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I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead

Molly was taking a wiz on the carpet of her bedroom at the Burrow, when she heard a noise. Putting her junk back in her trousers and zipping up, she barreled down the stairs with her best knife, hoping to sneak up on the intruder. As she crashed down the stairs, she nearly fainted. The air was thick with the smell of urine and bleach.

Arthur was tied up, while Ginny had a weedeater to his neck. Molly also noticed that Arthur had two jumper cables attached to his crotch. Ginny had already taken Arthur's left arm and right buttuck.

Before Molly could do anything, Ginny loped off Arthur's head. Molly wept tears of pride as she embraced her daughter and the two disposed of Arthur and to plan their trip to Hogwarts that afternoon.

One hour later

Lavender whimpered as Molky dragged her by the hair to the top of the astronomy tower.

"Don't try anything stupid" Molly growled, dragging her to the edge, stopping any attempt of Lavender to scream for help or run away. Molly then heaved Lavender off the tower.

Meanwhile

Otis roared in pleasure as the bell rang, signaling the end of his last class. He took out an electric skillet from under his desk, and prepared a porter house steak for himself. After devouring it, gristle and bone included, Otis gave a roar of delight, before heading to Dumbledore's office.

Meanwhile

Hermione roared in pleasure and gave a rocco belch, as she admired her new reflection. She had a new skin mask after dispatching Millicent following an honor duel in the Great Hall.

Everybody was surprised when the bookworm had not only killed Millicent, but made a mask.

"You pure blood hag, I am the brightest witch of my age, you dare oppose me" Hermione roared as she put make up on her new mask.

Life was good! Ron and Hermione were the most feared couple at Hogwarts. For now the two would go meet Harry by the lake for a jog. Then they planned to ask Dumbledore for permission to visit Hogesmeade, as Hermione needed a new quill.

Hagrid had decided to join Shane and Rick back in Georgia. Fluer and Shane had gotten married, while Andrea and Hagrid had fallen in love. Rick and Lori had a new son named Carl, and pretended it was the same one they had lost. Life was good!

The next day

Molly dropped off the now battered Firebolt broom to Harry with her apologies, stating that Arthur had hit her with it.

"Its ok Mrs. Weasley" Harry said calmly as he hugged her, happy to have a friendly voice back here at Hogwarts.

"Now, Harry dear, where is the closest bathroom, I need to go before I head home" Molly said sweetly.

As Molly entered Myrtle's bathroom her sweet smile reserved for Harry, turned into a sinister sneer.

Molly put on some rock music and began her destruction of Myrtle's bathroom.

One hour later a satisfied Molly left to head back to the Burrow.

The next day

It was a busy day at the ministry of magic, the aurors were on high alert, after Molly set a small raging fire, that gutted the upper floors. Molly was furious that as a ministry employee's wife, she had not received a salute. Ginny had taken the rear, and used her powerful new weedeater to put these disrespectful ministry workers in their place.

Meanwhile.

Dean Thomas had stayed behind to help grade papers for Professor Otis, but he also had questions for the greasy professor.

"Something on your mind sugar cube" Otis simpered.

Before Dean could ask, he was alarmed that Otis's eyes turned white.

"You'll die! Just like all that betrayed ME" Otis roared before his eyes turned back to their original yellow.

"Get Dumbledore, tell him Dale is trying to posses me again" Otis roared psychotically.

Dumbledore was there in a flash, to confront Otis, who once again had white eyes.

"Stay with me Otis baby, I know your still in there"! Dumbledore screamed.

"Otis" chuckled as he clutched his great tweed stomach.

" Otis is weak and you die now" he screeched, grabbing a sword and cutting Dumbledore's arm off, spraying the office in thick tar like blood.

Dumbledore knew love was the key to defeating the evil known as Dale. With one desperate heave, he jumped in Otis's arms and engulfed him in a kiss.

Otis was back! "I'm hear baby, nobody will ever take you again sweetheart" Dumbledore cooed.

Dean awkwardly excused himself as Otis and Dumbledore began making love.

Meanwhile in Georgia.

The group was on the run from a scaly chared up burn victim. It was Dr. Jenner, who had survived the explosion, but lost his skin, and his arms. In place of his arms he had two weedeaters.

"Don't you remember meanwhile Rick? No matter I have two weedeaters, unlike Dale, I have twice the horsepower." Jenner gurgled.

"How do you know about Dale's weedeater phase" Shane asked rudely.

"I have been keeping tabs on my little brother Dale" Jenner gurgled.

"What the fuck happened to you" Andrea screamed.

"I was made this way after Jacqui sabotaged the explosion, it turned out she only wanted to opt out because it sounded cool, and have attention, once the clock hit 1 minute she pissed on the computer and ran off" Jenner said sadly before using his teeth to turn on his weedeater arms.

"Now I believe I told you Rick, the day would come where you wouldn't be grateful" Jenner gurgled as the group watched the monstrosity waddle up to them, as he reved his weedeater arms.