A/N

Guess who watched Muppets Most Wanted for the first time last week and enjoyed it?

In this one shot, Constantine's little

thief Sneaker is mad at Dominic for double crossing hervDadvatbthe Tower of London plus she wants to stay in gulag with her Dad but Constantine thinks that gulag is no place forva kid, but Sneaker is like him, tough but she is lik

e him.

I hope you guys enjoy

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Sneaker was not amused when she heard about what Dominic had done by betraying her father at the Tower of London when he got the Crown Jewels despite the fact Dominic was part of their family but Constantine sighed as he was surprised that she was here, seeing him hug her.

"Uncle Kermit came here to visit, and I stowed away because I missed you plus I'm like you remember?" Sneaker told him.

Josh and the other inmates were surprised that Sneaker was Constantine's daughter as Constantine explained but they understood and thought she was adorable but she wanted to stay with him in gulag which worried Constantine worry because gulag was no place for a kid.

"Cuz, she stowed away in my suitcase but Sneaker is your kid, meaning she can survive in gulag like you, unlike m

e." Kermit told Constantine.

Nadya saw Sneaker climbingbthe Wall which surprised her but impressed the others, but Constantine chuckled at his daughter as she had Nadya's key.

"let's break everybody out, even Josh!" Sneaker said excited.

Nadya sighed as she knew this little one was like Constantine seeingbthe others out of their cells surprising both Kermit and Nadya but Sneaker had kept Domijic in his cell.

"Looks like we've got a gulag princess here, who's like her father!" Josh said as the others agreed.

"Looks like they love her, cuz." Kermit said as Constantine agreed.

"Fine I do miss my Little Thief, plus everybody likes her." Constantine told Kermit.

"You are coming to Christmas dinner, right?" Kermit asked.

"Maybe, if Nadya lets me." Constantine said as Sneaker was seeing there were kids here making Kermit relieved that Sneaker woukd have friends to play with, while here in gulag with her Dad as she hugged Constantine but hugged Kermitbtoo.

"Thanks Uncle Kermit, for letting me stay, as Daddy is family and he needs me, since Uncle Domijic was mean." Sneaker told him.

Constantine understood his daughter's reasoning but knew he had forgiven Dominic a long time ago since he was doing thirty years I here for stealing or attempting to steal the CrownJewels of England, but at least he had Sneaker and was king of the gulag again, which made him happy.

"Maybe later you can talk to him, tell him you forgive him." Kermit said as Constantine nodded as they were eating gruel but Sneaker was adding honey and sugar to it impressing the others.

"I learnt how to cook, from my uncle's friend." Sneaker told them.

"Well your recipe is amazing, little thief." Constantine told her as she blushed.

"Thanks but I like being here, as I can be me and not bug Sam, with my rope traps or my cherry bombs." she said.

The other kids in the gulag were curious as they were at a table listening to Sneaker tell them her past mischief.