A Collection Of Other Adventures
Breaking The Prison Human Centipede
Date: February 2nd, 2023
It's been over 2 weeks since that day where we confronted Nazis, the Dark Sage, and Pmurt Nedib inside the bodies of the 6 Paths Of Pain. Since then, it has been a constant fight for survival in Miitopia. The Nazis aren't letting up and are resorting to more and more extreme tactics over time. The child soldiers were just a prelude of the truly sickening stuff. Today was a day. I'd been forced to set up camp with some comrades as we defended the shores of Galados Isle from invasion for several days. It's been brutal. So much sand is dark red with dried blood now. I didn't realize just how many bullets could be shot at us at maximum force until now. Today was supposed to be another day of fighting for others and survival, just like so many before. The armor we wear is amazing but it cannot withstand the weakest form of Haikai, the energy attack of the Gods Of Destruction of the Dragon Ball multiverse. When in contact with Haikai, simulations and data has shown that Haikai would destroy the armor and the wearer in an instant, leaving virtually no trace behind. That being said, the armors are still very strong but given enough pressure and force onto any specific spot on them, they will crack and break. Think of such like the process of weathering. Because damage accumulates onto armor, I can't name a single comrade who hasn't nearly died due to part of their armor breaking at least once during this war. Today ended up going more than a little bit differently. I'll recount how so now.
Just as with the usual new routine at this point, we fight all day, let the nighttime comrades take over, eat, sleep, wake up, let our nighttime comrades sleep, and fight. I got up in the morning fully rested. Our forces have increased substantially after our most recent liberations. And those who can't fight on the front lines are contributing peacefully and/or defiantly as much as they can. Some miis have gone as far to turn farming tools into sharp and lethal weapons for homegrown resistance and defense. That however wasn't enough to stop something very strange. Some Nazi who looks like a walking corpse due to their age exclaims for all to hear just as I eat a very quick breakfast and get ready for fight: "Our leader, Dark Sage has encouraged us to start going to other dimension! I'm going to one and will be back with some reinforcements to kill all these leftists freaks with the help of! So long, my brothers in faith!" They pull out something with a button which they press. Before any of my comrades can react, I ran toward the Nazi as a portal opens behind them. Some other Nazis try to stop me but hurting them a bit was enough to stop them long enough to chase my target right through the portal. "Like hell I'll let you do that, bastard! I'm coming for you!" The portal almost fully closes by the point I catch up to you know who. I barely make it in there and find myself by some barbed wires in the middle of a desert while a man I recognize from a horror movie I watched recently is yelling into a megaphone over his victory while nude. The Nazi sees me and starts running towards the prison watchtower the man is in: "There's no escape for the likes of you! You are partly responsible for so much pain! I won't let you recruit that man up there! A no good racist, misogynist, xenophobic, homophobic piece of rapist crap like him deserves no allies!" I catch up to the Nazi, tackle them, and beat them up until they look defeated. They aren't in a good state anymore. Without hesitation, I turn them into a card with my duel disk which I immediately deactivate after that.
That Nazi was lucky that's all it took for me to stop them. If they were a strong and difficult opponent, I would have more than likely been forced to kill them with my sword, my fists, or one of my daggers. It would have been bloody and they would have screamed out in pain. The only good Nazis are dead or ex-Nazis who have turned fully away from fascism and are no longer bigoted. Nazis want to kill us all so why should we offer them kindness? If we can stop them for good without killing them, let's stop them without killing them. Otherwise, let them bleed and cry out in so much agony. However, Nazi leaders must die. Kill or be killed, those are the circumstances forced onto individuals like myself, Mel, and Bray. Now that that Nazi is gone, I decide to head up to the tower to make that bastard suffer. I head up the tower while he's still yelling in triumph while again, naked like a lunatic. For reference, I'm exactly at a point right after the ending of Human Centipede 3: Final Sequence. The bastard shot and killed several people during it and approved of the plan to link all prisoners in a Texas prison together into a giant Human Centipede. One digestive system for all. I won't go into further detail. That paints a horrible enough picture. The bald white middle aged bastard aka the warden of the hellhole prison ordered a Human Caterpillar be made out of the prisoners on death row and life imprisonment by cutting their arms right off. I quickly put on my cloak and mask before heading up the tower after teleporting past some stuff in my way. I am met with a gun from the man(huh, I didn't see that coming considering he's nude) when I get to the top: "Who the hell are you?" "William 'Bill' Boss is your name right?" "Yeah, that's right, you masked freak! Now tell me who you are! I order you! I don't want someone like you looking at me when Im nude, I just want the women to before I seduce them!
"Those who selfishly inflict pain onto others and/or manipulate them are the only ones who deserve pain. I am Swiftdrawer. Remember that name, Nazi scumbag. Your gun doesn't scare me even as you have it up to my head. One gun isn't enough to kill me. It only gives me another reason to make you hurt. Nor does your nude state make me want to hesitate in taking you down." "So you're one of those coc-" "Silence, I wasn't finished and knew what you were going to say. It is true I am homosexual but this queer bites back, you damn bastard. Without your guards or the military or police, you are already as good as dead right here right now. Especially since you aren't wearing anything. Tyrants like you must be eliminated. It's unfortunate but some people like you are so vile that I don't see how any method besides killing you could stop your cruelty for good. Not even suspended animation or a deserted island would be enough. Your death will be slow and painful. You'll watch as I break your Prison Human Centipede and Human Caterpillar with you unable to stop me. I can't play nice with the likes of you. Such a shame because it would have been nice to just sit down with you and try to change your ways. Your nightmare will begin momentarily." "F*c* you, you coc*s*c*i* inbreed criminal! I'll pull your a*s apart!" "I've heard enough out of you. Go ahead. Try to shoot me and get my brain cells to spill out. I dare you to try." *gunshot* I pretend to collapse to the ground and let out a convincing groan: 'Hahaha! You were so overconfident! I should make you a middle piece of the Prison Centipede!" I stand back up and tilt my head creepily while laughing also creepily: "I fooled you! I told you a gun wouldn't do crap for you. I know all about what you have done. Shooting your own doctor and accountant. Shooting prisoners. Dumping 3 buckets of boiling hot water on a black man imprisoned here. I'm going to play with you a little because you stand no chance against me and I rarely let myself do something so wicked."
"What the f*c* does that mean? I don't want this! *anger noises* I just want some p*s*y!" "Says the guy who made the only woman in this dump be part of the Human Centipede! Straight Christian white men like you are often the most twisted individuals one could ever meet on any version of Earth! You think you're better than everyone else. *physically restrains him and takes his gun after he tries to punch me* Your attempts at resisting me are futile. *yells over the man before covering his mouth* You think women are just objects meant to satisfy your perverted and hateful desires at solely your discretion. You r*p*d that woman while she was in a coma. Damn Nazi. *tosses the gun far below to the ground* You also pulled out the nuts from a middle aged man in this place from his nether region and ate them for lunch. You are so damn vile. There are many ways I could kill you. I know where all the vital areas are. I know every important system in the human body. You are sickening. And we can't forget the comments you made about the governor of this damn state called Texas. Xenophobic trash. It's almost time to bash the fash for real. That's you, by the way. Just because a man doesn't want what you want doesn't mean they're a bad person. Now then, your pain will finally truly begin! I wasn't planning on coming here but I had to stop someone from recruiting you so here I am, a practical whirlwind of death when I get really serious!" I stop restraining him to pull out one of my daggers. He charges at me but I easily block with my left hand alone. Bill has no chance. His lack of clothing on make that more apparent. In seconds, I manage to stun him and kick him in the nether region. He yells in pain and starts moving in reaction to it as well. That's when I push Bill to the ground and stab him right in the stomach with my dagger. "Save your breath, Bill. You'll be needing it soon enough. This dagger is coated in a highly corrosive substance that breaks down organic matter and expands the more it consumes until it is no longer in direct contact with any life form of flesh or wood. *takes the dagger out of him* You're lucky again. I stabbed you in the stomach which means the substance will have to overpower or mix with the stomach acid to expand."
His look of shock, terror, and pain is one I will never forget. Without another word, I put away the dagger and drag him down the steps up to the watchtower and continue dragging him along as he screams and bleeds out until I have to stop dragging him to get into the prison itself. I pull out my sword and cut through the barbed wire fence: "Haaaaaa! Take this! Darkeye Slash!" With part of the fence out of the way, I resume dragging the warden of the place along until I find a good stopping point by the first person who is part of the Prison Human Centipede. It'll take hours for Bill to die even with all the bleeding so I can focus on undoing the Prison Human Centipede. Normally, it doesn't take that long to kill someone with the substance but because of where I stabbed him, it will take that long. And the bleeding will just stop soon. Perfect. I sheath my sword and pull out a megaphone from my ender pouch and use it to yell to the prisoners: "You inmates better sit tight and stay right there! I don't really know what any of you are in here for but, you better not think of escaping until I can judge whether or not you deserve pain. Actually, I'm going to take care of all of you right now in terms of captivity and deal with you elsewhere later. Committing crimes against humanity to reduce crime just ain't it. Most of you probably wouldn't even be in prison if it weren't for capitalism! Seriously, sit tight! Do you see or hear the pain of this man called William 'Bill' Boss, the warden of this horrible place? Well, I'm responsible for inflicting it so if you try to escape, I will not like that and you will not enjoy what I have in store for doing so. Ignore his nude state, that was his action, not mine. Do you want to be freed of being forced to be together or not?" I get no response but no one moves. The only sound that can be heard is Bill screaming in pain. For good measure, I use Anatomical Disruption on his knees so he can't run away and take any communication stuff he has before he can call for help. I put away the megaphone and unsheathe my sword. They used a method for the Prison Human Centipede that allows for only some scars and staples to remain when someone is let go from it after their sentence is over.
That makes it more humane but it is still beyond messed up. With my sword in my right hand, I am almost ready to cut em all free from each other. However, some surgery was performed to help bind them together in the first place so I'm glad I happen to have a 5 liter healing elixir in my ender pouch. I pull it other and put it on the ground before cutting free the second person part of the Prison Human Centipede with 2 swings of my sword. "You two better stay put still or else. I don't want to have to hurt you when I don't even know why you were thrown in this place." I open the elixir and dip some of my fingers into it. With that done, I rub the healing liquid on the face of the second person before proceeding to continue doing all that while freeing the hundreds more prisoners. Once I'm done here, the governor is next. Some prisoners tried to escape but I just sighed and simply activated a sphere field to keep everyone contained. I wish I had thought of doing that sooner. After about 2 hours, the prisoners are all free. I'll have to undo the Human Caterpillar after this. The acoustics in the sphere field are great so I can easily yell with no tools or anything and still get everyone to hear me: "Attention all inmates, you will all be imprisoned into dimensions created by turning you into cards. Don't worry, it will be quick and painless. You will be in a state of suspended animation after being turned into cards. In other words, you will be frozen in time like you're having a hibernation. Now that's pretty humane. There you have it. I will free the other prisoners and do the same thing next. I hate those who hurt others selfishly but I also know that some of you might not be here for actual reasonable reasons. I have no time to find out what you all have done to deserve being here according to the state of Texas so this is just how it's going to be."
I activate my duel disk and ignore anything that's going on around me. Some prisoners try to attack me but all of them were easy to dispatch. With my duel disk activated, I systematically turn all of the inmates into cards and pick them up. This takes about an hour or so even though I made sure I sheathed my sword before starting that process. My cloak is designed to easily allow me to reach into my ender pouch and such. That's been so helpful over time. With that out of the way, I contact Dominic to remotely undo the activation of the sphere field. He gladly takes care of it before urging me to focus on finishing up what I'm doing to help back in Miitopia. I take his advice and stare down at Bill who is looking like he's in really bad shape now. I smirk: "So how does it feel to feel pain from someone who you hate for being just different from most people." He's in too much pain to answer, he just gives me a pained glare. I drag him along with me as I look for the Human Caterpillar. It doesn't take long to find the victims of that concept. I free em, used the elixir which I carried around whenever I needed to, turned em into cards, and picked the cards right up. This was all while you know who was forced to watch as he slowly got closer to dying. Now to go get the governor. I teleport to wherever the office of the governor of Texas is and immediately restrain him: "What the hell are you trying to pull with approving of the Prison Human Centipede? You were originally opposed to it. What are you, a Democrat?!" "Security! Get this masked stranger out of my office! Someone call the police!" "Oh but that won't do you any good. I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to capture you. I don't know what your deal is but I'm giving you some mercy because I don't know what your intentions are, you two faced politician. Actually, nevermind. I know what you're trying to do but lucky for you, it's not enough justification for me to kill you until an investigation of all of your actions and what they have caused is started and completed. I have no time to investigate that right now."
The governor of Texas on this Earth is a man named Hughes, he's probably in his 50s, 60s, or 70s with fancy short long greyed hair. I turn him into a card without giving him a moment to protest. With that finished, I decide to leave behind a little present. My own deterrent to crime. It's just be pure chance that I helped film and edit a little video we made in Miitopia to make a statement against r*p* , assault, those sorts of things. Not theft from like stores though, that ain't so bad. Many are forced to steal just to survive and if you wish to oppose them, I'll wish to oppose you because you are a fool. I find a computer and upload the video through a program some friends coded that will make the video go viral immediately around any world with the internet as a major form of communication. I used a USB drive to do this and teleported back to the prison to watch Bill die. "Hello, Bill. I have returned. And you look like you're finally on your last legs. I have nothing else to say. Goodbye, human pest." A few minutes later, all that's left of him is a blob of material. That's it. The blob will eventually harden and the corrosive stuff inside will become useless and inactivate soon enough. Just as I'm about to go back to Miitopia, I get a message from Deku of all people on my phone which makes noise when I get it. I get out my phone, open it, and find the message app before opening it. I read the message which is at the top of course: "Hey umm, could you come to Hosu? There's a strange incident going on with some villains who are escaping via a car. They appeared out of a dimension portal." I reply: "Damn it. Can't you get someone else to handle this?" "No one else is available. I can't message for much longer, lunch is almost over. I was asked to ask you for help. Eraserhead's waiting for you."
"Alright Deku. But if I'm needed in Miitopia urgently, I will have to go there immediately. Do you understand?" "Of course I do." "Good. I will depart for Hosu immediately." And with that, I teleport to the city of Hosu in the My Hero Academia universe and look around immediately for a car containing Eraserhead. Luckily, he ends up just driving up to me in a black car, opens the door for the driver's seat and says: "Get in." I do so and sit in the seat next to his. And with that, we're off on a car chase against red haired and green haired villains plus some dark haired dudes in black who are in the front of the car. "Eraserhead, why do you need my help? Couldn't you all just handle this on your own despite the looming fight with the Paranormal Liberation Front?" "Midoriya learned of the situation on his phone and wanted to come here and help me take care of it. I refused to let my student put himself in danger like that when he isn't even a fully fledged hero yet. And he needs to train for what's going to happen. As do my other students. I tried to find anyone available in BRAINS to help but found no one. However, I learned that you were not in Miitopia so I asked Midoriya to contact you. Help me watch where the villains are going. I'm going to have to speed this car up." I nod and so, things get a little wild and I keep my face concealed with my mask and cloak. I keep my eye on who we're after even as we speed on a highway after them. They eventually get off the highway and Eraserhead radios in to someone else: "They're turning onto Kemano Drive." We continue to pursue them until the car suddenly vanishes upon turning towards an apartment complex. "Did that car just seriously vanish?" "Welcome to my life, Eraserhead." He parks the car near the complex: "I'll wait here. Someone needs to make sure these are the people we're really after after all. And someone else might have spotted the car somewhere else around here. Additionally, those villains don't have quirks. I can't erase them. You look like you can handle this on your own from here. Go ahead." I nod again, unbuckle my seat belt, open the door, get out, close the door, and start looking around for the car that vanished.
I don't see anything even after I climb steps in the apartment complex to get a better view of the surrounding area. I'm surprised no one is scolding me for doing hero work without a license. The situation must be beyond awful based on just that alone. Anyway, I see the dudes in black suddenly appear out of thin air running up the stairs to the 3rd floor but stop upon seeing me: "Hey you! Are you a hero?" I walk up to them: "I'm a vigilante." "Okay. Come with us, we need help dealing with an issue in an apartment on the 4th floor." I decide not to question anything and run up 2 flights of stairs with them. They burst into an apartment and I follow inside with them. There's a thug trying to kidnap, r*p* and kill a woman who appears to live in the apartment. The 3 of us easily stop the thug and save the woman from all kinds of horrible things. I turn the thug into a card and we walk out as the woman looks on in confusion at what I just did. Once back in the open air, I see a bizarre sight. The car we were pursuing is embedded onto the cement walkway that connects the whole complex on this level. The front half is missing. It's just the back half that's left with the villains we were after. I go to them: "You damn interloping villains. You're coming with me." The red haired one, a man in a circus outfit with brown skin and green eyes replies: "Oh no, we're not villains. We're heroes after the villains who look a lot like us. The two dudes in black are with us. We're part of an organization in our universe called Trillion. It's a group of heroes trying to survive in what's left of human civilization. I'm Basel, a user of a weapon that can transform into almost any weapon possible. This is my friend Nadsew. She's an archer who is also skilled in assassination and our team captain. The 2 dudes are clones part of our AI system named GADGET." "Not more interference with timelines. But nice to meet you. My alias is Swiftdrawer and as I told your friends, I'm not exactly a hero. But what the hell is with your current predicament? How is that even possible?"
Nadsew replies: "Don't worry, this happens all the time. Once our friends are finished with clearing this area of any trouble, we'll be back on the road in no time with the car back to normal." She has blue eyes, brown skin, and a black and mint green robe. "Well, that's a new one. One of my friends turned into spaghetti last month so this isn't that far fetched to me. I'd love to stay and chat but your villain enemies are on the loose and I want to find out where they are." One of the dudes catches up to us: "Never fear for we know where they are at all times! And we don't blame you or that other person fir chasing us down! At first, we thought you were villains too! We had the car vanish to escape your pursuit and happened to detect some trouble here." An alarm goes off and the other dude runs to us: "That's my apartment!" "What?! But you're from a post-apocalyptic Earth which this Earth is clearly not!" "Oh yeah. My apartment. I live in this world to watch out for any dimensional interferences and gain intel. I feed it back to GADGET." "Wait so you must have so many versions of you in other universes then!" "Exactly! We know all about you, Swiftdrawer! My counterparts and I blend in by often merging ourselves with a resident of the universe we have relocated to. Don't fret, it's painless and quick. We let them dictate how things go. We merely observe and only interfere when there's no other option. Like today for instance. My counterpart with us happens to be from the universe of the Prison Human Centipede. They watched from afar as you changed the future of that Earth. It's very unlike you to intervene and change the future like that." "I simply couldn't allow such cruelty. I even left behind a deterrent to crimes I actually think are bad such as sexual assault. That limits the changes to the future of that world. It's rare I do that. It so happened that someone else nearly succeeded in changing that world instead. I turned them into a card as a result. My comrades and I do not allow ourselves to intervene like that basically ever. However, the Gofast situation forced our efforts."
"I understand now. But we must hurry, the alarms are getting louder! Nadsew, Basel, stay put. We'll take care of this." With that, I'm off with the clones connected to an AI called GADGET. We go up another floor and run a good distance before finding the apartment lived in by one of them. When we enter the apartment, we find a person unconscious. The clone who lives here says: "I'm going to merge with them to get them to wake up. They're a martial arts instructor for the quirkless who need help defending themselves in the event of villain attacks, kidnappings, or bullying. Now, please find the attacker(s)." The other clone and I both nod and soon find some plus sized people making themselves comfortable and eating all the food. "What the hell are you doing in here for? Do you not have grocery money at all?" One of them who I recognize but can't recall who they are scoffs: "I never thought a radical leftist freak miscreant like you would be here of all places." "Luis, deposed king of the abolished Kingdom Of Greenhorne. How did you escape that isolated island or however we punished you? And who the hell are your friends?" "A simple teleportation spell that I can't hardly believe a rotten royal feast stealing criminal failed at doing once. But I can't expect much from inferior creatures that deserve to have no wealth to their names. These 2 are members of the Royal Council. Unfortunately, they're the most useless ones so I don't even know their names." "Damn you. I wish Carlos were here now so you could see his recent transformation. He's plus sized now much like you. However, he has managed to still be a deadly and sneaky thief who can also literally crush his enemies with his weight now. No one needs that much justification for putting on some pounds but you know, fatphobia is a huge issue. That's why I don't insult you for being plus sized. That's not what's the problem. The problem is that you're a greedy tyrant. If someone's plus sized, that matters little to me. It's their actions that count. Oh and FYI, readers reading this moment as part of a written story. Plus sized people aren't necessarily obese or unhealthy. Skinny or slim isn't healthy for all bodies so stop judging and making fun of plus sized people."
"Don't ignore me! Once we're finished eating everything in this apartment, I'll kill you for forcing me to lose over 95% of my old body mass! What readers are you talking about?!" "Bastard, I'm breaking the 4th wall again. I'm going to defeat you and this time, you will change or know pain like you have never known it before now. I could kill you but you're so pleasant when your soul transfers to Pizza Island that I just want you to become better and don't want to lose your other side by killing you." "I will never change! I like my hunger for power, food, and money!" And so, a fight between us begins. I'm up against Luis who is so much smaller than he used to be. All that time on the island must have reduced him down all that way. I pull out my sword and he unexpectedly takes it from me and swings at me forward with it. It's straight swing after straight swing but not a single swing is hitting me: "You nimrod! That's not how you use a sword! *takes it back easily* Don't ever touch this sword that I have sworn in the name of ever again. Maybe we should make it so that your form in Pizza Island is the only one you ever are with a spell once this situation is over." After a series of swings, I defeated the disgraced former king. With that over with, the other two have been easily dealt with and the still visible clone and I say "you're welcome" to the martial artist the other clone is now merged with. After that, I turn the individuals we defeated into cards and pocket said cards. I have many decks worth of life forms turned into cards on my person now. We exit the apartment and reunite with Basel and Nadsew. They smile. Nadsew asks: "How did it go? Seems like it went well." We explain what happened: "That's different for sure. Thank you, Swiftdrawer for helping. I sent the location of the villains we're after to your friend in that black car. We'll meet you where they're hiding. This shouldn't take long to finish taking care of. We promise."
"Thank you yourself. And of course. I will return to Eraserhead right away." So with that, I teleport to his car and get in just as their car reappears on the road, headed towards the location of the villains. "You got information of the hideout for the real villains, right?" "How did you know that?" "Just drive and I'll explain everything on the way to the villains." "*sigh* Alright. It's a good thing that I don't have to be back at UA to dismiss and talk to my students just yet." And there you have it. I told him everything as we rushed over to where the villains were hiding out. And just like that, we spot 2 who look like Basel and Nadsew. They look identical, even. How much cloning has gone on on that Earth anyway?! We get out of the car once Eraserhead parks it, ready for a fight. The 2 villains I mentioned turned and gleefully greeted us once our new allies got out of their car to confront them as well. They speak in unison: "Welcome, foolish humans! We are the Legion Of Freedom and we are here to destroy all freaks!" "Basel, Nadsew. What the hell is going on with those two?" Nadsew replies: "These are our main rivals back home. They're ex-convicts who were arrested and imprisoned for life because the country we live in, America elected a decent president for once. They were part of the Proud Boys before that and World War 3 which was triggered by the American Holocaust and 2nd American Civil War. They were freed when the Nazis seized power and modified to look like us after we used Trillion to start a resistance movement and destroyed the headquarters of Amazon, one of many companies who funded and supported the Nazis. Since then, they formed the Legion Of Freedom to do their bloody work. However, these 2 and their friends aren't very good at what they do. The only reason they haven't been defeated is due to the fact they keep getting bailed out. This time, they were sent to this universe to enlist some help and hurt anyone they deemed to be freaks."
"I see. Well, let's get rid of these bastards from this universe. You should kill them at this point so they can't ever be bailed out again." "We've tried to but could never succeed in time." "Well then, I'll just turn them into cards. Be careful, Eraserhead. You aren't the same level of fighter as you were before the USJ in terms of your quirk and whatnot." "Don't worry about me. I'm not a one trick pony." "I know but I just want you to be more careful considering we are dealing with opponents without quirks." The fight starts right then and there. However, it really doesn't last long. Our enemies completely underestimated Eraserhead and I. In not even a single minute, Eraserhead has captured all of them with some binding scarf. He smirks a little bit: "I got you now. And we won't let you escape like the other times you apparently have." I smirk too: "They really underestimated other universes, didn't they? I wonder what implications this incident will have for the future. Eraserhead, did you tell anyone about this location?" "No, I did not. We don't need the authorities to get involved with an interdimensional incident that is now resolved." I turn the 4 villains into cards and pocket them for now: "Hey! Those are our enemies! Give them to us!" "I could but it would make no difference, Nadsew. I'm being honest here. You don't know how to get to where they are not do you know how to release them. Don't ask me if I know how, the ones who know are busy fighting against the Nazis in Miitopia right now which I really must go help them with. It is so important that we crush them in Mii World and win the war. With the inhabitants, both mii and monster shaping the future of Miitopia instead of tyrannical Nazis and so on, Mii World would be closer to true peace and prosperity than ever before. Now then, I think we should talk more in your universe. Eraserhead, I leave the explanations to you. I trust you, comrade. I'll return for a follow up. The regularly scheduled investigation by BRAINS envoys into your branch is coming up anyway. Dominic should be here sometime to fix all of the damage."
"Okay. But you owe me. Dealing with the authorities is pleasant most of the time but it isn't always fun. The media is far less fun." "I know. Just talk to the authorities and ignore the media. Get someone to help you or something. Later." The others invite me to join them in their car. I do so. And suddenly, the car gradually accelerates to 88 MPH once we're settled in. A portal opens up before us and we're transported through it to their universe. We arrive on Earth in the year 2075. It's a dump, everything around us is dead: "So, this is how bad it is, huh. Crap. Anyway, did this car seriously accelerate to precisely 88 MPH?!" Basel replies calmly: "Yes. A technique first used by Doctor Emmet Brown to send his dog Einstein to travel through time." I look at the front dashboard as I'm sitting in the back: "Can it be? This car's mechanisms were invented by Doc Brown? What future is this?" "Oh yeah, that's the thing. This timeline is the direct result of 2015 Biff Tannen traveling back to 1955 and giving his counterpart a book that made him rich. Oh right, I heard you saw that happen in a movie called Back To The Future 2. Biff's influence by 1985 was extremely immense. This timeline was never erased, it was just that Marty McFly and the DeLorean were returned to the ideal timeline, the slightly altered original timeline." "Well, that's something else. Now that I understand this Earth better, I want to propose something to all of you. Make sure to tell your comrades in Trillion about this. There's a secret collective that I doubt even GADGET knows the existence of." Nadsew replies: "That's not possible. GADGET knows everything there is to know about many other universes!" "Okay, let's test that. Did you ever know of BRAINS before I brought it up while talking to Eraserhead before we came here?" The clone replies this time: "I must soon return to my adopted home but I will answer. GADGET has no data on a collective called BRAINS." "Guess you don't know everything about me after all. But don't feel too bad. It's secret for a number of reasons. If you joined or at least allied with BRAINS, the resulting combined intelligence network would be possibly the greatest to ever exist." "This information will be most useful to the mainframe of GADGET. Tell us, what is BRAINS?"
I explain BRAINS in full as we continue driving somewhere. Eventually, we come to this settlement that looks straight out of a advanced civilization capable of interstellar travel after passing through what Artist's Eye senses to be a invisible force field. Nadsew smiles as we end up entering the settlement: "Welcome, Artistic Knight Swiftdrawer to Trillion!" "Oh, this looks great but I can't stay for much longer. Like, wow! But I just can't. You'd love BRAINS. Would you all like to join the collective? We could use all the help we can get to deal with what's coming our way." They end up accepting right away and show me a little around the base of Trillion before I leave to return to Galados Isle after handing them some spare Quantum Leap bands I happened to have stored in my ender pouch. Fun fact: Ender pouches have become a popular storage method thanks to me within BRAINS. That has helped a lot with our efforts even though they only really recently got popular within BRAINS. A lot of obsidian was gathered for the sole purposes of crafting the ender pouches in the End dimension. I find my comrades holding out very well against the latest bombardment by Nazi forces. By chance, I ended up next to Carlos: "Hey Carlos, how are things looking around here? Sorry I couldn't help until now, I had some stuff to do. I'm going to need lunch soon." "It's been so painful and difficult but we've held on. No one has died today so far!" "That's great news! Now what about your latest change? How is that working out for you?" "I need to eat a lot more food now but otherwise, it hasn't changed my lifestyle one bit!" "It's a good thing we have communal showers now that are big enough to accommodate our scaly friends like Dominic the Dragon. It's also a good thing there was that seminar back in October about fatphobia that we had. I forgot all about it until now. A mistake that shouldn't have happened because it was important and helped do away with most fatphobic attitudes. Now, all of them are gone within Miitopia BRAINS thanks to more efforts. And wait a minute, is that a Nazi submarine coming to shore?! You know what to do. Right, my good friend?"
"Oh yeah! Get the others to stand back a little bit! Hanging out with Choji from Konoha that one day was so much fun and taught me a few things! I learned the Human Boulder from him! I hope I didn't indirectly cause many problems by not being here that day." "You didn't. We all did our part to figure out if you did or not. It was difficult but we deduced that you didn't." "Awesome! I'm so excited to do this now! Here I go go go go! MIITOPIAN BOULDER!" And just like that, I send out waves of Extreme Risky Spin Slash attacks to other enemy ships while watching as Carlos manages to get himself to roll like a really fast ball. He descends onto the submarine and breaks through the top of it with ease as it is attempted to surface onto the shore. Once he runs out of momentum, he jumps right back onto the sand as some others capture the Nazis inside the submarine. They make it out 4 seconds before the submarine blows up as a result of what Carlos did. That was a fantastic performance by Carlos. So very good. In our base for Miitopia BRAINS, providing hot food to Carlos is still not a burden at all between the device that converts air into cooking ingredients and other things and the recently repaired and upgraded quantum microwave. We keep fighting on for as long as we can and even as I quickly had a good lunch and something to drink by teleporting to Twisted Land for such. Half of everyone fighting in Galados Isle fight at night while others like me fight during the day. Just so you better understand things, I stated such. I retire to bed after I'm just completely worn out. Madeline replaces me in the front line and is the one to wish me a good night. This battle isn't over yet. Outro: This certainly didn't go as I planned! I was going to make a 3 parts Human Centipede arc! Instead, the whole Prison Human Centipede thing was resolved within less than 3000 words and so I decided to use a dream I recently had as basis for the next chunk of the chapter which I decided to set in Hosu where Hero Killer Stain was fought against in MHA. So there you have it. Most of this chapter was inspired by my dislike of how Human Centipede 3 ends and a hero/vigilante dream I recently had. Good stuff. Thanks for reading. See ya laters hopefully.