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Chapter 4 Fresh Air
"Okay, let me get this straight, your daughter has been given an impossible task to make some random ass schmuck a God Of Destruction, a kid so weak in our universes scale his power level is in the single digits, along with the fact that and Shaggy are going to be throwing who knows what at them for fun and entertainment and YOU are completely fine with it." Asked Dende.
"Of course, it's been boring as fuck lately," answered the Grand Minister, "Honestly the most fun I have had recently was that tournament of power and aside from that I have been bored for eons and anything these two do is far better than that." The Grand Minister then pulled out his staff and summoned a couch before sitting back on it to relax, "This keeps me from getting bored, entertainment and I get to screw with my kid. I call this a damn vacation."
Alucard then started laughing from across the room, "Oh we're going to get along just fine."
"The feeling is mutual, my new vampiric friend," said the Grand Minister, summoned a beer to his hand and took a long sip from it, "Ahhh that hits the spot. Besides if this gets my kids to start taking their job seriously then I'm all for it."
This got Shaggy's attention, "Oh, are there a few gods not strong enough to do their jobs?"
The Grand Minister laughed, "Shaggy, you could fold all of them with ease."
"You're joking."
"Nope." Said the Grand Minister as he took another swig of his beer, "My kids all call their Gods lazy or not training seriously enough when it is in fact their job to be training them on how to do the job, hell there are even a few gods who have fighters stronger than them."
The lookout shook slightly as Shaggy let out a little bit of his power. "What!?" It was clear that Shaggy was pissed, "The title God of Destruction goes to the strongest! Having anyone other than a god stronger than you should be unacceptable."
"Unfortunately those gods are perfectly fine with having mortals stronger than them."
Shaggy looked furious, "It seems I have been gone too long."
"So how exactly is the brat supposed to fix this?" asked Alucard as the projection on the wall changed to show an image of Izuku when he was on the lookout, "That kid has so little meat I wouldn't even consider him a snack."
Dende agreed with him, "Yeah, any of these extremely well sculpted gentlemen would fold that scrawny kid with ease." As Dende gestured to the Hanma men that were unconscious on the floor. "How in the world is a kid going to change the gods in a year?"
"Oh he has more time than that," said Mr. Popo, "Doesn't he Shaggy. Nice try bitch, you can't sneak shit by me."
Shaggy laughed, "Wasn't really trying to," said Shaggy, "Speaking of which, they should be exiting the chamber here shortly." As the image showed a small building that was the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, hidden in the forest.
"Just two years?"
"That's what she set it for, they might use it again after a short break, but we can at least see how far he's come in two years."
The Grand Minister sat up slightly, "I am curious as well, knowing my daughter would have just killed the boy and moved on to find a more suitable replacement."
"Oh she tired," said Mr. Popo as the image changed to Kusu and Izuku earlier in the park. Kusu pulled her fist back and punched Izuku causing him to pop like a balloon full of blood, scattering his remains on the tree behind him.
"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA," whaled Alucard, "She popped him like a fucking balloon, holy shit that's great!" as he continued to laugh.
"Wait, aren't these kids still alive?" asked Dende.
"Wait for it." said Mr. Popo as he turned the volume up on the project.
Kusu dusted off her fist, "Now I wish I didn't have to do that but I'll just find another person worthy to be the God Of Destruction of Universe 10."
"Hold on, maggot." Echoed Mr. Popo's voice around Kusu, "Are you giving up already?"
Kusu immediately began to sweat at the sound of his voice. "What?! Lord Popo!"
"I told you to make him a god did I not?"
"Yes sir, you did and he will be." Kusu quickly pointed the staff at the remains and tried to reassemble Izuku but it wasn't working, "Huh, why isn't this working? Does another deity have his soul?" Kusu didn't have time to wonder and shook her head, "Don't worry, Lord Popo. I'll go to the underworld and pick him up directly." She then used her staff and teleported to the underworld.
The image then turned back to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. "So yeah I had to give her a little encouragement to keep at it, but it seems she's locked in now," said Mr. Popo.
The Grand Minister shook his head, "Oh Kusu, you of all people should have known that wouldn't have worked."
"Hey, the Time Chamber is opening," said Shaggy. Soon all of them found a seat, "Alright let's see how they did."
Kusu stepped out of the chamber first in her usual angelic attire, as she took a deep breath taking in the fresh air, she seemed unchanged by the two years, she then gestured for Izuku to come and he was a different story.
"Ho holy SHIT!" Said Dende as he looked at the changed Izuku, he was still the same height but he had grown his hair out long to the point that it covered his face and down to his shoulder and he was now incredibly ripped, no longer the same string bean kid, he now had muscles that could rival the greatest martial artists and Dende was loving it especially the fact that he was shirtless wearing only a pair of gym shorts. "When is he coming back?"
"Keep it in your pants, Dende," said Popo.
"Impressive." commented Alucard.
"Yeah," agreed Shaggy, "Even with the chamber, I never expected he would get this strong in just two years."
The Grand Minister smiled, "It is quite clear that my daughter is finally doing her job right, no way could he have gotten that strong so quickly on his own."
~o~
Izuku took a long breath of fresh air, "Oh wow, the forest seems so different."
"No shit, you've been in the chamber for two years, this place is going to feel far different from the chamber." Comment Kusu. "Now take a jump."
"A jump?" repeated Izuku slightly confused before moving his limbs around, "Gravity feels so light."
"You haven't experienced normal gravity in nearly two years. So jump."
"Okay," Izuku then bent his knees down and with as much force as he could muster jumped high into the air, he couldn't believe it even as the air rushed past his face, he looked down at Kusu and quickly noticed she was shrinking as the distance between them grew. He looked around and saw the surrounding mountains and the city in the distance, "Wow," was all he could say before gravity took hold and began pulling him down towards the ground, "KUSU HELP!" screamed Izuku as he began to panic as the ground came closer and closer as he continued to spiral downwards.
"DON'T WORRY!" yelled Kusu as she saw Izuku falling towards the ground, she smiled. "I WON'T CATCH YOU!"
"WHAT!" yelled Izuku as he closed his eyes right before he hit the ground with a massive impact that made a crater. Izuku quickly stood up in the bottom of the crater and glared at Kusu, "WHAT THE HELL, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!"
Kusu couldn't help stifling a laugh, "Seriously idiot, you're perfectly fine. You literally took no damage from that fall."
Izuku's anger faded as he moved around his limbs and realized that she was right. "But I must have fallen over-"
"Doesn't matter Izuku," said Kusu as she levitated him out of the crater towards her, "You're strong now, a basic fall like that is nothing to you, any damage that would have hurt you before isn't even going to register for you now. You are officially one of the strongest people on the planet now."
"So does that mean I'm strong enough to be a God of Destruction?" asked Izuku.
Kusu burst out into a laughter as she dropped Izuku on his back, "HAHAHAHAHA, no,nono, just no." she then wiped a tear from her eye as Izuku got to his feet. "You're strong by this planet's standard but you're nowhere close to being on the level of a destroyer."
"So what now?" asked Izuku.
"Now we start with energy control, otherwise known as ki abilities," said Kusu.
Izuku's eyes shined, "You mean those energy attacks you showed me, you're going to finally teach me how to do that?"
"Yep," said Kusu with a fake smile, 'This is what I've been dreading,' She thought, "Come follow me towards the nearby river, that clearing should be good enough for us to use." They began to walk.
~o~
"Am I crazy or does she seem off?" said Dende.
"No you're right on," said Alucard, "Judging from her reaction, she feels a sense of dread, anxiety and overall doubt. She's not looking forward to the next part of this."
Dende just stared at Alucard, "Holy Fuck, are you seriously a therapist?"
"Over three million patients and counting."
"The next part of the training is ki training." said The Grand Minister, "That is going to be the most difficult training of all."
Mr. Popo just stared at the projection, "All God of Destruction are trained warriors with at least a few ki attacks under there belt before they take the position. Training someone on ki who has no form of similar ability can be difficult. This might be a challenge for the boy."
Shaggy took a long drag from his weed, "No, I don't think that will be the case." Earning looks of confusion from the group.
~o~
Kusu demonstrated how to pull one's ki out, "Okay now you try."
"Okay," said Izuku with a determined look on his face.
Kusu watched as Izuku focused on his hands, 'Ki is naturally easier to pull out when the user is physically strong, but it isn't a guarantee that it will work.' She turned her head towards the small river, 'I remember hearing about how some warrior tribes would use water infused with someone else's ki to unlock others. I'll give Izuku another hour before we resort to trying this method.'
"I GOT IT!" yelled Izuku as he held a small ball of energy in his hands.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" yelled Kusu wide eyed. She couldn't believe it but there it was in Izuku's hands a ball of ki.
Izuku was grinning from ear to ear as he held the ball of ki, "This is amazing, this power, this is my own."
Kusu slowly nodded as she examined the ball of energy, "It appears so."
Izuku then focused causing the ball to expand slightly and rise into the air, "Whoa so if I focus there it expands but if I focus on the path it moves." Izuku then began to float the ball of energy around him in a circle before kicking up the speed making it go faster and faster. He then stopped the ball in front of him, "I wonder if I can change the shape of it." Izuku then focused hard and the ball of energy slowly shifted into a cube. "Hey Kusu, check it out, I made a cube." He then noticed she wasn't responding, "Kusu?" Kusu's face was blank as she simply stared at Izuku with a blank look on her face. 'Maybe this isn't impressive for her. She has been throwing far more energy balls at me, maybe I should do something bigger.' Izuku then focused on the energy ball, making it bigger and then began to spin it faster and faster. The ball of energy began to spin out of control very quickly as Izuku tried to keep it steady before it suddenly flew out of his hand and right past Kusu causing a massive explosion right behind Kusu. "Oh crap, Kusu I am so sorry."
Kusu slowly turned around and saw the massive area of destruction from the blast. "What…. the…. hell?"
~o~
"Shaggy, want to explain?" asked Popo.
Shaggy who was grinning noticed the shocked looks from Dende and the Grand Minister who was sporting a similar look as his daughter, "It's quite easy my dudes. Most people who are born on worlds where people have some sort of power are commonplace. You see those who don't have any power either resent those that do or obsess over them like Izuku. Izuku loves superpowers, so unlike those that have them and only focus on their own power, Izuku has been researching every single one he encounters. It was just a gut feeling but after hearing that kid muttering about his notes in a high ass state, I had a feeling that if he ever got any form of power he would get a hang of it quickly."
"So this kid is a ki prodigy?" asked Dende, "Didn't see that one coming."
The Grand Minister let go of the shock and relaxed, "I shouldn't have doubted your instincts Shaggy."
"Hey, Popo, you might have given them too long of a deadline." commented Alucard.
Mr. Popo smiled, "That just means we can throw more shit their way. Time to prepare the three muscle heads."
Dende smiled as he rubbed his hands together, "Oh this is going to be good." Dende then noticed something on the projection, "Hey who are these whores?"
~o~
"We might be ahead of schedule here," said Kusu.
"Really?" asked Izuku, slightly confused.
"This was supposed to take all day and you pulled it off in less than an hour." said Kusu as she began to think, "Maybe we should already move to large blasts for planet busting."
Izuku got nervous, "Uh, I'm not ready…or comfortable with-" Izuku froze as he felt something and quickly turned around, "Someone is coming this way….three people."
Suddenly three figures entered the clearing, "Hold it right there!" said a feminine voice.
"You can't blow up our forest, not while we're here."
"Because we're-"
Izuku recognized the three, "Hey you three are the Wild Wild Pussy Cats."
The hero in pink Mandalay turned to Izuku from the sight of the destruction he had caused. "That's right, we're the…." She trailed off as the three of them noticed Izuku. "Oh my god."
"Please tell me your single." blurted out Pixie Bob she then shook her head, "I mean are you here alone?"
Izuku blinked and then turned around and saw Kusu was nowhere in sight. "Huh, where did?" Izuku looked around but couldn't see Kusu.
"Even his back is ripped," said Ragdoll as she stared at his muscles.
"Huh?" Izuku turned back to the trio, confused.
"He's like a short All Might."
'Are they talking about me?' Wondered Izuku as he looked at his arms and muscles. 'I'm not that ripped, am I?'
Pixiebob was drooling, "I can dig a short king."
Mandalay hit her friend, "Girls we are on the clock." She then cleared her throat. "Excuse me young stud-MAN!" she quickly corrected, "Young Man, can you please tell us what happened here."
"Uh sure." said Izuku confused as all three of them kept staring at his abs, "Would it be easier if I put a shirt on?"
"NO!" said Pixiebob quickly, which earned a slap to the back of the head from Mandalay and a mental scolding.
"That will not be necessary, unless you want to." said Ragdoll hoping to keep the eye candy.
"Okay, well I do apologize for the big crash, I guess I went a little far in my training." said Izuku.
"Training?" said Mandalay confused, "Are you like a new sidekick or something?"
Izuku thought quickly, "Not exactly, I'm training for the UA."
"UA?" Suddenly the sound of glass being broken could be heard around the clearing.
Izuku looked around, "Did someone just break a window?" He then took a hand and pulled his hair out of his baby face.
The three pussy cats' eyes popped out of their skulls at the sight of his face, "YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN HIGHSCHOOL YET?!"
Izuku blinked slightly in surprise at their outburst, "No not yet, why is that a problem?" The Pussy Cats were silent as they just stared at Izuku. "Are you guys okay?"
Pixiebob slowly nodded, "Yeah, yeah, just weighing the pros and cons of going to prison." This earned a quick jab from Mandalay.
Ragdoll pulled a business card out, "Here, if you want to train we have a facility in the mountain that you can use and when you're a full-fledged hero you can team up with us."
Izuku took the card, "Oh thanks."
"Also in a few years, if you're single we could go for a ride-"
Mandalay hit Ragdoll in the back of the head, "I expect this from Pixiebob but not you."
"He's hot," whispered Ragdoll.
"I know that!" admitted Mandalay.
Izuku blushed at the compliment, "Uhh you guys know I can hear you right?"
Mandalay's face went red as she grabbed Ragdoll and started dragging her, "Well we best get going, our team mate is waiting for us, try not to blow up the forest and we'll see you around."
Izuku waved them off and then looked around, "Where the hell did Kusu go?" Izuku then focused and felt her familiar presence. "There she is." Izuku quickly found her sitting in a tree with the Omni Console in hand. "Hey why'd you ditch me?"
Kusu looked down at Izuku, "Oh finished already, I wasn't expecting you back so soon."
"What did you expect me to do, fight them?"
"No I was expecting the four of you to fuck." she said bluntly.
It took Izuku a moment to pick his jaw up from the ground, "WHAT!? Why would you expect that?" asked Izuku with a face that was pure red. "I'm not even an adult yet."
"So, that blonde woman was absolutely ready to pounce on you like a cat in heat." Kusu paused for a moment, "Is that why they're called the Wild Wild Pussy Cats?"
Izuku ignored that last question, "Kusu, I am still just a teenager with a baby face, do you really expect me to do stuff like that?"
"Yes, because you are also a god of destruction and Gods have needs to you know."
"Huh?"
"Izuku while gods are deities, that doesn't mean they don't have their own vices, Beerus sleeps alot and Champa can eat any buffet twice over. I've also had some Destroyer Gods who would return to their home world for their mating cycle."
"MATING CYCLE!"
"Oh calm down, Izuku. Different species have different norms and this was completely natural to them." Kusu sighed, "Just promise me when you start doing it, just tell me you're going out for it, I am older than you. You do not need to beat around the bush, you have no idea how weird it was whenever Rumsshi told me he was getting his lower trunk cleaned."
Izuku cringed at the words. "He really said that."
"Unfortunately yes, he did."
Izuku shook his head, "Well that's already going to be hard, first I'm going to need a girl my age who is actually interested in me, which might be difficult, I'm a nerd and I haven't even reached my full height, I'm still short."
"You're a god," Kusu glared at Izuku, "And I'm the last person you should be complaining to about height. As for your face, that's a problem you're going to need to live with for the rest of eternity."
Izuku looked at her confused, "What? What is that supposed to mean?"
Kusu gave Izuku a condescending look, "Izuku have you not realized it yet? As I told you before the universe already considers you the God Of Destruction here. One of the perks you have is eternal youth, your aging has stopped."
Izuku gave Kusu a blank stare before the information slapped him in the face, "You mean I'm going to be like this FOREVER!"
Kusu gave a slight chuckle as she floated down to Izuku, "Yep, aside from changes such as hair, nails and of course muscles, your aging process has completely stopped. So like my sister once informed me right before I ripped her hair out and gave her a black eye, get used to it, jailbait."
Izuku was in shock, "Are you kidding me, what type of hero looks like a kid forever, what type of girl would want to date a guy that constantly looks like a teenager."
"Yeah sucks doesn't it." said Kusu with a hint of sadness in her eyes.
Suddenly Izuku's stomach growled, "I'm eternally young but I still need to eat."
"Not really, but it does become an irritation if you go too long without eating," said Kusu. "Come on, let's head back into the chamber and get some food."
Izuku grumbled, "Can't we go into town for some food, since we're out, maybe get a milkshake?"
Kusu froze, "What's a milkshake?"
"It's a delicious dessert," said Izuku knowing he had her and decided to deliver a finishing blow, "There's a great burger place I know of in the mail and it's right across from the game store."
"Why didn't you say that first let's go!" shouted Kusu before placing her staff and the game console down. Kusu's outfit then began to glow as she then spun around, a sparkle of light went across each limb and soon enough the light died down to reveal Kusu wearing a pink t-shirt with a light dark blue jacket over it, jean shorts, sandals and her large halo was gone but a small red bow was now at the end of her braided hair, "I'm all set to head out to the mall."
Izuku gave her a dumbfounded stare, "You just change out of all your outfits but you have a whole ass magical girl transformation for street clothes."
"Yes, because I'm fabulous," She then grabbed her staff as it morphed into a small orb purse that she put on her shoulder, "Come on let's go." As Kusu began walking away.
"At least let me change first."
~o~
Kusu stared at all the games she had purchased, "Can you believe that they sell all those retro games for so little, I was able to pick up a hundred of them for dirt cheap."
"Well all those games came out in the first few decades of the 21st century, so their hundreds of years old," said Izuku as he ate his burger while also staring at the several games Kusu had, "Also how did you buy those?"
Kusu went stiff for a second. "Oh you know, we angels have our ways."
"You stole them didn't you."
"No," responded Kusu quickly before placing all of her newly acquired games into her staff/purse. "I left appropriate compensation."
Izuku's eyes narrowed, "What kind of 'compensation'?"
~o~
"Okay, okay, okay." said the game employee in the back alleyway, "Atom Robot, I order you to kick the dumpster." The large 7ft tall humanoid robot walked over and kicked the large dumpster so hard it flew over the roof of the mall. "Did you see that dude, clear over the mall."
"Dude," said his friend, "And a little blue girl traded you this killer robot for some a bunch of video games."
"I know, best deal EVER!" said the employee with a large smile on his face.
"Dude, this is awesome," said the friend. "We should put this guy in a ring and sell tickets."
"Genius!" said the Employee, "Robot VS Hero!"
"Dude, i'd buy a ticket to that."
"Dude, we're going to be rich!"
"Duuuuuude."
~o~
Izuku gave Kusu a dumbfounded stare, "You traded a killer robot for video games."
"It hasn't actually killed anyone." stated Kusu. "It tried but failed."
"You traded a killer robot for video games." repeated Izuku.
"I removed all of the weapons." said Kusu, "And I got more than just video games…I also got all of their gift cards they had. Which includes several grocery and convenience stores, we can load up on snacks before heading back into the time chamber."
"Kusu, that thing could kill someone!"
Kusu was getting annoyed, "No it couldn't. Some guy tried to design that to kill Rumshi and he was able to take it down with ease, hell even some of the guys we brought with us to the tournament of power were able to handle it with ease. I also needed to find a place to dump it anyway, it was taking up space in my pocket dimension."
"And like you've mentioned numerous times before, my planet is weak as fuck." said Izuku, "That thing is going to kill someone and comeback to bit us in the ass."
Kusu was munching on her fires, "No it won't, besides I'm sure one of your heroes could handle it no problem. Now quite complaining about that, your whining is ruining the fantastic taste of these fries."
Izuku wanted to complain more but realized this was partly his fault, "I really shouldn't have left you alone to call my mom." Izuku sighed before passing some sauce over to Kusu, "Here try this, it's fry sauce, it should make it taste ten times better."
Kusu happily dipped her fry into the sauce and tried it, "Oh My Zeno this is fantastic, this is incredible."
"So Kusu, I'm starting to learn Ki, what now?" asked Izuku.
"Practice," said Kusu as she ate a few more fires, "You are without a doubt strong but now we need to get you to the next level, we need to expand your energy reserves and make it strong enough to blow up planets. Right now with a full powered Ki blast the most that you'd be able to destroy would be a mountain, which isn't a bad start at all but a whole planet is a far bigger thing to destroy than a mountain." Kusu then took a long sip of her milkshake, "This drink is so good. Anyway we need to get back to the time chamber for three years."
"Three years."
"Three years," confirmed Kusu, "That should be enough to bring your overall power from mountain to moon/small planet status."
"That's not enough to be a destroyer, is it."
"No," Kusu shook her head, "Destroyers can erase whole solar systems in a matter of seconds. Whole galaxies in a single minute. Without a doubt we're going to need all twenty years we can get out of the chamber, but we are making good progress. You're far more driven than others and while you don't have much talent in the physical department all those years running after heroes and dodging bullies gave you a good enough foundation. Your energy control on the other hand is something you have talent in, I was expecting to be stuck on that for a few days but it looks like we can head straight back into the time chamber for another few years of training."
"And after the three years?"
"A slight break. By that point you should be at a good point of strength and should learn how to focus that strength so you don't break anything by accident." said Kusu as she got to the bottom of her milkshake and looked at it saddened, "I want more."
Izuku sighed as he looked at his, "Well if I'm not able to get a milkshake for another three years, I might as well get another."
"With fries?" asked Kusu with stars in her eyes.
"With a large basket of fries." said Izuku, earning a bright smile from Kusu. Izuku got up to the counter, "Excuse me, could I get two more milkshakes and a large basket of fries, please."
The lady at the counter smiled, "Of course, sir. Anything-" The lady's face began to turn to terror when the world around Izuku slowed to a halt.
'Huh?' Izuku quickly spun around and saw a pebble flying through the air, he raised his hand as the pebble hit it, smashing it. Izuku then quickly caught the smashed pebble and noticed it was metal, "Wait is this a bullet?"
"Oh good, it does look like your bulletproof already." said Kusu who was now standing right next to Izuku.
Izuku looked at her confused, "Bulletproof?"
"Everyone hands up, this is a robbery," said the gunman at the edge of the food court. He then pointed his gun at Izuku, "You, I won't miss twice, get down before I blow your head off."
Izuku blinked in surprise, he looked at the ski masked gunman and then looked down at the remains of the bullet in his hand. "I'm bulletproof?"
"Yeah." said Kusu, "You okay? Why is this a shock to you? Wait, you don't think my blasts are weaker than a bullet do you?" She said while looking a little insulted.
Izuku shook his head, "What nonono, your blasts are hella strong it's just-"
"Times up!' said the Gunman as he fired three more shots at Izuku.
Izuku then slowly placed his finger out for the first one as it harmlessly bounced off his finger, he then swatted the second bullet out of the air before catching the third bullet. "This feels so weird." said Izuku as he never imagined himself being faster and stronger than a bullet.
"Okay, I'm feeling slightly insulted here," said Kusu as she put her hands on her hips.
"Kusu, you don't understand…this…..this is just…different." said Izuku as he tried to explain the feeling of the situation.
"DIE!" yelled the gunman as he ran forward and morphed his gun into a katana and brought it down on Izuku's head.
To everyone Izuku didn't move and the blade shattered on his head, but in reality Izuku reached up and tried to catch the blade mid swing, his grip was too great and the blade broke into pieces. "If the gun didn't work, why would the sword work?" asked Izuku, genuinely confused by the man's actions.
The man looked at his shattered sword and then at Izuku before making a massive scream that lasted several seconds. "Does he have a battle transformation?" Wondered Kusu.
"Battle Transformation?" Izuku took his eyes off of the gunman to give Kusu a confused look only for the gunman to grab Izuku by the shoulders and pull his head back before using all of his might to headbutt Izuku on the skull. The impact caused a loud cracking sound to reverberate through the mall. "OH SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY?"
The gunman staggered and took a step back as blood began to leak through his ski mask, "...fu…..lck." he then collapsed to the ground."
Izuku was in such shock he had no idea what to do but just stood there and stared. "Kusu, what do I do?"
"I believe this would classify as natural selection." Commented Kusu.
"KUSU!"
"What? He was dumb enough to head but you after trying to shoot and cut you. That is pretty much the definition of being a dumbass."
"That's not what I meant." shouted Izuku. "Help-"
"HEY!" Izuku turned to see another ski mask wearing criminal staring right at them. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BUDDY?"
"I DID NOTHING!" yelled Izuku.
Kusu sighed before walking back to the table, "You handle these idiots, I'm going back to the table."
"Kusu, wait-" Izuku tried to get her to stop and help the injured man.
"You'll pay for hurting my friend." said Ski mask #2, He then pulled back his fist, "Eat this, SUPER DELUXE ULTRA FLYING FIST!" As his arm flew away from the rest of his body as it became a rocket fist heading right for Izuku.
'Cool.' thought Izuku as he saw the flying fist.
"That's a fucking stupid name." said Kusu as she saw the attack.
"Huh?!" thought Izuku as he turned to Kusu, but before he could say anything else the fist hit Izuku in the chest, but Izuku surprisingly didn't feel any pain. "Eh?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed Ski Mask #2 as he held his stump in pain, "MY FIST, YOU BROKE MY FIST!" He then collapsed to the ground, screaming in pain. Izuku only gave a blank stare as he had no idea what was going on.
"He still feels pain from his fist, even when it's not even connected, what a stupid power." said Kusu as she stared at the stupidity in front of her, "A ridiculous name for an even stupider ability."
"Ku-" Izuku then saw something, "KUSU DON'T!"
Kusu blinked before the sound of a gun's hammer was pulled back right behind her, "Don't move, vigilante." said Ski Mask #3, "Or else your girl's brain's going to be painting the table."
"How am I a vigilante? I haven't done anything but stand here." said Izuku before noticing Kusu making a familiar movement with her hand. "STOP DON'T DO IT!"
"Oh I'm going to do it." said Ski Mask #3.
"Kusu, don't do it."
"Huh?" The villain blinked in confusion.
"I'm going to do it." said Kusu calmly.
"Please don't." said Izuku begging to beg.
"It would be a hundred percent justifiable."
"Justifiable my ass."
"It would be self defence who would blame me."
"I would."
"Izuku, this is what I said early, natural selection, dumb creatures die because they poke the strong creature. It's just how life works."
"Kusu, I get your trying to teach a life lesson moment here, but can you please not use this guy as an example infront of all these people." said Izuku gesturing to the crowd.
"HEY!" shouted Ski Mask #3, "I am the one with the gun here."
"And you're the one in the most danger here." pointed out Izuku.
"So please shut up, the adults are talking." Add Kusu.
"But…but…" this just left the villain very confused and slightly frightened.
"HOLD IT VILLAIN!" yelled a hero as he entered the scene, the hero was wearing lightning pattern tights and a cape with a domino mask, it was a no name hero that even Izuku didn't recognize. "Unhand your hostage at once."
"No," responded Kusu before the criminal could, confusing the hero.
"Huh?"
The gunman was now very confused. "He was talking to me."
"If you're trying to be cute, it isn't working," said Kusu. "A child being stupid can be cute. Not a grown ass adult close to death."
The hero was confused but knew he had to step in before anyone got hurt. "Don't worry, young lady, everything will be okay, I will save-"
"Don't need it." said Kusu quickly. "I am trying to use this soon to be corpse as an excellent teaching moment."
"...what?"
Kusu then finally turned to the hero, "Did I ask for your help?" asked Kusu, "Do I even need your help? The answer is no. I have this handled."
The food court was silent for a moment before a civilian woman yelled, "Yeah you go girl, you don't need no man."
It was now Kusu's turn to be confused, "What?"
"Are you kidding, she has a gun to her head." said a man from the opposite end.
"You don't know her quirk."
"Quirk or not, the dude is twice her size with a weapon."
"Oh are you saying that just because she's a girl she can't handle a gunman."
"She's a kid!"
"And a girl of that age should know that she can do anything."
"Oh yeah, tell her to grow a dick." yelled another man.
The last comment was enough to send the whole room in a yelling match while the gunman still held a gun to Kusu's head. Kusu was now extremely confused by the sudden turn of events, she turned to Izuku who was still standing over at the counter, "Izuku…..what the fuck is going on?"
Izuku was rubbing his face with hands, "Oh for fucks sakes."
"Uh excuse me, sir. We have you new milkshakes and large fries to go." said the lady at the counter with his food. "On the house."
"Thank you." said Izuku before he turned back to the chaos, "Hey Kusu, do you want to keep dealing with this madness or do you want to get out of here with milkshakes and fries."
Kusu thought about it for a second before sighing, "Okay fine," She then got up, completely ignoring the man behind her with a gun. "That does sound way better than dealing with this."
"HEY!" yelled the gunman as he still had his weapon pointed at Kusu as she picked up their trays and returned them. "I still have a gun."
"Good for you." said Kusu, not caring at all anymore. She then walked up to Izuku who was holding out a milkshake for her which she happily took. One sip and her mood changed, "Ah chocolate really is the best. Got the fries?"
Izuku held up the box of fries. "Right here, hot out of the fryer."
Kusu held up her staff/purse and transferred the fries to her personal dimension, "There we go, now they'll be fresh for later. Let's go."
"HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!" yelled the gunman, "YOU'RE QUIRK IS A POCKET DIMENSION!? YOU TRICKED ME!"
Kusu blinked for a moment while drinking her milkshake before turning to Izuku, "What is he talking about?"
Izuku shook his head, "Come on, let's just get out of here."
As they left the gunman was ready to fire, "Gotcha!" yelled the hero as he pressed his fingers against the gunman sending lightning into the gunman, knocking him out. "How do you like my lightning fingers, Taserman wins again." as the hero celebrated his victory.
~o~
As they walked out of the mall Kusu paused, "Izuku, I'll admit doing such actions in front of a crowd is probably not a good idea, but as a God Of Destruction, death is something you will need to deal with in the future. You need to get used to it sooner or later."
Izuku was silent for a moment, "Kusu…don't get this the wrong way but-"
"YOU!" The two turned to see the last gunman with a single handcuff on his wrist clearly showing he just escaped. "I'll kill you both!"
Kusu held out an open hand towards Izuku, "Either you handle this or I will."
Izuku sighed and handed her his milkshake. "Look buddy, I don't want to hurt you."
"I do," he then reached into his pocket and brought out a white bag.
"Is that…."
"Cocaine." said the man as he quickly opened the bag and started to shove the drug into his mouth.
"ARE YOU EATING THAT?!"
The gunman finished and smiled, "Prepare for my COCAINE BLAST!" He then opened his mouth as a white ball of energy came barreling out of his mouth towards Izuku.
To Izuku the blast was moving in super slow motion, 'That vomit travels slower than a bullet.' Izuku focused his ki into his hand and casually slapped the blast into the air, the blast traveled far into the air before exploding into a large blast, that easily was larger than the mall, "HOLY SHIT!" yelled Izuku before turning to the gunman, "THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!"
"Better than jail." said the Gunman before he passed out.
"All that and he passed out right after the attack, probably why he was using the gun earlier," Kusu shook her head, "Pathetic, come on Izuku. Let's go." As she held out his milkshake.
"Kusu we can't." as he stood there, "We have to wait for the police to show up."
Kusu gave Izuku a confused look, "Izuku, you are a god, a being above such things as common police."
"It's the right thing to do and I won't be a god of destruction forever," said Izuku, "I don't want a record."
Kusu glared at Izuku, "What do you mean, you're not going to be a God Of Destruction forever?"
'So that's the look dad told me about, the look from a woman that tells every man that they've fucked up.' Thought Izuku before sighing, "Okay let's rip this off like a bandaid, we need to talk about the future."
~o~
"Ahh, what the hell happened?" asked a muscular young man, "What the hell happened? JACK!"
"I'm right here," said the large man named Jack, "Calm down Baki. I'm fine, but what happened to that Ozzie Osborn motherfucker that jumped me?"
"No idea," said Baki as he stood up. "Where are we?"
"Our new hunting grounds." The two turned to see their father Yujiro Hanma standing near a tree on a hill. Both of them walked over to their father to see they were on a hill on the outside of a city. "Here we will hunt the new God Of Destruction."
Both of them looked at Yujiro as if he was crazy. "What are you talking about?" asked Jack.
Baki then saw something in the distance, "Look over there." In the distance was the hero Endeavor fighting a giant villain. "Am I seeing things or is there a fire guy fighting a giant?"
Jack had to rub his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things, "What the hell is going on here?"
Yujiro just smiled and took a deep breath in, "Breathe it in boys. The fresh air of a new warzone."
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A/N: Izuku is back stronger than every but can he truly be a god of destruction with his attitude, stay tuned to find out next time on God Of Destruction Abridged.
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