A/N I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead

The Burrow

"And then he just walked out on this family, and broke Ginny's heart". Molly cried with a mouth full of her special "blueberry surprise".

"Umm how awful" Molly's sister Petra said with twisted frown.

" That's all you have to say you jackass, after I helped you through your divorce from Mike" Molly thundered, shattering a baseball bat against her own foot in frustration.

"Umm no, I have a lot to offer" Petra said with another painful looking expression.

"You know Petra, all these years, and you haven't matured one bit, I'm going" Molly huffed going to the door.

"Umm, don't go, you could benefit from my advice " Petra said in the most crinkle faced expression Molly had ever seen.

With one last sigh, Molly departed.

Meanwhile at the abandoned Tucker Meat Factory.

Dale was getting ready to pack the remaining bacon they had found into the back of Otis's powerful car, when he noticed something, Otis had a ring in his pocket. With a squeal of joy, Dale planned his night for the inevitable proposal.

Soon they took off, heading towards the farm house of the Greene family, for a little "country payback" as the dark duo liked to call it.

After pulling up and blaring their horn, they saw that the entire farm was overrun with the undead.

Soon, Rick and Shane were able to kill of the biters, but in the process Hershel was bit in the abdomen.

Andrea and Maggie noticed the dark duo leering in the woods, and alerted Shane and Rick to their presence.

"Otis, daddy got bit, make the vaccine please" Maggie and Beth both cried.

Otis who loved attention, took it all in stride.

"No I don't think so, I think your both old enough to be orphans, hehe" Otis cackled.

Just then a piercing gun shot, that would haunt the group for many years, was heard.

Dale was standing over the corpse of Glenn with a sawed off shotgun.

"No" Rick screamed shooting his python at the dark duo who laughed as he missed due to the terrible way he was holding the gun.

Rick dropped the gun when he saw that he had accidently killed Carl.

"NO"! he shouted

"Yes hehe heheh" Otis cackled taking the gun from Rick.

Shane at this point had enough and aimed his weapon at Otis.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you sugar cube" Otis chuckled.

Just then the group noticed they were surrounded

A fat woman emerged as the leader and chuckled.

"Im Greathouse, and we are the Greathouse sharks" she said pointing at her hundreds of comrads.

"Its bruising time" Greathouse roared

"The party is just getting started", the dark duo sang as they both aimed their shotguns at the group.

Meanwhile

The Governor and his men searched for days, before the trail led them back towards Atlanta, when they came across a strange trio of people. A man about 10 feet tall and as wide as a set of hospital doors, was walking with an old man who looked to be three hundred years old, and sporting long white hair and a matching beard, and the third was a raven haired teenager.

As the Governor and his men attempted to ambush the strange trio they heard someone yell something and a flash of red light hit everyone.