Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 24: Robot Arm 1 Vs Laser Battle 1

Date: January 1st, 2024

The war is back on. Every day, it's once again been battle after battle. And right as the calendar date changed to January 1st, 2024, I found myself still fighting in the RCT3 universe because OSW thought it would be a good idea to invade it. To say the least, they completely underestimated the citizens of the RCT3 universe. They can withstand a roller coaster that goes to space in under a second at 2236 MPH. And that's without armor or anything like that. They also can't be drowned, enjoy being run over by James Hunt's dune buggy, and can be trapped in place by placing scenery fencing around them in parks with at least one animal contained along with them. Let's not forget how horrifying they can look when they scream or the fact that the little peeps sometimes scream on Bucking Bull 1, a normal western themed gentle ride. "Well, it looks like it's 2024 now back in my universe as well as Mii World. And we're just about done here." A few minutes later, Dr. Eggman retreats with the remaining enemy forces that came with him and other villains. "Curse you all! You haven't seen the last of Dr. Eggman! I will make this universe part of my Eggman Empire someday! You win for now but that doesn't mean you will next time!" Once they leave, myself and many others return to our respective universes. I go back to Mii World only to find Carlos and some others huddled around an envelope with ponies and cupcakes on the design of it. Carlos tries to hand it to me: "You're back! Here, this is for you!" I don't accept it: "No, it's actually just for you, Carlos." "No, it's for you! Take it!" "I'm not falling for your tricks this time. I foresaw you trying this already." He pouts: "You're no fun!" "Haven't heard you tell me that that much. Just read it and read the damn letter inside. I know what it is or that's what I would say if it weren't for the fact my imaginative foresight isn't nearly 100% accurate." "No!"

Madeline glares at the ninja and snatches the envelop from him. An hour later, I'm walking to Canterlot's castle in Equestria along with various others who have experience in creative pursuits and/or setting up for parties in a "test procession" because apparently, every single guest to the Grand Galloping Gala is going to be part of a parade procession to the damn castle. Dominic yawns as we walk: "What a nap causation." "Yeah, this is ridiculous. But as long as the set up process doesn't go horribly wrong, this event should go smoothly. The Grand Galloping Gala.. This is one of the only ones that has happened since we convinced Equestria to give more power to its citizens. Equestria's emphasis on friendship does go hand in hand with socialism so the eventual transition to a communal society made necessary by what's been going on should work out quickly for Equestria. Anyway, you're only here because I had the idea of building a roller coaster for the Gala and you wanted to look over it and anything else technological that is going to be brought in for the event." Hours later, by some miracle, the decorating was completed without any problems. No chaos. Nothing. Not even interruptions to go help fight in other universes. Guess the defeat of the OSW in RCT3 was a bigger blow than we realized at first. With the roller coaster successfully tested multiple times, I breathe a sigh of relief: "We did it. This Gala is going to be one to remember." Pinkie Pie nods enthusiastically: "It's going to be the best party ever!" "No it's not. It's going to be the worst party ever." "What are you saying, Swiftdrawer?!" "I know things. Things that are to happen that would be pointless for me to tell anyone about at this point. No matter what we do, we can't prevent them from happening. Get ready, Pinkie Pie. Because I know how chaotic it's going to be, I'm going to go help with guard duty."

I start walking off to an optimal position for guard duty. With the event bringing in many individuals from various universes, we have to make sure the event is sfae in case something bad happens. Like a cupcake monster accidentally created by Bubblegum showing up out of nowhere, the few remaining supporters of the former ruler of Tomapie seeking blood, OSW choosing to invade Equestria, and so on. But before I can go far, Mordecai and Rigby get in my way. Mordecai says: "Hey, you shouldn't worry about guarding this place. Come on, party with all of us later!" Rigby adds: "Yeah! Don't be boring!" Similar words come out of the mouths of various others such as Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and even the Park Inspector. I sigh: "I'm just not that great with parties most of the time. Okay, maybe it's because most parties I've been to have been just chill. But at the same time, I went to a party in a pretty large venue to celebrate the life of an uncle of mine who passed away in 2021 with a live rock band and everything. Honestly, I did dance a bit and had fun but a lot of the time, I was just chilling, eating treats, that sort of thing. I even chose not to take an opportunity to ride a motorcycle even though I could have. I watched my mom take that chance as someone brought a motorcycle and drove people around on it. I don't know anymore. Maybe I'll be living the party for this event because I'm wearing my armor. I guess I'll try as long as there's enough protection for the event without my aid in providing it." Scar Basiltomato replies: "Don't worry about that. We've got all kinds of protections." Twilight nods: "That's right! We have so many protections I almost went Twlinannas over ensuring that we'd have enough!"

Muscleman quips: "You know who else almost went Twlinannas? My mom!" A portion of Ovenzilla appears: "Swiftdrawer and anyone else hesitant to participate in the Gala itself. I can attest to the number of protections that have been set up. Even someone like Frieza in his golden form would have a problem breaking through." Ultimate Shaggy appears via Instant Transmission and chuckles: "That's right. Like I'm the only guard you need. Just 2% of my power should be enough to repel any problems!" Perfect Cell sighs: "I have a bad feeling about this.." Abridged Yami proclaims: "Well as long as some of those protections include children's card games and annoying kuribohs, we will be fine!" I start walking again: "Well, we had better join the parade procession. Why is that even necessary again? It's overkill if you ask me." Applejack replies: "Well to tell y'all the truth, we still have rich ponies who refuse to fully embrace the reforms we've made to our society. In order to make sure they don't try anything, we had to agree to their demand for a parade," Creati sweat drops: "That's a strange demand.." Uraraka has an even more anime reaction: "You're right about that.." Shikamaru speaks: "I know why they demanded for a parade. It's an excuse for them to promote their businesses and distract those who won't be able to make it to the Gala. It's also a way for them to sell some of their wares through carts scattered throughout the area around the parade's route." I reply: "So they want to be like Disney World. Yay." 5 minutes later, I'm standing alongside those who are also going to be at the front of the parade. "Why did I have to be among those in the front? I get that I'm a knight and that I bring a sense of power whenever I'm in my armor but.. This is absurd. I don't want to be treated like a main character! I'm not a main character! I'm an isekaied nerd turned knight! I have 2 bodies! My original one and this one! Right now, I'm a zombie! And if I'm not careful, I'll start rotting away!" Dominic replies: "Just deal with it. I'm here too." "Okay, now I'm even more confused. I guess we'll never actually know why we were among those picked to be here."

Chocolate who is now standing by my side neighs in resignation. Then, music starts playing. Pinkie Pie cheers: "Everycreature! It's time to begin the parade!" I sigh: "I wish I could have gotten away with concealing myself with my Akatsuki robes but there was no time. This sucks. This whole parade is completely unnecessary. Like seriously? I hate all of the attention I'm about to receive. It's not in my nature to want attention drawn to me unless there's no other choice so that I can communicate something important or I feel like I wanna try to be funny." On the inside, I was sulking and complaining. On the outside, I was stoically waving to the audience as we kept moving along on the parade route. But finally after sometime, it was time for me and the others to begin entering the castle itself for the party. The float behind us deflated humorously thanks to Fluffy Afro and the Wacky Clowns deflating it in silly ways. I sigh again: "I want to punch a rich individual." Just as I say that, I hear the screams of familiar individuals. "DAMN IT AQUUUUUUUUA! WE'RE FALLING BECAUSE OF YOU!" "DONT BLAME ME, KAZUMA! IT WAS MEGUMIN'S FAULT FOR DISCOVERING THAT PORTAL!" "WELL IF IT WASNT FOR YOU DEMANDING WE EXPLORE THAT DUMB HOUSE, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!" I hear Darkness yell: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! FALLING TO MY DEATH HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM!" Megumin laughs: "I can save us WITH EXPLOSION MAGIC!" Kazuma and Aqua exclaim: "NO! DONT DO THAT!" I start hearing her make her chant. "Damn it. I see and hear them but I can't reach them. I knew something like this might happen. Say hello to the most dysfunctional adventurer party I've ever come to know about." Megumin is just about to cast her spell when a Gumball Guardian sees her and stops her by grabbing her. Lemongrab screams: "ACCEPTABLE!"

Kazuma screams: "HEY! WHATEVER YOU ARE, PLEASE SAVE US TOO!" The Gumball Guardian ignores him. Aqua yells: "I AM THE GODDESS AQUA, YOU WILL SAVE OUR LIVES BY MY COMMAND!" Rainbow Dash looks up: "They aren't being saved. Why don't I just do that?" I reply: "No. Their velocity is too high for you to do that without getting severely injured from falling due to the impact caused by you grabbing them. I'll do it because I just realized I can actually do so." Before anyone could say anything, I use my Ki to fly into the air and catch them just as Bubblegum orders the Gumball Guardian to put down Megumin: "Gumball Guardian, put that spellcaster down onto the ground." "Yes, mom." "You three! I got you!" Grabbing them by their clothes, I got them in my grasp. Kazuma has light skin, short brown hair, green eyes, a white shirt, a green cloak with yellow outlines, a simple leather belt, dark blue pants, and nearly thigh high brown leather boots. Megumin has around shoulder length dark brown hair with 2 long bangs at the front, red-brownish eyes, light skin, a neck collar, a mostly red dress with nice yellow elements and patterns to it, a dark brown cape with yellow outlines, a really long left gray sock, a bandage covered right leg, quirky orange and yellow boots, a large black leather belt, and a mostly purple witch's hat with red and yellow elements that make up a silly monster face on it and a yellow and orange thing at one of the ends. Darkness has long straight blonde hair that extends well below her shoulders and is tied into a long ponytail, light blue eyes light skin, and a orange and white(black on the inside) tabard style outfit that goes with her also orange and/or white armor, a red ribbon over part of her armor, a wing like accessory in appearance instead of a right shoulder pad, black sleeves, black gloves, and fully metal boots. Aqua has cotton candy straight blue hair that extends to below her waist along with a ponytail on the top of her head tied by a blue and gold accessory, light blue eyes, light skin, a green and yellow ribbon tie with a blue orb in the center over part of her dark blue and light blue short dress with a white pattern and golden fringes, really long dark blue boots with golden Vs at their top ends, even longer blue and white socks, exposed upper arms and shoulders, and separate but long white sleeves with blue and/or gold at the ends of them.

Kazuma shouts: "Hey! What the hell?! Is this how YOU rescue people?!" "Nice to meet you too." I ignore anything else they say as I safely bring them to the ground and let them go. Darkness stares at me and excitedly says: "Wait, youre a knight too! Your armor! It's so-" She is interrupted by a couple of omphs. Dominic says: "Swiftdrawer, can you handle anyone else who randomly shows up too? Even I can't resist the energy of the party now that it's started. What a nap causation." "I was planning on that anyway. I want to handle the chaos myself." A different familiar voice says: "Hey kid, this clearly isn't the Human Realm? But it's still nothing like the Boiling Isles." "I know, Eda. I knew going through that random portal door thing would lead us to an exciting adventure!" "Luz, I don't think coming here was actually a good idea." Someone else says: "*cute noises* As the King of Demons, I proclaim that we must explore this strange new world!" Eda, Luz, and King from The Owl House. While the previously introduced individuals are from KonoSuba, these 3 are from again, The Owl House. Eda has one gold eye, one gray eye, long and big/puffy gray hair, white skin, black high heel boots, a long red dress like outfit, a staff with an owl familiar like friend at the top end of it, and a maroon undershirt that's 3/4ths sleeved with a gem near the top of it. Oh yeah and yellow long fingernails and gray pants. Luz is in her Hexside uniform that consists of an undershirt and pants that have multiple colors, white shoes, a gray short dress, and some kind of black short cloak like thing. She has short dark brown hair, brown skin, and brown eyes. King has 2 white horns(one of which features a part that had come off previously years back), magenta eyes with yellow sclera, 2 long teeth, a skeletal head, a long for his stature fluffy dark gray and mauve tail, similar coloring on the rest of his fur, claw like hands and feet, and your typical pet collar with red and everything.

Before I could say anything else, Darkness readies her sword, Megumin raises her staff, and Aqua and Kazuma start trembling in fear while slowly backing away. Aqua screams: "M-MONSTERS!" She then hides behind Kazuma: "Kazuma! DO SOMETHING!" "Damn it Aqua! Darkness, you take care of them! *pauses for a second* On second thought, don't move! And you! MEGUMIN, PUT YOUR STAFF DOWN!" Megumin glares at him: "But there's monsters here! Monsters! We have to kill them!" Eda and the others blink several times. Luz is about to interject when Megumin begins chanting after saying: "Kazuma! I got them! I'll use Explosion Magic to blow them to pieces! They're going to die thanks to my Explosion Magic! You can sock it along with Chuchumaru!" "Damn YOU MEGUMIN!" I step in between both groups and state: "That's enough. Listen to me. They may look like monsters but they aren't going to hurt you." Kazuma retorts: "Says the person who found it appropriate to save us by grabbing us by our clothes!" "You 4 are the worst adventure party I have ever come to know about. I had no other choice. I can only do so much with just 2 hands and little time to save your lives. Now please listen to me. You don't want to piss me off. If you manage to piss me off, it means you've done something truly wrong." "OH YEAH! PROVE IT!" "Kazuma, I know all about you. Try using your skill Steal on me and see what happens." "YOU ASKED FOR IT!" He runs at me while shouting: "STEAL!" Meanwhile, the others such as Dominic start slowly walking away and towards the Grand Galloping Gala while whistling. Kazuma's skill fails despite his extremely high luck attribute. "WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID STEAL FAIL?!" Aqua exclaims: "YOU! YOU MUST BE WITH THE DEMON KING! JUST LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR RED AND BLACK ARMOR AND THE FACT KAZUMA FAILED TO STEAL FROM YOU!"

I start laughing: "You think I'm with that villain from the world you just came here from? Really? If I were with him, I wouldn't have saved your lives. I would have just let you die because frankly.. It's true I care a lot about other life forms but at the same time, if someone's my enemy and I really have an issue with them, I wouldn't hesitate to kill them as quickly as possible or leave them to die. Now that I've made that clear, I'm going to make all of you stop thinking of Eda and King as monsters. Yes, I know all about each and every one of you. No, I'm not a god. I'm a nerd turned knight. I'm going to get a couple monster friends of mine to prove to you there's nothing to fear. Brb." I use Instant Transmission{yes, I can use it but the scope is limited) to find some of my monster friends. Luckily, they all happened to be together. Ender, Shadow, Bob(zombie), and Spidey. They see me and come over to me instead of getting closer to the castle through the parade procession. Ender speaks: "Swiftdrawer, what are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to have gone inside yet?" "We have some unexpected guests. Can the 4 of you help me in trying to get 4 of them to stop being afraid of Eda and King from The Owl House?" So, Ender and Shadow express their romantic relationship in PG ways after Shadow reveals his humanoid form. Bob does some beatboxing because he does that now apparently. Spidey moves around in a quirky way. But that's not enough. Now, Kazuma and co are even more scared. I face palm: "This isn't working." Luz speaks: "Hey! There's nothing to be afraid of! King! Be cute!" King ends up in Eda's arms while making cute noises. Eda coos. And the misfits are still terrified. I sigh: "Looks like I have to step in. Spidey, I hope you don't mind if I pick you up." Spidey gives me an understanding look and welcomes what's about to happen. I pick the big spider up with both of my hands and hug him.

He makes cute spider noises and wiggles playfully. Megumin's attitude shifts. It goes from intense to joyful. Her eyes become kawaii. "Awwwwwwww! This is such a wholesome moment!" At the same time, Ender and Shadow are now literally kissing each other passionately. I put Spidey down and he along with the other 3 suddenly run off. I say: "They're going to the party now. You can hear its music from here. With that settled, allow me to properly introduce myself. I'm not what you'd call an ordinary knight. My name is-" I am interrupted by more screaming. Using Artist's Eye, I create a trampoline to catch the Wattersons. Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Richard. They're even more dysfunctional than Kazuma and friends. But at least their actions tend to be less life threatening. "Wattersons, you're fine now. Stop screaming. I know who you are. That can be explained later." Gumball is a blue cat with a big head, black eyes, tiny pink nose, little ears, gray trousers, a short tail that looks like one of his other limbs, and a brown and really light brown sweater. Darwin is an orange goldfish with black eyes, a potato like shaped head but with fins at one end of the cheeks, a generally chibi like appearance, 2 arm like limbs that extend down from the bottom of his head, and 2 long legs with green and lime green shoes. He was the Watterson's pet goldfish until he suddenly grew legs. Anais is a pink bunny with a huge head as well, black eyes, sort of droopy big ears, and an orange and white dress with white shoes. The big head thing is a recurring Watterson thing.

Nicole as the mother passed down basically all of her looks down to Gumball so she's basically Gumball but taller, smarter, angrier, calmer, much more responsible, older, and feminine with a white shirt with a orange, yellow, and green round patch on it as well as a gray skirt. Anais gets most of her looks from Richard. The difference is that Richard has some side hairs, a wide body, a truly big head, big hands and feet, a big tooth always out even when his mouth is shut, a chubby chin, and a ironic business style outfit. Gumball says: "Umm, where are we and who are all of you?" Darwin speaks: "I think that's the least of our problems. Like how did we get here?" Anais looks around excitedly: "Guys! This is Equestria! My Little Pony! My Little Pony! Wait.. Why are there humans here?" Nicole sighs: "Okay, whose fault is it that we're here?" Richard gets excited too: "This place.. I've always wanted to go to a place like this!" Nicole glares at them: "Don't ignore me!" Eda laughs: "Heh, family problems. We know all too well about them. Am I right, Luz?" Kazuma sighs: "What the hell is this day turning into? We should have never accepted that quest from the guild.. Wait.." He looks pervertedly at Nicole. I walk almost right into his face: "If it weren't for the fact you have a thing for being a pervert, I would actually think you're the only truly rational member of your party. I know what you want to do. Don't do it unless you want to incur her wrath not to mention mine." A villain suddenly appears out of nowhere. It's Blight from Batman Beyond. I see him, pick him up, and throw him at the optimal angle to get rid of him. I sense his Ki fade from the world of Equestria after that. He died from the fall damage.

"Now that I have managed to get the attention of all of you.. Let me actually introduce myself and explain things. If you don't, I will personally tie all of you who refuse to let me talk to a rope and drag you around with me into that castle right behind us. It would be painful for you." A few minutes later, I've explained the basics and answered relevant questions while watching Kazuma's group and the Wattersons very closely. After that, I say: "Follow me. I'm going to show you around the party now that you understand what you need to understand at this moment in time." I ignore whatever they're saying until we reach the entrance to the castle. There, Deku is doing his All Might impression for some reason while also admitting people in. "Deku, hi. Why are you doing your All Might impression?" Deku smiles and waves while still doing that impression: "Hey! Come on in! I'm doing this because your friend Carlos dared me to!" "*cracks knuckles* After I help deal with those wealthy ponies, I'm going to have a talking to Carlos unless Madeline gets him first." I then see Dominic just inside the castle while dragging around Carlos through the air using gravity magic. "Oh, I guess he managed to piss off Dominic. That's quite the achievement and a terrible reason to earn a trophy." A couple minutes later, Richard, Aqua, and Megumin seek to eat way too much junk food. That's because they're running for it now that I've introduced the food area where there's all kinds of foods and drinks from across the multiverse. Death Quando's sandwiches, Pinkie Pie, Mr. Cake, and Mrs. Cake's desserts, some candy made by Bubblegum, Itchiraku's ramen, Blue Eyes White Dragon Roast(coffee), the many treats of the RCT3 universe, Skyline Chili, LaRosa's, Graeter's, many Miitopian foods(hieroglyphic toast, rock candy, you name it), Carowinds giant funnel cake, popcorn, many kinds of fruits and vegetables, Yugioh's(they're Yugilicious), weird Devil Artemis Universe foods, senzu bean stew, and more.

Nicole stops Richard: "Richard! No! Set a good example for the children!" Kazuma berets his teammates: "Damn it! Don't you go overboard again!" I sigh: "Let's just go to the produce part of this area." Myself and Nicole end up doing some dragging. The however many of us soon arrive to the area with all the fruits and veggies only to find Carlos and.. Flutterbat?! eating all of it. "You have got to be kidding me. Now I see that getting Carlos obsessed with fruit wasn't exactly my best plan. And why is Fluttershy like that? The curse was lifted long ago." Applejack is trying to stop them. And before I could proceed to help her, I get uncharacteristically distracted by DJ Kermit playing Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz to the point I start singing along in place while doing a hilarious air guitar thing with my sword. When the song ends, I return to my senses and silently yank Carlos and hand him back to Dominic. Dominic yawns: "What a handful. He managed to escape my gravity magic thing. Thanks for catching him. I'm going to take him as far away from food as possible in this party." He walks off with Carlos now trapped with something more powerful this time. I then help Applejack return Fluttershy to normal, restock the produce with my Artist's Eye, and overhear something. "Laser Battle 1 is not worthy of sharing the same park as me." I sigh and speak to the band of misfits from different worlds I ended up with: "Well, it looks like what I saw coming is really happening now. But how did Robot Arm 1 even get here?" I spot Major Smythe marveling at everything: "Oh! I do like these anthropomorphic animals!" He sees Alice and says to her: "I noticed your armor. Tell me, have you ever wrangled a crazed sea pickle?" I walk over to them only for the misfits to follow right behind me. Alice and Smythe notice me and look over.

"Hey, I hate to interrupt but.. do either of you know why Robot Arm 1 over there is here and how they even got here?" Smythe replies: "Even I do not know. I saw Robot Arm 1 appear before my very eyes. It was strange." Alice shakes her head: "I'm afraid I do not know of what caused that thing to come here." Darkness cheers: "Oh! A fellow lady knight!" Robot Arm 1 then says: "Aqua's carbon based organs repulse me. Nicole Watterson's brain is no match for me." The room we're in literally falls silent. All that can be heard is the drop of a pineapple pen of all things. Laser Battle 1 comes over and speaks: "Robot Arm 1, why are you here?" Aqua stares at the evil ride: "Whose organs are you calling repulsive?!" Nicole adds: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE!" RA1 replies: "Laser Battle 1, I have come here to prove how unworthy you are of sharing this space with me. I will destroy you." "DONT YOU DARE IGNORE A GODDESS!" LB1 says: "If it's a battle you want, it's a battle you'll get." Nicole and Aqua are only getting angrier but they're being completely ignored. Beerus groans: "Are you seriously going to fight each other at this party? And here I thought mortals were sometimes foolish." Suddenly, a group of cloaked individuals appear on either side of RA1. Robot Arm 1 says: "Our battle won't be a violent one necessarily. My programming prevents me from fighting violently. However, I have chosen champions to represent me in this conflict. Champions, remove your cloaks. If you fail, I will destroy you all myself by breaking my own programming." They do so. The first one is dressed head to toe in insect themed clothing. Ladybug glasses, grasshopper hat, cricket cape, stinkbug shoes, spider gloves, and more. He points at me and demands: "You! Give me back MY INSECTS! MY INSECT WORLD!" LB1 speaks: "I choose Swiftdrawer as my first champion." "I accept but still.. So you're the one who was so obsessed with insects that the bank took your park away and gave it to me along with all of your debts. And I had to make it a successful park while also dealing with Aincrad monsters."

"That's right and I've come to take it back!" The 2nd one speaks. They're dressed in adventure and western themed clothing. They point at me and say: "You! How dare you take over my park after the bank took it away from me!" "It's not my fault they gave it to me after taking it away. You didn't hire any mechanics and janitors so the vomit just kept growing as the rides kept breaking down. And when you sought to build The Avenger, the giga coaster I had to finish btw, that was the finishing blow. Don't blame me." LB1 says: "I select Nicole Watterson, Aqua, Eda, and Major Smythe as my other champions." The 3rd new enemy speaks. "Swiftdrawer! You made my park better! You cared about those useless animals and now, I live in your shadow!" "So the Zoo Rescue scenario was your park before it was mine. Maybe you should have cared more about the animals. If you had done that, you could have charged a lot more for seeing them. One of the animals was all alone in their habitat. You should be ashamed of yourself." The 4th interrupts: "How could they let YOU take in all those animals from my failed animal park?! was taking care of them well enough! But no, they just had to shut down my park!" "I'm not even going to say anything to you besides this. If you're going to purchase animals, you have to be able to take care of them or have people do so for you. If you aren't willing to treat the animals you purchase right, you shouldn't be allowed to own any. I turned a small theme park into a huge success in part by taking in the animals you failed. Rocky Coasters was fun to work on for the most part." The last one laughs malevolently: "Hahahaha! If we win, you're going to have to give Tiger Forest back to me! I thank you for turning it into a success, Swiftdrawer! But now, it's time to take it back!"

Robot Arm 1 speaks: "All of the carbon based organs present here completely disgust me. But these carbon based creatures aka my champions will still do nicely in helping crush you, Laser Battle 1." Nicole is furious now: "LETS JUST START! I WILL END YOU, ROBOT ARM 1!" Aqua adds: "YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH INSULTING A GODDESS!" Robot Arm 1 chuckles: "You carbon based creatures are pathetic at best." A series of pointless and ridiculous contests then begin with a game of rock paper scissors. I was up against the first enemy. I won. "You really thought you could outthink someone who is far better at theme park management than you are? This is the end. Prepare to lose. Im finally ready for our tiebreaker." "Shoot!" "Noooooooo! I'll never get my insects back! Curse you!" Nicole decimated the next one right as the game she was supposed to play began. It was literally Monopoly. That's ironic. "If you don't mind, I'LL GO FIRST!" Nicole rolls the dice after transforming into her demon form. The dice are incinerated by the intense force of her rolling them. The ex-owner of The Money Pit looks terrified: "Such power.." "I'LL DESTROY YOU NOW!" The ex-owner was literally torn to pieces by Nicole after she stomped on the Monopoly game until it was split into unrecognizable pieces. She attempted to then kill RA1 but was held back by her family and Aqua's power. Aqua laughs: "Not yet, Nicole Watterson! It's my turn!" She was up against the ex-owner of Zoo Rescue except she literally blasted them away before the game could even start. Kazuma yells: "AQUA, DAMN IT! YOU CANT EVEN PLAY A SIMPLE GAME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! *cries* KAZUMA! YOU BIG JERK!" Seeing this, Robot Arm 1 staggers: "I underestimated all of you.. This can't be.. You carbon based organisms are superior to me.." LB1 replies: "You have the right to surrender unconditionally."

"NEVER!" Beerus, Cell, Megumin, and Abridged Ishizu come over to us as a group with killing intent radiating off of all of them. Nicole's killing intent ends up adding to that. LB1 speaks: "It is time I reveal that you never stood a chance, Robot Arm 1." "What?! I don't believe you! After all.. I've been hiding something that none of you could have ever seen coming." "Shut up." "Silence! I'm going to bring some more friends of mine in! Meet Robot Arm 2 and everyone else I brought with me in secret! Why would I ever shut up?!" "Because shut up." Megumin laughs: "You think your friends will be able to save you?" Cell smirks: "Unlike you Robot Arm 1, I am perfection." I step back: "I'll let you all have the fun. *creates popcorn and starts eating it quickly* This won't last long." An army of Robot Arms appear only for the 5 to obliterate one after another over and over while the original watches in horror as its programming malfunctions due to experiencing emotions which is probably causing compiler error after compiler error. After a couple minutes, the army is supposedly defeated only for more to show up and Robot Arm 1's power level to mysteriously skyrocket as it glitches out a bit. I jump in: "Damn it! Looks like this is pretty serious! Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" A few seconds later, Robot Arm 1 is running out of power in a pile of its destroyed friends while Dominic and others fix the mess that's been made. RA1 screams: "This isn't over! I will have my revenge! Just you wait! Laser Battle 1! I will get you yet!" It then explodes. The end. Whatever is still left is quickly cleaned up. I sigh: "Well, at least that's over. I was expecting that to take longer. Oh well. It's time to be partying I guess." The Wattersons and the others surround me for some reason. Gumball asks: "So if you're a knight and wear all of that armor, how do you use the bathroom?"

Nicole berates him: "Gumball!" "No, it's fine. It's a somewhat decent question to ask because frankly, using the bathroom with armor on is amongst the most annoying and tedious things I've ever had to do. In medieval times, knights rarely used the bathroom in their armor. They'd rather soil themselves than hold it in during battle which is very fair to say the least." I then get suddenly abducted by aliens along with them. "We're being abducted, aren't we?" I black out. The next thing I knew, I woke up on the dance floor in the castle. "Ugh, why?! Okay, why does my belly feel swollen all of the sudden?" I get to my feet only to find a widely smiling Carlos who says: "Congrats! You're going to be the parent of a blood sucking parasitic alien creature!" "You better be pulling my leg." "Hehehehe! I'm not!" Megumin shouts: "Hold still, Swiftdrawer so I can blow up that thing inside of you with my Explosion Magic!" Kazuma yells at her: "MEGUMIN! YOULL KILL US ALL!" Eva walks over with the rest of SHINC: "That's not just some alien creatures. It's one of those xenomorphs. Once it bursts out of your belly, we'll shoot it to pieces for you." It bursts out of my belly only to struggle against my armor including the new set of chainmail armor I now wear underneath my metal armor to be extra careful. "Damn xenomorph. I'm going to see Shenron to get rid of it easier." Rakshata appears from who knows where and laughs: "That won't be necessary. Some of my newest babies will take care of it for you and then they'll leave you without leaving anything behind. It wasn't hard to get them inside of you given that they're nanobots." Ryuk suddenly shows up after someone throws a paper at me only for me to catch it: "Hehehehe. You creatures are so interesting." Without warning, all signs of the xenomorph vanish. It's gone now. But the others who were abducted have xenomorphs burst out of them too.

"You have got to be kidding me. Ryuk, why are you here?" He chuckles: "We'll be seeing each other again very soon. I thought I might as well drop in to say high before I went off to take my Death Note back from a certain someone." "Kira?" "Not telling. It'll be a nice surprise for when we next meet. Bye bye undead human knight!" With that, Ryuk vanishes. Now, chaos ensues as the xenomorphs go everywhere and even start multiplying for some reason. Part of the roller coaster I helped build as well as fully designed with some aid runs through the room I'm in. I happen to look up for any climbing xenomorphs only to find a bunch of those Leroys from Stitch eating some of the track. "Stop that! *flies up with Ki and starts knocking the Leroys off with Graceful Protector* This roller coaster wasn't built to be your feast! Go back to your universe!" But even I couldn't stop them in time for the coming roller coaster car to derail slightly before crashing right into me. I don't go anywhere but the entire car just breaks apart and gets greatly distorted while my armor remains unscathed as the passengers on the coaster are sent screaming and flying. Megumin ends up blowing up most of the castle into pieces, I nearly get caught in the blast, and she falls unconscious. Benson turns red and screams: "CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PARTY GO RIGHT FOR ONCE?!" Lemongrab also screams: "UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!" Darkness points up at me and exclaims: "Look! Swiftdrawer's not dead!" I yell down to her: "Yes I am! I'm already dead!" Several individuals utter: "You're a zombie?!" "YEAH! SO WHAT?! ALSO, MY ARMOR WEIGHS 1100 POUNDS!" ".." I jump down from the remains of the roller coaster and facepalm at what I'm seeing around me.

Rarity loses it: "The party? ITS RUINED! RUINED! AHAHAHAHA!" Twilight goes Twlinannas. Pinkie Pie smiles: "Worst Grand Galloping Gala ever!" Susan and Mary Test exclaim: "Not so fast!" They are joined late by the likes of Dominic in saying that same thing. Susan and Mary's construction drones appear: "What can we build for you?" Susan replies: "Help fix the castle!" "Got it." Dr. K speaks: "I wonder if any of my robots could help. Kolossal, why don't you try giving them a hand? It sure beats standing around at a party that has had its entire vibe killed off by an incident of epic proportions." "Kolossal." A familiar song from my childhood starts playing. "Bob The Builder, he can fix it!" Bob The Builder just poofs into the area, shouts: "We can fix it!" and starts helping out too. Scar Basiltomato looks at all of this and comments: "I'm not even going to ask." Muscleman and High Five Ghost start doing donuts with a random cart on the castle floor: "Woohoo! Let's bring back the party! You know who else wants to bring back the party? My mom!" Marceline laughs: "Hehe, if it's a party you want to revive, I can help with that." She pulls out her red axe turned bass guitar and starts strumming. The Wacky Clowns get their instruments too. Actually, they didn't. No. They got out weird substitutes for instruments and started using them. Because a chainsaw is totally a musical instrument. Their energy gets to me: "Well, weird instruments it is. *pulls out Graceful Protector* I can interpret the movements I make while drawing into sword attacks so I should be able to somehow make a musical something with my sword as well." And so, music played with weird instruments ends up being a thing. After the castle was quickly fixed with all of decorations put back and Tsunade leading efforts to heal the wounded and all that, the party was back on.

With Megumin out of mana, there's no chance of something like what just happened happening again for the rest of the day. I almost bump into Bray on the way to get some oranges. "Hey Bray. Sorry about that." "No need to express an apology to me." "Figures. Anyway, it's funny. There's almost no way we can let the Wattersons, Kazuma, Darkness, Aqua, or Megumin join BRAINS. If they were chaotic in the same way as the Wacky Clowns, that would be a different story. Let's not invite them to join. Let em go on just one mission and we might as well be asking for a catastrophe that could have been prevented to begin with." "Indeed." The Grand Galloping Gala continues on. But was it a success in the end? No. The chaos just kept on erupting in unexpected ways. But no one died so at least the event had that going for it. After being frozen by a rouge freeze ray, I brushed any dust or whatever off of me. With that done just like the event now so as well, I just teleported back to Mii World. Once there, I got word of something very urgent but also peculiar. "What do you mean there's a universe where people enjoy getting sick with Covid even if it disables them for months if not years? Oh yeah, I'm going on that damn mission alright. We're going to bring down the scum behind such heinous crap in order to save that universe's human population from its own self destruction." Dominic replies: "I would say it's a nap causation but it's far more urgent than that." "We can never really get a break from all of this stuff. When things aren't hilariously chaotic, they're horrifically dangerous and serious." "About that.." "What are you hiding?" "We have some guests who will be staying in this base for a while." "Who?" Darkness and co walk into the room we're in with Darkness immediately rambling about my armor and how heavy it is. I facepalm: "Why are they staying here for a while?"

Aqua chuckles nervously. Kazuma glares at her before saying: "This useless goddess got our universe taken over by a bunch of aholes!" "..How do you even manage to pull that off? Well, if you're going to stay here, can you please not destroy this entire planet somehow while you're here? And there's no way we're letting any of you help us with our missions. Your team dysfunctionality is so bad that even I don't think it would be wise to let you even though I've personally helped do ridiculous things to fight enemies in the past."