Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 29: Skibidi Toilet, Tradition Breaking, Crash Town

Date: June 7th, 2024

For once, I cackle mischievously at the beautiful plan we have hatched this time. The only reason we can carry it out is we have temporarily broken time for much of Don Thousand's empire, I'm not even going to question how that managed to work out. All I care about is the chaos we are about to unleash intentionally. Usually, the chaos just happens spontaneously but not this time. No, we're going to really have fun with it. Fluffy Afro speaks: "I'm feeling wacky today!" I reply: "Aren't we all? Are the kazoos all ready to go? Does anyone know?" We are at a wedding event. Not just any wedding, however. It's a wedding between Simon(formerly Ice King) and Betty from Adventure Time. The venue is Candy Kingdom castle which we hope is big enough for us of all to fit without something going horribly wrong. A wedding between them has been a long time coming, what's funny is that we specifically wanted a wedding to happen today. Didn't exactly matter whose but since we don't know when or if Kirito and Asuna are destined to get married in the future irl, we couldn't have their wedding take place yet exactly. We have been waiting for a day where most of us aren't off fighting across the multiverse and there aren't any skydiving xenomorphs coming down on anyone to latch to their faces, eat them, and/or grow parasitically inside of them. It just so happens that there really aren't too many couples in BRAINS that are ready for marriage. But Simon and Betty are. This isn't going to be a 'normal' wedding where everyone dresses nicely and a priest or whoever leads the vow stuff.

Though Spaceballs did a great job in ruining the traditional Christian wedding. Vespa was just not having it that day. And dress nicely? Forget that useless social expectation that has no real benefit in the long term but more on why that's nonsense crap later on. We are just waiting for Simon and Betty to come out, all ready to go. And if you think there's going to be at least flower girls, you'd be partly right. Finn, Jake, Marceline, and Bubblegum are with Simon and Betty in order to make sure they're ready to go. The least nerve wrecking for Betty and Simon seating arrangement has been set up for those of us in attendance. Minutes pass with nothing changing. Yu yells: "This is boring! When will they be ready?! Waiting stinks! It stinks! It stinks!" Madoka sighs: "Can you please try to be more patient, Yu?" "I'm trying to but it's so hard with everything that we have planned!" Pitohui laughs: "This is going to be almost as fun as Squad Jam!" Llenn sighs at hearing that. Discord chuckles together with Pinkie Pie, I think I saw fear in the eyes of a few others from hearing them chuckle together. Finally, Simon and Betty go up to whatever the hell we substituted for a podium. It was built with a bunch of space junk. Myself and a number of others stand up as they arrive through a Flying Nimbus cloud with flowers in our hands. We all just toss flowers playfully around. I yell: "Flowers! Flowers! Get your flowers! Make sure to not let them die! Water them! Water your free flowers! That's right, water them! And give them sunlight too! Sunlight!" Betty and Simon were okay with making their wedding very different from the traditional wedding because who needs a traditional wedding when it's pretty damn rigid? There's no best man or whatever in this wedding. No, more like best friends who are letting their hair down while supporting the couple to be married.

Simon and Betty make vows to each other with no one filling the role priests fill at traditional Christian weddings. Behold, part of the true power of anarchist based organization in which you don't need an authority figure to conduct weddings because screw that, let's get rid of that baggage. When the two are finished(in a wedding with this arrangement, it's necessary for the couple to be able more prepared to say what they need to because they're doing all the talking with friends beside them on both sides), they finish off in unison: "We love each other and will now promise to be together for the rest of our days! Let the party begin!" Myself and the others who had got up had positioned ourselves in interesting ways after we "returned" to our seats. A lot of us in attendance are just positioned in hilarious ways right now. I mean, if you can walk on the ceiling, what's stopping you from standing there instead of sitting in a perfectly positioned folding chair or church bench or whatever during a wedding? Also. Disclaimer: no flowers were harmed in the process of playfully tossing them around. We took actual precautions which you would not expect given this entire wedding is 95% a chaotic hangout and intentionally so. But now that they have said the magic words, the real fun can begin. I'm wearing my full armored assembly as usual but in part to help play the part of a flower tosser, that's not all I'm wearing. I'm wearing a flower crown, the only kind of crown I'll accept being on my head because screw monarchy. I'm also wearing a flower themed cloak and flower shaped sunglasses. Oh and I have a flower in my mouth like something straight out of a romance. Or I did until I put it away in favor of really getting down to chaos with almost everyone else in attendance. I rush with a bunch of others onto the podium substitute and there, we get into all kinds of shenanigans.

We start singing, screaming, growling, rapping, or whatever else to dish out something we came up with for performing live at the wedding. Some of us performed as well with instruments but in a very genre chaos kind of way. Classical, death metal, 80s pop, smooth jazz, industrial, funk rock, hardcore punk, and who knows what else were fused into a chaotic disharmony that matched the chaos of various vocal styles being used at once. Those of us who weren't using instruments pull out kazoos and use them whenever we get the chance to as we all only perform vocals whenever we feel like it for the song that we're performing. You think 20 people using plastic kazoos to Toto's Africa at a furry convention was bad? Oh, that's nothing. This is something. Additionally, since we're also using plastic kazoos, the kazoos sound horrible and silly and whenever any of us feels like actually belting out vocals and is not using an instrument, we just use all kinds of things instead. You know, normal things like water guns, flamethrowers, and fart guns. Here's all the lyrics go. They're intentionally written so it's like they were completely improvised because that's exactly what happened with them. So improvised that music theory was just tossed out the window for today. "Who needs a normal wedding? Why should we waste time dressing up for a fun social event when we can just throw on what we normally wear or something that's silly? We know that dressing up is meant to show respect but that respect was artificially and socially created some centuries ago. It's a social expectation that isn't necessary for happiness, harmony, respecting others, or whatever. Toss the tuxedos into the trash where they belong. Okay, maybe not that extreme.

It's time to party. Traditional weddings follow the same general formula, so predictable. Wah wah. Crab crab. Crabby crab. Crab all you want that we don't want to follow the socially created rules of weddings. Cope. Seethe. Is it not also respect to let people wear what they actually want to a wedding? A few of your minds are now upset, that's your problem, not ours. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. Oh no? What's that? You're pissed off that we want to express ourselves authentically at a wedding? We have to ask: is it worth it to be pissed off that some individuals want to have fun their own way at weddings? Traditional weddings seem too orderly, lacking in room for unpredictability: the kind that doesn't kill social events. In a battle of the 2 respects brought up, the first mentioned would technically win out. But there's a counter that needs to be made. Traditional weddings, those that follow the formula of Christian weddings can be traced back to medieval courts in many worlds. In other words, royal and noble marriages in medieval times are likely the origin of traditional Christian weddings that are rigid and orderly. So if the perceived to be necessary for a successful wedding shown respect by wearing formal clothing is a thing, doesn't that mean that couples in traditional weddings are being like the snob nobles and royals of the medieval age in some capacity without realizing it? Let's break tradition. Tradition must not stand in the way of progress or fun or true freedom. Therefore, we're grinding it to dust in this case specifically! What's the point of being polite in the exact situations it ends up making people dishonest or hide their true feelings? Isn't honesty the best policy?"

The song continues from there and as it does, the chaos only gets bigger and if anyone needs a break from it, pretty much the rest of the castle is open without any chaos in it. When the song ends, the lineup of performers changes but not before some of us let out big and wet farts. I have questions and I don't entirely want the answers to them. I start playing swinging around my sword without actually hitting anyone on that podium replacement thing. You know, like Kisuke Urahara from Bleach does sometimes. There's so much chaos going on that it's hard to keep track of but everyone involved in it is having fun. The wedding dances have begun but that doesn't mean they all match the vibe and style dating back to courtly dances. Yes, tradition does have a place but not when it gets in the way of progress, true freedom, etc. Gakuto finds a microphone and gets some attention by shouting loudly with it: "Let's turn this up! Who's ready for DJ G?! Oh yeah, let's get partying to the next level!" He starts DJing on the podium thing, making the still ongoing genre chaos even more chaotic. Near it, a mosh pit forms. I stage dive into it. And for a while, that's just how things go until the culinary artists in BRAINS come into the room with all kinds of things to enjoy including a wedding cake even bigger than the cake prepared for the World Duel Carnival pre-finals party for finalists in the Heartland City tournament that was crashed by Yuma(who forgot his invitation to it) and friends as well as Tron. Unsurprisingly, it was a masterpiece featuring almost life sized figurines of Simon and Betty. But not a masterpiece in the conventional sense. It's like Simon and Betty just let the makers of the cake do whatever the hell they wanted with it.

It's a mixed cake with different sections having different flavors. The icing wasn't carefully done. It looks more like an abstract artwork than anything. There's all kinds of other things too. Space juice, magical potions, oil(for robots), cup ramen noodles, pizza, chili cheese spaghetti 3-ways(you can blame me for this), funnel cake, oranges, bananas(which were all consumed faster than anything else), grapes, cherries, milkshakes, malts, cookies(no big cursed ones), cotton candy, popcorn, what looks like a biohazard but actually isn't, Romin's curry, a food that ended up turning into some kind of creature(made by Shion from Reincarnated As A Slime..), and many more foods that are either normal to a modern society or bizarre or exotic. Chorus fruit was among the most fun because anyone who ate one teleported to a random nearby location. When I had enough to eat, actively avoiding the temptation of the sweets in order to have foods that are actually truly satisfying, I needed to use the bathroom so I found a bathroom to use in a different part of the castle which had recently undergone an expansion. Btw, fresh sweet oranges are far better than candy. The US puts too much sugar into sweets. Anyway, I went into the bathroom knowing exactly what kind of nonsense I was about to be in for now that things seemed to be going as planned. As usual, using the bathroom in my armor was a pain but it does get somewhat easier the more I do it. When I finish up, I say outloud: "Just let me wash my hands and put my metal gloves back on at the very least. I know you're there, just waiting to unleash your plot against me." Nothing happens. I just do what I verbally intended on doing.

But once I'm finished, having forgotten to flush the toilet, I use magic to flush it contact free. That's when it happens. The flush happens at several times normal speed and before I could actually leave the bathroom, I hear Skibidi Toilet. There was no escape now. It was inevitable what was about to happen. I walk back to the toilet I just flushed and accept my fate. And there it is. The weird head with a neck sticking out of the pipe the toilet bowl leads to. It spins its head around 360 degrees in a very unnatural way. It belts out a cursed mashup of 2 songs. The meme that is said to be the first true time Generation Alpha joined internet culture. Generations are yet another dividing label but I'm sure we'll end up making fun of them as a label and other things some other time. I'm not exactly sure how it happened but before I knew it, the Skibidi Toilet sent me to a whole other universe. To a specific location. Satisfaction Town, formerly known as Crash Town. *Wild West music starts playing in the background* "Satisfaction Town.. It's just as I foresaw while thinking at work and around bedtime in my original body. This is going to be fun. And of course, I'm not alone. But damn, I'm having a hard time getting back up." Looking around, I see several others around me. Spectre, Discord, Shion, Tetsuya, Madoka, Pitohui, and.. Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo, and Yoruichi. Ichigo yells: "Where the hell are we?! I was just fighting that bastard Aizen!" He, Kisuke, and Yoruichi are from Bleach, a show focused on Karakura Town and a place called the Soul Society. The Soul Society is where the dead are supposed to go but some get trapped on Earth due to unfinished business. Being left alone long enough, they will fall into despair, lose their hearts, and transform into monsters known as Hollows.

The Soul Society is home to the dead who were crossed over as well as Shinigami, who are meant to defeat Hollows and thus purify them, and transport the dead to the Soul Society. Aizen is the overarching villain for much of Bleach, a Shinigami himself, even a former captain of a squad of them before he turned full traitor, he proved to be a huge problem and headache and apparently, Ichigo was sent here somehow along with Yoruichi and Kisuke. Yoruichi is a pretty tough woman and Shinigami, she's got bad girl energy in a good way and lives in Karakura Town with Kisuke who is kind of an oddball but also playful and really intelligent, founder of the Soul Society's Research and Development. And Ichigo is the main character, a Substitute Shinigami. Stubborn, fierce and serious in battle, likely to yell at other people, incredibly caring. Kisuke looks around: "Looks like we're in some kind of Wild West town. This isn't Hueco Mundo, Karakura Town, or the Soul Society." Yoruichi hmms: "Kisuke, could we be in a whole other dimension?" Spectre chuckles and interrupts to answer instead: "I apologize for my rude interruption but yes, this is another dimension." Ichigo demands: "Who the hell are you?!" "No need to get so upset." Shion yells: "Hold on a second! What's that in the sky?!" Tetsuya looks up: "Crabby! It looks like a space crab! Certainly not Taka The Spider Crab, crabs! Space crab! Space crab! It must be a space crab! That's that! Snappy snap snap!" Ichigo sweat drops: "What the hell is this?" I finally get back up: "Skibidi Toilet got me good. But I'm okay now. *also looks up* That's no crab. Are those.. skydiving xenomorphs in.. giant toilets and giant Skibidi Toilets?!"

Tetsuya exclaims: "Crabby crab! I have no chance against that! Scuttling away! Scuttle! You crabs have fun with them instead! More scuttling! Gotta get out of here! Scuttle!" Ichigo fully takes in what's falling from the sky: "Why the hell are these bizarre things just showing up like this?!" I pull out my sword and BRAIN Blaster. Kisuke hums in interest: "Interesting. Quite the strange collection of individuals we've found ourselves among. Eh, Ichigo?" "How are you so calm about this?!" "Do you really want to know?" Suddenly, Kiryu the former Dark Signer and Yusei come over to us on their duel runners. Yoruichi states: "There's more strangers. What's happening here?" Kiryu and Yusei summon their best monsters. I speak: "In case you're wondering how they're doing that, there's no time to tell you right now. Save it for later. Now then. Haaaaaaaaa! Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" Within seconds, our foes are just erased basically and things quickly calm down only for someone else familiar to appear on a duel runner. It's Lotten. That guy is horrible. Pitohui is first to say anything after he appears: "Oh look, it's that one guy I heard about some time ago. Lotten, was it! If this were GGO, I would end killing you right here right now! You wouldn't stand a chance against me." Lotten takes that too well, being the mastermind of a plan to take over Satisfaction Town and send all opposition to the mines for the rest of their lives. He laughs: "So you've heard of me. I see a few familiar faces here. This is amusing." Yusei and Kiryu glare at him. Kiryu replies: "What do you want with us now, Lotten?"

"Relax. Relax. I come in peace. I've changed." Shion sighs: "You don't seem like you have. Why should we trust you?" Lotten is interrupted by the sounds of lots and lots of falling. When the falling stops, others come over to us. Carlos is waving at us. I facepalm: "Of course he's waving at a time like this." The ninja yells: "Hey! We may have been thrust into this dimension but that doesn't mean the wedding chaos is over!" Ichigo shouts: "THE HELL YOU MEAN WEDDING CHAOS?!" The individuals I saw still performing when I went to find a bathroom earlier are still still performing genre chaos. Right now, they're covering the Narwhals Song that is ancient by internet standards.. Tetsuya returns to us while dancing like a crab in Crab Rave. "Crabby crabby crabby! So much fun! Join in, crabs! Let's click our pincers all together!" Yoruichi shakes her head: "I don't even know what to say anymore." But then, a massive Skibidi Toilet appears and uses eye lasers on Kisuke who immediately pops like a balloon. He then appears all over again and shouts: "Not even a bizarre creature can truly stop portable gigai!" Spectre grins and summons some Sunavalon monsters: "Dryanome! Daphane! Destroy that Skibidi Toilet!" Our foe is easily destroyed. Ichigo snaps at Kisuke: "Don't scare me like that! How many of those things do you have on you, anyway?!" "*pulls one out and inflates it like a balloon* More than enough! See Ichigo, you need a portable gigai or two for yourself!"

"No way in hell!" Yusei speaks: "We need to figure out what to do with you, Lotten." "I'm not concerned about what you decide, Yusei. I'll prove to you all that I have changed." Tetsuya moves his arms and hands in a crab like way: "Just between you and me, I would not trust that crab if I were you." Madoka retorts: "Says you!" "Crab! I've changed crab! I really have! Friends! Friendship! I want to have it all again! Trust me! I am being as sincere as a crab can possibly ever be!" "Good luck on getting anyone to believe that, Tetsuya!" Lotten ignores all of this and just points to the mountain where the mines are and says aloud: "I wonder how many of them Jews are up there, mining to get richer." The atmosphere changes completely. We ignore the genre chaos and celebrating and other chaos nearby. But before anyone can say anything, a whole group of mischief makers join Carlos in walking towards us before he and all of them suddenly start running to whisper in all of our ears at once. Lotten raises an eyebrow: "What's going on here?" Kisuke makes up an excuse on the fly, a very trademark thing of him to do: "Oh sorry about that. I'm being told all about this grand finale surprise for that wedding over there and I think the others are being told about it as well." We all nod to "confirm" it. Surprising how well everyone played along. In the meantime, I focus more on what Carlos is actually whispering to me. Of course he would end up being the one to whisper to me. "Hehe. Swift, we have a plan. Ever since we figured out in advance Lotten would be coming here. It's so simple!

Just pretend to warmly welcome Lotten into our group and make sure he feels comfortable enough to join the wedding celebration. The others are being told the same thing. Just help him feel comfortable enough to slip up and reveal more of his true feelings. We didn't expect him to say any kind of lie about Jewish people but it just happened. Hehe. We're going to get him good. Just when he really thinks it's okay to keep saying outright crap about Jewish people, we're going to roast him!" I whisper back: "Do you mean literally or figuratively?" "Figuratively but I would find it hilarious if we ended up literally roasting him too!" "Do you mean burning or cooking? You're sounding almost as creepy as Yappa Yappa used to." "Burning! Why would we cook Lotten?!" "Wow, you are being uncharacteristically logical." "Hehe! You know me!" "Yes. Almost too well. Actually, I saw the gist of everything's that's been going on coming in advance myself. Yeah. I'm in on the plan. I'm conflicted between logically tearing down his crap or just trying to verbally humiliate him to be honest. I want bigots to understand why their bigotry is cruel, wrong, and illogical but at the same time, I kind of want to put a few bigots on the spot and just completely shock and hilariously humiliate them. Too bad it takes a broadcast of such humiliation as well as a seriously brutal humiliation to begin with to have any chance of truly succeeding at that because bigots who crave and/or have power can't simply be stopped by humiliating them. Sometimes, you have to kill them to stop them. Like with Pmurt Nedib. Let's keep avoiding having to kill bigots and other enemies when we can safely do so. But still, I'm 100% in. Besides, as a knight, I'm supposed to be a symbol of a number of things, a hero people can count on.

Someone carrying on the noble traditions of knighthood and swordsmanship. Lotten probably deep down admires knights to an extent. That may help us lower his guard just a bit easier at the very least. This universe's history matched my universe's for the most part excluding in Ancient Egypt and Atlantis until Maximillion Pegasus and Gozaboro Kaiba become prominent, eventually leading to Neo Domino City and this town, rich in ore needed for duel runners. So it would make sense that knights are very much a part of culture, just look at all the knights in Duel Monsters. But next time we run into someone who's causally bigoted, I won't go along with this kind of plan. For once, I will put my feelings into words and if that means I chew them out for their bigotry and don't stop until I run out of words, so be it." After the whispering is over, Madoka puts some of our feelings about Lotten to him honestly and straightforward: "We don't trust you, Lotten. But we can't deny anyone's need to have a second chance. We're welcome to join us. We're going to go back to the wedding." "I expected you would say something like that but I'm not worried. In time, you will lower your guard around me. I will prove to all of you that I've changed." Kisuke grins: "Onto the wedding then!" He starts playfully skipping. Ichigo sweatdrops. Yoruichi laughs: "That's Kisuke for you." Ichigo reluctantly replies: "Yeah.." Discord chuckles: "Cheer up! There's so much fun to be had at the wedding!" We are playing it off as if the wedding and all of us weren't spat out into this dimension earlier for varying if not identical reasons. It seems the Skibidi Toilets are finally backing off and leaving us alone at this point.

That's good. Shion cheers: "It's almost time for me to make some more food to eat!" I exclaim: "I'm sorry but I'm not going to eat whatever you intend on making! At least Romin's curry is edible! Oh great, did I just say something that's way too honest? Correction, it's more so too emotional and inconsiderate. Before you say anything Shion, let me correct myself because quite frankly, I prefer giving constructive feedback especially as someone who has been insulted for some of the artwork I've made in the past. You have a serious passion and love for cooking, you don't give up on it no matter what other people have to say about it. But if you want to love it even more, my recommendation is that you improve your cooking skills so that you can get much closer to having everyone love your cooking. The fact that you can make creatures through cooking is something we can find a way to exploit for battle but sadly, it also means some of your cooking can't possibly be enjoyed or ingested. Romin's curry can be enjoyed but a lot of your cooking can't unless there's actual individuals out there who can actually enjoy your cooking as it is now." "You sound a lot like Lord Rimuru saying that. I'll take your advice! I'll do better!" We all have lively conversations before embracing the chaos of the wedding while also making Lotten feel welcomed as part of the plan to completely humiliate him, assuming he's still as rotten as ever. If he isn't, then he will just have to hear some uncomfortable truths about the things he's been saying around us. Knowing the kind of person Lotten has been, we end up after like an hour opting to switch gears to just hanging out at a bar that so happens to be in town. Lotten is one of the first people you'd expect to party at a bar in my view.

The supposedly reformed villain speaks as we all sit down at the bar: "This has been quite the day, hasn't it? A wedding all over town.. I did not expect that to happen. But it's nice to retreat to a place like this. I can see some of the really exhausted Jews drinking here, having put their pickaxes down for the day. I don't see why they keep trying when they already control the entire world." None of us reply but he doesn't suspect what we have planned. Yoruichi speaks: "Is it really okay for Ichigo to be at a bar like this?" I reply: "Some of the restaurants I visited when I was a minor myself have bars and sometimes, I've sat at them but it's alright. As long as Ichigo doesn't have any alcohol. I'm somewhere around as anti-authoritarian and anti-state as they come but I do agree with age restrictions on alcohol. I mean, letting a minor drink alcohol may end up a huge mistake very quickly especially if said minor turns out to be a light weight. Alcohol is mind altering, it's said that being drunk is like being extremely tired. I wouldn't truly know because I refuse to drink alcohol even though I'm of age to now in the dumpster fire of a country I was born and raised in." Lotten nods: "Can't let the kids get drunk. That'll make it easier for the Jews to-" All of us with him say or shout some variant of: "That's enough. Shut the hell up." I groan: "I'm tired of your nonsense just like how I've been tired of hiding my true feelings on some things to people in the country I'm from! Look, I'm going to start by trying to reason with you." "So you finally are being honest with me! I had a feeling!" Ichigo snaps: "Lotten! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You and all of your crap! Jew this! Jew that! It's all nonsense!"

Tetsuya nods: "It's not nice to be crabby about a group of crabs who don't actually control the world because they have nothing to do with Taka the Giant Spider Crab! Taka's story is a tragic one and those group of crabs have nothing to do with him even though he now controls the world! Do you get it now, pinchy?!" Spectre grins: "What makes you think Jews are the ones who control the world? You're the type who would create or have someone create an AI so you can gain power all over again, prompting the Hanoi like myself to delete it right away! I would very much enjoy crushing you in a duel or even physically if it was found to be necessary! I'd manifest my circuit and the roots of my monsters would uproot your Gatling Ogre!" Yoruichi speaks: "You are a real bastard for throwing a whole group of people under the bus to try to hide the fact that you seem to be as bad as you once were." Kisuke adds: "It makes no sense to blame an entire group of people and accuse them of things just because you hate them. Unless your goal is to destroy them in which case I'd get serious and help stop you myself." Discord chuckles: "You are mistaken, Lotten! It's not Jews who control the world, it is I because I am a being of chaos! Reality bends at my will easily!" Madoka is next: "The division and hatred I've seen just in my world alone is because of manipulative people like you, Lotten. Also, stop lying about Jewish people! It helps no one except you and those in power!" Shion smiles: "I've learned a lot about different kinds of humans, including Jews from Lord Rimuru. And I have to say this: quit your crap, trying to make Jews into supposed bad people!

Unless you want to taste my extra special cooking which will make your taste buds screaming!" Pito smirks: "If this were GGO, I would cut you down with my photon sword and shoot you over and over again but because it's not, I'll play nice until you become a bigger problem!" Finally, I speak: "As someone who has studied the Holocaust and learned about the ancient roots of anti-Jewish hatred, I have to state that you just need to shut up about them if you can't accept that Jews, just like any group of people just about aren't inherently evil. How much brainrot are you willing to experience if it means you keep believing in utter crap about Jews that has no basis in reality? I prefer peaceful resolutions to conflict but know this. If the situation calls for it, I will break your fingers and so much more than your fingers as well. You'll have all of us coming at you will near killing intent if things play out in a certain way from here. I'm trying to be logical about this here because I see a decline in logic of sorts in the country I'm from while a decline in emotion happens at the exact same time. And my default thinking style is mostly logical. This is just how I am but if you wanna go, I'll go and show you why you shouldn't mess with a modern knight like me. The most patient of people can be seen as the most dangerous because you're in deep trouble if you get them to seek you out as a target to deal with. I'm pretty patient." "Damn you all! You are trying to restrict my precious free speech! I can say whatever I want without consequence or would if it weren't for you! I'm right about Jews and you're all wrong!" "Talk to the hand, Lotten. Talk to the hand. You can stop being annoying or we can get rid of you like the trash you have proven yourself to be far worse than. Trash is better than you."

"That's unknightly of you to say!" "Do I look like I care, Lotten? I'm not going to create some bold always polite charismatic confident knightly persona or make myself sound like a proper knight in voice because quite frankly, that's not who I am! I'm not going to waste time on deception that degrades who I am as a knight and overall person who happens to be undead right now. To hell with chivalry. All its respect for just women. Chivalry seems outdated in a way that it makes knights and others see women as weak, unable to protect themselves. But it does have characteristics that are reasonable so those can stick around. And let me tell you something else. Some of the strongest people I know are women and some of them will pummel you to the ground if given the chance to. Chivalry has to be replaced with kindness for all marginalized groups including women. That along with a understanding that all groups deserve to and can defend themselves just as well if not better than the likes of you, all human beings deserve human rights, respect must be earned, the end of patriarchy, heterosexism, and all other forms of oppression, gender equality, liberation for all, and so on. To hell with anti-Jewish bullcrap. Being against Israel isn't the same as being against Jews much like how being against the United States isn't the same as being against Christians but that's a whole other debacle. Jews don't control the world. They aren't greedy or control the banks nor do they all look ugly with big noses and filthy clothing. Nor do they suck blood. Nor is blood libel a real thing. That's all crap that can be traced back to Christian hypocrisy. Christians went from being oppressed to the oppressors between the fall of Rome and around 900 CE. But let me state as well that Christians aren't all dirtbags. In fact, that's far from the actual truth.

I am a knight of the people and if you want to settle our differences with a fight, we will all take you on and leave you crushed and humiliated!" We just keep arguing with Lotten. He actually does challenge all of us but as we fight him, we focus on loudly trying to completely humiliate him. Some of us mock his sudden turn to outright anti-Jewish nonsense upon resurfacing from whatever hole he crawled out of this time. Other chaos creators at the wedding join in and soon, a beautiful but chaotic song plays as we just keep beating him down in hilarious ways of all things. Kisuke keeps letting him pop his portable gigai all the while. He also laughs a lot at Lotten every single time one of his portable gigai gets popped. Someone starts singing to the music very loudly while clearly firing 2 fart guns at once over and over again: "Look over there! It's a loser! It's a loser! Know who he is? It's Lotten! Lotten is a loser! Yeah! Lotten is a loser!" When someone else joins in, it becomes clear who started the singing. Rigby. Muscleman yells after cheering him and Mordecai on: "You know who else is a loser? My mom!" "Yo yo! This is the song of Lotten the absolute loser! Party and eat all you want as we sing you this song to this chaotic blending of music genres!" "AND DONT FORGET DJ G!!" "I Romin am rocking and joining in too!" Martin Manhunter speaks: "Then I must help everyone who desires to sing about how this human is a loser as defined in human communication telepathically coordinate." Pito, Llenn, Pinkie Pie, Discord, myself, Abridged Jack, Yusei, Judai, and Yami, Ichigo, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Shope, Marceline, Sonic, Amy, Eggman, Edyn, Nya, and countless others end up joining in.

"Yeah! His name is Lotten and he's a loser! Why is he a loser? He lost a children's card game on a motorcycle! Lotten's the definition of uncool, he tries so hard and falls so hard. He's so down in the dumps that he thinks it's okay to be casually bigoted about Jewish people. Let's toss away the fact that being bigoted is ridiculous and evil to begin with. Even by doing so, Lotten with a l-l-loser. Punching down on Jewish people just because he can't get what he wants or whatever reason he's been doing it for. Hatred is not logical, it is emotional and can make anyone into a total loser. L-l-loser. Degrading people as subhuman, what a lousy way to live and communicate. Oh look at me. I'm Lotten and I'm a total loser. Lotten's plans are done, they're so done." It only continues from there, pissing off Lotten so much that he doesn't even react when the rest of his life points are obliterated along with his favorite Gatling Ogre. I'm not sure what possessed him to belt out anti-Jewish crap but it did happen. When the song finally ends, he's on the ground, completely humiliated. Silly string, shaving cream, tar, feathers, pies, eggs, super glue, water, pop, and who knows what else is covering his entire body from head to toe. He can barely talk at this point. Pito smirks: "This is what bigots get." Llenn replies: "Not always! Pito! Don't you know that at least some bigots can do better and deserve a second chance in order to do things right from now on?!" Fuka nods: "That's right! After all, isn't bigotry mostly socially constructed in order to bring about social control as someone described it to me?"

M responds: "That's correct. We've learned a lot after joining BRAINS. One of the things we've learned is that bigotry is another tool for control, dividing people to more easily use and control them as well as inflict even more pain and suffering in the process." The GGO tutorial character speaks: "Someone who is a true bigot: a person whose hatred is so intense that it makes it not only outright impossible to reason with them or close to that but also causes them to commit acts such as murder and domestic terrorism is worse than even a dune beetle. Even dune beetles make sense as disgusting as they are with maggots not being much better. True bigots have the personality of something even I'm not aware of as a player assisting NPC." Some RCT3 peeps comment very loudly on Lotten's turn to anti-Jewish bs. "Lotten is not very good value." "I want to deal with something more exciting than Lotten's anti-semitism." "I did not enjoy Lotten's statements." "Lotten's statements make me feel sick." A Tomapieian loudly exclaims: "I'd burn my own crust if it meant taking a firmer stand against anti-Jewish hatred and all other forms of bigotry and we Tomapieians are afraid of our crust getting burned!" Revolver speaks: "Bigotry is even more dangerous and disgusting than a rouge AI. If it were possible to outright eliminate it in a swift motion, the Knights Of Hanoi would gladly hunt bigotry down and destroy it. Or should I say, if it were a computer virus or another kind of hostile program." More Skibidi Toilets fall out of the sky along with xenomorphs in toilets. I sigh: "This day is becoming more and more cursed. What's next? Xenomorphs in Pokémon world? Oh.. wait.."

Ichigo yells: "Will anyone tell me who the hell any of you are?!" Yoruichi sweatdrops: "You're worried about that more than anything else right now?!" The other Hanoi come over to Revolver and Spectre. Faust speaks: "We'll explain soon. But first. Motorworm Spreader Queen!" "Dark Mummy Surgical Forceps and Dark Mummy Infusers!" "Borreload Furious Dragon! Cracking Dragon! Borreload Fierce Dragon!" "Firewall Dragon Darkfluid! Accesscode Talker! Cyberse Clock Dragon! Cyberse Quantum Dragon!" "Kamehameha!" "Rasenshuriken!" "Planetary Devastation!" "Thousand Healings Jutsu!" "Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" Thousands of other things are shouted as well. That includes Ichigo's signature.. "Bankai! Getsuga Tenshuo!" The combined power of it all exceeded the usual level depicted by the number or symbol of infinity. It ripped a hole to another dimension that was literally a universe sized Skibidi Toilet and destroyed it completely. Perfect Cell cheers: "Finally! No more damn Skibidi Toilets! I still don't entirely understand what the hell they are!" Kermit replies: "Cell, it's your fault they messed with us today." "How the hell is it my fault?! You're the one who keeps bringing people and things to have me fight at my perfect arena! Don't you dare think for a second I forgot about that damn rubber chicken!" Once things settle down, Ghost Gal speaks: "It's about time to explain everything to you, Ichigo, Kisuke, and Yuruichi. But who should explain it?" Later, the 3 were just having fun at the wedding now that they've had everything explained. We moved the event back to the Candy Kingdom, leaving Satisfaction Town mostly quiet and peaceful once again. Decim and the other Arbiters from Death Parade even showed up for a short time. Some of them were serving drinks, that's how I noticed.

At one point, I got burned out when it came the splendid chaos of the wedding and walked out of the area we were having it in order to take a break. I was far from physically exhausted but damn does mental exhaustion suck. As I did this, I noticed Ichigo just standing around in silence. I'm sure Kisuke and Yoruichi are still partying it up. But Ichigo? He's not one for big celebrations. Well, that's the impression I have. Ichigo notices me and speaks: "You. I never got your name. I saw you in action earlier. You're really strong. You made your attacks look so effortless. I've never heard of there being a knight as strong as you before." "Oh. I'm Swiftdrawer. Yeah. I wasn't actually trying when fighting those toilet things." "I see. In that case.. Face me. In a fight. Right here. Right now." "Not today, Ichigo. Fighting you would mean somewhat altering the course of your future unless you're up for a really complicated way to avoid that from happening which will require.. oh nevermind, there he is. Just the person we'd need.." "What are you talking about?" And so, having found Dominic just napping near us, I wake the scientist and he helps us spar without impacting Ichigo's future in any true way for the time being. When it's over, Ichigo is pooped: "You're so much stronger than I thought you were." "Ichigo, you held out well against my strength. Don't cut yourself short. I may have had to defeat your hollow alter ego in the end but still. Best spar I've had in weeks. I mean that. Let's spar again in the future." The wedding continued for a while more and soon, Ichigo, Kisuke, and Yoruichi were returned to where they were before. After that, the mark on my body glowed, indictating that there's a big problem I'm needed for. This was a couple hours after the wedding ended. Read how that goes in the A Collection Of Other Adventures chapter that takes place after this and is labeled to take place on the same day as this: June 7th, 2024.