Chaotic Hangouts
Chapter 8: Stop Obsessing Over Gil Nexdor
Date: December 24th, 2022/December 25th(Johnny Test Earth)
Yes. We did the time jump again but this time, not to cut out stuff I didn't want to write about that much. We actually skipped to the afternoon of Christmas Day. I'm not really sure if agreeing to meet at the Test family house was such a good idea but here we are. The whole entourage was going to go there to hangout anyway. In fact, they're all there throwing snowballs at each other. Basara scoffs: "What kind of game is this? Throwing snow at others? How lame." Vegan says: "I'll have you know this is the best winter Earth thing besides frozen toast! Wait, who are you all?" Starlight Glimmer panics: "Oh no! Did your memory get erased?" Johnny and the others stop throwing snowballs to talk. He replies: "No. I think he stayed up too long eating toast again." "Johnny Test, I will destroy you for making such an assumption about me! Even if you give me apology toast, I won't accept it!" Aqua speaks: "I advise you stop bickering right away." "Aqua is right." "Hey, can we get to the whole explaining everything bit. We have ourselves a gathering to go to and we don't want to be tired for it!" Before anyone can reply, Hugh Test, Johnny, Susan, and Mary's father opens the door to the house and yells: "We have hot chocolate ready! Drink it while it's still hot! Are those more friends of yours? Just let them inside too. It's freezing out there!" I mentally sigh and I'm pretty sure Dominic does too. We walk inside the house and I watch as Gil Nexdor who is with us apparently takes off his jacket because a certain 2 teenaged scientists make noises about the action. Okay, now they're sweating like a heat wave just hit them because Gil took off his jacket. "Awww, Gil." Roan asks me: "Are they always like this?" "When he's around, yes. It's a seriously annoying character flaw. Someone needs to break the ice between them and Gil who always forgets they exist. But also, I'd really like to explain things to them. However, I don't need the Test parents hearing it all. They would not approve but Johnny is infamous for sneaking around and being defiant."
"*yawn* Let's just have some hot chocolate. I'm so tired." "Hey Mr. Test, does the hot chocolate come with toast?" "For you, yes. Now drink it and DON'T BLOW UP MY HOUSE AGAIN!" We all walk into the dining room and there's a lot of hot chocolate. The Good Freezer laughs: "Look at all of this hot chocolate that would taste better ICE COLD!" "You better not mess with the best part about the holidays or else I'll turn you into a cat just like me!" "I was kidding! You need to CHILL out! No need to be so COLD!" Basara groans: "Is this going to be like this the whole time? Maybe if we wreck this place, they'll finally listen to us." "Basara, I advise against that. That is not a good idea." "I wasn't asking you, Drazeros. But if you insist. I'll wait." We all them drink some hot chocolate and because there's quite a few mugs left afterwards, infighting begins. "Hey, I want that!" "Johnny, CHILL out and let me have it without objecting to my having it!" "Never! I've saved this city so many times!" "Johnny, calm down. It wasn't just you who saved the city. It was also me." "Don't forget your genius sisters, little brother!" "Mary, I want that!" "Well, that's one thing we can't agree on. This hot chocolate is mine!" "Alfred, give me that!" "No, I will not. I am no longer under your employment, remember?" "Blah blah blah! I want it! Give it now! Or else!" "You'll tickle me, Mr. Mittens? I'm immune to tickling." "Darn it! Fine, you win! Enjoy your hot chocolate! Hmph!" "Hey, that looks like my 2nd mug of hot chocolate! *"accidentally" drops toast into it* Whoops, some of my toast got into it. Must be mine after all!" "But it's got some of my fur in it so it's mine!" "Wanna go, kid with a weird hair disorder?! Aka dog?!" Hugh Test yells: "CAN EVERYONE STOP YELLING?! THAT'S IT, NO MORE HOT CHOCOLATE FOR ANY OF YOU! JOHNNY, GO TO YOUR ROO- ..Did Dukey just talk? I must be dreaming!" He passes out. The fighting still goes on. "Hey, look at this nice mug of hot chocolate. I should drink it too before it gets cold." "Hey lover boy, why don't you give that me? I'll give you lots of money for it!" "No way man, this is too good for monetary value." "Then I'll just have to take it from you! And then, I'll use it to earn my sweet Susan's love!"
I stare at my fellow BRAINS comrades: "We should stop this." Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce replies: "But it's so funny to watch!" Dominic yawns: "Yeah until it causes your crust to burn because the arguing will generate fire! I need a serious nap." "Nooooo! Not my crust! It's extra sensitive to fire! Okay, let's stop this then!" Basara scoffs: "I'm in. They're so annoying." "Basara, do not let yourself be overcome by anger." "Yeah yeah I know, Drazeros." "This kind of conflict is what allowed the Dark Lord to rise to begin with. We fought so hard to stop him. Also, what's the plan for calming them?" "I don't think we have a plan. I could just cast a sleep spell to make them fall asleep." "I would agree with that in normal situations, Starlight Glimmer but we'd have to wake them up and it would take time." "Aqua is right again. We need a better idea that will take less time to calm them all down." I reply: "Here's one. We all try different solutions. I'm going to use the move Snap Out Of It. It should help. Probably the best move to be honest. I would just use it to calm everyone but everyone is quite a few people with the capability to blow up this house so yeah." "*yawns* I have developed a form of Glitch that doesn't hurt. I'll use that to calm some of them down. That way, I can get a nap before the party." And so, we roll out in terms of doing that. I get behind Johnny first and yell: "Snap Out Of It!" while touching him with the flat and harmless side of my sword. I go the same to Vegan, Bling Bling Boy, and Gil. A couple minutes later, everyone is calmed down but Hugh unbeknownst to us wakes back up and sees Dukey standing up and apologizing to Vegan. But we do hear him says: "Girls! Johnny! Is Dukey standing and talking?!" "Dad, you must be imagining things. Go back to bed! See, Dukey's just barking!" Dukey stops standing on 2 of his legs: "Bark bark bark." "I KNOW WHAT I SAW! GIRLS, YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" That's when I get involved. Dominic stops yawning and looks a little afraid as a twisted grin appears on my face: "Hugh Test. Don't be a fool."
"Who are you?! Don't tell me what to do!" "I'm not being sweet or calm right now and that's very bad news for you. You need to get over yourself and learn to be a better parent! I hate it when parents think punishing their kids is the only way to get them from stopping making trouble! You are flawed! Flawed! And I'm going to make sure you know that for now on! It doesn't hurt anyone that Dukey can walk and talk like a human! Even the foolish military knows about him! All kinds of adventures have happened without your knowledge and things haven't come full down onto you! Stop being a angry bastard! Or else, I'll give you all kinds of frights to truly be afraid of! They will leave you asking for everything to end! Everything!" "I don't care what you say! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" "No, I will not. Myself and the others you've never seen before have business with almost everyone here. I suggest you take Good Freezer's general advice. Now that I'm not appearing like I might hurt you in your sleep, I want you to think about this. Just accept change. Change is the only constant." He's left speechless: "I don't know what to say. Johnny, Susan, Mary, we'll settle this later! I'm talking to your mother about this!" He storms upstairs with an expression of both anger and confusion evident on his face. The room we're in is left in silence. To break the silence, Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce loudly farts and cheers about it: "Yay! I have farted! I'm so proud of myself!" Vegan asks: "How does a creature like you even have the capacity to fart? I don't understand! It's more complicated than frozen toast!" Dominic sighs as he removes the toast and fur from one of the hot chocolate mugs with his powers: "I haven't gotten the chance to study Tomapieian physiology so I can't answer that. What a causation to want a nap. Anyway, you should just share the remaining hot chocolate. We don't want anymore ourselves. Right?" "Aye." "Yeah, it's not really my thing. Too sweet." "Pfft. We got plenty of it in North City." "I have enjoyed enough hot chocolate for one season! Twilight will be surprised!"
"It's not sauce, I can live without it!" "My brother might get worried if I drink to much. Akira still needs to calm himself a little bit." "Adam, when did you start saying Aye?" "I like saying it, I just keep forgetting to. While reading a novel called Paladin on Wattpad, I started resonating with the word. It's quicker to say than yeah so there's that too. It also sounds really cool." The room has now gotten louder as the rest of the hot chocolate is shared. But then, some other house guests shows up. One of their entrances went horribly wrong as bees flooded the entire room. "Aaaaaa! Not my toast! Bees, get away from my toast!" "Hey, I'm trying to drink this CHILLED chocolate! Buzz off or I'll freeze you all! If you don't, you'll CHILL out because I make you!" "Damn it! I'm a bit afraid of bees! But oh well, these ones aren't so bad." "Why did it have to be bees? They'll want my sauce! Not my sauce! I need my sauce to breathe!" "Aqua, are you okay?" "What are these bees? I've never encountered them before. I am okay, Blue Maiden." "Curse you bees! You're ruining my look to impress Susan Test!" "Bees aren't so bad." "Awwww Gil isn't afraid of bees! *unison giggles* Awwww Gil." The Beekeeper walks into the house in his yellow beekeeper suit that looks like a bee: "I AM BACK!" "For the love of toast, I thought you turned good!" The former villain takes his helmet off to reveal an elderly white haired white man: "I did but it looks like my entrance didn't go as planned. I'm sorry. *puts a yellow bag full of candy on a counter* To make it up to you, here are a bunch of organic and nutritious honey candy bars. *he blows a buzz whistle* Alright bees, your time here is done. Please move back to the hive before we scare our friends even more." The bees quickly fly out of the house in a swarm and The Beekeeper apologizes again. Before anyone can move or say anything else, a window breaks as Mr. Black and Mr. White jump through it. And then, we hear a damn tank fire something that blows up part of the front wall. The General walks in. Chaos speaks up from inside my ender pouch: "You don't like that man, do you want to unleash chaos on him?"
"He's not a credible threat to our lives at the moment, so no. It seems he and the others managed to get there despite everything that happened earlier. I have a better idea but I don't have the heart to do it right now. Let's just leave him be for now. I'll talk to him and possibly even have Dominic send him into suspended animation until we try to liberate him of all the ideas and beliefs he has been feed all his life." "I will be quiet for now." "Thanks. I don't want to have to explain you just yet. After all, we're trying to explain everything but everything keeps happening to prevent that from happening." And to make things more chaotic, a man who looks like a rip off of Krusty the clown from the Simpsons appears: "I'm baaaaaaack! And I will get my and my brother's revenge on you, Johnny Test!" I pull out my sword again: "Not on my watch, my sadistic child hating creep, Tickler. Extremely Risky Spin Slash! Haaaaaaa!" 2 seconds later, he is sent flying by my attack, never to be seen again until years later. I then turn my attention back to the others as if doing that was no big deal at all whatsoever and wonder: "Does anyone else want to join this chaotic hangout?" I wait a minute. Then 2 minutes. Okay. No one else is coming. Dominic concludes the same. I can tell from his expression but it's far too loud and lively to get anyone's attention without getting mad or violent to do so. Hugh Test storms back down here and yells: "MY HOUSE! NOT AGAIN! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT! JOHNNY, SUSAN, MARY! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DUKEY NOW! GO UPSTAIRS NOW OR ELSE, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!" I relent and go outside with the others who are largely agitated for being kicked out like that. Wow, Hugh Test is one tough nut to crack. Blue eyes, short blonde hair, typical white skin, and a causal green, white, and blue outfit. Vegan complains: "What do we do now? I'm sad without toast!" "*yawn* Can we tell you what you need to know now?" "Forget that! I'm itching my fur for some fun!" "Even if you can never hang with the Test family again?" "Yes! After all, I'm Mr. Mittens!"
Another snowfall fight begins because someone pelts me with a snowball. It was Gil. "Awwww Gil threw a snowball! Isn't that just cute?" "He's mine, Susan!" "No he's mine, Mary!" "Hey girls I've never met before in my life! Who's yours and not yours?" They don't even care. They just keep obsessing over Gil and fighting. In case I didn't mention this before, Gil has blonde hair with long bangs, green eyes, very tan skin, and a winter blue jacket with black pants and shoes. Yes, those of us who needed coats put them back on before leaving the house. The snowball fight intensifies into two aggressively competitive sides because of their fight over Gil. Dominic, Roan, and I stay out of it. Basara would have too but he didn't take too kindly to being pelted with a snowball and used Drazeros to intensify his game. Instead of partaking, I ignore all snowballs thrown at me and grab The General before dragging him away from everybody else. Dominic gives me an accepting nod at doing this. "What are doing this for, civilian? I should have you arrested for doing this! This is against the law!" "Do I look like I care? I will capture any coppers you send to arrest me. Same with secret agents or whomever. However, if it turns out they were responsible for killing innocent people, I will have to consider choosing between killing and questioning them. I don't like you and I want you to know why. Now that we're far enough away, I'm going to explain. I don't completely hate you as you are a living organism as am I but still. You're incompetent, old fashioned, and not as open minded as you think. Do you know why Porkbelly has such a low diversity?" "Low diversity? Porkbelly is full of all kinds of people! Don't call me those things! You're just a civilian! You don't know war like I do!" "So you're just going to disregard my appearance then. I'm not from around here. I'm not some ordinary citizen. I'm a knight. And a anarchist." I explain a lot to him but nothing I say changes his mind. He's too set in his own ways. Most foolish. This lasts a while and then I just walk back to the others and refuse to talk to him ever again.
The snowball fight has gotten much bigger. Hugh Test is yelling at everyone because Susan and Mary didn't listen to him earlier, being too focused on Gil's attractiveness to do so. Johnny runs past Hugh with Dukey. The General follows after me and looks angry. He then calls a whole bunch of people on me. In seconds, I'm surrounded by police and military vehicles. But it wasn't I who showed off their terrifyingly strong strength by comparison. Instead, Dominic, Basara, and Drazeros do. "I'm just trying to get this day over with! Drazeros, Emblem Charge!" "True Twin Dragon Judgement!" "Drain away the light, Stream Drazeros!" "I'm so tired! I just want a nap! Leave my friend alone! Black Hole!" All the vehicles sustain serious damage. But the people inside get out and don't give up. They all draw their guns, tasers, and so on. "All who aid the one we've been ordered to arrest must give up along with him! Surrender yourselves or else, we will use deadly force!" The General adds while getting into his tank: "This is what happens to anyone who defies the United States military!" I smirk and draw my sword again: "It's funny that you think your forces stand a chance against any of us." In seconds, I slice through all of their drawn weapons and bind one of them in a chokehold. Dominic captures the others. I then say: "Just a word of warning to all of you from this city who are also here. Do not trust the United States. Never trust it. The government isn't here to serve you. The police aren't here to help you. The military isn't meant to protect your freedom. If you don't get that, we can find ways to prove it. So many ways. West Coaster 1930s internment camps. 60s anti-queer raids at gay bars. You name it. And this is us trying to give people a chance to redeem themselves. We have comrades who can cripple this country's military in hours. You've been lied to all your lives by people who want to hide the truth for more power. They'll do anything to get what they want. The military's high tech toys are an example. They hid them from the public. And many are dangerous."
Bling Bling Boy says: "You know, I kind of believe it!" Johnny counters: "But this country is awesome!" "Yeah, if you're considered a normal person by society. White, straight, cisgender, Christian, male." This causes most of those we helped last night to turn on us. Except Alfred. "You all do realize that we gave you a radical new option for living last night? What happened since then? Have you forgotten what we are offering to you with no strings attached? Good grief. If this is how you want it, so be it. Dominic, can you take a trip to the past and gather footage of what this country has done?" "I'm too tired to but one of my metal clones can. Actually, they all can and have automatically been deployed to do so. It'll be a few minutes." "Good. Just remember to let them get their anger out. Don't attack. Let them see we don't want to hurt them. I'll take on as much of the heat as I possibly can." My comrades agree to that although Drazeros has to convince Basara a bit to agree. But it worked out. And the clones came in time for most of the fighting to stop. At least Susan and Mary are no longer feuding. I then notice something bad. An American flag in full view with patriotic music. It's been playing this entire time and I didn't even notice it. "General, you have been manipulating them to remind them of how much their country has supposedly meant to them. For that, I will be more than happy to restrain you myself." I cut the flag with my sword and step on the source of the music once I find it. Of course, it's the tank which stood no chance against a simple Darkeye Slash. The General flees the vehicle in a panic and I restrain him, just as I threatened to. "You people don't realize it's possible to live in a crappy country and hate it while still being happy with the things in it you actually like. That's my life in my world living in its version of this trash dump nation." Dominic takes the floor from there: "We can't ask you to change as changing takes time. It's tiring, I get it but hear us out. Or rather, the footage my clones have gotten. They sent a edited version. Adam, activate a action field to warm this place up. My video will handle the rest."
Hugh Test has fainted from shock due to all the chaos at this point. That takes care of him for us. I activate my duel disk and the action field Lush Plains. Now, it's warm for us with grass everywhere and there's plenty of space for the video to be displayed. Dominic uses his duel disk to project the video file and play it while I keep The General from moving at all. As a result, the Arc technology brings the video to life and it's horrifying. I sigh: "This is not something most people want kids seeing. Myself included but there's little choice to help elaborate what our desires are to you. There's a lot of jump cuts thankfully. But still." I even muffle The General's words as he tries to counteract the video. When it ends, those who we fought with alongside or against last night are in disbelief. "No way. This can't be real! This country has never really hurt me or Dukey!" I reply: "It's as real as it gets. You are taking it rather well for someone your age considering all that you've seen. But then again, you've been in a lot of intense battles which explains why you're taking it pretty well. More importantly, I'm so sorry that we had to show you this but to be a hero, you must confront all twisted plans no matter where they come from. A true hero in my view is someone who fights for the well being of everyone and everything against anyone or anything who is actively seeking to harm or oppress. Dominic and I are far from ordinary heroes. You could say we're more anti heroes if we're going by typical standards. We aren't afraid to hurt those who hurt, oppress, and use others. The collective, BRAINS was founded on the concept of opposing all cruelty from essentially all sources and stopping the harmful tampering with space and time that keeps happening when possible. Now that your world has been changed from outside interference, we're here to help correct and reduce the harm that has and will result from all that tampering. I know it's hard for a mind like yours to understand, Johnny but we can work around that." Dominic sighs: "It's going to take so long to explain more. I really need a nap." "Let's call in some friends like I stated we would earlier. You go get a nap. I'll explain everything to Susan and Mary. We're finally getting this all explained."
He agrees to that and leaves. The coppers and military personnel who were captured are taken by Dominic to where we're putting everyone we capture for now in suspended animation before he goes and takes a nap. I don't see him bring them there but I know that's what he does. With that dealt with, I deactivate my duel disk and spend some time explaining things to Susan and Mary Test. Now for who else explains everything to whoever else. Roan explains things to Albert. Dr. Bonesbane shows up and explains things to Mr. Mittens. Blue Maiden and Aqua help The Beekeeper understand. Mr. Black and Mr. White along with The General are sent back to their base. Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce and a arriving Julia explain things to Johnny and Dukey. Basara and Drazeros explains it all to Vegan. Starlight Glimmer is responsible for Gil getting it because he sticked around. Bling Bling Boy gets aided by an arriving Katori who clearly wants to go right back to Heartland to scold Yuma for something. As for Hugh Test, he's just kept asleep by the Wacky Clowns for now. They are enjoying his loud snoring. Of course they are. I sigh in relief: "Finally, we can leave soon. So, do all of you want to join BRAINS?" Some of them agree while others just go along with itq because they're just done with today or something. I'm just done with today or something so I can relate to that right now. I then add: "Before we leave, there is something y'all should each know. Bling Bling Boy, get over Susan. Everyone else except Johnny and Dukey. Get over Bling Bling's weight. He seems to be doing fine even with it being as high as it is for his height. Vegan, stop trying to destroy Johnny Test. Just be friends and vow to beat him in games. Actually, nevermind. You just need to turn it down in terms of your anger. Gil, make sure to see somebody about your memory issues. Susan and Mary exist. Don't forget them again. Mr. Mittens, not everyone has to be a cat and you won't have much fun ruling the world. It's a lot of work. There are universes full of cats. Once we get your bands to y'all, you can visit those universes. Beekeeper, keep it up. Johnny, consider starting a gaming channel and work harder in school. It's easy to be intelligent while still having fun. Be more responsible by the time you graduate high school. Dukey, it's okay to have fun but make sure you're doing some other stuff too. Good Freezer, just stop scaring people with your ice and words. Susan and Mary, get over Gil."
One of my character flaws is sometimes forgetting to consider others' feelings. That's exactly what happened. I was too blunt with that statement. "I refuse to give up on trying to take over the world! And I will always mind that rich kid's weight!" "Fatphobia is a serious problem that is among the most accepted forms of hatred. Making fun of someone or hating them for how they look isn't nice. At least keep it to yourself inside your head to begin with. I know you want to take over the world but what good is that when you can't even succeed at a plot to defeat Johnny and Dukey? Should I introduce you to VR games? Perhaps I should." I end up addressing everyone's concerns and the others who came to help fight or explain just say to me that they trust my judgement. Even Herbsalvin who came here at some point I can't remember for some reason right now leaves. They know I have this. But still, I sigh: "Well, it looks like I'm the only one not of this world here now. Thanks, comrades. I'm not going to hold it against them. There's still some time before that Workersmas Eve party anyway so what do I really have to lose in the midst of all of this chaos? It's going to be years for many of you before you fully change. Your lifestyles won't shift immediately. I recommend going to the library." I am pelted with a snowball by Gil: "Oh, you want some? In that case, bring it on! I will participate in a snowball fight which I've never really done before in my life. Reminds me of the War Of Snow Plain event going on in Ragnarok Origin." I smile widely as I put my sword away and form a snowball to hit Gil back. Susan and Mary protest: "Hey, don't target Gil with snowballs!" "Stop obsessing over Gil! I told you to and explained why but it looks like you didn't understand a bit! I get that you're teenagers and teenagers have an undefined status in society but still! I can understand why you crush on Gil but it's time to move on. Find different boys to crush on. Ya know, ones that won't forget you exist!" Now, there are 3 people pelting me with snowballs. Bling Bling Boy joins me in throwing some back: "My dear Susan, if we win this snowball fight, you will go on a date with me!" "Dude, I almost want to hit you with a snowball. But I stand no chance against them alone. And none of you have even gotten out your high tech snowball machines yet. Susan and Mary used theirs last night. They were something."
Johnny and Dukey also join us. Vegan joins Gil's join as do Albert. Our team is also joined by The Beekeeper and Mr. Mittens. The fight is chaotic and remains pretty even until Susan and Mary in fact reveal their snow blasters and start using them. Bling Bling Boy pulls his out and throws an extra one to Johnny. Mr. Mittens gives me and The Beekeeper some too. Vegan and the Test sisters make sure their other teammates have snow weapons too so now, it's an all out snowball war. "Susan! I'm going to hit you for your love!" "In your dreams, Eugene!" "Johnny Test, I will destroy you in this snowfall war!" "You're on, Vegan!" "Woohoo! This is awesome! Johnny, look out!" "Thanks, Dukey! To your left!" While the others are more focused on attacking constantly, I focus more on attacking strategically instead. I take my time and adjust my aim as needed before firing with the snow blaster I was given. We keep this up for 20 minutes. I say that because Hugh Test woke up now that the Wacky Clowns have left. Apparently, he found a secret huge snow blaster: "EVERYONE OF YOU, IM SO ANGRY! STOP DESTROYING THINGS! JOHNNY, SUSAN, MARY! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DUKEY ONCE I BEAT ALL OF YOU!" Susan and Mary are too fixated on Gil to pay attention but Bling Bling panics: "Hey, that looks like something Susan and Mary built together. We're so going to lose." I drop my snow blaster and go back to snowballing the classic way: "If you weren't with me, that would be the case. However, I have trained many months intensely to grow much stronger. That strength means I have been holding back in throwing snowballs manually. I can counter that huge snow blaster. Watch." Hugh pulls the trigger to fire but it takes a while to form the snowball. As that ball begins to be launched, I throw the biggest snowball I can possibly make as hard as I can at the blaster. This knocks it out of his hands and causes all of us, himself included to be covered in snow from a giant snowball that's been changed greatly in shape because it was launched still amd launched wrong.
"And there we have it. A draw. You're welcome. I'm sorry but the party is going to start soon and I want to be there early to help with final preparations. If you want to join me in going to the party, please say so now. Remember, we celebrate Workersmas, not Christmas as a group now in much of BRAINS." And pretty much everyone is in except Hugh Test. Obviously because he doesn't even understand what Im saying. He yells in anger as I tell the other to touch me and hold on as teleport them with me to the party. It's inside the area that was once used to attack Astral World with trash in Heartland. Yuma sees me: "Hey Adam! It's been a while! How come you haven't seen me feel the flow lately?" "Well, we have a war going on. And being here is a risk because that is happening. We need all hands on deck the majority of the time. We're lucky that the Nazis are celebrating too today. Those bastards. Also, I brought some new friends. Kaito better be around here because they are chaotic and a handful and I don't want you starting fires with them." Kaito happens to be walking by: "You want me to keep these people in line? Sorry but I have work to be done." Orbital 7 trails behind him: "It's important work, humans! Very important! Master Kaito is going to be security for this event as will some others!" A bunch of individuals show up. Among them are the Wacky Clowns who shout: "Hey everyone, let's get decorating! This place looks so dead!" Astral replies: "Please remember to decorate based on the theme. It would be unwise to not do so." Yuma says to him: "Who said we had to?!" Dr. Faker appears as a hologram: "I did. I asked for that. Sorry I can't be down there with all of you but I am far too busy right now. We're organizing another World Duel Carnival for sometime in the future. I will be down there when the party begins. Please don't try to take too much noise, Kaito's brother, my son is sleeping." Surprisingly, decorating ends up not being too chaotic. It helps that Blaze kept everyone who would impede the decorating process busy with a bunch of fun activities. Once everything is decorated, the party begins after catering comes in from all over.
I burst out laughing as Incinerate, Saw Mill Killer, Hugh(Animal Crossing), Girag, Fluffy Afro, Maya, and Scar Basiltomato show up with food and drinks together. "Are you serious?! You were sent to get the food and drinks?! That's hysterical! I'm sorry but it really is! I won't be on the verge of tears at this party unlike the party I was at before I woke up in this body. I'm fine though now." And then, the 6 put down the food and join us for the party. As if that weren't enough, chaos ensues almost immediately. Fluffy drinks a red drink and his hair catches on fire: "AAAAAAAA! My hair! It's burning again!" Dominic puts him out: "Whose idea was it to let Fluffy drink FIREBALL whiskey? Who even thought it was a good idea to bring alcohol?! There are kids here!" Pirate Blaster isn't pleased: "Arrr! They brought alcohol to this Workersmas party? There are so many minors here! Whoever did that will be given a speaking to by me! I promise you! Adam, why did you bring individuals who don't value the workers like we do?" "Pirate Blaster, you know everyone is welcome here, right?! We can't exclude them!" "Oh sorry about that, there must be some chaos energy around here that's messing with me mood! Arrrr! We must find it!" Just then, Eggman somehow appears laughing while having chaos energy throw through him: "Hahaha! Guess who's back and ready for revenge?!" Team Sonic are here because we managed to radicalize them. Actually, even if we hadn't, they still would have come. "What's up, Egghead?, Ready to get beaten again?!" "Oh Sonic, it's great to see you! I won't be destroying you today! Instead, I'll leave it to my newest robot! Show yourself, M78421-A! Scrap this place and everyone in it!" A robot that is full of so much chaos energy including the energy that was in Eggman till just now appears from a portal and starts attacking. However, Takius stops it: "I won't allow you to take another step! Frost Diver!" Kaito uses Photon Transformation: "There. I'm quite comfortable now. And you're in quite a bit of trouble! I set a galactic Pendulum scale! I align scale 3 Photon Pounder and scale 10 Cypher Drake with the cosmos! This allows me to Pendulum summon any monsters I choose with levels between 4 and 9! I Pendulum summon Photon Leo and Photon Crusher! I tribute them in order to summon a force more wild than a supernova! Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon! Go, Galaxy Eyes, prepare to attack! Destroy that robotic menace with Photon Stream Of Destruction!"
The robot stands no chance and Bray quickly opens a portal to contain the chaos energy in while Dominic instantly reverses all damage done in the room or rather, chamber. Eggman frowns: "That's no fun! You'll pay for this! All of you will! Becoe, Decoe, get us out of here!" "Do we really have to help you, doctor?" "Yeah, that's what I want to know! Becoe is valid for asking that. You always treat us like garbage and you don't even pay us or give us time off." "Zip it or else I'll dismantle you myself as soon as we get back! You hear me?!" "Right away, doctor.. And here I thought we'd finally get some benefits." "What was that I heard out of you?!" "Nothing, doctor!" "Then quit your complaining and muttering! We don't stand a chance! I gave all that chaos energy I made a different robot collect for me to it! Now, we have no more chaos energy! Get me out of here! Step on it! That's an order!" And just like that, they're gone. The chaos doesn't end there. Mineta from Class 1A starts being a total pervert: "Look at those ladies with their sweet-" Spectre interrupts him by trapping him using Sunavalon Daphne: "The other children at the orphanage may have ignored me and I may have been cared for by a tree but even I know that it's not very kind to act like that. Your perverted fantasies will never come true because many of your classmates leave you at a distance or are visibly uncomfortable with you. A real hero doesn't get caught up in such selfish desires as perverted fantasies that they can't even keep to themselves." "Let me go, you creepy man!" "I've gotten that a lot. It doesn't affect me. Your hero name is Grape Rush, right? I would suggest you keep these things to yourself and not get distracted by them unless you desire becoming Grape Crushed!" He lets Daphne put him down. Mineta runs away from him. Spectre grins: "That should teach him a lesson he'll never forget. Now where was I? Oh yes, about to try some punch." As that happened, Girag has an argument with Pirate Blaster over the presence of the alcohol: "Yar! You landlubber! Do you have any idea what alcohol can do and why even I don't want kids to drink it?" "Yes, I do and I don't care! Everyone deserves a nice drink! Want to settle this in a duel, punk? I've been looking forward to dueling you ever since I first met you."
I leave them to settle things and end up hearing someone cry. Eri. Why did they bring her to such a loud party? I find Deku: "Midoriya! Whose idea was it to bring Eri here?" He replies: "Umm, it was Kacchan's. He threatened to leave UA if we didn't bring her." "Please go make her feel better. Here's some earplugs. Give them to her. They'll help. I'll talk to that hot head myself." He takes them and we part ways. I saw Bakugo but before I can yell at him, I see Madeline with a fiery Tomodachi aura around her. She's enraged. I haven't seen her enraged this bad outside of Pizza Island before. I can even hear intense music play louder and louder the closer I get to them. It's the same as in the game. "BAKUGO KATSUKI, HOW DARE YOU BRING A TRAUMATIZED LITTLE GIRL TO THIS PARTY!" "LIKE HELL I CARE, IT GOT THAT DAMN NERD TO COME!" "So you planned to suggest that JUST SO YOU COULD YELL AT DEKU?!" "SHUT UP LADY, YOU DONT SCARE ME!" Madeline angrily grins menacingly. I start backing up and shivering a little. I had no idea Madeline, the top cleric in BRAINS could be so scary. I don't think things turned out well for anyone she has fought against on missions where she and I weren't during the same ones. I step away completely before she "kills" him. And then I find some non chaotic stuff going on. Ghost Gal and Blue Maiden are having a pleasant conversation. Playmaker is actually laughing at one of AI's jokes. Who'd have thought? Bray, Kaito, Incinerate, Judia, Trixie, and Akiza are handling security. Good thing too because the turnout was bigger than expected. A lot of chaos happened during it but it was overall a great party. I ended up talking with my 3 counterparts that are in BRAINS: Blaze, Kind Warrior Adam(who is finally on our side in BRAINS), and Lord Knight Swiftdrawer for a lot of it. Then, Blaze played the role of our version of Santa: Socialist Santa (Paws). After Blaze handed out gifts and such(no pictures though, we prohibited pictures for the event), a bunch of us including Blaze and I made a collective speech about Workersmas. We explained some socialist and anarchist ideas and why we created Workersmas.
Workersmas is a response to the capitalism of Christmas, Christmas being stolen from the Pagans by the Christians in many timelines, religious hypocrisy, the continued no limits celebration of it despite Covid in many versions of Earth, and my personal touch, my feelings about Christmas/my family. In Workersmas, Santa gives presents to all workers as something to cherish and to say thank you for surviving this far. The gifts Blaze gave out were mostly useful gifts like manuals on how to start unions and organize strikes. It's a time of fun but also unity, calling out oppression, and a commitment to change. After the speech, the party wrapped up 3 hours later with the alcohol long gone because Pirate Blaster sent it away after defeating Girag in a duel. I took the people I brought with me to their homes and returned to Miitopia knowing that I truly love my comrades. I got ready for bed, did some quick training, and mentally prepared myself for another day of battle against the Nazis. Outro: Well, this certainly turned out a way I didn't expect it too! But then again, I had no plan going into it. Well, not really. I just knew that I had to have things keep delaying the explaining of a lot of things. I rolled with that and that's just how it went. This isn't my greatest chapter ever written but it is fun and is just chaos incarnate. Even I don't know what happened with the Dukey situation after the party just yet. You'll see the Johnny Test characters again eventually. But they aren't exactly competent for fighting against much of anything outside of their universe because they're comedically flawed. But hey, the Johnny Test arc was fun. I'm going to add in some non white OCs who live in Porkbelly because there are so many damn white people in that show. And I'm white! Wow, how woke of me to say. That's the chapter, bye bye.