Beth: So you paint 10 paintings, you're not a painter.
Beth: You cook 20 meals, you're not a cook.
Beth: *deep inhale*
Beth: BUT YOU KILL ONE PERSON-
Wally:Caroline is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Josh: Turn it upside down and use 6!
Wally: Genius!
Caroline; stops choking momentarily: What the heck
Eddie:We'll need a distraction. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Beth: *turns to Caroline* You're time has come, Caroline.
Caroline: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Eddie: The audacity
Beth: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit anywhere.
Josh: What do you mean?
Josh: You fit perfectly into my arms.
Beth, bright red: ... shut up
Eddie & Josh, seeing someone doing idiotic: Oh my gosh, what flipping idiots.
Eddie & Josh, after realizing it's Jake & Beth: ohmygosh it's our idiots.
Caroline: Tracy Lee died of natural causes.
Wally: You pushed her off the roof.
Caroline, her eye slightly twitching: Gravity. It's natural.
Jake: There's three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Jake way.
Beth: Isn't that also the wrong way?
Jake: Yes, but it's faster
Beth: Peter and I have a plan.
Josh, Wally, Eddie, Caroline, & Jake: It can't have murder.
Beth: *turns to Peter*
Beth & Peter: We don't have a plan
Jake: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Josh: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Wally: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Beth, looking up from her book: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fricking smoothie.
Caroline/Jake: I'm an idiot.
Wally/Eddie:
Caroline/Jake:
Wally/Eddie: If your waiting for me to disagree, it's going to be a long night.
Caroline: Where you going?
Beth: To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.