Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 31: Assassination Waterpark: The Musical

Date: July 30th, 2024

I'm once again on an assassination mission. And right now, it's finally coming to an end. I've created a deceptive rouse to get an entire medieval fantasy court to think I'm a knight trying to broker peace from a faraway land. We're having dinner and talking things over right now. So who are my targets? The entire court, every single one of them is corrupt throughout every single one of their neurons. Why are they my targets? Oh, no reason except their kingdom is a powerful one and has discovered a gateway to another world and there's no one from this world who can stop them. They've played their power game very well but it's too bad for them that they're all going to have to be killed. I wish I didn't have to have even more blood on my hands but there's no other choice here. If they reach the other world, they will kill so many innocent individuals without mercy and command the kingdom's army to commit mass murder on their orders. "The fruit in this kingdom is delicious. I have to say, it certainly exceeded my expectations. Oh and the other food.. Very good too. And thank you for accommodating my request for just water instead of alcohol. I appreciate that. I would like to heat your replies but I really have to use the bathroom. I still remember where I was told it was so I will go and come back here as soon as I can to finish our negotiations." They all displayed some form of acknowledgement and I walked out of the castle's dining room to take care of business. Once I found my way to the closest bathroom, I headed inside, ignoring the acknowledgements of patrolling and guarding armored guards along the way to it while also pretending to really have to use the bathroom.

I really had to talk myself up in order to gain the trust of the court. Wasn't hard. I'm a writer and a knight who has gone through far too many battles for my age. Anyway, while in the bathroom, I only stay long enough to avoid suspicion and put on my face concealing colorful mask and Akatsuki cloak. I even make it seem like I'm just taking a long time while I slip out of the bathroom unnoticed through shadow magic. I reach the doors to the dining room and knock out any and all guards on the way including on the way to it with the flat of my sword. I walk into the room and speak as my shadows seal it off from the rest of the world: "I know what you have done and what your intentions are. I know you won't change your ways even if your life depended on doing so. Remember this name well wherever you end up after death. The Akatsuki. I will end your lives as quickly as possible now. Not even the chief of the knights who is in this room stands a chance. I know he is just as corrupt as the rest of you are and paid lots of gold to become chief of the knights. You may call me something very specific should you need a name to remember. Darkwind. The only mercy I will grant to you is a quick death." Right after saying that, I kill two of them instantly and quickly take care of the rest before wiping my sword off of the blood. "All of you are now dead. I will leave a note behind to explain what happened here and some of my friends will ensure this kingdom is guided in a better direction from now on." After doing just that, I return to the space station for whatever I should do next.

But once there, I hear Kuro-sensei's voice: "You have to listen to me, everyone. If I'm not assassinated again soon, my body will become unstable and destroy an entire universe due to how powerful I've now been able to become. *laughs mischievously* But I'm not going to make that easy! I'm going to make it fun!" Before anyone could respond to his statement, things happened. Kevin of the Supernoobs amongst many others show up, having all just finished up with whatever they were all specifically doing. Kevin yells: "Hey, can we get a vacation already?! All of this fighting is so exhausting!" Zenblock snaps: "You know we're too busy for a vacation!" Spectre laughs: "I apologize for interrupting but you should know that there's now exactly 0 ongoing BRAINS missions and that no one here is needed for any that need to be started right away. We can all use at least one vacation day from all of this, I must say. I'm amused about what kind of antics might result from the fact that none of us have to do anything urgent at the moment. It's been months since a situation exactly like this one. There's not even any issues in Link VRAINS at the moment." Memock cheers: "Then we can all go to Funder Wonderland's brand new water park that just opened up in Cornburry!" Kevin replies: "Or we could go to the one that we Superdudes helped make way for!" Kaminari yells: "Forget that! Let's go to the supermassive indoor underground one that just opened up near UA in a bid to bring hope and joy back to all the people that were evacuated from the streets so that no thugs or villains could hurt them in the wake of whatever All For One is up to!" Pinkie Pie screams: "No way! Let's go to the one that opened a month ago in the Las Pegasus!"

Carlos chuckles: "No! Let's go to Wild Waters! The water park Swift just finished like 2 weeks ago!" I stick my fingers in my ears(yes, I took my disguise off already) as the arguing begins and wait until things resolve themselves. I just assassinated more villainous individuals. I don't have the energy to break up the argument. A couple of hours later, I was walking into the water park of my childhood with some of my comrades. We decided to all just go to whatever water parks we wanted to go to and I wanted to go to the one I've been to the most. "I hope y'all will enjoy going to this water park by choice instead of ending up here while chasing Gorganan throughout time and space or because of that damn cursed cookie. Compared to other water parks, this one's a little dated and kind of boring at times. They literally got rid of the fun mushroom that was part of Splash River. Why did they do that? That's being said, they totally renovated Coconut Cove Cafe recently. I miss how it used to be but at least the new bar looks awesome though I have no interest in drinking at it. And they're apparently adding in a water coaster next year to here." Carlos replies: "Hey! We should go a year into this works's future to see that water coaster!" "You do realize that we might notice things being even worse on this planet if we do that, right? We don't need even more dread than what's already going on is giving us. Like those whimps in the damn Senate just voted 91-3 in favor of the bogus online safety act. What a bunch of cowards, jerks, and so on. My world's internet may be totally screwed thanks to them and the monsters who most wanted KOSA to pass including the villains behind Project 2025: the Heritage Foundation.

But we can talk more about all that crap later. I didn't even originally want to come here today but you Carlos just had to convince all of us to go along with it, didn't you? Sheesh, I don't even remember how you did it." We head into the water park without any issues and despite it being a nice and hot day, hotter than the normal climate that basically was obliterated in the middle of the last decade, we didn't see too many people. Herbsalvin speaks to me as we head for the lockers in the direction of the wave pools in order to store away our bags that we're only using to pretend like we're mostly normal water park visitors and not super powerful individuals who could easily dispatch a modern army man or 1000 modern army men. "Swift, you look rather dashing in that swimwear of yours." "Of course you'd think so. Thanks. Don't mind me being so humble, I just don't see that point of reacting more emotionally to what you were just saying. I had some help putting this together. Not only does it look knightly but it's literally modeled and designed after my armor which is plain obvious but you know, it's good to explain things like this every so often. Especially when you're literally you know, well aware that you're going to be writing about this very moment. And by you, I mean me because it would be weird if I meant you because I'm the writer in our relationship! Anyway, this swimwear is like the entirety of my armor except for the helmet, boots, my cape, and other accessories. Nor most of the arm and leg armor. It even has padding for the shoulders but that padding doesn't mean it'll make me float in water.

It's just there to protect me in case something happens." Carlos joins in our conversation by teasing me: "Look everyone! Swift isn't in their armor for once!" I facepalm: "You're saying this 10 minutes too late.." "I don't care! *starts moving faster* Oh and I gotta tinkle! I'll be right back!" I'm not the only one with very appropriate swimwear personally. Herbsalvin's swimwear really brings out how beautiful they are as both a pegasus and a knight. It matches their armor but with a more fantastical flair in light of the whole having a pegasus form thing. Carlos obviously has ninja themed swimwear. Dominic's is very scientific. And so on. Dominic yawns: "And there he goes again. Now then, it's a nap causation if none of us go over why none of us are wearing our normal gear instead of the swimwear based on our normal gear." I reply: "I'll handle it. It's really simple. Me going down a water slide with 1300 pounds of magically disguised armor on will be enough of an example to explain. Each of us is wearing gear that is at least 200 pounds in weight. In the example of me wearing my armor while going down a water slide, damage would be done to the slide if it were a body slide and an inner tube would be unable to handle the weight if it were a tube slide. And when I would reach the end of the slide, the force generated by the weight of my body and armor along with the acceleration due to the flume of the slide would create a tremendous splash. That and water slides have weight limits. Our swimwear is not only lightweight but highly protective.

Almost as good as our normal gears and we can think the likes of Rarity and her fashion friends for helping create the swimwear. At this point, we're just standing around here by the lockers while Carlos is using the bathroom right next to them." Things remain calm for a while, we even completely forgot what Koro-sensei said. After we get everything situated including finding chairs by Breakers Bay to settle, we had some food to eat, ignored some of the more annoying music being played on the sound speakers all over the place, and got to having some fun. Pitohui cackles as she points as Mondo Monsoon, a giant funnel water slide: "Hey! Has anyone ever died on that?" LLENN sighs: "Pito! What have we told you all this time?!" I sweat drop: "No, no one has died on that water slide and I'm not telling you where anyone has died around here so you don't get any ideas or thoughts, Pito. Anyway, I don't mind doing that first. I've only been on it once or twice in the past 3 years. There's about 40 of us in total so it would take some time if we all went in line for it. It'd be better to split up to do things around the entire water park which isn't hard given the sprawling layout of this place in which there's a lot of open and/or empty space. And the fact there's only so much to do. Compared to other water parks I've been to, despite this being my home water park, it doesn't nearly top the list." But before any of us could go anywhere, something really strange happened. Pirate Blaster yells: "Everything is warping around us! And what's that?! It's those damn teletubbies again!"

I reply: "None of us are on acid so this is real! Wow, I'm talking a lot for me." Suddenly, more things appear. Stuff from other Chaotic Hangouts returns. And other randomness appears too. A bunch of singing pet rocks appear and start singing: "Hey, did you know?! KOSA is going to die soon! It's going to die soon! KOSA is going to die soon!" I didn't even know what to say. We just let them keep singing. "Yeah! KOSA is going to die soon! Too much opposition from 'both' sides. You know how it goes, either it's too evil or not evil enough, that's how the opposition to KOSA in the House sees KOSA! But remember, the fight isn't over! They're going to try again to completely censor the Internet on Earth, yes they're going to try again to completely censor the Internet! Laws so strict that they'll probably force any site bound by US law to implement privacy invading ID verification and/or censor users and destroy free speech online in the process just like KOSA aimed to do. Sing it with us, everyone! KOSA is dead but the fight isn't over. KOSA may rise from the grave soon enough to become a nuisance once again and may very well destroy the concept of any culture existing online. It's not over, the fight is never over! Those truly in power want to control it all and make everyone else miserable! *Love Handle from Phineas & Ferb appears* And look at that, here comes Love Handle!" "Oh yeah, we're going to help get this point across with some good old rock and roll and more than just a little bit OF METAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! Bang your heads and raise your finger horns in the air! And join in on the singing with your own words if that's what you feel like doing!"

I join in, pulling out my guitar from my inventory while screaming: "Inventory! We have unlocked the power of player's inventory! No more need for ender pouches now that we have access to this stuff! But what's more important is that KOSA is dead but will be back at some point. The effort to get the internet censored will never end as long as actual abuse online against children continues. Without protecting children being a smokescreen, they wouldn't be able to get so close to censoring the internet like they do in China and North Korea again. The US is a pretty crappy place, let's be honest. It's better than it used to be but now it's getting worse again and KOSA is just an example of that! But honestly, I think the point has been put across!" Cheese Sandwich joins in and starts singing: "Now, this might seem a little strange. But we're about to go somewhere else entirely. To a whole new dimension where you're going to be smiling and laughing so much that you'll forget about this nonsense called KOSA for a while." Koro-Sensei appears and interrupts with his own singing: "We're going to the greatest waterpark of all time! Assassination Waterpark! I'm going to die soon and destroy a whole universe with me if you don't assassinate me there! That's right! You have to assassinate me again, E Class! It's going to be so much fun as you and many others try to kill me! I won't fall for the tricks that almost worked on me in the past so don't try to pull them again! Assassination Waterpark! That's where we're going! Okay, it's actually called SUPER HYPER EXTREME WONKY BIZARRE USELESS POINTLESS NONSENSICAL LIFE DESTROYING CORROSIVE EXPLOSIVE WATER PARK but it might as well be an Assassination Waterpark now!"

Pito shocks some of us present by singing in her beautiful singing voice that not only doesn't match her GGO avatar but doesn't match the chaotic nature she displays while in her avatar: "This is going to be fun but not for you! I'm going to enjoy assassinating you especially if it means I have to put my life in danger to do it!" "Hehehehehe! That's the spirit required for an Assassination Waterpark! Don't hold back! Even if you see me relaxing near a pool, don't hesitate to attempt to assassinate me! I'm not going to just let you kill me! I want to make this fun! Therefore, it's time for Assassination Waterpark! See you there!" He starts moving towards some kind of end point of this weird space we're now in with hundreds if not thousands of BRAINS comrades. Karma, a top former student of E Class who is well on his way to becoming a politician now exclaims: "Don't let the octopus get ahead! LETS GET HIM!" Nagisa sighs: "Here we go again.. I go from having my own students as a student teacher try to assassinate me to this in just a few months." Not long after that, we were now where Koro-sensei went. Bakugo yells: "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WATER PARK IS THIS?!" Karasama, one of E Class's teachers as well as part of the Japanese government and a trained assassin replies: "That doesn't matter right now. Koro-sensei is actively baiting us to come get him and we can't afford to stand around when the clock is ticking before his body becomes completely unstable and implodes, taking whatever universe this place is in along with it." Veldora laughs: "This is going to be so much fun! I haven't gotten to kill anyone like this at all since Rimuru gave me a new body!"

Koro-sensei is literally moving his body like one of those inflatable things car dealerships often use to wave at potential customers. His smile is also extremely wide as he teases us all: "Hey! I'm right here! Assassinate me if you can!" Sinon speaks: "We may not have much time until he explodes but this is 100% a trap." Bakugo fumes: "I'll show you what a trap is!" Karasama sighs: "How could I have missed this is an obvious trap? But still, it's possible it isn't a trap. He might be completely confident that nothing we do can kill him. I'm going to have to go with what sounds more likely here. That means the former rather than the latter." Irina replies: "I'm going to kill that octopus! Look at him, mocking us with his waving!" We all go at him, subconsciously coordinating to not get in one another's way. I put away my guitar and pull out my sword from my inventory. With how lightweight my swimwear is, my movement speed is several times greater than it usually is when I'm in my armor. My top speed right now is somewhere around 100 MPH I think which is about as fast as a sneeze and faster than all but less than 10 roller coasters on Earth. I hit top speed in a few seconds and use my knack for agility stuff to attack Koro-sensei without accidentally hitting anyone else. But all my efforts along with everyone else's were in vain because he easily dodged every single one of our attacks with his now Mach 60 speed. How fast is Mach 60, anyway?! Irina yells: "Damn it! He just will not die!" Koro-sensei chuckles: "You'll have to be stronger, faster, and smarter than that to assassinate me! None of you can even touch me! Sorry but you might as well give up now and escape this place before I explode!"

Karma yells: "You're just trying to piss us all off in order to take rash decisions, aren't you? I'm not the same person I used to be, you know! I won't fall for your tricks, Koro-sensei!" We just keep trying to get him but it isn't working. And then, his entire energy signature just vanishes as after images of him appear in all directions. Megumin yells: "If this is how he's going to be, I will just have to destroy this entire waterpark with the power of the greatest and most powerful magic: explosion magic!" Kazuma sings loudly: "You will kill us all if you do that! NO, MEGUMIN! DONT DO THAT! ARE YOU EVEN THINKING STRAIGHT?! WAIT, WHY THE HELL AM I SINGING?! WHY CANT I STOP SINGING EVERY SINGLE WORD I SPEAK?!" The octopus laughs while singing: "Hahahaha! Now you really can't touch me! Let's play the after image game! Can you get me before I'm replaced by an after image?! Let's find out!" We all split up throughout the water park to try to get him. He literally has hundreds of afterimages. I gawk at the water park around us all: "What the?! Is that the Poopinator slide I built over there next to the toilet bowl slides from Volcano Bay AND one of the water coasters at Holiday World's Splashin' Safari?! You have got to be kidding me!" I tried to nail our target but nailed only for him to visibly do hand signs while leaving behind after images: "I love how I along with all of you are forced to sing everything we say now! And now, watch as I do this! Shadow Clone Jutsu! Can you find the real me?! I don't think so!" The clones speak at once: "We're all Koro-sensei but only one of us is the real one!" The clones are wiped out through the chaotic water park in seconds by our efforts and the real one is exposed.

He teases us all into getting him together again, this time by the biggest and most dangerous wave pool I've ever seen. The waves are as big as Kentucky Kingdom's Hurricane Bay's Big Kohana except they're as frequent and relentless as Tidal Wave Bay at Kings Island's Soak City's waves are and they don't shrink very quickly. So relentless that Koro-sensei is being forced to dodge them. He laughs: "Now isn't this a great day to be at a water park?!" He is now forced to contend with us but isn't worried because something really strange happens out of nowhere. His entire body except for his head spontaneously pops like a balloon. And now, there's hundreds of pieces of him scattered on the pavement below us. Koro-sensei and his pieces start moving really fast and scatter all over the water park with a few remaining near us as they grow into more Koro-senseis. Nagisa sings: "Koro-sensei just asexually reproduced copies of himself! When did he get this ability and why and how did he pop most of his body like a balloon to pull it off?!" The few Koro-senseis left around us sing in unison: "One of us may be the original, you don't know. You saw my head remain intact but what if we told you that that wasn't my real head? Now you will never figure out which one of me is real! And now, we're all going to leave to enjoy this relaxing day at this Assassination Waterpark!" And just like that, they went off.

I utter: "What in the hell are we supposed to do now? Split up and go everywhere throughout the water park until we can identify and kill the real Koro-sensei when it's clear that these clones of his are exact duplicates of him? For all we know, they could also be ticking time bombs. Actually, no. Since they formed through asexual reproduction, the anti matter in them shouldn't be unstable just yet. Okay, I might be wrong but still, ignoring the fact that we can't help but sing whenever we try to speak, a theory's a theory." Dominic yawns: "I'm going somewhere quiet to try to find a way to stop his body from exploding so we don't have to hunt the original down. It's such a nap causation. With his energy level suppressed, there's no way of telling which Koro-sensei is the original. I already tried leaving this place but not even one of my spare old portal guns was able to get me out of here. We're stuck here. What a serious headache inducer not to mention nap causation.." Tsunade exclaims: "Even if we tried to level this entire water park to find him, it won't work!" Case in point, Megumin just tried to blow up the water park with her magic. And now, she's collapsed on the ground and her magic did literally 0 damage. We all split up to find the original and I found myself torn on what to do. We have to kill him but I don't want to kill anyone and there has to be a way to save Koro-sensei from exploding that doesn't involve killing him. I guess I won't try to kill any of the many Koro-senseis that are everywhere now. Until we know for certain one way or another, I won't assassinate. I'll protect. I try to guess where the octopus would most likely go after his latest antics.

He and his clones stand out like sore thumbs and he's been known to be out in the open, egging others on to try to kill him. I honestly think he may be at one of the most annoying places to check. A tall water slide with a long line. So I go find a water slide of that description. And that ends up being Volcano Bay's platform slides inside the artificial but realistic volcano. The volcano is in an odd area. Even for this water park. It's surrounded by a highly strange combination of stuff from various water parks. Soak City's Tropical Plunge, Blizzard Beach's Summit Plummet, the indoor Castaway Bay near Cedar Point except outdoors, and more. I spot Koro-sensei just getting into line, put away my sword, and form an invisible sword with my control over the wind to arouse less attention. The octopus laughs: "Have you come here to assassinate me?! I might just be the original! You never know!" "No-" I am interrupted by several others, some who came with the same intentions as I and some who want to assassinate him or at least will try to but don't want to actually do so. Goku sings: "I don't want to kill you, I'm here to protect you!" Argo nods: "We don't have enough time or information to go around killing every Koro-sensei, it's better to stick to one and try to figure out if he's the original or not. Ehehehehe. If you're the real one, I'll find out soon enough! I have plenty of intel on ya after all!" Orochimaru chuckles: "I'm sorry but I've come to kill this Koro-sensei. It would be best if you allow me through in order to kill him." I sigh and step aside: "I don't feel like killing OR fighting. The war has become more draining lately. Go ahead. Try to kill him."

Several attempts by Orochimaru and a few others fail to kill this Koro-sensei. Myself, Goku, and Argo somehow manage to convince them to try another Koro-sensei instead of continuing in part by me quietly revealing that in reality, I plan on killing Koro-sensei when his guard is not only down but also when I find a weak spot and have him fully convinced that I'm not going to try to kill him. The octopus chuckles after the others leave: "Anyone want to pass the time in this line by chatting?" Argo replies: "Couldn't ya just cut the line instantly?" "Well, I could but that would only draw more attention to myself. I could be the original and because I could be, I don't want to make a spectacle of myself here." I sing: "Why do you sound worried? You sound like you're the OG one with that kind of wording." "That's not what I'm implying! *gets flustered and waves tentacles around randomly* All of us think and act the same! Only the original is aware of who the original is! But we all think the same as him so!" Goku laughs: "I think you just revealed your biggest secret!" Argo laughs too: "Nyehahaha! You're really worried or confident or both!" "I am not worried!" I face palm: "Could have fooled me. Not." He starts sweating heavily: "I don't know anymore! Goku, you just implied you figured it out! You must now know that I think I'm the original!" A tired looking waterpark employee speaks in between screaming at someone else: "What?! You're wrong! JK Rowling loves trans women! She just thinks they shouldn't invade women's space or destroy women's rights or go into women's bathrooms!"

They turn to us: "How many in your party?" I refuse to reply and debate between getting out of line and keeping an eye on Koro-sensei right as the other employee screams back: "What are you talking about?! Not only are you wrong but I share her concerns! You are no true fan of hers!" Argo sings: "These two make me feel uncomfortable." I nod: "I don't want to ride something operated by people with these kind of viewpoints who even actively argue over them even though they're like 2 peas in a pod in denying JK Rowling's transphobia. Koro-sensei, do you really want to ride one of these platform slides? We're staying with you at all times until we know if we absolutely must assassinate the original you or not even if youre not the original." "We don't need them to operate these slides for us!" "In that case, I'm knocking them out with my invisible sword. This won't take long." And just like that, I knock them out. They didn't seem nearly dangerous enough to take more drastic measures against. We soon get in the water slides and Koro-sensei uses his speed to not only turn on the platform function of the slides but to get in one of them before the doors closed. I hate platform slides and have been afraid of them for much of my life but in my undead body, I just didn't care given the circumstances that we're in. When we all get off the slides after they end, Koro-sensei looks seriously weakened. He chuckles nervously: "I forgot I'm weak to water!" Argo laughs: "No you didn't. I really doubt you did." The octopus smiles and shows his correct answer skin thing as several others appear and shout: "Time to die, Koro-sensei! We got you now!"

Pito laughs: "To think you'd want us to try to kill you in a location full of water, one of your many weaknesses! Hahahaha! You're making this too easy! In fact, I'm starting to get bored! This is so easy that it's no fun!" She withdraws instead of attacking him and runs off elsewhere. M, Fuka, and Llenn chase after her. Llenn yells: "Pito, get back here!" Meanwhile, Tetsuya is laughing while moving like a crab: "Hey yellow crab, you don't stand a crab of a chance against me even though I'm now the only one attacking you now! Pinchy! I have the power of Taka the Giant Spider Crab on my side and thanks to that, I will assassinate you with my pinchers! Do you understand, crab?!" Koro-sensei, despite being weakened by the platform slide he went on just laughs and evades all of his attacks. "CRABBBBAAAAA WHAAAAATTT?!" The octopus then sends him flying: "CRABBBBBBYYYYYYYY CRABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY! KING CRAB IS BEING FLUNG AWAY AGGGGGGAAAAAAAIIN!" And with that, the octopus starts walking so we follow him. His stomach or whatever he has instead of one starts grumbling: "I'm so hungry. Time to see what they have to eat here!" I reply: "Despite it not being too long since I had my last meal, I'm quite hungry myself. I burned a lot of energy today as usual and I'm still not used to hearing myself sing everything I say involuntarily." None of us say much until we get to the nearest food place to find a horrified Rimuru screaming: "Shion! What are you doing here making food?! Since when did you work at this chaotic waterpark?!" We hear Shion reply: "Lord Rimuru, I'll make sure to make your order extra tasty!"

And then Romin who apparently works at the restaurant too adds: "Don't forget! Each entree comes with a free bowl of one of my curry dishes! Or you can ask for a mixed bowl!" I sing: "I don't want to eat here anymore. Let's go eat somewhere else." Koro-sensei laughs: "Challenge accepted! Let's eat here! I'm sure food poisoning couldn't kill me! Or having flavor literally explode in my mouth!" Argo sighs: "We can't just abandon you and we wouldn't be able to change your mind no matter how hard we tried. Maybe some of this food will actually be edible. Let's find out!" Goku laughs: "I don't care if the food is potentially hazardous or explosive! I'm eating as much of it as I can get!" I sweat drop: "As someone who is very slowly getting over being a picky eater to the point my pickiness has turned into genuine disinterest in a lot of foods, I hate everything about this. I already got bad food poisoning once. I don't want to experience anything like that again. But I can't just leave you, Koro-sensei." I then think to myself: "Couldn't we just bring back Koro-sensei later? We should just assassinate all of the Koro-senseis and get it over with but that's easier said than done. If there's any moment I'll get a chance to kill this one, it's when we start eating the food we're about to order after it's ready and handed to us." I don't have high hopes I'll be able to kill any of them by myself but you know. Soon, we get our food and it looks horrible much to my displeasure. Koro-sensei laughs: "Look at my dish! It's alive!" We ended up sitting by Rimuru and a few others. He says: "Dude, you shouldn't eat that. Not only is that alive but it doesn't even remotely resemble cooked food or food at all whatsoever."

I push my food away: "Whoever wants this can have it. Not only does this also look alive and horrible overall but it smells really bad too. Like overcooked, burned, and who knows what else." Shion hears this and storms out of the restaurant's kitchen: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! DO YOU NOT LIKE MY COOKING?!" But just as she says that, Koro-sensei eats his food as well as my and Argo's food and immediately pales after turning sickly green for a few seconds. He screams: "THIS ISNT FOOD, THIS IS STUFF YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH!" He then collapses and dies. When he dies, he turns into pink slime. All of us, regardless of the moods we were just in are stunned and dumbfounded. And then, someone either a unique looking gun appears with a few others. She points the gun towards another Koro -sensei who saw the one Argo, Goku, and I were hanging with die from food poisoning and whatever else happened from eating badly cooked living food. Koro-sensei screams: "I refuse to eat here! I don't want to die how I just died too! *knocks the tray of food he has away and sees the gun pointed at him* Oh, do you want to kill me?! Go ahead and do that! I dare you to try!" I use Artist's Eye to create actually edible food and start eating some of it right away and let the others split the rest as I created a whole lot of food. Sento from Amagi Brilliant Park is the one with the gun and ignoring arguments between apparently open zoophile and racist employees occurring in the kitchen who are only now just showing how worse than trash they are replies: "We know who you are and we help run this park now for some reason. I will kill you. We know the entire situation."

Kanie, a teenager who is the manager of Amagi Brilliant Park and right next to Sento sings: "I don't know why we're all singing when talking or screaming when we yell but I don't think that's a good idea. Nothing you do is going to kill him, Sento. We've seen how things have worked out so far and quite frankly, we need to get rid of all of these horrible employees like the ones arguing in that restaurant kitchen over there. That should be our priority since we don't exactly know how we can help assassinate this octopus/teacher." "But Kanie! He's right in my sight!" Muffle, one of the mascots of Amagi Brilliant Park sings: "Mulf! If we work together, we can not only keep this chaotic water park from falling apart but also then have the time and resources to figure out how we can help assassinate this guy." Another mascot, Macaron adds: "Ron, I hate to say it but yeah, we have to do something about all of those jerks this water park allowed to work here for some reason. This sucks, Ron." Koro-sensei is amused by the happenings. That was until Rimuru displayed his full power as a demon lord as did Milim who is also apparently here. I didn't notice her until just now. The former teacher gulps nervously. Some time later, we were all just chilling in the lazy river with Koro-sensei and its like we were being transported to various existing lazy rivers every 20 seconds due to its layout. The Amagi Brilliant Park characters went off to their own destinations. I sigh: "I wish we knew if we really do have to kill Koro-sensei or not. At this point, I'm willing to help kill him and every one of his exact clones but still. I'm conflicted again." Koro-sensei overhears me: "I thought you and the others were here to protect-"

He is interrupted when the entirety of the former E Class students along with Irina and Karasuma get into inner tubes nearby while Koro-sensei's skin starts kind of melting a bit. He waves at them: "Hey! Catch up to us! Let's all have fun and-" I saw torpedoes being launches towards the octopus in this lazy river. He screams: "I can hardly get a moment to rest without someone or something trying to kill me!" The others quickly catch up to us against normal physics and Karma sings: "This is all on you, you know!" I add: "Oh and those of us like me are not here to protect you, Koro-sensei. We just want to keep an eye on you in case we have to actually kill you. I won't try to kill you for now but know this, I will show no mercy should no solution be found to solve the original you's unstable and soon to explode body problem." As we continue through the comically long lazy river, countless attempts are made on Koro-sensei's life. There's never a single dull moment. Someone even turns the water features of the lazy river into lethal weapons somehow. I see the elements removed over the past several years from Soak City's Splash River be used at once to try to kill the octopus to not avail. After that, a giant bucket of water is dumped on Koro-sensei whose skin has been still slowly melting this entire time. But somehow, that wasn't enough to kill him nor was any attempt on his life in the following sequence as we followed him around to determine whether or not he's the OG one or not with no success. "Crab is back! I got you now! Go, my crabs! Let's drown him in this giant wave pool! And make it snappy!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SO MANY CRRRRRRRRAAAAAABBBBBBBSSSSSS!" "HEHEEHEHEHEHE! IS SOMEONE FEELING CRABBY TODAY OR WHAT?!" Inside the restroom: "AAAAAAAAAAAA! THIS TOILET WONT STOP FLUSHING AND IM STUCK TO ITS SEAT!"

At some of the chairs for water park guests: "Okay! Time to sit down and take a break from all that skin melting water and to just feel the- OWWWWWWWWW! IM TRAPPED IN THIS CHAIR! IT CLOSED ON ME! I MUST LOOK LIKE A PRETZEL WITH TENTACLES NOW! AAAAAAA! THE SUN! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP!" At a drinking fountain: "I'm so thirsty. I've been forced to sweat a lot the past- ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG! IS THIS SEWAGE WATER! ITS BOTH DISGUSTING AND UNSANITARY AND EVEN WORSE FOR ME THAN POOL WATER IS!" At a beach like area: "WHY IS THE SAND TURNING INTO MOLTEN GLASS?! OWWWWWW! MY LOWER TENTACLES ARE LITERALLY BURNING TO ASH!" At a stage that's apparently here in a chaotic waterpark: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! DID SOMEONE FILL THIS AREA UP WITH ANTI-ME PARTICLES SOMEHOW?! THIS ISN'T FAIR!" This continued on for a while longer until we got the jump on him, with the likes of even me losing patience. He was sweating heavily from everything he was subjected to so we were able to kill him only to find out he wasn't the original from the pink slime his body turned into. That's about the time that Koro-sensei managed to somehow take over the park speakers to sing a single message: "Hi everyone! Jokes on you! I've been hiding somewhere none of you could have found me! You somehow managed to kill all of my asexually reproduced clones but that doesn't matter because I'm still alive and there's only an hour left until I go boom!

Come find me by that really dangerous pool with huge waves and try to kill me! I can't wait to see you all try again!" Love Handle appear near where myself, Rimuru, Argo, and the others are. We overhear them singing in unison: "This moment deserves a music number! Let's do this!" And just like that, all of us in the water park found ourselves a part of a giant music number where we all tried to kill Koro-sensei again with the music being so intense that it could very well be the thing that kills Koro-sensei in the end. Many of us joined in on the singing, myself included right as it started. "Assassination Waterpark! It's time for a music number that rocks so hard that it kills. Here we are, trying to kill Koro-sensei in the Assassination Waterpark! And here goes all the knights, coordinating as one to stab right into Koro-sensei's chest. And no oh no, it isn't working! Here come the superheroes who punch hard and yet, they fail too! Doofensmirtz's latest Inator strikes the octopus but nothing happens. This is one hell of an Assassination Waterpark! And now, here we are, this is now a montage too. We're chilling out or having more active fun as we attempt to kill Koro-sensei in our own ways but nothing is working at all." The song goes on for a while longer only to end just in time for a bunch of screaming girls to run towards us. Some of them swarm me, holding up pictures, artwork, manga, comics, games, and more featuring me in my armor: "It's you! You're Swiftdrawer! You're actually real!" I sweatdrop and face palm as I sing in response: "This is an inconvenient distraction."

I am then ironically distracted from that distraction by seeing JD Vance nearby, making out with and kissing an old torn up couch. I teleport over to him with Instant Transmission and ponder over whether I should do anything to the fascist weirdo or not. But then, I just shake my head and scream: "Hey everyone! Look! It's the weirdo loser named JD Vance who allegedly has adult fun with couches!" He's so pitiful in this situation I couldn't even be bothered to just get rid of him myself already. People like him belong in a dumpster. No, scratch that. A sewer. They offer nothing good to society ya know. Seeing some of the others turn to pick him apart or something, I turn my attention back to the fan girls after I sing loudly: "I don't care what happens to JD Vance as long as it isn't good." I sigh as the fan girls swarm me again and scream things excitedly. "I can't believe.. Actually, no. I can believe there are worlds where creatives have made comics and stuff about me given the vastness of the multiverse. But to come face to face with the result of that makes me cringe on the inside. *sings louder* Listen, I appreciate that you find me to be an endearing individual but.. please.. leave me be. I don't want to be treated like I'm special. I don't want to be treated like some legendary destined hero who's going to save everyone. I didn't ask for my current reputation. I don't need or want to be admired. All I want is to do what I think is right and/or makes me happy and to be able to try to get others to do better for themselves and others. That's what I want. I'll sign your stuff quickly if you will promise to give me space.

I'm sorry if I'm hurting your feelings by saying this but I'm not some charming charismatic hero who absolutely rules at parties. I used to want something close to being a legendary destined hero. I used to want to be the chosen one but as I've grown older, I realized that all I want is to be me, to be happy, to try to make others happy, to chill out and create art, and to live life the way I want to while also trying to make things better around me and have the space I need as an introvert." But signing autographs wasn't good enough for a few of them. One of them even screamed: "I want your se-" I cut them off: "Don't say it! You're too young to be saying something like that! Not only that but I'm just not into people like you and I'm literally a zombie. You don't want offspring that are probably half zombie. That doesn't sound fun. Oh and I'm too old for you even if I were actually hetero." I get away from them only to find Kuro-sensei being surrounded by heaps of fans who are women: not young girls. I hear Karma laugh: "Look at that! The octopus is in heaven right now with all of these attractive women around him! Now is the perfect time to assassinate him! He has his guard completely down!" Irina replies: "Don't draw conclusions just yet. The old Koro-sensei would have been easily seduced by all of these women but he looks like he's still looking around, expecting us to assassinate him at any moment. We need more woman charm to completely distract him." Naruto giggles: "Did you just say more woman charm?! I know how to get that! Go, Harem Jutsu!"

I sigh while using an equip spell to equip my armor and the rest of my gear from my inventory: "Some individuals think I'm a dashing or charming knight with my armor on. Others have compared me to famous men in looks or whatever. So what would happen if I also performed a Harem Jutsu? I mostly have learned ninjitsu that help with confusing the enemy, support, or duplication to complement my offensive moves. The same goes for the magic I've been learning for over a year at this point. Yeah, I can cast offensive magic but my swordsmanship comes first so I study more support magic than any magic. Anyway, here goes. Harem Jutsu." I make 4 shadow clones of myself and transform them in myself to look like really attractive (to straight guys, lesbians, bisexuals, etc) women versions of myself. I add to the effect by speaking with a feminine voice: "Koro-sensei, do you wish to come with me, a fair beautiful knight?" I inwardly cringe at myself, mostly at what I'm saying but I know the effort might up paying off so I keep going. Various others join in on the plot to distract Koro-sensei. Even Tsunade and Bulma and Madoka. Oh and Tetsuya as "Lady Crabcakes". Koro-sensei's entire body is incredibly pink now. Like so pink that it shouldn't even be possible to be so pink. We got him now. His senses are completely dulled by his emotions now. There's no way he'll see an attack of any kind now. And then, just like that, he is subjected to a whole bunch of attacks over and over again while he continues to be completely distracted. However, he suddenly snaps to attention and laughs as those of us who had been trying to distract him immediately notice and try to assassinate him at once: "I'm sorry but this won't work either! You had me good for a few minutes there but now it's time to bewilder all of you-"

He is interrupted as a huge video screen appears and starts playing something that begins with Karma's face on it. The recording speaks: "Hey, Koro-sensei. We saw this whole situation coming days in advance and prepared a very special video for you. I bet you'd like to see all kinds of fails of various BRAINS members. And great news, that's what you're about to see along with a few extra surprises that may completely leave you speechless! Have fun! Oh and I suggest finding the nearest calm pool to float in an inner tube in to fully enjoy the experience! Just kidding! We know how you are about water! Just sit somewhere, relax, and enjoy!" Curiosity gets the better of Koro-sensei: "Oooooo! I know my former students used a video to try to kill me in the past but I can't help myself! I just have to watch this!" A few minutes later, he's completely mortified to see video of some of his latest hilarious moments: "WHERE DID THEY GET THIS FOOTAGE?! MAKE IT STOOOOOOPPPPPPP!" Karma's voice cuts in: "Jokes on you, the entire rest of the video is recent clips of your latest failures. Enjoy!" Through some magic, science, and physics breaking nonsense, Koro-sensei is unknowingly held completely in place by some of our efforts as we attempt to assassinate him in all kinds of increasingly clever and strange ways. Every possible method we can think of is attempted but nothing works. As the video ends, he finally notices what we're doing and musically laughs at all of our failed attempts to get him, completely forgetting about all of the humiliating footage of himself that was literally just playing. That was until Twilight and her dearest friends stood in front of him while wearing the Elements Of Harmony.

Twilight sings, just as affected by the singing curse or whatever it is as the rest of us: "There's still time to figure out a way to save you, Koro-sensei. But we need even more time than the time we have left to figure it out so by the power of friendship, we will turn you into stone for now." Fluttershy adds: "I wish we didn't have to do this to you but we don't have any other choice. But it's going to take more than just the 6 of us to pull this off. All of the bonds of friendship the rest of us have are required for this to work too. Or at least. That's what Twilight figured out." I find Herbslavin and hold hands with them. Blaze then holds my other hand with one of their paws. That sort of things goes on all around us. And with all of our bonds, the Elements Of Harmony are able to turn Koro-sensei to stone for now only for the octopus to instantly free himself of the spell somehow. He laughs: "That was a good try but not even they can contain me!" Dominic and other scientists who have kept themselves out of the whole assassinating thing to figure out a solution appear at once with distressed looks on their faces. Dr. K yells: "Nothing we tried to come up with even worked theoretically! And nothing that we had already come up with worked on any test subjects or simulations!" Biara sighs: "I'm afraid that there's nothing we can do to stop Koro-sensei from exploding except assassinating him. We tried everything but despite the extensive genetic and anatomical data we've obtained of him, there's no solution except assassination or divine intervention. Our godly allies are too busy to assist us at this moment." Nagisa sings: "Hold on. What about Koro-sensei's weak spot below his tie? Is that still there?"

Karasuma shakes his head: "After he was revived and joined BRAINS just as we did and thus only grew more powerful over time, it became clear that that weak spot ceased to exist." Koro-sensei sighs and for some reason, the singing thing finally stops. He speaks: "I'm so sorry, everyone. But he's right and you've just about run out of time to assassinate me. I'll let you all attack me now without resistance. I've had my fun and I'm so glad I have. I had so much fun messing with all of you as you tried to assassinate me but it's almost time for me to go. If I'm not killed in the next 15 minutes, I will explode and everything in this universe will be blown up along with me." The next 15 minutes were thus a desperate last chance to end this. But even with most of BRAINS contributing to thousands upon thousands of different assassination methods attempted in those 15 minutes, none of them could kill Koro-sensei. And thus, we stopped after 15 minutes and began attempting to evacuate to no avail. Koro-sensei smiles sadly: "It's over for not just me but for all of us, isn't it? I'm so sorry, all of you. I guess this is the end. We had a good run, didn't we?" But then, as we accepted our fates and waited for him to explode, nothing happened. Absolutely nothing happened. Koro-sensei stops hiding his energy signature as his skin displays green and yellow stripes, indicating amusement as he laughs: "Got you all!" Most of us did one or more of the following: turned white and as still as a statue with shocked expressions on our faces, face palms, heavily sweat dropped, looked down at the ground somewhat with an expression of dread, or anime fell.

I was as still as a statue and ghostly white right now. But it didn't take long for me to recover enough to not look like that or be completely still. The second stage of our reactions soon begin with a lot of shouts of frustration and so forth. Genome speaks: "Now I understand why no scientific attempts to get something done that could save you worked, Koro-sensei." Irina screams: "You damn octopus! You were messing with us this entire time?! How did none of us see through you?!" Karma remarks: "Careful now, Koro-sensei! You might just be actually assassinated for what you just revealed to us all! You had us all fooled! I never forgot what you blurted out about this in the space station. So I know you've had this planned!" Sento and the others join us. Sento points her gun at the octopus. He sweats heavily: "I admit it, okay?! Calm down, all of you! I just wanted to distract all of you from the war, give you a chance to learn, train, and grow and you know, relax for the better part of a day together for a change!" And so, we continued our fun at the chaotic water park which was now managed solely by Amagi Brilliant Park with our help for the time being. It didn't take much for Amagi Brilliant Park to become the location of another BRAINS base. New comrades acquired. But as soon as we were all done with being at the water park, it began to collapse around us like it was only meant to exist temporarily this whole entire time. I was thrilled to be back in Miitopia after that. We have fully moved back into our respective bases as part of the plan to prepare for the final showdown with Don Thousand.

After eating some more, I laid in bed with Herbsalvin. We had now both fully changed out of our swimwear into our armors so there was that. "Swift. Before we sleep as we have that sleep replacement potion shortage going on, I wish to ask you of something of great importance." "What is it?" Herbsalvin gets out of our bed, removes their metal gauntlets for now, kneels down on the floor, and lightly stabs their left hand with a dagger. "Swift, I ask of you this: would you accept my offer to strengthen our bond one step further? "In marriage?" "Yes." I had already stood up by the time they spoke and remove my own gauntlets for now and stab my right hand with a dagger. I kneel down as well and accept their now outstretched left hand with my right hand. "I accept but let's skip the wedding. Don't need one." "Very well. Let's make it official. Our blood is now intermingling through our hands. This is the process that's required when a warrior knighted in Miitopia and the pegasus they befriended wish to take things one step further. It's even more unique in our circumstances. I'm not the only pegasus who has a human like form and has lived several lives. There are others on that island like me still waiting for a knight to bond with them. The ritual we have to do now won't take long." "That's good because I'm exhausted." "As am I." They guide me in what to do. We keep our hands together and channel our magical energies to them, allowing our magicks to directly touch each other as we chanted very ancient words from ancient Miitopia. When it was done, we gained bond tattoos. They appeared on the hands we connected to each other through.

The wounds we made with our daggers healed in the ritual despite the fact I'm still a zombie in my case. We put our gauntlets back on and head to bed after brushing our teeth and so forth. What a strange but fun day.