Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 19: Annoying Fantasy World

Date: October 28th, 2023

I was leaving a castle, hauling a big sack of gold I couldn't say no to after a successful diplomatic mission as the Knight Envoy of BRAINS. As usual, my armor softly clinked as a walked as my cape swished accordingly. I tried to say no to that sack of gold but they wouldn't have it any other way. They wanted me to have that gold and it feels like some of the women who are in the castle were trying to be "my harem" by pushing me to have that gold the most. I'm gay, ya know.. I like dudes. And I really don't like this universe that much so far. But the kingdom I talked to has an impressive amount of strength as well as a solid culture. It controls this universe's entire Earth. I still have my doubts about it but I saw some of their knights in action. Even someone like Brainiac might struggle a bit against just a few of them. That android is a world destroying, information collecting(through that destruction) villain I hope we won't have to deal with. But I think we will have to and I bet Superman will be most adamant to bring him down. What else has been annoying so far? I can forgive the whole being called a sir thing though that has happened so damn much here. Why? Because it seems that the very concept of the fact that gender is a spectrum has not exactly caught on in this worldwide kingdom. Then there was the insistence I wear royal clothing, the over the top desserts, the sheer contrast of the castle against literally any of the buildings around it, the submissiveness of the servants, the other cliches I've seen so far, and whatever that fountain in the middle of the castle was supposed to be.

I sigh to myself and put the sack in my ender chest. "It's too bad gold armor on its own sucks a lot. Gold is a soft metal after all. It looks nice but it's durability ain't up there. Otherwise, I'd want to have someone smelt down this gold to forge gold armor with to give to comrades. But no, it just had to be a soft metal." My tummy rumbles: "Okay, okay. I'm so tired and hungry. They made me take down a giant monster all by myself because no one had the nerve to fight the monster at all. That was after those excessive desserts. Why am I thinking outloud? Because not only is my life story outside of my home timeline pretty much an isekai but things have just influenced me to think outloud like this. Well anyway, I better get to a tavern. My Quantum Leap's busted, my Artist's Eye is all spent, and all of my provisions other than the giant container of water in my ender pouch are gone because they've all been used. Exhausted, annoyed, hungry. Today is just my lucky day. But before anything else, I need to go to the stables to get Chocolate back." I walk to the royal stables. There, I find Chocolate decked out in excessive horse garments. I sweat drop: "You have got to be kidding me." I spend a couple minutes taking the garments off and giving Chocolate some water. She was clearly getting hot in those garments. I pet her mane: "You alright now, Chocolate?" She neighs in reply. I hop onto her: "I hope you don't mind but I'm tired. Would you be willing to allow me to ride you even though I normally could easily run faster than you can walk?" "Of course! Where to!" "Thank you. Well, they don't exactly have maps of this place so we have to play it by ear. Just go east once we get out of these castle grounds until we run into a tavern. I'll get us both some fresh food there and then we can just leave this universe behind for now. I don't want to stay here for much longer."

"Okay!" Just then, a stable boy approaches us and says to me: "Milord, why aren't you in the clothing the royal family granted you?" "..Please don't call me that. I have no need of extravagant clothing. If they gave me nice armor instead, I would take it but still not wear it. This armor of mine is my attire. I even recently named it the Revolutionary Armor. Now tell me, what did you do to treat Chocolate well?" He nervously replies and explains what he did. It was a lot. I pull out several gold coins from the giant bag of coins I was given: "Here, this should be enough to last you a while. I don't like the situation of this kingdom that much but in order to keep the alliance secured, I have no choice but to put up with it unless it crosses a majorly bad line. That and I'm annoyed enough as it is. A revolution would also take time to effectively organize. *gives the coins* The kingdom is powerful." "But milord, you can't do this!" "Yes I can. Especially since everyone keeps treating me like I'm a major authority figure here. I don't want the power to rule over people. Now then, we must be off now. If the guards are trouble, hide those coins in a safe location. They've done very well to make it seem like everything in this kingdom is fine but I have my suspicions. They may let you wear nice clothing yourself but the subtle difference in quality between yours and theirs is enough for me to suspect that you're considered a peasant. Oh yeah and your mannerisms make that obvious too." A couple minutes later, we're finally leaving the castle. But we start hearing some excited screams. I look behind us as the guards open the castle gates to allow us to exit. "Why can't they just leave me alone? I have no interest in having a harem. And I'm not interested in women in THAT way."

"Senpai!" "Pick up the pace, Chocolate. They're quickly gaining on us." "I will." Chocolate breaks into a gallop and starts heading east after we pass through the gates. But still, that isn't fast enough. "Will they ever give up?!" "Hold on! I'm going to go faster!" "Go ahead!" I can start seeing their faces pretty up close as speeding blurs. "WE WANT YOU, SENPAI!" "I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANYONE, YOURE MINE!" Did I mention that one of them just had to be a yandere? No, I did not. Well, now you know. We keep going and going. "I almost want to throw things at them and tell them to get lost. But I don't think that will work." And they're still coming after us in pursuit of me at an accelerating speed. "How fast can your hooves move, Chocolate? Whatever speed that is, please do it." Chocolate neighs and starts galloping so fast that even some of the gravel on the road gets kicked up. It's a good thing she's heavily armored or else the friction caused by this would really hurt the bottoms of her hooves. And yet, our pursuers are still close behind us. Just when I thought things couldn't get more annoying, they did. Some greedy looking men saw us racing by and yell: "GIVE US YOUR ARMOR!" "You have got to be kidding me. Now there's another stereotype who wants me for something. *pulls out gun* Check it out! It's my boomstick! If you don't lay off, I'm going to use it!" I would threaten to use my sword or a different weapon but the gun is the only weapon suitable for this high speed chase. None of them relent. I sigh and put it away: "Damn, I thought the same thing Ash Williams pulled in the 3rd Evil Dead movie would work. Well, I certainly hope we can recruit him into BRAINS someday anyway."

And this is the part where the children come into play. Or more specifically the little girls. They start excitedly chasing after us for obvious reasons. "Okay, when do the groups start fighting each other?" Several minutes pass. Now, even royal guards are chasing after us as well as student swordsmen. And.. horses amongst other animals. None of the groups have started fighting each other. Chocolate is as annoyed as I am. "I know, Chocolate. I was expecting a nice, quiet, and simple walk to a tavern but no. Instead, we get this. Can things get anymore annoying? Wait, I shouldn't have said that. Oh crap." Anvils start falling from the sky along with pianos. Just when we race past them all, we end up running into a big bucket full of waste.. The pestering of those chasing us distracted us. Now sprawled on the ground and covered in waste, I express the biggest frown I've expressed in a long time. "..No words.. Where is that portable cleaning device? Ugh, it's hard to reach for my pouch in the position we're in. Can you get up? I can't." I see our pursuers get on top of us and sigh: "The answer is clearly no. Why did there also have to be a dog pile on us too? You'd think that's something that'd only happen in like my universe. Clearly, that's not the case. I hate this universe more and more by the minute. What next? A random trapdoor or pothole or both one after another?" Nothing happens other than the chaos of our pursuers being on top of us while also fighting over us. "Chocolate, we're going to have to get messier to get out of this."

It takes a few minutes but we get out. I pull out the device and use it on us before our pursuers even notice we've gotten back up. "Chocolate, let's get the hell out of here before they all get back up." Chocolate nods. I get back on her and off we go. The pile of pursuers becomes a small dot on the distance to us in about 20 seconds. "They'll be there a while. Good luck to them on trying to catch up with us now." Chocolate and I vent to each other as well as make jokes and such as we continue to ride east in search of a tavern. We are now purposefully trying to leave the kingdom's capital outright to search for one instead of looking for one within it. With all the annoying admirers we picked up, can you blame us? "You know who else should really piss and f off? My home state's governor." Things were smooth sailing for a while until Chocolate started getting exhausted and I had to go number 3. We were now in a plains outside of that capital, not too far from another city. "Swiftdrawer, I can't keep this up much longer." "And I can't hold my business in for much longer. Let's just stop here. We won't be able to make it to any toilets before we give out so we should just stop like I just said." "Yes. We must do that." And so Chocolate stops, I get off her, and she lays on the ground. "Good grief, it's going to take me some time to be able to use it given everything I'm wearing. This is going to be awkward. I'm just going to do this in a direction you aren't looking. This is exactly why I like to quickly teleport to Twisted Land to use the bathroom when in the midst of a mission."

I remove my leggings for now as well as my tassets and belt. After that, I push my robes up until my super stretchy underwear can be seen. I end up squatting down and start doing my business in the grass. As I do my business, those pursuing us earlier catch up. I see this as soon as I start hearing and sensing them again. I yell at the top of my lungs: "Hey! If you want us so badly, can you at least wait for me to finish doing my business?!" They don't stop. They keep coming toward us. "SENPAI, YOURE SO HOT!" "HAHA, YOU REMOVED SOME OF YOUR ARMOR! ITS OURS NOW!" "YAY A KNIGHT!" Chocolate gets up and moves to cover me from my front as I continue my business only to be literally pushed by the side by the pursuers. "LEAVE ME TO TAKE A DUMP IN PEACE!" They don't do that. Instead, they fawn over me. The greedy men try to pick up my leggings and tassets. Emphasis on try. "What the?! So heavy!" "That's what you get. My entire armor weighs 900 pounds." I'm normally a patient person, I can even pretty often speak calmly when dealing with villains. But this world has me at my wit's end. I grit my teeth and glare at all of them while gathering Ki in my right hand. Keep in mind, I'm still doing my business and it's taking all my focus and willpower to do so. I'm not used to doing it in front of other people, much less into the grass while squatting. "Leave us alone or else. You have managed to piss me off to the point I can't just snap myself completely out of it. That is a line no one has truly crossed in my universe in a long time." I continue gathering Ki into my right hand. They don't see just how threatening I'm being and continue to hound over me, despite the fact I'm doing my business while preparing to blow em away with a Kamehameha.

But then, they start fighting again. I reach my breaking point: "YOU BETTER GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET BLASTED BY ME! KAAAAAAAAAAAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Finally, they move out of the way of my attack. My attack creates a large crater a good distance away. I finally finish my business after several minutes. I clean myself up and wash my hands the old fashioned way(I forgot to mention I removed my gloves for now as well). I put everything back on, see that Chocolate is struggling to get back up, wordlessly effortlessly lift her up, and run off at top speed towards that other city I mentioned. Our pursuers couldn't hope to get close to my speed. They were easily left in the dust. 10 minutes later, Chocolate and I are in the city and close to a tavern. I put her down: "You better go hide somewhere nearby. I'm going to get us food and stuff in there. I'm so hungry. Doing what I just pulled calmed me down. But I'm not taking any chances so I must get inside that tavern as soon as possible before they see me. And you gotta hide before they see you. They'll catch up to us. It's only a matter of time now." "Don't worry, I know where I'm going to hide already." "That's good. I would bring you to the stables nearby but look at how open they are. You can't hide in there. I should have just come to this universe alone. But I thought I should bring you. I thought that I would be more convincing in the negotiations if I came to the castle riding you. I'm not sure if I was right or not. Oh well. What's done is done. I'm sorry to have brought you into this nonsense." She accepts my apology and we both scram from where we are. I head inside the tavern.

In a bid to better hide from our pursuers, I look around for some knights. And what do you know? Amongst the fairies, elves, and others in the tavern, the knights just had to take up most of the bar's stools. Yet another stereotype. Great. I sit at the bar, don't look at them, and speak to the bartender: "Hey there, what's on the menu?" The bartender smiles and chuckles: "Aha! Another traveling knight! Well.. Let's see.. *tells me what's on the menu* And that's everything we have available at this establishment! What can I get for you?" "Get me that knight's feast and some water." "Sure thing! The food's going to be a while but I'll go get a glass of water for you!" "Thank you." They start filling a glass with water. The knights heard everything. One of them turns to me and exclaims: "Fellow noble knight, why didn't you order some beer, huh?!" "In my world, I'm not of age to purchase alcohol. Even if I were of age there, I still wouldn't drink it. I could drink it here but I have no interest." Another knight replies: "That's no fun! Come on, drink up! We got a few extra glasses! Us knights always gotta be drinking something nice in the evenings!" "No. I have no idea for drinks that have extra things that are meant to satisfy the extra desires of whoever is about to drink them. I used to drink drinks known as soda all the time. Fizzy, sugary, unhealthy. Now, I don't do that." Yet another knight speaks up as the bartender silently brings me the glass of water before tending to someone else: "Come on, lad! You look and sound young! Let us treat you tonight! Drink up and have a good time!"

"I'm not here to have a good time. I'm here to have some water and get some nourishment before going home as well as getting something for my ride and good friend, Chocolate." I hear a few familiar voices from out of nowhere. "SAKÈ, GIVE ME SOME MORE DAMN SAKÈ!" "Easy, Lady Tsunade!" "YOU DAMN NERDS, WHO ROPED ME INTO COMING HERE AGAIN?!" "THE OUTFITS IN THIS WORLD ARE SIMPLY ATROCIOUS! THIS WONT DO, IT JUST WONT DO!" "Arr! Thrashbeak, what do you think of this universe?!" "Absurd and over the top! Squawk!" "You said it!" "DEAR GOD, KERMIT! DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ARMY OF WHATEVER SCREAMING SWIFTDRAWER'S NAME?!" "Calm down, Cell. I told you coming here would be entertaining." Zarbon moans: "All my, look at all those knights in shiny armor.." Abridged Yami says: "This is nice but it doesn't beat children's card games." Beerus looks pissed: "What kind of universe is this? Whis, I'm about to just wipe this entire planet from existence. Everything about it bothers me." Asuna sighs: "The guys here are just out of control.." Sinon replies: "You can say that again. Why did we come here again, anyway?" "MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Mordecai says: "We're sorry, Benson! We don't even know how we did it this time.." "Sure, likely story. I'm not your boss or anyone's boss anymore but as your friend, I can still get you for this." Bulma laughs: "I'm just amused we were sent here for all places! Hey, isn't that Swiftdrawer over there at the bar?" I get various greetings. I greet them all back. The first knight speaks again, points at my comrades, laughs, and says: "Are those weirdos all your friends?!" That's when I finally realized that there was a reason why I was hearing modern grammar from the inhabitants.

The flushing of a toilet confirms my suspicions. This may be a medieval fantasy world but it has anime absurdity and modern stuff as well. All the ingredients needed to test my patience. "Yeah, you could say that. What's it to you?" "Hahahaha! You really should have us as friends instead!" "Don't you diss them. For your information, at least they aren't always predictable like you guys." The second knight replies: "But we're knights just like you!" "So what? Knights kill each other in many timelines and universes." The third knight was about to be furious when something hits him: "Hold on a minute. You're Swiftdrawer?" "Yes. What's it to you?" "Forgive my imprudence, milord." "Why is everyone in this world calling me that?" "Why do you question that? You're king. King of the Sword Empire!" "Okay, what?! I don't want power to rule. I literally just got out of governing an area for the sole purpose of stabilizing it enough to allow it to function without a government." "You have been chosen by the previous king to succeed him! The Sword Empire is the other dominant force in this galaxy!" "What? I refuse the power. Go get someone else to be king." The bartender interrupts by bringing me the knight's feast meal. "Here you go, that didn't take as long as I expected. Enjoy!" I drink some of my water as they walk away. The first knight speaks: "But that won't do! Only you can be king! We know of your many deeds!" "Oh, really? Do you know that I've assassinated many targets to complete bounties as a member of the Akatsuki?" "Then you'll be perfect! The king is expected to rule with brute force after all!" "Stop. I'm not the damn main character." I just start eating instead of responding to their words. After a couple of minutes, I start responding again as they get too annoying to ignore. "With the power of the king of the Sword Empire, you will live in luxury and never have to fight another war again!" "No."

"We know you want the power deep down! In fact, we were even ordered by the chief knight of the Sword Empire to bring you the king's clothes! Put them on!" "No." "It's so simple! Just do it!" "No." They keep trying to convince me but I just keep saying no. And then, the pursuers catch up to me. They knock down anything and anyone in their way to me in the tavern. "Leave me alone, all of you!" I focus more on my eating. But the pursuers just won't stop. "WE STILL WANT YOU! LET US SEE YOUR HOT PARTS AGAIN!" "GIVE US YOUR ARMOR!" "No and no." I start just calmly dealing with everything, not bothering to put in anymore emotional energy. "Milord, your transportation to the Sword Empire is coming!" "No." "PLEASE GIVE US!" "No." Asuna yells: "Shouldn't we do something?!" Sinon shakes her head: "They'll be fine. Besides, we're stuck in this universe and need to find a way back home. Taking care of that is even more important." "*sigh* You're right." Some of the knights suddenly leave only to come back with one of those things lifted up by a lot of people with a throne on it. A lot of people are holding it up. The third knight shouts: "Your ride awaits, Lord Swiftdrawer!" "No." "SO HOT, YOURE MINE!" "No." I just keep eating and occasionally saying no. The knights then start trying to pull me away with my cape just so they can lift me into that thing. I don't budge. I'm too heavy for them with the weight of my armor. But still, they keep trying. The scene of me eating as they tried to pull me with my cape must have been a sight to see. "Delicious bread." "Let us lift you!" "No." It eventually escalates to the point I'm about ready to get angry again. But I contain myself even as the knights start actually pulling me away from the stool. "You're still trying so hard even though I don't want to be king." "Just go with us and we'll give you reasons to be king!" "I think not." I yank my cape away from them with ease. Kermit starts chanting: "Bar fight! Bar fight! Bar fight!"

Others join in. And then, a skydiving Christian Baby comes in through the ceiling and pulls me in with probably bs anime powers to be skydiving with him very slowly above the floor of the tavern. He says to me: "I won't open my parachute unless you renounce atheism and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior!" Cell loudly curses a lot. Kermit continues chanting. I stare at the baby: "I have so many questions about you and I don't want any of them answered. Who said I'd die if you didn't open your parachute? What kind of controlling super baby with an adult level brain are you?! Piss off." I break free of the Christian Baby's hold and watch as Konan secretly appears, wraps the baby in paper with ninjitsu, and then, disappears without a trace. And then, a bunch of individuals show up out of nowhere and try to attack me. "I'm sick of all of this crap. Fine fine. I'll take care of all of you myself." Hearing a bard outside sing exaggerated and false things about me outside made me almost want to punch someone's lights out furiously but I held it in. I stare at the pursuers, knights, and individuals. "You made many bad choices today. Bar fight it is. I'll make sure someone comes here later to fix the damages. For now, it's on." And so with that, I start breaking stuff to knock all of them out. I went easy on all of them but none of them stood a chance. Metal music played in the background as my beating them up evolves into a real bar wide fight. Kermit dive bombs into the center: "BAAAAAARRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" "I'm perfection. None of you aholes stand a chance!" "Hiya! You think women are weak, huh?! Think again!" "None of you can escape my range. Prepare to lose."

"5678! Surrender now, losers!" After a few minutes, the tavern is as good as trashed and most of the people in it have been knocked out. Some are just on the floor shocked and stunned. Everyone else won. The knights are in that 2nd group. I stare at them after knocking out one last person, the last of the greedy men: "Alright. I accept. I'll be the king of the Sword Empire." "Your words have been heard by the heavens! Now, you are king!" "That was fast. Now that I am king, I have a few declarations to make. They will be followed to the tea. If they aren't, the bar fight will only be the beginning. First: all aristocrats will be stripped of their titles. Second: all prisoners in for crimes other than *redacted* and murder will be freed. Third: I declare support for all rebellions in the Sword Empire. Fourth: the Sword Empire will henceforth be abolished. There, now the Sword Empire will break up. Lastly, I abdicate the throne. Done. King speedrun over. Since the king has absolute power over the empire and this universe is absurd, my declarations will now be written and done. May the seeds of anarchism in this universe be planted and start to grow." The knights are shell shocked at what I just did. But as they pretty much gave away they're from the Sword Empire, they had no choice but to comply. I return to my food and finish eating it. I leave behind a lot of gold coins for the bartender and say outloud: "I wonder how corrupt THIS kingdom really is below the surface." Dominic appears while yawning: "It's very corrupt. What a nap causation. But the uprisings have already begun." "What did you do?" Lucky from the Pound Puppies appears: "It turns out the kingdom is a major force in the galaxy. Now that the intelligence network of the Pound Puppies has greatly expanded and upgraded, we were able to lend a few paws to the investigations." I later ended up throwing the bag of coins into a street to get rid of it.

Konan reappears: "The baby from earlier has been handled. If the god worshipped by Christians does really exist in this universe, he is in heaven or hell now. The Akatsuki have also been involved in the investigation. We have uncovered many pieces of evidence exposing the royal family's corruption." Explosions are heard from outside. Sinon sighs: "I'm just glad you're all here now. We've been stuck in this universe for some time." I nod: "Same here. I've had a day. The negotiations were successful but now, they are pointless. Let's just hope those who will takeover from the kingdom as well as the Sword Empire will agree to the same deal." Barla comes in and smirks: "Hell yeah! That's not going to be a problem!" Cell widens his eyes: "What did you all do?! What kind of bs did you pull?!" GADGET rises from the ground: "Rapid mass education and weapons distribution. The strength of the forces in the galaxy will likely not diminish much even with all of the ongoing uprisings. Many of them have been waiting for many years to take action." 30 minutes later, Im standing on a rooftop with some of my comrades, watching the castle burn. Cell is smirking. So am I because Im so tired of this annoying fantasy world. Sinon speaks up: "So why did the castle have to be burned again?" Pirate Blaster, who is watching over some chests full of treasure replies: "Arr, we raided the whole place. With everything worth saving removed, the people wanted to burn it down." "Who's we?" Shadow and Alpha appear while Dominic fixes a lot of things such as my Quantum Leap. Shadow replies: "Him and Shadow Garden." Fluffy Afro and The Wacky Clowns appear, saying in unison: "Don't forget us!" Sanic(yes, the not creepy but still cursed Sonic) breathes: "I'm so glad we're with BRAINS and not against it.."

Ugandan Knuckles replies: "That's strange for you to speak of, my Buddha." The RCT3 Park Inspector takes notes of our surroundings on his clipboard before saying: "We can't leave just yet. We need to stabilize this entire galaxy, ask them to work with us, and help them in any other ways we can. There aren't enough restaurants. Please consider building more restaurants." I reply: "Well one thing's for certain. This has been one hell of a unique chaotic hangout. That and the revolution ongoing here is very good value." Several hours later, we have settled everything. As we prepare to leave, I comment: "Well, the fantasy world that was so annoying to me will become less annoying for now on. That's for sure. Time to go. I can't wait to return to Mii World. This has been an adventure that for better and for worse, I won't ever truly forget." I return to Mii World. Once there, I go to one of the training rooms to take care of all of my gear. I take care of my sword last, ensuring it's in great condition and ready for another fight anytime anywhere. The rest of the day would be spent training until Carlos nagged myself and some others enough to go somewhere else. We'll get to THAT.. *Annihilation Council* The Plot observes all of existence while chuckling to themselves: "It's about to get more crowded here soon enough. It won't be long now. I'm going to see how Pmurt Nedib is doing because I always forget how he's doing around this time in every single cycle. It's funny: when existence isn't reset, it seems as though everything is started over from zero. But that's not the case. Even I don't know when existence really began or if there was ever a moment in which it started. But many universes did get destroyed right before the moment existence always resets to."

They walk to the room belonging to Pmurt Nedib: a simulation of his home Earth under his complete control. The Plot stares at him. He sees them and glares: "I'm still the true god! Not you! You think you were able to pacify me. But no! I can't stand any of the inferior freaks you have recruited to this little council of yours! When I regain my power and get my revenge, I will destroy this Annihilation Council to prove once and for all that I'm the only true boss! I will destroy wokeism and then, I will destroy you too!" "That never happens. You are nothing, just another worthless failure to me. Every single time you try to do that, you fail miserably and I once again put you under a binding you can't easily notice." "How dare you speak to your superior and true god like that?! I'll make America great again! Just you wait! Just you wait!" The SDL walks in and laughs at him coldly: "You think you're better than everyone else, don't you?! Even I've been forced to admit domination and destruction is best achieved through teamwork. You'll learn that as well here." "I hate you all!" "We hate you too!" The Plot laughs: "Funny, you used to admire the SDL, Pmurt Nedib." "Says you! You never show emotion!" "I'm faking my laughter." Freddie appears and obediently walks to The Plot. The Plot stares at seemingly nothing: "Many new recruits are soon to come. This cycle, I will finally win and break the cycle. The multiverse is all mine. I will destroy it and replace it with one where everything is as I want it to be. The narrative, the story, it will be all mine to control. Even though BRAINS will once again use the powers of The Author against me, it won't matter." "Master, what is The Author?" "My natural nemesis who was never completed during the first cycle of existence. Freddie, go make sure our newest members aren't thinking of betraying me." "Yes. I will do as you command."

Pmurt Nedib glares at The Plot: "I admired him too! Why did you do THAT to him?!" *Kings Island theme park, before park opening, a conversation that probably happened* "Can't believe tonight's going to be the last night of Haunt this year." "I feel the same way. This month and last month have gone by too quickly." "You're right. Let's just hope that nothing bad happens." "We can't hope that. At least one person is going to need help from first aid." *Twisted Land, Botanical Mayhem haunted house* 2 scare actors converse. "Pretty soon, Terror World's going to be over." "Yep but I hear that it might be expanded to be year round someday." "I guess we'll see." "You're right about that." *Planet Tomapie* Scar Basiltomato speaks to Pineapple Burnt Extra Cheese, a lesser known Tomapieian: "So how's that furry convention project going?" "Good but it's going to be a while." "Of course. It takes a long time to build anything on this planet. To think you even designed blueprints for a hotel and convention center just for it." "Heh. Couldn't help myself." *One Supreme World* Yappa Yappa and other villains are laughing maniacally as they meet with Don Thousand. Mr. Heartland smiles as they all settle down: "I find this plan to crush the Kingdom Keepers by first taking over their Disney World before seizing their Earth for ourselves to be truly exciting." Zarc speaks. He was the final villain for Yuya and co to face. He has light and green wild hair, light skin, red eyes(from Barian power), and a futuristic looking outfit.

"I agree. But do tell. How much destruction will I be allowed to unleash?! My dragons are itching to dominate that universe!" Aspheera, a blue Ninjago snake replies: "I would like to know that too. I would also like to know if the ninja will be there. REVENGE!" Don Thousand speaks: "I am not aware of who will be present but if you must be there, you will have to lure the ninja to get your revenge. Don't disappoint me. I will allow the pitiful Cruella Da Vil to speak and give the answer to your question now, Zarc." The villain with white and black hair as well as light skin, red eyes(same reason), a cigar, and her infamous fur coat and what not appears before them. She cackles: "Destroy as much as you want! Whatever gets the job done! On behalf of the Overtakers, I thank you Don Thousand for giving us this chance to come back and bring down the mouse once and for all!" Venamous says: "While that's good and all, we need to do something about the fact the virus androids keep failing!" Brainiac appears: "That won't be necessary. You won't need virus androids to destroy Disney World. I am willing to work with you. I am not alone in this." Tomura Shigaraki's presence is detected by the fact some objects in the castle are being turned to dust. He laughs: "Destruction.. Chaos.."

*Virtual space connected to the Seed program which games like GGO were born from* Queen Quinella aka the Pontifex sighs: "Everything I work so hard for is gone. I cannot control a thing anymore." Subtilizer replies: "You aren't the only one who failed. Alice's soul.. So delicious.. Something I will never have now.." POH laughs: "Don't be so resigned! I will get them all back for this! I'll kill them all!" Death Gun speaks calmly: "To get revenge, we need to find a way out of here. Otherwise, all the plotting in the world will be pointless." Sugeo laughs even harder: "Kirito can keep Asuna away from me as long as he wants to! But in the end, she's mine! She'll taste so delicious when I get to make her scream again!" Erebus screeches: "GAMEKNIGHT999!" Lightning observes: "Isn't it interesting we weren't completely erased from the system and ended up being sent to the same place?" Windy replies: "So what?! As long as I get my revenge, I don't care about anything!" PAMA is heard: "Your plans and emotions are all.. useless. Join with me and I will make all of you.. useful." Paradox says: "I will still destroy Duel Monsters! It's only a matter of time!" Malacoda, Herobrine, and Entity303 are just silent for now. But then, a portal opens, revealing The Plot. They look at them with mocking sadness: "You 'poor' failures, stuck eternally in the same digital location that there's no escape from. How about I turn you from failures? Join me and I will grant you your desires for revenge and more."

Subtilizer stares coldly: "Why should any of us trust you?" The Plot shows clips of previous ultimate battles in past cycles: "This could be your future, joining in an ultimate battle that may bring you the revenge that keeps all of you going." *Cowboy Bebop* Spike, the "old fashioned cowboy" with spiky dark green hair, light skin, left brown eye, right light brown eye, a blue suit, yellow shirt, and boots wanders around the afterlife. He sighs and thinks aloud: "So this is it for me, huh? I imagined my death would be a lot more exciting." Death from Regular Show appears: "Hello, chap. I hear you're resigned to your eternal life after death. Would you like to return to the living world? As long as you do something in return, I can easily bring you back to life, Spike. I know everything about you. I am Death after all." "Bring me back?" "That's right. If you join and sometimes participate in something called the BRAINS Collective, I will bring you back with no other strings attached." "No thanks. I'm okay here." "Are you sure about that? What if I told you that everyone you cared about as well as your entire universe is at stake?" "I don't believe you. Show me some proof or no deal." "I knew you'd drive a hard bargain." Death shows Spike the future of his universe immediately after his death, including an invasion that causes it to be assimilated into Barian in the end. "This could be your universe's future. You can help prevent that. What do you say?" "The universe is at stake, huh? Alright, you got yourself a deal as long as this BRAINS Collective you speak of is willing to let me live the life I want to live." "Oh, certainly! You'll even get access to the best foods from across the multiverse and be able to reunite with your old crew on the Bebop! Now that's a deal!" From that moment forward, Spike would be a member of BRAINS. His crew formerly or currently on the Bebop joined him not too long after in joining.

*Athena's Sanctuary* Shaka is meditating in the air in the Virgo Temple. Suddenly, he opens his eyes: "I just saw the future. Our universe will be invaded in the future. We will save it with help from BRAINS. But in the end, our victory will be just a stepping stone towards what's to come. I must inform Athena what I just saw immediately." Saga walks in: "Shaka, I just heard everything you said. Is it really true? Just what have you seen?" "*returns to the ground* Saga, come with me. We must go to Athena. In the future, someone will unite many forces of evil from various other worlds as well as Hades, Hypnos, and Thanatos from our universe to target a universe that's been called many things including Prime Earth." "What is Prime Earth." "Prime Earth is said to be the universe from which all universes containing an Earth originate from. If Prime Earth is destroyed, so will countless universes including our very own." They reach Athena after some time. Shaka reports what he saw. Athena nods: "I see, we must prepare for more dangers than I expected. We must inform BRAINS." *Capsule Corporation* Dr. Hedo is performing some experiments along with Bulma when something happens. Bulma looks at him: "Did you feel that?" "Yes. Whatever it is, it can't be good, Bulma." "Let's head outside, Hedo." Outside, everything seems alright but they just couldn't shake the bad feeling they were getting. *Kohnanix* Blaze is just chilling out after a long mission. That's when they feel something. They stop relaxing: "The near future is full of more danger and turmoil than even Swiftdrawer came to be aware of. A successful merging of all dimensions? Prime Earth attacked? A twisted interdimensional tournament?"

*Hell, Universe 7* Demigra laughs: "The ultimate tournament to the death is coming!" Cell smirks: "I'll kill that Devil Artemis counterpart of mine there. Gohan is going to pay for what he did to me. I am superior. I am perfect." Frieza cackles: "Don't tell me you plan to make a tournament that renders the entire Space-Time Showdown pointless when it comes to tournaments?! It's genius! I wish I had thought of it myself!" "My interference in the Infinityverse was just a test of what the Dark Factor can do inside of other universes. Soon, the multiverse will be all mine once all enemies kill each other and the tournament!" *Mii World* Bray relaxes and focuses in a library. "I sense the turmoil to come. It seems that reality itself is trying to warn us instead of just Swiftdrawer through their creative abilities. We shall fight what's to come to our very limits." Barla walks in, having heard this: "Hell no! That's bad! I can sense it too.. But still, we're get through it all or be completely destroyed while trying to do so." "We can only strive to limit break and go Plus Ultra. That is the path we shall go. It's intriguing that we only start sensing the dangers of the future ourselves now." "Hell no! Something big must be about to happen! I'm talking to Dominic right away!" Many things are to come and yet, the future is still so uncertain. What will happen? What will become of our own world? Will it fall to fascism through censorship and other means brought about by the likes of KOSA? The time until the ultimate battle as well as complete catastrophe in our universe is decreasing by the second.