fennecthunderfox asked:
Sooo... any Sticks and Amy friendship headcanons? 8D
cutegirlmayra answered:
THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
Sticks and Amy Friendship headcanon coming right up!
(image does not match episode but it's all I got xD)
Episode: Amy and Sticks are walking with the rest of the gang when Sonic does or says something that makes Amy go all dreamy eyed and lean on her hammer.
This behavior strikes the eye of Sticks, who looks at her suspiciously, as she begins to move behind her and half circle her before stopping to the right of her. "Uh-huh." she nods, placing a hand on her chin, as if her 'scan' of Amy's attitude is correct. "Well, that's unfortunate."
"W-what is?" Amy turns to her, surprised by her words.
"Limber in the limps,… starting to go lame? I don't think so. Eyes going all droopy and goo-goo eyed towards a guy? Definitely fatal by now, for sure."
"W..Wait are you saying you..?!" Amy starts to blush, backing away cause she thinks Sticks has figured out her crush on Sonic.
"Yep, it obvious." Sticks acts like it's nothing, so Amy grows a bit nervous as she starts to try and explain before Sticks suddenly turns back to her, "Either you've been abducted by the government spies,… or you've been bit by the jitter-bug~" she bends her arms and curves her fingers to look scary, as she peers down over Amy.
"…The what?" Amy looks confused now, cowering slightly under Stick's looming presence.
Sticks quickly dashes to the left side of Amy, holding her still with her hands on her shoulders. "Yep. Jitter-bug. It sucks all the energy out of ya, making you go all woozy and feel light. Well, that's only stage one, MISSY!" she holds up her pointer finger in Amy's face. "Your at the part where the poison is leaking and spreading through your body and directly into your heart! Causing your brain to see Sonic over there as a magical miracle of flesh and bones who can cure you with a single touch!" she leans back and starts wiggling her fingers toward Sonic, but the three guys are still moving ahead, not realizing the girls have stopped. "The only cure? Dive in the mud!" Sticks runs and leaps into a mud puddle.
"Wha..? EW! GROSS!" Amy moves away from it, not wanting to get dirty. "Sticks! Get out of there! I'm not bitten by some Jitter-bug..! More like a different kind of bug… the love bug…" she mumbles the last bit as she turns droopy eyed again with a long smile over her muzzle as Sticks gasps loudly, seeing her face.
"IT'S ALREADY PASSED AND GONE INTO YOUR BRAIN TISSUE! QUICK!" She reaches up and grabs Amy's head, dunking her into the mud. "GET IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE! NEXT!" she then rips her head out of the mud and runs her over to a vine. "Fly into those pretty smelling leaves, pass the honey bee hive, and land at a perfect 90 degree angle and just before your side-somersault into the hot springs!"
"WHAT?! STICKS WAIT STOOOOOPPPPP!" Sticks pushes Amy after handing her the vine and the next sequences show Amy going through the leaves, covering her face in them due to the sticky mud, getting hit with the honey and having bees fly around her. "GET THEM AWAY! GET THEM AWAA-A-A-AY!" Amy flails her arm around while still desperately clinging to the vine, as she runs out of vine though, and starts to fall toward the hot springs.
"Quick! 90 degrees BEFORE somersault!" Sticks is running along the ground, and calling out to her. "NO NO NO! YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT!" Sticks sees her flailing her arms around and trying to use her hammer to grab a nearby branch, but missing all of them. "Aye, yai, yai! Without me this girl would be a goner for sure!" Sticks face palms and shakes her head, before acerbating up the trees and then catching her in mid-air.
She turns her body, "90 degrees! Legs straight, so the poison's movement of course is altered!" she then falls with her and does/helps Amy do a somersault before landing in the water. After popping up, she continues. "That helps accurately stopping blood flow for a moment to then use heat therapy to make it completely harmless to the body. You can now look at Sonic without having the life-risking heartbreak." She folds her arms and nods, then looks to a gasping Amy who finally emerges from the ground. "The poison does that you know, rips your heart right into pieces, it does." she swims to the edge and then grabs some fruit. "Here." she shoves it in Amy's mouth. "Food gives you energy, since the Jitter-bug drained it, you need your strength again. No need to thank me or anything, but you might want to do something about your quills…" she cringes as she sees the leaves, honey, and mud have done a NUMBER on her hair.
"OHHHHHH! I'M IN LOVE! NOT BITTEN!" Amy screams at the top of her lungs, huffing and puffing.
Sticks blinks her eyes for a moment. "…love? Why didn't you just say so? I didn't even think of that." She looks up, then gasps again. "Wait! Isn't love that terrible disease that STILL breaks your heart?! Quick!" she grabs Amy's hand and points towards the mountains in the distance. "WE NEED TO GET YOU UP ON THAT CLIFF SO YOU CAN FALL THROUGH THE PUFF FLOWERS, LAND IN THE SNAKE SWARM NEST WHERE YOU'LL BATHE IN THEIR HEALING OILS, AND THEN, this time a full 180 is needed for the double spin triple lunge, BEFORE LANDING IN SPIKY VENUS FLY TRAPS THAT WILL CURE-"
Amy drags Sticks out of the hot springs, obviously upset, as Sticks continues, "Hey! What's the big idea?! Your life is at stake here! I used the wrong treatment and now-!"
"Sticks, I'm fine." Amy pulls Sticks up to her, "I'm fine and dandy, and we need to get back to the boys."
"B..but what about your disease..?" Sticks looks worriedly at her friend. "I'm just trying to save your life here!" she gasps again, "What if you WERE abducted and then injected with this 'love'?!" she covers her mouth. "They probably put a worm in your mind that makes you think the way they want you too! they're making you plant violins and steal my foreign collectibles!"
"…You mean your broken down metal tech?" Amy raises an eyebrow.
Sticks slowly, and shakily, brings her hands up to Amy's face, staring her down into her eyes. "It's already told you what they are. WE HAVE TO GET IT OUT-"
Amy places a hand on Sticks's mouth as Sonic and the gang look over a ridge. "You guys alright!?"
Tails calls down, "What happened to you two!?"
Knuckles shouts, "And where'd you get the food?!"
Amy sighs and glares slightly at Sticks, "Don't you DARE
tell Sonic!" She looks concerned.
"…that you were bitten by the Jitter-bug?" Sticks's innocent eyes lead Amy to look fondly to her, as she sighs, looking down and exhausted with Sticks's antics.
"Yes,… Sticks." she looks up with a half smile on her face, "The Jitter-bug."
"That's true, wouldn't want him to worry!" Sticks winks, having a goofy smile on her face and sticking her tongue out.
The girls giggle a little and wave up to the boys, "We're fine! Coming right up!"
(What do you think? :D )