I can't believe you used those kinds of mods, Izuku. I thought better of you." said Kusu in a stiff tone, "I can't believe you would even have something so filthy on here."
"What are you talking about?"
"Keep doing your push ups you degenerate before I add more."
Izuku started pushing up faster, "I'm moving, but what are you talking about?"
"You know exactly what I'm talking about."
"No I don't."
"The system shows that you used it and so does the save file so don't try to lie." Kusu sighed, "I know you're still somewhat young but I never thought you would stoop so slow."
Izuku started pushing up faster out of frustration, "What are you talking about?"
Kusu looked down at Izuku with a disappointed glare, "Infinite health mod, for Cuphead." Izuku froze as the memories came back. "What, was the dragon giving you trouble?"
"It was King Dice, he's a really hard boss." yelled Izuku embarrassed.
"Disappointing, Izuku, just disappointing." said Kusu as she returned to her Pikmin.
"It's a really hard game!"
~o~
Universe 7, Kami's lookout, spare room. "Okay what the fuck happened, this shouldn't have taken you this long." said .
"Okay first off, you didn't tell me there were three of these fuckers," said Alucard, "Second the first one I ran into gave me one of the weirdest highs I have ever had."
"Holy shit, how many roids is this dude on?" asked Shaggy as he looked down at the unconscious man.
"All of them," said Alucard, "Allow me to tell you the tale, he attacked first, bit me, I said 'Nice kink, but let me show you how's done.' Bite him back, then suddenly I felt my body like double in size while my dick shrunk so fast I could have sworn it was trying to fuck me from the inside, for a moment their I was a girl without turning into my girl form. Also I think I might have discovered a new kink from all of this."
"Hey , quick- Whoa ha ho," As Dende came into the room to see three muscular men on the floor unconscious and all of them were shirtless. "Who are these fine specimens, is it my birthday?"
"Bitch, I offered to get you strippers for your last birthday." said Mr. Popo.
"Not when Gohan is coming over." countered Dende.
"Gohan," repeated Shaggy, "Isn't he that Sayin halfling that just had a baby, he's married right?"
"Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you shouldn't try to score."
"Sounds like it's not going to happen." commented Alucard.
"It's not." affirmed Popo.
"I can hope." shouted Dende trying to defend his delusion.
Shaggy shook his head. "Dude, there's plenty of dicks in the sea. You can find someone free and more of your speed."
"Yeah but none of those dicks are attached to a man like Gohan, he's special." said Dende with tears building up in his eyes.
Alucard sighed, "And here I thought my job as a therapist was over. Okay kid, let's have a one on one sess. Though before that, who's the smurf?"
Dende blinked, "huh, oh yeah, you know this guy?" As he gestured to a small blue man behind him who had a halo on the back of his head.
"Greetings Lord Popo." as the blue man gave a respectful bow he then noticed another in the room, "Shaggy?"
"Oh shit, the big bad Grand Minister is in the house," said Shaggy as he walked over and held out his fist to the Grand Minister, "How's it going?"
The Grand Minister smiled and fist bumped Shaggy, "I'm doing quite well old friend, I just came here to speak with Lord Popo."
"Hello Grand Minister, what can I do for you?" asked Mr. Popo with his usual smile, "Did my boys wipe out half the universes again?"
"No sir," as the Grand Minister shook his head, "I was just curious on what exactly happened here, I felt my daughter forcefully get a new God Of Destruction and what exactly are you doing to my daughter, sir?"
"Fucking with her, her new god and the random ass planet they're on." said showing no remorse for his actions. "You want to help."
The Grand Minister was silent for a long moment before a wide smile broke across his face, "I have missed you sir. I would be delighted to help."
"My man."
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A/N: The training has started to turn Izuku from a noodle armed nerd into a beef God Of Destruction and by accident turning Kusu into a videogame nerd.
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