I honestly don't know why it took me almost a year to update this. Sorry for that. Also I will hopefully have something for Loud Gravity or Gravity Loud soon.

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Enjoy!

Leia's Guide: Stickers

The camera turned on, and it showed Mabel was in her room, while Dipper is sitting on his bed reading a book. One very noticeable thing is that her hair is really messy, with part of it looking like a bird and has coat-hangers in it.

"And that concludes Leia's Guide to Hair Topiary."

Dipper looked up from his book with a furrowed brow and asked," What is it?"

"It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich." She said and grabbed the beak of it and made a bird sound.

Leni then walked in.

"Like I heard a bird, where is it?" She then noticed her sister's hair. "I like how you made your hair into an Ostrich, Mabes."

Mabel gave her twin a smug look.

Once the intro ended, Mabel did a voice over," Today: Leia's Guide to Stickers!"

Mabel is shown to be in her room again, and was holding a book. Dipper was reading a book on his bed, while Lincoln was playing a video game.

"Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations." Mabel explained.

"No, they haven't." Lucas disagreed.

Mabel held the book open to the camera and explained further," The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were!"

"Nope, not true." Dipper said again.

Mabel went to a different section of the book, and continued. "The ancient Aztec's chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's, 'Orange you happy mon?'" She then showed a sticker

Lincoln paused his game to give his sister a raised eyebrow and said," Sis, I may not be an expert in history, but none of what you are saying is true. When was the last time you ever read a history book?"

Mabel pointed at her brothers and said," Edit it out!"

The tape fast-forwards. Both Dipper and Lincoln disappeared. She then snapped her fingers a couple of more times. And she now had various stickers on her face.

"Cut away!" She said and the video went to static.

Once the video went back to normal, Leia was holding a book full of stickers.

"Let's take a look at my personal Stickionary." She then opened the it up." Stickers fall into several distinct categories. Puffy Stickers."

Soos, who was holding the camera, felt the stickers. "So soft!"

Mabel then turned the page. "Googley eyes stickers." She then shook the book and the eyes moved around.

"Aaah! It's like they're watching me!" Soos fearfully.

Mabel continued to show other stickers while explaining what they were. "Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste and price stickers! You can get these ones free at the store!"

"Wait, did you take them off the merchandise when you got them?" Lincoln asked off-screen.

The video then went to an electronics store. Mabel then appeared and started to take the price stickers off of some TV's.

"Sticker, stickers, stickers. Hahaha." She happily said.

A customer picked up a TV and yelled," Free TV's, everybody!"

Various other customers then proceeded to steal the other TVs. The video then went back to where it was before.

"That's beside the point. You shouldn't doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things. But there are also stickers that everyone else uses as well. Luan likes the ones with jokes. Leni likes ones that have 'Sales' or 'down something percent', Luna likes ones that have bands on them. Lisa likes to label ones on her beakers. Likes these for example." Mabel said and held up a couple of them with chemical names.

"Uh… did you take those off the beakers she was using?" Dipper asked.

An explosion went off off-screen somewhere outside.

"WHO WAS THE IMBECILE WHO TOOK THE LABELS OFF THE BEAKERS I WAS USING! DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR SOME SORT OF RINGING?" Lisa yelled outside.

Mabel gave a guilty look and said," Take us to the next scene."

The video soon went to the gift shop, where both Mabel and Grunkle Stan were. The former was eating a Popsicle.

"I need a sticker to put on my car to, y'know, get the cops off my back."

Mabel then showed him a 'Baby on Board' sticker. Stan was about to grab it, but Leia got it out of his grasp.

"Uh-uh! My price?" She asked.

Stan sighed pulled out a large container of sprinkles.

"I'm gonna get so sick." Mabel commented.

The video then went back Leia's room, and she was shown to be eating the sprinkles. While Dipper was reading a book nearby.

Lucas looked at his twin and asked, "Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health?"

"Edit it out!" Mabel said as she snapped her fingers and Dipper disappeared. She snapped her fingers a couple of more times. Sunglasses appeared on her face, a radio appeared on the bed. And finally, Soos appears while holding a plate of food.

Soos looked confused and said," What? How did I get here?"

"Thanks for watching Leia's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life?"

The video then went to another scene, Mabel was shown to be wearing a coat.

"Waddles! If you please?"

Waddles was sitting on a chair and Mabel's Grappling Hook was under him. He somehow pressed the trigger, and the hook shot out and hits Mabel and she fell to the ground. She then sat up and opened her coat to show she was wearing various stickers on her clothes.

"Puffy Stickers! Still kinda hurts though."

The video then ends.