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Fixin it with Soos and Lana: Golf Cart

The camera turned on and the scene showed Soos and Lana in Soos's break room. Behind them were Wendy, Lincoln and Dipper.

"Hey dudes! And welcome back to 'Fixin' it with Soos' the show where I always forget that I'm leaning on the soldering iron. AH OWW!" He said as he removed his hand from it.

Lana winced, and said," We'll be right back."

The camera went to static, but then returned to normal. Soos now had a bandage on his hand, and he was sitting on the couch with Lana, Dipper, Lincoln and Wendy.

"So dudes, what needs fixing today?" Soos asked.

"Well, I, Dipper and Lincoln were just doing normal work stuff with the golf cart."

"When there was a slight mishap." Lincoln said.

The camera fizzled and then it showed the three of them were attempting a jump over Stan's car with the golf cart. Unfortunately, the cart wasn't fast enough, and the cart ended up tipping over onto its side when it got onto the ramp. The camera then fizzled again and it went back to the present.

"So now the cart's busted for some reason. You think you can fix it so we can finish our stunt?" Wendy asked.

"You have called upon our fix-it powers." Soos said.

"And we accept it." Lana said.

"Huh? What call?" Wendy asked.

"The call of… POWER! Soos said, and edited pictures of lightning appear around Soos' hands.

"You got that right!" Lana said with equal enthusiasm. She then pumped her fists in the air and pictures of lightening shoot out.

"What's happening?" Dipper asked, completely lost.

"We'll show you guys later. Oh no! A bat!" A picture of a bat appeared. "Laser eyes, go!" Soos said and lasers appear from his eyes and the bat is destroyed.

"Get'em Soos!" Lana cheered.

Neither of them noticed the perplexed and confused faces from the others.

"Uh yeah… we're still lost here." Lincoln said.

The camera fizzled out again, and then it went back to normal. It showed everyone was now outside. Dipper, Lincoln and Soos were in jump suits, while Lana was in her regular clothes. Wendy was lounging on the couch on the porch, reading a magazine.

"It's time to fix the golf cart. At the end of the show, Dipper, Lincoln and Wendy will rank our handyman/womanship from 1 to 10.

"Vote 10 you guys." Lana whispered to her brothers.

"As long as I don't get steam in my face like last time. I'm happy to help." Lincoln said.

"Same here. Also quick question, do you think a girl would think I look cool in this jump suit? I mean…" Dipper asked with a nervous laugh.

"Some things, even Soos can't fix." Soos apologized.

"In your case, Luke. It'll take a miracle."

This caused her and Lincoln to snicker, while Dipper glared at his siblings.

The camera went to static again, and once it cleared, it showed the fixed up golf cart. Lana was under it, while Soos was above her. Both Dipper and Lincoln were to the side.

"What do you see Lana?" Soos asked.

"I think I found the problem. The Fuel Injector's loose. Hold on… alright Dipper, try it." Lana said as she got up.

Dipper then started the engine, and it successfully turned on.

"Hey! You guys did it! It works!" Dipper said.

"Yeah, once again your mechanical skills are top notch." Lincoln praised.

"Our fix-it power, has been unleashed!" Soos declared.

Dipper looked confused and said," Why do you keep saying stuff like that?"

"Unleash the POWER! Woo woo woooo!" As he was saying that, the graphics showed his head is then pasted onto a wolf's body. Dipper, Lincoln and Lana's heads were next to the moon. "Well I'm not done yet, it's not quite rad as possible. What do you think Lana?"

Lana hummed, and said," I'm not sure. What do you have in mind?"

The scene then went to Dipper, Wendy, Lincoln, Lana and Soos standing next to the golf cart covered with a white sheet.

"Behold!" Soos said as he took off the sheet.

"Whoa!" Dipper, Lincoln and Wendy said in awe.

Background music could be heard, and different angles were shown of the new look of the golf cart.

"So let's make this jump!"

Later, Soos was driving the golf cart while the others sat in the passenger seats.

"I don't think we have enough speed to make it." Dipper said.

"I'm way ahead of ya! Wendy, hit the nitrous boosters and the stereo."

"Aren't nitrous boosters illegal?"

"You bet they are! Hit it!" Soos said.

Wendy excitedly presses the buttons and the cart goes faster, the radio turned on and a Mick Swagger song came on. The golf cart jumped over the ramp and flew through the air.

"We're clearing it! We're clearing it!" Dipper cheered.

"This is awesome!" Wendy and Lincoln cheered.

"What's the score? Do we get, from one to ten?" Soos asked.

"Ten out of ten! Ten out of ten!"

"Whoo- Ack! Swallowed a bug! And it's not bad." Lana said.

The golf cart then slowly faces down, and was about to crash. The five of them scream and it went to static. The scene then goes to inside Lori's room where she's doing another Vlog with Leni.

"Now onto the finer things on eye liner. Leni here will explain further."

" Like, the most important step when applying is to-

The golf cart then partially crashed through the roof. Both girls screamed at the top of their lungs, and fell to the floor.

Outside, the golf cart is embedded in the left side of the roof. Dipper, Lincoln, Wendy, Soos and Lana are on the ground. Stan then came outside the Mystery Shack.

"Soos, Lana! I think the roof to Lori, Leni, Luan and Lynn's room is broken! Can you two fix it for me?"

"I make my own economy." Soos said.