Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 10: Our 2 Year Anniversary

Date: Valentine's Day 2023

Now that we have successfully decimated most of the Nazi naval fleet, we've been able to spread out more, secure a tight grasp on Pizza Island, and start liberating more territory from our enemies. The Greenhorne Empire may be the next nation in Miitopia to completely fall to us but we will see. There's a lot of factors and things at play. Today, I'm part of a team being sent out to spread the cause. We'll fight if we have but the priority is to spread the word. Our numbers have grown enough for this to be possible to do without jeopardizing the entire movement. Even so, I remarked to others at base before leaving to go on the mission: "It may be Valentine's Day but survival is more important as is revolution and liberation. It's been 4 years since I became a furry, 2 since I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. I love him so very much. Part of the reason I give a damn and fight for what's right is because I want to see more societies where people like us are allowed to get together without fear. The Nazis will pay for oppressing so many as they have up to this point. Something even better than a valentine gift is a defeated group of Nazis. True liberation is sweeter than any chocolate. But we must not allowed ourselves to really ever enjoy killing. If we enjoy killing, we might lose sight of our goals and end up ruining ourselves in the midst of it. Our supply of MP candies allow us to bring back all of our comrades and anyone hurt by the Nazis despite not even being combatants. I'm going to leave now. To the Travelers' Hub. There's a tavern there that's been rumored to be a secret meeting place for our fellow workers in arms. It also is where much of the activity in the place happens. It will be dangerous but I'm prepared. Maybe I'll use a fake alias to accept bounties on our heads and use that as an excuse to get rid of the bounties and learn more about the enemy. I'll be back with a mission report ready to be written by the end of the day." With that, I don my new disguise: a brown cloak. It's become far more dangerous to go anywhere populated with what the Nazis have been up to.

I quietly walk to where I'm told the tavern is and in fact, find it. For now, I'm just going to blend in and put up some fliers when no one is looking. Later, I'll play the role of a bard and use that to spread the movement which won't succeed unless it's more popular than it already has become. Or at least, that's what the plan was. You see, something strange happened. I walk into the tavern and walk to the bar. Even when I turn 21, I have no intention of drinking any alcohol so ordering a simple water was easy and more than enough for me. As I sip my water, the bartender says: "Hey, I've never seen you before. What's with that cloak? You're making yourself look a little suspicious." Before I could answer, a hole in space-time opens up underneath me. I fall through it naturally and it closes right after me. I end up finding myself in the middle of the battle between the Avengers & co and Thanos and his forces. "Crap. Why did I have to end up here of all places and times? I was enjoying that mission of mine. Well, I might as well put the hood of my cloak down before taking it off. When I do so, I hear a familiar voice say: "Blaze?!" I was looking beyond me and now turn to the side: "Raven?!" To my surprise, he's the one who initiates a hug. Fighting takes place around us but in that moment, it's just the 2 of us. I hug him back: "Watch the armor. It's real and very tough. It's so good to see you again outside of our universe. I love you so damn much, Raven." "Blaze, you look so different here. I love you too, hun." "Aww. I've been through a lot but that doesn't matter right now. All I care about is that I'm with you right now. The love of my life, my amazing sweetie pie." I pull him into a kiss and we just share this long kiss. It felt amazing and right. I've wanted to do this for a long time. When we break from the kiss, I comment: "Damn, that was just what we needed. You mean so much to me, my love. I wish we could stay like this but we're in the middle of the battle at the end of Avengers Endgame. How did you get here?"

"It was so weird, hun. I went to sleep and then, I just woke up here and saw you." "I fell through a hole in space-time. The usual for me at this point. If you had the time to read my stories, you'd largely know exactly what I've been through if you managed to process all of the information okay. I support and trust you completely. How well are you taking all of this?" "..It's a lot to take in. I'm so overwhelmed." "I understand. Let's just stay here until Thanos and his army disintegrate. Or even longer or less than that. Basically, let's let you take all of this in slowly. It's a lot to digest for someone with ADHD like yourself." "Okay." We sit down on the ground even though he's only in pajamas so I make sure to keep my guard up while cuddling with him. We stay quiet even with everything going on around us. Iron Man blasting some robots. Stuff like that. But just as Thanos's ship gets blown up and destroyed by Captain Marvel, Raven says: "I think I'm good now." "Okay but we shouldn't get involved in the fight. If we do, I'll lose you because you're just wearing pajamas. I never ever want to lose you no matter how dangerous America is becoming for people like us. And if I fight, I'd cut right through many enemies and that might change how this battle ends. But I think you're going to need more time to take in what is happening. After all, we are in the middle of one of the best battles in the Marvel cinematic universe and you are a die hard Marvel nerd. I would tell you more about how Kang The Conquerer just showed up while myself and many others were trapped in the main Dragon Ball universe but that's a later thing right now." He looks on as the ship is all gone: "Yay. I need a few minutes. This is so awesome. I'm so overwhelmed at seeing all of this in person." We once again cuddle silently as things play out as they are supposed to. I guess the battle is so intense that no one has paid any attention to us. Otherwise, Raven would be urged to get the hell out of here and I'd be urged to help only to refuse because I won't leave my boyfriend and don't want to interfere. This isn't our universe, our problem, or our battle.

All of this would have happened with or without the battle against Gorganan and The Shadow or the ongoing conflict with Pmurt Nedib. So we just keep cuddling until Thanos and his army get snapped by Iron Man using the Infinity Stones. He sacrifices himself to pull this off. We weren't shown what happened immediately after so now's the time to get an idea of what happened. Raven looks ready to approach the Avengers. He stares over to the main Avengers with a somewhat focused look. However, I say: "We really shouldn't go meet them. Honestly, I just want out of here and to take you to Twisted Land so we can talk there. This isn't our universe to interfere in. Now if some enemy of mine came here, I'd stay and fight while also protecting you. You have no gear on despite the fact you were transported here." Before he can reply, I suspect that something might be wrong. After all, Shikamaru and I got sent to Universe 7 instead of Konoha and weren't able to teleport anywhere after that. As a test, I try to teleport to the Miitopia BRAINS base and back but nothing happens: "Damn it. I guess we're stuck in this universe. I don't know crap about building portals or anything like that so we'll need help." "What are you trying to do?" "I'm using this band here I have that is called Quantum Leap to try to get out of this universe but it just isn't working. It's an advanced piece of technology and yet it just won't work now. And to think, this happens on Valentine's Day at least for me, it's been 2 years since we first got together!" "Oh! It was Valentine's Day when I feel asleep." "This is one hell of a way to celebrate being together for 2 years as accidental as it is." Before he can reply, something big appears through a portal right above us and comes falling at a rate of acceleration of 9.8 meters per second squared. It becomes clear in a few seconds that that big something is Thanos. Or rather, the Thanos killed by Pmurt Nedib when he was merged with the 3 original members of the Akatsuki; Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan. I can tell because his injuries are familiar even from so high up compared to us.

"Crap! Raven, please close your eyes!" "Is that Thanos falling above us? It's really happening?!" "It's a long story. That villain I told you I created: Pmurt Nedib killed the Thanos that is falling above us. Wait, I already told you about this happening on Discord back on the 9th. So why do I bother saying it again? But seriously, close your eyes. It's about to get very gorey because I'm going to slice him up with my sword." He doesn't believe me for a brief second. Likely due to having been overwhelmed and probably having some trouble processing the fact that dead Thanos is poised to crush us at this very moment. He stated his excitement about the fact I was writing this scene on Discord back on our Earth so that's something else to consider too. Yay, complicated story stuff that breaks the 4th wall which technically doesn't actually exist at all. But I pull my sword out of its scabbard which is what I'm calling the sheath for now on because Raven pointed out in one of our Discord calls that sheath is so connected to furry NSFW. Besides, it matters not if I start calling it a scabbard. Scabbard is a cool word and I'm going to use it for now on just as I told him I would. Upon seeing my sword, he closes his eyes. I only have one chance to do this right. My attacks can't reach so high up as Thanos currently is. Just a few seconds and he'll be in range of my Great Infernal Tornado Slash which I actually won't be using. My decision on what to do was made in a split second. Being a warrior and then a knight for a sun total of over 4 and a half years has it's benefits. I wait a bit longer before jumping up and yelling which performing a holy crap ton of slashes: "We won't die here! Haaaaaaaa! Drawing Devastation! Take this! But why stop at one when I need to do several?! Drawing Devastation! Drawing Devastation! Drawing Devastation! Drawing Devastation! *huff* *puff*" A huge mess of Thanos's corpse is made. I've never cut up anyone or anything so throughly before now. Chunks of muscle, bone, etc go flying and I get covered in his blood and protect Raven from the same fate.

I'm forced to spit out some of the blood: "Bleh! Tastes like salt, sulfur, and iron at the same time! Please keep your eyes closed. I'm a mess now! What the hell!" I get out a Minecraftian sponge from my ender pouch which is coated in blood but was closed while I cut Thanos up into many pieces. With the sponge, I manage to get nearly all of the blood soaked right into it. With that done, I next pull out a handkerchief to wipe off as much of what's left as I can. I put the bloodied sponge and handkerchief away. You won't believe what kinds of random stuff I have in my ender pouch. After all that I've been through with so many others, we've learned the hard way to bring a lot of things in case the unexpected happens. My body is still somewhat feeling the effects of using potions, gear, and things I made while fused with Glitch to defeat them in our fight once our fusion was terminated. It's not near,y as bad now but it does hurt a little bit and I will die tomorrow night if I'm not healed before then. Nothing I can't handle besides the death part. In fact, I outright ignored it during the adventures to the Human Centipede 3, My Hero Academia, and Walmart controlled Earths. I'll give an update on what happened with that Walmart another time. Not today. "Raven, you can open your eyes now. *wipes chunks of muscle and bone that linger on me off* Just don't look down." He does so. Let's just say that he and blood don't get along. He is about to say something when Thor flies to us with his hammer. By this point, the damage he has sustained has resulted in blood that is now dry which is something my boyfriend should be okay seeing since it's dried and looks different. He has long dirty blonde hair, pretty tanned skin, blue eyes, a beard, silver armor, and a red cape(just like me). "I saw you cut up Thanos! Why is there a defenseless civilian with you? That's so reckless! Who the hell are you?" "I am Adam aka Swiftdrawer and Blaze. Don't blame me for this. I didn't sign up to be here, to have to cut up a version of Thanos who was killed by an enemy of mine over a month ago relative to my time, or be reunited with my lover!" "That civilian is your lover? There's no honor in this, you're a terrible lover!"

"And yet, you had to get fit again to stop this universe's Thanos. Are you trying to piss me off? You're almost succeeding at it. I don't allow myself to get offended that often. I'm pretty hard to piss off." "I don't care who you are! You don't pull something like that! For all I know, you could by lying." "Be reasonable. Is this the result of you getting beat the crap out of by Thanos?" "Blaze! You're so chill normally!" "Yes I am but we're not in our universe anymore. And here, I'm far less hesitant to show others what I'm made of. For your information, Raven and I were sent here for some reason. I was trying to do work to help takedown a bunch of Nazis with social and violent revolution." "I still don't believe you. You didn't do anything to help us when we needed it before Stark sacrificed himself to save the universe!" "Wait, you must be grieving." "I admit it. I am. That bastard Thanos! But I will not cry in the name of Asgard! You could be just another villain plotting to take over this universe!" "I'm not a villain. I'm not a hero. I prefer the terms anti-hero or vigilante as of right now. I've been fighting almost every single damn day for the past 3 months as Nazis have tried to kill me and all of my comrades over and over again." "Seriously?! What kind of universe do you live in? The Nazis aren't a threat anymore." "Oh but I bet they still are here as they are in Miitopia." My ender pouch starts vibrating. Chaos wants to come out. I get them out. Thor asks: "Why do you have some kind of animal toy with you?" "I am not a toy. I'm Chaos Wolg, a B Daman." Spiderman has joined us: "Is that a talking toy? That's different." I'm getting a headache: "Stop this! I can't focus when my head is pounding!" "Men are tougher than headaches! It's fine, calm down." "I'm a they, not a he." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "My human partner here is non-binary." "Oh. Non-binary. I forgot about that." "Good and I'm not a toy! Swiftdrawer! Show them all!" "You got it. Emblem Charge!" "Ultimate Devastating Crushing Bite!" "Forget the chant. Let's just show them the chaos." And just like that, a lot of marbles come out of the B Daman towards a nearby rock, smashing it to pieces.

Spiderman and Thor are speechless. Spiderman(Peter Parker) has his red and black spider suit on but his mask is not over his face, exposing his tan skin, brown hair, and so on. Soon enough, Raven and I are surrounded by all of the Avengers and some of them look ready to beat the crap out of us. Mostly me. Captain America steps up and gets Thor and Spiderman to step back. Just like those two, he's white. He's got his supersuit on which is literally a version of the American flag just as his shield is. He also has brown hair and I believe blue eyes too. "Who are you two? Why are you, a knight and a civilian in a pajamas together?" "I don't feel like explaining it right now! We're trapped in this universe and you are the damn symbol of a country I hate living in. That being said, I wish people like you were in charge of it." "Blaze!" "I know but I'm just really annoyed right now." Doctor Strange speaks up: "Why don't you just come with us? We'll talk somewhere else. Thor, Spiderman, Peter, Gamora, Groot, Rocket, Ant Man, Professor Hulk, and you know who else, come with me. You two come too." He opens a portal and after some time, Raven and I are with the main heroes of the Marvel cinematic universe. And I'm just livid right now. Too much crap to deal with in both of my lives. And as if that weren't enough, a bunch of my comrades end up falling through space-time holes too. I curse under my breath. "WHO THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU?! YOU BETTER NOT BE EXTRAS!" "Playmaker, where are we now?!" "I don't know, Ai. We appear to be in some kind of large room." "And the great Playmaker once again explains where we are! This is great!" "Can it, Brave Battler! You are such an annoying meatbag!" "Not again. This is such a drag. Let me guess, we're stuck here too. Give me a break." Vecter, Tron, and The Wacky Clowns are just laughing in amusement. But that laughter stops when all of the Avengers point their weapons at all of us.

"Come on Avengers, relax. We aren't here to invade your universe." "Shope, HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?!" "I thought Kevin or the Roach told you about Marvel. I guess I was wrong. It's pretty cool to be here. Relax, Zenblock." "LIKE I'LL RELAX EVER AGAIN WITH ALL THIS CRUD HAPPENING!" "YOU DAMN ALIEN EXTRA! SHUT THE HELL UP!" "Everyone, be quiet! Especially you, Bakugo! I won't be able to spend any time with my Sonic if you don't! I WILL USE MY HAMMER IF I HAVE TO!" "Relax, Amy." "Oh Sonic! I will relax and do anything for you!" Silence falls and a lot of sweat drops take place. Deadpool sighs. He has a red and black costume over his entire body with weapons on his back and a mask that has white over where his eyes are. "This is not what I signed up for, folks. Look, Iron Man's death doesn't affect me but this does. I know that you Avengers are sad that he's gone but right now, we gotta deal with this bullcrap." He then monologues to the audience: "Hello there, readers! Didn't expect me to show up like this, did you? Well, I hope you enjoy whatever this is. I think some of our new friends are psychotic but I'm sure it's fine and that we'll all 'get along' nicely. I'll play nice for now. Some of them look extremely dangerous to have as enemies. That's all, please continue reading on as this fanfiction continues being chaotic! Wait, someone isn't frozen in time? How is this possible?! I thought I was the only one able to monologue to the audience!" I reply: "I don't monologue verbally with the readers. I'm the writer. This story is mostly written from my perspective because my comrades and I have the worst luck when it comes to getting into weird interdimensional situations. Not my fault that things keep playing out this way. But seriously, this is rather annoying. I think I feel calm enough to explain things now. Now can you please end this so we can get back to myself and others getting unstuck from this damn universe?" "I'll do what I want. I kill anyone as I please and blah blah blah." "I know that but we won't make any progress if we just stay here." "Find. You're right. I'll undo this now." "Yay. I'm 'so' pleased."

Time resumes. Peter Quill replies: "Stop being an ahole, Deadpool." "Whatever, planet man. I'll do what I want." "Then why in Asgard's name are you still here?" "I can't exactly teleport or go through portals at my leisure. Now can I? Blame Strange. He dragged me into this." "Guys, stop fighting. You're making me nearly lose control of myself." "Maybe you shouldn't have merged yourself with Hulk then, Banner! You're such an Einstein! Is that the term? I don't know anymore. I only get some cultural references." "That's enough, Deadpool. As long as you're with us here, you're an Avenger so act like one." "Shut up the hell up, Fury. You know that I won't just do that because you said so." Thor slams his hammer into the floor: "That's enough! I'd like to start a new journey for myself and this is getting in the way! Stop fighting, all of you!" "Says the guy who exploded on that knight almost right away!" "Deadpool." "Thor." "Deadpool." "Thor." "Deadpool." "Thor." "Deadpool!" "Thor!" "Deadpool!!" "Thor!!" "DEADPOOL!!" "THOR!!" "Shadow Strangle Jutsu!" Shikamaru, known for saying what a drag more than usual as of late has had enough and manipulates shadows to bind their mouths shut. Peter Quill exclaims: "Just who are you all? What kind of powers do you have? If you're with Thanos, you're dead!" Gamora, a dark haired and green skinned former servant of Thanos replies: "They don't want to kill us, Peter. Well, except that blonde haired one who keeps calling others 'extras'." Spiderman says: "I'd like to finally know and understand who all of them are." I reply: "I'll start." Eventually, introductions are made and shared around so now everyone is at least somewhat familiar with those they hadn't met before until today. How helpful. However, it only temporarily stalled the arguments which heated back up almost immediately because of course they did. Raven says to me: "I don't know how to feel about this." "Me neither. My brain just is hurting right now. There's so much chaos and I just want to scream." And then, an all out series of fights start happening. Captain America keeps blocking with his shield Bakugo's attempts to blow him up with his Explosion quirk.

Spiderman is moving away from Amy's hammer. Knuckles and Professor Hulk are punching each other. Rocket, the talking raccoon like life form is shooting at Berserk Madeline. The normally calm and kind Miitopian cleric has been angered again. After a few minutes, some individuals die only to be brought back to life. Ai, the dark Ignis AI exclaims: "What are we in? Some kind of virtual world like Link VRAINS?" Doctor Strange replies: "No, we are not in a digital reality. This is a underground empty gymnasium." "Oh for crying out loud, will someone stop these fights?! Damn it. I'll do it myself." I rush towards Amy and pin her to the ground: "Calm the hell down. We'll all be stuck here forever unless we put our heads together to solve the problem and stop fighting with each other. We are getting nowhere with how things are going as of right now. Stop it and chill out." Next up, I perform a Snap Out Of It on Carlos and Madeline who stop fighting Deadpool and Rocket respectively. Shikamaru should have kept his hold on Deadpool and Thor for as long as possible. In time, the fights are all brought to an end by outside interference. Professor Hulk speaks up: "What methods of travel across universes do all of you know and use?" We don't tell them. We show them. Dominic creates a portal only for it to close right before his eyes. I try Quantum Leap again but nothing happens again. Kakashi, the copy ninja uses the special ability of his Sharingan to bend reality and enter another dimension. However, it doesn't work out at all so that's another thing that just won't work in this universe. Other methods are tried but I didn't see all of them. None of them succeeded but the Avengers did look impressed. Spiderman whistles: "That's very awesome! Damn, having so many ways to travel sounds nice!" Doctor Strange who has white and black hair, a red cape, and so on replies: "I have to agree. If your methods won't work, let's try our methods. Ant Man, open the Quantum Realm. Let's try your way first." Finally, they understand that we aren't here to hurt them. That's absolutely great. Ant Man who I didn't even see at all opens the Quantum Realm with a Quantum Tunnel and we're all urged to go inside. I couldn't even begin to describe the Quantum Realm.

We travel through it and eventually find various universes interwoven together because of how the Quantum Realm works. As a result, pretty much everyone is able to return to their universes. Now that's just anti climatic and too easy. Raven and I try to go back to the respective universes we came from but instead, we're just sent back to where all the Avengers still happen to be. "Oh look at that, your method almost completely worked, Ant Man! Congratulations, you nearly succeeded! Great job! I'm 'so proud'!" Ant Man is too small to even see at the moment. I guess he just wants nothing to do with what's going on. "Again, stop being an ahole." "Hahaha, I kind of like his attitude!" "You're not helping, Rocket." "Oh come on, don't you find him at least a little bit funny? Don't be like that, Starlord. What do you think, Groot?" "I am Groot." "See, he finds it funny." "..." Peter Quill has no words for the fact that the baby tree man thought it was funny too. Professor Hulk sighs: "And that leaves just you two.. Strange, you're up." Raven is ecstatic: "Holy crap! We get to go through one of his portals?! This is so cool!" "Damn it! Groot and Rocket made you stop taking this situation seriously. Yay! Well, it's okay to have fun as long as that fun isn't jeopardizing your safety. Cough cough, Covid pandemic being ignored, cough cough. I'm actually excited for this." We proceed to tell Strange what we know of where the universes of our Earth and Miitopia are located. We travel with him across many different universes but not a single one is either of the two we are looking for and we end up going in a full circle. The Avengers look very disappointed that Strange's powers didn't work to send us back either. Even after only 2 solutions from Avengers members, I've had enough: "That's it! Maybe my Quantum Leap band is dysfunctional due to all of the different forms of energy in this universe! There's the Infinity Stones for one assuming they haven't been completely destroyed thanks to Iron Man's sacrifice. Strange, Hulk, anyone else with scientific expertise, why don't you have a look at it and see if there's anyway you can fix or upgrade it?!" Deadpool shrugs: "That might just work. Please get this over with. I'd like to have something to eat and return to my regular life now, pissing off everyone around me and all that." Hulk/Banner accepts the device when I present it to him.

He spends a while talking to the other scientific intellectuals. During that time, I listen to a lot of banter and arguing around me but choose to stay out of it. Raven does too because as he explained, he doesn't want to mess with the heroes he loves so much. I completely understood what he was getting at and we went from there. Then, Professor Hulk gives him my band back: "We couldn't do anything to it that wouldn't break how it works. I'm sorry but we can't help you." "Damn it! Are we supposed to just stay here and do nothing now? Are there any other ways to travel between universes around here?" "There are but there is too much going on to do any of them right now." "Oh for crying out loud. I'm going to try something. This might work for it involves a power that connects all realities through those with creative minds. The ultimate power of imagination. Does anyone have some stuff that helps with eye issues such as straining and redness?" "Oh so you did have another way of traveling across dimensions this entire time, huh?! Real smart of you to wait until now to bring it up!" "Deadpool, I had very good reason! In this body, the power I can use to create things is limited. And if I were to die, I'd be able to actually use it to the max. However, that wouldn't be for very long and I've never manipulated energy to create a cut in time-space before with my power before. I'm not risking dying to do all that. Sorry." Hulk gives me some eye stuff: "Here you go. I so happened to have some on me." "Thank you so much. Now, watch and see what I can do! I activate my skill. Go, Artist's Eye!" My left eye turns pink and with it, I focus and concentrate with every fiber of my being to try to create a portal. When others get louder, I yell: "Shut up! I need full concentration to do this!" They don't listen so I just tune them out. Not what I wanted to do. It slowed my progress down but oh well. Several times during my attempt at making a portal, I had to stop to rest my eye or give it some eye drops or whatever. But still, I pushed on even beyond my daily limit for using Artist's Eye.

The price was severe pain and strain on most muscles throughout my body which served to help channel all of the energy I was using. And that's how I unlocked Artist's Eye stage 2. It helped me finish the portal which actually succeeded. However, my left eye would be firmly shut for the rest of the day as a result of all of that going on. My muscles were so spent but I ate an HP banana to fix that. "So this is it, then? I'll be back with others if some beings from outside your multiverse come to it and create problems for you. It's nice to meet all of you but right now, I'm more concerned about other things." "You're leaving already?! Oh come on, you were fun!" "That's a serious compliment coming from you, Deadpool. Unfortunately, the world I live in other than Earth is in grave danger because of some greedy Nazis just like said Earth. And I need to get Raven back to Earth. But before that, I'd like to take him on a date. I'm just going to leave with him now if he's okay with doing so. If so, you can just save your goodbyes for next time we meet. I'm just so over things right now. Ready to go, Raven?" "Umm.. I want to say goodbye to the Avengers before we go." "Alright then. The portal will remain stable for a few more minutes. We have time. I guess I'll do so as well." The arguments around us finally stop as we say goodbye to all of the heroes. Raven just like me is full of mixed emotions at the moment. We soon walk into the portal and head right into Twisted Land. I intentionally had us go to the area that was once Star Movie World. It's virtually all closed off at the moment. That won't remain the case forever. "Raven, welcome to Twisted Land, my love. There's no one here today because everyone who would be is helping fight in Miitopia. We have the entire park plus the water park to ourselves. I know how you are with haunted houses and roller coasters so we're just going to walk on the coasters and not enter the haunted houses."

He is shocked: "This is insane! And I'm overwhelmed again." "In that case, let's stand here so you can take your time soaking in all of this. Later, we'll have to seal your memory of all this stuff because we don't want to alter the future of our Earth. Who knows what the consequences of you remembering all of this would be. I don't want to find out personally." We stand there for about 20 minutes and then, he says: "I think I can handle it better now." "There's a lot to see so it will be best to take our time going through the park. There are places I really want to show you. I'm getting hungry. There are multiple places to eat: LaRosa's, Skyline Chili, Loco Bueno, Proud To Be Queer, Boardwalk Arts & Pizzas, Fill R Up, that Pink Penguins cafe I made, Adventure Eats, Action Town Bakery, that horror restaurant I created, and Crave Spiral Parlor." "Woah! You're like 'restaurants on deez nuts'!" "Dude, that is ridiculous! Hahahaha! How many deez nuts jokes are you going to make?" "That was so cringe for me to say. I can't anymore." "I guess it's time to find out how chaotic we are when together at last!" I lead him to Proud To Be Queer because he said: "We should go to Proud To Be Queer! It sounds even gayer than you said it is!" I have us take the least overwhelming route which requires me to teleport us to right where Neck Breaker's station is. From there, we turn and walk straight until we see the entrance of Action Town Bakery. From there, we turn left and go straight to enter Quickdraw Canyon. We go through it and go down some steps to enter Proud To Be Queer. But I don't want to skip over our conversation as we headed there. Once I teleported us to right outside Neck Breaker's station, I remark: "Oh, here's the ride that says breaks your neck but actually doesn't! Yay! Neck Breaker!" "How many roller coasters do you have here?" "I lost count." "I was about to make a sexual joke but I'm not going to say it."

"Why don't you just say it?!" "But you ruined it with your answer! I don't want to anymore!" "Okay. How many times are we going to go through making jokes like this?" I fart loudly: "Hahahaha, that fart was so loud! I heard it! And I didn't expect it!" "I always fart on video calls when you least expect it! Just wait until you hear the video where a YouTuber called 66Samus made Christmas songs with people's farts!" "Oh god! You already told me about that!" "Oh yeah!" "Things are always so chaotic on Recroom! You really should join if you get the space needed sometime!" "I use my phone's spare storage for recording batches of videos. I can't exactly do that. I could on my iPad but I'd have to delete some apps to do that. At least Recroom isn't Pokémon TCG Online with how much storage it sucks away. Wait, didn't I already say something like that?" "You did." "Well, crap. But anyway, we're in Quickdraw Canyon now. It won't be much longer now until we get to the gayest part of Twisted Land." "You're gay." "You're gay too!" "I'm more gay!" "Maybe! I don't fricking know!" "You're cute!" "You're cute too!" "I'm not cute! Actually, yes I am!" "We have so many run on jokes between us." "Yes we do! I can't wait to go to MassMOCA with you." "I can't wait either!" Raven pokes my nose: "Boop!" I poke his back: "Boop you too!" It continues on from there until we go into the restaurant: "Woah! This place is extremely gay!" "Not as gay as us though!" "True! What do you have here?" "If I remember right, a menu of foods that look incredibly gay together! Spaghetti and tomato sauce, blueberries, lemon pie, eggplants, and more!" "Ha, eggplant." "I know. But don't worry, it's not supposed to be sexual unlike sheath is apparently!" "Hun!" "What?!" He starts laughing: "I'm dying!" "Oh no! Should I call the uwubulance?" "Stooooopppp!" "Hahahaha! Let's be cliche and gay as hell by sharing a spaghetti like we're Lady and the Tramp because it is in fact on the menu!" "Oh! Let's get eggplants too! But how will you make the food without anyone else here?" "I'm going to put in as much skill as it takes to warm up a hot pocket. Get it?"

"You're going to warm it up?" "Yes! Follow me!" I lead him to the small kitchen for the small 2 floor gay restaurant. I open the fridge and get out a whole big plate of spaghetti: "Here we are! Now, watch the magic happen in the quantum microwave!" "What's a quantum microwave?" "You'll see!" I find said microwave and use it to heat up the spaghetti. It's done in 2 seconds and the spaghetti comes out steaming hot. I grab it with my hands: "Hot hot hot! It's so hot! I'm so glad I have my Swiftdrawer gloves on! Ow! It burns! It burns! Quickly! To the nearest table!" He opens the kitchen door for me as I swiftly carry the plate of spaghetti with both of my hands to the closest table. I set it down on there and speed walk back into the kitchen to grab some Twisted Land branded cups and fill em up with water from the sink that uses a tripwire hook as a faucet. That helped cool my hands down. Don't ask me how that faucet thing even works. Even I don't know. Might be related to magic. Don't know for sure. Whatever. I deliver the cups full of water to the table and then grab some actual eggplants which are in the fridge as well. I put them on the table and grab some forks and reusable cloth napkins: "Holy crap! You actually got eggplants! That's so gay!" "I know, right! That's the best part: the fact that it's gay! Oh no! The gaydar is detecting large amounts of gay! It's a me, Gayrio!" He face palms at my jokes: "Whhhhhhhyyyyyyy!" "Anyway, let's eat some spaghetti! I don't want the eggplants. Do you?" "I was joking about them." "I know! I'll just put them bac- *the eggplants randomly disintegrate* Nevermind. Let's just dig in." We do so and are obsessed with how good the spaghetti is. Just obsessed. We're completely focused on eating and sharing it to the point we accidentally slurp up the same spaghetti noodle before meeting in the middle. I bite down on it to split it up, finish my part of it, and kiss Raven on the cheek. He gets flustered but continues eating just as I do. Soon enough, we have finished it. "What do we do with these now?" "Don't worry. I know where they go." I take everything including the cups and put them in what looks like a trash can but is actually way better than one or a recycling bin. I don't need to go over them. I already said that they are so many in the Miitopia BRAINS base and explained what they do before.

I head back to him and we share another kiss but this time, it's quicker because we're both blushing. This is still new to us, okay?! I feel myself heat up due to how I'm feeling. "Uhh.. Let's get some ice cream at Crave Spiral Parlor. It's nearby. I think we're very slowly getting better at romantic things." "Umm. Okay!" I lead him to it but we walk in silence because we're still blushing and crap. However, that changes when Raven sees the inside: "This is amazing!" "Do you want me to make you some ice cream?" The rest of the date goes great. We spend several hours together. He ate an entire container of chocolate sauce to my amusement alongside some mint chocolate chip ice cream which I scooped up into a bowl for him. I had cookies n cream with a brownie and whipped cream on top. All pre prepared with ingredients created from air molecules or organic and ethical sources of stuff such as finely raised sugarcane. I showed him so much of the park. At We shared a very quick kiss before I used a copy of the scroll that I gave Shikamaru to seal memories on Raven. After that, I dropped him off on Earth and returned to Miitopia to continue my mission. The seal took effect after I left Earth. However, I forgot my brown cloak. That would end up being a mistake. See Miitopian Civil War Chapter 8 for more.

Outro: There you have it! It's not perfect or as chaotic as the last chapter but it is special. It celebrates the fact that Valentine's Day 2021 was the day Raven and I first got together. I love him so much. The premise of this lies in the fact I wanted to celebrate that and make something I know he'd absolutely love. He loves Marvel so I rolled with it and made sure to use memories of us goofing off as a major source of inspiration for the Twisted Land part of this chapter. I don't know when he'll get around to reading this. But that's okay. It only takes dedication and a few words to express love for the person who is the most important person to you. Gay love is real. Love is love. I hope to see ya around. Thanks for reading. And remember, I AM WRITER!