I am on a role with my Loud Gravity stuff. I still not sure if I should do an original chapter or go to Fight Fighters. What do you guys think?

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Dipper's Guide 3: Stan's Tattoo

The camera turned on, and it showed Dipper and Lincoln standing in front of a board with various pictures and other papers. Mabel was shown to be behind the camera, and was pretending to crush her brothers heads with her fingers in front of the camera.

"Hello, I'm Lucas 'Dipper' Pines. This is my brother Lincoln."

"Hey." Lincoln said with a nod.

"And the girl trying to crush our heads is our sister Mabel."

Mabel waved her hand in front of the camera, and said," I'm helping."

"Today on 'Dipper & Lincoln's Guide to the Unexplained' we investigate Anomaly #23, Grunkle Stan's secret tattoo." Lincoln said and showed the board that various pictures of Stan from behind. And it showed he did have something on his right shoulder, but it was covered.

"It could be a number of things. A college prank, secret symbol or something stranger. Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out." Dipper further explained.

"And by that, we are first going to ask our resident spooky and also knows all things because she's already hiding sister, Lucy."

"Hello." Lucy appeared next to her brothers, and both them and Mabel screamed in fright."

Once Lucas recovered, he said," Alright Lucy, do you know what Stan is hiding?"

"I don't."

Lincoln raised a brow, and said," Seriously? But your always in the vents and know what's going on."

"Which is true, but there are some things I don't do and wanna see. One of them is seeing something I won't be able to un-see about my Great Uncle. So no, I don't know what his tattoo looks like. I do have boundaries, unlike Lisa. I'm surprised you didn't ask her."

Lincoln scratched the back of his head, and said," We did, but Lisa explained that Stan forbade her from putting cameras and other surveillance devices around the shack. But knowing her, Stan has been tasking Soos and Lisa to search every other day. So that's a no on the Lisa front."

"And that means we need to rethink our strategy now." Dipper said.

The camera fizzled out and then went back to normal. Dipper and Soos were in front of the thermostat.

"Okay, here's the plan. Stan never takes off his undershirt. Obviously to hide his tattoo. But we are about to 'turn up the heat' on this mystery. Geez, I'm starting to sound like Luan." Dipper said, as he turned the heat up on the thermostat.

"We've all been there bro." Lincoln said from behind the camera.

Soos chuckled and said," But that was a good one though, dude."

The camera fizzled out again, and it showed it was hiding in the gift shop, Stan was checking something and Soos walked in.

"Whoo, hot in here today, huh Mr. Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we worked without our shirts on! Am I right?" Soos said as he did just that.

"Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on." Stan said, trying very hard not see what was happening.

"Aw, don't be shy, Mr. Pines. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of." Soos said as he got on top of the counter and lied on it.

"Watch the shop for a minute. Soos, I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out." Stan said as he left, hoping to get the image out of his head.

Soos shrugged and then started to play with his stomach and sing.

Lori then walked into view while saying, Hey Grunkle Stan, can borrow the…"

Lori blinked at what Soos was doing, and then started to back away." I'm just going to… literally walk." She said and left.

Soos shrugs and continues what he was doing.

The camera once again fizzled and once it went back to normal, Lincoln was shown to be holding it.

"Okay, plan B. I got this. They don't call me 'Man with the Plan' for nothing." He then approached Stan, who was sitting on his recliner. "Holy shmoly! Is that poison Ivy on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you." Lincoln said as he reached out.

Stan smacked Lincoln's hand away, and said," Kid, I heard about how you and your brother come up with plans that are good. This is not one of them. You'll have to try harder than that to see my tattoo."

"A-ha! You said you didn't have a tattoo!" Lincoln triumphantly said.

"I don't, but you do." Stan said as he pulled out a marker.

"Huh? What do you- AAHH!" Lincoln yelped as he realized what was about to happen.

The camera once again fizzled out, and it was shown that Dipper was holding the camera. It was shown that next to him, Lincoln was there. The most noticeable thing was that he had the word 'Goober' written on his head, courtesy of Stan.

"Okay, Plan C. Stan is in the shower. We wish it hadn't come to this, but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science. Lisa is a prime example."

Lincoln looked smug, and said," Luckily we flipped a coin. And guess who lost?"

Dipper gave his brother an irritated look and said," You don't have to rub it in. Here we go."

Lucas then walked into the bathroom and opens the shower curtain. Which revealed Stan fully dressed and water running down his face.

"You're never gonna see it, kids. Never. Gonna. See it." Stan growled with a narrowed eyes.

"How long have you been standing there?" Dipper asked.

"Give me that camera!" Stan said as he lunged for it, and Dipper screamed.

The camera fizzled out again, and once it cleared, it showed both brothers were on the roof.

"Yeah, Stan is pissed at us. So we decided to chill out up here while…" Lincoln said.

"I'M GONNA FIND YOU, KIDS!" Stan yelled off screen, and a couple of crows flew away from the loud noise.

"Well, that's it for this episode. Stan's tattoo remains in mystery, but who know what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered." Dipper said.

The video then ends.