I do not own the Boy/Girl Battle Series.
Random classmate who needs Jake's help (Josh isn't in school): Hatford?
Eddie, who is very sleep deprived: *lifts head*
Jake: When did we get married and why wasn't I invited?
Caroline: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, who have to fight whoever is under it.
Wally: Caroline, no.
Beth and Eddie: Mistlefoe
Wally: Don't encourage her!
Josh, propping his feet on the table: So I heard you like bad boys.
Beth: What??? No???
Josh, immediately taking his feet off the table: Oh thank God, that felt terrible.
Josh: My girlfriend gives off such golden retriever energy.
Jake: Alright then, let's go put her down.
Steve: What conspiracy theory do y'all believe in?
Wally: Everytime a chicken sandwich relas
Peter/Doug: What?
Caroline, while Bill and Danny are wheezing in the back: The FBI got him before he could finish.
Beth: I want to be a caterpillar.
Josh: Explain?
Beth: Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Josh: You know they have a lifespan of two weeks, right?
Beth: That's another highlight.
Josh: bETH NO-
Beth: If I fall..
Josh: I'll be there to catch you.
Eddie: *looks at Jake* What if I fall?
Jake: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Caroline: *watching*
Caroline, to Wally: And if I fall?
Wally: I'll be the one who pushed you.
Bill: I wish we could block people in real life
Wally: Restraining order.
Beth: Murder.
Jake: I know it's hard to believe but I'm a bit of a goofball, and it was suggested that I was out of my league when I landed Eddie.
Jake: By Beth mostly, and Steve. And Wally.
Jake: ... and Eddie.
Wally: Do you think your family likes me?
Caroline: My mom literally begged you to marry me.
Caroline: ..--/...--.-..-.-.--
Wally: What's that?
Caroline: Remorse code.
Wally: I'm even angrier now.
Wally: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?
Caroline: We're dating.
Wally: So????
Caroline: Dating is communism. It was our cookie.
Beth: Now, I know we don't always see eye-to-eye, but-
Josh: That's because you're too short to do so.
Beth:
Beth: Listen here you-
Caroline: When do you fall asleep?
Wally: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to God.
Caroline: Why do you always assume the worst of me?
Wally: It saves time.
Jake: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Wally: Theft.
Caroline: Disturbing the peace.
Josh: Aggravated assault.
Eddie: Arson.
Beth: All of the above.In that order, probably.
Waitress: And what would you like to eat?
Caroline: I want to eat the unborn.
Wally: Eggs. She wants eggs.