Here is the second chapter.
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6/16/23: Here's another one for your reading pleasure.
Dipper & Lincoln's Guide To the Unexplained 2: tooth
The camera was static for a moment, and it then showed Lucas and Lincoln were at the lake.
"Welcome to Dipper & Lincoln's Guide to the Unexplained, Anomaly #42: The Tooth. We are joined by our Camerawoman, Mabel."
Dipper moved the camera to show Mabel, who was poking a giant tooth with a stick.
"I'm here for scale!" She said.
"Dip and I found it yesterday when we were uh… practicing."
Cut to a clip of Dipper playing the Sousaphone.
"Hey bro, do you see that?" Lincoln said, as he came into view, and he was wearing the dance outfit he wore in 'Making the Case'.
"See what- wait is that a giant tooth?"
The video then came back to the present.
"We thought it was a fossil, but it looked recent. Not to mention the fact it looks strangely human. And it's gigantic, and bigger than any fish or lake monster we've seen. So we're going to figure out where it came from." Dipper explained.
The camera cuts to inside the bait shop, and McGucket's son, Tate, was at the desk.
"Tooth, don't know nothing about a tooth." Tate said, after Lincoln asked him about it.
"We need boat, we thinking about paddling out on the lake tonight." Lincoln explained off-screen.
"Bit of friendly advice, boys: if you see bubbles on the lake, run."
"Wait, why?" Lincoln asked.
"Enough questions get that camera out of here!" He said as he tried grab it, and the camera went to static.
The next scene showed it was nighttime, and Dipper, Lincoln, Mabel and Lori were back at the lake.
"We're back at the lake to investigate. Lori came along so she could watch us, and Mabel wanted to come as backup." Dipper explained.
"And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet." She then brings Bear-O to the camera. "Hey-oooh! Ain't that right, honey? 'Did somebody say… honey?' Hahahaha!"
Lori shutters, and said," I forgot how creepy that thing was. I prefer Mr. Coconuts."
"Lori's right sis, no one likes Bear-O." Lincoln said.
"But guys, who could hate Bear-O?" Mabel said as Bear-O.
"I could think of a few people." Dipper said.
Static, Mabel was performing on stage with Bear-O, performing for some kids.
"They're quite a pair, Mabel and Bear-O. Her un-bear-lievable bear!"
All the kids were crying, with one even running away. The camera panned out, to show Luan next to her sister, and she was giving her a look of disapproval.
"Boy that stank." Mr. Coconuts said.
The camera went back to the group
"Aw, come on! You'll see! You guys, me and Bear-O, are the adventure team of a lifetime!" Mabel proclaimed.
The camera went to static for a moment, and then went to the siblings are on the boat. Bear-O could be seen on shore and Mabel is shown have a disgruntled look. Lincoln and Lori were rowing, while Dipper held the camera.
Lori looked mildly annoyed and said," This literally better be worth it."
"It will sis. We'll find out whom or what left that tooth." Dipper said.
Leia then held up a sign that reads: DO YOU WANT MORE BEAR-O?! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD WRITE: Leia 'Mabel' Pines, c/o, Mystery Shack, Gravity Falls.
"No, no come on!" Dipper groaned as he tried to grab for it, and the camera went to static again.
The next scene showed everyone with flashlights, and they were looking around.
"What are we supposed to be looking for?" Mabel asked.
Lincoln shrugged, and said," Not sure yet. But we should be looking out for bubbles in the water.
"Uh literally watched the previous footage you guys had. Didn't that guy warn you not to look for those?"
Dipper still had the camera, and he then noticed bubbles come up near a small island.
"Guy's, look! They're over by that island! We have to see what happens!" He said.
Lori looked worried, and said," No way! I'm in charge and this is as far as we go."
"But Lori-"
Before Dipper could finish, the island started to shake.
"Ah." Mabel yelped in shock
"Uh, what was that?" Lincoln asked uncertainly.
Lori was starting to get a bad feeling about the situation, and said," I literally don't want to know! Let's get out of here!"
They all paddle as the island rose out of the water, to reveal it's a head and it floats to the boat. And it grunts something backwards.
"You have disturbed my slumber! Enter my mouth, children! ENTER YOUR DESTINEY!"
The five Loud siblings screamed as they continued to row, and the island got closer, until the camera went to static.
The camera turned back on, and it was on the ground. A Crawfish crawls by and Dipper comes into sight. He spots the camera and picks it up.
"Okay, after it attacked us, that giant head thing just sunk back into the lake, and it lost another tooth, while it tried to eat us and the boat." Dipper explained, and he showed the boat was destroyed by the tooth. Lori and Lincoln were both expecting it.
Lori groaned in anger, and said," Great! The boat cost us, literally cost 12 bucks!
"At least we survived. Well, barely." Lincoln said.
Mabel pops up with Bear-O, and said in its voice," Did someone say, bear-ly?"
Dipper screamed in fright, and the camera turned off.