These things take like 5 or 10 minutes to make, don't know why it took me a full year?! Really sorry again, I hope you all can forgive me.

Also, there will be two characters introduced or mentioned in this that has to do with my new Loud Gravity chapter... which I am still currently working on, so please be patient. I'm sorry again.

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Dipper & Lincoln: Lefty

The camera turned on to show Dipper and Lincoln in town.

"Alright, uh. Welcome back to Dipper and Lincoln's Guide to the Unexplained. Today we investigate Gravity Falls Anomaly #82."

As Dipper said the last part, Lincoln held up the title card, and then lowered it. The camera then panned over to a bowling alley, where a guy was sitting at a desk.]

"And that anomaly is that guy. Sure he looks normal, but the one thing that doesn't make him normal, is he's always facing left." Lincoln further explained.

Brief footage was then shown of the man doing normal day tasks, but he does it while he is facing left.

"We've been following him around for weeks." Lucas said.

"And we've haven't seen the right side of his face. He even shops at Reininger's, where Leni works and she hasn't seen his right side either." Lincoln said.

The video then went to Leni, who was working at the clothing store in question."

"You guys are like, asking about that one guy who always is facing left? I think he has some gross acne. I tried to get Mirajane to do some makeup for him. But he like, turned her down. I mean, Mira is a makeup artist, who can say no to that?"

The video then went back to the present.

"Leia, theories?" Dipper asked.

Mabel then took out some pictures she drew from an envelope. "Theory one: He's hiding an embarrassing sunburn. Theory two: Half-man, half lizard man! And theory number three: my personal favorite: He's normal! And both of my brothers are just crazy!"

Lincoln grabbed the photo and said," That's a theory even Lisa would never consider. We're being serious here, Mabes."

Mabel's only response was to laugh.

"Alright, let's go and find out what this guy's deal is." Dipper said.

The three of them run into the bowling alley, where the guy was working at the counter.

"Hello, good sir!" Dipper said.

"Eh, I'm sorry, cameras aren't allowed in here." The guy said.

Lucas pretended to turn it off and said," No worries, it's off. So would you mind grabbing those bowling shoes over there? The ones on your right side?"

The man picked them up, but he didn't turn around.

Lincoln leaned over to his brother and whispered," I got this, bro. Oh shoot, I… dropped my wallet!" He then threw his wallet, which was Ace Savvy themed. "It's on your right. Maybe you should turn and get it."

The guy sighed; he picked it up and handed it back to Lincoln, without turning. "There you are, sir."

"Fine… could you just get me my bowling ball?"

"I don't' see why not." He said and walked away from the counter, and went to the bowling balls.

"Well, I was thinking it could be the… aha!" Dipper said as he turned him around.

The three of them gasped at what they say. The man was a robot, and he was being controlled by tiny green creatures.

One of the creatures noticed what was happening, gasped and yelled," Guys!"

The others looked and gasped in shock.

"We're blown, shut it down! Shut it down!" Another ordered.

Him and the other aliens then proceeded to take suicide pills (That's what it says on the transcript... this part was dark), and once they fall down, they disappeared. Once they were all gone, the robot body then collapsed and then burst into flames. This caused the fire sprinklers turn on. The three siblings then proceed to run out the door and run away.

"Well, that concludes anomaly #82." Dipper said.

"On another note, we may have to burn the tape." Lincoln said.

The video then ends.