"Goodness, that's the strangest thing I ever heard," someone said as Tiana approached their table.
The group was all looking at a newspaper, but Tiana was too busy getting their breakfasts set down to look at the paper.
"Tiana, did you hear about this?" the girl asked as Tiana poured her coffee.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Tiana laughed, checking all the coffee cups.
"It's in all the papers today!" a second girl chimed in. "How have you not read about it?"
"Well," Tiana replied, "as soon as I have two minutes to sit down, I will."