Sorry for the long wait, if you read my previous author's notes, then you'll know why I took so long.

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Lisa's Log #2

The camera turned on and Lisa was shown outside, with a cage of sorts next to her. There was a large tarp over it.

"Alright Lana, is the recording device on?"

Lisa came into view and said," It's all set up."

"Thank you. I am Lisa Loud, while my assistant for the time being is my sister Lana Loud. Today what am I about to show you is real and not fake. Behold."

Both Lisa and Lana removed the cover and it was show to have Gnome inside. The Gnome itself had a slightly crazed look.

"Shmebulock!" It said.

"What you see here is an actual creature of Mythology, a Gnome. It was actually one the first creatures my siblings and I encountered here in Gravity Falls."

"Not to mention they tried to marry Leia and nearly killed us."

"I am aware of that sister unit and I was getting to that. Anyway, this one is known by Shmebulock, which you may know by how it's the only word he knows. He is 2 feet tall and he also seems the less intelligent out of his kind. Lana was the one to trap him."

Lana shrugged and said," It wasn't that hard, all I had to do was lure him out with some food. And the cage wasn't that hard to build, it's made of iron."

Lisa raised a brow, and said," May I inquire where you got that?"

Lana chuckled nervously and said," From a construction site… Grunkle Stan taught me how to steal things."

Lisa sighed and said sarcastically," Our Great Uncle once again shines his great parental knowledge upon us."

"Was that sarcasm?"

Before Lisa could reply, Leni came into view.

"Hi guys. Like, what are you doing?"

Lisa looked annoyed and said," Not now Leni, we are in a middle of a scientific study."

Leni nodded, and said," Oh okay." She then noticed Shmebulock. "Hi little guy, do you want to go out?" And he nodded.

"NO DON'T!" Both Lisa and Lana said.

Leni opened the cage and Shmebulock jumped out. He took off his hat as a sign of thanks and put it back on. He then looked at Lola and Lana angrily. The both of them backed away a little.

"Shmebulock!" He said angrily.

Both siblings ran away and screamed, while Shmebulock chased after them. Leni had an 'uh oh' look, she saw the camera.

"Uh… we'll like be experiencing some ouchies, my sisters will be right back."

"Get away you cone headed cretin!" Lisa called off-screen.

Leni winced, looked for the power button and soon turned it off.