Anonymous asked:
Knuxouge #4 pwease :)))
cutegirlmayra answered:
(picture of "I'm free, I'm free!" from Disney's Hunchback)
FINALLY! NOT SONAMY! :D
Prompt:
Sitting regally upon the steps of the Master Emerald's altar, a loyal guardian rested with his arms folded, head down, sitting on the top step of it's magnificent throne…
Such a handsome guard… but oh, so gullible.
Rouge turned herself against a tree, juggling a chaos emerald fake in her hand, before catching it, and sneering.
Some people really shouldn't go it solo…
She flew off as quiet as the wind would allow her, all the way up to the top of the large site.
She hovered delicately down upon the Master Emerald, and held the Chaos Emerald up, putting a hand to her knee and bending down to stare at the peacefully charming looking echidna below her.
You know… he could be pretty fun to be around when he's not mad.
She turned her head, drooping her blue eyelids.
Too bad he's such a brute.
She turned and flew over with a powerful gust to the pillar that had her beautiful diamond pleasure upon it… the white Chaos Emerald.
The gust had disturbed his sensitive nose though.. however, and it twitched as Knuckles's eyes started to open, and blink in suspicion.
"Huh?" he turned to look up, but by then, Rouge was already flying over head.
"W-WHY THAT-!" He twitched his hands out in rage, before realizing he was being robbed.
"STOOOPP!"
"Woops!" Rouge looked behind her, almost innocently.
He was powering through the calm winds, gliding with quite the anger expression upon his face.
"That's my cue." She flirtatously gave him a look, before dipping down.
"You're not leaving my sights!" Knuckles followed her dive, and cranked back a fist. "ROOOUUUGGGEEE!" as he charged the ground, she suddenly looked back, a cheeky, and sly smile, as she suddenly swiped up.
"Whoops again."
His eyes grew small, and quickly tried to glide away from his spiraling plummet.
"Grrr….! RAH!" he was able to spin at just the right time to avoid a horrible collision.
"Ohh…" Rouge, looking impressed, placed a hand over her heart. "My,… what muscles~"
He ended up gliding straight into some palm trees, before popping his head out, and yelling out to her, having a huge anger mark on his fists. "YOU THIEVING BAT GIRL! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
She fluttered in the air, before striking a pose unknowingly beautiful, and dipped her head down, seeming alluring. "I'd like to see you try, Big boy…" she teased, narrowing her eyes in a challenge, before turning away, "Ta-tah~" she was having fun.
"Why that no good, swipin'… YOU OLD HAG!"
Suddenly, Rouge halted in the air.
Her white hair had a huge anger mark pulse from it, as she slowly cranked her head back, eyes fuming with rage as her eyelids twitched.
"What was that..?"
"You heard me! You're nothing more than a flimsy escape artist!" he stomped his foot on the tree's branch, before it started to creak.
He blinked his eyes, losing his anger. "Wh..huh?" he looked down, and the tree branch fell.
"WHHAAHAHHAAAA!" he ran a moment in the air before starting to fall.
She folded her arms and glared, turning her head away as he crashed.
He apparently fell on his head, and slowly flopped over onto his stomach.
"This… just isn't my day…" he said through swirls in his eyes, and his tongue sticking out.
He then shook his head and leaned back, glaring back at Rouge. "Come on and fight me, Thief!"
"You idiotic Knuckle head…" she twitched in her rage, before throwing the emerald down, along with her arms. "If that emerald means so much, then come and get it!" she spun into her signature kick, and started to drill her way through the air down to him. "I'll teach you some manners!"
He tried to hold his hands up to catch her drill, but the force of it hurt to restrain against, though he did.
He was soon flung back when he noticed the white chaos emerald start bouncing off a unseen trail.
"Huh? GRAHH!"
She unspun herself and landed well, balancing before getting up and looking back at him.
He had been kicked up against a rock, and spat out some leaves that were falling from the impact. "I'll make you pay for that." he growled out, his eyes narrowed too.
"Hmph. If I wanted to pay, I would have bought my gems and jewels." she folded her arms, "fair and square."
"Wouldn't that be the honorable thing to do!?" his arms were spread up against the rock, and his legs were sitting from being dragged by the force until stopped by the rock.
He leaned forward, hollering, as she twitched in rage again at his rudeness. "Don't you know it's rude to scream at a lady!"
"Lady?"
"I'm a woman you know! Show some respect." she swiped her head back, looking offended.
"Heh. All I see is a robbin' old bag of nothin' but bones!" he smirked out.
She flinched, before her eye twitched and she leaned forward, "You-! Ingrate! Barbarians know better than you when it comes to women!" She turned to face away from him, before Knuckles got up, dusting himself off and patting his bruises, and then taking off for where the emerald had bounced off too.
"I don't have time for this!"
"H-hey!" she turned around, reaching out for him, before pulling back and looking hurt.
She then went right back into her anger fit, "DON'T IGNORE ME!" she rapidly sped her wing speed up, charging after him.
Dodging some trees, she made it up to him.
She smiled, opening her mouth, "Got'cha!"
"Whaa!" he was surprised, to say the least, as she gripped him around the back and they started tumbling together.
She was laughing as he kept screaming out in awkward frustration.
But his struggles were futile at this rapid speed down the hill, even passing the chaos emerald that had rolled along into a small plothole in the hill.
"AH! My emerald!" Knuckles called out, trying to reach for it but being pulled down by gravity till they fell in a patch of flowers at the bottom.
"Offph! Uhh… H-huh?" he slowly blinked his eyes open, as a blurry white and black image moved up from beneath him.
"My.. if I had known you would grip me so tightly, maybe I wouldn't have called you all those awful things~" Rouge trailed a finger down the odd, crescent shape on his chest, before smiling and batting her eyes. (pun intended.)
He blushed and looked down, shaking at the sensation of being this close to her.
He also looked uncomfortable and scared, his eyes shrinking with lines around them.
"Ohh~ Did you purposefully turn me so that you'd be the one to take the hit? Or was that just another fluke..?" she must have been referring to another time, before moving up on him and pressing herself down.
Now his face was a bright red, as she smirked before a chao flew over head.
"Hmm?" she looked up at it, and leaned to do so.
The space gave Knuckles time to breathe, those his eyes were in swirls.
"Hmph. Children shouldn't be around here. ah!" she was tossed off by Knuckles's arm, as he looked up to see the Chao.
"That's-!"
"Hey.." She back up, rubbing her head before seeing the Chao was floating softly down to Knuckles, having the white chaos emerald in it's grasps.
"Haha! Good one, kid!" Knuckles smiled, genuinely, as Rouge noticed the happy look as he held out his hands to receive the emerald.
She shifted her legs, and ducked her head down to the side…
Why can't I get him to smile that way about me?
He rejoiced in the recovery of his emerald, standing tall and holding it up like simba, as if he was the hero or something.
She rolled her eyes, and looked behind her, making a side comment. "You'd think he'd realized by now how much I hate those things." she groaned in complaint, before looking back at him, and swatting her bat wings out to try and get his attention again.
"Hey, red!"
He laughed, not paying attention.
She tried to position herself better, "Red~" her voice was quite alluring…
His eyes blinked suddenly, getting thrown out of his own world, as he looked back to Rouge, annoyed.
"What do you want?"
She twitched, and lost her sexy posing and look, "Why can't you speak kinder to me, huh!? Is it really that hard to act like a gentlemen!? Come help me up!" she almost roared the words out, pouting slightly as her wings stretched out again, getting irritated by how oblivious he was.
"I swear, you're so naive." she looked up at him, as if disappointed.
He was walking over to her, holding the emerald in his arms like a baby, as the chao followed by his side.
He twitched in anger at her words and leaned back, before roaring down back at her.
"ME!? You're the thief here! What? SHOULD I SHOW ANY RESPECT TO A COMMON CROOK!?"
That was the last straw.
Her eyes were now in a furious frenzy, as her face scrunched up and she let him have it!
Her spiky foot went right into his 'no-no' box.
He twitched in pain, dropping the emerald as the Chao didn't know what had happened, and so happily flew down and picked it up for him again, flying right back up to present it to him again.
He fell down and gripped his stomach, as she watched him breathe out some air and looked away.
No mercy.
"You… Y-you darn bat girl…" he muttered out, gripping the grasp as his head was completely down, crouching.
She lifted a leg fashionably up to her knee, letting it rest there and looked away nonchalantly, but clearly, she was enjoying herself now. "Serves you right. Calling a lady such names."
He twitched an eyebrow up, glaring at her. "W..Why aren't you trying to snatch the emerald? Now's your chance… to fly off with it."
She was surprised to hear that he caught on to that.
It was the first time he ever noticed…
She looked back, seeing him in pain… and suddenly smiled warmly to him.
The look surprised him, as she bent forward and down to him, lifting his chin up.
"If I really wanted that emerald…" she took the opportunity, starting to bat her wings into flight, but never taking her eyes off of him.
His gaze never left hers either, he just stared in awed wonder.
"I would have stolen them all by now."
She let his chin go and hovered a moment in the air, before snickering and winking a silent goodbye, taking off for the sky.
"See you around, tough guy~"
He stared and watched her depart a moment, no longer feeling pain, he moved up on his hands and knees.
"Would of… taken them… by now…? Then what was she really after.. Oh!" he suddenly look straight ahead.
Then turned quickly, getting up on one knee. "A distraction!" he looked to the Master Emerald.
She looked back, and shook her head, sighing and shrugging. "Men. They'll never learn…" she smiled confidently then and took off, away from the island…
The chao turned his head to the camera, and tilted it to the side, having a question mark above his head. "Chao?"
(These two are so funny, lol!)