Anonymous asked:
So i just thought of something. End of Mating season in Sonic Boom. Amy talks to another girl hedgehog to ask about her experience this year. Even though everyone got atleast one suitor at the door Amy never had anyone visit her. She thinks it's because her sent is weak and she lives far out but in reality it's Sonic being very territorial and just shooing every guy away as he surveys around Amy's house without her knowing about it.
cutegirlmayra answered:
(x Special thanks to mangaanonymous for submitting this piece for the Art Prompt trade! Please support the artist as well!)
*Note: It's against the rules to do anything 'inapprorpiate' So I'm going to Sonic Boomify this and in the words of the all-mighty Badger- Sticks- "Dating" season ;)
Type: AU
Couple: Sonamy
World: Sonic Boom
Prompt:
"Yeah, men are pretty scarce this year."
Amy sat at the back of the salon, nervously holding a magazine as the other hedgehog girls discussed their experience.
"Usually, this season is crawling with desperados. All trying to get a date."
One of them rolled their eyes, flipping through some pages before being asked by a woman working there if she could do her nails.
She nodded as the other hedgehog continued on with the topic. "Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't seen any good-looking suitors either."
Amy sighed in relief.
"So it's not just me…" she pulled her legs up on the chair, smiling slightly as she rested back and closed her eyes; contented.
"WHAHAAHHAHAHA! HAHAHA! OOOOOO… you crack me up, kitkat. They were swarming my house!"
"Oh my, you have no idea! I couldn't walk down the village market without someone dropping themselves in front of me with flowers or chocolates!"
"They literally fall like rain."
"It's embarrassing, really!"
"My scent is pretty strong, so I'm used to it by now."
"What year is this for you?"
"..!?" Amy's eyes blared open as she mentally screamed. They were joking!? She twitched and stretched out her aggressive wishes to holler and destroy something as she constantly changed her position on the salon chair.
"Miss?" A woman working there sweat dropped a moment, worried about her… acting out.
"O-oh, hohoho.." She tried to play it off, laughing daintily into her hand. "Excuse me…"
She ran as quickly as she could out of there.
She looked down the whole time, arms straight down as it concerned her that no one was trying to get her attention at all.
True, it was her first Dating Season but…
She rubbed her arm, looking around nervously and keeping herself hunched over. Smiling weakly, she chuckled kinda creepily to passer-bys, looking for hedgehogs…
She then groaned, "I'm sure I'm not the only girl who's not being asked out." She arched her back, looking up at the sky.
She then grew curious… and pulled a piece of her hair-quills towards her nose.
Taking a whiff, she couldn't smell anything, and hopelessly drooped her ears and whimpered slightly as she came to her home.
"Ohh…" despairing, she remained hunched over with her arms draping down in front of her. She opened her door, kicking the rest open before hearing something in the distance and looking up.
"Rafh!" Sonic suddenly rolled as if being pushed on the ground in front of her home, looking dirty and torn up pretty bad. He breathed hard, looking worse for wear before jumping back up and shaking himself off, and then freezing at noticing her in the corner of his vision.
The two slowly turned to each other, blinking…
"…Sonic?" Amy then regained some hope, her eyes sparkling as she stood up a little straighter. "Sonic!" Stars appeared in them, as she rushed over to greet him, and then cutely pulled away and twiddled her fingers.
"Hey~" she slightly flirted.
"Uh, nuuah!" He flung himself left and right, looking for… something?
"W-what's wrong? What are you doing here?"
He quickly pressed a hand to her mouth. "No time! Got.. hero… stuff… doing… Get back inside!" he suddenly spun her around and began pushing her back into her home.
Once in, he locked all the doors, slammed the blinds down, then barricaded the place and plugged his own nose. "Oh no!" he was turning blue on his muzzle, struggling to not breathe. "Air, air!" he jumped on each foot, looking for an exit, but he had blocked every way in!
And every way out…
"Sonic… what…" she wondered if this was him trying to be… romantic…
"I don't think this is really necessary..?" She some sweat dripped down the side of her face, awkwardly revealing that she thought he was acting weirder than usual.
"You know~ If you want, we can just sit on the couch?" she sat down and patted the seat next to her.
He panicked, shifting himself around, and then looking out the window.
"I… I can't…" he took a big breath of air in.
"Actually, I might have a second- NUUH…NO-NO!" He had sped over to her faster than lightning, sitting and crossing his legs, looking totally interested in chatting with her, before he twitched, pulled himself back, and hit his head twice.
"Keep it together, Sonic…" He mentally scolded himself, holding his two hands out directly next to each other as if to stay on the 'straight and narrow' course and dashed out the window.
"Patch up that blind! It's a weak spot!" he called back and dashed into the jungle.
Blinking wildly, Amy couldn't help but see there was something very off with Sonic.
"That's it." She looked annoyed, getting up and summoning her hammer. "I've been rejected by every other hedgehog on this island." She walked over to the door, readying herself. "I've even endured your stupidity at obviously being unable to notice a simple flirtation!" she slammed the hammer into the door, bursting through all of Sonic's crudely designed 'defenses.'
"But not this time!" She stepped out from the pile of wood upon police tape and nails.
"SOOONIICC!" she cried out, iconically, before a simple voice spoke up.
"Hello."
Amy turned around, a little shocked.
A nice looking hedgehog in a suit and holding a top hat dusted himself off and held his hand in at a crocked angled; very fancy.
"Might I ask you to a little…huhu… soiree~AAAAA~" he was suddenly swooped up and run across the island to the other side. "OFFPH! Oh dear!"
He looked around to realize he was on a pile of many other hedgehogs, all looking worse for wear.
"Stay here!" Sonic ordered, having thrown him on the top of the pile, and racing back.
"…My, how rude." He held his hand to his chest, before adjusting his hat on his head. "Might anyone tell me why I was so unwillingly whisked away from such a delightful young lady?"
"That guy's crazy, I tells ya!" A hedgehog spoke up, from the lower-third of the pile, looking fed-up with it all as he spoke up to the gentleman.
"He's been guarding that turf since we left the village! Girl's scent is so strong, he's probably just keeping her for himself!"
"Yeah! I heard he's territorial!"
"Ya bozos! He clearly likes the-"
"We must end his reign of monopoly at once!" The gentlemen jumped down from the pile, dusting himself off again, and pulling out an umbrella. "We are just men. Only wishing to court young lady's hands in good, becoming fashions." He nodded.
"Speak fer yerself!"
He glared back at that man.
"Well, everyone else can come but you, sir." He lightly spat on the ground, before pulling out a napkin, whipping it out a moment more, and then wiping his mouth. "On, to battle my good men!"
The men all crawled out of the pile and charged behind the fancy gentleman as British Calvary trumpets played at their speedy march.
Sonic looked exhausted, leaning up against a fallen log, he looked around him.
"That's… gotta be all of them." He wiped his forehead, "Phew-ee! If Amy's scent wasn't so strong, I wouldn't have to be fighting all these guys to give her some peace and quiet." He turned around and fell back on the log, taking a breather and relaxing…
"Job well done, Son-" He lifted a leg to cross it over the other, looking proud of himself, before freaking out at seeing Amy's angry face ahead of him.
"WOAH!"
"So it was you!"
"A-Ames!" he waved his hands out in front of him, having flipped over the log and using it to guard himself from her. "I-It's not what it looks like!"
"You liar! You've been chasing men from my house this entire time!"
"W… Well, then it is what it looks like." He seemed to retreat a little back, before lunging himself forward and holding out a hand to her, gripping a branch from the fallen tree. "But you should be thanking me!"
"Why is that?!" She growled out, her fists shaking as her hammer was still drawn forth…
"EEeee.." he bore his teeth in a wide frown, wide-eyed at her hammer being revealed to her side.
"Only scared and submissive animals bare their teeth." Amy spat out, pouting out her frustrations at his behavior.
"…Or feisty ones." He dipped his head down, almost in a cute way.
"And why do you have any reason to keep men away from-" she suddenly stopped herself, and then her face lit up with that same hope from before.
"W-what-are-you-why-are-you-What." He shook himself free of his nerves. "Why are you grinning like that!? What are you implying!?"
"You…" She wiggled her finger at him, giggling. "Want me all to yourself~" she tapped the air around him, pulling away and blushing into her hands. "Ahh~ Oh, Sonic! You're so cute when you're desperately shy!"
"WHAT!?" Sonic jumped up on the log, looking defensive as his quills spiked. "I was keeping you safe! It's not because I-!"
She giggled again and he blushed, looking more upset she didn't believe a word he was saying.
"AMY! I demand to be respected for stating the TRUTH!"
"You're so funny~"
"Stop… stop doing that!"
"What..? This~"
He had slammed his foot down on the log repeatedly, but Amy waltzed over and hugged it, making him stumble and try and loosen her grip on him.
"Amy! L-look, you're a pr-pre-preeeeetty annoying girl! Could you stop doing that!?"
"Emm~?" Amy clung to his foot with a lover's loyal hold as he kept trying to rip her away from him.
"Amy! I'm falling!" he wagged his arms around, losing his balance on the log.
She jumped on the log and shot him down to her level. "Me too~" she cooed.
Now he really was uncomfortable, moving back, he tried to convince her to stop. "Now, Amy… I-I know we've known each other a while, b-bu-but that gives you NO RIGHT to-to…to…"
She batted her eyes close to his face.
"Whwhwhwhaaa- what are you going to do?" he bent his head back slightly, then his ears flattened in submission.
She saw the cute action and smirked, "Heh." She never would have taken him as a pushover for these things.
Suddenly, there were some powerful knocks in the distance, and the two turned to where her house was.
"We demand a war for the fair maiden's hand!" the gentlemen closed his umbrella and hooked it on his arm, before bashing the wood of the door's frame again. "At once! We want the pink head! We want the pink head!"
He got the whole group chanting it.
"For common— fashionable— purposes!" he then announced, as if that wasn't clear…
"I'll handle this." Amy continued to smile as she yanked Sonic off the log with her.
"Yonks!" Sonic was like pudding in her hand…
"Ehem." Amy cleared her throat, as the group turned around, looking delighted to see her.
"Aw! The young lady!" the leader spoke out, "Shall we continue our conversation from before?"
"I'm afraid you're all too late." Amy pulled Sonic up in front of her, looping an arm around his shoulders and pulling him towards her. "I'm spoken for." She winked.
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE!" the man's voice spiked into a squeaky, childish pitch. "I will not be insulted by some… some… woman-hogging ingrate!"
"What'd you call him?" Amy's eyes dipped intensely to a protective look. "You take that back. He's just shy."
Sonic fidgeted, not sure how to get out of this mess.
"Amy, these men really don't like me." He explained then, trying to get out of her hold on him but she just pulled him back each time. "Emm…" he about-faced. "We should really run!"
"Or fight together!" Amy grabbed his arm and held it up.
"H-huh?" he looked at their hands tightly formed together, and then back to her.
She was…. Laughing.
"Come on! This will be fun!" she swung her hammer and a few men jumped back.
"Woah! She's got mad skills!"
"I want her even more!"
"Get in line!" Amy teased and pulled Sonic with her into the fray. "Come on!" she laughed.
Suddenly, Sonic's shyness seemed to dissipate. A warmth of confidence arose and he smiled back, before kneeing some guy in the shin.
Then throwing him over himself and wrestling him off with a swift kick that sent him flying.
He laughed, "I thought you wouldn't want company."
"As long as it's yours, I'll be fine~" Amy slammed her hammer into three men, who went flying off into the jungle.
As they fought, they bantered with light flirtations, before finally, Sonic took her hand, surprising her.
"Come on, one last finishing move!" He encouraged.
"…Oh, but I don't want it to end." Amy swooned before he spun her around in the air and threw her at the gentleman.
"Oh dear…" his knees shook rapidly. "Mommy!" he cried out, trying to get away but Amy slammed him over Eggman's lair.
Eggman was drinking a hot beverage, slurping a bit, before the gentlemen slammed into his front window and scared the living daylights out of him.
He spilled all over himself and ran around hollering in pain. "AHH!..AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The gentlemen slowly slid down the window, "…what will I tell mother?"
Sonic threw Amy up in the air, "Heads up!" and then caught her, as she dipped back in a dramatic fashion.
"Oh~ My brave hero!"
"Are you done, yet?" Sonic mused.
"Saving me from such… vile villains~" she continued, then peeked up at him and laughed.
He set her down and laughed with her. "I just thought… you… you know." He looked at the ground, left and right side of it, before lifting a hand to rub behind his neck.
She grabbed it before it could continue, "I don't think you need to play the shy role anymore." And intertwined her hand with his.
They were both scrapped up and battered, but hey! It was a great first date… ;)
*Note: Please picture the gentlemen with the cutest high-pitched and most humorous british voice you can possibly imagine. And that's him.