Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 26: Animal Control vs Furries

Date: March 1st, 2024

I sigh in exasperation at Kevin of the Supernoobs. "You're just going to keep annoying me until I say yes, right?" We are currently on the BRAINS space station which is slowly turning into like an artificial dwarf planet because we are continuously trying to expand and improve upon it. It was deemed most optimal to create a new system for generating artificial gravity for the station. Up to now, we have relied on magic and forms of energy compatible with it inside of various devices that can be controlled in the control room. While that is well and good, it was determined that reshaping the space station into a planet like body would allow us to create a new machine in the center of it that would act as the ship's inner core. Hell, the whole thing's getting reconfigured with all that was built to turn it into a sphere. We are mimicking the design of Planet Earth in order to make the station more stable and energy efficient than it already is. Tangent over. Kevin smiles and nods excitedly: "That's right! You just have to come to our school! Like I keep saying, it's Be A Famous Person Day. *chuckles* But who said I had to follow the rules when I know a lot of cool famous people?!" "The only incentives I have for going there are that it will make you stop bothering me, the experience will be interesting, and I will get a chance to go up against more deranged people. I've only been saying no to test your willpower. It looks like you really are immune to the word no at this point."

"Hehe! Then is that a yes?!" "Yes. Just don't make me regret this. I already don't like the idea of being called a famous person. I have a general idea of how things are going to go though so it will be alright in the end." And a few minutes later, we teleport to Tyler's basement in order to be more discreet. After all, even the Supernoobs are still keeping their identities as heroes a secret and I really don't like attention from lots of people at once. Tyler, Shope, Memock, Roach, and Zenblock give us various expressions. Zenblock stares at Kevin: "You had better hope this doesn't go horribly wrong. Memock and I have even taken our Bob and Rob forms as you can see as usual. That wacko science teacher of yours may have been completely defeated in another dimension but we can't be too careful." I add: "None of you have to say it. Of course I'm in my armor. Now then, I'm going to hide my armor for now with a basic illusion spell since I know how to do that now. The less attention we get, the better. Are all of you ready for this?" Some time later, we have used normal modern ways to get to Cornbury Middle School. Mem and Zen are disguised as janitors. Looking around, we see all students and faculty except Kevin dressed up as famous people. Kevin smirks: "This is going to be hilarious! Principal Wormeramer won't see this coming!" I wag my finger: "Not so fast. How much time until the 5 minute bell rings?" "Uhh.. We got here earlier than usual. Tyler, Shope, Mem, and Zen insisted on that." "Good. I'm going to take a jog to the woods nearby where I will dispel my spell and return with my appearance restored to that of my knightly identity."

I do just that and when I jog back, the chaos begins. Chronos, Vice Chancellor of Duel Academia appears with Bonaparte(aka Napoleon) who is just below him in Duel Academia's administration. Chronos has blonde hair tied into a long ponytail at the back, light skin, gray? eyes, a huge duel disk attached to his golden but mostly blue uniform with a pink portion around his neck, and dark colored lipstick. Bonaparte literally is a short French man with his long mustache, greying/balding hair, middle aged face, light skin, dark eyes, and uniform that you'd expect to be worn by an admiral or general. Chronos screams: "Momma mia! Where the hell are we now?!" Bonaparte replies: "I don't know but you need to calm down, Chronos!" "Wait! Don't we know some of the people here? Why are most of them dressed so strangely?!" Tyler and the others along with myself end up going over to them. Tyler(dressed as a famous samurai) responds to the Ancient Gear duelist with a PHD in dueling: "Hey, it's you. I've seen you a few times, Mister-" "That's Doctor to you!" Boneparte shakes his head: "Can we just focus on why we're here and-" Jock Jockerson interrupts him. He has a mostly red shirt, blonde hair, and looks like an oversized school jock with a body proportion that I'm not even sure is normal for human beings in most universes. He points and laughs: "Hey loser noobs! Looks like you brought along some pathetic looking friends with you today! *points at Chronos* Look at this crossdressing loser! *points at Bonaparte* And look at this shortie! *points at me* And look at.. this.."

I stare at him: "Speechless, huh?" Kevin smirks: "I knew this would be a good idea!" Jock glares at him: "What did you do, loser noob?!" I speak firmly: "He pestered me to come here with him and his friends. In case you were wondering, yes. I'm a real knight." "Ha! You don't scare me! Even if you're a 'real' knight, you don't stand a chance against THE JOCK!" "You think a taunt like that is going to trigger me? I have news for you. I have no interest in engaging you. Actually, you are a bully. Perhaps I shall engage you and quickly humiliate you right in front of everyone here.." Bonaparte exclaims: "No! I will humiliate him and teach him a lesson for calling me a shortie!" Chronos states: "Hmph! I'll show this joker what it means to be a loser with my Ancient Gear Golems!" But then, more familiar faces show up. Sailor Moon lands flat onto the ground. Kermit walks over casually while dragging Cell as Zarbon follows behind with a wide grin on his face. Kaiba performs acrobatics to nullify his own fall damage and brushes hardly visible dirt off of his signature outfit. Mokuba is then caught in his arms. I face palm: "Please tell me that's everyone who's making an unexpected appearance today.." Right after I say that, the first bell rings. Mem stares: "I'm just glad you noobs don't actually have to attend class today. Even with all of the fun activities in there, I just know that things will go HORRIBLY WRONG AND I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS!"

Kaiba walks over and states with his signature ice cold glare on his face: "Now tell me what the hell is going on here unless you want to face the wrath of my Blue Eyes White Dragons!" Pegasus J Crawford shows up in a strange way and laughs: "Oh, Kaiba-boy, it appears we've all been sent here by some kind of interdimensional phenomenon that may have been caused by something as mischievous as my beloved Toon monsters! While we're here, let's have some fun!" "Pegasus." The creator of Duel Monsters starts just walking on ahead while saying: "Come along, everyone! The fun is only just getting started! I can't wait to find out for myself what's going to happen today!" I sigh: "In a short while, we're going to encounter a bizarre situation that can be traced back to fascist transphobia.. That being said, I already have my own plans for dealing with that. Humiliation isn't enough to stop fascists. That's a rule of thumb that must be taken seriously. However, it may be enough to stop the underlines of fascist monsters." A few minutes later, we are all ushered in the auditorium where Wormeramer and the other faculty members are on stage. She smiles brightly. She has pretty big but fancy brown hair, a pudgy build, glasses, dark? eyes, light skin, a pink shirt, lipstick, and more. After everyone quiets down, Wormeramer smiles again and speaks: "Welcome, students, parents, and other visitors to Be A Famous Person Day! It's great to see all of you in costume for the occasion! I haven't dressed up for it just yet but I will in no time."

"Moving on, before we begin this day of fun and excitement. There's an important announcement I have to make. As per this nation's latest law, there's something I need to find out. Are any of you in here.. furries? If you are, raise your hand and come to the stage in an orderly fashion. While you do that, please welcome the people really in charge of all this! It's none other than the agents of Cornbury's Animal Control!" I face palm. No one even dares raise their hand at such an absurd question in the midst of an equally absurd situation. I look at Kevin: "Keep your damn hand down. Don't get up. I can single handedly take care of this." Someone shouts: "What kind of question is that?!" Wormeramer chuckles somewhat nervously: "There's no furries here?! I can't believe that! I could have sworn some of my students get into all kinds of trouble.. INCLUDING TRANSFORMING INTO ANIMALS. But maybe that's all been just my imagination.. Okay. I'll answer the question now.. This is awkward, isn't it? Are any of you aware of the new law that was just passed? It's based on a law that was passed in Oklahoma some time ago. *silence* So no one has? Should have guessed. Moving on.. This new law mandates that we call Animal Control to take away students, faculty, and any guests who identify as furries and lock them into cages. If they want to be animals, we'll treat them like animals! Or that's how the leading sponsor of the law when it was just a bill said." Kaiba shouts: "What a pathetic waste of time! We're going, Mokuba!" I suddenly sense 2 strong power levels that are unfamiliar.

The room goes silent again with various reactions being expressed. Chronos yells: "What a pointless law! That's just cruel! And to think this nation has chosen to stoop so low!" Wormeramer replies: "Well, it's the law now. We have to obey it. Also.. Don't think of leaving just yet. If no one will confess to being a furry.. Then we must take drastic measures!" Kaiba scoffs: "What are you going to do? Threaten our lives? Oh please, I've dealt with enough nutjobs for a lifetime." The Animal Control agents suddenly are joined by reinforcements. They all show off their big muscles and shout in unison: "We won't let anyone leave and we will expose all the furries here! Activate Furry Detection!" I stand up: "I tire of often being the first to actually do something about something bad that isn't at the level of endangering an entire planet. You want to round up all furries here, huh?! Well then.. I'm proud furry trash! That's right! I'm a furry! I have a fursona. Im into the naughty furry stuff. OwO UwU. X3. Rawr. Awoo. Look at me." One of them replies: "You're lying! You can't be a furry! You don't have one of those weird animal costumes! You can't fool anyone! No furry wears knight's armor! Stop defending furries, knight! I don't care if you're actually a knight or not. You're probably just a LARPer!" "You don't believe me? Okay. Let your strange technique work it's magic then." Beerus who is apparently here as well stands and shouts: "YOU DAMN MORTALS. BY YOUR RIDICULOUS LABELS AND DEFINITIONS, IM A FURRY TOO!" Kermit gets up and raises his hands: "I'm a furry too! Look at me, I'm even a talking frog!" Music suddenly starts playing as my mii counterpart walks into the stage followed by a procession of various individuals.

I know all of them. Carlos. Pinkie Pie. Snarky. Roshi. And more. The procession starts dancing as the power of the music sends those already on stage flying off of it. Then, my mii starts singing to the pop style music. "UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO." They keep going until the music stops. The AC agents get back on stage and push those who were on there off. One of them shouts: "WE HAVE IDENTIFIED ALL OF THE FURRIES! THERES NOWHERE TO RUN OR HIDE, YOURE COMING WITH US!" Most of the agents run into the audience to drag out all of the furries. When one comes for me, I just say: "You're going to regret this for the rest of your life." before effortlessly knocking them out with a tap on the forehead. I then drag them along as I make my way to the stage on my own. Similarly, Kevin, transformed into Bigfoot carries a struggling agent. Beerus flies over with another in hand. And so on. The whole audience is now in an uproar as confusion and chaos begin to take root. Arguments form about obeying the law and opposing it. Once I reached the stage with the AC agents mostly unsuccessful at capturing anyone, I say: "I bet just taking one of us would more than satisfy whoever is above you in handling this new law. Take me. I'll go inside your vehicle willingly without resistance. We can do this more peacefully." After some convincing, I get some of them to fall for it.

This time, I'm going to be really involved in the chaos. Some time passes until I'm safely inside one of their vehicles. But that doesn't last long as I pull out my sword and use it to break out and nearly destroy the whole thing with no effort. Now that I've done this, I slide my sword into its scabbard and state: "I'm not as strong as say, Superman but I can still at least lift this vehicle." And with that, I lift the vehicle I was in. Its driver screams in fright at this. Mem and Zen catch up with me. Zen says: "We found the people behind that ridiculous law. Care to pay them a visit?" "I have a better idea. We're going to humiliate them so badly that even fascists like them won't be able to regain their composure or lost reputation after this. We'll visit them alright but we're going to bring them to the middle school. Since they want to be so obsessed with getting at trans people by using anti-furry hatred as a medium through which to get them, we're going to make certain that the public loses faith in them and their fellow fascists give up on them completely." It doesn't take long to get em all thanks to teleportation and all of that. Once we got them all, we throw them into the vehicle I've been carrying after just letting the AC agent driver off to run away. We return to the auditorium to find the chaos has only worsened. There's brawls and more everywhere. I sigh: "Well. Guess that we won't exactly be able to humiliate all of these monsters." Mem says: "Wait, that's not true. We don't have to do it here.."

Ignoring the chaos, we end up going to the local news station hosted by Hank Anchorman to in fact humiliate them. But honestly, I didn't know what to do to help humiliate them so I just teleported away and went back to the auditorium. Once back there, I saw that things have gotten even worse. "ANCIENT GEAR GOLEM, POUND THIS JOCK SLACKER WITH MECHANIZED MELEE!" Jock screams as he runs away from the machine Duel Monster. I face palm. Meanwhile, Kevin is being a super doofus. "I want out of this. I think I'm just going to leave." I teleport back to Mii World only to see chaos happening there too. "What is this?! Chaos is happening here too?!" To Twisted Land. "Why?! There's chaos here too! This theme park is basically my child! You have got to be kidding me! Okay.. Is there anywhere where I can get some peace and quiet in the KNOWN MULTIVERSE APART FROM MY UNIVERSE WHICH KIND OF SUCKS THANKS TO HUMAN GREED?!" I head to Link VRAINS. But.. Theres a lot of chaos even inside the virtual world. Speed duels are happening all over while arguing is heard from all directions. I try the Lost Academia. "Damn it. Even here. Magic accidents.. everywhere.." I hop from universe to universe to no avail. Aincrad seemed most likely chaos free but no. "Forget this! I'm teleporting to a void dimension!" I do just that only to run into chaos again. "..This is unreal. Come on! Is the whole multiverse in chaos?!"

Giving up, I go to my and Herbsalvin's room in the Miitopia BRAINS base. Once there, I put my head in a pillow and cover myself with a comforter. The chaos I've seen has been so immense that not even my patience was enough to endure it. So loud. So distracting. I even had a very painful headache at this point. "I went from watching my grandma's casket being closed to it being put in the dirt from a distance to waking up in this body to getting this headache.. What a world.." Sometime later, I hear Herbsalvin's voice: "Swiftdrawer.." "Please don't make me get out of this position.. It's all too much for me.. All of this chaos.." "Swift.. I have something for you.." I reluctantly emerge from hiding to find my lover with a pair of earplugs in hand while wearing a pair themselves. I accept the earplugs and put 'em in. We embrace and kiss before I say: "Thank you.. I think I can handle it now." "Excellent. We must be off now." "Where?" "Cornbury. It's gotten worse than it was when you were still there." "You have got to be kidding me. How has it gotten worse? No, actually. Don't tell me. It will be as plain as day, won't it?" Not long after that, we are right there. In the auditorium where chaos really has gotten worse. There's active fights with AC agents just showing off those strong power levels in full force. I draw Graceful Protector: "Damn it. Let's take care of this."

But then, I notice something strange: "Wait, why aren't their attacks actually doing any damage and why is the air full of high pressure all of the sudden?" The pegasus knight sighs: "It isn't the power of their physical strength that's the problem.. It's their words.." "..That's new.." We sort of jump into the fray and I feel the power of an insult being hurled at Tyler by one of the AC agents. It didn't hurt me but I still felt it. "Are you serious?! Words but not arm muscles really do have power now?! I have so many questions!" Dominic teleports to our location and right as an AC agent prepares to insult us for our armor, he cuts in: "You waste of space. Don't you dare insult my friends. I will rearrange you until you are nothing more than garbage on the floor." The AC agent screams as the power of the scientist's words sends him flying. I stare at Dominic: "Dominic.. Where did you pick up those kind of insults?" "What a nap causation. Insults are too much effort. The answer to your question is obvious. I don't feel like explaining." I sweatdrop. "Well anyway, I guess this situation will be really easy to end then. The whole anti-furry law will soon be taken care of with what's going on elsewhere in part thanks to my efforts. I'm someone who largely refrains from insults but in this case, I suppose there's no other choice. So be it." I go up to one of the other AC agents and decide to unleash a relentless torrent of insults: "You damn fool! Why in the hell would you obey a law about people you don't even know?! Bastard, so you think the likes of me are trash huh? So that's how it is. Funny you believe such things when it is you who is trash!"

I take a breath: "Coward! Scumbag. Foolish pawn. Nimrod. Doofus. Gullible dummy. Jerk. Dumba*s. D*c*." I literally list off every appropriate insult I can think of. I just don't stop until I run out. By the time I'm done, they're completely defeated. There's no way they would have stuck around at this point to obey a dumb law considering all that has happened if they didn't have their heart in obeying it so I felt little guilt about those insults. My mii counterpart spontaneously sings on stage again with a bunch of others going up to dance and sing along. Shrugging, I join them since I might as well embrace the nonsense of the chaos that has erupted across the multiverse. With all of that being said and done, it turns out we're all just singing whatever, no matter how bad or dumb it is or sounds. So I sing: "I'm a flying fish can. Dododododo. Weeeeeeeee. I am so kinda rusty at singing but it's fine. Ramble ramble. We're dancing and we're singing. I don't know what to sing next. Forget all the chaos, we're having fun I guess. I'm quite simply too logical to be inclined to speak completely randomly in most situations. I don't know what's going to happen next. We're probably going to resolve more chaos in another world after this." And that's when the floor vanishes below us and we're sent to this strange world full of parties and such. I keep singing: "Here we are, in another strange world. I'm not going to care about anything for now, I'm just going to let this run its course." But then, a bunch of familiar places appear and squish together into some kind of strange abomination and we just sort of get merged with it. I look down to see that I'm stuck in solid concrete. Carlos starts singing obnoxiously loud: "Lalalalalala. We're merged. Merged with concrete now. He he he he. He he he he he. He he he he he."

I join in: "Look at me. I'm part of concrete now. Everything that's happened to me no longer matters anymore." My mii counterpart sings: "And Crainer is still not Elmo." I sing again: "I'm not Elmo either no matter how many times my dad says I am. And then, I sometimes call him Elmower. But in retrospect, it is I who is Elmower. After all, I am trash." Mordecai, Rigby, and co appear. Rigby sings: "Let us join together to sing whatever this is supposed to be. I don't know man, what even is this?" Pops smiles and sings in an opera voice: "This is the great multiverse singing thing!" We just keep singing and singing and dancing together for who knows how long until someone shouts: "The multiverse is about to die!" We all stop abruptly. Chronos yells: "I know we've been singing nonsense but WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO BE?! DONT JOKE AROUND LIKE THAT!" That someone was apparently Daichi Misawa: "Professor, that was no joke. By my calculations and reports of widespread chaos, it is clear that that's going to happen unless we do something and fast." "Daichi. If that's true, what do you suggest we do?!" Boneparte nods: "If the multiverse is about to be destroyed, we had better come up with something to stop that and fast! GIVE US YOUR ANSWERS!" "Alright! Alright! Calm yourselves. Now to stop the-" Daichi is interrupted by Pinkie Pie: "Silly! I know how to save the multiverse! Friendship and harmony!" I state: "I like how the whole furry situation earlier is just getting swept under the rug like it's no big deal. We should go to that auditorium because I have a feeling it ain't over there just yet. There, we can use friendship and all."

So we teleport straight there after Bray shouts: "Dimension Stabilization!", a spell she apparently has to restore a dimension to normal. It frees us from all that strange fusing we were forced into. The AC agents aren't done yet. In fact, a dark power surrounds all of them and there's more of them now. And they all have power rings on their hands? One lifts theirs up: "Transphobia!" Another. "Homophobia!" Yet another. "Racism!" And you get the point. "Xenophobia!" "Eugenics!" "Furry hate!" "Nationalism!" "Islamophobia!" "Anti-semitism!" "Bigotry!" "Christian Fundamentalism!" "White Power!" "Money!" "Greed!" "Apathy!" "Prejudice!" "Lies!" "Misinformation!" "Ableism!" "Fatphobia!" "Capitalism!" "Imperialism!" "Classism!" "Worker exploitation!" "Child labor!" "Covid denialism!" "Climate change!" And with them all done shouting things they apparently embody, an evil figure appears: "And by your powers combined, I am Tyrant Fascism!" I sigh: "I stopped laughing/having fun when I heard one of them shout 'Transphobia'. We're going to beat this Captain Planet ripoff through cliches, aren't we? That's just ridiculous because comedy and kindness aren't nearly enough to crush fascism. Our opponent is a serious threat." Tyrant Fascism laughs: "That's right! Now you know what I really am like! Transphobia is just one of my many tools to control and oppress ordinary human beings! Heh. It's been a long time since anti-Irish sentiments have been in any way integral to oppressing foolish ordinary humans. Too bad that flavor of racism has died out! I would have enjoyed using it!" Beerus replies: "Shut the hell up. You don't even deserve to speak before the likes of me!"

Tsunade is apparently here too: "But that's not all. Anyone who spouts the rhetoric of fascists must be stopped. They do not deserve any time of day." I nod: "As Oi Polio said in their song Bash The Fash, Nazis and fascists must have their groups crushed to pieces before they can get power. But if they already have power.. As the Dead Kennedys say in one of their songs.. They need to F off. As Sonic Youth says in their song Youth Against Fascism, when you got a foolish man, you got a hate group. Tyrant Fascism, shut up and crawl back to the hole you came from. You are an embodiment of hatred. Logic doesn't work on you nor does humiliation. Kindness may only make you briefly pause. That leaves force as the only viable option. If you won't buzz off and keep your bs to yourself at least, we'll kill you with any means necessary. You will die. I promise you that your death will be painful. Even if it's quick, we'll make sure you get what you deserve which is much more than a knuckle sandwich. We are all beyond hatred. Any species that has a high enough social and technological development to where they are masters of their planets have long surpassed the need for virtually any kind of hatred. Therefore, they must eliminate such hatred to the best of their abilities. In my world, we have virtual reality, steel hybrid roller coasters, a under construction several hundred foot tall roller coaster, a renovated coaster that now has a 500 foot vertical spike, many styles of pizza, mass production of just about anything you can think of, social media, voice and video calls, huge conventions, nuclear bombs, and more."

"The need for hatred has long expired in it now that humans have conquered all else. Bash the Fash. Abolish capitalism." We then all start just fighting Tyrant Fascism while ignoring its words. The words of fascists are worth nothing. We soon find that ordinary means of attacks have no effect on such a figment of hatred and greed. That was no surprise after the fiasco with a sentient KOSA. By the way, KOSA is becoming closer to reality, dear readers so I suggest you do something to fight back before the summer of 2024 which is when they plan on passing it. KOSA would basically bring the dreams of Tyrant Fascism to reality if passed. After a few minutes, we start really taking the fight seriously by using whatever means left that we could use. I start screaming Death Metal style as others dance and so on. As the seconds pass, we all become more in harmony with one another. Thanks to this, our moves are much more synchronized and it's like the very power of friendship is radiating off of us at this point. To add to that, Tyrant Fascism's words are constantly being drowned out by all of the noise we are making. We are doing basically any non violent means that have over the past years pissed off government authorities on the Earth we share, readers. That includes something as non violent as peacefully protesting. Other things are used as well such as maracas and drums. Tyrant Fascism looks scared. You see, when the people come together to fight fascism, fascism doesn't stand a chance. Fascism requires total control and oppression. The people must be left powerless to fight back for fascism to win.

So what happens when those gathered in the same area as a fascist really come together while still being able to defend themselves well? A powerful counter to fascism. Our foe tries using violence against us but even if we weren't well protected, we would still not give into its evil wants and desires at all. That's because fascism must be completely crushed and smashed no matter what. Not many people in every single world BRAINS has members in have the guts to actually fight against fascism in person especially if it means they die a painful death in the end. Tyrant Fascism is slowly weakening because we are using any method we can to fight back except violence because violence deals 0 damage against our foe in this case. In reality, violence can be just the thing to damage and destroy fascism in a lot of cases. It took a war to crush the Nazis after all. "No! Nooooo! Stop it! Shut up you freaks! Why won't you listen to me?! ALL THIS SILLY ART STUFF. WHY MUST YOU USE ART?! ART SHOULD BE CONTROLLED COMPLETELY BUT NO, YOU ARE SPREADING IT AS A FORCE OF CHAOS BY EXPRESSING YOURSELVES WITH IT. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!" We just keep going until some sort of friendship energy forms enough to crush Tyrant Fascism completely, leading to its destruction. With that done, things calm down a lot and all of the earlier fighting finally ceases.

I then say to Kevin: "Sorry but we gotta go. I can't help you cause more mischief through reactions now. It is time to stabilize the multiverse by resolving even more chaos." We soon teleport off to various universes. I head to Twisted Land where I start performing a dumb improvised off the top of my head song to get all of that damn fighting to end already. "Don't fight. Don't fight. Stop fighting! Embrace the harmony. Laugh at farts. Just laugh at farts and make bad jokes. There's no need to fight here. This is a place of imagination and wonder where the past, present, and future come together." As I walk around the park singing this kind of stuff, I do random things as I do so while keeping the volume of my voice all the way up high. That includes making all my farting obvious by squatting whenever I did and spraying others with a toy water gun. It takes time but my message spreads. When I finish walking around: "If you're going to fight, do it with children's card games instead!" My next stop was UA High where things were a lot more chaotic. I teleport there to find Bakugo yell no and blowing things up. "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN EXTRAS AND NERDS!" I throw a rubber chicken at him after squeezing it tightly: "Calm down and laugh a little bit!" "SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A USELESS AGENT OF LAUGHTER?!" I throw another one after squeezing it harder: "Since the multiverse became in danger because of chaos like this. I don't even understand half of what the hell is even going on here. Like why do I see a food fight from the direction of this school's cafeteria?!" He just gets madder and starts yelling even more.

I pull out the water gun from before and squirt him with it while keeping up with him despite all of his running and leaping as he chases after some of his peers and blows things up all around him. I made damn sure the water in the water gun was ice cold. Bakugo yells: "SOOOOOO COLD!" I reply: "Next time, it will be an ice bucket instead. That's a promise." "WHAT THE HELL!" "Oh great, I just made you even angrier. Ice bucket it is then." I use my Artist's Eye to create a freezing cold ice water bucket and dump it on him the first chance I get. It has the intended effect. It is so cold that he is literally too shocked from it to be angry anymore. This amongst other interventions leads to the end of the chaos at UA. Myself and many others continue on throughout the multiverse to put a stop to more chaos. Eventually, things finally settle down except for one last universe. And well.. None of us could even hear ourselves speak once we reached it. The universe had been identified as the universe where all of this chaos had started before somehow spreading throughout the multiverse. We were all made aware of it after it was discovered by chance. And now that we're here, I can't help but sigh. Even though the N95 masks we all wear (as a precaution against unknown diseases as well as known dangerous ones from across the multiverse such as Covid, HIV, and magic disrupting infections) are made invisible to the naked eye without affecting their effectiveness thanks to magic and science, the people of this universe are still somehow able to tell we're wearing them. After one of them saw us while engaging in activities that fascists love, we quickly found ourselves surrounded by a painfully cliche angry mob.

We heard them say a lot of things as they tried to attack us. "Covid is over! Take those disgusting masks off! They don't even work anyway!" "You must still be worried about Covid! Stop being ridiculous! It's just a cold! Your masks are distracting me from my garden work!" "Eww! Forever Covidians! Let's get them!" What the hell does that even mean? "Hey! Look at them! So daft for folks who still think Covid is a problem to just show up here! I'm so upset with my life that all these thoughts I'd normally not speak aloud can't be held back anymore!" "Fools! Take those ugly things off! They're making me want to throw up!" "Why are you all wearing masks?! Stop wasting your efforts, they're going to make you die from all that carbon dioxide!" So now I really understand why this universe is the source of all of the chaos today. Not only is there all this hatred but it appears the people of this universe have unusually high power levels with a lot of magic in the very air itself. We are at the epicenter of the problem. A city in the US South which is fitting because the marginalized in the US South are amongst the most oppressed human beings in recent history. The mob grows bigger and bigger. I sigh and somehow manage to hear myself speak the words I want to say: "Even the more liberal variants of Covid denialism in this universe are hostile. A you do you approach to something that puts people in danger is a death sentence for a lot of people. If a pandemic causing disease is still around even if less people die per capita now versus when less was known about, maybe it should be taken more seriously but that's just me."

We end up having to get physical with the mob. But in our wake, all that's left in the end are fragments of destroyed buildings and a lot of unconscious locals. I breathe a sigh of relief: "If nothing else, at least we can hear hear ourselves talk pretty well. But not for long. If the mob is any indication, this is a problem that none of us can just laugh about unless humor is the only way to shut down the root of it once and for all." After an hour of searching throughout the whole world, we find the source. A single rich white man who looks kind of like a walking stereotype. Myself and a few others attempt assassination of him but nothing happens. Instead, he sees us and smirks: "I see more fools have chosen to-" Someone farts. He gets a small cut. I clench my teeth: "Is the multiverse trying to make fascism and greedy capitalists sound like less serious threats than they are?! Seriously! No matter how dumb or incompetent a fascist can be, that doesn't make them any less a threat. We've faced a lot of enemies whose intellect wasn't quite there but were still very dangerous to deal with. Janemba is a perfect example of that. He doesn't even speak. He's more of a childish berserker than anything else. What makes someone dangerous isn't a simple formula. It's whatever traits they have that can hurt people combined with their influence." The man laughs: "That's right! Now, time to kill you-" Someone else farts. I pull out another rubber chicken through means I won't explain and throw it at our foe. He cries out in pain as I squeezed it just like the others before throwing it.

Chronos exclaims: "What kind of opponent is this?! How can someone be strong enough to resist physical attacks yet be ultra sensitive against.. farts and rubber chickens that you can make scream?! Momma mia! What's next?!" Pinkie Pie chuckles: "Now that we're all here, let's use all the humor and fun we can to end him!" A bunch of us sweat drop, it's somewhat hard to believe even now that she would end a sentence in "end him!" or similar. Chronos then laughs: "I've pulled my fair share of tricks to get what I want. Oh Mokeo! I hope you came here with us!" A young kid with a hair color that looks like it mixes medium gray with purple, gray? eyes, light skin, and a really chill looking outfit walks over to Chronos and yawns: "What's up, Professor? Who do you want me to take care of today? Okay?" Do you see that evil man over there?! Put him to sleep! Maybe that will put an end to him once and for all!" "Sure, I will do just that. After all, he really is part of The Establishment. He must be ended right here right now because The Man must fall. Okay? I summon Mokey Mokey and just in case, activate Human Wave Tactics as well. Oh and since my duel disk is really chill in Rush Duel mode, I'll summon 2 more Mokey Mokeys and set a card facedown. Okay?" Our foe is already looking a little sleepy. We just stand and watch as Mokeo works his magic to make that horrible man fall asleep. As a result of all of this, it doesn't take long for the man to fall asleep. Smackdown and Mokey Mokey King weren't even needed to make that happen.

Korosensei also appears and chuckles: "Well well, I heard about the whole situation here. It's even more interesting up close. Well then, shall we really get started?!" Tsunade replies: "Yes. It's likely that he will still be damaged by you know what even while unconscious. Making him fall asleep didn't damage him but it did make it easier to damage him." And so, we just do all sorts of silly things in an attempt to kill him. Each and every silly thing we did dealt damage. To think that a powerful human being could be physically and visibly damaged from the soundwaves of farts, contact from a screaming rubber chicken, whoopie cushion, and other such things.. This is not how I ever expected to take down a fascist responsible for a level of Covid denialism so bad that it really is comical. That's not to say it ain't comical at times in other universes but still. It's so ridiculous. Unbelievable. The man behind all of this nonsense dies in his sleep from the soundwaves of a single fart in the midst of everything else that had managed to wound him. I just say: "This.. isn't how I expected for things to end at all. Things this time have been truly borderline surreal. This is pretty bizarre to say the least. At least it's over and it's been a minute since I was able to safely take these earplugs out. I'm also glad that I'm not the only one expressing thoughts outloud right now. We should do more about the Covid denialism here. It won't die so easily. Taking it out entirely in one day would be impossible without directly going against the values we uphold. Brainwashing or forcing people to give it up won't work anyway."

And so, we end up doing what we can for this particular universe before going our separate ways for now until the next battle. Once I'm back in Miitopia, Herbsalvin, Dominic, and various things come to me. We choose to sit down and talk in the library. Bray speaks first: "Swift, you know why we've come to you, right?" "My grandma was buried." "Yes. That's why we're here talking with you. Are you okay?" "Yeah. But I think we shouldn't just end this conversation right here and so abruptly. After all, I'm not 100% okay mentally when I think about her. Emotionally, it's almost 100% but not quite. It doesn't help that I'm still adjusting to losing her and in a way, the same goes regarding my mom. It's been 2 years since she died and yet, it's like there's something still missing inside of me. The grief I feel now is so little especially compared to the grief I felt in the Infinityverse. All of you died in there and I spent such a long time knowing you were all dead while in that horrible game. There's just things about all of you that make me feel alive and more like myself in ways the society I was raised in cant provide for me. To a large extent, my family just can't make me feel the way y'all do. I don't have to try to dance around, trying to keep people from getting pissed off at me. It's a lot to say. Over in my universe, it feels like I'm somewhat repressed when it comes to the passion I do have. I get told things like 'use your inside voice' on occassion."

This ends up turning into a heart to heart where all of us share thoughts and feelings. They just wanted to make sure I was okay. With the war going on as well as all of our individual troubles, it's good to check up on one another every so on. We recently just helped take care of ending a huge battle in the Marvelverse. That was messy, troublesome, and chaotic. It's as we say. In BRAINS, no one gets left behind. It has taken so much work to create the unity we have now and almost as much work to maintain it. We continue the inspections of the various groups who are connected to BRAINS as well as internal inspections in order to ensure we don't have anymore betrayals or have someone use BRAINS Collective resources to strengthen their secret life as a dictator. Such problems are now taken care of more promptly at this point.