Total Drama X: Winter Warriors
Episode 16: The Clash of Christmas
merry end of january, this chapter will give the feeling of the days before christmas where it's you against your fellow shoppers and why is this all in lowercase?
what if this somehow became worse because the guy running the shop helped some 80s action movie villain to bolster the numbers of the employees?
bad choices turned an ordinary shopping rush into another 80s action movie that probably exists and isn't from the 80s (Or it could be a horror movie that you might have heard of)
christmas is a weird season and y'all just had it several weeks ago, so i'm sorry for doing a little bit of a laze-around on the net, but winter warriors is back for a little bit.
goodguygary: i definitely could see that Jasmine wasn't the hottest character in the story for you and there's simply characters that i would be able to do more with...like the rest of these guys!
still though, the world could only withstand two emmas for so long (read the promised neverland, i'm an anime-only.)
real account: thanks, but why do you sound like all of those other guys that love my stories, want to adapt my stories into comics or pictures and have bad grammar? i don't know, you sound like one of those fake artists on a website where nobody makes money.
"Last time on Total Drama X, the circus came to town and it was missing the performers! Luckily for you guys at home, the performers just so happened to be the 21 remaining contestants and it even starred Ratigan, the rat returning from being a first boot and also Medic getting stuffed out of the boys' alliance!"
"There was much joy to be had, from the worst performances that was known to man, to Tengen almost giving people epilepsy to Ratigan channeling his inner theater kid! The top 5 players got immunity and Medic got booted off by his own alliance along with Jasmine, so now there are 20 contestants!"
"Now, I bet you guys had a joyous time in that epic circus, but dude, it's Christmas according to all of the snow that's falling and you know what time it is? Guess what it is on TOTAL DRAMA: WINTER WARRIORS!"
Manolo and Joe looked quite angrily at Robotnik enjoying his spoils with the greatest criminal mind and the big Koopa on campus, since they took out their friend.
"Goddamn, that was one hell of a challenge." Joe said. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Hey, hey, take it easy, Joe. It's not worth getting mad over." Manolo said. "Medic was a part of their group, too."
"Why the hell would they backstab them?"
"Because there's no loyalty for bad guys, I guess."
These two could only grumble, as it was kinda obvious to a few of the more clued in or paranoid contestants what just happened in that corner of the season, thanks to Mamizou's one move.
"Damn, they really couldn't swing her vote away from him." Puss noticed. "It's a bad guy eat bad guy world out there."
"Why are you even surprised, Medic actually got himself involved in the situation." Spider-Punk said. "Mate couldn't even see this stuff coming."
"Aye. How did you get to perform with that guy?"
"I don't believe in not performing with old guys. Geezer had a vibe 'round him."
"Nice, he does look like Santa Claus!"
"You're chatting bare nonsense, he's just an old dude!"
Tengen didn't even know what a Santa Claus was, but he did appreciate whatever the fuck was last night's carnival along with the other guys that were a little bit punk.
"So, who's this Santa Claus guy?" Tengen asked.
"Quite the geezer, gives presents to little nibblers, gives coals to the naughty children." Nick was sweating a little bit. "On Christmas."
"Damn! What a flashy guy." Tengen said. "Sounds like a real awesome tale."
"Yeah."
The moment was clearly getting awkward.
*Father Christmas' confessional*
"I don't know what's all the blooming talk about, really? It doesn't seem like Christmas and the food over here certainly isn't very Christmas-y!" He grumbled.
*Confessional cut*
Anyways, it was very notable that there wasn't a lot of people in this cafeteria for once, as the conversation turned a little bit more awkward thanks to the Santa talk.
"Now that you mention it, it's looking a lot more Christmassy." Spider-Punk said.
The cafeteria had tinsel, baubles, a very good-looking Christmas tree
"Of course it does, this show's kinda like a showcase of everything about winter and what's winter without Christmas?" Manolo was surprisingly in the mood.
"Mate, those places all have their traditions-"
"Exactly, I have never heard of them!"
Spider-Punk gave an awkward glance towards him.
"Bruv, I wouldn't know either. My universe's always been pissing me off, but I've gotta at least check out some other places." Spider-Punk said.
"Exactly, I've been to Vegas and Spain. Didn't have a fish and chip shop there, though!" Santa exclaimed.
"Okay, okay, that's great!"
Puss had an empty cup of milk, as Spider-Punk quietly raised an fist, these two sharing in more than their alliance-hating.
"You know how we roll!" Puss jumped in mid-conversation.
"We don't believe in fish and chips in America!"
"Well, that's a little bit daft..."
As the anarchists (and Manolo) were having a good time with each other in the middle of the very cold and very hygenic cafeteria and struggling to have a bad time, Joe, Undyne and Ashido were training and having a bad time.
"ONE-TWO!"
Joe and Undyne were lifting themselves on a strong branch and Ashido was somehow outpacing all of them.
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS SO EASILY?!" Joe shouted.
Ashido literally dropped.
"Uh, it's very complicated. I'm kinda in hero school." Ashido said.
"What, like, learning to be a cop?" Undyne asked.
"Kinda like that except being a real superhero!"
Undyne and Joe's jaws dropped at the quick realization.
"Damn, you've got a great superhero career ahead of ya. Best advice I could give ya is to give no mercy to criminals and get a taser!" Joe advised.
"Joe, she could shoot acid, she doesn't need a taser or a gun." Undyne basically corrected him, as Ashido was looking between the two.
"What about long-range targets with guns, Undyne, I bet there's those!" Joe shouted.
Ashido was thinking of a lot about it, as the two motivated rivals were getting their reps in on a thick tree branch in the throes of deep winter and accidentally gave a studying hero a serious qu-
"I'm pretty sure that I could shoot acid very far, like, it's not a problem!"
Joe was in disbelief, as Undyne gave a thumbs up.
*Joe's confessional*
"Whew, so far, this alliance is looking good! Turns out she's a cop all along and uh, Bonnie, if you're seeing this, it's just an alliance and she's a fish lesbian. No cheating going on here!"
*Confessional cut*
While the trio were getting each other set up, MK had a little bit of a surprise coming in for her.
"Come on, this is easy. Why did Mamizou think this had any bit of difficulty, I pioneered this thing?"
She then managed to crawl into the interns' location with a surprisingly good disguise.
"Where the wigs come from, I'm finally grateful for the cheats and there's nothng-"
She then quickly hid behind the trailer upon seeing a sight that would both make sense or also compromise her game, letting the snow hide her much better.
"Yes, boss, I got the thing, I got the goods!" Fidget, the random bat, called out. "I got the challenge paper."
"Thank you, Fidget, for giving me the schematics to today's challenge and well, I'm sure the lady of the hour is trying to get her hands on these." Ratigan spoke confidently.
"Sure, boss?" Fidget said. "I don't see any royal lady, she got eliminated last night-"
"I am talking about MK!"
MK only managed to slip through by literally crawling through the bottom of the trailer and scuffing up the intern uniform, but she was just trying to slink through to get a piece of that challenge pie.
"Oh! Boss, let's just give her a reminder of what's what!"
"Calm down, Fidget, you slight idiot, she might already know what is what." Ratigan assured. "I did let Medic get eliminated after all."
"Well, nice, I bet he's gonna feel that in the morning."
MK somehow left quietly and quickly, but she did get a solid reminder, as Ratigan then took the time to go into a different direction just to make sure that he didn't scare MK even more.
Just the reminder of the rat with the bat told the low-key scammer that she had better things to do, but she did get the challenge schematics.
*MK's confessional*
She looked a little concerned, but her smile was still strong.
"Listen, it's been a good eight or nine months, but the rat's like one of those guys that you don't mess around with. Guy's been here one day and already put the fear of cheating on me, but he's got a long way to catch up to my cheating!"
*Ratigan's confessional*
He was smoking in the confessional.
"If it worked, then it needed what it needed to do. MK's higher-order shenanigans do tend to work if she can actually use her simple cheats and not to spoil the challenge for our dear host with the most, knowing the challenge is only a quarter of what she needs to even get immunity."
*Confessional cut*
Bowser and Robotnik were actually waiting for the rat.
"All I know that Ratigan's got an inside contact." Bowser said. "I bet he's going get the details for the next challenge!"
"That's not what he intends to do, obviously, MK always get the information, ergo he intends to get her into this massive alliance. I presume that MK's sphere of influence dwindled with the tanuki lady's sudden neutrality." Robotnik hypotheized. "And I assume that he would want something to do with that."
"Look, it's simple, it makes sense and he's inside, what else can you say?!"
Ratigan simply tutted and shook his head, already listening in from the "shadows" of the mechanical base.
"I would say that thinking about the current predicatment that we are in through simpler means is missing the point. Right now, MK knows that she can't just get her cheats for free, whereas I can do so without a trace and it means she'll do worse and not to mention, it's her and Ermes. Meaning she isn't super sure of her game." Ratigan explained with notable glee.
"Right. Couldn't I just bully her outta here, then?" Bowser suggested.
"Nonsense, currying her favour's much better, most of the remaining players either have serious strength or notable intelligence that Miss MK definitely doesn't have." Ratigan explained. "Right now, targeting the stronger members is our goal."
"Which makes sense obviously, so much for "roast a young adult with a fireball and then profit" plan." Robotnik said. "Medic was all but a simple casualty to there being two doctors in this alliance."
Ratigan and Bowser just looked at him incredulously.
"Listen, fleshy men, Medic's got a surprisingly good social game, not to mention intelligence that rivals mine and hatred of robots, as much as I hate to admit!"
"Actually, that was quite the good idea we had back there." Ratigan said. "Sorry, Bowser, but we had to prove some rumours wrong."
Bowser felt a little bit scared with these two in power within the alliance.
*Bowser's confessional*
"We were allies for at least half a month! We did stuff together, we eliminated people together, we even cheated together, that's just kinda messed to do to your alliance partners. I guess it's a doggy dog world out there after all." He was disappointed in his fellow alliance partner.
*Confessional cut*
MK and Ermes had the goods.
"So, we know the locations, crap's good enough to use." Ermes said.
"Finally, someone that can appreciate my skills! Though Ratigan probably knows a whole bunch of stuff since he definitely watched us cheat." MK noted, clearly not intimidated.
"I'm pretty sure I could punch him back out there."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, campers, it's time for the very awesome and very thematic challenge that takes place at a very special cabin that just happens to be at that circus that disappeared yesterday! Okay, Chef, you get to wear the elf helper costume since you've been very nice to me."
"That doesn't even make sense-"
Well, everyone knew what was going to happen next.
The 20 remaining campers were looking bright and ready for seemingly nothing, as they were waiting at the cabin for a little over five minutes and that included the couple.
"Wait, aren't you a little too cold to go without a jacket?" Ken tried the rizz.
"Don't worry, my jacket's primed and ready to keep myself warm." Android 21 received it well. "What about you, are you feeling plastic?"
"...Yeah? Are you okay?"
"Pretty much!"
Ken looked a little uneasy, but the rest of the contestants were not excited for a very Christmas-sy challenge for obvious reasons that just so happened to stomp into their view.
"Hello, campers or winter warriors, are you excited?"
"The fact that you dropped the title means I'm excited." Joe observed. "Slightly."
"Are you excited for Christmas? You guys don't like Christmas?" Chris asked, the campers actually smiling. "Finally, geez."
"I like Christmas, you co-opting something so jolly makes it worse." Sticks grumbled. "Kinda like Sonic trying to act cool."
"Alright, this challenge is going to have act like Santa's elves, since the big guy over here dropped all of his presents over the island in locations that may or may not be dangerous!"
A good chunk of the players were struggling to not point at the old guy, as he wasn't liking the sound of it.
"First person to come back, wrap their presents and puts it down in front of Santa wins immunity and! Got some guy for the job, he looks Santa-y enough!" Chris introduced his own fake Santa, who looked familiar. "Tell me what else they're going to get!"
"Well, well, you're going to get a secret present of your own!" The fake Santa shouted. "I'd like to tell you, but that would ruin the surprise, you know, in the spirit of Christmas!"
He definitely sounded like a British guy doing a bad American accent and like a real Santa impersonator, he was old, had white hair, was kinda bald and grey eyes.
"Alright, chums, you go and make your santa proud, right?" He asked, putting on little elf hats. "Also, ladies and gentleman, you'll fashion yourselves after the elves that I put on."
Father Christmas, MK, Sakura and Ratigan, could only flare their eyes at whoever this guy was, as the rest of the players got ready for the race and grimaced at the elf costumes.
"Come on, they fit each of you perfectly! Look at Chef wearing the costume, ain't that right?" Chris bumped his best man.
"They actually fit pretty good, I gotta admit." Chef admitted, before clocking a big gun. "Y'all better hold still."
"NO-"
Everyone got shot a elf costume with a jacket, looking extra embarrassing.
"How the hell did you do that?" Joe asked. "Could save me some time!"
Chef switched the mode on the red and green bazooka to shoot something else.
"Are you interested in becoming a present?" Chris asked.
"NO, what do you mean by that?" Undyne asked.
"Chef's gonna chase with his gun that turn you into a present, making it just that little bit harder for you all! Take advantage of the five-minute headstart, GO!"
Chef already shot the gun, giving a good look at the old guy right besides him, but he just sat back down with the men of the day seeing all of the contestants scramble just to get to wherever it may be.
*Sakura's confessional*
"I thought this challenge was gonna be awesome since it's all Christmas-y and you know, it's not Christmas time, but when am I going to dress up like an elf!"
She moved back to reveal her costume.
"Tada! Ready to ace this challenge like no-one else and it's actually kinda crazy how I'm not involved in drama again. Super happy about that one, though I swear that the Santa guy looked super familiar. Must be a coincidence!"
*Father Christmas' confessional*
"Bloody hell. I don't really see this going well for Chris." He lamented. "He doesn't really deserving the bloomin' punishment that he'll get."
*Confessional cut*
Android 21 and Ken pretty much had an idea.
"If I'm right, it should be where the most dangerous obstacles are." 21 said. "Which should be obvious!"
"It is?" Ken asked. "I was just wonder why it's not pink."
"Because it would look ridiculous, let's go."
21 was practically dragging Ken along for her wild ride, but Joe and Undyne had a much better idea.
"May the best cop win." Joe said. "I'm experienced, YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME!"
"I CAN HANDLE YOU, we've been team leaders since the beginning, so let's rumble!"
And these two split up to do their thing of finding random presents, because that what was this challenge other than something really interesting that was a little behind the scenes.
Mostly because Santa was giving a few glances at Chef, as Chris was doing some very important business looking for some commentary opportunities.
"Why you looking at me like that?" Chef asked.
"Well, well, you look like quite the interesting person." Fake Santa answered. "Quite the fellow you might say."
"Look as much as I want to blabber about myself, I've gotta standby for my job and for you."
Fake Santa begun to get a little miffed at Chef questioned.
"Sorry, old guy, I just have a feeling that keeps on bugging me. Besides, it's time for the job."
"That's an very odd feeling to have, do you want to tell me about your job? Come on, maybe, it will make it easier."
"Well, my ten minutes are up! Best of luck to ya!"
Chef got up to do a little bit of shooting, walking into the forest with intention and seriousness and when he was distinctly out of view, the Fake Santa dropped the fake American accent.
"He'd best make his way out of my sight if he knows what's good for him."
The guy's real accent was a deep Cockney-ish accent.
'
Sakura was running into the forest, accidentally getting an hanger on with a friend.
"Bowser, stop running with me! You probably could find the present easier without me!" She called out.
"I'm trying to get immunity okay, this cheating thing ain't gonna put itself behind!" Bowser shouted.
"Alright, but you better take your own road." Sakura warned.
"Yeah, that's not happening. This game's getting serious!"
Sakura then turned in a slightly different direction, as the path was pretty damn dangerous, chock full of things that Bowser have probably seen before and these two were casually hopping through what would've been a Mario level.
Quite literally, hopping over spikes and rolling through tree holes, though Bowser just jumped over the hole and crossing a relatively peaceful bridge that gave them a good sight, leaving them a few seconds to ponder the sights.
"Isn't this island fake or something?" Sakura asked. "We had to cross a lava river here."
"Yeah, but it's still beautiful especially to me! See ya around, karate girl!"
Bowser sped off with his own two feet, Sakura right behind him on this perilous path to a present and they were going to have to jump through fire hoops real fast, real easy.
The big koopa on campus did it and the karate girl did three jumps, but was a little further behind the big fella, still invigorated on their run towards a present and then she skidded to a stop in a random location.
She looked around and just ran in another random direction, as Bowser kept on chugging on that same old bizarre path and she then slowed to see a very special sight that wasn't too far away from her.
The probably broken phone in the middle of the boiling lake was a good sign that she had a good chance of making it, doing some stretches to make sure that she could endure the heat.
"Hold on, that's my present you're looking at!" Ermes shouted. "How did the hell did you find this place?"
"I ran?" Sakura was taken aback by the intimidation.
"Checks out."
These two trudged in the boiling lake.
*Ermes' confessional*
She was a "little" worse for wear.
"[FLOCK] THIS CHALLENGE FOR MAKING ME BURN MY SKIN! AND I HAD TO FIGHT SUPERPOWERED PRISONERS, THIS [SHOT] REMINDS ME OF THAT AND I'M NOT INTERESTED!"
Half of that was the pain talking.
*Confessional cut*
As for the other villains, MK was carefully trawling a path to a thingamajig that she knew nothing of what it actually was, but she did manage find some rather creative ways of dodging wacky obstacles.
Ratigan and Robotnik were on their own paths, she thought, trudging through some mud that somehow did not freeze in the sub-zero temperatures and was very interested in staining her clothes.
"Eh heheh, I bet Chef's gonna chase me." MK chuckled to herself.
She managed to get through the rough patch of mud to trawl through the snow, Chef hot on her tails and turning on the walkie talkie.
"Eheheh, I bet Chris would love this." Chef said, turning on the radio. "Chris, you there?"
Only pure static could be heard on his end, not really quiet sound, moreso sounds of something odd happening.
"Well, maybe he's trying to cook again."
Chef continued to make sure that MK was in his sights, but he had a much better target that was behind him that he slowly turned around to see.
"Hey, this is an unflashy costume, just letting you know." Tengen confessed, up close and personal. "Anyways, try to catch me!"
Chef made his shot, but could only wrap a random squirrel, as the demon slaying chad decided to make his move and the chef took the bait.
*Tengen's confessional*
His hair was still white and now was neck-length, messy and went down in strands.
"I'm not an expert on finding out doohickeys or gadgets, but Chef's going to get the full treatment for making me wear this. We could've not done that and I would be fine, but you did ruin my fashion." Tengen said. "Hey, it's not that serious, I'm allowed to be a bit petty."
*Confessional cut*
The ninja was still sprinting towards wherever the present could actually be and considering Chris could change the island on a whim, it could be anywhere, but he just kept on going forward until he found a demarcation in the powered forest.
A giant rock, a mini-mountain, a rock with clean edges and a top that revealed one of the doohickeys that could be considered a present, since it was in a box and the God of Festivals (he called himself that) tried to climb.
It was not like Chef lagged behind significantly, but Tengen had a lead that could be wasted with shoes that were not made for rock climbing, though Chef cocked his gun.
"Damn ninja doing his business."
He didn't have any knives or anything else, so he just tried to cling onto the wall slowly.
"These shoes are pretty unflashy, but my wives could've done this easily."
Chef slid into view, locked and loaded with his bazooka, ready to get one of the fastest contestants remaining, Tengen even managing to get him dizzy before he could actually get the box.
Tengen backflipped off the rock, right before Chef made his shot and he hit him perfectly, the ninja's head still unwrapped.
"Wow, you smell like how you cook, pretty terrible!"
"At least you got the present, still doesn't mean you get to keep it-"
Tengen burst out of it with the present, as Chef looked dumbfounded at his escape and saw the ninja leave, Mamizou now right behind him in a mocking manner.
"Something is very wrong and you do not want to tell lest the show breaks its facade of working properly." She poked Chef's psyche. "Aside from your mediocrity."
"Look, kid, I don't know what your problem is, I got nothin' wrong with me."
Mamizou then decided to simply get herself out here and leave a dupe, which looked goofy.
Chef poked it and lo and behold, it was a rock.
*Mamizou's confessional*
"I would say that I might have recognized who it was, but that is not very true. Us tanuki can tell when someone has energies that are decidedly questionable and our fellow fake santa has some of that energy."
*Confessional cut*
Surprisingly, at least one person saw that Chris disappeared due to them hanging on the beach and being real careful about their present finding.
"Hey, merry spider, you even seen Chris disappear?" Sticks asked. "Like vanish into thin air?"
"Ey, listen, Sticks, I definitely haven't and why the hell are you wording the sentences like that." Spider-Punk answered.
Sticks pointed to a certain direction, as Hobie looked towards the cabin that was still here and had that fake Santa with a very familiar face.
"Could be lunch, but I want to believe in some aliens! BECAUSE THEY'RE ALIENS!"
"Ay, ay, real enemy's captalism, remember that." Spider-Punk just saw a present. "You can have it, gonna investigate geezer over there!"
"Good luck!"
Sticks had her present, Spider-Punk saw the fake Santa get up and leave to do questionable things.
*Sticks' confessional*
"I'm still on alien theory and I'm looking to have a bet with somebody. Something is super fishy and I ain't talking about Chef Hatchet's fish stuff!" She said.
Her stomach grumbled.
"I eat nature and that stuff's very much not nature!"
*Confessional cut*
Sticks and Spider-Punk were sneaking around.
"What if they're capitalist aliens, which probably are pretty common!" Sticks said. "Then what?"
"Get off them off that business if they're not doing imperialism." Spider-Punk whispered. "Or probing the mandem."
And they kept on sneaking 'round and saw a pretty sight to everybody that hated the host with the most, which wasn't a small group by any margin, as Chris was tied up and getting carried to a small flying blimp marked with the logo of Total Drama by said Fake Santa.
Sticks and Spider-Punk just looked at each other, right before Tengen leaned in.
"So, he's a fake guy after all. That being said Chris deserves it, he's treating the God of Festivals like trash!" Tengen called out, giving them a side eye. "Yes, people call me that."
"Who cares, Chris is getting kidnapped by some wasteman for no reason."
"The way I see it, they're both wastes of men." Tengen said. "The guy couldn't even rate my present, so that I could win the challenge!"
"Anyways, gotta go get mine, not because you had one."
Spider-Punk swung out of view, as Sticks wasn't impressed with the white-haired ninja and proceeded to go on her own journey and Tengen watched a blimp fly, a wonder to his 20th century eyes.
*Tengen's confessional*
"Hmph, I bet I could fly that round thing better! Damn the future's lookin' good, and I bet it will look even better in a year after this!" He praised the damn blimp.
*Confessional cut*
Joe was trying to cut through a lot of leaves with his own hands, ripping through a few artificial leaves with a lot of ones with real cells and he was starting to see a problem.
Mostly the giant hole that the present teetered on the edge of.
"Hmph, this guy thinks I'm stupid." Joe said. "Guess what, I'm taking this."
Joe took the present and immediately realised that ice appeared on the ground.
"Wait, that wasn't there before-AAHHHHHHH!"
And he fell down.
Again.
And again-never mind, him and his wheelchair landed on cushions and his present was still intact, rolling right off those pillows and looking up at the hole.
"Well, crap, better hope it doesn't take a while for me to get up there."
*Joe's confessional*
He was distraught.
"THESE HOLES ALWAYS COME OUT OF NOWHERE, LIKE THAT ONE TIME IN-"
He did a reference that I don't exactly remember."
*Confessional cut*
Android 21 and Ken fly right towards the contestants that were entranced by the now stationary blimp and Chef Hatchet actually tweaking for once (you will probably never get it.) and they included the now completely baffled Bowser and Sakura.
"Okay, what's going on here? Where is the fake santa that will give me immunity-" Android 21 demanded.
"THE FAKE SANTA TOOK CHRIS! Also, he was Coachman." Chef Hatchet said. "You contestants better get him and bring Chris back or you won't get immunity!"
"But what if we didn't?" Android 21 asked.
"I think we should, Chris definitely looks too good to die!" Ken made a bad joke.
"I don't know, you don't get a million dollars, Chris dies, you're stuck in this dimensions and life goes without ya." Chef elaborated.
"Fine, if he has that kind of power, which I severly doubt he has, I guess we'll go and save him." Tengen rolled his eyes. "Wait, how were we chosen?"
"Listen, cool ninja guy, I doubt he'll give an honest answer." Puss remarked. "Let's just get up there, man."
"Yeah."
Tengen and Puss were looking at Android 21 with a hint of jealousy.
*Chef's confessional*
He crossed his arms.
"People liked most of these guys, wherever it's from their own worlds or because they have personality! I still don't know all of them were just plucked without their knowledge, but that's a question for the future!"
*Android 21's confessional*
"Realistically speaking, I like Chris suffering as retribution for all of the times that he put us through poorly disguised, often hastily made, torture would be fine by me. So, I'll wait until the last minute to swoop in for the immunity."
*Confessional cut*
While everyone else was either trying to figure out how they could fly, giving up on doing the impossible or attempting some fancy tricks, Ken still had a great present.
"Hey, 21, why are you sitting down and relaxing, Chris is in danger?! Which is bad." Ken couldn't even be that mad.
"You don't even sound that angry about it and something about this situation seems to be off as well." 21 said. "I'll give it some time, if you want to, babe."
"Well, okay, I'm gonna try and fly myself up there!"
"Good luck."
21 couldn't help but roll her eyes, as Ken believed that stupid stuff.
*Sticks' confessional*
She wasn't really mad.
"If Tails was here, he'd call this predictable and I bet Sonic would hate to have seen this guy back in an episode. These two were kinda crazy during Hotel Rockies, what an experience!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the madness in the blimp, Chris wasn't too interested in being tied up by the guy who made it into 33rd two seasons ago and Coachman had a very good reason for why he was doing this.
Surely, definitely, maybe, Chris thought, he was tied up in rope up on a stationary blimp that definitely had the Total Drama & Total Drama X logos painted onto a teal skin.
"Last time this happened, I made my own plant dude, so what's your reasoning? Moolah, revenge, some other stupid stuff that I can't fufil?"
"Would you believe that it's more complicated than that because, Chris ya plonker, I have the cash to literally buy your charade of nonsense!" Coachman shouted. "A lovely charade of nonsense, but still one none of less."
Chris McLean just rolled his eyes, as the host with the most figured out the somewhat obvious reason.
"Wait, wait, you hate me don't you?"
"Not quite. You're the type of chap to really get on my nerve and I'd just like to get a little bit of your just deserts, expose who you really are-"
"What, dude?"
Coachman, with an impressively quick whip lash and quite the mad grin, sullied the one thing that Chris had over literally any other reality show host.
Being the most beautiful man, as Chris got a notable black eye and a little of blood out of his nose.
"A embarrassment with a badly-coloured shirt! Hahahaha, can't believe it took me this long and you'd still want me back on this show!" He had his short trimuph. "All because your self-proclaimed ratings would apparently tank without me."
Chris looked pissed.
"Not my thing to let go of ratings trap, but you're making a really good argument not letting you in next season!"
The host with the most couldn't stop the devilish donkey trader from laughing for a very obvious reason that you didn't need me to tell you.
Back on the ground, a good chunk of the contestants were back and it was not all because Chef called them over with the most authoritative voice that he could muster.
The only ones who were not back were Joe Swanson (still underground), Undyne (same reason as Joe), MK (she's still trying, bless her heart) and Manolo (still getting his present)
Surprisingly, Robotnik and Ratigan were trying to make a machine, Bowser was trying to be super [frickin] mario as Rihanna put it and the rest were trying to get creative.
Chef even brought out a TV to show off the madness of what was happening on the blimp deck.
"I'm not gonna say that he needed it, but he definitely deserves a slap." Tengen said. "Especially for making me unflashy!"
"Yeah, that can't be forgiven." Ermes crossed her arms. "Better question is how are we going to get up there? Even better question is why aren't they flying up there?"
"Well, that's obvious." Tengen answered.
Mamizou seemingly perked up.
"She's some all-powerful weirdo that doesn't care about the challenge just because she got the power vote once."
"You do not know of such matters, human and not to mention, there is something really interesting about this man's philsophy. Came back onto this show just to sully another man's reputation." Mamizou said. "I would be proud, if everybody back in the Yokai world didn't hate him so much."
"Then go stop him!" Sakura said. "He's a bad dude!"
"Frankly, hating him is worthless. More importantly, there are people that I wouldn't care for." Mamizou spoke up. "Some obvious and one a little less so."
"I agree, so go be the change that you want! YOU CAN FLY!"
Mamizou was slightly offended by the suggestion.
"Realistically speaking, do you want to win or not? This challenge went from relatively unbalanced to an easy win for anyone that flies." Mamizou said. "I am being VERY merciful!"
Sakura looked a little pissed, as Ermes just backed off from the awkward situation, Tengen basically grabbing Ken to do a special scheme of hiw own.
"Those bitches aren't helping us for some reason, Ashido." Ermes said. "For the record, I'm just here for the immunity."
"Whatever reason it is, I'm not mad that you're finally reaching your inner hero!" Ashido exclaimed.
"Shut up."
"Yeah, that was a step too-far." Ramona added on. "Same reason, too."
Ashido just rolled her eyes, as her, Sticks and Father Christmas were brainstorming alternate ways to get up the considerable distance, some of them even including shots of web that were not reaching the height of the blimp.
"Seriously, I'm trying to reach this waste of a man, but the blimp's too high-" Spider-Punk remarked.
"WE KNOW, you got something new that you could do?" Ashido asked. "I'm not shooting acid that high."
"Hold on, you might not like this next move, but it's needed."
"Wait, what do you mean?"
Spider-Punk booked it, as did Sakura, having some game awareness for once and the rest of the heroes were baffled, including Puss In Boots.
"He just abandoned us!" Ashido was outraged.
"Calm down, he might have something." Puss eased the tensions. "I might have to go and help him!"
And then Puss also left, leaving just Ramona, Ashido, Sticks and Father Christmas all out of luck.
*Sakura's confessional*
"Unless I actually can do moves, Karin says that I will always be a fodder character in a sea of fodders. I don't get it, I made it to the two-team stage and there was still way too many people, but still I made it there. Doesn't mean that missing opportunities is a good idea."
*Confessional cut*
While Robotnik and Ratigan were trying to figure out a way of making both of them fly, Bowser had a idea that was literally shaking the ground under their boots and trampling on the progress.
"What are you doing, Bowser?" Robotnik seethed.
"Jumping really high. I wanted to do what that guy did,. but hey, I guess it's his turn to not get invited to Total Drama again." Bowser answered angrily. "Damn, this machine's stuff taking too long now."
"Really, I thought you were willing to wait all this time for my genius to blossom!" Robotnik complained. "My sentry technology's almost there."
"Don't worry, I get it, but you better look up!" Bowser called out.
"You should understand, Bowser, we are men of science and technology-"
Why did Ratigan stop mid-sentence?
Spider-Punk and Puss were climbing at speed and Sakura was a little less so, Ratigan, Bowser and Robotnik all confused.
*Ratigan's confessional*
"Second challenge and the superhuman feats of our fellow contestants never fails to prove that I'm outclassed only in strength, but fortunately, most of them don't have the intellect to out-strategize our alliance and Bowser provides the strength."
*Confessional cut*
Spider-Punk quickly reached the top of the tree, quickly followed by Puss.
"Big cat over here!" Spider-Punk said, high-fiving the cat bounty hunter. "Man's gonna pull Sakura as well."
"Well, she's a brave lady, she'll be up here eventually." Puss said. "But this is the merge, though."
"Doesn't mean that I won't let somebody like that on my web, I don't believe in pulling ladders under people."
"What ladders?!"
Sakura, through all of that extra effort, managed to reach the top of the tree in five minutes despite the weather fighting against her.
"Hi guys, I hope it's not too heavy for me!" Sakura couldn't help but be perky.
"I don't believe in it being too heavy."
With one web shot, Spider-Punk almost managed to reach the blimp, but he only use it to judge the distance and with only one more shot, the blimp was indeed reachable.
Albeit barely.
"Hold on tight, this ain't gonna be pretty!" Puss remarked.
"Yeah, it's like those movies!" Sakura was real serious about it.
They went swinging anyways, the web string being a little bit looser than the spider guy was comfortable with, but the trio was slowly getting up there compared to the villainous trio that were sure of their odd flying machine.
"Well, what do you think, boys?" Robotnik asked.
"Hold on, Ratigan helped build this bad boy, give him some credit." Bowser said, seeing the giant hovering platform. "And that thing is definitely working, so let's get up there!"
"Now, now, we should be careful after all, if you mess up, there may be problems ahead!" Ratigan warned Bowser.
"Listen, I'm not a big fan of causing problems. I'm gonna let you guys do your thing and roast the guy that took my scheme!" Bowser complained.
The trio finally hopped on their floating platform, sentry-powered and definitely weighed down by the two heavy guys and a skinny guy slowly turning fat through a hedgehog beating.
*Sakura's confessional*
She had a look of pure exhilaration.
"Have you ever looked down to see an ice-cold island, three villains and two people who are just floating together? No way, this show's kinda cool! Jimmy, still don't know how you made it so far."
*Confessional cut*
While Android 21 was getting bugged by Ken on the ground with a stick and Mamizou was watching the chaos that was happening on the blimp, on the blimp it was what exactly was expected.
"Quit slapping me, dude, what else do you want, man?" Chris asked.
"I just told you, ya plonker, it feels terrible to be in such a powerless position. Also, remove me from that contract or I will break ya hair gel!" Coachman warned, practically beaming from Chris' cries of pain.
Chris had a scream of utter dismay, the other fella on the blimp just laughing at his pain.
"For shame, Coachman, for shame, dude! You wouldn't!"
"I definitely would, but we're off the ground and having fun doing your own challenge for ya."
"You took over my challenge, you made me look ugly, you're threatening to break my gel, what is your problem, man!"
"YOU MADE ME EMBRASS MYSELF FOR 33RD!"
*Mamizou's confessional*
She couldn't be less bothered.
"I know that this isn't right for me to do, but Chris is making it hard for me to feel any kind of empathy or sympathy since he is quite the terrible human. Not to say that this Coachman fellow isn't the same either, just that they both deserve each other."
*Confessional cut*
MK and Ramona were joined by a motley crew of fellow players, trying to find a flying machine that could give them immunity and also stop the dastardly Coachman.
"Okay, I guess we're heroes now. I'm gonna stash myself a jetpack for the immunity!" MK remarked.
"You know how it is, I'm not messin' around for this." Ermes pulled out her stand.
MK and Ermes were the only ones that said anything, as Ashido, Ramona, , Father Christmas and Emma were rummaging at pure speed to fly through the hut of random tech.
"There is no way that this place has a jetpack." Ermes said.
"Then what's this?" MK asked, grabbing a very stable jetpack. "Hopefully it's stable."
"I don't know about you."
Ermes touched it and "grew" a jetpack to wear.
"But I'm gonna find out."
MK and Ermes ran out of the hut of tech, as the rest of the players were just trying to find something that could fly farther than the length of Joe Swanson, Undyne and Manolo combined.
Speaking of the three of them?
Joe and Undyne were a little surprised to find no exit, walking all of the way through the metallic catacombs of Pahkitew with much warmer temperatures than the surface.
"This is worst than that one time that we got stuck on the roof." Joe Swanson said.
"The roof of what?" Undyne asked.
"Roof of some guy's mansion."
"WHAT!"
Joe Swanson was looking nowhere in particular, as the cutaway was probably playing somewhere while Manolo fell on top of Undyne mid-cutaway, the two of them groaning as they got up.
The wheelchair cop looked at his friend.
"Manolo, what happened?!" Joe shouted. "Where's your present?!"
"I have it and I have no idea what it is!" Manolo answered with a smile. "Joe, are you alright?"
"Yes."
"Good! Senorita Undyne, what's your story?" Manolo asked.
The trio were walking to a random point of light.
"We're stuck underground and it makes me feel nostalgic. I came from the underground and we did not mess around there for reasons that are pretty complicated!" Undyne told her whole story. "One kid dropped down to our underground and showed us some human friendship to literally get us out of there, heck they had determination and a heart! I respect him."
"How old was they?" Manolo asked.
"Ten-ish?" Undyne said. "Nice kid!"
These three then, out of nowhere, got sprung up to back to the surface and then stared straight up all of the way up to the blimp through the snow-covered forest.
"Did I miss something?" Manolo asked. "I can't believe that some creature's flying!"
"Maybe it's just a distraction, Chris is evil like that!" Undyne tried to rationalise.
"But why the flying thing?"
"It's called a blimp, Manolo." Joe answered. "Undyne's right, probably just a distraction!"
The trio decided to sprint it all of the way down towards the cabin and by the time, they realised that it was no trick thanks to Chef looking unimpressed.
"Senor Hatchet, where is Chris?" Manolo immediately asked. "And everyone else?"
"Chris got kidnapped and also, they're trying to rescue him from the clutches of that Coachman fool! You three should have heard this earlier!" Chef shouted.
The trio, at least, gave them their present.
"These still might count, BUT YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTTS MOVING ON!"
Manolo looked up at the sky.
"For the record, we've got flying machines in our time." Joe clarified Manolo's other burning question.
"Well, let's get up there then!" Manolo shouted. "Chris needs our help!"
The two guys made their way to whatever hut MK and Ermes had left by now, as Undyne looked quite disgusted.
"Didn't he do all of that bad stuff that Papyrus wouldn't stop yelling to me about?" Undyne asked.
"Yes."
Undyne immediately went to look for some random junk in search of a flying machine, as Chef sighed at not getting to yell at a camper for once and realised that he couldn't do anything.
"Chris, you better have double checked this man out!"
*Mamizou's confessional*
"Believe it or not, there's a reason why I cannot just instantly travel up there. That being said, the challenge does await and Android 21 still is not doing anything useful, meaning that whatever ability she has must trump any of our abilities in this hastily made challenge."
*Undyne's confessional*
"I don't know why Papyrus thought that Chris wasn't a bad guy, he did all of those challenges to us and more importantly, hired a man who hated him so much that he actually kidnapped the host!" She shouted. "Sorry, just gettin' tired of this host's shenanigans."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of climbers, Puss, Sakura and Spider-Punk actually managed to get stuck on the bottom of the blimp, the karate girl hanging on for dear life.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH WE ARE!" Sakura shouted.
"Yes, Senor spider guy, how high are we?!" Puss questioned quite nervously.
"Not high enough, we've gotta get to that door!" Spider-Punk shot yet another web, the three of them not willing to slip.
Sakura was on the bottom and quickly, her grasp on Spider-Punk's boots were slipping suprisingly slowly, but Puss (of the back of Hobie's jacket) could only help but call it out.
"Miss Sakura's about to fall!" Puss shouted. "Use your web thing!"
"Got it."
Spider-Punk shot the web just as Sakura began falling quite rapidly, leading to him snap his webbing onto her.
The karate gal got enough momentum to not only swing out of falling velocity, but the both of them combined led her to swing almost all of the way around right into the empty windows of the blimp.
Puss and Spider-Punk could only gawk in awe, but they kept on going anyways to try and gain immunity for this insane half of a challenge, not letting Sakura be alone.
"Really, dude, you've actually got better things to do! Or bigger things to do, I don't know if I should want you back or not!" Chris shouted.
"Rescind my invitation to this farce of a show or just-"
Sakura literally slid right into the blimp's interior, which even was a decent size, felt the friction of the mostly steel floor and the glass of the windows, slowly getting up to recover to get into fighting position.
*Sakura's confessional*
"I think I found a new fear." She squeaked out, having a few shards of glass on her.
*Confessional cut*
The silence in the air was palpatable, as Ermes flew into the interior along with Bowser knocking on the door to open it up and Sakura opening it up with Ermes slowly.
But surely, Bowser was in.
"What kind of farce is this? Too worried that your overlords will have found out about your madness?"
"Actually, they're probably watching this challenge live, so they already know." Bowser spoke up.
Chris gulped in pure fear of Fresh TV catching wind of this very highly-edited dumbassery, as the four contestants were encroaching on this creepy old man.
"Hey, Coachman, stop being a mean guy or else you're gonna fight all of us!" Sakura shouted. "Aren't you rich, why are you kidnapping Chris?"
"You people really believe that he's a good guy-" Coachman could only start his sentence.
"No way, some of us are just here for the immunity!" Ermes shouted.
Also, Puss and Spider-Punk was there as well to join in on the senior abuse.
"At least you're not deluded to what this mad host has planned for you blokes, but I will ensure that you people will have a tombstone!"
Ermes took the first swing, as Coachman caught her leg and threw her against the solid windows and yeah, it was a whole beatdown because once Bowser punched him in the face, Chris actually had disappeared seemingly out of nowhere.
But the beatdown continued, as MK's eyes flared at the sudden disappearance of the host with the most and then went back to normal realising that she might have some bigger problems.
*MK's confessional*
"HOLY MOLY, the android lady can teleport! Not gonna lie, if she goes after me once then I would be down for the count, because someone who can shoot laser beams and teleport would be my worst fear."
*Confessional cut*
Either way, I do not know have time to write about an old man whose face got stomped in by Ermes, who got tied up by Spider-Punk, who got poked by Puss doing a cheeky moment and who got blown up by Sakura shooting out another Shinku-Hadouken.
"Wait, hold on, let me do a-"
Bowser watched Coachman be completely knocked out.
"-ah, never mind."
Android 21 (and also) Ken actually managed to get Chris back on the ground on the Christmas-y cabin, the plastic blonde even helping to dust off a little thing on the host's face.
Chris backed off from the doll dude.
"That was actually kinda awesome! Even if it was a lame move, Android 21 and Ken, you two get immunity!" Chris announced. "Seriously, dude, don't touch my face!"
Mamizou then landed back on the ground sighing, as did MK.
"So much for fair competition." MK grumbled. "And for not being an opportunist."
"I agree. You let Chris get tortured for seemingly your own wishes!" Mamizou condemned the android. "Which I am not really innocent of, it is just more blatant on your end."
"Salty campers, they still saved me, so you two could be up for elimination! Oh yeah, Chef, who had the best present as well?"
"No apology?" Chef called out. "I knew this guy couldn't be trusted."
"Listen, I didn't know that the guy we hired was the supervillain from two seasons ago, man. Sorry, Chef. Who had the best present anyways?"
Chef was looking over at all of the crumpled presents and also, Tohru, the dragon maid who is definitely showing up at the right time, saw that Joe's present was good.
As in, still functioning and intact.
"Joe also gets immunity and also better food along with his friends Android 21 and Ken!" Chris called it through all the speakers. "The challenge is over, you guys can quit beating the creepy old guy."
Undyne and Manolo were just baffled, as Joe didn't look too impressed and Father Christmas was pretty confused.
"There's only one of you going to be heading home this time, because it does feel like Christmas!"
*Joe's confessional*
"Well, that was anti-climatic for immunity. At least I'm going to eat some better food for two days with some blonde surfer guy and mad scientist, could be worse than that." He remarked.
*Father Christmas' confessional*
He was downtrodden.
"I do not really like this show anymore, mate, this is just division for the sake of it and more important, a Christmas-y challenge got ruined by a bloomin' Disney villain! This cannot go on!"
*Confessional cut*
All of the remaining contestants and the two hosts were watching the old guy go in chains, mostly because the police had arrived and also, Tohru had him in a Full Nelson.
"Uh, this ain't our jurisdiction, but thank you!" A weirdly short police officer said. "I am so glad that we have this criminal in our clutches!"
Another police officer who was nodding and very much confused.
"You're welcome, officers, please take him away! I don't want to see him again this season!"
"Why this season specifically?" The police officer asked.
"Because he...should be in jail, yeah! Alright, campers, Joe, Android 21 and Ken have immunity, so you can't vote for them!"
Joe and Undyne were both unimpressed with the host covering up his actual excuse, as the police officers who were the same height as a familiar fox and cat duo left with their criminal in tow.
The contestants could only stare at each other at the day that had transpired.
"What a challenge, huh? From a typical Christmas challenge to some bad action movie, this day's got it all and I'm so mad that I missed it!" Undyne shouted.
"Trust me, it was nice!" Sakura shouted.
Aside from the immune contestants, these two were the only happy chaps about the day, Father Christmas the most displeased of all for obvious reasons.
The boys were having an awkward time and the ladies were trying to do some strategic players, because that was the merge at this point.
...
As the day concluded on a sour note and the decorations and snow betrayed the mood of the mergers at this very moment, one jolly old man couldn't help but be a little bit kinder than usual.
"Listen, mate, I'm so sorry that it got bummed by a Disney villain, it was going to be a normal challenge." Spider-Punk said. "I don't believe in your Christmas being ruined."
"What are you talking about, this show isn't one for an old guy like me." Father Christmas told me.
"Rah, man, then I'll vote for you."
"Good."
Spider-Punk didn't raise an eyebrow, but Puss did.
"Hold man, senor, you want to be eliminated?!" Puss gasped. "You made it to the merge."
"Mate, this Chris fellow is a bloody cracker. I don't want to stick around and find out how I could get buried!" Father Christmas elaborated.
"Aye."
Puss and Spider-Punk had an idea, winking at each other.
"I don't believe in you not getting a present, even if it's just booting ya off for mercy." Spider-Punk answered. "Also, he did look like you."
"Oh yeah, he really did! Now that's scary!" Puss shouted. "Listen, you're going to be booted off."
...
MK and Ermes looked quite suspiciously at Puss.
"Hey ladies, vote for Nick! He wants to be eliminated for reasons that I will not elaborate on!" Puss shouted.
Ermes summoned her stand.
"This is the merge, Puss, he probably is lying!" Ermes shouted.
"But he is not, he's such an jolly old man that doesn't want to be here. And also might be Santa Claus!"
"SHUT UP-"
"It's best to take a free elimination, since I probably could have been next!" MK remarked. "You got your word, Spanish cat!"
...
Father Christmas whispered something to Tengen and the god of festivals looked at him funny.
"I mean, you did sign up for this show. Nevertheless, you're talking to the god of festivals, patron saint of presents and bad fashion." Tengen answered.
"I don't remember bloody signing up."
Tengen thought about it.
"Yeah, that checks out. Still pretty unflashy, man."
...
Spider-Punk hung upside down outside of the windows of the girls' cabin and plopped a poster announcing that "Nick just wants elimination, are you gonna deny that old man his wish?" in anarchist fashion.
The poster was anarchist, too, as Spider-Punk dipped out.
"Okay, jokes aside, we're not letting this opportunity slide, right?" Undyne asked.
"We're letting Santa Claus go home." Emma spoke up.
The girls looked at her like she was naive.
"Just kidding, it's kinda funny!"
"We need a little bit of that after all of that wackiness up there." Undyne said. "Sakura looks like she fought a ghost and-"
"Can't believe we're voting off an old man, huh?" Sakura instantly piped up, ready to get a little strategic.
...
Robotnik, Ratigan and Bowser had a target in mind.
"All in favour of Mamizou?" Robotnik suggested. "She can fly, has those absurd powers after all and reasonably strong
"Yeah, vote off Mami-zoo!" Bowser said. "That's how your pronounce it, right?"
"Not really, but I'm not bothered by your pronounication." Robotnik said. "This game's going to be ours eventually because we'll always be opposed by do-gooders."
"And other players doin' strategy."
"Yes, yes, that should be obvious." Ratigan was working on a "special" contraptation for his next epic scheme. "Still cannot believe that the spider-miscreant gave us this poster!"
Robotnik and Bowser could only marvel at it.
"Wouldn't even change our vote for that, but that's one distinct poster!"
"I believe it's garish." Ratigan commented on the artistic anarchy. "And how did he make it in an hour."
"You'd be surprised at the tasks you could accomplish in an hour." Robotnik asked.
*Joe Swanson's confessional*
He learned the epic revelation.
"WELL, NOW I JUST FEEL BAD ABOUT NOT VOTING THE OLD GUY OFF!"
*Ramona's confessional*
She just slapped her knee.
"I didn't even get to do anything, but on the other hand, I might join an alliance. The merge's getting a little too crazy for me to do it alone."
*Confessional cut*
You know what time it is and this time, the vibe of the ceremony clearly didn't match the decorations.
"So, I did double-check and definitely didn't just hire a guy! Anyways, after one of the best Christmas challenges of all time and you guys wearing elves outfit and somehow beating up a bad guy, three of you have gained immunity!"
Joe, Android 21 and Ken all raised their own hands up.
"And the rest of you have very interesting votes aside from a few that a little bit lame, but I'm only going to let the marshmallows talk! If you get one, you're still in and if you don't, you get carried away on the DRONE OF SHAME!"
The drone was lookin' pretty authoritarian AKA brand spankin' new and Ramona had a question.
"Did it break?" Ramona asked.
"Nope, but it got a total upgrade to be more shameful! Anywho, Chef gets to talk the talk!"
Chef didn't want to glare at Father Christmas AKA Santa Claus, but-
"Nick, you wanted people to vote you off because it was gettin' real. Or was it a ploy?"
"Not really, I like most of these fellows!"
Chef stopped sweating once he stopped condemned the jolliest man of all time.
"Mamizou, you let Chris take a beating and then couldn't even fly fast enough to reach him? Seems like a villainous move."
*Mamizou's confessional*
"Unless Chris decides improve his own self and not decide that reality was indeed his oyster, it's not exactly a condemnation of my morals. Not to mention, underpaying Chef is quite ridiculous for what he actually does." She shook his head.
*Confessional cut*
"MK! Some people think you're suspicious, considering your current escapades and nature."
"Hey, can't a girl respect her own nature?" MK asked. "I'm playing for a win, obviously."
"Alright.
...
...
...
"Joe Swanson, Android 21 and Ken, obviously!"
The three of them appreciated their marshmallow and their immunity.
...
...
...
"Spider-Punk, Manolo, Undyne, Emma, Ramona, Robotnik, Ratigan, Puss In Boots, Ashido, Tengen and Sticks all have no votes! We're doing this fast because the network's bugging me."
"That doesn't surprise me. You respect your robotic overlords." Sticks rolled her eyes, before gnashing down on the marshmallow.
...
...
"Which one of you only had 1? Maybe it's MK, maybe it's Nick, maybe it's Mamizoo?"
...
"Eeenie meanie miney go, which ones gets to go and everybody catch MK, because she isn't going home!"
"Wow, your singing's as bad as this challenge, I respect it-"
"SHUT UP, MK!"
...
...
"It's down to the tanuki lady who fancies herself as quite old and I don't want to dispute it or the jolly old man who just so happens to look like a very famous figure of winter! Which one will it be?"
...
...
...
"Nick, you get to go home!"
He got up to look at his friends and also people that he doesn't like that much.
"Bloomin' 'eck, I will actually miss most of you here! Most of you folks are fine, some of you are kind of bloody annoying." Nick said. "Host is bloomin' mental-"
"OKAY, GET OUTTA HERE!"
...
Chef and Chris was actually there to let Father Christmas go.
"I don't really like this show, mate, I'm sorry." He only said.
"It's okay, old guy, I swear I'm gonna miss ya." Chef told him, trying to hold back a tear.
And the drone picked up the not so jolly old man, realising that he could actually hide out not as a Father Christmas and more importantly, that Emma actually figured it out.
Chef then left the dock, as Chris had to do one more thing.
"I swear next challenge is going to be more awesome albeit without an angry old guy, even if the other old guy doesn't deserve it. Anyways, there's always more TOTAL DRAMA X: WINTER WARRIORS!"
*Father Christmas' confessional*
He looked so mad that you could a typical Total Drama crossover protagonist in there and they would be less mad.
"Gonna hide out for a while, but at least I'll miss these crazy folks."
*Confessional cut*
To be continued in Episode 17, which is just another challenge with an uninteresting side-effect and totally not something that will make the contestants wish they were actually dead...for the first time ever.
I'm lying about it, but it does involve a stupid amount of mud in winter, so everyone's clothes is going to be worse off for it and more importantly, a potential winner managed to get eliminated in this challenge for sheer altruism.
Plus it's pretty funny that he'd even come at all, but somebody might be disappointed.
And also because he's kinda like "Batman for poor people" according to some people that is definitely not just Spider-Punk or Santa haters and whoop, what an plot twist.
Anyways, there's too many ladies left in the competition and that's all I'm saying about the next elimination for Episode 17, despite the fact the game's only gotten more complicated.