Here is the second chapter and it's one of my favorites. This one had me laughing until my sides hurt and tears were forming.

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Mabel's Guide to: Color

The camera turned on, and it showed Leia laughing in front of the camera in her room. Dipper was sitting in bunk, reading a book.

"Hahahahahah! And that's Mabel's Guide to laughing for an uncomfortable amount of time. I learned to do that from my funny sister, Luan. Uh-oh, here comes more! Haha!"

Dipper's response to bang his head against his book, feeling annoyed.

"Will you cut that off!" Stan's voice yelled out in the background.

The camera cuts to the intro of Mabel's show, and then showed a title for the short.

"Today: Mabel's Guide to Color!" Mabel said over a voice-over.

The camera then went to Mabel in front of projection screen, and showed various slides.

"Ah, color. It's all around us. From the green of a nauseous older sister. To the weird orange of an old man's nose. To the beautiful sky blue of toilet water." She said, as she showed slides of Lori looking sick in the car, Grunkle Stan's nose, and a toilet.

"I'm in that one!" Soos said from behind the camera.

"Yes you are Soos. But it wasn't all that way. According to history, the world was black and white until color was invented. By a magic wizard named 'Crayondalf the Fabulous." She said as she showed a black and white picture, and then a clearly drawn wizard.

"I can hear your tom-foolery from where I am located! And I can say with a certain fact that your information is wrong!" Lisa called from off-screen.

Leia ignored what her sister said, and said," What's your favorite color, Gravity Falls?"

What happened next showed various clips of people Mabel asked about their favorite color.

"All kinds of pink." Lola said.

"Beige!" Grenda said.

"Wendy. Wait, what was the question again?" Dipper said.

"Turquoise!" Leni happily said.

"Lasers! Oooh! Or liquid metal! Does Leopards count as a color?" Soos said.

"Flannel." Wendy said, as she was with her family in their living room, and they were wearing flannel.

"Okay, okay. I've narrowed it down to Aurora Borealis and camouflage." Soos continued.

"Magic Vision poster!" Candy said as she held one up.

"Gold, because that's the color of champions. Like I am." Lynn proudly said.

"The darkness." Lucy said, as she appeared next to her siblings, and they all jumped in fright.

"Baw! [Burgundy]." Gomper's the Goat said with a caption.

"I don't have a favorite color. I don't even like colors." Stan said in office.

"Not even rainbows?" Mabel questioned.

"Beats me. I've never seen a rainbow."

"WHAT?!" Mabel said in shock.

The scene cuts to Leia with horns, sirens and a sign written 'COLOR EMERGENCY'. It then cuts to Mabel, Dipper, Leni, Candy, Grenda and Waddles in Mabel's room.

"Alright guys, how can we get Grunkle Stan to see a rainbow? I need ideas people!"

Leni raised her hand, and said," Ooh! We can like draw a picture of a rainbow and show it to him. Or maybe a picture from my phone?"

"Those are good, but we need him to see a real one."

"Sometimes if I drink expired milk. I see rainbows! I'm gonna try it now!" Grenda said she pulled out a gallon of expired milk somehow, and started to drink it.

"What if we reflect the rainbow from the falls into the Stan's window?" Candy suggested, after she drew a picture of the plans.

"Yeah!" They all cheered in agreement, except for Grenda, who was still drinking the milk.

Grenda stopped and yelled 'yeah', but she fell off the bed and started to sleep.

"It's fine. She does this." Candy said.

The camera then cuts to Mabel in Stan's office," Alright, we're about to unleash the power of the 'Roy-G-Bliv-A-Tron' into Stan's office!"

It then cuts to Dipper and Candy at the end of the waterfall, and they reflected the rainbow with a Mirror.

Soon, Stan walked into his office, and went to the window.

"Nothing brightens the dark room like a light from a window! Time to open the window-"

As he opened it the blinds, the beams of light went into his eyes, and it burned them. Stan started to scream in agony and fell to the floor.

Mabel then came into the room, while wearing sunglasses, and said," Ta-daah! Surprise!"

Mabel noticed her Grunkle was still withering and yelling in pain.

The camera went to static, and then showed Stan was sitting in his chair in the living room. He was getting his eyes bandaged by Dipper and Soos, while the rest of the family was around them.

Lori gave her Great Uncle a concerned look, and said," Grunkle Stan, we literally need to take you to a hospital."

"Never! I'm not giving my life savings to some quack doctor. Get those bandages good and tight! Besides, Lisa said her nerd brain can cook up something to heal my eyes."

"Grunkle Stan, did you taste the rainbow? I like saw a commercial about it once." Leni asked.

Mabel looked interested, and said," Really? I want to try that!"

"Absolutely not. And you're still in trouble for causing this." Lori said.

"Poo. Oh well." Mabel said with a shrug, and looked at the camera." That's it for today! Join us next week when we'll be doing 'Mabel's Guide To Apologizing to your Great Uncle."

"I hate color more than ever!" Grunkle Stan said with a shake of his fist.

"He's just saying that. Cut! Cut it!" Mabel said, and the video ended.