Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 11: Kaito Tenjo meets Doofensmirtz

Date: February 18th, 2023

*Random jingle music* "Dr. Faker's Heartland Tooower." *Jingle end* "Master Kaito." "What is it Orbital? Aren't you supposed to be babysitting your children with Lillybot?" "Oh don't worry about that, Roboppi and Ai have that covered!" "Those two? I don't think that's a very wise idea." "I made sure to promise to pound them if they try anything funny with our kids!" "Fine. But what are you doing here? We're conducting research on other dimensions and a shard of Barian crystal left over from when our world was merged with Barian." "Master Kaito, I hate to be a bother but can I help you with your research? Lillybot is proving to other litterbots that Yuma stinks at dueling right now and it's going to be awhile until that's finished!" "Okay. I'm the only one doing research here today. The others are investigating Duel Links again. What a mysterious virtual world that place is. Who made it and why does it connect several dimensions?" "Yay! Thank you for accepting my help! Thank you!" "Can you just get on it with it already? You know that I'm not a fan of being thanked for something." "Yes, Master Kaito.." "Good." The two start working together to investigate other dimensions from the laboratory they are in which is located inside of Heartland Tower, the center of Heartland City. It's perfectly calm and normal for awhile. Quiet and comfortable. That was until Yuma flies in from a far distance through projectile motion, crashing straight into the dimensional portal originally built to send Yuma himself to Astral World during the Barian Invasion of Earth. "Owwwwwwwww!" Yuma has a visibly big and red throbbing bump on his head: "Hahaha! Look at you, Yuma! You lost to my sweet Lillybot!" "Can it, will you, Orbital?!" "Do you want to go, Yuma?! You know that I can squish you like a bug if you make me mad, right?!" "Aaaaaaa! I don't want to deal with that again! I'm sorry, I promise I won't interrupt whatever you're doing like this or anger her like that ever again!"

Katori via elevator enters the laboratory: "Hey have any of you seen- ..YUMA! YOU DIMWIT!" Katori slaps Yuma on his right cheek, leaving behind a red hand mark in the process. "Ow! Katori! What was that for?!" "YUMA, HOW COULD YOU HURT LILLY'S FEELINGS LIKE YOU DID AND END UP LOSING TO HER EASILY IN A DUEL!" "I said I was sorry! I didn't mean it! I've just been itching for a duel for so long that I lost my nerve and snapped at her when I didn't really mean it!" "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BY NOW NOT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO YOUR HOUSE, AKARI IS WAITING!" She pulls Yuma into the elevator by the ear while glaring at him: "Ow! Ow! Stoooop! I can move on my own! Katori!" "NO!" As soon as Katori finishes pulling Yuma into the elevator with her, the doors of it close. And when they close, something happens that no one would be aware of until those investigating Duel Links returned to the lab later. Energy stored up inside the now destroyed portal leaks out of it. This causes a dimensional rift while the battle over two Danvilles was wrapping up with a portal between them still open. The rift sucks in Kaito and Orbital 7 immediately before either of them could even react. Seconds later, they find themselves somewhere not familiar to them but certainly familiar to some of you readers. *Jingle music* "Doofensmirtz's Good Incorporated." *Jingle end*

"Where in the world are we now?! This isn't Heartland! I don't detect any duel disk signals besides faint ones of ones that were here days ago!" "Orbital, we're in another dimension. Question is: what other dimension are we in now anyway?" Security alarms start blaring and Doofensmirtz's robot Norm appears: "Oh look, the security alarm is going off and we have intruders! Dad, come see!" Doofensmirtz who was in another room does so: "Norm! What did I tell you about dealing with intruders?" "Destroy them with one of your Inators?" "Just how much short term memory loss do you experience? No, you hug them and bring them to me! If they're hostile, we fight them. If they aren't, we offer them some of my cookies!" "But dad! I run on squirrel power and your cookies taste awful! No one has ever enjoyed them!" "Maybe I should find you a new power source. Forget the cookies. Just do it already!" "Sure thing, dad!" Norm tries to hug restrain Kaito and Orbital: "You'll have to do much better than that to catch me." "Don't you dare try that again or else you will face my rage!" "Dad! Little robot scary!" "What are you complaining about, Norm?! He can't hurt you! You're 2 stories tall at least! He's puny!" "WHO YOU CALLING PUNY?! I'LL SHOW YOU PUNY, HUMAN!" Orbital 7 reveals his nasty and dangerous side, growing so tall that he towers over Doofensmirtz and is near eye level to Norm. Both his hands are now red violet drills that are spinning. "I'LL CRUSH YOU FLAT AFTER I DESTROY YOUR ROBOT FRIEND! SAY BYE BYE!" Nearby, an elevator door opens to reveal Vanessa and Candace.

"Thank you for taking me here, Vanessa. After learning that Dr. D is my brother's dad when I already knew he's your dad, I just had to know more about him." "It's no problem. I had to run an errand to him and I'm staying the night here anyway. Hard to believe this place was trashed several days ago when my dad's doppelgänger invaded this dimension again." "I know, right?! Some of those who helped us gave me some sinister vibes." "I felt that too. Almost like some of them harbor a lot of hatred towards something- WHAT THE?!" "Vanessa! Oh and Candace too. This is not what you think! Everything is perfectly under control here! There's no need to worry! When this is over, why don't you two join Norm and I to eat some of my cookies with glasses of milk?" "Are you sure this is okay, dad? FYI, your cookies are horrible. We'd be better off starting from scratch with some new cookies." "Yes, this is fine! Everything is all good here! You two can just relax in the living room? There's no need to make more cookies! And don't worry, Perry the Platypus isn't going to show up to beat me up. I keep telling you this because you keep forgetting that we're no longer nemesis's." "I'LL SHOW YOU THINGS ARE FINE!" Orbital 7 is about to destroy Norm when Kaito yells: "Stop it, Orbital! I can tell they're not like the Barians or Obelisk Force." "NO, I'M ANGRY AND WON'T STOP!" Kaito tries to use what he can to stop Orbital but nothing works at all. Not even the glowing red things that he's used to force people to duel him as a number hunter. And then, he gets an idea: "Orbital! I challenge you to a duel! If I win, you will stop this but if you win, you can destroy this other robot." "MASTER KAITO?! You'd duel me?!I've always wanted to know how much of a chance I stand against you! I accept! You live for now, weird robot and cookie loving pharmacist!" "Hey! Why does everyone still think I'm a pharmacist? For the last time, pharmacists aren't the only ones who wear lab coats!"

Kaito and Orbital activate their respective duel disks which are both heart shaped due to being Heartland City duelists. Or rather, that would be the case if Kaito didn't insist on keeping his Xyz dimension duel disk as he does still live 2 lives in 2 dimensions after all. "Let's duel!" "Don't get in our way, pharmacist and weird robot! I'll go first! I draw!' I'm not going to bother recounting the entire duel in detail. I will just show some of the highlights. "With these two monsters, I build the Overlay Network! I Xyz summon! Googly Eyes Drum Dragon!" "You still use that monster? That takes me back. You almost had Yuma with that Googly Eyes." "That was so disappointing! I'm not done! I set the Pendulum scale with scale 1 Super Defense Robot Wolf and scale 9 Super Defense Robot Lizard!" "I now overlay my 2 Super Defense Robot Leos in order to build the Overlay Network! I Xyz summon! Why stop at one Googly Eyes when you can have 2?! Come forth, Googly Eyes Drum Dragon! I activate Card Of Sanctity! It lets us draw until we have 6 cards! I activate Wolf's Pendulum ability! By banishing 2 monsters from my graveyard, I can special summon 2 monsters from my hand! I special summon 2 Super Defense Robot Panthers! I overlay with those two! Thanks to the extra monster zone, this is possible! I Xyz summon a 3rd Googly Eyes!" "Very impressive but it won't be enough!" "Did you really think I would go easy on you, Orbital! I activate Neo Galaxy Cipher Dragon's effect! Since your Googly Eyes has already lost their abilities thanks to Neo Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon's Photon Howling, I have a stronger field which will only get stronger. Now go! Cipher Assimilation! Your first Googly Eyes transforms into a Neo Galaxy Eyes Cipher Dragon on my field! You may have 2 more of them but now, you lose!"

"Go, my dragons! Attack Orbital's monsters and then his life points directly!" "Not so fast! I activate Mirror Force!" "I activate Seven Tools Of The Bandit! I pay 1000 life points to negate your Mirror Force! It's over, Orbital!" "Noooooooo!" Orbital's monsters are destroyed and he is sent plummeting from Doofensmirtz's building. "Orbital!" "Don't worry, I'll get him!" "Norm, what are you doing?!" "Saving a mean robot!" "Ugh fine. Just don't destroy yourself or overwhelm the squirrel inside of you who is providing you the power you need to function properly!" "Don't worry dad, I got this!" Norm activates robot boosters that are in his feet to swoop down amd catch Orbital. However, he fails to catch Orbital and loses control, crashing straight into a nearby building, causing it to start to collapse. Fortunately, another rift opened to spit out Deku, Uravity, and Creati. Orbital continues falling: "Aaaaaaaa! Oh wait, I can fly! Time to spread my wings!" He activates his wings and flies back up to the floor the others are on. As for Norm, he was completely destroyed and the squirrel inside of him got away before the building crushed his broken body. Doofensmirtz looked down and saw all of this happen: "NOOOOOORM! NOOOOOOOOO!" The UA students who just showed up in Danville unintentionally save everyone who was in the building and kept everyone from being injured or killed. "Uraraka, Yaoyorozu. Did we get everyone?" "Yes we did! We were awesome!" "Yeah, we did. Now to figure out how to get home. My band isn't working and we're in a dimension unknown to us." The people they saved crowds around them: "Thank you for saving us! That was unbelievable! You evacuated all of us quickly and safely! You're heroes!" "You don't have to thank us. This is just what we do. Wish we could stay but we're lost and need to find our ways back home."

"Hey you three! Where do you live? You're from Japan, right? I call tell by your accents. I've memorized the entire country's geography! I can help you!" "No thanks, that won't be necessary. We have a better idea now where to go than when we got here now. Thank you for the offer but we must get going." Kaito recognizes them from even as high above as he is. He spotted them by joining Doofensmirtz in looking down: "Orbital, I need you to run a scan of a kilometer radius around us immediately!" "No! I refuse!" "If you won't do it, I will make you!" "Master Kaito! Don't hack my system, it's ticklish!" "Then stop being so defiant!" "Never! Maybe it wasn't such a bright idea to change my programming so I didn't have to obey your every command!" "No Orbital, it was necessary to work towards a better future for everyone. For the first time in a long time, I was able to smile thanks to Yuma and Astral. Now, I fight for better lives for all where we aren't forced to destroy enemies and children like Haruto won't have to suffer." Kaito and Orbital end up fighting each other while Doofensmirtz eats one of his terrible cookies and despairs about Norm's death. Candace and Vanessa try to talk to him but he ignores them. Kaito is only trying to grab Orbital who is attacking him. It takes awhile but Kaito wins after Orbital gives him a headache from yelling so much constantly and aggressively. He immediately hacks into Orbital's mainframe: "Hahahahaha! That tickles! Please stop it, Master Kaito! I can't take this!" "I'm going to do this whether you like it or not, Orbital!" After some time, he succeeds and gets Orbital to run a scan of Danville for those he recognized. "So Deku, Creati, and Uravity are here too. I don't know much about them besides their accomplishments. This should be interesting. I'm leaving to bring them here, Orbital. Don't follow me or do anything else rash today." Orbital doesn't reply as Kaito teleports away to their last location only to find Orbital with him.

"Orbital! What did I tell you?!" "We're in another dimension, aren't we technically investigating it?" "Orbital. Stop this. Let me do what I'm trying to do here. Go back there, apologize to that man in a lab coat, and leave me alone while I take care of this." "No! I won't! I'm staying here and will follow you until the end of time, Master Kaito!" "Beat it now or I WILL turn you into scrap metal!" Kaito runs off at high speed but Orbital easily matches his speed. As a result, Kaito kicks him and sends him flying: "Master Kaitooooooooooooo! I'm lonely without Lillybot! I just wanted someone to hang out with! I'm hanging out with you whether you like it or not! I'm coming back to you and you can't stop me from doing that this time!" Just like Norm, he has rocket boosters. He uses them to propel himself forward to again match Kairo's speed. The number hunter isn't normally one to be annoyed easily but by now, he's irritated: "Orbital! That's it. I'm done with this. You're going to get scrapped now." He grabs Orbital with ease and reveals his real physical strength. With all the secret intense training he had done both recently and as a young child, he has surmounted excellent strength over time. By merely using his hands, he rips Orbital apart. Several minutes later, Orbital is just a bunch of scrap metal with a Barian crystal lying in the midst of it. While it may not seem like he did, Kaito let a few tears drop from his eyes before picking everything up and putting it all in his own ender pouch. He then finds the 3 hero course students wandering around Danville. "Oh hey there! Isn't your name Kaito? What are you doing here in this dimension?" "The same as you. You can't get home either. I can tell, Deku. Come on, let me take you somewhere that's safe." The 3 agree to this so he takes them to Doofensmirtz's tower despite the fact Kaito barely talked to him so far.

Doofensmirtz sees them: "Oh hey, you brought more strangers. Who are you, anyway? I might as well ask since you tried to stop your robot friend from causing trouble. Even though you were partially responsible for Norm's death, I still want to be nice to you. I don't believe in revenge anymore so make yourselves at home. That includes you three too." Kaito, Deku, Uravity, and Creati introduce themselves. Doofensmirtz is speechless: "What?! You're from other dimensions! That's crazy! I wish Norm were here to hear this too but by now, he's beyond repair and the squirrel inside of him is gone!" Kaito sighs: "I can help you rebuild him if you help me rebuild Orbital. He may be annoying but he is reliable most of the time." "I'm not going to ask what happened to that hothead. Let's get to work. But first, we need to retrieve what's left of Norm and Orbital." "Orbital is already covered." "With our quirks, we've already gotten Norm's parts up here for you." "What?! That's insane! That was so fast!" "As heroes, we have to act fast. We're trained to be." "Oh okay. That makes sense. If you can't help us rebuild them, you can join my daughter Vanessa along with my stepdaughter Candace." None of them can so they join those two who are in the kitchen trying to make decent cookies: "Candace, what can you do in terms of making cookies? I've never done it myself." "Oh yeah, my mom taught me a few things years ago and I've made some cookies for parties like after Jeremy and I got married." "I still can't believe you got him to marry you. You had a complete crush on him 10 years ago!" "Yep! That was me." "Hey.. Uhh, can we join you in here? There's not much we can really do here to be honest. There aren't any villains around to take down anywhere near here." "Who in the world are you guys?"

The 3 introduce themselves again: "Oh so you're heroes in training? That's so cool! I would have tried to bust my brothers if they did anything like you all do when I was a teenager. But that's in the past now. As you can see, we're making some cookies. Do you want to help us make them?" "Why not, sounds fun!" "I'm fine with whatever Deku wants to do!" "Cookies? Could you give me the recipe? I could make the ingredients with my quirk." "Hey Vanessa, is there a recipe?" "I thought we were going to make it from scratch without help. The only recipe in here is dad's cookie recipe. It's there taped on the fridge." They all look at it. "You know, my dad's recipe doesn't look so bad after all. But I'm not an expert at cooking. Ferb would know if he were here but he's busy tonight. I heard Phineas and the others are too." "Vanessa, I don't think it looks so bad either. What do you 3 think?" "It looks okay to me. Can't be worse than the disaster frozen breakfast I had with Gran Torino." "I don't trust it but if Deku's fine with it, I'm fine with it." "I wish Sado were here with us. He'd know if this were good or not. Oh well. Let's just try our best with what we have! Let's make some cookies!" Creati creates the ingredients and wows Candace and Vanessa. But then the calm that settled in gave way to chaos once again. Candace was the only one who knew what she was doing. The others, not so much. Kaito and Doofensmirtz were doing well with the rebuilding of their robots but Kaito was annoyed again. Doofensmirtz wouldn't stop rambling on. But that was nothing compared to what was going on in the kitchen. "Wait, since when was seaweed an ingredient?!" "Did none of us notice that ingredient?" "It's too late now, we can't get it out." "I don't have anymore fat lipids to create things with! This is all we got besides whatever ingredients are in the fridge!"

"This is so annoying! I'm about ready to yell for Phineas and Ferb to help fix this disaster!" "What's happening to the cookie dough? The more we mix in, the more it glows! Why is it glowing?" As they talk, weird things happen around them. Things begin floating but they keep on trying to save the culinary disaster that hasn't even been cooked yet. It just keeps worsening from there. "You aren't supposed to throw the entire container into the cookies! Now, it'll all taste like paper and all sorts of other things! That's not good! Why did you do that, Vanessa?!" "I got nervous with what's going on! That's all!" "Deku! I don't think you're supposed to put the entire egg in, shell and all! Why is it dissolving into the dough? Just what are we creating?! Why am I seeing things?" All of them start having hallucinations that cause them to make their doughy disaster even worse. They didn't realize that because they were of course seeing things that aren't of their reality including a random zebra or something who keeps calling Candace "Kevin" whenever he shows up. As if that weren't enough, utensils and more are making their way inside of the dough which might as well have a mind of its own. Doofensmirtz goes in there for a break due to sweating heavily. He ignores what's going on and eats one of his cookies. "Mmm. These cookies are so good! I still don't understand how nobody besides me likes them! It doesn't make sense! In retrospect, other people have different tastes than I do in food and vice versa. Oh well. More for me I guess since even Norm doesn't like them. Speaking of Norm, he's fixed but there's no more energy source for him. Hey, is that cookie dough over there? *clearly doesn't see the others* Let me split it up and put it in the oven. I'll have to thank whoever made this batch of cookies for me. This dough looks solid! I can't wait to try this batch! I wonder if it'll be even more than mine! Wait, that's not possible. There's no way they're better than mine."

The others snap out of their trance. "*unison* DON'T BAKE THOSE!" "What are you talking about, those cookies look fine to me. *splits the dough up into a bunch of cookies on a tray* One of you please let me know when they're done. *puts the tray of cookies in the oven* I wonder where my kitchen utensils went. Oh well. Back to work. Orbital 7 shouldn't take much longer to rebuild. *ignores pleas to take the cookies out of the oven* It's so interesting to learn about the robots of other scientists." He walks off. "Get back here, dad! You can't cook those cookies!" "If you won't get them out, we will!" Doofensmirtz enters the next room over and the 5 try to get the cookies out of the oven but to no avail. "Damn it! It won't budge! If this won't work, I'll have to open it with force! *mentally* One For All! 20%! *loudly* Take this!" He pulls with all of his might but it still doesn't budge. In response to this, he gets ready to destroy it: "We have to stop these cookies from cooking by any means necessary!" "What are you doing?!" "Vanessa! We must destroy the oven! It's the only way now!" Hard to believe that all of this is essentially Yuma's fault of all people. "Deku! I don't think that's a good idea!" "We've faced much worse, Uraraka! This is nothing compared to Tomura Shigaraki and Overhaul!" He delivers a straight kick to the oven which breaks it. It stops functioning and breaks apart, sending the cookies flying across the floor. But it still wasn't over. The cookies are still cooking somehow and they all have sinister eyes embedded in them. "Let's get out of here! It feels like the entire kitchen is going to explode!" Candace doesn't move but the others do. Vanessa drags her along: "Come on, Candace! It's not safe here anymore!" "But those cookies! They're so memorizing! I want to watch them cook, they're so weird and fascinating! Hehehehehehe!"

The woman stands her ground and refuses to move firmly, forcing Vanessa to give up on her. They retreat to the same room Doofensmirtz and Kaito are working on rebuilding Orbital. "Vanessa! Everyone! Be quiet! We're working here! What are you doing in here?" Vanessa explains as the rest silently panic and tremble in place. "I don't believe that! Is this some sort of prank? I'm going to go look!" Doofensmirtz puts his tools down and walks back into the kitchen. "Everything seems fine in here to me." The kitchen is literally on fire. Candace is just standing there with a lack of self preservation. "What are you doing, Candace? I thought you and the others were making cookies!" "So fascinating." "I don't know what you're looking at but I'm going back to work. *thinks the floor is a table" Since when did we have such a big table? *sees one of the new cookies which is now pitch black with several real eyes on it* Oooo, table cookie! Don't mind if I do!" He takes a bite out of it. Doofensmirtz instantly dies, causing the entire fabric of reality to collapse. This kills virtually every living creature in the entire universe in the blink of an eye as all there is left is Doofensmirtz's own terrible cookies and Norm who has somehow woken up despite not having a power source anymore. "Dad must have fixed me! I feel better than ever before! I knew he would save me! Dr. D is the best dad anyone could ever ask for!" Norm notices the complete lack of everything: "Where did everyone go? Is this a surprise party for me? *notices the cookies* Why would dad leave these here visible to me? Is this also a trick where there's a reward for me falling for it? Let's find out! *eats cookie* I'm losing functionality! What's going on? This is no surprise party! What is it then?" The fabric of reality is instantly repaired, restoring everything to what it was before, even bringing Doofensmirtz back to life immediately.

"I feel as though my very life was taken just now. I wonder what that was about. I can't believe that someone other than me got the recipe for double chocolate chip cookies right! There wasn't even enough chocolate for me to mix some in with the dough itself before inserting chocolate chips! They smell so good! *They smell horrible* Vanessa! Everyone! You gotta try these amazing cookies!" The others, even Kaito come in out of curiosity only to find Doofensmirtz about to eat a floor cookie and Candace and the kitchen on fire. Deku puts the fires out by generating immense wind power using his quirk. That solves that problem. "Even you came in here, Kaito! I'm surprised! Now come try these cookies from this giant table we have now apparently!" "Dad! That's not a table! That's the floor!" "Now its not! It's a table!" "How delusional have you gotten this time?! It's the floor!" "Table!" "Please just trust me as your daughter! I just want you to be safe and happy, dad!" "No, don't hurt me, Vanessa! Don't try to attack me! Stop it! Get away! These cookies are delicious! Try them please!" Doofensmirtz takes another bite and the same sequence of events happens. Then it happens again because he's stubborn. "I feel like we all just were born again! Try the cookies, please! You owe it to whoever made them!" "We made them!" "At least you recognize that you didn't make them!" "That's not what I said!" "Stop saying the obvious! Of course that's what you said, you didn't have to tell me that that's what you said!" "*Vanessa realizes the problem* You're not not thinking straight!" "What do you mean I'm not thinking straight! I'm perfectly rational now that I have given up my evil ways for a better life!"

In the shadows of the building, a man who hasn't been seen anywhere in a very long time is present. He wears a black cloak with yellow markings like the markings of the monkey carving from the Nazca Lines in Peru: "So the Minus Curse has evolved very well, I see. Soon, all of these mortals will be ripe and perfect to be sacrificed to revive the Earthbound Immortals! It was I who manipulated events to play out this way! As stated in that recipe, there's a special kind of seaweed! That seaweed is infused with the power I still have left as a Dark Signer! They thought they killed me when I was defeated but little did they know a god known as Don Thousand would save me from death. I must stay hidden until the time is right. For now, I will return to Don Thousand." The individual disappears immediately after that. "Dad, I'm not telling you! You don't have some sort of thing going on that makes you delusional. I'm lying." "Where's your proof then?" "There's nothing on your back that I can see." "There's something on my back?" "No." "Okay, I'll look." He grabs something: "What is this thing?" "It can't be the cause of what's causing you to be so delusional today." "It might be the cause of all of this?! I don't believe it!" "No, you're wrong now." "Help me get this off of me!" "No way, I won't do it." "Thank you for helping, Vanessa!" She gets and breaks the Minus Staff as it's pulled out of Doofensmirtz: "Bleh! What is that taste in my mouth?! Now those floor cookies look awful! I can't believe I ate one! I think I have to hurl. That's so unlike me. I thought someone my age doesn't do that but I guess I was wrong." He runs to the bathroom. The remaining floor cookies grow legs and scream: "EAT US!" "*unison* NEVER!" Beating them back is so easy that conversation just happens in a different kind of chaotic hangout way.

"This day has been so strange. First we were training then we were here and everything that is happened so far has just been out of our world." "It feels as though this is only the beginning. I'm going to be cautious even when we do manage to completely repair Orbital. I hope that this time he's a little less annoying to deal with on a regular basis. I chose not to further alter his programming. Orbital is his own robot even though I created him in the first place." "Something tells me that there was a dark presence nearby a few minutes ago. I wonder what this means." Soon enough, all of the cookies have been defeated. What they didn't see was a man whose face is half covered in bandages as are his arms throw kunai tagged with the Minus Curse. The kunai hit each and every one of them. That man was Danzo who is supposed to be dead now. After his actions, he returns to wherever he came from to pull this off in broad daylight like that. Now Doofensmirtz is the only one without any delusions. But he's still in the bathroom throwing up so he won't be of much help for awhile. This is a huge emergency. "Table cookies! Let's enjoy them and thank whoever made them!" "I don't eat sweets but I will this once. I'm interested." They all eat a floor cookie and die, causing the fabric of reality to unravel again. However. Norm eats another terrible Doofensmirtz cookie and that undoes all of that stuff. When that's over with, the 6 decide to try some of Doofensmirtz's terrible cookies. They thought they were absolutely delicious and were oblivious to the fact that they were visibly throwing up. Eventually, Doofensmirtz emerges out of the bathroom and sees a lot of throw up in the kitchen.

"What in the?! They must have all eaten one of my cookies! Noooo! What's even worse is that they're delusional and trying to play with each other but failing while being so happy! My cookies are terrible! I must have been under whatever that was to some extent for a while!" He notices the others have Minus Staffs in them too so he carefully removes them without getting covered in throw up. Once this task is done, they all head straight to the bathroom. The scientist sighs: "Today has been a truly strange day. The battle yesterday was wild enough but this has gotten completely out of hand. Someone has to stop whatever this is and I guess that someone is me." But then, it starts raining bodies. Out of nowhere, 5 individuals show up from somewhere with 4 of them taking turns singing a song called It's Raining Bodies. The 5th individual gets Doofensmirtz to join them in improvising the song, causing it to go on much longer than at a certain convention in Indiana towards the end of August 2022. The others get out of the bathroom and watch as Doofensmirtz sings. "Dad, what are you doing?!" "Bodies falling on bodies. It's raining bodies on top of bodies in bodies to bodies into space bodies rotting into bodies falling on bodies." It continues on as something like that for a while until a lot more bodies start falling from the sky. But suddenly, something else happens elsewhere in a timeline where these strange events never happened. Or so it was thought as all of them were randomly teleported back to their homes somehow and knocked out instantly before time rewound right to that morning in the most complex and confusing time-space incident that BRAINS had ever documented up until that point.

Those most involved in the incident found themselves going about the same day as in their dreams. Or at least, that's what they thought they were. Things happened the same way until Kaito and Orbital(who was fixed by the rewinding of time) were once again in Danville. Kaito looks around: "This place looks familiar. Orbital, scan for Doofensmirtz." "No need, Master Kaito. He's real and over there watching some movie in another room." They go join him in watching whatever it was because they had a strange sense of familiarity with him. Candace, Vanessa, Deku, Uraraka, and Yaoyorozu also end up joining them. The strange sense of familiarity causes all of them to ignore each other and focus on the movie being played. Doofensmirtz pauses it briefly after some time: "I love this movie I just got today! It's so much like the dream I had I just had to build a Inator to enhance the quality of it! So much so that we can enter the movie if we really want to! Isn't that great?!" "You had that dream too, dad?!" "Vanessa?! You had it as well?!" "I did too and I'm not blaming this on Phineas or Ferb! They aren't responsible for that dream! I know it! Did anyone else?" They all did, even Norm: "I think I had what you call a dream, dad." "Since when do you dream? Oh well. So.. Does anyone want to go into the movie. I'm going to go in there with the remote ready to unpause it at any time!" No one says no to that: "Okay now that that's settled. Let me tell you how to enter. All you have to do is touch the screen. The TV will expand enough to fit you inside of it. Just walk inside and you'll be there in the movie!" "*unison* Let's do this." Doofensmirtz makes Norm go in first. He does so reluctantly only to get excited when he successfully gets inside the movie. The others follow him inside the movie.

Once inside, the movie is unpaused and Doofensmirtz tries to pocket the remote only for it to turn into dust. He turns around and is shocked at what he sees only to be sent flying into his movie counterpart's body. The 2 bodies merge as one. He looks back again even so: "First of all, why am I in this body? Second of all, bodies are falling at a greater rate that ever, third of all the TV we went through is here, and last of all, this is no movie! Where were we then before?" Kaito and the others get Doofensmirtz away from the people who showed up due to raining bodies. Orbital speaks up: "I'm detecting that we were in a new dimension that is currently collapsing in on itself! It's fading to black on the TV!" "Norm! Check the TV for any DVDs or tapes that may be inside of it at the moment!" "I will do so, dad! Please be proud of me, it's all I ever really wanted!" "Maybe someday, maybe today. I don't know!" Norm looks down, sad that Doofensmirtz isn't proud of him yet. But he still checks the TV and instantly feels better: "Dad! There's a old fashioned movie tape inside of it! I'm ejecting it now!" Norm hands the tape to Doofensmirtz who reads the title: "Ha I Trick You, You Were Trapped In My Temporary Movie Dimension If You're Reading This Title I Am Surprised That You Managed To Escape Despite The Power Of Acting & A Blockbusting Budget and Movie Studio" "Who in the world would do such a thing? Sounds like someone who has too much free time. In retrospect, me saying something like that says something since I have way too much free time now that my students are on a week long break from school." Suddenly, the smell of burning cookies and bodies fills the air: "I thought we were done with the cookies! Candace, dad, are you two feeling any different right now?" They shake their heads no.

Everyone breathes a sigh of relief that is followed by another one when all of the bodies that rained down from the sky just vanished into thin air like it was no big deal. With the bodies gone just like that, all that's really left to investigate is the TV and smell of burning cookies. They cautiously head into the kitchen together where they are eaten by a giant charred cookie that has many malevolent eyes on them and is literally on fire at the moment. In the stomach, they try to figure out ways to escape from their most strange place of captivity. But nothing comes up for awhile. They're in there for so long that chocolate stomach acid is on the verge of starting to digest them. "You know, if I had a dollar for every time something unusual like this happened, I'd probably have enough money to bribe this cookie to let us all out. Maybe I'm exaggerating. It's hard to remember sometimes. I've lived through most of my life including several life crisis's already." Before all hope is lost, a miniature version of the galaxy eating Popcorn Monster eats a hole large enough for everyone to escape. Once they do, the mini Popcorn Monster eats the giant creepy cookie and burps loudly. Orbital is so thankful: "Thank you for saving us! Wait, you're THAT Popcorn Monster. Why did you help us." The monster simply says slowly and awkwardly before disintegrating into nothing: "Hungry." With that done, that was it for the cookie situation. The remaining cookies were destroyed and everyone ended up baking a new none disgusting or cursed batch of cookies. Kaito wanted no part in it but the others convinced him to help. But before he did, he made Orbital give up a small piece of his power source: the previously mentioned Barian Crystal to Norm. Orbital did so reluctantly but became happy once he saw Norm let go of the squirrel inside of him who was put back in him due to the time rewind. Now Norm will run forever much better,

Together, everyone worked together to make some nice, fresh, and delicious cookies. The only reasons Doofensmirtz's cookies were disgusting was because of that seaweed ingredient which was not added this time and his poor cooking skills in general. The only time he was good at culinary stuff was when he used his age accelerating Inator to curdle some milk into special Drusselsteinian cheese typically aged for 50 or so years. With all of their help, cookies tasting so good that villains fighting the Avengers in this world's New York City instantly changed their ways and surrendered peacefully were made. But when each of them took a cookie and ate one to try them(even Kaito who you would never see anywhere near a candy store if it weren't for his younger brother), one last strange twist happened. Doofensmirtz, Norm, and Vanessa were sent to the living room couch. Candace was sent home. Deku, Uraraka, and Yaoyorozu were returned to where they were each training. Kaito and Orbital returned to the lab late at night only to get tackle hugged by Yuma: "Hey! I'm so glad you're alright!" "I don't care if you care that I'm alright, Yuma! You're so rude to Lillybot!" "Wait, you're still mad about that?! Gotta run!" "Oh no you don't! Get back here so I can pound you, you little pest! Who's the midget NOW?!"" "Orbital, that's enough. Let's go home." "Yes, Master Kaito.. But remember this, Yuma! I'll get you for what you did someday!" Deku found himself right when and where he was before he was sent to Danville by some unknown force or individual. "HEY DEKU, WHY THE HELL DID YOU VANISH FOR A SECOND?!" "I don't know, Kacchan.." Uraraka is questioned by Froppy when she returns. And I don't know what happened with Creati. My skills wouldn't let me find out just yet.

Candace scared Jeremy and their children when she appeared in their house out of nowhere. Vanessa went to her room and decided to tuck in Norm when it was time for bed. Besides that, she and her dad spent time together trying to figure out what happened. BRAINS launched an investigation and I managed to give all the information I was able to get with Artist's Eye as soon as I got it. That helped the investigation It's March 5th now and we still have no solid idea who or what caused what took place besides the fact that Don Thousand, Devack(the robed guy), and Danzo were involved with at least some of what happened in Danville. The secret I kept about being able to peer into the past or future with my ability has been out to all of BRAINS for awhile now. It has allowed us to start preparing for the day we storm UMC headquarters after crushing the Freedom Front completely.

Outro: Thank you so much for reading this extremely chaotic chapter! I don't think there are many story chapters I have written that are as weird as this one! It was pretty much completely improvised! I'm feeling kinda sick at the moment, it sucks. Could be much worse but it still was probably enough to slow my writing down. Not too sure on that front though. At least I got this done. See ya, that's all I got for now.